import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Ideal BF/GF thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Ideal BF/GF thread';
int postNumber = 33059404;
String image = '1713231119412650.jpg';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)21:31:59';
String comment = 'Post YOURSELF
Dont have the template?
Let me help you out there.
Save this pic and crop out the gender that ISNT you.
Write some things about you that people may want to know.
Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz
>Welcome to the party.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059676 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:12:29'  && image=='52-image094.png') {

'>>33059404
>>33057000
lazy repost attack'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059688 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:21:51'  && image=='Bluearchive.jpg') {

'>white man, tall and lanky, has veiny hands and works out
>is a weeb and likes anime/manga
>is a shitposter/jokester
>is a gamer and has a steam account
>is in the miltiary
>tends to use a specific character from anime/manga as profile pics

discord tag is chickenclaw3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059736 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:56:47') {

'>>33059676
I'm the anon you replied to.
Holy shit you're right we're the same. You're even Catholic.
Godspeed to you too. We're going to make it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059746 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:03:28'  && image=='Me.png') {

'>>33059404
Changed it up slightly from last time and added pics, too lazy to draw anything tonight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059818 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:43:42'  && image=='draw you.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060283 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)06:44:48') {

'>>33059746
why do people think it's a good idea to have their pictures on 4chan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060340 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:27:19') {

'>>33060283
Why do people think it's a good idea to drive by troll?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060392 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:59:41'  && image=='storytime-part2.png') {

'>>33059404
18/M/USA

Discord contact:
celestialoctave'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060440 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:34:56') {

'>>33059746
you had me until vtuber'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060565 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:15:33'  && image=='myself.jpg') {

'>>33059746
>wants to marry
just so you know, even if you don't get completely screwed over by divorce, it still sucks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060695 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:52:42') {

'>>33060565
>just so you know, even if you don't get completely screwed over by divorce, it still sucks.
It is if you settle for someone you have nothing in common with or not enough attraction to. Most people do this, which is the issue. Anyway, marriage is 100% necessary in order to legally protect the children.
>t. also divorced'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060762 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:40:22') {

'Me
>31/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you

Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35 (I don't expect many 18 year olds to click with me but I don't really need to rule it out)
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)

Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.

Vulcanore on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060786 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:50:14') {

'ideal girlfriend:
>biofem, no trans
>white
>18-31
>any body type just dont be obese. chubby is fine.
>doesnt mind being your partners only friend
>doesnt mind a neet
>into vidya, music, working out, watching documentaries, camping, hunting, etc.
>wants to get married one day
>body hair of any kind is fine
>personality type of any kind is also fine
>christian, atheist, or agnostic
>a little crazy

me:
>white
>32
>USA
>autistic neet
>incel pheonotype
>introvert
>into vidya, playing guitar, singing, listening to music, working out, reading, watching documentaries (ww2, war, massive ships, etc.), camping/hunting
>blonde hair, blued eye aryan
>fetishes include: breeding, feet, piss (on me), eating ass, abuse, forced, dom/sub, humiliation/breaking.

>not into online only relationships. no point in that. if youre not serious about meeting one day do not add me

discord: neetlife222'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060793 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:57:14'  && image=='Mii and (You).png') {

'Finally a new thread! I'll try casting my net again and see what happens.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060818 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:10:42') {

'>>33060793
didn't you steal this shit from someone else'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060835 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:27:21'  && image=='x1.jpg') {

'LF:
>F (no trans)
>19-29
>I just can't if you weigh more than me
>Bonus points for you if you like cars/ bikes and rap'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060837 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:28:25') {

'>>33060835
[email protected]

Forgot to add. Send something and i ll send contact'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060956 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:01:20') {

'>>33060695
>woman finds Tyrone Thundercock
>realized she isn't as attracted to her husband
>files for divorce
many such cases'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061058 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:57:46') {

'>>33060956
More like
>woman finds tyrone thundercock
>tyrone makes her feel wanted and attractive again after years of living in a cold, loveless marriage
>files for divorce
>realizes she was just a hole to tyrone
>either regret or still just glad to be out of shitty marriage
Almost no woman who is in a happy marriage would cheat on/divorce their partner just because a more attractive dude showed some interest'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061256 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:58:20'  && image=='1713304648043.jpg') {

'>>33059404
DC = pusztitopako47'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061454 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)20:08:33'  && image=='A lad.png') {

'I need someone whose ready to go to the Ren Faire.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061501 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)20:45:44'  && image=='grand strat sperg.png') {

'>No underaged pls
>No troons or men (I don't need new friends)
>Not interested in women with any cluster b disorders
>not interested in women with mood swinging disorders
>not interested in schizophrenics
Disc
.winterenjoyer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061706 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:52:45'  && image=='Untitled50_20240416225024.png') {

'ヽ(o´3`o)ノ did this for fun. no tag';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061723 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:58:30') {

'>>33061706
stop you can't just be my ideal woman and then not post a tag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062260 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)05:22:18'  && image=='inbound5608156495885609205.jpg') {

'Me
>Female to male transgender (I'm not going to detransition)
>On the younger side (highschool)
>Slightly fat (70kg)
>vaguely ugly
>likes humanities and reads a lot
>175cm
>Coomer with fucked up fetishes (kidnapping, rape, torture among others)
>Brazilian but speaks fluent English and wants to leave Brazil for college
>Autistic
>Gets attached quickly and is a bit obsessive
>No friends in real life
>Likes webcomics and is trying to make one
>Genuine retard, sub 120iq
>Likes mostly indie queerslop music (like car seat headrest) and plays the bass
>Kissless hugless virgin
>Depressed

