'No TQ? for shame.';

'>no tq
shit thread';

'undefined';

'When's the points changes?';

'Rolled 4, 3, 5, 5 = 17 (4d6)

>>92598909
rolling to see how many of those are women (-4 are women)';

'>>92598936
What's the point?';

'>>92598936
The metawatch article earlier month said april, and metawatch is usually on thursday. Its currently 11am britbong time so probably anywhere from 24-28 hours';

'I'M GONNA SAY IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME TEEGEE
I like some sniggers';

'undefined';

'>>92598952
the only inimicity towards snaggas comes from the erroneous fear of thinking they represent some kind of replacement towards normal orks';

'>>92598971
But primaris have already been phased out.
Now it's just marines.
If only we could get the tactical squad resculpted and mkvii helmets...';

'Rolled 1 (1d6)

roll em';

'>>92598932
It's not exactly obscure fluff, but I wonder how many anons begging for an EC codex can correctly name the circles of Slaanesh from first to sixth off the top of their head.';

'>>92598982
>But primaris have already been phased out.
They still exists just look at GW webstore.
Only reason why GW doesn't mention them primaris is because they are the default now in 40k.
It's why all new art is just primaris marines too with at best a mk7 token helmet.';

'>>92598987
Where's this from?
Obviously one of the ttrpgs but which one and in what context?';

'>>92598982
>But primaris have already been phased out.
See? It's already working!';

'>>92598987
>Cry for daddy who died crying for daddy
Are we sure space marines aren't women already?';

'>>92598997
Primaris storyline is still turbo shit and cheapened Cadia and Baal';

'can someone explain the setting vs story meme?';

'>>92598982
>But primaris have already been phased out.
>Now it's just marines.
How many canisters of copium to you consume per meal?';

'>>92598976
Some of the models are unpleasant I'll admit, but I think they've got more hits than misses on the whole. Which is more than I can say for much that we've seen since, except maybe nids. Nids refresh was fucking aces.';

'>>92599010
if you don't get the difference you wouldn't get the explanation either';

'>>92599006
GW would've cheapened those anyway no matter what.

GW is never going to kill off any first founding chapters.
>but muh IF during war of the beast
Still exist, all BT, CF, etc. are just Imperial Fists but with a different paint jobs.
Nevermind that they mostly used the geneseed from the successor chapters, not that many marines.';

'wow why is the old world thread so hostile to video game players? this thread seems fairly ok with people who are interested in the game because of dawn of war or rogue trader, but I made a post about total warhammer and they were absolutely seething.';

'Recently painted models anyone?';

'>>92599046
Nice fat fingers, friendo';

'>>92599040
their game only exists due to video game hype and they don't like it';

'Do you all realise that white dwarf stopped being good at issue 98 and warhammer spaceshit took a huge smelly plastic figure forced marketing shit and destroyed the uks thriving trpg scene for money selling shitty plastic crap to spoilt retarded children ? You are all basically enemies of humanity and I'm delighted about the announcement transsexual inquisitors today. Exactly what you deserve.';

'>>92598993
I'm a xenosfella but you sent me on a mildly interesting read, I appreciate that its at least somewhat different from the typical deadly sins/Dante's circles.';

'>>92598996
wrath and glory';

'>>92599010
The joke is that the game is a boring igougo slog.';

'>>92599067
>that grinning HR in the bottom right
kek';

'>>92599040
Kill yourself tranny';

'>>92599046
Whipped this one out in a week for KT.';

'>>92599067
>fella
Ukek redditor pls go';

'>>92598993
Cool art';

'>>92599046
Did 4 grey knights and an assassin';

'>>92599106
Bad lighting or did you forget to varnish this properly?';

'>>92599106
That knight leg is begging for some matt varnish';

'>>92599116
>>92599115
Not done with big knight.

I plan to do rust streaks before the matte varnish.

I'll finish it next week';

'>>92599046
I'll probably refrain from reposting until I've painted his converted superior.
>>92599085
Is the kneepad skull freehanded? Super sick.';

'>>92599010
Setting is like a sandbox where things happen practically unbound to typical notions of timely progression. Things are. You play your dudes in that sandbox, do what you want with them, and the story is static. You focus on the now, and what was before. The key is stagnation. You broaden the setting by exploring things at its periphery, but it never moves forward.

For a story, you still play in a sandbox, but more in the way that you play on top of an object that moves towards one of the edges of the sandbox. It's not all static anymore, your dudes are part of a story that moves in a direction, the future and what becomes of the story is as important as the past. Eventually, that ship you're sailing through the sandbox will get closer and closer to an edge, a moment where the setting as you know it will end, and will have to become something else or simply cease existing, or may just leave behind some of its core concepts.';

'>shoplifted angron from a store
What are the odds they suspect me of having the missing angron if I go in to play?';

'>>92599152
Just tell them you're trans and they won't dare kick you out';

'>>92598982
No chance of new tactical now that gw is refusing to have crossover model lines between their games. If you want tactical you're going to have to play heresy going forward';

'>>92598914
TQ how useless on a scale of 1-10 is GW that they can't even make new sculpts for a new game';

'>>92599140
so im assuming that people say 40k never moved forward prior to 7th?';

'>>92599067

Tyranids having flesh guns is absolutely retarded and makes me not want to play with or against tyranids.';

'>>92599040
Fuck off vg tourists deserve the rope you faggot';

'>>92599179
your opinion is objectively wrong';

'>>92599179
>noooo you can't be freaky and unusual, you can't biomorph, you have to be shitty critters with fangs or I get the ick!';

'>>92599179
Marines not having females is absolutely retarded and makes me not want to play with or against marines.';

'>>92599179
Thats because you regard them as animals or sophisticated ants and not biomancy-wielding race of proxy bodies piloted by Tsathoggua-like godlike entity, which they are.';

'>>92599106
You mentioned exactly one thread ago that you didn't paint any of the grey knights and you got them all for 130$, and then posted that shitty wardog. Eat shit larper';

'>>92599085
Damn anon, this deserves better pictures';

'>>92599199
It doesn't matter what they are, NOTHING should have a gun made of meat because that's clownshit stupid as a concept.';

'>>92599152
>>shoplifted angron from a store
>What are the odds they suspect me of having the missing angron if I go in to play?
They already saw you take it anyway.
Most thieves are really dump when it comes to stealing, they are like people who are trying to masturbate in secret, you think no one else sees or knows what is happening, but they do.';

'>>92599196
Why would anyone want to see a woman?';

'Ork Nobs are so small';

'>>92599152
>bragging about stealing literal childrens toys
You are such a loser it's actually impressive';

'>>92599210
>that's clownshit stupid as a concept
Oh so it's perfect for warhammer. What are you doing here then?';

'>>92599220
he wasn't stealing it from a child so it's ok';

'>>92599213
I was wearing a covid mask and a hat and that plus weight loss is going to make me look a lot different';

'>>92599152
Ben, you’d have had to leave your room in order to shoplift, and you never leave your room.';

'>>92599210
No its not
if you want to propel a projectile with high accuracy, you practically need a guiding mechanism such as a barrel
Another pointj is yes, the meme is true and its about horsecocks and dog cocks and Giger influences being a spin on the Alien(s) heritage of the fakshun
>that's clownshit stupid as a concept
Might as well discard most of biopunk or some say ribofunk . . . genre at which point your complaint is as stupid as any other nitpicking in regards to 40k realism';

'I travel from city to city. I go into stores and sweep a random players mid game casualties into my swag bag and sprint out. I have done this over two dozen times at different stores and never been caught.';

'>>92599226
>covid mask and a hat and that plus weight loss is going to make me look a lot different
If you have been there before or you know from before wearing a mask doesn't help hide your identity.
Same with the hat.

Also if you're banking on weight loss, I assume you are planning to take 2-3 years to paint the damn model.';

'>>92599131
>Is the kneepad skull freehanded?
Yes
>>92599202
I took those in the half hour between finishing him and taking him to the game. Will take some proper lightbox ones later.';

'>>92599040
>interested in the game because of dawn of war or rogue trader
What if my first exposure to Warhams was Fire Warrior?';

'>>92599217
Because musclemommies!!!';

'>>92599231
>tube goes through arm
why?';

'>>92598909
>>92598939
It was never explicitly stated that all Custodies are male, or even human. I want black female ork custodies because of this.';

'>>92599257
Light body horror, to show that their form will be twisted and mangled to accommodate for the symbiote
Most of their gun arms are like that to some degree';

'>>92599257
Why not? Nature is dumb and makes stupid "design" decisions all the time. Just look at the urethra and prostate, for example. Shit stupid';

'>>92599196
You're a mentally ill transexual though, people don't want you at the table.';

'Will we ever get a story campaign of Chaos vs Nids? Surely the Chaos gods are getting nervous about Nids wiping out all the souls they need';

'>>92599222
>being a thief is okay if I don't like them
Sub human cope';

'>>92599287
we had two Shadowbrink Wars
I mean they have also been reinforcing Hivemind being Chaos-god level entity for a decent while already, so this does make sense, but I doubt a modern "campaign" with model releases yet without Imperium's direct involvement is feasible';

'>>92599046
The meganobz+warboss here were recently touched up to add scratches and damage to the armor.
>>92599219
They're fine. Bigger than a boy, smaller than meganob. They're a good size for what they are, which is slightly elite infantry.
They look small next to a warboss or a megaboss because those models are huge, and for good reason. They're the boss.';

'>>92599287
>Surely the Chaos gods are getting nervous about Nids wiping out all the souls they need
nids exist in one universe, chaos plays the great game over infinite';

'>>92599262
>Light body horror, to show that their form will be twisted and mangled to accommodate for the symbiote
And who is it for?
For the random guards man who'll get swarmed by thousands of those fuckers in 20 seconds or less while they try to gnaw his face off?

