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class Thread extends Board {
public void Misanthrope Relationship Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Misanthrope Relationship Thread';
int postNumber = 33088514;
String image = '1714379754080543.jpg';
String date = '04/29/24(Mon)04:35:54';
String comment = 'A relationship thread for the less anthropocentric of us.
We all know that disliking humanity doesn't necessarily make us feel less lonely.

>ASL
>What made you a misanthrope?
>About yourself
>Music taste
>Your goals in a relationship
>Who are you looking for?
>Who are you not looking for?
>Contacts'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088520 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:41:28') {

'F/19/CO

>about me
I am the autistic furry girl of your dreams. I work in the kitchen and love playing games. I am lonely as fuck so I'm scraping around for male attention on this God awful site. if you catch my eye I'll probably bother the fuck out of you and DM you whenever I can.

>looking for

someone to be my little boy but will also let me be their little girl. this is not strictly horny and I'm mostly asking for it in a wholesome sense (ddlg , mdlb) basically a switch that is into mommy dom and daddy dom. preferably a PC gamer that will vc with me and let me sperg out about all my favorite things. bonus points if you have autism, bonus bonus points if you are near CO

>not looking for
ghosters, drugs, alcohol, anyone above 30, weebs, trans, major porn addicts, anyone looking to be horny right away

I will not be horny with you unless I REALLY like you and we have known each other for a bit

>contact
reply with your discord and reasons why you think we'd get along. I get too many message reqs when I put mine.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088548 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)05:00:28'  && image=='seWeUyh.png') {

'I'll start

>ASL
M/26/Eastern EU
>What made you a misanthrope?
In short, appreciation for nature, inability to connect with humans and common disrespect humans have towards nature
>About yourself
I like nature and animals (no shit), primarily crows currently, photography of nature and wildlife, mask making and everything Halloween, axes and blood, as I grew up with mostly early 2010s creepypasta wave, gore content, drawing, sewing, some Wh40k lore (but the universe is going down the Disney shitter)
>Music taste
Heavy metal, hard rock, DnB and other electronic occasionally, if it sounds edgy enough
>Your goals in a relationship
Mutual love and understanding, possession and obsession, isolation from the rest of humanity as much as sustainably possible, with later complete isolation into a cabin or a dugout in the forests, experiencing some murder along the way (interpol it's ironic XDXDXDXDXD trust)
>Who are you looking for?
A misanthropic femanon with similar interests and upbringing
>Who are you not looking for?
Anthropocentrists, mentally stable people with a good life
>Contacts
heraldofcrows'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088575 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)05:12:21') {

'>>33088520
HA didn't expect to see you here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088802 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:00:02'  && image=='F0F36B46-A193-44B1-AFFB-827679A4C587.jpg') {

'>A/S/L
36/M/US
>Interests
Can talk and shit post about:
/vr/, /a/, /co/, /mu/, /toy/, or /fa/
>Looking For
Someone else online that wants to know, learn, study, or teach:
Galician, Scots Leid, Irish, Welsh, Breton, Asturian, Scottish Gaelic, Doric, Shetlandic, Glaswegian, Dundonian, Orcadian, Ulster Scots, or Edinburgensian
>Not Looking For
Server, video, voice, horny, lewd, or porn
>Discord
yeeow'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088811 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:06:45'  && image=='Screenshot_20240424_110036_Chrome.jpg') {

'>asl
31/m/MA
>about me
A hard working straight guy with heavy 90s vibes, few friends, and a handful of talent.
>looking for
Someone to share music and stories with, VC, impulsive people with time, or actual neets to chat with all day.
>not looking for
Anyone under 18, slow texters, disinterested/closed off people, or gaming.
>discord
grinrot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088813 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:10:10') {

'>attempting to befriend/date someone who's already biased to dislike me from the jump because I'm not a saint
Sorry but it's a waste of time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088877 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:56:26') {

'>>33088520
I don’t live in CO area and I ain’t exactly the hyper sexual type. But if you’re misanthropic we will probably get along. Let’s chat and play some games, find out more.

Discord: gask

23/M/MS'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088879 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:57:43') {

'>>33088813
You can be a misanthrope and still give people chances, I do. Just general disappointed by degeneracy and braindeadness of general man kind. Just don’t be that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088942 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:36:20'  && image=='IMG_4630.jpg') {

'>ASL
23/M/USA MS

>what made you a misanthrope
I’ve been betrayed by friends and lovers tenfold. I’ve lost count. I don’t have trust issues that make me violent but I simply expect to be hurt by a majority of humanity. Once incel; then just became a misanthrope. I still give people a chance, but I always end of disappointed despite all I have to offer. I hate every race and both sexes. But that doesn’t mean I hate you, I love individuals, hate the crowd.