Ideal boyfriend
>M or FTM
>20+
>Either fat (not obese though) or muscular. Able to physically overpower me
>Obsessive and controlling like me
>Manipulative
>Likes humanities also
>Willing to talk to me all day every day
>Fucked up fetishes (as the perpetrator)
>A bit mean to me
>Blackmails me so I can't leave him
>Genuinely cares for me behind it all
>Introverted
>Has few friends
>Willing to talk about politics
>Willing to take a possible relationship into real life eventually

Discord: buraziruargentina'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062586 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:15:26') {

'>>33061058
>defending womens' horrid actions
maybe if you simp hard enough, a girl will touch your peepee'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064646 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:26:00') {

'>>33062260
Why did you decide to play life on hard mode?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066889 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:18:09'  && image=='517c7c546317799724e74f35985eaf8f.jpg') {

'me
>F18/GA/130lbs5"9
about
>like cats
>like music
>like anime
>like manga
>like computer

DONT LIKE
>mean
>bullies
>trolls
>people who dont like anime
>30-70 yr old
>black

thank you for reading looking for permanent boyfriend

discord:anya77777777'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066915 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:41:33') {

'Me
>31/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you

Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35 (I don't expect many 18 year olds to click with me but I don't really need to rule it out)
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>loves banter and playful bullying/teasing
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)

Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.

Vulcanore on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067684 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:55:11'  && image=='literally me.png') {

'As for what I'm looking for:
>Their gender
Bio Female
>Their age
24+
>Their height
Shorter than 5'10" =^)
>Their body type
Not anorexic or a mass of muscle/fat
>Their race/nationality
White. US only.
>Their personality
Doesn't matter. As long as she has one!
>Their interests
Nothing too normie, please?
Best of luck to everyone!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067686 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:56:24') {

'>>33067684
I probably should've put emphasis on the fact that there are periods at the beginning and end of the discord handle.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067850 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:48:52'  && image=='me2 - Copy.png') {

'>>33059404

Discord is in the pic, but I'll copypaste it anyway: soldier69'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067921 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:33:25'  && image=='89BCD038-0E01-46AA-95AD-70099946D29F.jpg') {

'>>33059404
nope.no.no'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068172 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:15:52'  && image=='475432146875.jpg') {

'God fucking dammit I'm here.
Me
>m19 Latino from MD usa, 5 5, 159lbs
>love swimming, and fishing
>virgin
>games I play(lol, minecraft, battlebit, terraria)
>I'm not even sure what my mental state is anymore
>hard kinks, and I masturbate 4-7 times a day
>no irl friends, only have like 3 contacts who haven't talked to me in years
>I require female validation because I never got it
>retarded and kinda get attached
>I really want to play multi but gave up since everyone quits after day 2
>I'm not picky desu I just want to feel safe and maybe normal
>oh and terrible socials skills because of trauma
> I like animals a lot
>I sometimes watch animes(Overlord, made in abyss, future diary, really depends)
>I do read mangas more often
>I listen to all sorts of music, not really pop desu
Ideal gf
>pale skin(optional)
>nice
>please don't be mean to me
>play video games with me(it makes me happy)
>idrc about body or facial structure
>please don't be like the women who mistreated me like shit, I just want to become a better person
>into hard kinks(kinda optional but I love it)
Note: if you have any other questions just msg me
Discord: 7018p'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069466 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:21:42') {

'>>33067684
So sad these losers actually think they're going to find a gf off of 4chan with these cringey ass posts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069491 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:34:42') {

'>>33069466
thanks, babe!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070504 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:02:04') {

'>>33069491
i was going to add but then i see you're calling another women babe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070748 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:22:57') {

'>>33070504
ikr... such small dick nrg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070887 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:09:32') {

'>>33062260
yikes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071131 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)10:45:03') {

'>>33070504
i was replying under the assumption that this anon was a guy, actually. it's probably better that you didn't add me if some text is enough to upset you, though. hope you find what you're after, anon!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071137 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)10:48:05') {

'>>33071131
shut the hell up before i beat you into a coma you retarded nigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071146 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)10:53:24') {

'>>33071137
love you too, anon!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071322 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:28:24'  && image=='171337342163494568.jpg') {

'my gf who dress like picrel has broken up with me so im gonna need a new object of my affection
contact:muglel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072050 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:52:10'  && image=='ideal wahman.png') {

'Hey /soc/, I am
> White, male, TN (Central), 32 year old person seeking /woman/
> 6'7" tall, wears glasses, has brown hair
> stable job, has pets, lives by self in house
> enjoys gaming, both video games (mostly co-op stuff) and analog (currently working on a GSC army for 40k)
> Also enjoys nature, and likes to hike and drive around to see the sights
> not much of a foodie, but I do like going out to date spots to try things
> cities are neat, i guess. more of a non-city guy
> real chill guy, never offended and generally calm
I can be found on
> Discord : madmalk
> Telegram : @mad_malkav
> Snapchat : mad_malk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073247 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:34:20'  && image=='TheStrawman.png') {

'If you are a fellow misanthrope and despise the disrespect humans have for nature through their self-imposed sense of superiority to everything, feel free to contact me to talk more about it
heraldofcrows'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076735 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:45:36'  && image=='meeeee.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077666 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:15:01') {

'>>33076735
Hmmmm something is a miss here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077782 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:53:12') {

'>>33077666
>a miss
can't you read? It's not a miss, it's a mister.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078079 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:24:51'  && image=='sugoi.jpg') {

'sounds pretty basic but i swear there's more to me ...

drop a discord if u want to talk off board ps i live in america but i'm open to long distance'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078104 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:41:02') {

'>>33078079
25m, my discord is _stone_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078108 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:42:29') {

'>>33078104
h_stone_ lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078111 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:43:21') {

'>>33078079
dropthesubject'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078155 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:03:03') {

'(haha sorry not doing the format)

>ASL

27/M/Georgia, USA - I'm straight.

