import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void 30+ Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '30+ Thread';
int postNumber = 33094073;
String image = '1714593745374768.jpg';
String date = '05/01/24(Wed)16:02:25';
String comment = 'Hello, boomers.
This thread is dedicated to those of us that are getting on in years.
Come on in, have a seat, tell us what's been going on in your corner of the world. Make friends. Or enemies, doesn't matter. We're not long for this mortal coil, anyway.

We also have a discord:
HbxEMzAmJ8

Mods, a 30+ thread is distinct from a 25+ thread AND there are multiple dick rate/age gap threads and those stay up, go fuck yourselves.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094081 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:06:03') {

'Bumping so men post their cocks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094089 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:10:49') {

'Would you rather have your daughter or wife be stuck in the woods with a bear somewhere or a random man?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094213 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:13:37'  && image=='Shupogaki.jpg') {

'I'm not 30 but I am nearing it


26 F anaheim California
looking for a serious relationship with a man near me in location in Southern California, with things in common with me as such being a gamer, or a weeb into vtubers, anime and manga.

I have a preference for white men

I'm a BBW, autistic, and poly, and a NEET I have a habit of flirting casually online so that's why I claim to be poly.

Not looking for people who ghost after something serious between us happens. if you ghost me after a few messages its fine though.

discord tag is chickenclaw3 if you're down bad enough to date a woman like me lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094671 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:10:08'  && image=='1714012815600459.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094792 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:28:21') {

'You should have specified "straight only thread" at the start. Otherwise it will get flooded with troons and faggots.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094796 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:30:28') {

'>>33094792
That would happen regardless, it's /soc/.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33094812 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:45:09') {

'>>33094792
Sounds like someone got rejected for not being daddy enough.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096016 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:05:47') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096159 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:21:14') {

'>>33094073
Hello. Just turned 30.

My wife hasn't fucked me in 15 months and I feel like my life has become some sort of boomer sitcom.

Does it get better?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096166 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:24:13') {

'>>33096159
Yes, open up your relationship so that your wife can get bigger cocks and you can jerk off to it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096168 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:25:19'  && image=='170610-crop-adam-west-batman-3-ew-1156a_1c510822438ac6d3a8817026221d8f3b.fit-760w.jpg') {

'32/m/ny
Howdy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096184 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:35:24') {

'>>33096159
>Wife
Must be nice. Fuck you first of all. Second go figure that shit out why are you here. Idiot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096223 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:59:18') {

'How's it going';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096546 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:09:53') {

'>>33096159
Why tho. Maybe you've been a massive turn off. Maybe someone else is doing her.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096821 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:00:38'  && image=='1710405560245698.png') {

'Yo there. Im the anon from the thread over here im neglecting >>33053265

36 y/o boomer from the gator swamps. Jow y'all doing?

>>33096184
>>33096546
Quit simping. Life is messy and we're not here to start shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096829 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:07:52') {

'>>33096821
Wtf are you even on about, I mean wow there's boomers and there's fucking *boomers* huh. Fuck you and fuck the married idiot who goes to 4chan for relationship advice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096839 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:19:20') {

'>>33094073
Terrible server.
A bunch of so-called grown men with the maturity levels of a teenage boy.
The end.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33096905 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:00:08') {

'>>33096821
Are you AI or just retarded?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097851 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:04:20'  && image=='1714013478234369.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33097980 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:24:52') {

'>>33096829
Someone sure got upset online for being called out on their faggotry.

>>33096905
Are you capable of a response or just defensive insults?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33098435 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:44:27') {

'>>33097980
Offensive insults only. >>33097851'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33099936 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)10:09:09') {

'>>33094073
>HbxEMzAmJ8
the server is for the most part aight. you got your handful of edgy autists in there (just assuming those are the younger members), if you can ignore them it's somewhat decent.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33099976 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)10:35:29') {

'>>33097980
>Faggotry
Yikes. Go say that dumbass shit in the mirror or out in public, fucking loser. Are you capable of independent thought or just projection?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100493 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:57:15'  && image=='1714013530376986.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100568 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:41:25'  && image=='F9GNmYmWUAAzbJj.jpg') {

'>>33099976
Imagine crying over some words. Go farm your heckin' post karma somewhere else, retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100597 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:55:20') {

'>>33100568
>Mirror
Political dipshit you aren't funny you're just a sad pathetic loser. Cry more yourself then kys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100680 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:46:36') {

