import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Virgin Cock Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Virgin Cock Thread';
int postNumber = 33025468;
String image = '1711824785298600.jpg';
String date = '03/30/24(Sat)14:53:05';
String comment = 'Post your fully erect dick and age if you've never had sex before. Rate/comment on other's unused penises.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026927 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)06:44:54'  && image=='1711417682057412.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33027254 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)10:51:41'  && image=='7DC7C347-DEEF-40D6-A728-EAAE0A391A56.jpg') {

'I’m starting to lose hope now at 24';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33027605 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:02:37'  && image=='cock.jpg') {

'20, never fucked anyone but bottomed a few times. don't really like my dick honestly';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33027625 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:11:40'  && image=='1000044273.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33027642 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:22:09') {

'>>33027605
It's a beautiful dick that I would stroke for you while eating you out'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33027681 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:46:35') {

'>>33027254
This 10/10 though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028164 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:44:10'  && image=='17119321844337174785824707289303.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028183 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:51:56') {

'Any virgins wanna chat about my gf? Kik ghstygoon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028199 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:59:12') {

'>>33028164
You look nice and clean. More please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028249 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)21:18:29') {

'Include your location. I’d love to take some v cards!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028286 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)21:47:14'  && image=='IMG_20240401_032737.jpg') {

'I'm a classic of these threads.

39 years and still nothing...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028325 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:09:15'  && image=='20240331_210619.jpg') {

'22 Texas
Honestly I don't even masturbate because of lack of inclination combined with some worry that I would damage my penis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028399 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:53:25') {

'>>33025468
dude I am a top but I would suck most of the dicks on the thread just to watch their faces when they receive mouth and cum'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028691 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)02:23:57') {

'>>33027681
What does it matter if you can't use it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028733 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)02:57:48') {

'>>33028399
man i had an opportunity to fuck a perfect 10/10 ass and declined. i don't mean at a bar or whatever like he had his ass spread and asked me to fuck him'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028830 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:12:33'  && image=='17119590384311322805677587105707.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028886 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:52:09') {

'Giving a virgin a blowjob was one of the rewarding things I have done.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028917 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)05:21:51') {

'>>33028691
Because 10/10 = beautiful, would take virginity.
Although if I'm honest, it seems so big it'd probably be painful too.'
;

}

if(Rich Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028926 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)05:29:44') {

'>>33028830
Stinky'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029085 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:42:39'  && image=='IMG_20240401_133127.jpg') {

'well /soc/ first time to post my penor... is it small i kinda feel insecure about the height (~17cm) but as far as the only girl i ever penetrated said it's girthy so i think that's all that is going for that little champ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029164 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)08:42:07'  && image=='20220414_112325.jpg') {

'Chubby virgin 29 y/o male 5 and half inches';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029220 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)09:15:48'  && image=='IMG_20240321_222125_107.jpg') {

'19M virgin, Yeah my luck is kinna shit that s why im virgin and is a 8inches cock but im more curiouse about girl what they think about my cock and bent if is good for sex or not';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029246 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)09:29:27'  && image=='IMG_2515.jpg') {

'25 Mixed Race Asian, Dutch decent (Coloured)
South Africa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030045 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)17:23:29') {

'>>33028830
Beautiful'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030496 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:24:39') {

'>>33028733
dude thats sad, I had said no to a lot of dudes too and to be honest the first time I was afraid of just doing it, you know I wanted some privacy and a dude offering his ass to me online was scary, I dont imagine in person.
besides that, now that a bit older. as a top I can tell that I love sucking virgin dudes and making them cum, kiss them. really, its very rewarding hear them moaning. I took some dudes virginity and sucked the last one for like half an hour and even made him bottom for me, now he's bottoming for me but he says he likes to be top with but not with me lol.

>>33028830

>>33029246
nice, I would really suck both so you can say youre no virgin anymore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030535 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:41:48'  && image=='20240331_223739.jpg') {

'In my late 20's. Only had 2 bj's, but never got to finish either one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030580 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:04:12'  && image=='PXL_20240402_015644145.jpg') {

'>>33027254
9/10

>>33030535
8/10

24, never tried yet so I'm not mad. I know my cock is very big so I don't think any girl would be disappointed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030605 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:19:13'  && image=='erect.png') {

'30m, no girls ever seen it IRL';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031081 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:57:16'  && image=='1706030021153814.jpg') {

'35 slowly chipping away at the fat, i bet i could get a decent woman once i'm finished';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031571 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)09:42:26') {

'>>33027254
8.5/10 dick, look how juicy that thing is

>>33027605
8/10, thick and nice

>>33029085
7/10, nice thickness, cute balls. Also cute tights

>>33029246
Insane cock, 8.5/10, also jealous of that body.

>>33030580
7/10, nice and thick, like the hair.