>wholesome fantasies
I want to spoil and be spoiled. Really want someone I can share my thoughts, interests, and concerns with. I'm big into doing activities together. Date nights, game nights, book nights. Whatver nights as long as they're together.

>about yourself
Professionally: Currently work in the IT sector in a really stable field. Planning on going back to school later in the year as well to further myself. WFH as-well with a house in a good, quiet part of the state. o: I have two animals (1 cat, dog). Love helping others/people. I volunteer often and anywhere I can.

Other: I think everyone says they're chill and laid-back, so I'm not gonna put it lmao. I'm excitable about alot of things, and I love to get people pumped about their interest. I've spent time researching subjects just to push conversation with someone on my previous train commute. Outside of work some of the things I'm big into are pickleball, litrpg, card games (Yugioh currently). Currently have one dog and a cat.

I own a good-sized house with an actual hilly backyard. If you like to garden: you'd love it.

>Do you want/have kids?
I want kids, but I'm willing to adopt too if Bio kids are not for you.. I've volunteered at shelters and those kids need homes too :c

>looking for
I would love someone who has ambitions. They do not have to be professional, but I want to support you. I want to push my SO further and vice-versa. If you're a reader that'd be lovely as-well, and we don't even have to share the same love of genres. Even if you don't have an interest that corresponds with mine, I'd still love to get to know you :) I've picked up so many things over the past two years from people, and every person is a new journey.

>not looking for
Younger people (18-20), males. Racists

>contact
discord: kennytoe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078168 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:07:39') {

'>>33078079
>has a cool and sweet and cute cat
>special interest is rodents
That could be dark.

Pls add me tho: throwstonk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078200 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:27:33') {

'>>33078079
I like you!
peak_peak_peak'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078210 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:34:09') {

'>>33078079
Lets talk about photography or something
Discord: _whereisit_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078249 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:59:26') {

'>>33078079
i would like to meet your cat
sanesteveruser'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078550 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:09:19') {

'>>33078079
united_dove_71407'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078566 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:20:05') {

'>>33078079
nobuo_tanaka
European so not looking for a relationship here, just wanna see your photography'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078615 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:49:58') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078720 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:47:25') {

'>>33078615
You wouldnt believe how many guys get rock hard by having an innocent tiny gf to protect.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078854 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:13:19'  && image=='fuck.jpg') {

'i wont bother dropping an @ bcuz i know i’ll be a time waster and won’t respond much
just felt like a better use of time to fill this out than to slam my head against the wall
feel free to leave an @ anyways if you think we might get along well since i do still like conversation sometimes
im crap at first messages so maybe leave a question too if u do bother'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078915 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:38:20') {

'>>33078854
prozhin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078938 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:49:55') {

'>>33078854
your mspaint handwriting makes me feel retarded

cypatop add me :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078975 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:09:55') {

'>>33078079
a.safer.place
you sound cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079089 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:14:25') {

'>>33078854
hi!! feel super similar to you, male but relate to almost everything in your post (;▽;) disc is "quimika."!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079123 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:36:44'  && image=='Untitled33_20240424211419.jpg') {

'i lazily made this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079229 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:29:42') {

'>>33079123
If ur asexual why do u want a bf'
;

}

if(kpopnona && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079233 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:32:47') {

'>>33079229
Because I want a boyfriend and not a one night stand?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079239 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:35:33') {

'>>33079233
well why would you want a boyfriend if youre not attracted to him?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079241 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:37:05') {

'>>33079123
>>33079233
where are you from ?
how old are you ?
does future boyfriend/husband still get to fuck you on the regular ?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079361 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:36:07') {

'>>33078854
nintendoof64 pls'
;

}

if(kpopnona && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079411 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:03:47') {

'>>33079239
asexual does not mean i can't feel romantic attraction ??? i just don't want sex or anything sexual
>>33079241
south america
20
no'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079444 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:22:36') {

'>>33078938
tag doesn't work'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079450 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:28:20') {

'>>33079411
if ur south american shouldnt u tint your drawing brown? Itll help people know theyre getting a sexless swarthoid if they date you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079469 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:40:27') {

'>>33079411
Well i hope you find a nice a sexual boy to date.
Everyother guy will want sex'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079504 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:09:56') {

'>>33078854
Why don't people post at least their general location? Not just for meeting irl down the line, but also because of timezones.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079522 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:21:35') {

'>>33079504
my sleep schedule is so fucked and so inconsistent that my timezone doesnt mean anything lol
but est'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079737 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:18:44') {

'>>33078854
had me at weird and absurdist
>>33059818
me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079780 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:02:07') {