'why are you all such insufferable retards? getting old is meant to make you more mature not less';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100799 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)18:55:15') {

'Im a guy, 31 with a family.
Im so fucking lonely sometimes. I just want to chat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100988 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:36:04') {

'>>33094073
https://discord.gg/8pWu8SJe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101370 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:56:10'  && image=='1629563278603.jpg') {

'>>33094073
> Hello, boomer

I'm 32, but I refuse to tossed into the same lot as the people who have and still are running the U.S. into the ground.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101412 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:21:33'  && image=='1710903956447.png') {

'I've been hitting the gym a lot lately and eating healthier, hopefully I'll be stronk enough some day to have a worthy mortal enemy, maybe some day even become frienemies like in muh heckin Nipponese cartoons. I'm not ready yet though.

>>33101370
Yeah I don't get why Millennials are referring to themselves as boomers either. Did they forget they're Millennials when they got old old? Actual boomers are in their 70's now.
It's a weird phenomenon for sure.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101489 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)01:04:53') {

'>>33101412
>zoomers just call anyone older than them a boomer
>millenials adopt zoomerisms in a desperate attempt to cling to their youth/fit in with The Kids
>millenials that call themselves boomers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101498 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)01:09:44'  && image=='Screenshot_20240423-043738_Discord.jpg') {

'Anyone else think Rin's videos of getting plowed are pretty hot?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101604 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)02:07:57') {

'>>33094073
Turned 31 two months ago.
Still living pretty casually. Content with my life, what few friends I have, and my paycheck.
Still going to kill myself if I make it to 35 before getting a gf. Considering putting on a big stream for it too. Play games, watch movies, shoot the shit with the viewers before inevitably pulling the trigger. Just wanna have fun, y'know?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101990 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)06:27:34') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102462 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)11:48:15') {

'>>33101498
who??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102467 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)11:49:15') {

'>>33101498
stargazing on discord????'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102576 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)12:59:04') {

'>>33101498
What’s your discord so I can be added'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102578 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)13:01:47') {

'36 m just trying to find a woman around my age. Married or not, idc.

Imthebadguy32 on kik'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102623 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)13:32:24') {

'>>33101498
Well this is not something I ever expected to see, though I am not the least bit shocked about it. As much as she bounces around it was bound to show up here sooner or later. Probably did it for a bag of weed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102651 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)13:44:57') {

'>>33102623
who is she?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102654 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)13:48:23') {

'>>33102651
Rin, someone who has been on soc for years and bounces around a lot. Very shitty personality and likes to waste peoples time. Heavy weed addict. Similar to that chickn person you see in every thread.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102707 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)14:16:21') {

'>>33096159
Have you tried, you know, talking to her and telling her how important sex is to the relationship?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102750 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)14:39:06') {

'>>33102654
nobody worth caring about, got it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102868 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)15:36:15'  && image=='grim.gif') {

'>>33101412
>>33101489

This truly is the worst timeline...grim.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102971 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:42:45') {

'>>33101498
>>33102654
where can i see the full video? or just any pictures of her in general'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33102982 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:48:59') {

'>>33102971
Video no clue, didn't even know she made those. You could probably find pics in whatever servers she may be in. I blocked her a long time ago.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103321 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)19:53:25') {

'>>33101412
>>33102868
The boomer thing is just a joke from years ago. Nothing deeper than that.
You're such drama queens'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103808 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)00:40:12') {

'These threads never fail to disappoint.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33103913 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:43:36') {

'>>33096159
What the fuck, anon. That's a lifetime. Last time I had a GF I was bitching to her if I spent more than 3 days without having sex.

If you've talked to her about this and she refuses to change, divorce.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104312 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)06:56:19') {

'>>33103321
Kill yourself faggot, low quality posts like yours are the reason this board and the site in general have gone to shit. This shit reads like a reddit thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104454 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)08:35:08') {

'>>33094213
Omg would you fuck off no one likes you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104628 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)10:34:53') {

'>>33104312
Lmao 4chan has always been shit you limp wristed autistic fuck. It's people like you crying about behavior that makes it cringy. Go somewhere that has moderation if you want the kindergarten experience.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104724 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)11:36:01') {

'>>33104628
Objectively not true.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104751 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)11:50:55') {

'>>33104628
Are you the same autist that cried over some mean words? Boomer retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104758 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)11:54:31') {

'I'm not 30+ but
how do I find the hags on here as a 26/m'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104846 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)12:49:07') {