>>33030496
You sound like quite the top haha. I'm straight but definitely bicurious, wouldn't mind getting to know your mouth better.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031735 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)11:35:20') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031759 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)11:54:46') {

'>>33026927
This is just my type do you have a kik?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031761 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)11:55:09'  && image=='a1.jpg') {

'26.
Never really tried for it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032135 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)15:21:17'  && image=='My penis.webm') {

'36. I have mild ED and can't get fully erect.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032624 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)19:57:38') {

'>>33030535
Got a clearer pic please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032822 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)22:15:17'  && image=='WIN_20240402_21_11_34_Pro.jpg') {

'30. Had some pretty lame handjobs from the only actual gf I've had. Tried getting a gf again a few times but nothing really stuck.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032903 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)22:57:13'  && image=='20240331_015702.jpg') {

'>>33031735
Thank you
>>33032624
Here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032908 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)22:59:30'  && image=='20240331_015714.jpg') {

'>>33032903
Different angle. On disc too
theloner0879'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033054 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)00:14:25') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033058 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)00:16:33'  && image=='imagem_2024-04-03_011434193.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033371 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)04:23:58') {

'>>33033058
Fuck that’s a nice cock, I would definitely suck it. Do you have another angle? Show those balls off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033375 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)04:28:16') {

'>>33031571
yeah why not, not sure where u are tho. i like to suck straight dudes but you need to know I am the top on the room and youre not, so starting from there I can suck you and then you will do it too, we have to check if you learnt even if I have ro cum multiple times.

yeah I like to suck some dudes and specially virgins, since they have never felt a mans mouth or dick, it feels great having them shaking just by touching them or be the lead fucking with them. I taught the last one I meet how to suck me and god he did it better than most dudes I have been with and even took my dick better (that one I mention in my last post)

I have been lurking between straights for years and like when they approach they end up sucking me or bottoming bc they know I top.
first time I did something like it was like at 19 with a friend I knew on facebook and he was masculine, almost as tall as me (6.2 ft) and had like a 20 cm dick.He just said he was curious and we will only touch and talk because he wasnt sure and he ended up sucking my cock on his bed at his home with his parents in the next room and going in and out everytime they called it, he just came back and put my pants down and continue.
It was great having that time with him and sucking each other, we did it like 4 times and we got nastier every time and closer but suddenly he didnt liked it anymore (After cumming on him like 4 different times) and later found out he tried with another dude and he got grossed out on how nasty dudes can be and how they trated him so he never got intimate with another dude and got a gf and blocked me because he found out gays were repulsive most of the time. idk what they did to him but they ruined my fuckbuddy bond and he was thinking about bottoming for me you know.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033388 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)04:42:06') {

'>>33033058
nice, I would suck it if you dont mind a man doing it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033448 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)05:31:27') {

'>>33033375
Fuck that sounds hot, my cock was throbbing reading that. I'll definitely try to learn.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033574 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)07:47:29') {

'>>33033448
ho ho ho
you will really try to learn? its hard, you need to make me cum while sucking to pass and I can last some time.
If you are just curious, lets just talk and I ll be in boxers. suck whatever you want bro, no problem. I can make you bitch too and get my dick inside you, thats the least you could do to get your top to cum, no worries I will suck your ass first so it wont hurt my dick inside you dude.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033626 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)08:47:56') {

'>>33033574
NNgh fuck, why is this making me so hard. I'll try my best to make you cum with your boxers on and off. Will definitely need to get my hands on that thing first, I know you're not a virgin but post your cock on here and lemme see.

Fuck how did you know I love rimjobs?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033697 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)09:27:40'  && image=='1711195876542.jpg') {

'>>33033626
come and try, no problem as long you dont hurt me.
and most bottoms like rimjobs, but I bet its not the rimjob its the fact that a dude is gonna do it to slip inside you and fuck you whats making you hot. And you should want it if youre so happy with the idea of serving another man "practicing" to use your ass and mouth as he pleases.
hehe no problem dude, I know you get turned on because you want it, come on just get in your knees and suck me, I can give some milk
and thats mine, not the biggest or anything but enough to have dudes asking me to suck it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033903 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)12:31:59'  && image=='420290603_619844090279265_6402834854126493245_n.jpg') {

'20 yo, bottomed a few times but never topped';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034043 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)14:09:37') {

'>>33032822
Put a quarter on it for size reference please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034086 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)14:38:28'  && image=='IMG_2245.jpg') {

'28
just not that important I guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034178 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)15:54:43'  && image=='imagem_2024-04-03_165247983.png') {

'>>33033371
here some more just for u'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034222 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)16:25:20'  && image=='5B240EA8-0755-4079-A276-55095C688726.jpg') {

'19m virgin
is my dick thick or not, i can't really tell desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034247 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)16:45:20') {

'20 m

Please show me virgin cocks so I can worship them. I love untouched dick and being the first to suck them.

Kik: PrinceChub1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034255 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)16:51:45'  && image=='20220830_153827.jpg') {

'This thread is much better than any other. Here's me.

Kik: kochantetsu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034440 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)18:52:23') {

'>>33033903
you look like you have a cute butt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034459 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:04:07') {

'>>33034222
Put a quarter on it for size reference
>>33034255
Sexy... show legs and feet in similar pic please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034462 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:06:41') {

'>>33033697
Fuck thats a nice lookin dick, thick as fuck and some plump balls. I would definitely wanna drain those, give me some milk (can't believe I just said that). I think my cock would look nice rubbing against yours too.

You're also not wrong about the rimjob thing...

