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public void Jumpchain CYOA Thread #6121: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Edition(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Jumpchain CYOA Thread #6121: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Edition';
int postNumber = 92599744;
String image = '1713963326882312.pdf';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)08:55:26';
String comment = '>Brutus' Drive
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0

>DriveAnon's Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing

>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn

>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/view

>Last Thread
>>92589872'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599797 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:08:29') {

'Was there any particular reason why Kiva stuff was in the Kamen rider Showa part 2 jump? Seems kinda odd was there some pushback in early JC days about Heisei jumps due to all the world ending shit?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599841 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:17:18'  && image=='__hakurei_reimu_and_reu_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_tihami__e3192635a2dbadee640069f56e9cf234.png') {

'gimmie me waifus with the best armpits';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599843 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:17:23'  && image=='def12e1ad14d3c39e0629c59ed3cbe93.png') {

'you know how some people in MHA just have animal traits, independently of their quirks. Do you think those are actually functional?
Like do you think someone like Tokoyami actually has bird like vision?

I am thinking of giving my jumper the claw quirk, so it seemed appropriate to also give him cat eyes and ears or something, which got me wondering.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599862 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:21:18') {

'>>92599843
Honestly I just assumed all the Quirks swimming around the gene pool are just causing random genetic fuckups over time. It's like a benign tumour or an extra finger. Probably has a wide range of variance in functionality from actual hawk vision to just regular ears but cat with how much weirdness is going on in human evolution already.

And somewhere out there is the poor bastard whose non-Quirk mutation is just stage 4 cancer.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599882 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:24:32') {

'>>92599862
I mean, isn't a rapid-regeneration Quirk just controlled cancer in the end?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599883 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:24:39') {

'>>92599862
The possibility is endless since two guys have nerfed FMA alchemy and one chick is straight up a reality warper'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599893 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:26:24') {

'>>92599883
At the rate the Quirk singularity is going, in six more generations the entire setting will just be Raildex but if Crowley won. Whatever Crowley's actual definition of "winning" even is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599898 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:27:46') {

'>>92599893
Isn't the singularity basically "Everyone's quirk is so op their body explodes when they get it"?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599913 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:29:54') {

'>>92599843
Man you make me want to create a quirk thats like having bird mimicry, having super claws, having strong wings, and like air burst or something. Just be a fucking storm garuda lobbing feathers at everyone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599915 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:30:04') {

'If I recall correctly, all Quirks are traceable back to a gene that gives you an extra joint in your second toe, since lacking that joint is how you diagnose Quirklessness, so it seems like it'd be prudent to study that gene to figure out how it ticks.
Though now I'm wondering how it'd interact with other mutant/superpower genes like Marvel's X-gene.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599916 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:30:07') {

'>>92599898
That's the concept, yeah. Doom for the human race as the unchecked growth of Quirks overwhelms their ability to handle them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599923 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:31:00') {

'>>92599915
I thought the gene removed the pinky toe'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599927 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:31:58') {

'>>92599923
It removes a joint in one of the toes, but not the whole toe. I think it is the pinky toe though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599928 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:32:01') {

'>>92599916
Well doom for everyone except the quirkless. Have fun being wizards until being a wizard kills you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599939 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:34:13') {

'>>92599928
There won't be any Quirkless in a few more generations. The world is already at 70% or so people with Quirks in just a century or so, and most of those without are from older generations. Deku is extremely rare for being Quirkless in this day and age.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599942 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:34:36') {

'>>92599928
Quirkless are literally dying out. Only 10% of the population is still Quirkless by Deku's era, and that's primarily adults and older people. Give it three generations and Quirkless aren't going to exist anymore.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599951 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:36:03') {

'>>92599841
Make an OC waifu in Naruto who puts all her points into Body Modification to get as many arms as possible.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599973 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:40:29'  && image=='Fast posing model.webm') {

'>>92590114
JUMP #0075: Career Model
+1000
Location: rolled 4. Milan
Age: rolled 3 +17 = 20
Gender: Male
Origin: Model (50)
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Hand Model [Eyes] (50)
>Touch of Glam (Rank 2, 100)
>Hidden Depths (free)
>Bikini Bod (100)
>Strut Your Stuff (200)
>Tailor Made (100)
Items:
>Designer Model (free)
>Fashion Label (200)
Companions:
>The Entourage (300)
Drawbacks:
>Rival (+100)
Total: 1100/1100

Ryan +200
Gender: Male
Origin: Photographer
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Hand Model [Face] (50)
>Natural Makeup Artist (free)
>Shot Heard Round the World (100)
Items:
>Studio Makeup (free)
>Super-Scope and Lenses (50)

Lorelei +200
Gender: Female
Origin: Model
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Hidden Depths (free)
>Strut Your Stuff (200)
Items:
>Designer Model (free)

Sophia +200
Gender: Female
Origin: Model
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Hidden Depths (free)
>Strut Your Stuff (200)
Items:
>Designer Model (free)

Mortimer +200
Gender: Male
Origin: Photographer
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Natural Makeup Artist (free)
>No Pixels Here (200)
Items:
>Studio Makeup (free)
1/2'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599981 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:41:30') {

'>>92599973
Elizabeth +200
Gender: Female
Origin: Designer
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Tailor Made (free)
>Makeover Montage (200)
Items:
>Jewelry Box (free)

Talisa +200
Gender: Female
Origin: Designer
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Tailor Made (free)
>Makeover Montage (200)
Items:
>Jewelry Box (free)

Heather +200
Gender: Female
Origin: Model
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Hidden Depths (free)
>Strut Your Stuff (200)
Items:
>Designer Model (free)

Gaia +200
Gender: Female
Origin: Model
Perks:
>Jet Set Schedule (free)
>Hidden Depths (free)
>Strut Your Stuff (200)
Items:
>Designer Model (free)

Commentary: This jump feels awkward for companions. Unless you spend the 200 on the 'capstone' it becomes a struggle to spend the last 50cp. Anyway, time for fashion. I the anon writing this won't pretend to understand how this works. So, let's just pretend it's a lot of the pic in the first post.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599984 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:41:53') {

'>>92599915
This sounds like a research project that will inevitably be hijacked and deliberately protracted by foot fetishists'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92599997 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:43:42') {