'>>33104758
>hags
nigga what?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33104987 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)14:33:20') {

'>>33104846
There's gotta be 30+ boyfriend-free fems hiding around here. It's the point in life where the flowers are at full bloom'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105048 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:07:06') {

'>>33104987
but hag? you're actively seeking an ugly woman?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105055 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:10:33') {

'>>33104751
Quite the opposite actually. I'm pretty straightforwardly criticizing someone for being thin skinned. Reading comprehension doesn't just mean reading words, it also means to understand them too you know?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105070 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:21:47') {

'>>33105048
Nah,
>hag
These days is equivalent to what
>Christmas cake
used to be'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105071 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:22:32') {

'19 female doing ratings and tributes for you

playoffslut69 on kik
tvbaby on snapchat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105073 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:23:47'  && image=='F5WF-fQXgAA-tF_.jpg') {

'>>33104846
>confused by internet lingo like boomer and hag

What the fuck are you old jackasses doing here? Get your asses back to facebook'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105085 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:28:23') {

'>>33105070
the fuck zoomer shit is this, stop making my language retarded'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105202 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)16:39:02') {

'>>33094073
bumping purely because this, despite (because of?) being small and cliquish and relatively low drama, is probably the second best server I've come across. Give it a try, but think long term. Some of the people there are fucking nuts, but they're pretty good all the same.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105441 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)18:47:07'  && image=='you tired.gif') {

'>>33103321
> Nothing deeper than that.
You're such drama queens
>>33104628
> "Starts drama"

And that is me ignoring that my post was sarcasm.
"Check yourself before you rek yourself" Newfag.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33105848 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)23:25:45') {

'34/m/California

kik: Ascendancy2956
Discord: ascendancy29

Just looking for someone to talk to, preferably female/mtf.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106067 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:13:10') {

'>>33105071
Seller'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33106080 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:18:21') {

'>>33101498
This bitch is so fucking fat man, how has she not lost all her weight despite struggling with homelessness and shit all her years here?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107265 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:49:26') {

'>>33106080
Because simps keep picking her up and feeding her cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107342 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:22:16'  && image=='PXL_20231026_041244185.jpg') {

'>Status
Voyager Mission: Deep Space Exploration
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male long hair androgynous / Mostly gay / Timeless (~30)
>Location
WestEU/SAUerland
>Interests
Invertebrate keeping, plants, gaming/hardware, psychedelics, outdoor, nature
>Music: (Oldschool) Goa Trance, Techno, Industrial, Experimental, Folk, Metal, Ambient, Bhajans
Movies/Shows: Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games:
Vermin-, Darktide, AOE II DE, Stronghold DE, War Thunder, Warframe, Mass Effect 3/AMP, Battlefield 1/4
>About me, life goals and what I look for:
I have so little money that 'existantial minimum' is something I look up to (thanks to my ex BF but I'm emotionally over it but suffer finacially). Prove
yourself worthy and I show you my ways of survival including all the black backpack magic, repossession, salvaging and translocalization of all kinds. Be
near or ideally with me. Its not a problem to house someone just have your own legal adress and income, if you stay permanently I would also expect you to help
with electricity and internet cost. I have my own well furnitured apartment but I'm not a provider. Also no car so bring proper boots and endless stamina.
Embrace the darkness and it may embrace you <3

Not looking for lazy losers, teenagers that seek to run away from their parents or people who 'work' but have no time or money either. Be like me, no
attachments, no "friends" or family, one who is one with the void and ready to ascend even further. If you dislike humans and prefer solitude thats perfect.
Although for learning about each other you should be willing to video or at least voice chat. Its always weird in the beginning, but if you really want to
find someone we need to get through with it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107346 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:22:51'  && image=='SGCAM_20240317_155508594.jpg') {

'I seek for a life partnership mainly, but my hopes are low and I'm used to be embarassed, so the focus is now to find compatible people in my age range for
summerly activities or "fwb" relation (exclusive, no one time shit). My long term goal is to get rid of this shitty rent debt (that my ex bf left me), save
and find a "holiday home" type property, build a giant greenhouse to it and live in it while becoming mostly self sustaining. No neighbors, but lots of
animals and even further adaption to the no money life. Its a lot of work, but fullfilling and not wageslaving. You reap what you sow. I would like to share
this with one cute likeminded male that never ages like me. In the best case, we would ignore the human society collapsing, although I'm very aware of the
coming events, I prepare for it and may even be able to use the changes in my favor if humans eradicate themselves.

