'>>92591968
if i roll doubles white man have -4 str';

'Slavery is common and widespread in every single nation in the setting.';

'>>92592007

You rolled 007, white people in this setting now base their ideas of masculinity on James Bond';

'>>92592022
>>92592044
Based dubs';

'>>92591968
The Bill of Rights, Articles of Confederation, Federalist Papers, and The Constitution are all powerful magic items, collecting all of the documents ascends into presidency. Turing you into the avatar of the Goddess Colombia to manifest her destiny throughout the world';

'>>92592050
>The enslavement of people not only dehumanizes the enslaved, but their enslavers.
Man /tg/, you're going some places with this setting.';

'That can only happen if /tg/ finds its sense of humor again. The one that recognizes some things simply can't be taken seriously, but also recognizes that just because something can't be taken seriously doesn't automatically mean it's funny.

Like this.
>>92592007
>>92592022
>>92592044
Can't be treated as serious suggestions, but also not very funny.

Only when /tg/ returns to its roots can it create good stuff again.';

'>>92592117
They are serious suggestions';

'>>92592130
That's just you doubling down, as expected, and existing in the absolute worst place you can. Your suggestion isn't good enough to be taken seriously, but it's also not funny enough to be a joke, so it just ends up being in this awful place where you hope that the "joke" is getting anyone to actually take you seriously.';

'>>92592209
I genuinely want slavery bitch';

'>>92592255
Dubs of truth';

'>>92591968
What was that setting with the bird people with knife-feet?';

'>>92592255
Sorry, still not funny.
And, even this reply is two points too far. In the past, someone making a post like yours would not feel the need to try and keep pushing the joke, because they would have recognized it hadn't landed.

>durp durp, /tg/ make something good!
>WHAT ABOUT SLAVERY?!?

Ha ha, how silly. But, let's make room for actual humor and creativity.';

'>>92592333
It was never meant to be funny. Imagine a world where slavery exists in every single nation. How would this affect society, global politics, how the world functions? Slavery in this world is so legitimate that slaves are seen as a basic commodity and trade good, a universal currency.';

'>>92592367
Now look, here's the part where you try and expand the idea and pretend you didn't just post a half-joke with no further context. Probably should have included your "Wait, hear me out! I'm serious" up front, except that would make even your unfunny joke lamer.
Do you want me to tell you what you're going to do next? It's kind of easy to guess now that you're going into full indignation mode.

Let's just cut the crap and settle on everything coming out of you as the result of you just being lonely and wanting attention, and you're settling for even me telling you why you need to start posting better. With that out of the way, how about you start posting better?';

'Instead of using armies to fight wars, nations instead use a group of dysfunctional powerful people to fight battles like a battle manga';

'>>92592419
This fucking guy';

'>>92591968
Pic related sets the general tone and feel of the scenario.';

'>>92591968
Cats can talk and are wise yet unpredictable. They are signs of forces unseen.';

'>>92591968
No such thing, /tg/ has been creatively dead since 2016 when election tourism caused /pol/ to bleed over into all the other boards. Anyone who actually had any creativity whatsoever has moved on to greener pastures or at the very least stopped wasting their ideas on low-IQ filth (I am in the latter category, fuck you and fuck this board and fuck everyone on it, none of you deserve shit from me for ruining this place).';

'>>92592693
Traveling through a forest is the most difficult and lucrative trade route, with the forest being a mess of evershifting enchantments.
Breadcrumbs are the name of trail markers, with trailblazers setting them but unseen "Crows" being blamed for taking them down.';

'>>92592367
>Imagine a world where slavery exists in every single nation.
That's called earth circa 300 years ago.
>How would this affect society, global politics, how the world functions?
The same way it affected the world we live in before it was rightfully abolished.
>Slavery in this world is so legitimate that slaves are seen as a basic commodity and trade good, a universal currency.
Unsustainable, as was proven in our world. Only backwards third-world shitholes still have it, most of them communist hellscapes.

TLDR it would just lead to a bunch of failed states or states that eventually abolish it in favor of better systems.';

'>>92592776
Wrong, faggot. I'm still here and make content. Just not for you.