>>33034178
Nice and thick, that head looks so wet, I wanna taste'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034500 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:34:20'  && image=='WIN_20240403_18_30_44_Pro.jpg') {

'>>33032822
>>33034043
Here ya go :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034526 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:54:27') {

'>>33034462
yeah come and drain my balls.
and I know how you think. I know you want it.
talk to me, I would like to chat and make you worship me.
send me a text, I can make you my straight faggot but only I can be inside your ass, just to train you to milk me with your ass, you fagot.
telegram: @GabeTheUnreal
discord: emo asuka#2421
dm me dude, i will make you my whore.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034840 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)23:21:07') {

'>>33034500
Thanks. You've got a good looking cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034937 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)00:20:19'  && image=='PXL_20240402_032618768.jpg') {

'23m never fucked anyone lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035211 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)03:35:12') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035220 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)03:39:53') {

'>>33034937
Looks good. Show another angle naked please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035414 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:25:50'  && image=='dp.jpg') {

'30 years old, but I wont give up!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035419 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:30:37') {

'fembot here please keep making these threads luv u all';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035459 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)07:02:28'  && image=='20240401_213209.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035523 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)07:53:41'  && image=='17122315540894964255562600922489.jpg') {

'21 Virgin.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035638 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)09:12:04') {

'>>33035459
>>33035523
Does your foreskin retract?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035643 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)09:13:14') {

'>>33035638

It does not automatically'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035939 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)12:49:25') {

'>>33035643
Show more please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035966 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:04:20') {

'Would love to see a virgin cock I can compare with my little cock
kik: 2ndrealitymd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33036029 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:51:56') {

'I’d love to look and chat about your Virgin cock. 18+only.

Kik: Friendly_Dom1
Tele: DirtyFriend1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33036328 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)16:55:27') {

'>>33035638
I have to pull it myself. It retracts easly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037429 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)07:16:51') {

'>>33035939

if you give me a method to contact you, sure.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038422 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)19:00:54') {

'>>33028286
You might be the oldest one so far'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038452 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)19:34:57') {

'>>33038422
Usually I am the oldest one in these kind of threads.

It's shameful.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038693 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)22:11:11'  && image=='pic_4_big.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038826 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)23:14:14') {

'20 ftm us
only been with cis women. kindavirgin4virgin?
kik memttom'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039846 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)11:41:41') {

'>>33038693
What's that on your pee hole?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039856 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)11:50:21'  && image=='danny boi.png') {

'>>33025468
18m
disc: ocrowbaro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039930 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)12:39:46'  && image=='univcas7.jpg') {

'25, damn im getting old';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040103 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)14:28:27'  && image=='IMG_20240406_202749.jpg') {

'24';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040136 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)14:44:46') {

'19 f needs to be pay rent
...
avengedsexyho on kik
tvbaby on snapchat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040163 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)15:04:09') {

'>>33039930
I would def suck this one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040195 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)15:21:30') {

'>>33035523
Luv to see more and help you get off

Kik downlo10'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040561 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)20:02:57') {

'>>33031761
just hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041220 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)02:26:46'  && image=='569368d9-9295-4ea1-b937-7807a049e137.jpg') {

'32
kik:
dennis_hermann'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041225 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)02:30:41'  && image=='3 - bOuO0of.jpg') {

'36 here';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041302 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)03:17:05'  && image=='IMG_20220808_020401.jpg') {

'>>33025468
>>33026927
>>33027254
>>33027605
>>33028325
>>33029220
>>33029246
>>33030535
>>33031761
>>33032903
>>33032908
>>33034086
>>33034222
>>33035523
C'mon dudes. It's hard to believe they never used those cocks. Please, if you want to use it, call me
Tag on disc: kendo2250'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041331 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)03:30:18') {

'>>33039846
A lil bit of pre coom'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041838 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)09:45:57'  && image=='20200128_124112.jpg') {

'20, Sup cock brahs.
I've had a chance with some cute grills but i'm too anxious and depressed.
On SSRI's so it doesn't get as hard anymore, might rope soon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041878 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)10:12:16') {

'Lookin to get some freaky virgins off. Kik or disc';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042032 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:02:11'  && image=='DSC02801es.jpg') {

'34, still hopeful, just shy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042193 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)14:10:47'  && image=='stroking.webm') {

'37';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042240 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)14:46:01'  && image=='20240403_001808.jpg') {

'22';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042327 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)15:59:25') {

'>>33040103
>>33042240
Show balls please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042420 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)16:49:21') {

'>>33025468
I'd love to take your virginity while you play your switch :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044175 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)13:51:15') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044691 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:47:01'  && image=='vdick.jpg') {

'Not used once';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045360 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)00:37:15') {

'20 ftm us
i've fooled around with two girls but never had a dick. anyone wanna chat. tboy helping virgin boys because that's what bros do bros seems like fun theme
kik memttom

>>33044691
cute nice foreskin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045362 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)00:37:58') {

'>>33044691
Discord?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045364 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)00:39:26'  && image=='Screenshot_2023-12-27-22-42-41-980_com.android.chrome~2.jpg') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045399 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:13:59') {

'kik mh3121

i don't believe any of these dicks have never seen battle. But still, send me pics and videos for good karma'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045484 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:17:41'  && image=='17126432638956555045252724563930.jpg') {

'27';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045497 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:24:12'  && image=='17126437090867351625784323638652.jpg') {

'>>33045484
5 5 inches length
5 5 inches girth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045513 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:35:04'  && image=='17126443738466521289986931018955.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045973 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:38:32') {

'>>33045362
I'm this (>>33044691) poster but probably with a different ID. I can add you on discord if you post your tag.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045979 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:45:08') {

'Send em my way, especially uncut (but all welcome)
Kik 013throwaway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045995 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:59:19') {

'>>33045973
I’m not that anon, but my discord is leopluradon_1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046002 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)10:07:51'  && image=='1000020055.jpg') {