The whole "tyranids are about body horror" thing has always been stupid because it adds nothing, nor does it even have a good explanation anyway, especially considering the fact that tyranids whole point is extreme biological efficiency in all things.
Body horror works because it is intentional twisting something like a hand, into something like a mouth, which means your hand starts to sprout teeth and shit and otherwise horribly mangling your limbs.

Meaning your bio mechanical efficiency goes down, because your arms are meant to be arms, turning it into a mouth helps you none and also it is a shit mouth as well because it might not even have a connection to digestive tract, or it's a horribly mangled mouth that can barely open anyway.
Also it is useless and unnecessary anyway because you already have a piehole that you can stuff full of food as much as you like.';

'>>92599210
>it's stupid because I think it's stupid
>meanwhile space wizards, space elves, blue communist cow aliens, angry British fungus, evil space wizards, power rangers with bird wings, guys who are sick all the time but don't get sick, guys who die and reappear for no reason, flying skulls that think, machines with souls, space gods, living metal skeletons, and guys who wear laced leather boots in space, guys made of feelings, etc all exist in canon
Bruh, you play a game made up entirely of stupid shit, you just don't like that one';

'>>92599312
>>meanwhile space wizards, space elves, blue communist cow aliens, angry British fungus, evil space wizards, power rangers with bird wings, guys who are sick all the time but don't get sick, guys who die and reappear for no reason, flying skulls that think, machines with souls, space gods, living metal skeletons, and guys who wear laced leather boots in space, guys made of feelings, etc all exist in canon
Because those make sense and aren't stupid.
Unlike tyranid fleshlight guns.';

'>>92599228
Meme getting cringier by the day';

'>>92598993
Probably would be mentioned in the codex';

'>>92599311
>And who is it for?
For us nimrod, the guys who buy and appreciate the models.
>extreme biological efficiency in all things
No they're not, they're supposed to look cool. No part of warhammer is about efficiency or effectiveness. They have big bone swords cause it looks cool and everyone carries swords in warhammer.';

'>>92599106
Retard pretending to paint badly spotted';

'>>92599311
>And who is it for?
The modeller? The player? Obviously I was talking visual design and not in-univerese intimidation.
Tyranids are meant to tap into (and steal from) xenomorph/giger, dinosaurs, crustaceans and Cthulhu pulp fiction to a lesser extent. These design help channel that.
>The whole "tyranids are about body horror" thing has always been stupid because it adds nothing
Warhammer is all about style over substance and NONE of the factions in the game could withhold the level of "logical" scrutiny that you are exerting. But the reason you're stuck up on it is either because you don't know how real animals work or you know too much how real animals work and you're autistic about it, which wouldn't be any different from historicals or /k/fags complaining about gun designs of other factions.
>Body horror works because it is intentional twisting something like a hand, into something like a mouth, which means your hand starts to sprout teeth and shit and otherwise horribly mangling your limbs.
>Meaning your bio mechanical efficiency goes down, because your arms are meant to be arms, turning it into a mouth helps you none and also it is a shit mouth as well because it might not even have a connection to digestive tract, or it's a horribly mangled mouth that can barely open anyway.
That's a very narrow definition that you have wrought yourself.
>>92599329
This, pretty much
>>92599319
>magic makes sense because I can handwave it as being nonsense already
Well guess what silly, tyranids are a very magic-y faction, even as far as pure crunch is concerned.
Might as well complain about necron handwave-y "science as magic" bs.';

'Predictions/hopes for the dataslate?

All of mine are focusing on points because the ork codex is my dataslate.
Going up in points
>Boyz
>Meganobz
>Squighogs
>Kanz
Going down in points
>Beastboss+mozrog
>Deff dread (I really hope)
>Stompa
The rest I don't really care about';

'>>92599337
I wonder if its one guy who saves all anons model posts and reposts them like a schizo pretending its his';

'>>92599329
>For us nimrod
Yeah, I don't see it.
Most tyranid "body horror" just looks dumb.
It doesn't even look gross or interesting.
>>extreme biological efficiency in all things
>No they're not, they're supposed to look cool.
No, the lore says otherwise. Tyranid's point is extreme biological efficiency. You only think shit like this looks cool because you're deluded moron who doesn't even understand half the shit.';

'>>92599200
I just painted these ones literally today. I'm not done with these specific ones yet.

Things can change when time passes from one moment to another friend. Time is linear.

Do you have brain troubles?';

'>>92599353
>I have unpainted models see I'm really hobbying
Pretty sad anon';

'>>92599362
I don't want to do those exact ones yet because I'm waiting for my friend to 3d print me a bunch of flamers

Specifically these ones :)';

'>>92599366
If you were going to ever paint your models you'd have finished basing your knights and probably finished basecoating those gk you didn't paint yesterday';

'So I don't own a single SM model, but I really like the Lamenters and I figured I should get at least a single model to paint as a Lamenter. What models do you think would make for a good option? If I really feel like it I might get a box of some squad just for kitbashing options but I'm mainly looking for a single model more than anything. Kinda leaning towards these legion praetor models at the moment but I'm just trying to find something I like.';

'>>92599352
>flesh parting from flesh to accomodate for a parasite/symbiote is dumb and not real body horror
wew lad
Also your whole take "body horror is inherently counter-productive to natural order and evolution" you voiced above is a silly stance that doesn't hold ground against most IRL forms of parasitism. Take sacculina, a barnacle that grows into male crab exoskeleton, castrates it and then makes it act like a female pregnant crab with an eggsack to perpetuate its lifecycle.';

'>>92599370
Why do you care so much? Is it autism?';

'>>92599352
>Yeah, I don't see it.
We know you don't, if you did you'd think they look cool.
>No, the lore says otherwise
The lore says a lot of things when the models are simply trying to look cool. Warhammer is an image-based setting where being really cool is more important than anything else.';

'>>92599348
>>magic makes sense because I can handwave
No, it does make perfect sense and it has been extensively explained as to why.

It's Warp energy.
It has already been established that the Warp does not follow the same laws of physics, time, relativety or even time.
So a psyker being able to summon a fire ball and fling it at you or give you the palpatine treatment makes sense.
Because they are harnessing the very essence, the power of the Warp itself, a thing that has been time and time again established to be able to do whatever the fuck you want.

You only view it as "not making sense" because you're a retard and a lorelet.
But this isn't surprising since you're retarded bug brained fabric muncher moth.

>The modeller? The player?
That's a non-answer.
And it is still shit.
>Tyranids are meant to tap into (and steal from) xenomorph/giger, dinosaurs, crustaceans and Cthulhu pulp fiction to a lesser extent. These design help channel that.
No, their entire point is extreme biological efficiency, read a book once in a while.
And no, none of these designs "help" bridge or channel that.
Most of the body horror designs of tyranids look like shit that no one besides tyranids whales like.
Like the retarded "light artillery" gaunts, which are shit and stupid.';

'>>92599303
>which is slightly elite infantry.
Lorelet';

'>>92599377
Because you're pretending to do something we all put time and effort into, and trying aquire praise for something you aren't doing. If you actually painted you would understand but you're just another second hand hoarder';

'>>92598993
>name the circles of Slaanesh from first to sixth
1
2
3
4
5
6';

'>>92599383
Care to correct me instead of just name-calling? I admit my knowledge of them is based mostly on the game.
Otherwise I assume that they'd be next in line to be warboss should the current one die. However, that doesn't mean they should be as big as him. They're not the boss yet.';

'>>92599376
>>flesh parting from flesh to accomodate for a parasite/symbiote is dumb and not real body horror
Yeah it really is not when it just looks like a badly tacked on shit.
Nevermind that it doesn't even look spooky in anyway.
You want real body horror?
Go watch the Thing. Or just look at any of the Dark Eldar models, those do actual body horror and do it well.
>Also your whole take "body horror is inherently counter-productive to natural order and evolution" you voiced above is a silly stance that doesn't hold ground against most IRL forms of parasitism.
No, it makes perfect sense.
Your entire image already proves it, don't be an idiot.';

'Thousand sons vs Space Wolves box when?';

'>>92599382
You're making an awful lot of posts just to say "I don't like tyranids and thus I don't think anyone else should."
How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?';