>about yourself
I play PC, I have too many friends than I can really do anything with, just not physically, I call myself goth simply because of my mindset, interests, music/art taste, and desired fashion sort of a Tory goth though. Not sexual as a person. Full time student.

>Music taste
Darkwave, generally aggressive sounding music (like metal), and it goes around it’s never consistent.

>Your goals in relationship
If LDR, to meet up asap, end goal is marriage and children, I wanna get to know you as friends and talk slowly. I wanna help us achieve our self goals too and want Vice versa. Just someone to support and support back. Tired of 1 sided BS.

>Who are you looking for
Preferably someone goth or looking to get into it with me, or change my opinion on mankind. Someone to play games with, someone to listen to music to, someone to read my poetry to, and someone to develop with. I’ll be worth it, I promise you that. Help this caterpillar become a moth. Let’s make humanity better together.

>who are you not looking for
the morbidly obese, slobs, people who have no desire to improve despite their negligent situations, gold diggers, anyone who’s just in general flakky, and it’s gonna sound stupid despite me not being sexual, no flat chests. Have a weird complex developed I can explain later down the line about it. And no trannies or antinatalists.

Discord: gask'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088949 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:39:15') {

'>>33088811
>""misanthrope""
>wants to talk to people all day, every day
>doesn't like slow responders or disinterested people
go back'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33088997 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:07:27'  && image=='330BA95A-D8E0-4DDD-A070-19F09DA273F2.jpg') {

'ASL
29/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth
>Favorite band(s)
Ghost, Depeche Mode, Ozzy Osbourne, etc
>Favorite show you’ve been to
Ghost, Deadmau5, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper
>Favorite Movie
Ghostbusters, Back To The Future, Beetlejuice, Batman 1989, Christine

>Physical description
White, 5'11, dirty-blonde hair, some tattoos on my arm, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time). I like nerds too and horror movie enthusiasts. I enjoy cosplay even though I can’t afford cons and don’t look good in cosplay or know how to make it. I’d like to go to thrift stores together n look for cool stuff.
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks
>Contacts
imdabat95'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33091953 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:00:02'  && image=='3BA45D7E-BC1D-4B73-99BB-05778B779B37.jpg') {

'>A/S/L
36/M/US
>Interests
DOS, C64, ZXS, PC-98, MSX, NES, SG-1000, AST, Amiga, SMS, PCE, SMD, SNES
>Looking For
Bit Music, Chiptune, Sequencer & Tracker, FM Synthesis, Midi, Doskpop
>Not Looking For
NSFW
>contact
juriamo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092770 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:26:48'  && image=='9850653675.gif') {

'>ASL
21/m/US
>What made you a misanthrope?
Just seeing how selfish and nearsighted people can be/are, more of a misanthrope towards people in postions of power, people who also have everything handed to them but still complain instead of just being glad for their blessings and doing something with it or at least trying to make good change for literally nobody or anything else outside of themselves
>About yourself
NEET aspie, denied myself happiness in the past a few times, also might be a schizo idk I have had very odd experiences
Built from working out for 2 years but skinny and small because my metabolism is very fast and I'm too much of a barbarian to understand things like bulking schedules or super complex things related to maxxing, and don't even feel hunger most of the time during a given day or even being able to get any type of steady sleep
Live in the middle of nowhere so internet is main form of communicating with the outside world or getting any socialization, which is why I am on here, just gotta make the best of whatcha got, even if you have nothing
>Music taste
Literally anything I think sounds good, oldies, new stuff, I'm not a music elitist or have specific taste, I just like good sounds and it helps me do house and computer work
>Your goals in a relationship
Mostly just looking to talk to people, probably too tarded to get into a relationship as a male who follows orders is probably seen as a bad thing or weakness, I just simply don't have many needs of my own on any required or higher level
I like and respect intelligence most of all, balances out my meathead thinking
>Who are you looking for?
People who like warhammer miniatures, 3d modeling and other art, Lego (might be getting back into it in the future, was super into it as a kid), paranormal etc
>Who are you not looking for?
People who don't want to just be themselves
>Contacts
scout0929 on discord'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33092890 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)02:20:06'  && image=='IMG_1925.jpg') {

'>>33088520
hey i'm in CO too! PC gaming is my jam.

disc: horsinwells'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094138 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:37:49'  && image=='94ec1767-9499-47bd-99cf-dc2818cc4890-1_all_21418.jpg') {

'As a retired misanthrope, I'll throw my hat into the ring and give some perspective.