'I have almost had sex multiple times but continue to chicken put with fear of stis and stds so unless I get over that fear never gonna happen';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046039 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)10:40:01') {

'Be a good boy and send me your virgin cock. I’ll feed porn and irls

Kik JohnpNeedsTribs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046192 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:04:27') {

'>>33044691
Why shave?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046276 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:10:33') {

'>>33046192
Why not? I think it looks better that way.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046702 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:54:56') {

'>>33046002
Bruh. Condoms'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046860 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:20:01'  && image=='1710692969142306.jpg') {

'29. I was always the dorky fat kid so I never bothered with girls. Now I'm the dorky fat guy and I don't bother with girls.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047040 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:46:16'  && image=='1690774523245675.jpg') {

'36
Chubby hairy kid who no girl wanted when I was 14.
Chubby bald hairy guy who no woman wants at 36.
How things manage to change but somehow stay the same, it's amazing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047045 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:47:47'  && image=='cock2.jpg') {

'>>33027605
Just took this one, felt like showing more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047418 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)01:23:19') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048278 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:08:48') {

'>>33046860
Looks good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050325 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)15:18:03'  && image=='17128629294797187683221091250770.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050613 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:27:00'  && image=='IMG_20240411_172637863.jpg') {

'8 inch virgin, kik cursedprowler';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050713 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)19:32:40'  && image=='1690689125006908.jpg') {

'24
I'm starting to get worried'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050718 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)19:38:16') {

'>>33050713
Looks clean and tasty'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050796 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)20:18:07') {

'>>33050718
Thanks anon, it's only the second time I've posted it anywhere.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050951 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)22:09:24'  && image=='image.jpg') {

'22. There’s still time right?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051608 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:47:02'  && image=='1000001966.jpg') {

'24 kissless virgin, never had the confidence to try.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33052480 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)16:52:21') {

'>>33050951
Yeah'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33052486 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)16:54:56') {

'>>33050951
i’d rape you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33052753 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)18:53:50') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053347 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:09:22') {

'22. south florida
>>33050951
very high t'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053349 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:10:53'  && image=='cock.jpg') {

'>>33053347
idk why the image didn't attach'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053361 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:22:25'  && image=='dink.jpg') {

'24, Haven't spoken to anyone my age in over ten years so I ain't gettin any. I always thought mine was small. Don't really know the measurements. Wiimote for scale.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054232 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:00:52') {

'>>33053361
Sexy. Nice pubes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054887 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:05:37'  && image=='IMG_5142.jpg') {

'Volcel was fat now less fat and cute but I find it hot I’m a virgin at 28 and get off to it I’m also scared of women talking to other women about how I’m bad at sex etc :)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055050 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)22:57:23') {

'Reply to this post if you're here just to check out the competition';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055101 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:32:16') {

'>>33055050
I'm here to check out the competition, and then hop onto it for a ride'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056280 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:11:58'  && image=='1713111007265377837451032215955.jpg') {

'24';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056498 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)14:24:47') {

'>>33054887
Why shave?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056961 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)19:39:08') {

'>>33056498
Well I trim my main pubes and Shave the crack and hole cause it’s way cleaner and less of a cactus up my ass feeling kinda like when you grow a beard and it’s itchy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057328 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:32:36'  && image=='image.jpg') {

'20 year old bisexual male. Never had any action before, other than exchanging nudes with people. I also have to say that the cocks in this thread are so fucking good looking. I’d let everyone in this thread gangbang me if I could.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058087 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:58:10') {

'this thread is hot as fuck, most of yall are fuck my mouth/10';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058111 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)09:22:20') {

'>>33035414
you look more than attractive enough. why is it that you've never found someone?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058239 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:55:46'  && image=='1692952619550.jpg') {

'31 years old kissless virgin. I used to be really insecure about my size, as I'm a tall guy (1,90m), but no girl has even gotten to the point that she would see my erect dick, so it's whatever lol. At this point I think I'll die a virgin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058257 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:09:29'  && image=='IMG_6199.jpg') {

'23 kissless virgin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058401 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:51:13') {

'Do any of you have those dreams where you imagine what a pussy feels like and then you wake up like you know it feels good but you’ve never been in one it’s a mind fuck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059399 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:28:41') {

'>>33058401
i had dreams for a while where i had a penis lol. I had a short, but strong, phase where i was REALLY into futa. I'm a straight girl, idk why it happened. I am into bdsm and i am pretty sexually depraved. But i got bored of it soon after. I had dreams where i had a cock, and im not into bbs (i dont think it was supposed to be like a nigger cock) and it was this huge, veiny, dark reddish-brown oiled up monster cock. i feel like i know what it would be like to have a cock, and what it would feel like, but being a girl i have no idea. I wish i could but like eh. I like to think i understand how men think but ill never know for sure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059679 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:14:14') {

'>>33059399
lol when you watch futa and your brain gives a dick never had the opposite desu had a pucci in a dream. Ngl I don’t have a huge ego and don’t really chest beat or dick swing so being a dude is lowkey
For me tiring like having to deal with peoples egos all the time idk if you have to deal with that as a woman desu.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059836 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:50:16') {

'>>33059679
sorry anon but i dont really understand what youre saying. I think a pussy on a man is really really weird, but a dick on a girl? eh thats fine. i mean its degen but a pussy on someone passably male is really fucked up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059929 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:39:09') {

