'>>92598701
I can't fill this out, I don't have arms, you ableist.';

'>>92598763
Skill issue';

'>>92598763';

'>>92598777
Jackpot checked.

Anyways greens across the board if you can justify it in your setting.';

'>>92598701
hot women is fine, but sex is cringe in RPGs, unless it's rape in a grimdark setting, a bunch of men in a small room talking about having fictional sex would be gay';

'>>92598701
Thanks Anon, the toilet paper was running low and I really needed something to wipe my ass with.';

'>>92598701
All green, because I can separate fiction from reality.';

'>>92598701
I tried to fill this out so that it implied i was going to rape the GM but sadly i couldnt get the joke across';

'>>92598701
Alright, finished. When does the game start?';

'>>92600440
>Marked literally anything red.
Sorry, the DnDogshit drama-club table is that way, Anon.';

'>>92600440
I chuckled.';

'>>92598701
never
session 0 is a woke construct';

'>>92600440
arachnophobic much? i bet you secretly want to fuck spiders';

'>>92598701
>Eyeballs
>Real world religion
>Heatstroke
If you have genuine fears for anything like that you should be getting yourself checked in.';

'>>92600786
I think you are being a little insensitive right now. You don't know if someone's parent was attempted burned alive in a big stove by a religious cult, only for your preteen arms to reach into that oven and pull them out, but too late, their eyeballs had withered to nothing. Now you and your mother live on a hidden address but she's blind and every day you need to make sure there's nothing in the hallways that she can trip on. Personally I've known three people who had this happen to them.';

'Oh yeah, it's gaming time!';

'>>92600859
I love you Anon but you need to get used to bugs and spiders. I promise that they're more scared of you than you are of them, and they aren't mean.
See, look at this one!';

'>>92600821
Have they caught on yet that you sold them to that cult in the first place?';

'>>92600875
Firstly, spoiler your shit dude. And second, bugs and spiders got exoskeletons, I ain't dealing with that shit no more man I'm done with that life';

'>>92600859
>no bugs
>no spiders
>nothing with skeleton
can do';

'>>92598701
Here is my sheet.
Everything that was in the movies is okay.';

'>>92601003
There was police aggression in The Lord of the Rings?!?';

'Where's the part where you consent to the GM spitting in your face, even if he doesn't want to (it's a necessary part of the story arc between myself and tritagonists in my personal PC plot so he kind of has to).';

'>>92600978
Uh excuse me crustaceans also got exoskeletons. If I didn't know any better I'd say you guys only wanted this document to know my deepest weaknesses so you could exploit it';

'>>92601044
To elaborate, they all three have to spit in my face while berating me while I'm tied up naked in their dungeon. Then comes the spanking.';

'>>92598701
I'd be interested in knowing how a game could be run with everything in red.
But I'm willing to bet the kind of person who made this form didn't consider that possibility.';

'>>92601075
It couldn't. But it's the red flag that tells the GM to kick the player who submitted such a form.';

'>>92601052
If I didn't know any better I'd say you're just making fun of this, because planned game theme "Dinosaurs" is in direct conflict with the rest of the form, dinousaurs had... one of those things you didn't want. In fact it's pretty much all that's left of them nowadays.';

'>>92601014
There was no police, but Saruman (leader of the wizards) did imprison Gandalf and let him rot. Also Galadriel's elves (border police if you so want) at first forbidding the entry of Gimli and later blindfolding him and the whole fellowship. Probably some other issues too.';

'>>92601106
I'm not aware of any dinosaur romance';

'>>92601114
Also rohirrim horse patrols.';

'>>92600900
Don't change the subject we're talking about consent forms.';

'>>92598701
when game?
Verification not required.';

'>>92601133
Not looking hard enough';

'>>92601550';

'>>92601581';

'>>92598788
I think Fade to Black and Explicit are mutually exclusive.';

'>>92601550
>>92601581
>>92601600
Wow dude, just wow. I'm outta this thread';

'>>92601075
Ryuutama.';

'>>92600440
Kek, bless you anon, I was going to do literally the exact same joke minus the fill-ins down to Arachnophobia and Heat Stroke.

Which, really, begs the question as to why "heat stroke" is even in there. Who is severely traumatized by that? When has that ever come up in a tabletop game? How has this happened enough to end up on there?';

'You guys think your subtle and edgy and funny or whatever the fuck but you're not. No one else is laughing about these issues other than your other fellow antisocial incel losers on 4chan';

'>>92601765
>No one else is laughing about these issues other than your other fellow antisocial incel losers on 4chan
No shit, we're posting on that website';

'>>92601756
With that precise phrasing I'm like 90% sure it's a boy.
I guess heat stroke is relevant for games set in exceptionally hot/dry regions, not so much for fantasy Europe hills and woods.';

'>>92601756
There are lots of questions that are begged by that form, and I've been banned on different occasions for asking them.';

'>>92601765
I don't know about that, I've seen plenty of jokes about war and terrorism, especially after Putin's 2022 alzheimers attack. And jokes about sex are at least as old as the written word and probably a bit older.';

'>>92601679
>not being accustomed to Chuck Tingle shitposting
Lurk moar';

'>>92601808
>With that precise phrasing I'm like 90% sure it's a boy
NTA but yes ,read the manga and i can confirm it is a boy';

'>>92601075
bunnies collecting carrots RPG?';

'>>92601998
Bunnies live in burrows though, so Claustrophobia is built into the system';

'>>92601998
Sounds pretty cool. I'm down to be a bunny. Listen up, my hares, I am planning the greatest heist ever. Old Man Fredrick has the greatest collection of carrots this side of Nottingham, and get this, they're all stored right here in our woods.

>>92602043
In my Bunny RPG setting the bunnies live in small but spacious houses like the smurfs, or the wookies in the Star Wars Holiday Special.';

'>>92602149
Huh, you know I was about to say "Trigger Warning: Guns" for when Freddy breaks out his heirloom 3 barrel but it's nowhere on the sheet. Bunnies & Break-Ins is good to go!';

'Phoneposting
R8';

'>>92600786
>eyeballs
when my mom died the hospital asked if we would donate her eyes because they were the only organ she had that wasn't completely ravaged by cancer

i can't imagine myself getting butthurt about eyeballs being a factor in a TTRPG horror scenario, but i can imagine that someone who'd gone through the same having a bad time with it
>>92600440
kekked heartily';

'>>92600440
People laugh, but I actually play in an online ERP game like this. Sans spiders, obviously.';

'>>92602664
>ERP
>guro is yes';

'>>92602701';

'well, anon?';

'>>92598701';

'>>92600859
>I just want you to know, ballroom dancing is a hard maybe.';

'Wasn't there a version of this thing with spiders also printed on the mental health side and twice in horror? I remember pointing it out years ago.';