'>>92599382
>It's Warp energy.
Warp entirely relies not even on mumbo-jumbo pseudoscience that necrons do, the whole gimmick is that Warp doesn't make sense and completely violates laws of thermodynamics, timespace and continuity and so on. And guess what? Tyranids are, by fluff, more Immaterium than they are meat.
The meat nids are just blood cells of the Warp-entity that drives it.
>Like the retarded "light artillery" gaunts, which are shit and stupid.
The heavy gun used by termagants has literally a different name and stat block from the gun used by barbgaunts. Similar looks, but they're different enough for GW to acknowledge it, namely lacking the brain-burrowing symbiote.
>No, their entire point is extreme biological efficiency, read a book once in a while.
I am confident I have read way more nid fluff than you ever did and I can namedrop increasingly niche shit about them.
It also doesn't help that you can't separate information from design interviews from their in-universe fluff.
As to the "No" part of your response, literally read about their visual design
>https://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=96905.0';

'>>92599287
>nervous
You don't understand the nature of what Chaos God is.';

'>>92599400
>Or just look at any of the Dark Eldar models, those do actual body horror and do it well.
>parasite burrowing into brain and mangled limbs making way for flesh tubes
>FUCK OFF WITH THAT MADE UP NONSENSE
>stitches and mangled flesh making way for metal tubes
>SO TRUE
disingenuous at best lmao';

'>>92599388
Ah yes, it was autism';

'>>92598961
>that pic
tau are almost as bad as the orkz
>10 unit battle line with 2A rifles
>mandatory leader that gives them all +1A
>sustained fire 2
>spotters can let them reroll 1's on hit and wound rolls
>one of the most popular ways to play the army is to take several of these battlelines and put them on transports
>the new combat patrol makes it dirt cheap to build an army up to do this bullshit';

'>>92599350
One guy(ben) saves his own memes and posts to repost them constantly.';

'>>92599428
How would a melee-only Tau army vs. a shooting-only ork army go?';

'>>92598932
>Today I am going to argue about obscure Warhammer lore with strangers on the internet
The Severan Dominate should return to the current Warhammer lore as an officially sanctioned non Imperial-Non chaos aligned renegade faction.

I am objectively correct so I don't have to argue my points.';

'>>92599436
I bet the new kroot could manage it';

'>>92599436
Orks are on paper supposed to be able to run shooting through mass of firepower, they just usually forget to give it any support or synergy. Shoota boys always looked cooler, so that's a pity.';

'>>92599219
repose them';

'>>92599438
>reasonable faction enjoyer
gay';

'>>92599436
The battleline has pistols, does that count as melee?';

'>>92599447
That head is abnormally small for the nobz. Is that from the Boyz kit?';

'>>92599460
Beast Snagga.

I like my orks pinheaded. Body gets bigger, head stays the same.';

'>>92599362
assembling the models is the funnest part of the hobby';

'>>92599460
Da jaw makez it look bigga';

'>>92599469
Fair enough, if that's the effect you're going for, it's definitely showing.';

'>>92599474
I find it makes them overall 'look' bigger, especially next to newer boyz kit.';

'>>92599438
Sevran Dominate will return as an officially sanctioned non Imperial-Non chaos aligned renegade faction of Votann';

'>>92599480
I can't say I agree but the model does look good with the repose. I love the current nobz kit, so I don't understand the hate it gets.';

'>>92599482
Except it was already heavily hinted at that the leadership of the Severan Dominate was chaos aligned, they just did a really good job of hiding it.

Of course, we all know GW doesn't care about established lore anymore so...';

'>>92599482
I'm okay with this. They can be a good substitute for their lack of tech priests.
That dwarven alliance thing could probably make them a bit like the Warhammer Fantasy Empire in the Warhammer 40k universe attacked on all sides even by the Imperium itself. They just now need to be somewhat allied or "mutually getting along" with an eldar craftworld or exodites.';

'>>92598993
Art reminds me of the Mergo Attendents from Bloodborne. Little demon children jesters and men in pregenant women armour would be cool and fitting slaanesh cutlists design';

'>>92599526
>alliance
You've got it completely wrong, anon. The Sevran Dominate was ALWAYS votann and nothing but votann :^)';

'>>92599373
You should get what you like ultimately, if you like that model then go for it.
I think its a little cluttered with details that overwhelm the armour beneath. I would suggest something more basic looking like this Lieutenant.';

'>>92599530
Personally I'm reminded of Warhammer.';

'>stock plummeting
>new boxes unsold
>10e flopping
>CFO jumping ship
All of this because of woke shit, how long until the apology?';

'>>92598993
The funny thing is that is lore you would find in the Chaos Daemons codex and I'm fairly certain has never been detailed in any CSM book.';

'>>92599055
How is this anyone’s problem or in anyone’s sphere of influence?
>You are all basically enemies of humanity and I'm delighted about the announcement transsexual inquisitors today.
Someone sounds upset lmao.';

'>>92599199
>Thats because you regard them as animals or sophisticated ants and not biomancy-wielding race of proxy bodies piloted by Tsathoggua-like godlike entity, which they are.
I like the description anon thats a really cool way to describe them, but why did you choose Tsathoggua as the god-like entity (I don't know much about Tsathoggua)';

'>>92599555
They would need to issue one, too. Or at least an explanation as equally revisionist as that misbegotten tweet. They can't just pretend it never happened or the boycott will continue.';

'>>92599566
>but why did you choose Tsathoggua as the god-like entity (I don't know much about Tsathoggua)
He is pretty singlemindedly hungry, thats it
Although I guess the fact that he is lazy about it doesn't quite fit';

'>JSJ is an iconic staple of the Tau Empire for years
>nerf it hard at the launch of 10th then completely take it away from them in the codex
>but give it to a new kroot who can do it for free every single turn
Krootbros rise up, this is our empire now.';

'>>92599555
>stock plummeting
Where? Its recovering';

'>>92599571
>He is pretty singlemindedly hungry, thats it
Very reasonable anon, him being lazy/sleepy can be interpreted as the hive mind of the tyranids actually (plot twist!) being asleep. Any interaction of it is just the hivemind dreaming, same with its tactical choices this is the level it operates at while sleeping and dreaming of feeding';

'>>92599573
>Look at me, I'm the Shas'O now';

'>>92599573
Almost like one character doing it is different than your army doing it

Almost like 10e is not 4e';

'>>92599544
Some great sculpts on that team. Nice to see gluttony represented.';

'>>92599577
the joke is that none of the things he said are really happening anon';

'>>92599590
>Nice to see gluttony represented
Now you feel seen!';

'>>92599423
Nah, DEldar just do it better.
Nid "body horror" isn't body horror and it is just boring.';

'>>92599412
>but da warpo
It still makes sense.
You're just a retard.';

'>>92599538
This model is too plain. It really needs a cape or at least a rock or something for one foot to stand on.';

'>>92599311
you're dumb and autistic
it's for the collector, silly';

'Watcha working on /40kg/? Got the side door done on this land raider. Still a bunch of hull in the middle section to highlight before I can glue it together. Also requesting chaos related pinupesque art reference that I can freehand on the front part of the hull.';

'>>92599606
>>92599608
>2 word rebuttals without refutation
I snackaccept your satisccession';

'>>92599615
Nah, because it looks like shit.';

'>>92599618
I don't refute anything, you're just retarded.
Why explain color to a blind man?';

'>>92599619
Nah, it looks cool, marines are more up your sped';

'>>92599616
Looks good anon, like it's sitting on a surface shining light upwards instead of from the top. It's a neat effect
I'm working on adding damage to my dudes, shown in >>92599303';

'>>92599593
The kroot box is going unsold though, because its a blood of the phoenix tier bad deal. The CFO did liquidate 70% of their stock and had already quit
Its more like 2 truths 2 lies';

'>>92599623
You're the one arguing from an emotionally-charged position lmao';

'>>92599616
The humidity was finally under 65% so I tested some automotive filler primer on some basic 3d printed walls. Layer lines are still visible, even on the one that I gave the full blast. Now I just gotta let it completely dry, sand it, then wait another month or two for the humidity to drop again.';

'>>92599176
>for a new game
did i miss something or did they alrerady release something in reclamation for that last weeks 40k shitstorm';

'>>92599628
Hello, Savathun.';

'>>92599628
The stock isn't plummeting either and the other boxes (including custards) sold in the usual seconds. So at best 0.5 truths 3.5 lies.';

'>>92599628
It not much of a "deal" but it's an ok and fun box for a niche new detachment. The problem is that it's a fucking kroot box, the one of the most irrelevant subfactions in the game. I honestly don't know what the fuck they were thinking. Maybe the Into the Dark killteam box selling well tripped them up and made them think people wanted more Farstalkers.';

'>>92599610
>This model is too plain.
Naw, you are.';

'>>92599179
You are a fucking retard and we are better off with you';

'>>92599652
>pic
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.';

'>>92599616
Building new mandrakes. They're super mono pose but come with tons of extra arms and heads so I guess it isn't too bad. Much better than the old resin kit at least. Although I don't understand what mad CAD man decided to cut some of the fire hands in half or make the skirts three pieces that have to be glued together in a circle.';

'>>92599616
AoS stuff';

'>>92599660
How dare you';

'>>92599219
As an ork player coming back to the hobby I don't mind the nobz kit, I'm used to painting the old boyz so for me they are much bigger and easier to paint';

'>>92599659
Am I cringe for thinking these look like AoS models.';

'>>92599616
nothing really. my motivation seems to be at an ebb';