I used to be misanthropic because everywhere I looked I saw nothing but ignorance. Ignorance, stupidity, and evil, However, it was not these things that caused my blood to boil. It was the lack of curiosity for the world around them that drove me away. No matter who I asked, it seemed everyone was confined to their own world, their own friends, their own hobbies. Very few cared to learn more about the nature of reality or why things were the way they were (shitty). It took some digging, but eventually I found the communities and sense of belonging I was searching for. Based and intelligent people exist all around us, you simply need to know where to look. With further spiritual self-reflection I realized no one can truly be blamed for their own ignorance. The more we know, the more we know what we don't know. Don't give up hope anons, camaraderie may always be waiting just around the corner.

24 years incarnated into this body. white man. residing in america.

I work out and read and increase my knowledge that's about it besides what's mentioned below. I'm homophobic, transphobic, racist, misogynist, antisemitic, etc etc but it's not my entire personality.

interested in health/healing/cleansing/detox, conspiracies, spirituality, and the occult. I also watch (kino) movies and play videogames sometimes. I like music, but have been listening to jungle, darkwave, and soft rock.

may help you with any health issues you may have (physical, mental, or spiritual) at my own discretion.

looking for women; I have enough guy friends. don't be a minor. crazy > boring.

will discuss anything in my interests and beyond.

if you're mentally ill be upfront with it, I will attempt to be accommodating. mtf trannies and fags are unacceptable.

disc is jailbreaker'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096023 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:14:09'  && image=='1693222013872.jpg') {

'>ASL
20 m usa
>What made you a misanthrope?
cooming 2 much!!!
>About yourself
mega coomer porn addict weirdo
>Music taste
house, dnb, (nu) metal, grunge
>Your goals in a relationship
cooming lots
>Who are you looking for?
coomers of the female variety
>Who are you not looking for?
fellas, ideally
>Contacts
neeed2coom'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096444 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:04:25'  && image=='IMG_3727.jpg') {

'34/m/va
I don’t care
3.5gs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098533 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)19:40:03'  && image=='45639702-62AC-4988-93E8-42DE86CD9926.jpg') {

'>A/S/L
36/M/US
>Interests
Lena Platonos, Linea Aspera, Art Fact, Anne Clark, Wolfsheim, Clan of Xymox, The Birthday Massacre, Yapoos, Psyche, And One, Camouflage
>Looking For
EBM, Electro-Industrial, Industrial Techno, Synth Punk, Dark Electro, Industrial Hip Hop, Power Noise, Glitch Hop, Futurepop, Aggrotech, New Beat
>Not Looking For
e-sex
>Discord
ebmidm'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100577 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:44:58'  && image=='SGCAM_20231215_223352980.jpg') {

'>Status
Voyager Mission: Deep Space Exploration
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male long hair androgynous / Mostly gay / Timeless (~30)
>Location
WestEU/SAUerland
>Interests
Invertebrate keeping, plants, gaming/hardware, psychedelics, outdoor, nature
>Music: (Oldschool) Goa Trance, Techno, Industrial, Experimental, Folk, Metal, Ambient, Bhajans
Movies/Shows: Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games:
Vermin-, Darktide, AOE II DE, Stronghold DE, War Thunder, Warframe, Mass Effect 3/AMP, Battlefield 1/4
>About me, life goals and what I look for:
I have so little money that 'existantial minimum' is something I look up to (thanks to my ex BF but I'm emotionally over it but suffer finacially). Prove
yourself worthy and I show you my ways of survival including all the black backpack magic, repossession, salvaging and translocalization of all kinds. Be
near or ideally with me. Its not a problem to house someone just have your own legal adress and income, if you stay permanently I would also expect you to help
with electricity and internet cost. I have my own well furnitured apartment but I'm not a provider. Also no car so bring proper boots and endless stamina.
Embrace the darkness and it may embrace you <3