'>>33079450
nta but im south american and paler than most whites lol
>>33079469
sad but true i used to be like her super romantic but then life happened'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080330 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:11:55'  && image=='warsman_unmasked_1765_jpg.jpg') {

'>>33078854
@deprivebird'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080369 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:57:33') {

'>>33079444
oh i’m retarded, tag is just cypat if you still want to add'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080439 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:44:41') {

'>>33078854
you seem to be pretty hard on yourself, i hope that you find a partner who can make you happy and secure in yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080859 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:15:05') {

'>>33079469
not if their T levels are low like mine
but im depressed and have no energy anymore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080972 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:32:03'  && image=='mee.png') {

'Looking for
>Bio F
>27-32 but flexible
>Not overweight
>None smoker, none drug user
>Preferably goth
>Lives relatively close
>Not leftist
>Enjoys anime cons'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082054 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:22:48'  && image=='1703712114960502.png') {

'Me:
>21M EU
>183cm, wears glasses, Medium long brown messy hair (almost reaches shoulders), white, healthy weight
>works out
>golden retriever personality (will only be happy if you're happy)
>funny sometimes
>shy and introverted but some times outgoing and extroverted (mood swings but not in a bad way)
>forgets stuff easily (doesn't remember what was on the post that didn't send 2 minutes ago)
>likes vidya, music, manga/anime
>boring but high energy, will get into your hobbies if you let me
>low motivation for my own hobbies if not encouraged
You
>girl
>in eu (cheaper to meet up if far away and no border restrictions) (I can do further away but it's more expensive and i'm not exactly rich)
>nice, pls no toxic
>good communicator, don't want to be yelled at
>will motivate me into my hobbies and gets excited for my accomplishments
feel free to contact even if you don't fit in all of these

angryfaceguyy on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33084256 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:24:15') {

'Copy pasting from the other ideal thread

I am:
>Male
>36
>6'5", fit, pale, long brown hair, blue eyes, extremely massive cock
>Passionate, lots of interests between tech, the arts, lifting, etc. Hyperfixates on hobbies like no other, consumer of information
>Either very straightforward or very sarcastic. Doesn't like small talk, don't take myself or others too seriously
>Perfectionist, always trying to be the best at something, know everything about it, etc
>Never go out, don't like socializing for the sake of it
>Friendly but doesn't open up to most people. Gets along well with almost anyone but doesn't particularly like many
>Very high sex drive, kinky, lover of rough sex

My ideal is:
>Biological female
>20+, closer to my age the better
>Any height, any race. Skinny or fit. Not interested in chubby or fat whatsoever.
>Doesn't live with parents, has a job and/or relevant life experience
>NOT a "tradwife" or otherwise stay at home useless fucker
>Passionate, similar interests, nerdy in general
>Funny, sarcastic, will not bore me to death
>Honest, straightforward, will call me out on my shit
>Kinky, high sex drive. Wants to be my bitch in the bedroom and world conquering partner outside of it. Loves huge dick and sucking cock
>etc

My discord is whythehellamipostinghere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088651 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)05:42:38'  && image=='lucy-from-elfen-lied-amid-a-horror-anime-aesthetic-twisted-grin-ensnared-amidst-true-cord-text-.jpg') {

'join truecord for a new femcel/femboy/lonerz/singles/twinks/tranny/austismo/schizo/bpd/gamer/neet/goth/alt/emo/music server!!

we have reaction roles and everything set up and need good mods!!

https://discord.com/invite/Fu7R479p6B'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088726 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:44:59'  && image=='ass_turd_final.gif') {

'>>33078854
This image us structured so well, it's so creative and honest. It inspired to me to make this post so, thanks. I wouldn't have had the drive or courage without it. Just wanted 2 say that.

>>33059404

Sooo any cis girls living in TN, or you know if this clicks with you too well not to say something, add me plz.

The good stuff is on the left and the bad stuff is on the right. I hope you're creative or an artist especially if you're funny we should write together. do voices for our cartoons >:)))

Someone around my age who's aervage or a lil chubby we'll prolly be attracted to each other anyways but importantly we talk all the time or even better we live close and are near each other a lot.

I work night shift but I can change my sleep schedule around if ur worth it which you are duh. Also when we message if one of us aren't feeling it we can just say it. you know cause we can't live our whole lives avoiding awkward moments.

I wanna video call right away but that's your call waiting ain't a biggie. My first romance experience was last month we texted for a week and that was it. she said i fell in love too fast and i guess she was looking for casual stuff so i get it.

ok soo add my alt account

gooby8303'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088751 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:06:25') {

'>>33088726
also obsessed with this song'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088753 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:07:26') {

'>>33088751
https://youtu.be/OkzXFR05M2g?feature=shared

whoops i forgot to put it in the last one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090014 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:29:23'  && image=='IdealBfAndGf2024.jpg') {

'>>33059404
Looking for a relatively stable black qt to play video games and do lewd things with.