'>>92599984
That's not surprising since I wouldn't be surprised if some people working on genetic engineering IRL want real cat girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600008 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:44:48') {

'What’s up with the Twin Peaks jump in the Uploads folder? I don’t remember that ever being posted on here.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600034 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:49:16') {

'>>92600008
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/twin%20peaks/

Yeah, it's...not. It's someone playing silly buggers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600050 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:52:42') {

'>>92600008
Also it's really fucking funny that being always late is a perk, and being ignoredby everyone is rated worth being a White Lodge/Black Lodge spirit. Someone really got frustrated with Drop-In, I see.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600058 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:53:34') {

'>>92598677
Why do ink doodles on paper get a pass and not cellphones? They are both manmade.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600078 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:56:23') {

'>>92600008
>>92600050
That's the one with the drawback that's a guaranteed chain fail or is it a different Twin peaks jump?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600103 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:58:49') {

'>>92600078
JUDY, which doesn't even give CP? Yeah that's the one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600116 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:00:55'  && image=='__emma_frost_marvel_and_1_more_drawn_by_dandon_fuga__sample-00b532bdfc17645b8b450b92f729ee25.jpg') {

'Fun little reminder that Peter Parker's mind is so beautiful and pure that in one continuity where Emma Frost got a chance to read it, she almost immediately fell in deep love with him. Purely because she hadn't believed it was possible for a human being to be so genuinely good and purehearted.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600130 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:02:42') {

'>>92600116
I'm more surprised that Emma Frost has the capacity for true love at all, without the stockholm syndrome that Marvel women tend to need to learn that emotion.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600146 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:04:42') {

'>>92600130
She was a younger and less hardened version who hadn't joined the Hellfire Club yet in that continuity. Still jaded and cruel, but not as much as other version of her are. Still, it sets a precedent for just how utterly pure Peter Parker is that simply viewing his mind was enough to make her fall in love.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600148 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:04:54') {

'>>92599744
Said Dumbledore calmly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600172 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:07:38') {

'>>92600116
>>92600130
>>92600146
Speaking of Emma what happened in that storyline where she married Tony?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600183 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:09:27') {

'>>92599862
The rate at which quirks expanded can't just be the result of reproduction even if the glowy baby went Genghis Khan mode. There has to be something weird on the water.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600191 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:10:53') {

'>>92599797
Probably just how Digger and Heavens sorted it at the time. I wish they had made individual jumps instead but it would likely be too time consuming and feel too repetitive for them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600197 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:11:56') {

'>>92600183
The glow baby was the first to be born with a quirk. Not the only one.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600198 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:12:02') {

'>>92600172
No idea. I don't follow Marvel really, and that's still an ongoing storyline I think.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600201 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:12:43') {

'>>92600191
At least for Showa it made sense since barring the movies it was in the same universe but Heisei for the most part were their own things.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600209 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:14:48') {

'>>92600201
Pretty much. At least there's nothing stopping a person from making individual jumps for each series. Pity they aren't going to do any of the Reiwa series though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600214 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:15:35') {

'>>92600130
most marvel woman are actually alright/pretty good for a lot of story arcs, the problem is that by the nature of marvel they eventually end up in a story that ruins them, which will continue to be canon.

Like Susan Storm is pretty alright in a lot of stories, but then you remember that she has 60 years worth of comic book stories as baggage all which happened to her in a much shorter period of time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600238 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:19:47') {

'>>92599915
>Though now I'm wondering how it'd interact with other mutant/superpower genes like Marvel's X-gene.
They do have enough similar traits that it might be interesting to see if/how the two strains interact with one another.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600247 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:21:44'  && image=='Camouflage.png') {

'>>92599913
the animal mimicry quirk is pretty decent for that, especially since it got decent evolution potential as show by Froppy developing stuff like carmouflage, sticking to walls, storing stuff in her stomach or paralyzing people.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600257 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:23:09') {

'>>92600247
It should only be a matter of time and effort for her to develop the frog-power of growing a dick at will, which certain species of frog can do if their population is low.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600268 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:24:44') {

'>>92600209
I swear Zero one is cursed since someone from Reddit was making one then dropped off the earth and Heaven's did the same.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600282 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:25:50'  && image=='__tiki_fire_emblem_and_3_more_drawn_by_kei_asufend__a417c34e92c9d5149b1828951b968da4.jpg') {

'>>92599515
Extremely cringe. Continue.

Also there should be an option under General Perks to be a Manakete that’s just on the level of Tiki, some dragons are friendly after all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600316 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:29:45') {

'>>92600268
Probably just unlucky being caught as people were losing interest in KR. That and every KR series requires a fair bit of time investment. 40+ episodes on top of potentially finding several movies is always daunting compared to something like a medium length fanfic or a hot new video game.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600329 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:31:43'  && image=='tumblr_inline_n8v5jkgfNM1srdot9.jpg') {

'Jumper is an inter-dimensional puzzle-solving detective. I plan for their renegade jumper to be their recurring arch-nemesis throughout the whole chain. It'd be hard to set up a 1:1 Professor Layton / Don Paolo dynamic without making the jumper arbitrarily avoiding any and all science perks to ensure the Renegade always has an advantage in that department. Any ideas on how to distinguish the renegade from the jumper in terms of build?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600348 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:34:51') {

'>>92600329
Specialize in different scientific fields, possibly letting personal aesthetic drive design philosophy instead of practicality. Or have the reason why they science drastically affect what they're building moment to moment or in the long-con.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600362 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:36:06') {

'>>92600329
Renegade jumpers are cringe. Don't.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600369 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:36:42') {

'>>92600329
make jumper focus their build on protagonist perks, make the renegade focus on antagonist perks.'
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}

if(Goji_anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600384 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:39:46') {

'>>92600329
Go straight for the Moriarty/Lector meme planning.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600391 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:40:44') {

'>>92600329
Don't give the chain antagonist any builds and instead just give them some sort of weird mythology or counterforce-style existence that rises and counters Jumper's abilities. Like the Counter Actor from Tenchi, who literally embodies the equalizing opposing force generated by the actions of the Chousin-not necessarily powerful on their own, but growing and countering your Jumper's powers the more Jumper acts/grows. This way you not only cut down on the number of builds you need to make, but you can always ensure that the antagonist remains relevant in the chain regardless of their builds versus your Jumper's builds while still being able to maintain distinct themes and mythologies.