'>>33059836
Sorry I’m bad at writing.
I mean I’ve never had a dream about have a vag as a dude in comparison p much'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060094 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:39:53') {

'>>33059929
desu it was like, just once and it was kind of an outlier lol. but i was being a really bad coomer then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060355 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:36:03'  && image=='20240415_064406.jpg') {

'24, is it small? I was trying really hard to get it to look a little more impressive.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060472 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:05:00') {

'>>33058111
I have gotten attention from women, but I'm complete autist when it comes to interraction with them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060486 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:16:28'  && image=='IMG_20240223_233825.jpg') {

'21';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060566 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:15:45') {

'>>33060094
Ye i get you sometimes it’s just like that for a bit and ur a turbo coomer get that way with certain degen things myself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061004 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:31:25') {

'>>33060486
Show balls please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061431 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:43:50'  && image=='17133109175538684804852687813581.jpg') {

'23 M
5.5 inches long
5.5 inches girth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061811 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:57:06') {

'I just wanna give sloppy bjs to awkward, needy virgin dudes. So many deserving cocks in this thread.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061947 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:19:09') {

'>>33060355
No not small'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061949 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:20:10') {

'>>33061811
Same'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061965 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:36:44') {

'>>33061431
nice uncut cock anon, can we see some more angles of that cock head?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33063043 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:32:25') {

'>>33061431
Looks clean and beautiful'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064800 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:23:32') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064815 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:36:37'  && image=='Snapchat-848259852.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065014 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:59:07') {

'Dom male and would love to see your virgin cock. Send me your age.

Friendly_dom1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066122 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:34:03') {

'>>33064800
>>33046002
I'm 27 lol,
I've gotten at least 4 blow jobs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066129 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:42:29') {

'>>33054887
What about having sex with a guy? That ass looks delicious...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066256 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:56:52') {

'>>33029164
>>33041225
Love chubby guys with nice cocks! I'd let ya fuck me if I weren't already spoken for'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066912 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:40:32') {

'>>33066129
Id let you tap it but no kissing or anything like that and don’t let me cum :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066978 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:31:34'  && image=='356b7a41-f220-453e-8ec7-4f0d3d2ed680.jpg') {

'desu I have never felt the interest for sex. Like, if the moment presented itself I would probably go with it, but I really don't what the appeal of it all is beyond social expectiations.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069212 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:36:16') {

'>>33066978
You look tasty though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070671 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:29:27') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070897 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:13:29'  && image=='IMG_0680.jpg') {

'21

I don’t even care anymore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071515 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:18:54') {

'>>33070897
Remove shirt, let's see more skin pls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071534 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:30:24'  && image=='23afd7a4-f955-4833-aa09-2cbd4023e2dc.jpg') {

'>>33070897
>>33066978
>>33053361
>>33050951
>>33050613
It is a shame. I would let you guys fuck me all you want. Your dicks are wonderful
If you want to show more
Kik xnerd_gamer
Discord kendo2250'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071537 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:31:21') {

'>>33030605
it's cute. would suck
>>33031081
yours too. good luck with the weight loss brother, im on same path too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072172 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:11:00') {

'>>33066256
Well I'm single lucky you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072405 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:16:00') {

'>>33027254
i was 26. there's always hope, bro. plus you got a legit bat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072623 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:55:59'  && image=='IMG20240422074011.jpg') {

'25 ;)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073689 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:28:06') {

'>>33072623
You have a very clean looking cock and neat hands. More please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074818 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:03:59'  && image=='IMG_5804.jpg') {

'What do you think?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074822 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:04:33'  && image=='IMG_5806.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074825 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:05:25'  && image=='IMG_5807.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074828 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:06:25'  && image=='IMG_5808.jpg') { }

if(orange && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075045 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:13:46'  && image=='IMG_8240.jpg') {

'm23 virgin! probably because i’m 5’5” 110lbs?';

}

if(orange && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075049 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:15:32') {

'kik: givemethefun1';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075334 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:10:24') {

'>>33072405
Hopefully some day, but i know being a virgin can be offputting to a lot of women'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076239 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:09:20') {

'>>33031081
you can't just be my ideal man and not post a discord tag xd idk if I'm decent but you could find out ;)
you're hot anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077260 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:27:27') {

'>>33074818
Show balls?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077297 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:41:53') {

'rating ur virgin cocks
:3
kik: ami379'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079346 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:28:52') {

'>>33075045
Hot pubes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079367 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:37:40'  && image=='measuretop.png') {

'>>33025468

40, never had sex'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079377 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:41:25') {

'>>33079367
why have you never had sex?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079382 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:43:39') {

'>>33079377

combo of shyness and avoidance and just bad luck with timing and lack of mutual attraction the few times there was attraction going one way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079410 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:03:12') {

'>>33079382
brutal. any advice for a virgin 23 year old?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079433 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:17:39') {

'>>33079410

Basically just that being an introverted shy guy is guaranteed to stay the same. Online dating doesn't has too much of a gender disparity and filled with bots, outside of college women aren't just going to be around approaching you and it's trickier at work, so you need to join clubs or other activities with women in them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079532 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:32:05'  && image=='IMG_20240425_032515269_HDR~2.jpg') {

'Almost 35, never had sex.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079554 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:43:00') {

'>>33028286
>>33031081
>>33032135
>>33041225
>>33042032
>>33042193
>>33047040
>>33079367
What are you guys thoughts on making it to 34+ without experiencing sex at your age?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079626 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:35:19'  && image=='IMG_1974.jpg') {

'18 bubblebutt femboy in need of cut cock any size
Hmu kik gaycrab'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079807 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:31:18'  && image=='IMG_20240425_133014.jpg') {

'19 here';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079817 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:39:58') {

'29m bwc. Beg for daddy’s cock
Kik-hornyanon2369'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080111 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:20:56') {

'Any virgin cock wanna get feeded?