'>>92599630
Pot calling the kettle black.';

'>>92599643
>the other boxes (including custards) sold in the usual seconds
Nope, simply not true. You can even verify this yourself by looking up the custard boxes. Nice try, GW-kun, but you no longer control this narrative.';

'>>92599666
Mandrakes are basically Daemon Eldar, so it kinda fits.
>>92599663
I can't help it, I have a problem.';

'>>92599670
Nice saying but no, anon has received elaborate responses without resorting to adhom and if all he can respond with "your a fag" then he is the butt of the joke.';

'>They're actually planning on killing off the most based Eldar aka Vect to shill a girlboss Druhkari named Lelith Hesperax
Why';

'>>92599666
I mean, they kind of are. Is that necessarily a bad thing though? AoS has some cool sculpts.';

'>>92599672
looks pretty sold out to me?';

'>>92599672';

'How often do you think people/xenos come across dead astartes from forgotten and lost chapters across planets/ space hulks/ secret bases.';

'>CFO of GW dumps her stock and quits
Oh please let this whole backlash result in their prices going down for all models.';

'>>92599616
ogryns and hellhound from the xerox 1st cheapskates';

'>>92599683
You don't really think they're going to kill Vect do you? How many 40k books actually run their opening premise straight without any twists?';

'>>92599686
These are pretty good models, it's a shame elves are gay faggots for losers';

'>>92599693
fake news, shes just retiring and selling stocks during the time of year shes allowed to to not be insider trading. Literally a nothing burger hyped by right wing grifiter losers';

'>>92599682
Nope, they are doing the same thing.
They got emotions in this race too because they are mad because someone insulted the tyranids.';

'>>92599693
Retard';

'>>92599692
Farsight got his weeaboo sword from an Alpha Legion planet and the tau thought the ruins were from some ancient and mysterious race that's long extinct';

'>>92599628
Afaik the only recent box to not really sell well is the Darkoath box, because most of those sculpts are awful and STD don't really care about the most boring marauder cultists GW could put out.';

'>>92599696
I expect the worst';

'>>92599683
Unironically what is wrong with a so-called girl boss character? She's a not a newly created character and has been there from the start, she's undeniably a flawed character who had lots of struggles to get where she is, and she occupies a unique niche in her society that venerates females as battle artists specifically for honing their craft to deadly perfection. She's not replacing anyone because there was no pre-existing male character that held her station.';

'>>92599447
Kino model. Head looks fine.';

'>>92599708
The Imperium runs being ancient and mysterious is a really cool idea that should be used more.
Humanity being the ancient powerful near mythical galatic empire that is somehow still around in greant strength (like the grox from spore) should be used more';

'>>92599719
>what is wrong with a so-called girl boss character?';

'>>92599701
we know, we know. since the founding of the first ten thousand, there is no war in ba sing se, blah blah blah';

'>>92599704
>actually the person who provided concise points is just as bad as the person who reduced themselves to blatant name-calling, because both have emotions!
Might as well say that no discussion matters because behind it lies human psyche which predominantly is driven by belief, self-preservation and emotion. What a reductionist statement.';

'>>92599693
>cfo
>her
No Wonder this company is going to shit';

'>>92599732
You joke but those retards don't get the GW retcons have always be retroacrtive, C'tan being a reality beings version of the chaos gods as warp beings, necrons exsiting, mandrakes going from gimp deldar to shadow daemons etc etc';

'>>92599727
Other than the tau, the other factions are either even more ancient than the imperium, or wouldn't give a single fuck about any of that bullshit';

'>>92599719
>She's not replacing anyone
The premise is that anon is fearing she is going to kill vect and replace him as head of the adarki aeldarii';

'>>92599693
I beg you people please learn something about how the world works.
C suite execs are not allowed to dump close to a million in shares at their convenience, all this shit is talked with the company and greenlit months before.
The first thing you see when a company has REALLY fucked up is a PR blitz or big announcements to distract from the issue at hand, not the C-suite dumping shares.';

'>>92599732
by the way apparently they plan to omit the whole ba sing se gaslighting dynamic from the netflix series. perhaps it made the producers feel self conscious

https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/4186703/Netflixs-ATLA-Will-remove-the-war-in-Ba-Sing-Se

they are manipulating you. they are liars and control freaks';

'For those who missed it. Summary of the lore/story of "Kill Team: Nightmare" aka the Night Lords vs Mandrakes box:
https://pastebin.com/d5mJbYDP

Are you happy, Batmarines fans? You got some spotlight, the first since the Night Lords series.';

'>>92599754
This was such a wanted opertunity to release a "Citizens of the Imperium" kill team. Imagine a bunch of NLs hunting down Ratling Slopper, Imperial Clerk, Venerated Veteran (invalid beggar) etc. etc.';

'>>92599737
Just because you can provide a consice point, it doesn't mean you're right or that you aren't emotionally charged.
I can already tell you are getting upset by constant rebuttals and backhands.

And I'm not going to stop because I have no reason to.';

'>>92599746
She's not an Archon though. She can kill, but she can't command. She has a cult of personality and some Ynnari backing, but she has no leverage or power over the upper echelons of Commoragh society. No political power.';

'>>92599536
Now the cabal has gone too far :(';

'>>92599761
She leads her own wych cult.

Wych cults are one type of the power houses in the Dark City.';

'>>92599754
I think GW were smart making the shadow daemon elves spookier and the 'winner' over space marines flavoured as terrorists and slasher villians. Elves get so few wins space marines shouldn't be the best at everything. I LOVED this part
>The ocean known as the Tumult was among the most affected regions. Clouds above the ocean twisted into miles-long heretical symbols, building-sized fangs emerged from the ocean, and a forest of grasping water hands manifested.

>The Admech and Imperials sought salvation from the tainted waves inside their holdings and rigs but found themselves beset by the tainted sea life. The swarms of the sea monsters pulled entire structures beneath the waves.

>But what horrified the Imperials more than the swarms was the fact that these monsters were only fleeing the titanic creatures stirring from the ocean's trenches. Slowly the ocean's behemoths rose from the waves and brought with them a new meaning of fear for the unfortunates caught in their wake.

Like the 4th Tyrannic war fluff this is peak 40k perfectly descrbied. Massive in scale, horrfying and unique in execution and doesn't outstay its welcome or get over described, just enough to get a good idea of it but retain the mystery. Very good fluff
>With the stasis field cut, fathomless darkness and frost spread from the obelisk. What followed was long-fingered hands emerging from the obelisk's mirrors.
Also a great few lines, terrific imagery';

'>>92599759
>Just because you can provide a consice point, it doesn't mean you're right or that you aren't emotionally charged.
Whoever at least makes an attempt at proving their point with argument is far closer to being right than the person who has to resort for one-sentence insult responses. You concede any sort of argumentation and void your points null if all you can respond to a person is "you're dumb and mad" unprompted and unprovoked. It's just basics of civil discussion.';

'>>92599761
In current year 40k, That would just get handwaved away with something that basically boiles down to "and she killed and threatened everyone who didn't want her to be queen of Cammorragh, there is no internal strife"';

'>>92599758
There are enough Imperium kill teams. Tyranids need one next.';

'>>92599761
surely a book focusing on her couldn't possibly be able to provide asspulls';

'>>92599758
you want a ratling coomer and veteran in a wheel chair standing toe to toe with night lords chaos marines, dimwit?';

'>>92599777
Next Kill Team box is Kin Whalers vs GSC.';

'>>92599784
Kill-Team already allows for some silly shit, like a Custodes getting killed by a bird or Tyranid warriors getting bitten to death by a dog.';

'>>92599784
no, of course, the point is making them win';

'>all this talk about gw stock
>read someone saying "worth less than toilet paper"
>check it
>down less than 3% over the month
>less than 1% over 6 months
lol
that being said good moment to short if you truly believe this will collapse the company';

'>>92599751
You're telling me there is no "there is no war in ba sing se" in ba sing se? Isn't that a little too meta?';

'>>92599784
It seems like you're a dimwit for not getting the joke, you autistic retard :^)
The Imperial citizens would probably miss a couple of toes after the game, though.';

'>>92599470
Stick to legos little jimmy';

'>>92599701
>fake news
Yes and I’m going to keep on spreading it because it benefits my position.';

'>>92599770
>if you make an attempt
I can make an attempt to fly to prove I'm a bird, doesn't mean it works or that I'm a bird.';

'>>92599777
but what unit?
gaunts kill team?
stealers kill team?
warriors kill team?
raveners kill team?
shrikes kill team?
lictors kill team?';

'>>92599801
Shockingly, people who don't normally talk about stocks should be ignored when they start talking about stocks';

'>>92599046
Painted an ebay rescue rhino, shoved it in my fridge, and then realized I forgot to paint the headlights';

'>>92599754
As much as I hate Night Lords jobbing to everything, I have to agree with >>92599769 Mandrakes winning is far better than NL winning.';

'>>92599821
ripper swarm swarm';

'>>92599824
cool';

'>>92599827
Did the Night Lords really lose, though? It wasn't a total wipeout. They lose 4 marines + their leader. There are still some of the Kill Team remaining.';

'>>92599824
What's in the Tupperwares';