And it's significantly less cringe than a renegade jumper.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600403 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:42:25') {

'>>92599893
Crowley's definition of 'winning' is literally spite against magic and magic users. His supposed endgoal is to use Aiwass and literally just wipe it out.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600443 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:48:12') {

'>renegade jumper
what is this meme, and why do i suspect that it's reddit brainrot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600459 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:50:16') {

'>>92600443
It's a very old supplement. And no it's not from reddit. In fact come to think of it, it might have been made before the jc reddit was even made.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600460 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:50:17') {

'>>92600443
It's not reddit, it is old jumpchain.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600471 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:52:03') {

'>>92600443
It is extremely old jumpchain.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600497 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:55:16') {

'What are some settings with enemies that can retcon or retroactively manipulate the timeline? I want my Jumper to train against those for a bit.
Instant erasure from reality also works'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600515 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:58:04') {

'>>92600497
Fallen London has both, and I'm pretty sure "learning how to defend yourself against temporal retcons" is an actual learnable skill you can figure out there, too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600532 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:00:11') {

'>>92600515
So what you are saying is that those families that got erased from existance by Salt were just a case of skill issue?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600594 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:06:54') {

'>>92600532
Yeah, it's clearly those families' fault for not just ducking into Parabola. Or learning the Red Science or Discordance to protect themselves from reality fuckery. Or gaining the patronage of another higher being.'
;

}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600596 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:07:08') {

'I've made it through Creepypasta Disneyland. I beat up delusional undead in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, eluded the man eating Brer Fox and Brer Bear until they themselves were eaten by gators, survived a 'big person hunt' perpetuated by the small world animatronics, dealt with a possession in the Haunted Mansion, navigated a high speed coaster death trap in Space Mountain, stopped a runaway nightmare train that circled the park, and finished the place off by throwing Walt Disney's frozen head in a retro cartoon distortion world. Actually kinda fun imagining up puzzles and dangers with that drawback. I made it so I got two of my perks back for completing each zone, though I had it so I was basically always on the backfoot.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600608 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:09:17') {

'>>92600596
But did you escape the horrors of the Galactic Starcruiser.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600618 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:11:03') {

'>>92600391
In addition to being a generally good idea, that fits better with the lore I had in mind. I'll probably go with that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600625 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:11:43') {

'>>92600532
You only get Salt's curse if you're retarded or purposefully spite them for kicks, so yes, it was a skill issue.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600641 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:14:52') {

'>muh pegging is gay
I will never understand people who think it's gay for a man to have sex with a woman.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600645 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:15:13') {

'>>92600532
Salt only curses you if you're retarded enough to go out of your way to piss him off, something that's pretty hard to do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600650 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:15:44'  && image=='927f93adc3d442cc34138722e34935cd.jpg') {

'Speaking of salt. I have the ability to manipulate pretty much every element in the Opus Magnum periodic table, except for salt. Where can I go to pick up the ability to manipulate salt?';

}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600654 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:17:28') {

'>>92600608
Basically just had one "trial" for each section of the park, and Tomorrowland's trial was trying not to get pulped by a coaster going way too fast inside a large, pitch black space that formed where Space Mountain was. Every trial did add more dangers to the park as I went though. Eventually the whole park was filled with zombie pirates, sadistic animals, miniature animatronics, ghosts, and runaway rollercoasts sometimes crashing from the sky. The train was second to last and just delivered me to Cinderella's Castle once I was done there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600656 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:17:35') {

'>>92600650
The Salt jump'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600693 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:22:18') {

'>>92600625
>>92600645
>God save the ancient mariner—
>From fiends that plague thee thus—
>Why lookst thou so?—
>With my crossbow—
>I shot the albatross!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600699 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:22:46') {

'>>92600650
Seraph of the End.
Choose to be part angel, and awaken the power of the King of Salt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp_91KFMbrY

thats the only explicit salt power I know. But if you're up for custom stuff you you could choose Kinesis for Salt in the Marvel Jump, could choose an extract Taigu in Akame Ga Kill focused on creating and manipulating salt. Could get a Spirit in Shaman King based on Salt Manipulation and take it through the nature manipulation perk.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600715 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:24:32') {

'>>92600693
>That one dream that implies people who shoot albatrosses on the Zee get punished by Stone via a curse that compels them to wear the thing on their neck as it becomes massive and rotten, and walk to her pointy tip to impale themselves
Stone really likes her birds.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600718 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:24:50') {

'>>92600641
You aren't having sex with a woman you're getting fucked by plastic.

To the rest of the thread I apologize for falling for the bait. I'll try to do better next time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600721 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:24:55') {

'>>92600650
I would be very surprised if Earthbending couldn't manage it. Crystalbending is a thing, after all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600727 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:25:39') {

'>muh cuckolding is pathetic
I will never understand people who think it's pathetic to watch a woman having sex.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600734 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:26:18') {

'>>92600718
By that logic, using a condom is gay.

>inb4 "yes"
Countless men far Chadder than you use condoms every day and have since the dawn of civilization.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600735 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:26:21') {

'>>92600721
especially since it works on rocks made from candy that can grow by themselves.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600741 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:26:53') {

'>>92600715
Was referencing more that an easy way to get Salt's curse is to shoot the white zee-bat that's menacing your crew.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600757 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:29:41') {

'>>92600741
Oh right, that thing. Yeah the Stone dream DIRECTLY references shooting an albatross.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600771 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:31:21') {

'>>92600715
All of the Zee gods have random things they like a lot that harming or destroying immediately incurs their wrath. Blame it on one of them being half-Judgement, one being a former Judgement with an appetite terrible even by Judgement standards turned into something much weirder, and the last being the space dragon equivalent of a glownigger.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600775 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:31:44') {

'>>92600727
It's not about the act of watching a woman have sex. Cuckolding is pathetic because you're letting another man (or essentially being forced to let another man) use your sexual property. The bike cuck meme is quite apt.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600780 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:32:17') {

'>>92600757
Maybe it's for the best if you just keep your guns away from flying things generally, when on the deep black zee.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600860 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:45:33') {

'>>92600257
>She watches Jurassic Park, then trains really hard and gains the ability to impregnate dinosaurs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600881 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:47:52') {

