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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 11468989;
String image = '1714180668954264.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)21:17:48';
String comment = '>on s4s, you don't have to post porn
but i will';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469008 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:25:15') {

'>>11468989
keep up the good work';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469012 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:26:57') {

'then post it and i will follow along';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469017 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:27:32' && image=='d05b1307-4a9d-4709-ad28-e5c117c35ca5.jpg') {

'porn is the only reason to expect change

Your fortune: Good Luck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469034 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:37:19') {

'Is porn even allowed here? Sometimes it stays up forever and sometimes it gets deleted';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469037 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:41:28' && image=='dossy.jpg') {

'>>11469034
I dunno what even constitutes as porn anymore on this board. Visible genitalia is not porn, but intercourse is porn. Pleasurable expressions are not porn, but disenchantment and apathy count as porn.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469039 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:41:44') {

'>>11469034
They get deleted if I complain about them on the /hap/ general on /trash/ (we have a mod that frequents our general)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469041 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:42:31') {

'>>11469034
If enough people report it they will take it down';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469049 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:46:47') {

'>>11469039
>>11469041
People report things? For free?';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469061 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:54:29' && image=='FAST ASS 4 FAST CASH.webm') {

'>game is a tribute to sonic fans

https://youtu.be/we8MYuZ6fEQ

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ ';

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469062 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:56:22') {

'>>11469061
You are disgusting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469064 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:57:35') {

'>>11469034
You are not allowed to dump porn, the operative word being dump.';

}

if(Big Daddy cool Diesel && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469065 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:57:42') {

'>>11468989
Who pasted your face shut?';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469066 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:58:21' && image=='1678287181693810.jpg') {

'>>11469062
hookers are good people sometimes!

Your fortune: Bad Luck';

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469070 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:00:04') {

'>>11469066
You are disgusting';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469072 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:01:02' && image=='11-salsa-badtaste.jpg') {

'>>11469070
You just hate me :^(

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469077 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:03:39') {

'Why not go over to the porn threads or /b/';

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469078 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:05:19') {

'>>11469072
Hate? Lol no I just despise y ou';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469085 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:07:49' && image=='1548221597216.jpg') {

'>>11469078
T-that's just a stronger version ob hate...

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469630 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:22:30') {

'>>11469077
unchecked doubles on the last page!';

}

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