'>>92599821
Genestealers feel like the most obvious thing to make a team based on, but the new Von Ryan's Leapers are described in such terms that their pack hunter shtick has an almost perfect overlap with the definition of a kill team.';

'>>92599820
Hair-splitting, you're just trying to latch on the polite language I used. The situation at hand is that in the face of good faith argument you resorted to name-calling, without even addressing the point being made. I personally wouldn't care if you decided to call someone a fag or the such if you at least made counter-points, but you didn't bother to.';

'>>92599719
Always comes off as an obnoxious unlikeable character and usually at the expense of other more established characters. Usually a warning sign for a Mary Sue too.';

'>>92599754
>Soon, the surviving Skitarii of the shrine found themselves beset by packs of cannibal tech mutants whose mutations grew more horrific by the hour.
Classic GW to come up with a way more interesting match-up in a throwaway line of fluff';

'>>92599844
Top one’s rice, bottom is my roommate's stir fry';

'>>92599854
Someone called Lelith Hesperax the "Harley Quinn" of 40k and that seems kind of apt. She's a total nobody that gets weirdly pushed.';

'give me a quick rundown on what kill team is
is it new warhammer 40k in 40 minutes or variation of necromunda that was already remade few years ago

many people seem to gravitate towards it so i assume its a skirmish game you can basically play with one troop box but is it any good';

'>>92599870
Isn't she supposedly just some talented gladiatrix?';

'>>92599875
It's a skirmish game but not tied to world of necromunda and you can usually use miniatures you already had, but there are some exclusive miniatures released just for it which then also sometimes get ported back to 40k to use in your bigger armies
Completely different ruleset from 40k but there is more interconnected-ness between it and 40k than there is between 40k and munda';

'>>92599842
Afaik actual results don't really come in until new season start, like how the start of this one mentions the Beastmen team surviving and setting up a cult camp on the planet, the Dark Eldar propping up a torture base, and the Arbites getting swarmed and eaten by mutants.';

'>>92599683
I seriously doubt this, Vect is the biggest Mary Sue in (D)Eldar lore and whenever anyone seems like they have a chance against him he comes out stronger because of various bullshit. If anything I'd expect her to get back to his side now that the Ynnari plotline stalled.';

'>>92599666
You’re cringe for saying that since you started the hobby after AoS already started, newfag';

'>>92599683
>Lelith stabs Vect on his throne
>Stands there a moment looking at his corpse in silence
>Vect walks back in with a fresh new body and asks if that made her feel better
>She stabs him again
>He walks back in again';

'>>92599902';

'>>92599616
Still working away on my Sentinel. Need to try to salvage the pilots face after a fuck up and paint the chainsaw.';

'>>92599875
People gravitate towards it because it's objectively more fun than 10th behind a $50 buy-in to start playing at your LGS. No $160 combat patrol to get started, then a 2nd combat patrol and 5 misc boxes to get a full army going. No updating your list and buying new shit to fill it back out every points change. Worst case is some killteams might have to spend an extra $10-20 on ebay to have all the bits needed to all have options.';

'>>92599746
If anyone ever did that it would probably be Malys but that just feels wrong because she's a Cegorach proxy and besides clowns helped Vect become a living muse.';

'Any advice for dealing with custodes at 500 points? I feel like I’m just going to have to feed the bikes delicious sacrifices and earn VP versus ever winning the actual combat.';

'>>92599924
oh and it has alternating activations instead of i go u go';

'>>92599877
Rather she's the best. She's the foremost succubus of the most powerful wych cult and she's the star gladiatrix of Vect's own colosseum. There's nobody above her on the ranking ladder.';

'>>92599936
>Any advice for dealing with custodes at 500 points
Yeah, refuse to play that.';

'>>92599936
Earning VP is how you win so you are playing the game correctly.';

'How come most warhammer properties outside of the wargame are so shit?';

'>>92599936
Tell them to fuck off and play at a real points value';

'>>92599937';

'>>92599943
Is it that bad? I did the math and it would take like 2.5 turns of shooting for my entire list to consistently kill a single bike. It’s a little screwed.
>>92599944
I’m running unending swarm Tyranids in an escalation league so it’s my only choice most games.';

'>>92599947
Autistic, tasteless fanbase that will gobble down any shit shat on their plates';

'>>92599953
He's going to kill your army by turn three while losing maybe one model.';

'>>92599947
30-50 year old people are hard to impress and are not easily excited by new things outside their comfort zone';

'>>92599953
Yes, beefy armies like custodes have always been disproportionately strong at low cost games because other armies can't reasonably field the correct units to deal with them without making major sacrifices towards building VP';

'>>92599970
So you’re saying this guy is a giant faggot who should be kicked in the head with cleats for bringing custodes';

'>>92599885
There are most Beastmen and Drukhari warbands that the protagonist ones. The Beastmen protag warband prevented the Kin from rescuing the Ironkin. The Drukhari protag successfully got the target psyker.
The Arbites failed their mission but got extracted and reassigned to other capture missions.
>Arbites getting swarmed and eaten by mutants.
Those were enforcers, not Arbites.';

'>>92600007
There are more Beastmen and Drukhari warbands than the protagonist ones*';

'>>92600007
>Votann lost to Necrons
>Votann lost to Eldar
>Votann even lost to fucking Beastmen
Gav must already be writing for them';

'>>92599985
I mean, he could've just bought them because they're the most budget friendly army. Escalation leagues are usually for people just getting started with an army, and anyone getting into 40k now is probably desperate to make every dollar count. At the start of 10th, the most common answer to the question "how do I deal with custodes?" in this general was "by not playing against them to begin with"';

'40k starts adding more alien races when?';

'>>92599985
Pretty much. But this in real life you're supposed to use tact and say, "You fuck your mother with that army?"';

'>>92600031
>40k starts adding more alien races when?
Hopefully never, they are shit.
We got plenty already anyway, make do with that.';

'>>92599884
>>92599924
>>92599937
alright thanks so its designed to be best of both worlds and sells like hotcakes to get people into the hobby
have a random inquisitor armed with a crossbow i just came by';

'>>92600019
Is that book still a thing?';

'>>92600046';

'>>92600031
They just added votann, that's all the xenos you need';

'>>92599902
This works for normal DEldar but Vect is truly ancient and also a Half-born (not a Trueborn Eldar) so his withered soul takes an enormous amount of pain and agony to drag back from them void. He literally only came back last time by having Harlequins butchering all his enemies who showed up to his funeral so he could rise laughing at them for coming to gloat at his demise.';

'>>92599970
How do Custodes hold points or complete objectives at low-point games? Won't they have like two units?';

'>>92600067
he can get a bunch of body doubles again';

'>>92598993
Tourist here.

is there a high chance that EC will get their own codex with updated stats/rules like the other Daemon Primarch legions? maybe not this year but next?';

'What's up Vects ass when it comes to the Ynnari? Why does he hate them?';

'>>92600024
>they're the most budget friendly army
They're also the easiest army to learn, and the least random.
I wonder how much "damage" is being done by Custodes becoming the unofficial new player faction. Do the Custodes newbies ever venture into other factions, and do they ever cause other newbies to quit the game?';

'>>92600089
They burned half of Commoragh just by existing.';

'That's what sisters of silence are for. This is what a 500 point custodes army tends to look like.';

'>>92600102
meant for >>92600074';

'>>92600031
Never. At least not until we rightfully get more womyn representation.
>Verification not required.';

'>>92600089
Because they're an inherent political and metaphysical threat to his rule. Vect rules Commorragh through fear and people needing his rule to survive given the whole Eldar souls drained by Slaanesh thing. Ynnead's call draws people away from that and is a way for them to keep their souls sage without needing Vect or Commorragh, and this is something Vect can't fix by throwing superweapons at the problem like he normally does.';

'>>92600113
souls safe*';

'>>92600089
Ynnari embrace Death as the path to strength. It is an acceptance of your own inevitable end and gaining strength as the path to escaping eternity. Living in the now with the understanding that life is precious and fleeting.
This is actually anathema to the old Eldar ideals. Remember that this used to be an immortal race that lived for millennia and reincarnated endlessly before the fall and HAD no death god at the time. The Dark Eldar have found their own twisted path to immortality and even if it is a horrid half-existence to sustain that life, Vect and many others higher up in Commoragh see that as a more true path to maintaining the "true" legacy of the Eldar as an endless race.';

'>>92600102
Or I could just ditch the mute bitches and just replace them with more custodes, which is over all better.';

'>>92600031
I'd love a lil green men army

just a bunch of elite tiny bois teleporting across the board and abducting enemy units';

'>>92600031
zoats and slanni are next';

'>>92600031
We need Tau xeno merc expansion kill team and just xeno animals beast of burdern/kitbashing, wildlife scenery, objective marker, terrian hazard. Just copy the animals from the Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath';

'>>92600119
that's actually not true and the end goal of the whole ynnead plot is to let everyone be reborn once they beat slaanesh';

'>>92600120
If you're confident you can win by wiping the other army off the board in 4 turns and win without victory points, sure.';

'>>92600087
EC codex has pretty much been confirmed with their removal from the upcoming CSM codex. End of 10th/early 11th is the safest bet for their release.';

'Any recommendations for 3rd party/knockoff space marines? I saw a picture of some painted yellow somewhere on this board, but didnt have the foresight to save the picture. Im a bit of a bootleg enthusiast and Im after that asthetic';

'>>92600135
If tau gets another kill team it needs to be a non-compendium stealth suit cadre';

'>>92600140
>If you're confident you can win by wiping the other army off the board in 4 turns and win without victory points, sure.
Anon, it's custodes. It's what they are good at.';

'>>92600157
Might be better to ask in 3dpg, especially if you wanna track down that pic';

'>>92600019
>It turns out Gav hates dwarfs even more than he hates Elves
>Votann suddenly become the galaxy designated jobber faction';

'>>92600134
>zoats and slanni are next
Never happening.
AoS/WHF already got dips on the idea first.