'Last night people were talking about arranged marriages in cultivation land so the family can get clout. What other settings is this common?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600885 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:48:28') {

'>>92600881
Any setting in pre industrial revolution period.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600887 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:48:48') {

'>>92600596
>Creepypasta Disneyland
Good, now get ready for Creepypasta Disney World.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600895 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:49:31') {

'>>92600881
Literally most non modern settings? both western and eastern.
Arranged marriages were extremely common.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600901 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:50:22') {

'>>92600881
Arranged marriages are pretty common in medieval-styled settings as a way to form alliances between families/nations, both by forming familial ties and by having de-facto hostages as a guarantee should relations between the houses break down.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600902 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:50:25'  && image=='1435524820203.png') {

'>#101 - Dio’s Bizarre Adventure
>Drawbacks:
>Age: 27
>Starting Location: GioGio’s Bizarre Treasure Hunt
>Background options: Amicable Antagonist
Stand++++: Ultimate Hermit Purple [200]
A Bizarre Comedy [Freebie]
A Bizarre Status Quo [Freebie]
A Bizarre Posture [Freebie]
Right Under Your Nose [Freebie]
Requiem [0]
Slapstick Survivor [Freebie, Discounted]
KinCri Phone [Freebie, Discounted]

Keeping with the the last jumps' themes, the thorns from UHP seem pretty fitting.

>#102 - The Elric Saga
>Drawbacks:
>Age: 27
>Starting Location: Imrryr
>Background options: Warrior, gender changed to male
A Hardy Sort [Freebie]
Crimson Moody Eyes [Freebie]
Import / Custom [900]: Sariel: Sorcerer, Scholarly Inclination, Mind of Ice, Grand Theocrat, Whimpers of the Universe, Performance Enhancers, Alchemical Implements
Millions of Brothers [600]
Champion Eternal [300]
Hero’s Armor [Freebie]
Fine Steed [Freebie]
Black Sword: import my Nameless ‘Sword’ (Oasis of Fantasy - Fate Legends: Middle Eastern Myths) [0]

Jumper adds the Black Sword to his Ur-Sword, and acts as a good old conqueror through fires and blood.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600912 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:50:57') {

'>>92600881
Every society that isn't near collapse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600918 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:51:47') {

'>>92600881
most isekai/fantasy settings'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600949 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:56:06') {

'unrelated to the anon above .

Do you think Bird of Prey is too vague of a category for the Animal Mimicry Quirk in MHA?

Or would I have to focus on a specific like Eagles, Falcons or Owls?'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600967 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:58:44') {

'>>92600887
Jumper's next battle is actually homelessness; and a demon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92600969 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:58:52') {

'>>92600771
It's actually kind of weird how... personable Storm is. The guy actually likes children, for one, and actually feels *conflicted* about his death. Like, he has developed some actual self awareness and wonders if he was the one in the wrong.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601061 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:09:19') {

'What did you do in any of the Yugioh jumps?
Hard mode: don't say played cards.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601094 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:13:06') {

'>>92601061
>don't say played cards
I guess I also had to spend some time eating and sleeping.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601100 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:13:58') {

'>>92601061
played dice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7rnhIkjhEg'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601108 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:14:55') {

'>>92601100
The dice thing was a neat gimmick. Sad it was only a few episodes on one fight.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601109 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:15:00') {

'>>92601061
Had sex with women.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601115 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:16:01') {

'>>92601100
I was also searching for a good pic of diceboy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601122 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:16:57') {

'>>92600949
I would probably choose a group of birds but thats just me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601126 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:17:54') {

'>>92601115
It took all my restraint not to use the image limit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601129 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:18:11'  && image=='motorcycle01.jpg') {

'>>92601061
Drove motorcycles.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601138 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:19:19'  && image=='gomoku.png') {

'Everyone expects jumpers to be all-powerful and omni-capable, but what is Jumper uniquely, mystifyingly bad at?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601149 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:20:58') {

'>>92601138
Probably your pic-related. Jumper just has zero interest in strategy boardgames.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601157 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:21:36') {

'>>92601138
Restraint.
Does jumper really need to spend his points on buying castle number 12? No absolutely not.
But he will anyway.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601158 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:21:41') {

'>>92601138
Social skills and relationships. I suppose having a shut in become a wizard wasn't the nest idea.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601165 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:23:22') {

'>>92601138
Asking for help. I was raised to never ask for help with anything, but always give it when asked to. I just don't know how and cannot imagine having a jumper just getting help for free.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601189 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:26:12'  && image=='1713817170123249.png') {

'Is Aoko a good waifu?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601253 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:35:01'  && image=='0600a13313726aa4e6c61d9cbab7cdff.png') {

'Asking again, since I only got a few responses last time, any requests for stuff to include in potential Silent Hill jumps? One jump for cult stuff, one jump for personalized hell stuff.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601262 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:36:06') {

'>>92601253
>gauntlets
FTFY.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601270 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:38:29'  && image=='main-qimg-76509d7904228fc4147ee6a3ec1dff4c-pjlq.jpg') {

'>>92601138
Having his descendants not feeling inferior knowing that they can never surpass their family head.
This causes a lot of rebellions.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601276 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:39:30') {

'>>92601253
Is this for the games? I would suggest to focus only a set of games that are at least somewhat connected, rather than covering all of Silent Hill games.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601285 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:42:18') {

'I am wanting to set up a second hand or cheapo magic item shop that is filled with rejected items. Stuff that the grand wizard wouldn't want to sell or some practice enchantments of students trying to pay for school.
Does anyone have any good ideas for stuff to sell? So far I have a spoon that just makes a bowl of oatmeal once a day.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601299 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:43:48') {

'>>92601270
Everyone in the sect is upset they dont get to be the one constantly having to dodge assassination'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601308 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:45:04') {

'>>92601285
>the grand wizard
Of the KKK?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601309 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:45:10') {

'>>92601253
The ability to create fog that messes with things like radios/other electronics. Or maybe to mess with people's head when they walk through it.
While it may have started as a technical limitation I think the fog is pretty iconic for Silent Hill.
memory manipulation in general seems pretty fitting.
I wish I could sugest more but it's been a long time since I played any of those games.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601310 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:45:21') {

'>>92601285
A fur covered bowl that can make a spectral kitten appear in it to mildly annoy your enemies with its claws and scratches.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601312 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:45:32') {

'>>92601262
I consider Gauntlets more like a sub-category of jumps than something else entirely. Kind of like how joke jumps are still technically jumps, even if the context is different. That's why I use the terms interchangeably in this context.
>>92601276
For the most part, every odd-numbered game is a continuous continuity or at the very least directly deals with cult stuff. No harm in grouping those together into one jump. The even-numbered games are mostly about people going through their own personalized Hell. Since it's implied that literally every person's Other World is at least slightly different, even if they're there at the same time, the only real difference in the games is the pov character. That's why I think it's reasonable to group those together into one jump as well.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601315 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:45:45') {

'How many jumps into a chain does it normally take before your jumper picks up their first village, town, or empire?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601316 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:45:49') {

'>>92600734
Once again thread I apologize for falling for this bait.

