import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 33071435;
String image = '1713720744294355.png';
String date = '04/21/24(Sun)13:32:24';
String comment = 'Post your thing.

Recently single again so /soc/ it is.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071436 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:33:07'  && image=='IMG_20240421_193134_453.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071844 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:59:00') {

'>>33071435
Woah, this template is cool.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076325 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:06:27') {

'>>33071435
>>33071436
This is like a parody of how itemized modern relationships are'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076423 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:13:34'  && image=='1713720787152449.png') {

'alright here's my shitlate';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082061 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:27:49') {

'Bumping while I fill out lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082178 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:28:30'  && image=='infographic filled.png') {

'Here's mine xd';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33082341 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:02:51') {

'>>33076325
yeah its too autistic even for me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085380 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:51:31') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33087958 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:57:03') {

'Post fuckers, there's enough repeat threads of the same sissy tranny cuck shit, the least we can do is keep better threads alive';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088140 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:36:31') {

'>>33076423
What area are you from?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088338 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:48:40'  && image=='soc.png') {

'Doing this for the board culture as these things are incredibly not fun to do.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088382 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)03:10:26') {

'>template has boxes for troons
>troons immediately swarm thread
You had one job.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088605 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)05:24:08'  && image=='the-words-true-cord-iny-an-elfen-lied-anime-horror-aesthetic-with-blood-and-gore (1).jpg') {

'join truecord for a new femcel/loner/singles/femboy/tranny/austismo/schizo/bpd/gamer/neet/goth/alt/emo/music server!!

we have reaction roles and everything set up and need good mods!!

https://discord.com/invite/Fu7R479p6B'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088725 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:44:24') {

'>>33082178
>Doesn't want kids
Fuck. I'm a 100% match otherwise. Why must fate be si cruel!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33089006 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:15:36') {

'>>33088725
I can't be fucked making on right now I'm on a phone, but I want kids and I'm also from Australia, main differences I'm 25, taller, more introverted.

true9253 on disc if you wanna chat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33089176 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:49:09') {

'>>33089006
>also from Australia
Who mentioned Australia? Both me and the anon I was replying to are in Germany.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33089586 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)15:45:59'  && image=='me_and_you.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33089835 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:09:42') {

'>>33089586
RIP the kid thing else I'd ask you out haha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33089872 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:32:08'  && image=='anime-cat-girl-strands-of-her-soft-pink-hair-swaying-modestly-standing-with-a-cocksure-twinkle-in-.jpg') {

'truucord is a brand new server that is growing rapidly and anyone is welcome!! there is very few rules!! femcel/femboy/loner/single/incel/volcel/tranny/austismo/schizo/bpd/gamer/neet/goth/alt/emo people are all welcome! we love to chat about music n movies!! come quick!!

we have reaction roles set up to express urself properly and are in need of good mods!!

https://discord.com/invite/nRh9pJ4QaT'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090021 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:33:31'  && image=='meorsomething.png') {

'half for fun, half to fight the hundreds of sex pest threads';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090029 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:37:01') {

'>>33090021
> no location
> no contact
damn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090065 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:56:47'  && image=='a9a5116bb90ad68b137641fcc2ce9a0c.jpg') {

'>>33090029
i didn't wanna waste anyone's time since i like how my life is now, if you just wanna talk/play games or something my email is [email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090120 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:34:30'  && image=='infograph.png') {

'>>33071435
Posting for bump + board culture.

Get that reddit polcomp shit out of here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090130 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:40:33'  && image=='chart.jpg') {

'I've lurked here so long and never bothered filling any of the iterations of these charts out. Figured I would do it for once. Sloppily put together towards the end because there's not enough space to aptly describe my taste in some things. Didn't want to spend forever on making this

discord: whythehellamipostinghere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090280 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:20:02'  && image=='Tl;dr.png') {

'Do I expect anything from this? Fuck no. But I like these threads a lot more than the usual catalog shit.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090333 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:49:48'  && image=='MYCHARSOC.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090349 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:00:54'  && image=='meme.jpg') {

'I might fill out the rest later.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090356 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:02:47'  && image=='whydididothis.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33091444 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:54:43') {

'>>33090065
I also sent a message, you seem pretty fun.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33091758 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:12:20') {

'>>33088140
socal'
;

}

if(Add: the_nicest_person && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092301 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)20:42:51') {

'Wheres my wife???';

}

if(Add: the_nicest_person && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092306 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)20:43:30'  && image=='1700558035783038.png') {

'>>33092301
I forgot to add it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092344 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:03:46'  && image=='15237487599.png') {

'>>33092306
>>33092301
you're not getting one with the "logical-emotional" bar moved towards the logical side, bro.

plus you put all of your opinions on who you want her to be out there, already. You've made it obvious things like drugs and tobacco are bad if she uses them often, her being devoted to a religion is bad, her having any negative traits such as "lazy, loud, messy, materialistic, vengeful, apathetic" are all acceptable at best. You've basically just told your future wife that you won't love her when she's lazy, loud, or messy, which all people get- and you want a woman who does not hold a grudge (vengeful)? that's rough. Maybe she wants to become religious, she should have that right without her husband already deciding it's bad. It's best to not color the whole fucking chart and determine the simplest ingredients that contribute to someone you'd love.