>inb4

OSR Dark Elves that aren't drow for the ACKS system. This is the 2nd draft, still working on the 3rd and final.';

'>>92592255
>>92592792
Yeah, maybe let's just ignore these two.';

'>>92592820
>OSR
>"Content"
Lol, lmao even. Come back when you've actually made an entire TTRPG from scratch without just making a clone of the worst editions of the worst TTRPG ever made.';

'>>92592733
Just like all other animals known for being witches familiars. However only those who listen can understand them.';

'>>92592776
Blame r*ddit for nuking /r/TheDonald';

'>>92592117
>Ribbonfag pic
>the shittiest take imaginable
Every single time
Work on your art';

'>>92592820
Haven’t read yet (but will)
Easy fix for PC Dark Elves is tone down the cartoonishly evil stuff from DnD Drow as well as their exclusive subterranean nature.';

'>>92592807
>Only backwards third-world shitholes still have it, most of them communist hellscapes.
The United States is neither a third world shithole nor a communist hellscape';

'>>92593191
>being this much of a gay retarded newfag
holy shit never post on this webzone again';

'>>92591968
But there's already been good /tg/ settings. I can't name any but I know there are some good ones.';

'>>92592807
There are more slaves right now than there ever were in the entire history of mankind. Hell, there's a whole ass country in the Islamic part of the world where the foreign slaves outnumber the actual citizens by like three to one. We just don't call them slaves anymore because that word is offensive to involuntary, unpaid servants.';

'>>92593708
>xhe's mad
Dilate and work on your art';

'>>92594111
fuck off retard';

'>>92594447
Nice self-portrait, ribboncuck';

'>>92592117
Wish you recognized you have to work on your art.';

'>>92592861
Okay.

Your move, faggot.

>>92593194
Uh well, they're not cartoonishly evil but rather pragmatically evil (though they need human hosts to reproduce) and they don't all live underground - just the priviliged classes.';

'>>92592117
I can never decide between "spamming/ flooding" or "avatar or signature use". Which option do you guys choose when reporting ribbonspam?';

'You guys are the reason why we can't have nice things.';

'>>92593793
You cant name any because they don't exist.';

'>>92591968
Long time /tg/ lurker here. I'm working on the Quick Start for a new sci-fi/fantasy RPG. For the complete version so far, I have just over 600 polished pages in Microsoft Word that I'm dropping into a layout in InDesign. Some highlights:
>Original System (not d20)
>Tactical, Exploration and Social, with actually new mechanics that are easy to learn but can go deep
>25 Classes, with 2 subclasses each (so far, but I probably need to chill lol)
>Humans only as playable characters
>Noblebright to Nobledark setting packed with adventure, including malevolent aliens, lost civilizations, artificial intelligence and interplanetary travel via non-euclidian dungeons
>100% Solo passion project informed by my terminal love of Arthurian mythology, even the deep cuts like Powys, Marie de France and Geoffrey of Monmouth (and so, so much more)
>already have the website domain, going to throw the rules out there completely for free on a docusaurus instance called SWORD: System+World Online Reference Document

Be on the lookout, /tg/, and let me know if it would be cool to drop incremental versions for playtesting in their own thread later on';

'>>92594781
This has quite a bit of style, seriously. It needs a little bit more of an introductory and structure, but you're really off to a good start.';

'>>92596995
Well it was for my primary group of players so I was able to explain a lot of details in voice chat. Also, the fact that it's based on Cultist Simulator (which everyone should play) did some of the work for me.';

'>>92597245
Np at all, anon; just giving some constructive feedback. I've actually never even heard of Cultist Simulator until now. Keep going and finish it out, and I'm excited to see your next edition';

'>>92597330
Oh nah, I'm not gonna finish it. I added some house rules but that's about it. If I were to run this game again, I'd probably end up re-writing it completely.';

'>>92593191
You're still around? I thought a living cancer like you would have self-cannibalized by now.';

'>>92592117
>That can only happen if /tg/ finds its sense of humor again.
This won't happen anytime soon';

'>>92592419
This is the level of completely unaware autism that I come here for.';

'>>92592117
based retard';

'>>92592022
But it only applies to anime catgirls who love being sex-slaves, and infact get very uppity if anyone ever tries to un-enslave them. They even fought a whole war over this and won. You are legally required to give a catgirl headpats whenever she asks, or the nyastoppo pays you a visit. Like anime mamluks.';

'>>92600229
Such is the life of a catgirl on GOR.';

'You wish.';

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'>>92592419
I cannot believe you’re making me side with the slaveryfag';

'>>92593846
No one can refute this. The serf system never went away, you just started calling it “internship” and “work experience”';

'wowee another shitposting thread! It's almost like starting a thread in bad faith will encourage people to only post in bad faith.

Anyway here's my idea: the core mechanic consists of building alliances of noble houses via politicking and/or warfare. Each house has some specific units and bonuses that are made available upon alliance. You are very constrained in your own ability to exert power, raise troops, etc, so managing your alliances and finding synergies between different houses is crucial to victory. I'm thinking you could do this with a Catan-style hex grid and a randomised card deck. IDK tho.';

'>>92610116
How was this thread started in bad faith?';

'>>92592044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9FzgsF2T-s';

'>>92592117
Work on your art. Not because it is bad, but because the world is a bit more of a better place with more of it.';