For anything romantic / sexual: Don't be very masculine, hairy, unhygienic or fat. Long hair isn't a must but I like androgynity, ones that are 'in between' and young looking
but without the typical transgender/lgbt/fetish agenda mental illness. My fetish is true love and natural looks. If you want a "dom", "slave", "sissy" or
want to cut off body parts we are unlikely to be compatible. 25-~30 is the optimum age. Have a stable outcome for yourself, you don't need to be rich or
provide for me. For me it would already be a progress to find BF that can provide for himself and doesn't have any unresolved mental issues. No addictio
/ substance dependance, no habitual smokers (occasional hookah and hallucinogen binging is fine).

For anything else: We can likely hang out, do garden work, walks and other operations together, I can teach you many things including how to cook and grow
almost any type of plant. We can go out for deep forest nightwalks and trip together.
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

Write at least 3 sentences why you want to contact me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107439 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:49:29') {

'>>33106080
someone post her pics already... im trying to find what she actually fully looks like. idk what to search in the archive i just find her ads'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107465 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:03:13') {

'>>33101498
post the link to the server please'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107473 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:05:30') {

'>>33107439
Look up her username in the archive. She posted a a pic of her tits with the nipples censored'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107527 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:30:21') {

'>>33107473
https://archived.moe/_/search/text/rin_akuhomu/

i just find her ads and people mentioning her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107549 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:38:17') {

'>>33107527
Look at what the second result is replying to buddy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33107616 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:03:13') {

'>>33107527
How do newfags like you end up here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33108119 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:45:58') {

'>>33107549
>>33107616
ooo yea i saw that one already when I was looking the other day. I can't find anything of her face though besides that preview of a video of her sucking cock posted in here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109387 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:46:44') {

'Your discord sucks more dicks than I do. It sucks a bag of dicks, all at the same time. I think there's about 48 dicks in one bag.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33109552 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:36:38'  && image=='1712293517061700.jpg') {

'How do cope with the fact that women our age start to look like this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33110088 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:58:09'  && image=='Screenshot_20240508_165749_Chrome.jpg') {

'>asl
31/m/MA
>about me
A hard working straight guy with heavy 90s vibes, few friends, and a handful of talent.
>looking for
Someone with enthusiasm for active conversation, impulsivity, and creativity.
>not looking for
Disinterested/closed off people, gooning, or gaming..
>discord
grinrot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33111729 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)06:33:25') {

'>asl
32/m/MY
>about me
Gay, laid off from work and still looking, 1 friend, no house, just a car fully paid and debt $5k.
>looking for
Human and connections to get hired again regardless of sexuality
>not looking for
Douchebags.
>discord
Reply this post with your discord and I'll add you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33112246 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:32:43') {

'>>33109387
Coming from you it sounds like a compliment. You seem very dick obsessed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33113045 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)17:25:24') {

'So, anyone wanna go to a barcade then maybe get some hot wings?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33113455 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:50:05') {

'>>33113045
so down which one were you thinking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33114372 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:33:37') {

'>>33101498
Hahahahaha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33115259 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:57:13') {

'>>33113455
Chill at the freeplay and grab some beers, maybe pick up some rhythm game girls, then grab a bite at the Korean chicken place down the block, youknowwhatimsayin aniki'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33115423 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)11:24:37') {

'>>33115259
You sound like a fbi groomer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33115430 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)11:30:11') {

'>>33096159
Dead bedroom situation. 15 months would drive me insane. If you have mismatched libidos (if it isn't a stressful period, medication, etc), it doesn't get any better and you will always feel like a rapist for wanting the bare minimum. Leave her if talking about your needs doesn't work imo. No amount of cajoling for sex will change her natural drive.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33116440 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)17:33:48'  && image=='1611148579698.jpg') {

'How's life going for you guys?