You're never getting lizardmen and fat frogmen in 40k.';

'>>92600158
xv15s with modern sculpts WHEN';

'>>92600158
>>92600135
The Kill Team season is set on a Forgeworld in the Nemesys sector in Segmentum Tempestus. No way for the T'au to get there.';

'>>92600185
Then explain why pathfinders and farstalkers are allowed to be there';

'>>92600169
Now I want to read that book he's supposedly writing for them. Will he have the Votann protagonist break down and cry at the amazing might of a shuriken catapult or how his own weapons can barely scratch a jetbike's paint?';

'>>92600135
kroots got their expansion
vespids kill team is happening
votann are tau-adjacent look wise, so they just need a rule that allows them to be fielded together
all that's missing is an upgrade sprue that helps you convert imperial guard into guevesa and 2 token miniatures for a nicassar and a charpactin and you've got everything covered: the reptiloid, the insectoid, the human, the craggy dorf, the completely non-humanoid and the bear';

'>>92600189
No Pathfinders.
But Kroot were aboard the Gallowdark when it half crashed into the Forgeworld.';

'>>92600185
The Gallowdark?';

'>>92600173
I didn't say lizardmen, nor did I say fat frogmen
I said zoats and slanni';

'Was there ever a follow-up to the Scouts vs Scorpions Kill Team?';

'>>92600210
Probably scorpions won.';

'>>92600185
Lore exists to justify the little plastic game pieces, not the other way around. Just like Arks of Omen had Angron going from space hulk to space hulk to justify boarding patrol, or how "Space Marines are all men" was there to justify the lack of female Space Marine models after they failed to sell any and had given up on making more.';

'>>92600203
Bheta Decima, the Forgeworld in question, Tech Priests used grav tractor cannons to pull the Gallowdark to their world. It resulted in an unfortunate and unforeseeable disaster when the unstable structure of the Space Hulk broke apart and rained chaos-tainted debris on the world.';

'>>92600185
Yet the Night Lords KT started their little character introduction by murdering a shitload of pathfinders';

'>>92600207
Slann are just Old Ones from the WHF/AoS.
They are just fat frogmen.

And no Zoats happen either because they are hipster shit, like the Hrud.';

'>>92599179
I think the same whenever I see space wolves.';

'>>92600210
No follow-up. Kill Team ongoing storylines have three outcomes modes. Either they resolved in WD updates like the Drukhari vs Arbites one, resolved in the last boxes in the season via a few sentence lines, or are left unresolved.';

'Wasn't Medusa V supposed to take place in m.42?';

'>>92600134
>>92600173
>>92600207
Zoats have already happened and IIRC they even re-issued Archivist for sale at some point
I kinda would like Zoats as a Tyranid/GSC version of Agents of the Imperium, but I wouldn't be mad if they divorce them from Hive Fleet Colossus fluff';

'>>92600232
No. That's another Nemesis Claw on another planet in another segmentum. That lore comes from the notable Nemesis Claws actions page, not the main storyline.

Nemesis Claws are the elite psychotic kill teams of Nightt Lord Warbands.';

'>>92600243
I'd rather them go full Votann and be split off into their own thing with a history with the nids instead. Maybe have some overlap with GSC where they're trying to "rescue" the GSC who they see as fellow hijacked organisms.';

'>>92600242
No. They rolled it back to happening before 997 M41. The source is the Shadowesun first novel.';

'>>92600253
Fair enough. I only briefly skimmed the summary of it, so my knowledge is slim at best.';

'>>92600259
that sounds like it originally took place later, anyways I'm trying to find out why people thought it did take place in m.42';

'>>92600253
I like that they're a nod to the Terror Squads of the Great Crusade and Heresy eras, it's a nice touch';

'>>92599179
Quite possibly the worst take that has ever been posted to this board, that's some accomplishment, well done.';

'Is citadel mouldline remover worh it or nah?';

'>>92600279
No. Just scrape towards you with the blade facing away from you';

'>>92600221
Nigga why this reads like a bot did wrote it?';

'>>92600263
The original Fall of Medusa lore set it after EoT/the original 13th Black Crusade. That's why. So after 999 M41.';

'>>92600279
>is this $50 """"mouldline remover""""" worth it when you can use a $5 hobby knife instead';

'>>92600279
Nah. Use the back your exacto blade. I would recommend getting a set of those small sanding pads in different grits, though.';

'>>92599616
did these marines. It's my first time washing and drybrushing models. I know they are bad but they are better than my previous models. Heads are bitch to paint.';

'>>92600243
no reason why they can't have a history and be multifaceted
>first race the tyranids encountered in the far end of the eastern rim while coming to the galaxy
>got taken as slaves, experimented upon and assimilated as a temporary measure as the more numerous and more refined elements of the fleets still had to rouse from the intergalactic torpor
>an attempt was made to use them as mindwashing ambassadors before the early tyranid invasions, but the imperials' xenophobia made the genestealer alternative more effective and the zoats got largely discarded
>but some zoats are still under the use of the smaller splinter fleet, while others managed to rebel successfully and flee
>nonetheless all zoats bear the mark of their servitude under the tyranids, their biologies butchered and modified to an extent where the only way for a zoat to live is to innest a plethora of external artificial organs instead of the biomorphs the tyranids used to control them

>also the slann helped in their rebellion and took some with them, I dunno';

'>>92600019
>Would that the Red Legion have but a single nutsack, I would kick it.';

'>>92600185
I thought the whole kill zone this time was fighting over water?';

'>>92599637
New Darktide board game, it just uses a bunch of old models, though. Titus gets a custom mini because he's named, everyone else can get fucked because they're just player characters.';

'>>92600340
Honestly I dig it. Slann fucking about with their biology to help free them of nid control could even be a nice touch if executed right.';

'>>92600279
We do not buy GW products here and neither should you, fren.';

'>>92599610
Its just a dull paintjob doing it no favours';

'>>92600356
The Forgeworld features a turbulent oceanic region called the Tumult. That's where the two main stories ended up being set.';

'>>92600340
>>92600366
Terrible ideas.
Once you're part of the hivemind, you're never getting free.
Also zoats are fuck ugly and making them into a faction is a terrible idea.';

'>>92600367
I like their water cup and their mini holder';

'>>92600190
>Urist McAlebeardsen fell to his knees (the decrease in height was negligible) and wept as he surveyed the battlefield, if indeed it could even be called such, the site of the massacre was perhaps an apter description of the sight that greeted the prevsiously so proud Gnotann warrior
>as he wept the sole Hekaton Land Fortress (tm) that had managed to remain operational two minutes into the Aeldari ambush was torn apart by the fiery secretion of a bulbous Fusion Gun in the blink of an eye
>his erstwhile (for Urist now cursed and repudiated all his ancestors and wished to have been born a striped slug rather than suffer this superlative shame) Gnomrades tumbled out of the smoking wreck in an undignified manner, their feeble attempts at returning fire with their impotent weaponry amounting to an embarassing nothing as they were quikly penetrated by the overwhelming monomolecular ejaculation of a single Aeldari Guardian';

'>>92600412
kino
very poetic and tragic, I'm sure all Votann lovers will appreciate it';

'>>92600409
I bet you like putting the mini holder up your ass while you dribble cum into the cup, you gaylord';

'Knight Tyrant kit when?';

'>>92600404
>Once you're part of the hivemind, you're never getting free.
Good. This means one the Emperor is part of the Hivemind he can take over and there's nothing everyone else can do.';

'>>92600412
>the decrease in height was negligible';

'>>92600367
every time someone asks what is this for all the replies are "just try it, trust me bro"
there are now even chinese versions where you can apparently get your model into mady dirrefent angles so you can hold it sideways while you hold it straight in your hand
still waiting for the 180 degree model so i can paint upside down while the model stays level';

'Hey bros. You ARE codex-compliant, right?';

'>>92600412
The Votann felt unique in their culture until the gameplay element of Grudge tokens come into play. It's not mentioned anywhere in their 9th codex or other lore bits but I guess they had to name the mechanic for space dwarfs';

'>>92600122
I've said this many times, but I would love a serious take on Mars Attacks style aliens. An alien empire thats the mirror of the imperium. Every xenos faction we have right now is either dysfuctional, decaying, skulking around, a growing threat or can be reasoned with. I want a xenos faction that's conquest focused, organized and cruel (but not some hive mind).';

'>>92600359
I kinda like the Traitor Guardmen, but this was a wasted opportunity to take advantage of the fantastic designs of Darktide. I guess no GW sculptor will ever admit it, though';

'>>92600463
Your starter villain that will be sidelined as a main threat by space popcorn zombies and an annoying floating lightbulb, but then become more popular than any other villain faction and thus dominate the franchise, has arrived.';

'>>92600454
It's mentioned in Gallowfall. This is from the anon summary:
>-The Kin are as aversive to wastefulness in war as they are in peace. They do not enter a war until they thoroughly analyze the risks and the rewards. They are not a people who would fight for lost causes, not for them the desperate last stands or hopeless charges. Despite their hardy resolve, the Kin see no cowardice in abandoning wars that are too costly to wage.