Discord: rnsam349'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090974 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)06:38:37'  && image=='Screenshot_20240430_133803_Gallery.jpg') {

'>>33073247
Bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092414 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:40:37') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33093313 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)07:48:15') {

'>>33092791
Good to see the report system is working nicely.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094015 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:29:14'  && image=='1711961666982898s.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094032 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:36:57') {

'>>33094015

john_connor.13'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094254 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:27:52') {

'>>33059746
damn anon you seem perfect but too far away tho, godspeed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094403 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:12:50'  && image=='fujo.png') {

'>>33094015
Gives these vibes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094438 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:29:23') {

'>>33094015
arachnobot is my discord. Tell me about your favorite /x/ topics'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094457 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:39:33') {

'>>33094015
hey so add me maybe and we'll talk about stuff
Discord: artandmetal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094492 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:08:11') {

'>>33094015
united_dove_71407'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094765 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:10:33') {

'>>33094254
Aww thanks, nice that someone thinks so :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095517 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)09:34:08') {

'>>33094015
>Adds me
>Is a cunt
>Sends nothing but cat reaction images
>Blocks me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095870 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:30:13') {

'>>33095517
holy based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095896 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:42:38'  && image=='1697753526813189.jpg') {

'>>33095517
Sounds like you were being a gooby snoobert.
>>33094015
Totec2830'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095946 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:02:44') {

'me:
>18/f
>asian
>skinny, i was told i am pretty decent amount of times
>hard-working in general (studies and etc.)
>i like video games, anime, reading, sketching and learning things
>i love collecting cute clothes. especially interested in jfashion and alternative fashion
>i'm too shy and awkward at first glance
>i'm more of a listener when it comes to talking
>have some mental issues but its mostly anxiety, i try to keep it stable

looking for:
>a guy preferably older than me who has it together (not 30+ though)
>no high body count
>one that wants to provide for me
>be mentally stable
>no strange fixations on /pol/ (lol) or anything weird e.g porn/drug addiction
if anyone is interested reply with email.
only looking for a long-term relationship'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095950 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:06:35') {

'>>33095946
forgot to add, please leave a brief description of yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095999 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:52:21') {

'>>33094015

strider_p

I will not mess up this chance to befriend a tomboy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096000 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:54:03') {

'>>33095946
What continent do you live on?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096024 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:14:18') {

'>>33094015
US? EU? Somewhere else?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096029 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:21:49') {

'>>33095946
[email protected]

im a hung, fairly successful white male who just bought his own place, looking for a long term gf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096054 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:31:27'  && image=='lol.png') {

'just want to share';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096059 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:33:50') {

'>>33096054

john_connor.13'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096092 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:45:16') {

'>>33096054
DC;7984569123
26 eu m
im socially inept and alil nuts too :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096093 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:45:38'  && image=='boyfed.jpg') {

'i already know everything about you anon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096097 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:47:15') {

'>>33096093
what if I told you that I was this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096129 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:05:02'  && image=='5xh0m3.jpg') {

'>>33096093
Starting to want him fr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096130 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:05:09') {

'>>33095517
Hey sorry to hear about that :( if it makes you feel better it wasn’t me as I only made the template for fun and didn’t really plan on messaging anyone anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096422 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:50:09') {

'>>33078854
lunch.break'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096589 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:37:24') {

'>>33078854
If you're still around, feel free to add me : Disc legrandsimon

You can tell me about your latest obsessions if you want a starter to the conv'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096622 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:58:14') {

'>>33080972
bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096672 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:32:05'  && image=='ideal.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096673 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:33:04') {

'>>33096672
FORGOT TAG it's ecologyanon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096685 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:39:10'  && image=='666_777_CHARM_GRIN_dmgrl.png_444_heyifyoure_readingthis_imhornytoo_333.png') {

'>>33096054
deep post, very relatable. you seem like a rare breed
I'm not sure how we'd get along, but I'm sure we could exchange a lot of wisdom with each other as fellow nonbeings'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097022 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:06:40') {

'>>33096054
discord:
probonope'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097322 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)04:55:07') {

'>>33094403
why does this nigger have the catalonia flag on her panties FUERA CATALUFLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097672 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:48:58') {

'>>33096130
you should add me: ammute
i like girls who look and act like boys, no pressure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097689 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:00:12'  && image=='bug girls.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097690 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:00:36') {

'>>33096054
tobi4949
very cool post I like your art'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097753 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:46:59') {

'>>33097689
Unfathomably based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098108 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:49:38') {

'>>33095517
based
>>33094015
we should chat
eugeneral_0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098576 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)20:02:20') {

'>21 M
i wanna a gorl or a girl who would give me the mommy treatment and I'll make her a queen I don't joke ong
hmu : hannibaalbarca2.0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33099484 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:38:42'  && image=='overthinker.jpg') {

'send me a friend request if you think we have some stuff in common
prepare for a silly response if you have a silly pfp
(>ᴗ•) (눈_눈)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33099641 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:52:52'  && image=='012820_Blood-356x475.jpg') {

'>>33073247
Bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100854 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:16:12'  && image=='2BE89228-9196-4577-B49E-173E22C2385C.jpg') {

'my discord is angelwifegirlthing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100873 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:26:04') {

'>>33100854
im not persian nor hawaiian do not be afraid of me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100929 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:58:50') {

'>>33100854
How old are you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101040 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:15:16'  && image=='thing.png') {

'I just made this for fun I don't expect anything out of it

Looking for: cute girl gf
Not looking for: Male, trans, or gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101066 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:23:50'  && image=='djas.png') {

'>ASL
28/f/west coast
>Interests
film, art, music, casual gaming, internet fun, nature
>About Me
introverted, have career, hates people irl (normalfags), dark humor, wants affectionate bf
>Looking For
mature 30+ male without serious brain damage (not a sex pest or obsessed w/ 2d). we don't have to like all the same things but would be nice to enjoy each other enough to try them out.
>Not Looking For
permanent long distance, non-americans, nudes
>Contact
reply here and i'll reach out if it seems like a match.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101179 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)22:19:27') {

'>>33101066
Are you an Asian girl who had the double nerf of:
1. helicopter parents who didn't let her date
2. did some STEM field and thought all her peers were too ugly and autistic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101224 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)22:40:30'  && image=='literally_me.png') {

'discord: masquepriest';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101399 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:13:50') {

'>>33100929
20 apparently. Does not act like it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101410 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:21:15'  && image=='1668121402925707.png') {

'>>33101066

Old/not updated but discord is still "Wheet" if you think we'd match :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101421 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:25:01') {

'>>33101066
I think we both are on the same page here.