Not looking for lazy losers, teenagers that seek to run away from their parents or people who 'work' but have no time or money either. Be like me, no
attachments, no "friends" or family, one who is one with the void and ready to ascend even further. If you dislike humans and prefer solitude thats perfect.
Although for learning about each other you should be willing to video or at least voice chat. Its always weird in the beginning, but if you really want to
find someone we need to get through with it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100583 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:45:52'  && image=='SGCAM_20240219_191143065.jpg') {

'I seek for a life partnership mainly, but my hopes are low and I'm used to be embarassed, so the focus is now to find compatible people in my age range for
summerly activities or "fwb" relation (exclusive, no one time shit). My long term goal is to get rid of this shitty rent debt (that my ex bf left me), save
and find a "holiday home" type property, build a giant greenhouse to it and live in it while becoming mostly self sustaining. No neighbors, but lots of
animals and even further adaption to the no money life. Its a lot of work, but fullfilling and not wageslaving. You reap what you sow. I would like to share
this with one cute likeminded male that never ages like me. In the best case, we would ignore the human society collapsing, although I'm very aware of the
coming events, I prepare for it and may even be able to use the changes in my favor if humans eradicate themselves.

For anything romantic / sexual: Don't be very masculine, hairy, unhygienic or fat. Long hair isn't a must but I like androgynity, ones that are 'in between' and young looking
but without the typical transgender/lgbt/fetish agenda mental illness. My fetish is true love and natural looks. If you want a "dom", "slave", "sissy" or
want to cut off body parts we are unlikely to be compatible. 25-~30 is the optimum age. Have a stable outcome for yourself, you don't need to be rich or
provide for me. For me it would already be a progress to find BF that can provide for himself and doesn't have any unresolved mental issues. No addictio
/ substance dependance, no habitual smokers (occasional hookah and hallucinogen binging is fine).

For anything else: We can likely hang out, do garden work, walks and other operations together, I can teach you many things including how to cook and grow
almost any type of plant. We can go out for deep forest nightwalks and trip together.
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

Write at least 3 sentences why you want to contact me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100610 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:02:24') {

'>>33088520
partical_sublayer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100631 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:14:22') {

'>>33088520
add me if you want, I'm not looking for anything inherently sexual, just people to talk to'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102903 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:00:01'  && image=='AA5706EE-A5EB-4DB9-8FE7-FE32333E2072.jpg') {

'>A/S/L
36/M/US
>Interests
Radiohead, Bjork, Portishead, Aphex Twin, Massive Attack, Depeche Mode, Boards of Canada, Gorillaz, Susumu Hirasawa, Flying Lotus, Autechre
>Looking For
Downtempo, Breakbeat, Trip Hop, Big Beat, Electro, Ambient Techno, IDM, Drum and Bass, Ambient Dub, Illbient, Alternative Dance
>Not Looking For
Anything lewd
>contact
mtv.amp'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108091 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:29:03') {

'Misanthropy is such an unwieldy term.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108432 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:52:04'  && image=='Screenshot (13).png') {

'>ASL
22/M/OK
>What made you a misanthrope?
The fact that most of the people in my country are too much of pushovers to have any civil disobedience. It's like most people worship the government and treat it like it's the end all be all of morality when it's just used to take away the rights of people who have the know how and the drive to do things that matter.
>About yourself
Somewhere between punk and anarchist, autistic, ADHD, skater, plastic hater. Also a luddite with a lot of knowledge when it comes to radio and electricity. 90% sure I'm going to do something I shouldn't in the next few years.
>Music taste
Depends on when you catch me but lately I've been listening to a lot of Aesop Rock, JPEGMAFIA, and MF DOOM. Normally anything from indie, to punk, to alternative hip hop.
>Your goals in a relationship
I mean I don't really think I'm looking for a relationship, but if a cute woman matches my energy (mostly the insane shit I say), then I'll start simping for you. If we can fix the world then we can eventually build a mansion in the middle of a forest or something like that ig.
>Who are you looking for?
Mostly looking for more misanthropic buddies who want to change the world. Intelligent when it comes to encryption and file sharing. Or smart when it comes to chemistry. Bonus points if you're straightedge bc I'm kicking all of my drug habits right now.
>Who are you not looking for?
People who are particularly stupid or apathetic about the state of the world. Unconvinced that we can make a change. Like I said, not particularly interested in pursuing a relationship, but if you're insistent on pursuing me, I'm only into biological women.
>Contacts
leadbyfright'
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}

}
}