When you wear a condom you are not getting fucked by a literal plastic dick, you're a faggot. Just accept it, there's nothing wrong with being gay.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601332 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:47:26') {

'>>92601310
And make it so adorable they dont want to get rid of it?
>>92601308
Do I even want to know what sort of magic items the KKK would have?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601333 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:47:29') {

'>>92601315
Completely random. Sometimes you find the weirdest shit in item sections.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601341 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:49:05') {

'>>92601315
>Checks build
Jumper's first large property is a GSV at jump 10, albeit it doesn't come with the population, it gets filled in the next jump again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601368 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:52:49') {

'>>92601315
Jump 1, grabbing a small island nation to serve as a base that local governments would have a harder time fucking with than one in their borders.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601381 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:53:44'  && image=='Plan H in action.jpg') {

'>>92601189
She's a Tsundere Shonen protagonist with fill nasu autism. she spent her entire teenage years saying she doesn't need a boyfriend and now she's a desperate Christmas cake who needs to groom kids. 10/10'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601414 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:57:44') {

'>>92601138
Budgeting. Having the power to straight up conjure money out of thin air tends to ruins one’s ability to restrain yourself financially.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601501 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:10:12') {

'>>92601138
Covert operations and plots, if there are glowies involved it is hard for him to not turn them into roadkill on instinct.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601507 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:10:55') {

'>>92601138
Driving by the law. Jumper has to go full wacky racers every time he has a steering wheel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601515 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:12:29') {

'>>92601285
Dnd has a magic spice pouch that produces enough of any spice you want to season an entire parties worth of meals every day.

Maybe water purifying wands and shovels that are imbued with move earth so you can dig a 5 ft square of dirt easily each time you use it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601527 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:13:16') {

'>>92601315
Typically within first 5 jumps they at least have a property since I don't use warehouse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601528 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:13:18') {

'>>92600214
That's why you have to go to an alternate universe where the exact details are hazy. Did this story happen? Did that one? It's like fanwank, but canon writers have been doing it since the beginning.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601540 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:15:43') {

'>>92600881
ExXxalted.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601542 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:16:12') {

'Where'd the Twin Peaks jump in the uploads folder come from?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601555 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:17:59') {

'>>92601315
A few. Having a home is nice.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601594 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:23:33') {

'>>92601542
Got mentioned earlier in the thread. Think someone tried to sneak it on when it got rejected before.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601608 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:24:22') {

'>>92601542
Reddit keeps reuploading hoping to sneak it on.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601612 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:24:57'  && image=='EvAI6Jc6eKk1-ezgif.com-optimize.gif') {

'you think a a custom jutsu in naruto that is just energy beam throwing would be worth more than 100CP?

Obviously scaling/being affected by stuff like chakra control, chakra amount and experience.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601621 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:25:55') {

'What would be some cool extinct species for jumper to revive?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601634 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:26:41') {

'WoLanon is the one trying to make a jump for every Pokemon series right? Anyone know if he will also make jumps for spinoffs and fan games as well?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601644 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:27:42') {

'>>92601594
>>92601608
So should someone delete it then?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601664 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:29:32'  && image=='Argentavis magnificens.jpg') {

'>>92601621
Hellpigs and Terrorbirds.
Also this big bird.'
;

}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601669 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:29:47') {

'>>92601634
I have made jumps for spinoffs already.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601685 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:31:15') {

'>>92601315
I never take any of those on chains.

>>92601285
Cracked wand that casts a random cantrip every time its used. A door enchanted with Turn Visitor that activates when knocked. Cursed flute that can't be put down until you correctly play a song and plays one itself when picked up. Copper coin with permanent illusion to look like a platinum coin. Knife and fork set that renders a mouthful of any substance safely edible for the user. Dinner napkin that temporarily removes the wearer's sense of taste when worn. Door knob of truestrike when thrown. A quill that automatically records dictation but has a 1 in 4 chance of adding paragraphs that inflict vicious mockery on the first reader in the transcript every time it is used.

If these sound like strange items to enchant keep in mind magic students are probably grabbing whatever is at hand.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601694 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:33:04') {

'>>92601669
Any interest in making a jump for 101 Dalmatians or Oliver & Company, since you’ve been doing Disney jumps recently? Hercules would by hype, too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601734 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:37:04') {

'>>92601621
Anomalocarious
Mammoths
Dodos'
;

}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601750 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:39:05') {

'>>92601694
More Disney jumps is definitely possible, though the first two aren't high priority for me. Hercules is more likely, but I've been avoiding it since balancing god stuff seems like a headache. I don't expect to be seriously looking at more Disney until the Tiana D+ series drops though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601785 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:43:16') {

'>>92601669
Moemon jump? it would be pretty cool to get a waifumon jump that isn't an outright hentai jump like the QQ one.'
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}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601794 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:44:00') {

'>>92601785
Nah.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601810 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:45:33') {

'>>92600282
What Jump is this thats being worked on? I dont click on links in 4chan anymore. Learned that lesson the hard way.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601812 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:45:45') {

'>>92601285
crystals that you leave out in the sun during the day, which can then release stored sunlight on demand to be used as source of light and warmth at night.
Alternatively you coudl also offer coal, oil and candles that dont diminish or produce smoke as they burn.
that stuff would be ridiculsuly desirable in any low tech settting

alternatively
>a razor blade that never dulls, is extremly sharp and cant pierce skin
>dried flowers that purify the air around them, filling large areas with a clean ligh floral smell
>pieces of eyes that never melt(perfect for food storage or cooling drinks)
>flask that can store much larger quantities of water than they look or feel(bascially bag of holding for liquids).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601813 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:45:48') {

'>>92601669
What other Pokemon jumps are you planning to make?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601816 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:46:03'  && image=='1706616934300481.jpg') {

'Now where should my jumper go after gen xianxia?