Cis f here, turning 30 in a few short months. Happiness is finally within my reach after many years of depression, trauma, anger issues, no drive and so on. Slowly coming to the conclusion that discord servers and online friendships aren't enough anymore. I want to build my community with people irl but I don't know how to make this transition. What a bizarre stage of my life.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33116792 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)19:26:20') {

'>>33116440
It's kind of hard to break into circles of people in your 30s. Life is going great for me, though! On the later half of 30, work is great, lots of things in the right direction - but same kinda general feel. Discord servers are mostly lame kids that I don't understand, and I travel for work so hard to really make real relationships in person.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33116838 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)19:41:22') {

'18m. Would love to share nn pics of a hot 18 year old high school crush with big tits! Especially if you want to talk about how you'd suck them in front of me

Kik: Raven19852'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33116888 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)20:02:06') {

'>>33115423
tfw no fbi groomer friend with creepy stories that secretly make me jealous'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33117504 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:00:27') {

'>>33116792
It isn't hard at all, but you need kids. We've made a good friend group of the parents of my son's friends.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33118207 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)08:49:10'  && image=='jpeg (23).jpg') {

'>ASL
30/M/Boston/Straight
>About me
I make and sell abstract art. I have a pretty broad taste in music, movies, and TV. I've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of Beetlejuice, It's Always Sunny, and Seinfeld. Nowadays, I listen to a lot of Aphex Twin, PilotRedSun, a handful of oldies, and the one hit wonders recommended by Spotify and friends. I'm always online and really hard to offend..
>Looking for
Someone to chat, VC, or hang with RL.
>Not looking for
idk I'm pretty tolerant
>Discord tag
SWANG0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33120501 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)01:44:51'  && image=='1714013563752165.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33120504 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)01:46:47') {

'>>33109552
date younger girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33121529 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)11:44:07'  && image=='1707899659656569.jpg') {

'It's becoming increasingly difficult to say "it is what it is" when it comes to my loneliness. My mind and body are screaming at me to find someone. I've spent years trying every dating site, being open and honest about how I am, and yet I've never had a woman approach me. Not even once. I've never even had a first date, every woman I've ever approached has either never responded to me, or ghosted me after 2/3 responses.

It took me four years to get over my depression in my early twenties, and now I can feel it seeping back in.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122382 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)17:54:00') {

'bump for more fren';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122544 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)18:59:42') {

'I wish I had a boyfriend to kiss.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122707 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)20:09:33') {

'>>33122544
go get one anon, i believe in you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122747 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)20:29:52') {

'>>33122707
I'm trying, but it's hard to do much when life has lost all interest for you

Literally all I want is a suspenders wearing zaddy with bifocals and hairy tits to french kiss rn. Lying in bed crying into my pillow because I can't have him.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33122967 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)22:11:38'  && image=='image_2024-05-12_231131595.png') {

'>>33094073
>ASL
30+ / F / Europe (But currently residing overseas for business, with occasional travels to the US)

>hobbies/interests
I'm into many things. Art, music (mostly synth-y and ambient-y stuff, i don't really like rock, nigger noise or normie shit), gym (I can beat you in arm wrestling and not just that really), sci-fi, history, languages, film, lots of stuff I don't think about until I do.
Sometimes i have a feeling i'm getting too old for image boards, but you fuckers won't get rid of me that easily. Pretty blunt and cynical.

>what you're looking for
Pals, people I could click with

>what you're not looking for
Anime pfp, politics as a serious topic, coomers, desperate men, spiritualists, /gfd/, people who say "anon", "frens", etc., retards who can't hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes, fags and niggers with hidden inferiority complex, severe autists, pseudo-intellectuals are not welcome.

>Contact
discord: chipapipuwawa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123002 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)22:28:20') {

'>>33122967
You are searching for gold bars on the surface of the moon holy shit lmao.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123656 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)03:22:53') {

'>>33094089
I don't have a wife or a daughter or a pet grizzly bear or a cuddly pet black or brown bear.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123667 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)03:29:19') {

'Since Namekians don't have gender roles, I wonder if and how Piccolo could be emasculated';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123700 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)03:48:28') {

'>ASL
32/M/London
straight
KIK: Duna_sqaure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123786 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)04:38:31') {

'>>33101498
I heard she has yet another new boyfriend. When will niggas learn?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33123796 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)04:41:57'  && image=='IMG_7768.jpg') {

'BABECOCK

Message me if you want a babecock edit done by my hard military cock. No lims anything goes! Any age, send anything you want.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124145 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)07:53:12') {

'Get your shit together.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124175 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)08:15:42') {

'>>33120504
An age gap larger than 3 years feels disgusting to me.'
;

}

if(MC Doujin && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124284 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)09:12:38'  && image=='5582-meruthesuccubusderp.gif') {

'>>33094073
29/m/usa

looking for friends to talk life with, im a shut-in, mostly communicate through discord. in college'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124728 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)12:34:27') {