>-Despite all these calculations and analytical methods of warfare, the Kin are not a robotic race. When they wage war they do so with passion and gusto, singing war songs, roaring oaths, and cracking jokes in the face of death.

>-However, some foes could crack the Kin's war pragmatism. The Orks do so more than any other faction. Increasingly, The Tyranids have earned the ire of the Kin for the sheer and utter desolation they leave in their wake. Foes such as these who had heaped repeated insults and shame on the Kin become subject to a Grudge. The Kin then would spare great amounts of resources and expend many lives to see them annihilated even if they harmed themselves in the process.';

'>>92600448
>You ARE codex-compliant, right?
No.
It's a guideline not a bible.';

'>>92600404
Plenty of GSC have broken their conditioning though';

'>>92600404
Counterpoints:
They wouldn't be real tyranids, their connection wouldn't be as inextricable as a normal tyranid's
Even late stage genestealer hybrids can sometimes experience a loss of communion with the broodmind, it's what lead cults to panic rather than rejoice when the tyranids arrive, the hive mind simply stops needing them and lets off the grip, since it's going to slaughter them anyway
Actual tyranids too have been noted or speculated to lose connection to the hive mind and develop into independent alien wildlife on occasions
The proposed idea doesn't paint it as an easy thing and external help might have been involved
You're ugly and you probably have terrible opinions regarding tyranid guns';

'>>92600483';

'>>92600448
That doesn't look like anything permitted by the Codex Astartes, though. Looks like unsanctioned heretech to me.';

'>>92600491
Why are you linking the Zoats with the Tyranids? Their recent lore sets them as information brokers, merc fixers, and most importantly hunters of ancient technology especially technology belonging to their lost civilization.';

'>>92600448
More like codex complaint, amirite?';

'>>92600476
Have they ever explained why the laughing, useless guide doesn't ever help you with his laser attack during that monotonous as fuck Library mission?';

'>>92600493
Exactly.';

'>>92600491
Nope, still a shit idea all around.';

'>>92600480
Got it, thank you squat Anon.';

'>>92600490
Interesting. Where is this? I would like to read it.';

'>>92600429
it feels good but nothing is better than taking your dads thick cock while I moan in pain and he remarks how it's the same noise you made in angst when you didn't get an N64 for Christmas';

'>>92600463
>I want a xenos faction that's conquest focused, organized and cruel

You can't have all three without people complaining when they inevitably get pushed back to maintain the status quo. Only the Imperium is allowed to be close to having all three. Everyone else is either a time bomb "widespread but disorganized, if they ever get their shit together its over for everyone else" faction (tyranids, necrons, orks) or a faction thats already organized but is too small to really do anything so they sit in their corner and beat the shit out of anyone who comes too close (votann, tau, eldar)';

'>like white scars paint scheme
>hate their theme of being fast and mounted
wat do?';

'>>92599046
Finished my wife (head needs touchups still) and a bunch of night lords painted in the same style I haven't taken pics of yet';

'>>92600506
Because there's a history between tyranids and zoats and I think it's good to pay homage to it by making it part of their background, plus it adds a number of plot hooks, relations to explore and different way to play with them potentially as not just their own thing, but also as part of a number of other armies, tyranids included.

Their recent lore is barely present and doesn't come in contradiction with the stuff proposed above once you consider those part of the groups that have broken off from the tyranid oppression and trying to rebuild.

I mean, why even bring them up again if you aren't going to build upon what they had before? It would be as silly as bringing back squats but without the land train.';

'>>92600548
Model the bikes to be marines on foot running like naruto';

'>>92600548
There are plenty of white armoured marine chapters with red detailing out there. You could also just make up your own chapter';

'>>92600530
Bladed Cog.';

'>>92600509
He was just a funny lil guy :)';

'>>92600491
>You're ugly and you probably have terrible opinions regarding tyranid guns
You better be on the cock gun side!!!!!!
>Actual tyranids too have been noted or speculated to lose connection to the hive mind and develop into independent alien wildlife on occasions
Kinda true but my autistic ass will point out that tyranids are hivemind and hivemind is what makes them, them. The godhead is greater than the sum of the parts, thats the definition of a gestalt
Guess what I am trying to say here is that its true that lower ranking cult members break off and synapseless tyranids have gone feral and devolved over millenia into death world fauna but a Patriarch/Hive Tyrant is a different deal
>>92600506
Hive Fleet Colossus has mentions in 8th codex';

'>>92600561
I dunno, ask /hhg/';

'>>92600412
>(the decrease in height was negligible)
KWAB';

'>>92600548
Hospitallers?';

'bld rvns!';

'>>92600592
Votann looking mad jelly at the mecha skellies.';

'>>92600589
>Kinda true but my autistic ass will point out that tyranids are hivemind and hivemind is what makes them, them.
Is it though? The Long Hungrry Road short story paints the individual Tyranid like bioships as ignorant and not caring of what they kill and eat. While other sources like Valedor, Shhadow of Leviathan, the short story featuring Iyanana~, DoB, and Darkness in the Blood present the Hivemind as being a knowing and extremely hateful entity that holds grudges.';

'>>92600603';

'>>92600603
That looks sick. I find the forward tilt of the Brutalis pose fixes a lot of what's wrong with the beer belly redemptor.';

'>>92600603
What about Blade Rivens?';

'>>92600548
Make them battlefield singers instead.

https://youtu.be/6WlI24rv__g?si=Tz9G4PWinXU5gE7z';

'>>92600589
>You better be on the cock gun side!!!!!!
You know I am';

'>>92599122
Neat color scheme. Kinda reminds me of bionicles or gundam.';

'>>92600629
He's got a mean Hancock.
You might call it his signature weapon.';

'Just bought one of the new Russes to have some armor backing my bugmen. Exterminator or Vanquisher?';

'>>92600642
Exterminator
Paint a single strand of dna on each barrel';

'>>92600642
Vanquishers are still a meme';

'>>92600642
The only reason to ever buy a russ is for a looted wagon';

'>>92600614
>Is it though?
Its what runs all the symbiotic machinery inside them and Hivemind has been shown to extend its influence beyond the bodies and nidforms degradating into beasts over time beyond synapse is a testament to that.
>While other sources like Valedor, Shhadow of Leviathan, the short story featuring Iyanana~, DoB, and Darkness in the Blood present the Hivemind as being a knowing and extremely hateful entity that holds grudges.
I am fine with that and I like the bits from Iyanna's books. That's one of the books that has bits that reinforce that the "hideous intrusions into the mortal realm" are just realspace grabby finger parts of the god-intelligence the observed.
In another part of that book she pokes at it again and the response from its attention causes her to collapse puking her guts out from the death-rape-shitpost response feeding into her mind, while the wraith-machinery around sputters and sparks. Which is also the part showing Hivemind extending its power beyond just synapse range.';

'>>92600642
The Vanquisher is oddly enough one of the most advanced Russes. I figure maintenance would be easier on an exterminator. There's something about low-tech autocannons and armed insurrection.';

'>>92600642
Exterminators datasheet ability synergizes poorly with cult units since they aren't keyworded to benefit from it's ability. And the Vanquisher is super swingy with it's one shot, especially since you don't have any stratagem access or army rules for it.';

'>>92600603
Outstanding work. Now do a proper Gabriel Angelos.';

'>>92599122
>>92600635
bought and painted 2 of them 2016 and they havent seen a battle till this day
best purchase of my life';

'>>92600463
Mars Zeon has arrived.';

'>>92600687
your rides over mutie time to die';

'Knights (derogatory)';

'>>92599210
bro there are real life bugs with projectile weapons';

'>>92599287
third act of Devastation of Baal is the closest we'll get to Chaos vs. Nids';

'>>92600506
>Their recent lore
There's not much of it';

'>>92600729
you mean where they summon kabhanda and he turns a moon into a nid graveyard';

'>>92600736
From the BFG expansion booklet about them.';

'>>92600743
Yeah that one';

'>>92600692
I roll to rape the super mutant.';

'>>92600653
I think painting the brood bro PDF I’m building alongside the cult like UN “peacekeepers” might be what I do, but that’s an interesting idea.
>>92600657
>>92600677
Yeah, I know Vanquishers are pretty memey, but I still think they’re neat. I’ll wait I think and see if I can’t get my hands on a tank destroyer model to call a Vanquisher.
>>92600667
>There's something about low-tech autocannons and armed insurrection
I thought the same, just some PDF bumpkin tank, nothing too fancy.
>>92600664
Based and Mekpilled.';