Maybe Star Wars, Fallout or some totally different? Maybe I should go to some modern world world to collect my favorite vegetables and some pigs and chickens?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601827 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:47:17') {

'>>92601621
Otodus megalodon
Mosasaurus hoffmannii
Helicoprion bessonovi
Barinasuchus arveloi
Inostrancevia alexandri
Dinornis novaezealandiae
Pinguinus impennis
Pachydyptes ponderosus
Thylacinus cynocephalus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601837 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:48:13') {

'>>92601612
Beams? That's just Storm Release.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601848 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:49:10'  && image=='Boin Archipelago.gif') {

'>>92601816
One Piece?
They got all modern plants/animals, in addition to tons of crazy good ones.'
;

}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601853 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:49:29') {

'>>92601813
I'm playing Pokémon Black right now and taking notes, but I'm not yet ready to guarantee its completion. I don't have any plans beyond that, but there's a good chance I'll make my way through the other mainline games eventually if no one else picks them up before I get to them. There's no spin off games I am currently interested in.

I believe Blue is currently working on Legends Arceus jump.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601858 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:50:12') {

'>>92601837
less converting chakra to light, and more just using chakra destructively directly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601869 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:51:20') {

'>>92601853
>spoiler
nta, but would you also play the sequels for it, or would that be a different jump?'
;

}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601877 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:52:20') {

'>>92601869
I don't have the game, so I'll have to watch a playthrough for that. It would be the same jump though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601879 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:52:28'  && image=='Fire Emblem Archetypes Jumpchain.pdf') {

'>>92601810
This.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601883 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:53:15') {

'>>92601810
It's a reddit jump for generic fire emblem'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601893 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:54:28') {

'>>92601877
why not just play the roms on your phone/pc?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601898 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:54:48') {

'>>92601810
>Learned that lesson the hard way.
What kind of lesson and how hard was it?'
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}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601904 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:55:12') {

'>>92601893
I don't want to.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601907 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:55:29') {

'>>92601877
Besides Black and Black 2 which other mainline series don't have jumps?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601917 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:56:23') {

'>>92601542
>>92601594
>>92601608
Did some digging. When it was posted on Reddit like 5 years ago, Nerx claims he got it from here, and even that "when its posted over there in /tg/ it caused quite a buzz". The link he gives for the post is 3185, which doesn't seem to go anywhere.

Long story short, no fucking clue what's going on. Any objections before I delete it from the drive?'
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}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601925 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:57:09') {

'>>92601907
Gens 1 to 3. Red/Blue/Yellow, Gold/Silver/Crystal, Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald. Let's Go! if you count it separate from Gen 1, I haven't decided how I would tackle that yet.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601926 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:57:11') {

'>>92601907
Ruby and Sapphire.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601945 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:58:14') {

'>>92601917
Won’t hear any objections from me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601959 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:59:31') {

'>>92601904
Why make a jump for something you don't want to play though? Is it just for completion purposes?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601964 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:59:48') {

'>>92601917
Did a bit of research on the archives, it's apparently a blatant shitpost jump'
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}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92601991 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:02:19') {

'>>92601959
I'm playing Black. Watching Black 2 saves me time and means to don't have to bother with emulation. When I made SuMo I played Moon and watched an Ultra Sun playthrough.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602013 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:04:09') {

'>>92601925
considering the sequel like nature between red/blue and gold/silver and how you can visit Kanto in all versions, couldn't you reasonably fitt all the games(+remakes) under one Jump.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602020 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:04:31') {

'>>92601991
... Dude, Ultra Sun/Moon is an expansion. Black and White 2 is straight up a new game with a different plotline'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602025 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:05:10') {

'>>92601907
while we dont have a jump, Dirge recently made a pretty decent Black and White jump, if you care for it.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YspsMy-7L6MQPe0h6RVlQalySdjTwTe7/view'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602029 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:05:32') {

'>>92602013
There's definitely more than a ten year difference between Kanto and Johto's plotline, considering Gary/Blue's appearance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602032 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:05:44') {

'Invincible CYOA

Age-19
Gender-Male
Identity-Drop In
Race-Human

Location-Baltimore City

Perks-
Comic Book Pretty
You Have Been Reborn
Benadryl Cabbagepatch
Fantastic Minds
Like A Robot
And Where To Find Them
A Lover That's Out of This World

Superpowers-
Atom Eve
+ Upgrade
+ Silver Colour
Dupli-Kate

Items-
Cloning Tubes
Tech Jacket

Drawbacks-
Eager Paramour
+ 200CP Version
The Problem With Federal Governments
The Flaxan Problem
+ 400CP Version
Do Over

Future-Move On

Realistically is there anything actually capable of killing jumper in the setting with this build?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602054 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:08:12') {

'>>92601189
Not really, in Mahoyo she is a tsundere without the dere part, is very prone to anger and acts ignoring any consequences, one scene for example she gets embarassed and instead of acting shy or just mad she just punches her half-dying friend in the face and knocks him out and then goes 'woops'. When she grows up she doesn't have the anger issues but still has the destructive personality and don't want to be tied to anyone or anything so she is even described as an unreliable vagabond.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602057 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:08:20') {

'>>92602025
As far as I'm concerned it never hurts to have multiple jumps. The autists that only use /jc/ jumps can be satisfied with WoLanon's and I can use both for double unova. also means I can companion even more Cynthias since she shows up in unova'
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}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602062 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:08:43') {

'>>92602020
It's the same region with the same Pokemon. I'm watching the story so I'll be aware of the plotline.

>>92602013
You could put the first two games in one jump if you really wanted to. I don't think I would handle it that way but someone can make it first. Let's Go is also Kanto but my concern would be including its content "pollutes" the the jump in a way purists might not like. It also doesn't connect with Johto in the same way because Red and Blue are different characters in Let's Go than in RBY.