'>>33122747
are you spying on me, anon?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33124914 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)13:41:01') {

'>>33123786
You can find him in the shut in server his name is Nico. He seems to have known her for a while so no clue why he’d date her.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125033 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)14:26:09') {

'>>33122747
>bifocals
Was actually thinking of looking into those recently.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125197 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)15:17:54') {

'who in the server do you hate most? who should be avoided?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125255 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)15:45:31') {

'>thread for adults
>discord server drama'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125491 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:44:32') {

'>>33094213
>I am nearing it
>26
Lmfao fuck right the fuck off cunt. Being able to round up to the next decade of your life doesn't make you "near it" enough to invade threads that aren't made for you.
Anyway, 33 here, ACTUALLY nearing my 34th birthday at the end of this month. I'm in fucking Illinois at the moment and in the last month I've gone from Texas to New York, New York to South Carolina, South Carolina to Indiana, now I'm here. Being a truck driver kicks ass and I'm glad I've chosen this to be my career. Self-diagnosed ADHD because denying that I've got it would be retarded so I've been learning a lot about my symptoms and finally understanding myself. Kinda struggling with the fact that I've gone basically half of my life (I don't see myself living past my 60s) not knowing what the fuck was wrong with me and being so different from basically everybody I've known. Unfortunately my mom has to be who passed this onto me and that made my life even more fucking difficult as a kid and teenager. Being an adult has helped me forgive her for her mistakes and now, we're really close. I want to help her realize that she has it before she's too old but I don't think it'll ever happen and it's hard to see how it would help her now.
That's really about all I've got to say. I don't think I'm interesting enough to have spent all this time writing this up but the distraction was nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125500 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:46:58') {

'>>33094792
This anon
>>33094796
Is correct. Look at the lesbian threads. They won't even try to make them biofems anymore because the mentally ill can't help themselves but invade spaces not made for them. They ARE real women, you know'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125506 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:48:48') {

'>>33096159
This is... sad. You gotta fix this shit bro, even if that means a divorce.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125509 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:49:09') {

'>>33125491
happy early birthday anon <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125513 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:50:19') {

'>>33100799
Lol chat with your family??? Why do you choose not to?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125518 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:51:25') {

'>>33101370
It's just as bad as boomers thinking that nothing exists after millennials and grouping us in with zoomers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125539 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:57:49') {

'>>33101604
"Well guys, I guess that's it." Nah but you shouldn't do it. If you can find a solution to the problems then it's worth it to feel even somewhat normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125551 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:00:10') {

'>>33105070
Fuck off dipshit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125563 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:03:38') {

'>>33109552
She's cute and still out of my league as far as dating apps go anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125583 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:06:38') {

'>>33121529
What are you doing to make yourself happy? What hobbies do you pursue?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125604 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:13:10') {

'>>33122967
>mostly synth-y and ambient-y stuff
2814? Telepath? Desert Sand Feels Warm At Night?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125613 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:15:06') {

'>>33125509
Thank you, I hope you're having a good start to your week'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125668 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:32:38') {

'>>33125613
no :(

but i appreciate the sentiment'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125755 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:55:55') {

'18m. Would love to share nn pics of a hot 18 year old high school crush with big tits! Especially if you want to talk about how you'd suck them in front of me

Kik: Raven19852'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33125766 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:59:56') {

'>>33125668
That sucks to hear. At the very least you can relate to Garfield. It's one of my main coping mechanisms'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33126579 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)22:38:20') {

'>>33124914
The Nico from the Ohio server?? lmfao holy shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127202 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)03:54:43') {

'>>33125583
Play video games
Watch anime

Basically woman repellent unless you're a gigachad, which I'm not. Women into anime, manga and video games don't want guys equally obsessed with those hobbies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127556 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)08:16:59'  && image=='1697557490654453.jpg') {

'>>33125563
From what I can gather from the women in my friends group, you're right. They're all average looking but they only settle for shredded men at least 6 feet tall with 14 inch dicks and 6 figure income. I guess I'm really non threatening to them because they keep sharing all these details with me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127565 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)08:24:55') {

'>>33124175
t. Aging female'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127567 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)08:27:59') {

'I'm 29(m) never been in any kind of relationship and genuinely dont know how to start or hold a conversation with someone I dont alredy know well
I also have zero females in my social circle
Is it over for me?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127592 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)08:43:24') {

'>>33102707
Why would he do something to actually fix his problems? That would be emotionally draining when he can just bitch instead for instant gratification instead.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127784 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)10:25:37') {

'>>33127567
It's borderline impossible in the modern day as someone in their late 20s and beyond to make new friends, never mind find a romantic relationship. I'm 31, every resource and suggestion is some of the memiest shit imaginable.