Kik xadje3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080911 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:52:19'  && image=='20240426_02442.jpg') {

'25. Somewhat 12 centimeters. Want to kill myself sooner or later.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080918 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:58:28') {

'I dont know if you LOT know this but you can have sex for less than your biweekly paycheck.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33081093 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:08:36') {

'>>33079532
>black virgin
don't lie
>>33079807
the head looks dried out kinda ew
>>33080911
nice red head looks enticing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33081383 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:14:28') {

'>>33080911
Looks good though. more please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082343 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:04:09') {

'>>33079554

Well, I just think that sex (and relationships) is not a thing available for everybody.

You can just assume it's not for you and keep living your life the best you can.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082349 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:07:12') {

'>>33080918

I couldn't bring myself to have sex with someone who is willing to do it just for the money, with no attraction at all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082985 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:34:45'  && image=='20240427_022.jpg') {

'>>33081383
Thanks I guess, here's another angle, maybe showing a little more appropriate its size
>>33080918
If I have to pay to someone for sex, knowing that they really don't care and are disgusted with me, then I guess I prefer jerking off alone to porn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082986 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:36:10') {

'>>33082985
And I even forgot to flip it, kill me really'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082989 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:39:14'  && image=='202404.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083393 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:11:30') {

'>>33082985
>>33082989
Sexy body hair. You look good nude, I can tell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083679 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:06:21'  && image=='IMG_20240427_020411_HDR.jpg') {

'21 here. Probably not getting laid anytime soon, if ever.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33084910 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:36:02') {

'>>33083679
Beautiful virgin cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085242 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:28:14') {

'>>33079554
Well, I think that at least to women I must really be a gigantic piece of shit with no redeeming features.
As an ego boost, I post my dick on the internet every now and then. I know it's being rated by a bunch of fags but at least that fuels my cope that if I ever found a woman who wanted me for anything at least she would likely enjoy the dick.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085665 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:42:48') {

'>>33079367
i want to suck it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086318 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:20:32'  && image=='muh.jpg') {

'28yo virgin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086353 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:46:04') {

'>>33027254
>>33034222
>>33050613
>>33058257
>>33066978
these are really nice 10/10
be proud, cause you're gonna make a girl very happy with those one day
t.tranner'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086365 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:56:50') {

'>>33060355
you're probably really cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086373 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:03:05'  && image=='PXL_20240426_075100361.jpg') {

'look i topped the energy can >:)';

}

if(black ftm anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086421 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:27:08'  && image=='PXL_20240427_152940638.MP.jpg') {

'unironically looking at all these cocks and fantasizing about stealing your virginities and your cum';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086440 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:32:39') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086451 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:36:11'  && image=='1000178050.webm') {

'25, couple of blowjobs, no pussy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086507 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:57:39') {

'>>33025468
Are you this person? Doe the indian guy being described below describe you or is that person not you?
INDIAN WHITE BMW come bqck now pls hug

If you are an indian guy in england in kent or used to be in kent that maybe likes anime or followed an autist around in your car for ages on multiple days or weeks or months
through 2020/2019- 2022 roughly at any point during that time in a white bmw and another car and maybe another car please make yourself known so I can befreind you now come pls come this is not a joke where are you, I wil also look for you on soc and irl but I can't yet but when I can I will im not there right now I'm in a hospital but I'm ok'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086515 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:02:43') {

'>>33082985
fuuuuck post webm pls

>>33086451
hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086518 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:03:50'  && image=='1000177930.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086522 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:04:36'  && image=='1000177731.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086658 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:13:13') {

'>>33086522
you're hot as fuck, would suck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086709 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:48:09'  && image=='1000177050.jpg') {

'>>33086658
thanks lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33086855 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:33:40') {

'>>33086318
Nice curved cock there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33087642 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:34:37'  && image=='5544444645_43.webm') {

'>>33083393
>>33086515
Here you go >.<'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33087665 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:47:35') {

'>>33087642
Clean and tasty looking stud'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33087682 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:59:59'  && image=='IMG_7285.jpg') {

'26 and only had a couple one night stands ~6 years ago';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088817 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:15:56'  && image=='1000178236.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088827 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:24:35'  && image=='20240429_080820.jpg') {

'Still nothing at 30.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33089179 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:49:58'  && image=='IMG_20240426_111022.jpg') {

'20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33089486 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)15:00:18') {

'>>33088827
More please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090048 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:47:25'  && image=='20240428_220706.jpg') {

'Rate my virgin cock honestly.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090145 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:47:44'  && image=='20240429_204308.jpg') {

'>>33089486
Not a great angle, but here you go.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33091137 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)08:52:42') {

'>>33090048
8/10
>>33090145
Nice size and shape there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092380 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:18:58') {

'Yo, about to lose my virginity. Need to buy condoms. Im 17cm x 15 cm.
Anyone know what size i should get? (Durex)
Ty dickbro's (or cock comrades)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092389 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:25:09'  && image=='20240430_212232.jpg') {