My tag is Gomolaspeeder'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101456 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:42:19') {

'>>33078854
MinagoroshiGegeru#6746

looking for just conversation too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101497 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)01:09:10') {

'>>33078079
pollux_95682

I live in america and have asperger's'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101658 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)02:34:03') {

'>>33101066
arachnobot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101724 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)03:21:38') {

'>>33101399
hater'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102095 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)08:03:45') {

'>>33101724
I calls it likes I sees it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102229 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)09:27:42'  && image=='IMG_0321.jpg') {

'>>33101066
lunch.break'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103603 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)22:35:12') {

'>>33094015
If you're around I wanna hear about your favorite Cryptid and why it's the Flatwoods Monster.

My discord is cosycody'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103860 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:14:52'  && image=='1714972461222.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104103 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)04:10:23'  && image=='Me.png') {

'Discord is: the1blade';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104371 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)07:37:49') {

'>>33079123
Discord?
Pomplemoussechan I just want to see cute girl in Lolita nothing sexual I just like the aesthetic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104856 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)12:59:43') {

'>>33096093
i want you badly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105153 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)16:06:00') {

'>>33080439
thank u anon, this was nice and yea i tend to be pretty harsh on myself (but i dont want to be)
i do wish i could be those things first without a partner though
feels both imbalanced and like a cop out to just hope someone will fix me

>>33088726
i already added u to say thanks bc u left this comment but it was nice that u decided to add that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106030 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)01:40:07'  && image=='1517801200210.png') {

'>>33084256
Please stop adding me if you're under the age of 20. 20+ isn't just my "ideal". It's a bare minimum requirement. Pedos and groomers deserve the rope.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106678 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:07:42') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106685 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:14:55') {

'>>33106030
This is a weird over reaction and it feels like you're over compensating for something lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106727 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:40:03') {

'>>33106685
He's 36, pursuing someone under 20 would be disgusting. Considering the groomer traffic here it's honestly admirable that he has this as a listed standard.

There's nothing weird about it, he just isn't a creep. If anything you're the weirdo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106745 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:48:56') {

'>>33106030

All the 18 -20 year olds replying to you, making you seem weird for having standarrds.

Not sure why people can't read. 20-21+ means 20/21+. You are not the exception'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107089 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:29:32') {

'>>33106727
honestly, 20 is still pretty low... "thanks for not wanting to pursue someone half you age" doesn't seem like something we should be saying here, but also this isn't the best dating pool'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107142 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:55:25') {

'>>33106727
>not wanting to be associated with groomers is "over compensating"
Do you know where you are? We're adjacent to multiple threads where guys my age or older are trying to turn 18 year old NEETs into live-in sex slaves. I'm just not interested in young people man. Get over it.
>>33107089
>20 is still pretty low
Yea I agree, that's why I say in my post that closer to my age is better'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107147 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:59:03') {

'>>33079123
>>33079229
I'm 25/m asexual and married with a kid on the way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107153 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:02:09') {

'>>33107142
I'm literally agreeing sith you man. I'm saying you're not a creep and the guy saying you're overcompensating is wacko.
>>33107089
Yeah but at least he's not going after freshly 18 I guess. 20+ seems like a flexible bottom line.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107207 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:27:22') {

'>>33107153
No you're good, I just wasn't paying attention and replied to the wrong post after skimming this nonsense.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107261 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:48:26') {

'>>33107153
>>33106727

It's so weird how you're ok with this 36 year old who wants to date 20 year olds but you'd raise a fit if they were 19. You're ridiculous, there's barely a difference. That's why I called it an over-reaction.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107278 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:55:55') {

'>>33107261
>who wants to date 20 year olds
Except that's not the case, I said 20+ is bare minimum and closer to my age is better. Clearly meaning that I want to date someone older.
You keep saying "over-reaction" but can't seem to find the irony in that you're the one making a stink about this simple preference.

I'm not going to shit this thread up further.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107281 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:57:29') {

'>>33107278
It's an over reaction because you've stated in your own post that you would date a 20 year old.

Why are you as a 36 year old dating willing to date people who are 20 years old? Why not adjust your post and say 24+?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107289 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:01:05') {

'>>33107281
>>because you've stated in your own post that you would date a 20 year old.
>"closer to my age the better"
Posts like yours remind me why I don't bother with stupid people most of the time. Anyways ciao bella'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107293 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:02:28') {

'>>33107289
That doesn't change the fact that you're a creep who still wants to chase after 20 year old girls when you're 16 years their senior.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108833 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:30:24'  && image=='sdkj.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109007 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)06:38:06') {

'>>33108833
Where are you located?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109054 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:19:41') {

'>>33108833
>Invader Zim and Warrior Cats
>Scourge
Canon event
Thank you for the nostalgia omfg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109097 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:53:41') {

'>>33078155
>kennytoe

Bump. Please, please be of age. Not sure why 17 year olds are adding me?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109210 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:06:19') {

'>>33109097
I'll take shit that doesn't happen for $500!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109216 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:09:28') {

'>>33109210

prob the 17 year old in question'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109226 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:13:18') {

'>>33106030
You are clearly not getting that many adds to warrant mentioning this, and by the fact that your self description starts with "extremely massive cock" and ends with "very high sex drive" makes it blatantly obvious you're just trying to fuck someone and are likely not even getting a single person to add you, so it's extremely bizarre.