>Dude just go to the gym and talk to a random woman out of the blue, she totally won't get creeped out

>Dude go to a cooking class
I actually tried this one. The result? Class was all men with the same idea clearly looking for women to date, I'm not joking.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127829 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)10:53:13') {

'>>33126579
I always knew that nigga was a cuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127933 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:36:36') {

'>>33126579
>>33124914
I know Nico, he’s not dating her. Rin can fuck off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127940 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:39:54') {

'>>33127784
>I actually tried this one. The result? Class was all men with the same idea clearly looking for women to date, I'm not joking.
Thats fucking funny but genuinely where the fuck are all the women/what the fuck are they doing with their free time?
There's no big gender disaprity to explain this shit and I doubt they're all just sitting at home when not partying with chad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127943 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:42:00') {

'>>33127940
Women have a million options for food now thanks to delivery services
Or the less cynical answer is that they know how to cook already and don’t want to pay $50 for a class on how to cut vegetables'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127949 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:44:45') {

'>>33127943
Cooking classes tend to be more about extravagant but easy to cook stuff most people never eat. But yeah, that shit was embarrassing for everybody involved.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127964 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:49:23') {

'>>33127943
I'm not talking about cooking but hobby clubs in general'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33127994 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)12:00:50') {

'>>33127933
Ask him yourself. As far as I can tell they’ve been dating for a bit now. He calls her his girlfriend in shut-in.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128011 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)12:09:08') {

'>>33127994
I did a search for “nico” in that thread and nothing came up. Can you link his posts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128039 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)12:21:00') {

'>>33128011
He’s in the discord server. I don’t think he posts on /soc/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128241 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)13:56:12'  && image=='645873456.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128324 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)14:31:07') {

'>>33128241
holy shit, it’s real. I’m sorry for defending him now, there’s no way he doesn’t know rins backstory. I’m not in that server but it would be a shame if he found out…'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128396 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)15:04:21') {

'>>33100568
I didn't even care to read through the political shit, but if you enjoy the taste of Dr.Pepper, you should kill yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33128409 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)15:10:20') {

'>>33094073
i recently turned 34(m), its close to 15 years since any female has touched me really
shit sucks yo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33129450 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)22:12:27'  && image=='1714013617090172.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33129530 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)22:38:59') {

'>>33128324
If you're this dude's friend seems like you should tell him this shit?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33130084 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)02:59:17') {

'I missed this thread.

Anyone that is currently on the road to self-improvement: physically, mentally, spiritually, is free to add me. I could use more friends with a positive mentality, or if you need encouragement/motivation, that's fine, too.

cord: rerev93

>>33120501
This image hits right in the feels. It's so beautifully depressing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33131483 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)15:20:05') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33131955 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)18:30:45') {

'>>33109552
You don't look any better, fag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132095 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)19:15:37') {

'>>33101498
Link to the video?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132407 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)21:15:10') {

'>>33094073
Yall crackas really banned my Nigga Haute? Lame ass oppressors. Who am I supposed to sharpen my debate skills and iron out my ideology against? Iron sharpens Iron.

Why ban someone because they prove you wrong? Just ignore the argument instead of seething.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132676 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)22:55:35') {

'>>33106067
no shit, sherlock?

>>33122967
I distinctly remember you degrading me and blocking me for no reason at all. Don't add her? She?'s a garbage person.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33132713 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)23:07:15') {

'36 m from the midwest searching for f around my age to chat with. Married f is a plus.

Kik: imthebadguy32'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33134405 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)14:54:06'  && image=='1714013649188990.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33134555 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)15:53:07') {

'>>33094073
Active text chats and daily VCs full of interesting 18+ people
https://discord.gg/h3YWXCA9'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135129 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)20:09:38') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135227 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)20:55:22'  && image=='mjlT4gl.jpg') {

'30+ DISCORD
https://discord.gg/8ZC8h5beKB
https://discord.gg/8ZC8h5beKB
https://discord.gg/8ZC8h5beKB'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33135617 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)23:55:08') {

'>>33096159
Get her hormones checked'
;

}

}
}