'I got laughed at for having a small dick in 8th grade by this hispanic girl and that ruined my self esteem';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092449 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)22:02:47'  && image=='93e0e9cf-b423-4242-8e92-ff2b10698512.png') {

'28 and still virgin..
Think I'll ever get sex?
Or just stay pussyfree and keep tugging it!?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092521 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)22:52:34') {

'>>33092449
Not too bad desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33093201 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)05:58:23') {

'>>33087642
>>33088817
god i need to worship both of you

>>33092380
show cock before it's too late

>>33092389
looks pretty big to me (and suckable)

>>33092449
i dunno but that's a nice cock, i'd like to see the tugging

>>33090048
solid 7.5/10'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33093776 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:00:50'  && image=='20240501_123701.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095396 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)07:45:28') {

'>>33093776
Delicious looking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095660 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)11:05:07'  && image=='FCE6DA5C-4D7E-49B2-93A1-D3215F20E386.jpg') {

'24 need my nuts licked';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096211 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:54:40'  && image=='119445.jpg') {

'21 khhv, how over is it for me?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096556 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:16:50'  && image=='IMG_5929.jpg') {

'27 here. Still a Kissless virgin. Recently confessed to a girl I’ve known since high school and talked to for years, but she just wanted to be friends. Lol. Fuck.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096615 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:55:12') {

'>>33096556
It's a little blurry, take a clearer pic please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096635 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:09:16'  && image=='IMG_5940.jpg') {

'>>33096615
Yeah sure, that was taken the other day lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096835 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:16:47'  && image=='peepee.png') {

'>24 or almost 25
haven't tried anything with girls whether for the better or the worse
either jerk off or fuck a fleshlight to furry porn and call it a day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097000 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:52:00') {

'>>33096556
My best friend suddenly got a lot more physically affectionate towards me when i lost weight. Just kept treating her nicely.

Theyl try to keep you available untill you look better than them. Then they try to reel you in like a fish haha. Thing is you get more options and they lose the power they have over you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097124 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)02:27:27') {

'>>33087642
It’s a shame you don’t get any action. Your cock is really suckable and I love the body hair :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33099333 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:11:02') {

'>>33096835
Stay pure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33099902 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)09:43:22'  && image=='20240504_152110.jpg') {

'27, mine is rather small I am very shy and I am not good at socializing. I'm also not attractive, short and hairy.
I have only confessed to one girl and it didn't go well'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101608 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)02:09:57') {

'>>33099902
It doesn't look that small here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105892 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)00:03:20') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105951 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)00:44:17') {

'>>33099902
What is your bmi? It is quite hard to tell from this photo. Also it doesn’t look that small like the other anon said, just average.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106429 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:20:10'  && image=='IMG_2275.jpg') {

'18 femboy
Looking for nice cut cock to be forced between my thick ass cheeks
Hmu kik gaycrab'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106888 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:13:06') {

'>>33099902
Different angle pls… I wanna sit on it :3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107059 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:01:05') {

'>>33035414
Bro I'd let you plow my ass with that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107069 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:09:50'  && image=='20240507_140649.jpg') {

'I might take a better pic later
I'm a 23 year old kissless virgin, never even dated, and I act pretty autistic irl kek
But like chill autistic
I'm very horny a lot too

Nice dicks y'all'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108081 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:24:09'  && image=='IMG_5816.jpg') {

'27.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108180 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:19:56'  && image=='IMG_4984.jpg') {

'22
I've never felt the warmth of a woman.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108286 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:54:31'  && image=='78B78092-B86A-41B2-A07A-0C2D15B2B07C.jpg') {

'24';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108378 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:29:12') {

'>>33027254
>>33027605
>>33031761
>>33032135
>>33039930
>>33041225
>>33046860
>>33096835
G y a t t t
WOULD
I will refrain making individual comments on every single post bcs I'd just spam the entire thread, but a lot of these are at worst very good looking, if not lowkey perfect, and I'm kinda picky lol don't lose hope'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108614 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:27:42') {

'Femanon here… I have a fetish of taking older guys virginities. Where do I find you people IRL? D:';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109548 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:34:22') {

'>>33108378
You cooooould do it all in one comment.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109607 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:07:16'  && image=='IMG_5725.jpg') {

'23
Never even kissed a girl'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109612 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:09:16'  && image=='20190215_144850.jpg') {

'old picture.
26 with a bit of social anxiety.
won't get lucky anytime soon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109643 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:25:21'  && image=='IMG_2236.jpg') {

'You know who you are';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109777 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:41:12') {

'none of these dicks are virgin. you're lying.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109836 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:11:00') {

'>>33109777
big dicks don't equal being great in social life. hell im late 20s and got a 7in and 6in thick (18cm, 15cm) one and people are still surprised i never had a gf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109865 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:27:23') {

'>>33109607
Sexy... Show feet please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33111652 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:39:03') {

'>>33109836
You're lying lol. Just wear grey sweatpants and everyone will be flocking without you even do the talking.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33112646 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)14:36:41') {

'>>33108081
>>33109643
Let's see those balls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33113618 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:39:36') {

'ShowMeARealDick

micropenis guy willing to humiliate big guys that are into it :3 or turn the tides and make me cry for being such a cheeky bitch and make me kneel to you > <'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33115101 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:29:23') {