>>33106727
You're strange for defending some coomer-brained retard on this page while not seeing through the thinly-veiled ruse.

>>33107261
You are the only sane person in this entire reply-chain.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109341 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:17:15') {

'>>33108833
what is your favorite linux distro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109847 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:17:19') {

'>>33108833
ecologyanon
You seem chill.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109893 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:39:45') {

'>>33109341

I haven't used Linux in years, but good old Mint was my go-to back when it was all I had.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109910 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:45:36') {

'>>33109007

West Coast USA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109945 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:59:15') {

'>>33109893
but linux is the cool hacker guy OS... gentoo and all of that goodness'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109966 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:10:48') {

'>>33109226
>he listed idealized traits in an ideal mate thread!!?!
>akshually you have gotten 0 adds, that's why you're telling underages to stop messaging you
>you're a groomer coomer loser because you want to talk to someone your age
There's so much wrong and so much projection in your post. Grow up and stop being so stupid. Not going to reply to your inevitable pseud larp'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109993 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:20:09') {

'>>33109945
It's definitely something I wanna refamiliarize myself with - can't very well call myself a leet haxx0r god unless I can bend the command line to my will!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109995 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:20:28'  && image=='IMG_3007.jpg') {

'>>33108833
Fill my dark soul with LiGggghhTT
Flyboy9_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110021 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:31:17') {

'>>33108833
if you're adding people here, my discord is: questionalitiable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110205 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:40:12') {

'Me:
>30/M/US/Arkansas
>6'4", fit, lean, white
>fighting games, anime, lifting/fitness, hiking, music, exploring abandoned places
>enjoys going to local shows for metal, electronic, rap, whatever
>actually browses 4chan, but hides his power level
>very relaxed/chill and able to get along with most people
>flip flops between going out with friends and being a hermit
>STEM grad with stable career

Ideal:
>Biological Female
>25-32
>Any race
>Tall
>Fit or strong or slim
>has at least a couple shared interests
>independent and has a good career or career path

Discord:
abandonedmall.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110466 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:09:57') {

'>>33109993
or u can end up in the desktop threads on /g/ hehehe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110511 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:32:18'  && image=='FF015392-C808-48FC-8A08-B49C6A376DED.jpg') {

'just made this !';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110669 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:53:27') {

'>>33110511
Discord:godlynecromancer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110688 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:01:06') {

'>>33110511
add me?
dc: thefool229'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110707 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:09:31') {

'>>33110511
themanwiththeplannn is my discord.
Please add me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110734 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:24:10') {

'>>33108833
arachnobot on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110752 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:30:48') {

'ideal gf:
>woman (optional)
>loves me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33111612 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:05:32'  && image=='1688718221923.jpg') {

'>>33059688
pic for visibility
this is what I want in a ideal partner, not me myself.

sorry for posting in da wrong thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33112587 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)14:13:40'  && image=='retard.png') {

'18/m/eu
i like the word 'astringent'. my conscious reality is based on a dynamic evaluation of my emotional framework and those around me. i fear time: if you feel the same, let's comfort eachother. i like words, i like talking but i do not like speaking. let's work on something together! reccomend me a good read and i'll owe you my life. i sometimes read, sometimes draw, sometimes animate, sometimes write, sometimes play, sometimes yawn, sometimes psychoanalyze, sometimes cook, sometimes script, sometimes learn, sometimes forget, sometimes live, sometimes die. i usually listen. mbtibrainrotinfj4w5sp/sxlevfrloaiphleg-melSOCIONICSSUCKS. if you add me, we'll probably talk for like 20 minutes and then you'll remain on my discord friendslist for the remaining duration that this platforms exists but that's okay. practically asexual; if you add me for anything sex-related you will instantly be blasted with the lethal force of 238.6kg nitroglicerin. if i don't add you, it's because i immediately regretted making this post (sorry :///)
tag: fourthletter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33113243 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)18:53:28') {

'>>33099641
I wanted to reach out, but unfortunately I'm a poor American, so there's little chance we could ever meet. I just wanted to say, You seem so cool, and I hope you find your person.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33119159 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)17:02:46'  && image=='1701844737026615.png') {

'Searching for:
>bio f
Preferences:
>eu
>is passionate about something
>likes both stem and humanities stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33119400 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)19:06:25') {

'>>33110511
Reminder that all your replies just saw "F" and are adding you solely because of that. You're welcome.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33120956 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)05:56:51') {

'>>33101224
what's your most interesting "occult trinket"?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121094 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)07:28:36'  && image=='mqdefault.jpg') {

'>>33059404
meet the love of your life

https://discord.gg/bzNbK9Qxce'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121185 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)08:22:11') {

