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int postNumber = 11467881;
String image = '1714131810213557.png';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)07:43:30';
String comment = 'sometimes i feel like i'm getting too old to fap my pepis to anime girls.. but i don't feel comfortable fapping to real people..';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467887 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:47:34') {

'>>11467881
can you visually imagine stuff? I’ve been going to that lately and it’s truly a wonderful rewarding experience. I’ve already created a set of characters in my head';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467890 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:48:46') {

'>>11467887
is one of them named craig';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467892 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:50:01') {

'>>11467887
yes, i can visually imagine stuff.. heck, my imagination is better than 90% of the stuff i find on rule 34.. been fapping to my own imagination since i was 9..
but even that i feel like i'm getting too old for it..
idk, fapping right now just seems like such a teen thing to do, i should be having sex rn but i have no gf or bf to do it with and my biological clock is running out..
soon i'm too old to even have sex ;_;';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467897 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:52:43') {

'>>11467890
could be, i haven’t named them
>>11467892
monks have no sexual stimuli and lead great lives, just a thought
mayhaps you should find something to fill this sex shaped void until the day cometh you findeth a girlfreth, i believe in you, best of luck.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467898 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:53:34') {

'>>11467881
quit fapping to anime girls, start fapping to anime women';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467903 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:56:48') {

'>>11467897
that's it!! from now on i become a Buddhist monk.. i already believe in Buddha, now all i gotta do is actually live by his teachings.. (been nice posting here, but i'm gonna go live in a temple on a mountain now)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467912 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:09:45') {

'>>11467897
monks actually have prostate cancer if they don't have wet dreams, not using a part of your body despite what that jewish cult tells you is a bad idea.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468026 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:48:09') {

'>>11467912
Buddhism existed long before Judaism.
However, you're not wrong about the biological part, plus not cooming blocks your chakra (Sacral Chakra to be exact)';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468158 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:24:16') {

'>>11467881
The women in porn look at me with a face of disgust and say "How dare you fap to me you creep? You should be ashamed of yourself you pathetic loser!"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468174 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:30:47') {

'>>11468158
Chat roulette is not porn
(and if you're genuine.. sauce? i'd like to see that actually, seems funny)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469130 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:39:09') {

'>>11467881
one is never too old for that.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger';

}

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