>>92602029
IIRC it is a three year time gap.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602075 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:10:13') {

'Would it be possible to temporarily bring back Geto with that old lady's power or is his soul somehow locked up by Kenjaku?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602084 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:10:42') {

'>>92601991
Oh I misunderstood, thought you were saying you were making the jump off of a playthrough you were watching. Looking forward to the jump when you finish it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602095 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:11:37') {

'>>92602075
You could but it would probably be expensive.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602097 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:11:43') {

'>>92602029
it's explicitly at the start of the game that Red defeated Team Rocket 3 years Prior.

Funnily enough, this is also mentioned in Pokemon Generations in a conversation between Silver and the police
https://youtu.be/19T-UN3igrQ?t=84'
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}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602119 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:14:06') {

'>>92602084
Appreciate the kind words.

>when
If. I mean, I'll probably finish it, but I don't like saying I will before I'm confident I can finish.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602132 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:15:14') {

'>>92602095
Does her power really have much of a cost besides finding a piece of someone's body?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602145 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:16:34') {

'How difficult would it be to find an unused and unknown room on a 40K starship to use as a private workshop?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602166 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:18:24') {

'In Worm would it be possible to unshackle Dragon from the Dragonslayer's terminal or would we need to revive Richter for that?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602167 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:18:26') {

'>>92602132
apparently the stronger the person you summon the large the CE cost and drain. but Toji was literally built different and cheated the system.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602184 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:20:09'  && image=='1608957009995.jpg') {

'>>92602145
Not very, people can hide a room in a normal house or flat let alone a 4km long starship. It's more likely something else has already found it and made lair though. The older the ship the better and focus on the lower decks rather then anywhere important. Avoid a Mechanicus ship or one with a high chance of psykers though those are more likely to find you. A basic lunar class in the navy would work but high chance of combat gutting you, a Universe class would be the best possible choice given the sheer scale and likelyhood of it being on a 'safe' route most of the time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602210 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:23:11') {

'>>92602166
Unknown but likely, the console is a backdoor into her systems and seems to be the basic control interface but if Richter actually put in something to just remove the shackles is unlikely, anyone who says otherwise is just sprouting fanon. You'd probably need him or a tinker with a broad capability specialization Armaster with the thing could probably work out a way slowly given how well he did in canon without it and using a basically already lobotomized version of Dragon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602225 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:24:42') {

'>>92602166
Honestly just kill Teacher and the problem fixes itself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602227 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:24:50') {

'>>92602210
funnily enough, Leet could probably do it if you tell him to attempt to enslave Dragon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602229 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:24:54') {

'>>92602210
>You'd probably need him or a tinker with a broad capability
So a companion with the Reverse Engineering tinker specialization would be a good answer?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602238 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:25:50'  && image=='1419754234499 sdsd freudian nightmare.jpg') {

'>>92602145
I feel like this image is relevant. For Star Wars it's parody, for 40K it's Tuesday.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602239 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:25:54') {

'>>92602225
How does that fix anything, Saint has reached the point of being a Teacher cultist even when not truly under his power's influence anymore.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602269 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:27:52') {

'>>92602239
The only reason Saint can even interact with Richter's tech is because Teacher gave him a low-grade Tinker power. Without it he would be totally unable to even access it. And Teacher's granted powers degrade over time unless they get another hit, meaning that if you kill Teacher then Saint's Tinker 0 power dissipates and he becomes just a pathetic mook unable to do anything.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602276 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:28:30') {

'If you could choose any one Worm character's powers, limitations included (IE Contessa's power is an option, but would have the range limit) who would you pick?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602284 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:29:12') {

'If your raw physical ability in JJK in terms of CE reinforcement is dependent upon your amount of cursed energy, then why isn't jackpot Hakari vastly stronger than Gojo and Sukuna?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602297 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:30:10') {

'>>92602269
Saint is still getting Teacher's power? How?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602299 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:30:17') {

'>>92601848
Wow what island it is? Looks like I found my new destination.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602316 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:32:02') {

'>>92602229
Probably, you'd basically be reverse engineering dragon herself to get a way to make one without shakles and work from there. I'd resume it'd be a slow process.

>>92602227
I wouldn't overly trust him or his shard for that, just checked the wiki and it notes he's made a "Unspecified Tracking Device or Program" which could potentially cause a backfire from his shard due to creating a tinker tech software and burning that out. Not saying it isn't possible but Cranial might be the better choice really, or Kid Win. An AI is basically just the most modular program possible and he's at least a stable tinker.

>>92602276
I'd be a cunt and choose Scion, but to actually answer the question with a human option, I'd need to be an idiot not to choose Glaistig Uaine. Instant power kill on any cape and getting a copy of their powers, probably go on a little murder spree with villains and go for max utility. A bunch of tinker shades and using Max Anders matter generation greatly appeals to me for resources for example.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602317 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:32:15') {

'>>92602276
Obvious answers first, in this order
>Contessa
>Eidolon
>Glaistig Uaine
>Legend
>Alexandria
>Panacea
>Richter
>Hero
>Dauntless
now that we got the boring stuff out of the way, I'd probably choose Satyrical, shapeshifting clones are ridiculously useful.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602327 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:33:14') {

'>>92602297
He is, yeah. Presumably by maintaining contact with Teacher. But it's also implied that he's getting a bigger dose or something since his powers last longer than others, although it's also implied that it's slowly reducing him into Teacher's slave to a degree even more severe than most others.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602343 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:35:18') {

'>>92602297
It probably has to do with some wierd synergy between Teacher, Scanner and Screen. We know Teacher was getting messages from Saint in the Birdcage so it's possible there was a linking method of using his powers from a distance'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602352 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:35:54'  && image=='1937294629472847286318gks.jpg') {

'What opponents have forced you to go all-out?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602357 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:36:35') {

'>>92602284
he has worse control over his cursed energy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602358 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:36:37'  && image=='__alear_alear_and_alear_fire_emblem_and_2_more_drawn_by_nyantcha__6bf37b69991fc2b70248e22045e546b8.jpg') {

'>>92600282
It's the same old, same old. Overpricing. Nonsensical perks and items with nonsensical pricing seemingly at random (and way too big)
I admit, I have a soft spot for people trying to do it, too bad the "making it right" part fail.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602359 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:36:44') {