'>>33108833
>the overly cutesy art hate part w villains like zim or scourge
too fucking real. even worse if its random ass untagged yaoi.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123696 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)03:46:23') {

'>>33059404
I would post but have never had success from any chart thread.
Also the chart i designed never became popular, despite it having a superior thumbnail.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124112 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)07:31:51') {

'i am
>22/m
>skinny
>tall
>very friendly
>open about anything

i want
>short
>fun
>little shy
>preferably from germany/netherlands
>biological female


discord: zentril2 snap: bennylth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124149 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)07:55:17'  && image=='meeeee.jpg') {

'>>33059404
I'm not posting this to find someone new. ERD. If you happen upon this, I never expected to find someone like you here. I was willing to do a lot for you, you were the craziest endeavor I prepared myself for. I picked up more hours at work, I was saving the money for you. I was prepared to move a thousand miles away from home and leave everything I knew behind to be with you. I know that it's over, but if you're reading this I have one request. The next time that you find someone you like, don't tell them that you love them if you're not prepared to confront them in the end. I know you had good intentions and that you'd been hurt in the past so I don't blame you too much. Still though the way that this ended felt cold after all of the things we said to each other.
You're a bright, pretty woman, I think you'll make it far in life.

-W'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124250 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)08:52:11') {

'>>33123696
Post or fuck off don't come here to complain.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128744 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)17:24:50') {

'>>33123696
dunno about that, this template's simplicity has its own charm. i use it even though i'm not actually looking for a partner bcause it's cute : 3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128749 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)17:27:32') {

'>>33120956
probably my little statue of Kali Ma'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128770 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)17:36:39') {

'>>33059404
>LETS ME CHOKE HIM
>LETS ME CHOKE HIM
>LETS ME CHOKE HIM
>LETS ME CHOKE HIM
not spam'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128772 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)17:38:52') {

'>>33061706
mtf artstyle t b h'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128779 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)17:42:04') {

'>>33128770
im going to cry and throw up might go on the twitterized femcel dating app or just go to sex events i am sick and tired i need i need i need to learn how to code c and then make pmd ocs and story of friendship and partnership :D'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128780 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)17:42:27') {

'>>33128770
WOULD. I want a gf to choke me so bad :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128850 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)18:08:04'  && image=='GMKZse6bAAAlEnL.jpg') {

'>>33128780
im not going to write anything more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128861 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)18:11:04'  && image=='1715284872894988m.jpg') {

'>>33128850

Disc:godlynecromancer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128913 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)18:28:30') {

'>>33128850
intriguing
dc: andersloths'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33129055 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)19:24:02'  && image=='soc.png') {

'Fuck it
No ideal partner but I'm totally down to meet anyone. romantically into fems but if any dudes need a friend I'm around'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33129074 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)19:31:45') {

'>>33096054
I'd like to know what makes you creative
@gatakus on disc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33130485 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)07:51:27') {

'Zooble doo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132059 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)19:04:44'  && image=='ihavelowhopeforthislol_20240515173446.png') {

'erm if any of this matches you and you think you might like me, is you my discord is yyyy_lizzy_grant';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132251 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:08:41'  && image=='IMG_9903.jpg') {

'No americans or creeps please:(((( just looking to make conversations and friends<3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132276 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:17:23') {

'>>33132059
why do you have erectile dysfunction as a women?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132310 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:27:44') {

'>>33132276
Eating disorder hoss

>Inb4 tranny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132315 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:29:22'  && image=='guy-scotch-laughing.jpg') {

'>>33132276
>>33132310
>read ED and immediately thought erectile dysfunction'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132321 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:31:09') {

'>>33132276
lol wut???'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132327 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:33:41') {

'>>33132321
Lmao accept my friend request PLZ
godlynecromancer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33133540 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)06:51:00'  && image=='me.jpg') {

'>what are you looking for
biological female that shares some of my interests, just message me and see if we get along

distance is not an issue, I have enough money to go anywhere really and I don't mind the travel

disc: airways3.14'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33133617 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)07:29:17') {

'>>33132251
What about Canadians?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33133972 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)10:59:16'  && image=='isthisnormal.png') {

'I got way too carried on with this but it was fun nonetheless. Im not good with timezones, so please feel free to add me if youre from EU as well and over the age of 24 <3

discord is declaw__'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33134408 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)14:55:59'  && image=='meee.png') {

': >';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33134948 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)18:38:41') {

'>>33134408
Are you only looking for Canadians?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135194 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)20:45:48'  && image=='1600638329992 (2023_07_11 05_24_57 UTC).png') {

'5 ft 8 ill tech gf
>frumpy, grey eyes and light brown hair
>divorced at 26 because of illness
>prob will die soon from chronic stress kek
>just want to homestead somewhere where I can raise many kids and mind my business
>cant pass on those shitty genes
>tfw

know where you are, so no I won’t send any nudes, sext or moan for you

Anyway if you love IT and would want to talk about it I’d love that cause nothing helps my pain better than hobbies :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135278 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)21:11:37') {

'>>33135194
A discord would be nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135280 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)21:13:14') {

'>>33135278
Post yours'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135333 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)21:40:39') {

'>>33135194
opinion on printers and why they suck ass
also do you like vidya'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135363 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)21:55:55') {

'>>33135333
Home Print is a huge monopoly and end users are being exploited, you’re better off paying for a service to send you papers you need printed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135364 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)21:57:46') {

'>>33135363
when can we get married'
;

}

}
}