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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 33085182;
String image = '1714262172571717.png';
String date = '04/27/24(Sat)19:56:12';
String comment = 'You should eat breakfast at the Hellertown Waffle House
tomorrow (28Apr2024) morning at 7am.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085211 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:12:31') {

'>>33085182
only if you promise not to shoot it up desu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085347 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:36:11') {

'>>33085182
34mins away...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085424 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:18:46') {

'>>33085211
I promise.
I do not speak for any of the other customers and can make no guarantees you will survive.
>>33085347
You're closer than I am.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085494 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:57:21') {

'Yo yo anyone In Hummelstown?

Kik - SilentDud';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088178 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:03:59') {

'>>33085182
That's like an hour away from me and your probably not a cute girl so idk if I'll be able to make it anon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088307 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:36:40' && image=='stick.gif') {

'>asl
25/???/pittsburgh

>interests
play music, doodle, ride bicycle, smoke, drink, eat, go to show, watch sport

>date
april 30
>band
deterioration
>venue
shred shed

>date
may 5
>band
the dahmers
>venue
government center

>date
may 8
>band
say anything
>venue
stage ae

>date
may 18
>band
no time
>venue
cattivo

>CONTACT
dalaiparton';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088311 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:39:01') {

'>>33088307
it's a tranny';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088325 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:44:21' && image=='wowie.png') {

'>>33088311
i am one hundred percent corn fed cis male, tard, the fact im on hrt doesnt change that';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088425 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)03:33:51') {

'South east peoples add me merovech8888, we can talk about history, religion, philosophy, or shit like vidya';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090288 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:25:14') {

'If you know any free use sluts around the warren area
(626) 406-3769';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090876 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:50:45') {

'what happened? just curious';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33090911 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)05:26:28') {

'>>33090876
ALL-STAR BREAKFAST';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33093423 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:07:50') {

'M32 northeast PA in the Poconos
Into chatting and meeting with the right person
Not into masculine people
Kik aguytheanonguy
Snap TheVeganLion';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097310 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)04:43:01' && image=='c36f069597cf2d6a98d8985c19d17e07.png') {

'>asl
29/M/SE PA
>bio
I enjoy listening to and making music, fashion, anime cons, cosplay, dnd, literature, philosophy, aesthetics, thrifting, antiques, vidya of course
>looking for
Bio female relatively close with similar interests, who enjoys goth music and fashion and can occasionally weeb out a little. Bonus points if you can play an instrument. If you have a creative hobby of any sort, cool. Ages 26-32 (flexible)
>not looking for
drug users, smokers, men, non bio women, leftists, friend collectors
>contact
cypher02717

Also the Hellertown Waffle House is pretty good.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097313 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)04:45:24') {

'oh sweet, MORE dudes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33099180 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)00:51:48') {

'Posterman19
Anyone from carbon or schuylkill';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100248 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:08:49' && image=='B8FBC658-6533-4E5B-9B1D-DB5A91B2C006.jpg') {

'>asl
30/M/near Philly
>bio
I'm a normal guy, I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy. I have a shitty trade job and my own apartment and am into music and shitty comedy/podcasts. I also enjoy nature and paranormal/weird shit. I smonk wed.
>looking for?
Females to befriend, take to shows, urbex, maybe more if we hit it off. Prefer someone close to my age or older.
>not looking for?
A strictly hookup situation or horny right off the bat, males.
>contact
lilmothmane on discord';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100292 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:32:06') {

'>>33099180
Telegram me
Billyd31';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100310 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:40:34' && image=='1000006790.jpg') {

'>asl
23/mtf/Lancaster
>interests
weed, alcohol, college, video games, aew, books, writing, dnd, being sad, being confused, bpdemons if I really like you, being cute, going to the gym, self improvement, want to learn languages, other stuff probably, listening to other people, music
>looking for
friends, a true love, people who can drive, people to make my summer more interesting, someone I can talk to just constantly. fun
>not looking for
people who can only be horny
>contact
elleshellsbelles';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100328 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:50:13') {

'>>33099180
Message me tfoltz';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103148 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)18:29:17' && image=='a0a2417b26ba32bf6d20666a9fefc381.jpg') {

'You should eat breakfast at the Hellertown Waffle House
tomorrow (06May2024) morning at 7am.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103967 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)02:37:30' && image=='1712719017725.jpg') {

'>>33085182
>You should eat breakfast at the Hellertown Waffle House
Nope, I avoid ultra processed grains and corn syrup pretending to be glorious (real) organic maple syrup. Not falling for your tricks today anti Christ, try harder next time.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104065 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)03:49:14') {

'>>33103967
Just because it's called Waffle House doesn't mean you have to eat a waffle.
Get some steak and eggs.
Have a bowl of chili.
Order the pork chops.
They have a whole menu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104265 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)06:10:57') {

'>>33104065
>They have a whole menu.
I'm going to let 4chan choose.
Hellertown doesn't do online ordering, but I suspect the menu doesn't change much, so look at https://order.wafflehouse.com/menu/waffle-house-1394 and make your choices.
Dubs or or better.
Y'all have about an hour.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104328 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)07:10:33') {

'>>33104265
TIME!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104725 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)11:36:10') {

'>>33104265
Two T-Bones, a bowl of yogurt (if they have it) and green or black tea (they probably will have that even if it's not on their menu since tea has a long shelf life).';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108221 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:30:59') {

'>>33100328
Tried says disconnected';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108695 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)03:21:27') {

'>>33100292
No tele get me on kik';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109053 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:16:38') {

'>>33108695
Or snap me xxm1k3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110248 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:56:25') {

'>>33088307
Saw say anything in Philly. Singer was really bad and vaped on his toddlers face on stage womp womp. Hope you didn’t pay for vip anon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33114349 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:20:17') {

'>>33104725
You're about four hours late.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33114447 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)02:16:01') {

'>>33114349
Well there's always whatever/whenever you go next time.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33114539 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)03:07:18' && image=='1703021465949812.gif') {

'>>33114447
You didn't get dubs, either.
Tragedy of untold proportions.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117043 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:29:42') {

'>>33110248
anyone who paid for vip is a sucker. max is a lolcow but iarb is still hard as fuck and i had fun even tho no one tagged along w me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121564 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)12:06:17') {

'>>33085494
Duncannon/enola reporting in
Just another dude and not into the gay shit but would be down for having some brews or something';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122168 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)16:18:26') {

'M,26, PA

Kstrat222

Femboy showing face and small dick for exposure blackmail and humiliation jerking to wives and gf's. Love milfs. :PPP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123864 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)05:12:47' && image=='intro-1659471131.jpg') {

'You should eat breakfast at the Hellertown Waffle House
tomorrow (14May2024) morning at 7am.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125126 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)14:58:14') {

'>asl
32/m/Lancaster

>looking for
18-19yo guys interested in fulfilling my girlfriend's fantasy of fucking a younger guy. Dick size doesn't matter. Virgin is a plus but not mandatory. If you're in a relationship too, that's fine. I may join in to tag team her.

>not looking for
Pushy guys. Older dudes. Slobs. Etc

>contact
clovedeazy on disc';

}

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