four.code

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468282 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:55:02') {

'what's so bad about this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468283 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:55:09') {

'bout the same';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468286 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:56:49') {

'>>11468280
If I walked into a kitchen and saw a girl crying next to a spilled pot of spaghetti sauce?
I would begin raping her mouth, of course';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468287 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:56:53') {

'i would cry because now my food is on the floor :(';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468290 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:03:31') {

'that did happen to me once when i was making cabbage rolls with tomato sauce and i felt mentally broken to the point that i had to leave my kitchen and go to my room and cry for a while then take a shower and slowly recover to get back and start clearing everything up
i do not recommend this to anyone';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468291 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:04:42') {

'>>11468290
the most low test post ive read in a while. probably a side effect of the puberty blockers or whatever "make me a woman" pills youre taking';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468294 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:09:22') {

'>>11468291
mhm might just be cause my t never reached higher than 60 ng/dl';

}

if(Magick && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468296 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:13:10') {

'>>11468290
lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468302 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:20:18') {

'>>11468294
Oh wait you're trans?? Respect restored ^w^';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468305 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:22:17') {

'>>11468302
the ones who knows will know, the ones who dont will live in delusions';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468306 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:22:27') {

'>>11468302
gag';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468310 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:28:04') {

'>>11468305
I want all my friends to have sexual relations with me. Will you be one of my pals?';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468315 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:30:47' && image=='faboulous.jpg') {

'>>11468310
im good, have a good day anon';

}

if("The_Trainee" && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468334 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:44:41') {

'>>11468280
I would take the cat away from the sauce ...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468478 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:18:54') {

'>>11468290
i can relate to this and share your pain
never again';

}

if(Booshii && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468507 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:45:22' && image=='1704377332470575.jpg') {

'first I would put fluffy in a room and close the door because my sauce contains garlic and onions which is toxic for cats
I would then put the cooking pot in the sink and fill it with hot water
to clean up the sauce pools, I would use a dust pan and a sponge, dump in the trash, and then rinse the dust pan and let it dry
I would microwave the sponge as well to kill the bacteria from the floor
I would then clean the fridge and cabinet surfaces with cleaning wipes
I would mop after
I would make a bowl of cereal and then go back to watching finger family videos';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468511 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:48:40') {

'>>11468507
>finger family
OwO';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468733 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:47:42') {

'>>11468280
I beat her.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468739 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:50:03') {

'>>11468280
I HATE TRANNYY THEY WILL NEVER BE PRETTY LIKE A REAL WOMAN';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468748 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:54:24') {

'>>11468280
I yell "MOMMA MIA!" and start yikking out

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ ';

}

if(G8rH8r && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468762 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:04:38' && image=='IMG_3800.jpg') {

'>>11468280
>>11468334
>>11468618
I would release my fatso catso and let her do the job';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468822 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:40:33') {

'>>11468733
rude dubs';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468980 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:13:27') {

'>>11468290
a legitimately harrowing experience';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468986 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:16:57' && image=='_9163c2d6-999f-4275-a877-2a1595f46919.jpg') {

'>>11468280
>drops nudes
>suddenly dunno why the FUCK you were prepping dinner anyway

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468990 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:18:16') {

'>>11468822
tranny dubs';

}

if(Nakadachi && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469120 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:31:19') {

'I join forces with the cat and lick the sauce from the floor.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469632 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:24:19') {

'>>11468511
unchecked doubles on the last page!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469657 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:45:16' && image=='fingie.png') {

'>>11468507
this guy adults!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469662 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:51:37') {

'>>11468280
thought this was gore and was about to hide it but i'm glad i did not thank you for this post op it means a lot

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470348 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:06:49') {

'>>11468280
stare for a few seconds and then leave';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470413 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:29:22') {

'>>11470348
rude wow';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470418 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:32:37') {

'>>11469662
>thought this was gore and was about to hide it but i'm glad i did not thank you for this post op it means a lot
exact same reaction here';

}