'>>33095660
Holy shit lemme huff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33115117 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:35:56') {

'if any of you are too shy to post your dicks in the thread or just want some one-on-one attention for your penis, hit me up on kik!
burnbale'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33115251 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:53:45'  && image=='Snapchat-1187685871.jpg') {

'22 here

Being bisexual and still a virgin just hurts twice as much desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117267 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:13:58'  && image=='20231104_222244.jpg') {

'22 year old virgin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117280 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:20:49') {

'>>33117267
discord?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117291 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:25:22'  && image=='VideoCapture_20230315-171004.jpg') {

'19 and never gone any further than a casual kiss.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117296 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:26:44') {

'>>33117280
Phones4362'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117714 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)02:30:50'  && image=='IMG20240511004205.jpg') {

'21M I've only had one girlfriend before but we never did anything. Maybe femboys and twinks are my last hope but I don't want my first experience to be with a guy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117725 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)02:39:01') {

'>>33117291
That's a nice cock, I wish mine looked like that.

>>33115251
So pretty

>>33107069
Nice

>>33090048
Beautiful

>>33061431
Shiny

>>33060486
Nice

>>33060355
Cute

>>33044691
Nice

Fantasizing about frotting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118549 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)12:37:03') {

'>>33117267
>>33117291
v decent peens'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118555 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)12:40:27'  && image=='FcNTdUdWYAIFm7G.jpg') {

'>>33025468
>virgins
im virgin, I have more pictures in my twitter if anyone is interested <:'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118768 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)14:18:24') {

'>>33117714
Don't worry! Femboys and twinks don't want that gross wad of flesh either <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118949 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)15:43:59') {

'>>33080911
Nah man dont'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118955 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)15:45:13') {

'Would post but nah';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33119019 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)16:12:17') {

'>>33118555
what's your @?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33119083 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)16:31:08') {

'>>33119019
@ppppppaaap a twitter glitch deleted my photos but they are in my feed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121207 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)08:34:04'  && image=='imagem_2024-05-12_093145211.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121435 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)11:01:16'  && image=='1443308440453173942014648.jpg') {

'35 never even tried';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121741 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)13:33:38') {

'>>33121435
You have a really nice cock, you should shave'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121828 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)14:16:00') {

'M 24 bi
Looking for people to jerk off to my hot girlfriend and show me, humiliated me etc
Kik is
Kobethedestroyer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121905 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)14:42:17') {

'>>33121435
Beautiful bush and cock. Show balls please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121931 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)14:51:03'  && image=='695A72DD-0335-4F40-A721-DAFE117A7812.jpg') {

'32 years old and virgin from the dick';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121964 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)15:04:27'  && image=='IMG_2352.jpg') {

'24
Got a bj from a guy once and didn’t cum, but have never even come close with a girl and I’m so scared to speak to one I doubt I ever will lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122489 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)18:38:55'  && image=='IMG_1193.png') {

'Any virgin guy wants to see or talk about my gf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122602 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)19:28:59') {

'>>33121931
Nice foreskin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122784 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)20:47:06'  && image=='c.jpg') {

'32
Finally found a girl that I want to fuck. Planning on convincing her to head a harem with me around my 33rd birthday sometime in september where I'd finally lose my virginity as I fuck her and only her in front of everyone else. Got a lot of work ahead of me but that's the dream. I'll find a way.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122913 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)21:48:28'  && image=='DEEDAA68-20DB-4A3A-8ED4-462A4691C540.jpg') {

'21 and virgin
is it over?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123301 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)00:26:51') {

'>>33074818
Lovely, I'd love to see more of it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123311 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)00:30:04') {

'Any anon want to stroke your virgin cock to pics of my cougar

Tekegram, @ caudalust'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123530 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)02:22:27') {

'>>33122913
Definitely not over. Nice cock, skin, and feet. More please'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123642 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)03:11:21'  && image=='4D2A6F27-FE14-40CB-9D0F-867233F47334.jpg') {

'>>33123530 u really think so??? Is there a chance I can get a thicc gf?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123767 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)04:31:17'  && image=='20240513_021031.jpg') {

'>24
>5 feet tall
be honest'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123929 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)05:45:28') {

'>>33122784
great genital
post vids of birthday fuck in future plx'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124978 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)14:07:26') {

'>>33123767
Decent looking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125036 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)14:26:50') {

'>>33030580
I've seen your pics around and think you're super hot do you have contact info?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125039 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)14:27:48'  && image=='IMG_3477.jpg') {

'M24 virgin..';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125204 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)15:23:19') {

'>>33027254
how many inches is this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125374 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:14:34'  && image=='asdf.png') {

'25, how does it look?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33126902 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)01:02:47') {

'>>33125374
It's got good shape and shine to it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33126980 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)01:54:04') {

'29f
I love virgin cock. I'm a cherry hunter.
Kik cocobutterkis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127420 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)06:46:33') {

'26, not virgin (but it was with a prostitute)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127426 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)06:50:40'  && image=='IMG_20240514_074553021~2.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127913 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:29:32') {

'>>33125204
gauging size on an image is pretty much impossible'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128629 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)16:32:45') {

'>>33127913
Use a quarter for size reference'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128985 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)18:52:29') {

'>>33125374
Fucking perfect desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33129368 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)21:39:57') {

'>>33127913
>>33128629
gimmie and estimate then
like 7"?'
;

}

}
}