You want a woman who can support herself? But isn't emotional? Those two don't go together, because women if you don't know survive in nature through connection whereas men survive in nature through labor. In a atomized capitalist structure, women who support themselves usually HAVE to be emotional and take jobs such as nursing, baristas, customer service, etc. But you want a woman who can take care of herself, isn't emotional, and ALSO not 'vengeful'? The only women who can support themselves but also are stoic, are HR ladies, who are going to also be pretty loud and vengeful at times

let's all laugh at the troon who apparently has no idea what a men or a woman is and gets no dates w/e but while you're laughing at me i'm laughing at shit like this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33093471 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:36:19'  && image=='1713720787152449.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33093521 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:58:59') {

'>>33093471
We could be friends, I like the macabre

litugh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095064 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:50:15'  && image=='1713720787152449.png') {

'>>33071435
iamanincel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33095134 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)03:49:30') {

'>>33093471
>heavy smoker and drug user
>never drinks
You got it all wrong.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096064 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:35:16'  && image=='info.png') {

'>>33093471
i like this chart
>>33076423
this one too because it doesn't look like rainbow vomit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097634 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:22:04'  && image=='IMG_8466.png') {

'that was fun';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097654 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:37:08') {

'>>33082341
This.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097677 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:51:37') {

'>>33097634
You seem like a delusional entitled bitch.

The being into fitness while claiming to be disabled and collecting NEET bux made me LOL though so you have that going for you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098076 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:21:34'  && image=='My_chart_whatever.png') {

'That was not fun';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098816 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:56:13'  && image=='meee.png') {

'i hate the colour scheme of this .. so ugly';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098820 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:57:28') {

'>>33098816
the quality is abysmal too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098860 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:19:06'  && image=='lol.jpg') {

'did it for the board culture';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100809 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)18:57:51'  && image=='1697934539634434.png') {

'That was somewhere in between fun and not fun';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100845 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:12:40') {

'>>33097634

>Freelance illustrator
>Wants partner with uni degree

It's either going to be you banking off of a stable, high income partner to float your intermittent income, or you putting a STEM major to shame by making double their income by drawing furry porn, and I don't know which one is funnier'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102034 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)07:05:43'  && image=='Untitled.png') {

'>>33071435
hello jaynes bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102206 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)09:17:20'  && image=='weeeeeeee.png') {

'That was fun at first but became a bit of a chore at the end desu

>>33097634
I dig the colour scheme

>>33090120
Patrician taste in literature, I hope you find your Gary, Indiana enjoyer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102484 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)11:56:00'  && image=='THE THING.png') {

'Posting for the culture, was fun to fill out';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103295 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)19:39:37'  && image=='My chart.png') {

'>>33071435
Pretty open to a lot of different personalities and stuff, just tried to keep it somewhat vague. Sorry if it's slightly lazy in some areas, little busy with other stuff today'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107225 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:35:39') {

'bump I love these';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107331 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:19:24'  && image=='epic.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107658 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:18:37') {

'>>33082178
>11 days ago
Who knows, actually recognize the songs from these charts, which is nice for a change.
>link discord
richardfromingerland'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107702 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:35:39'  && image=='kekin all the time.png') {

'I uploaded the wrong fucking image lmfao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108690 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)03:19:43') {

'>>33107658
Added hehe :3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109009 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)06:40:31') {

'>>33098816
you should look at my chart and add me

------> >>33096064'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33111573 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)04:37:19') {

'>>33103295
>Bonapartist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33111770 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:00:30'  && image=='1713720787152449.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33116731 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)19:11:01') {

'Wow people still use my template lol. I stopped browsing /soc/ almost a decade ago, good to see my v3 is still in use.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33116914 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)20:19:29') {

'>>33116731
you spelled "humorous" wrong'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117067 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:39:20') {

'>>33116914
I corrected it on mine, lol. Seems like you noticed too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117075 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:42:37') {

'>>33116914
Maybe I was just copying the spelling on the v2 that came before the one I made? Or maybe the typo was my own, I don't remember. But yeah you caught me lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117481 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)00:48:41'  && image=='chart.png') {

'I will find my asexual loser nerd gf one of these days.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117766 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)03:05:54') {

'>>33090333
got an email or private messenger?
(i am a straight male)'
;

}

if(Sad falafel bob && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118051 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)06:59:06'  && image=='1713720787152449.png') {

'Hey losers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118212 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)08:53:41'  && image=='economic political compass.png') {

'>>33071435
>>33098076

the economic compass makes (more) sense if you make a few important tweaks to it. the y axis should be thought of as being either about who has the right to ownership over capital (i.e. private property vs. publicly owned or socialized "property") or about hierarchies in economic organization. the x axis is about level of freedom to transact vs. pollitical control of the economy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118700 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)13:42:52'  && image=='QT - Vinculta.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118707 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)13:45:28'  && image=='The ULT QT Graph BN.png') {

'>>33118700
That's my smegma
We're just looking for mates'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33119875 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)21:45:16'  && image=='1713720787152449 (2).png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33120614 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)02:41:29') {

'>>33090021
an interesting person'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121517 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)11:36:21'  && image=='gayassshit.png') {

'I thought i would learn more about myself by making this chart, not really the case.
if you just wanna be a pal (friends) go ahead and add'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33126394 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)21:27:42') {

'>>33090356
I would add you but you seem really deadset on WA only'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33126408 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)21:32:58') {

'>>33093471
Sending you a raven. Discord: mike9912'
;

}

}
}