'>>92600700
Kuh-niggits';

'>>92600439
A painting handle is nice, but I wouldn't recommend the GW one ever, because of how awkward it is to fit models into it. You're better off using whatever fits well in your hand as a grip, like a wood block or something, and then sticking your model to the top with tape or putty.
I've heard Redgrass Games has a more ergonomic handle with a swivel head, which sounds decent, but I haven't cared enough to try it out yet.';

'>>92600700
>mfw your name gest censored';

'>>92600755
not much in there either';

'>>92600439
Get poster tack and use your rattle can lid. I do this and love the “Lego hand grip” it forces you to hold it as.';

'Death Guard codex when?
We're finally not an early edition codex for once, but now I want my plague boy rules.';

'>>92600856
>Invaded by Dark Spirit N**ger_Kn**ht!';

'>>92600642
>Exterminator fighting alongside bugs
ironic';

'>>92599179
"Flesh guns" as in "fleshy weapons that fire projectiles" are fine. "Flesh guns" as in "this is literally a submachine gun down to having a banana mag, but made of flesh" are bad. Spinefists are great; fleshborers are stupid.';

'>>92600896
Is it a crime in the Imperium to eat shit?';

'Is there any Death Guard currently not slaves to Nurgle? I know not all the them at the Siege of Terra were turned yet, but what about in the 41st millenia? I wanted to add some to my CSM warband and I'm hesitent to run them as Plague Marines.';

'>>92600946
The Ultramarines might've absorbed them.';

'>>92600930
Lel. Hadn’t thought of that.';

'>>92600896
I recon DG will get one pitty model this edition. It would kinda make sense to release the codex between TS and WE';

'>>92600946
>Is there any Death Guard currently not slaves to Nurgle?
Sons of Anteus.
Maybe.
Probably.
Not sure.
Never confirmed.
Fanfiction.';

'>>92600946
There are loyal chapters that come from traitor legions.';

'>mfw traitor geneseed is likely so fucked up that few can make more with it
>this means most reproduce by spermjacking the enemy
>CSM are sterile but want kids so they punch people so they can jack them and raise other people's children';

'>>92600946
I can't think of any examples. But you could have a warband of renegade Death Guard from the heresy who rejected both the Imperium and Mortarion. They'd usually change their heraldry at that point and become blackshields during the heresy and eventually renegade Chaos marines, but you could have them claiming to be the original Death Guard rather than what the main force under Mortarion became. You're probably going to have to play the "got lost in the warp for 10,000 years" card.';

'Did anyone get their 10th ed codex yet or does it have a while to ship still?';

'The Primaris were tacticool after all. I now know this after seeing Simon Riley being made into one.';

'>>92600985
just got my 9th edition Imperial Guard Codex, is it still useable?';

'>>92600992
No, they did a total reset of codices during 10th edition. You use the free index rules for now until guard get a new dex. Did you buy a 9th edition codex just recently or were you waiting ages for delivery?';

'>>92600992
I dont know how I forgot to put the word "ork" in there but here we are.';

'where do you usually get your lore fill and what format do you prefer
there are many like youtube, black library, audiobooks, forums, word of mout and the chins
pic somewhat related';

'>>92600937
Blame the norn queens, they're the ones in charge of developing new adaptations for their bioforms.
>this biomass is proving resilient in close quarters, better give my next brood sick meat guns';

'>>92601011
By writing my own and reading the lore others have written for theirdudes. Official lore post 5th edition has been increasingly gay and dumb.';

'>>92601011
>there are many like youtube, black library, audiobooks, forums, word of mout and the chins
these are all shit, just read the rulebooks, dude';

'>>92599179
You must hate Necrons then';

'>>92601035
This. Cracking a few cold beers in the (hetro) sauna and talking /yourdudes/ fluff is the perfect way of rounding off a gaming weekend at your friend's cabin';

'>>92601011
It depends entirely on what aspect of lore you are interested in. 40k lore is vast.';

'>>92601011
Why, 40kilograms of course!';

'>>92601011
Mokou would play Salamanders';

'>>92601064
>getting into the sauna with the warhammer bros (no homo)
gay';

'>>92601009
Where did you buy it from?';

'Annihilation Legion should give non epic hero characters the Destroyer Cult keywords

Also I am going to play it in some garage hammer Sunday. Wish me luck.';

'>>92601092
It ain't gay if you close you eyes while getting yo dick sucked, nigga. He not gay, he on the DL';

'>>92601110
Annihilation legion should be remade entirely to not be dogshit';

'>>92601064
>drinking in the sauna with your homes
based Finloid detected';

'What can be done about the burger influence on UK company?';

'>>92601148
they even reduced the number of nooses for fuck's sake';

'>>92601148
>What can be done about the burger influence on japanese company?';

'>>92601148
kitbashing.';

'What army would she play?';

'>>92601162
>>92601178
GW has been captured and you will never get kino or soul again
soul is offensive';

'>>92601148
I never understood these posters who randomly bring up old and dead drama for seemingly no reason';

'>>92601137
many such cases';

'>>92601148
It's sad so see how that part of my culture has been banned from all media because of american rednecks';

'>>92601148
I want to rape';

'>>92599261
>Ork
Not human.';

'>>92601117
Also true, but here we are and I ain't no coward.';

'>>92601167
>implying “Crimer” isn’t also an accurate description';

'>>92601193
Ben has a severe personality disorder.';

'>>92601011
You started seven years ago, newfags like you always trying to ruin shit.';

'>>92601148
Neber forgor';

'>>92601193
It's not old and dead if it's still brought up, though';

'>>92601193
its a reminder to gatekeep
and we tried to warn you
you didnt listen
its happening
its over';

'>>92601232
Dude looks like he's about to mow down a cinematographer .';

'>>92601254
The audience would have a hard time playing with their boners if there were what they asked.';

'>>92601231
that edit might be 7 years old now yes but better question would be why are anons still fighting over about primaris';

'>>92601254
gatekeep whom and how and to what end
and are you implying that you also failed to gatekeep';

'>>92601110
Psychomancers should be able to join any destroyer unit';

'>>92601272
>gatekeep whom and how and to what end
anyone that wants to change anything
anyone who is new and wants to inject current era BS into 30 years old lore
How? you bully and make fun of them endlessly.';

'>>92599666
Thye literally reuse CAD assets from Aos models';

'>>92601269
I’ll just have to take your word for it, newfag.';

'>>92600381
True enough, but it still only reads as just a bit better than a normal space marine.';

'>>92601279
>anyone that wants to change anything
I want Dark Mechanicum added to the game, so you've already lost me.';

'>>92601279
How precisely does one bully and mock people in an LGS without getting kicked out for being an odious presence that drives away customers';

'>>92601279
This. Cabal is what we need. We need what has always been here.';

'>>92601167
>CRIMERS could be here...';

'>>92601321
The Korean lady who runs my local shop with her son ran the only irl tranny I’ve ever seen off by repeatedly calling him sir.';

'>>92601346
Okay but I didn't ask for your anecdote
I asked how your advice and command is actually supposed to be applicable to the people you're trying to convince
You want people to gatekeep, so tell them how to do it';

'>>92601346
So, I should gatekeep by... being lucky and having my LGS be ran by a Korean lady, and not actually doing anything myself?';

'>>92601353
Wasn’t my advice because I’m not that anon, and you got my anecdote regardless. Sorry you’re a do-nothing faggot who needs to be handheld through how to do something as simple as ostracizing someone else.';

'>>92600599
Fuck those guys btw';

'>>92601365
See >>92601389';

'>>92601389
But I do that to you all the time.';

'>>92601389
>Sorry you’re a do-nothing faggot who needs to be handheld through how to do something as simple as ostracizing someone else.
Is it not obvious that I'm not actually interested in harassing people at game stores, and am instead mocking you by demonstrating how your position is pure posturing (and dare I say virtue signalling) and not actually an effort to achieve anything?';

'>>92599616
Not much since this honestly. Built a couple extra plague marines (needed more heavy plague weapon loadouts) and a bloat drone. Slowly working on the CSM half of /myguys/ with an obliterator and two possessed sitting with base coats.';

'>>92601408
>and am instead mocking
you call that mocking?';

'>>92601408
Who said anything about harassing anyone, you negative-IQ shitsmear? It’s possible to simply refuse games and interactions with undesirables and to encourage others in your group to do the same. Of course you already know that, but your pathological need to categorize it as harassment belies your faggy agenda.';

'As it should be.';

'Find a flaw. Pro tip: he has none.';

'>>92601446
his new helmet looks dumb';

'>>92599616
Seemingly endless building. I’ve done Neophytes, Acolytes, Brood Brothers, Aberrants, a Hellhound and now I’m working on Sentinels and Heavy Weapon Teams.';

'>>92601254
They already have the institutions and big money. Only chance at this point is to emigrate';

'>>92601446
He looks like a soijak';

'>>92601436';

'>>92601365
Nta but hard for culture warriors to argue with others apart of actual cultures. It's not a good example for textbook style instructions, but hard to beat it.';

'>>92601446
his jump pack is kinda small now';

'>>92601478
are you 12 or sometihng';

'>>92601478
why do you think that's a rule again';