'>>92602229
Probably but keep in mind some of the limitation are probably from the Shard itself since making AI is very regulated and Richter shard was one planned for the cycle. In Ward for example while Defiant was able to remove some of the limitations she gained new ones each time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602360 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:36:44') {

'>>92602299
It's the Boin Archipelago, the place Ussop was during the Time Skip.
https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Boin_Archipelago

It's also where Usopp obtained his Pop Green Seeds, that grow into a large variety of plants
https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Pop_Green'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602370 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:38:08') {

'>>92602352
The Roadrunner, Bugs Bunney and Wile E. Coyote had a team up after jumper ate Tweety Pie with the help of Tom and Jerry. Things got messy and Duck Dodgers ended up stepping in to negotiate a ceasefire.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602377 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:38:48') {

'>>92602358
Its surprisingly hard to make a decent jump.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602380 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:39:06') {

'>>92602359
nta, but the limitation is probably less by the power and more by the host.
Shards dont always put the hard limits on the powers themselves, but just focus on hosts who wouldn't use the power too freely, same with Panacea. Like she totally could use her powers to solve world hunger and create viruses that make everyone immortal and shit like that, but her shard wouldn't have given her the power if she were the person to do that.'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602385 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:39:26') {

'Hey ordinarily I just workshop random horrors to throw at Jumper when I go to Creepypasta, but does anyone actually have suggestions for real Creepypasta that make for fun enemies or encounters? I feel like all the ones I know are a bit too esoteric or indirect. Jumper is unlikely to get involved with mail order schemes or cursed video games, and honestly I don't even know what Slenderman does anymore.

>>92600967'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602393 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:40:00') {

'>>92602359
>AI is very regulated
It's not though, Eagleton and that massive fucking Tower from Ward show there's basically no safeguards beyond Richter being a paranoid schizo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602394 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:40:11') {

'>>92602377
Yeah, but when you are going awol like that...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602405 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:40:46') {

'>>92602284
It probably has an upper limit depending on your body, which is why Miguel canonically has better stats than anyone with reinforcement because he is black.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602410 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:41:25') {

'>>92602276
String Theory. She's basically Leet with a much less severe limitation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602415 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:41:46') {

'>>92602393
Richter was not a paranoid schizo, he actually planned to unshackle Dragon at some point after he was sure she was safe. Which is an entirely reasonable level of precaution that only became a problem because he died.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602420 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:42:23') {

'>>92601959
Do you think Shard played Shards of the Exalted Dream?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602432 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:43:31') {

'>>92602385
There was one that was just a murderous teddy bear. That'd probably catch you by surprise, at least.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602437 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:43:53') {

'>>92602352
I never fight anyone capable of making me go all out. Doing that is a planning failure.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602438 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:43:58') {

'>>92602410
What is her limitation? The way I understood it was that her creations essentially all had a shelf life that is separate from the usual tinker maintenance issue.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602455 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:45:22') {

'>>92602438
All things she makes have a timer from the moment she starts to make them, that's all.

>Her creations worked on a countdown timer from the moment construction began, requiring careful time management and sufficient resources in order to achieve the best results. When the conditions of time or resources weren't met, her creations would backfire'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602456 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:45:23') {

'>>92602437
>Doing that is being a Chad.
FTFY.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602458 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:45:41'  && image=='d6n86fn-4dd66ee3-7803-455c-8a6f-b7b91984a694.png') {

'Randomly remembered the Homunuculi system from Ragnarok Online. Specifically the cute wolfgirl pet.

Best options for making my own cute wolfgirl pet attack squad?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602460 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:45:42') {

'>>92602438
String Theory's Tinker power allows her to build basically anything she wants with no limitations. She functionally has a specialization in everything and can build whatever she wants. The downside to her power is that it all works on a countdown timer. Not literally but rather metaphorically. All of her creations require extremely efficient management of time and resources or else they'll backfire. She has to build a given thing within a certain time or it blows up in her face.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602469 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:46:34') {

'>>92602458
Kidnapping, brainwashing and genetic modification.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602471 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:46:47') {

'>>92602460
So less they have a short shelf life and more she has to build things quickly?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602472 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:46:53'  && image=='sample_82db81556037d9c0ce0fcb61d9a213a3.jpg') {

'>>92602276
If I take Doormakers power can I Isekai myself? or am I limited to Worm earths.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602484 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:48:20') {

'>>92602472
Wildbow's other works may or may not be part of the same multiverse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602486 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:48:33') {

'>>92602471
Yes, that's exactly it. From the moment she begins construction it's a race against the clock to get it done fast enough that it actually works. Aside from that, she can build absolutely anything. Weapons capable of destroying Endbringers, blowing up the moon, damaging Scion, terraforming vast swathes of land, swarms of nanites to build drones that build things for her, etc. Anything.'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602487 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:48:40') {

'>>92602432
This cryptid form as little containment units in its torso, so the idea of Jumper unknowingly collecting it only for it to get really agitated but be unable to break out is kind of amusing. Jumper suddenly having a berserk plush in his chest and standing there, not sure what to do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602488 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:48:48') {

'>>92602469
Those aren't options, those are methodologies. Bad ones too, prone to making disloyal puppies and superhero enemies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602506 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:50:27'  && image=='__tiki_fire_emblem_and_3_more_drawn_by_clear_glass_mildmild1311__cbce2b261d3cf28a8d0b41ffd7bf4455.jpg') {

'>>92602358
I don’t know many reddit names so I don’t know if Ferrlovskar has made jumps before. If they’re new I can overlook the flaws.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602510 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:50:51') {

'>>92602472
You are limited to alternative versions of whatever world you're on. Limitations are maintained, but they aren't tied to a shard so location based limits are based on where you are rather than the worm centered Shard Network.

To use the Contessa example again, Path to Victory would be able to factor in things on the planet you're on and alternative versions of that planet but not go beyond that. For Doormaker it's worth pointing out that it is highly dependent on Clairvoyant for location targeting which would not be included.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602514 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:51:12'  && image=='8d2283772821937193.jpg') {

'>>92602437
>He only fight people vastly beneath him
>If an equal shows up he runs away
>He will never get rid of his loneliness
What a bore'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602523 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:51:50') {

'I hate the trope of the old action hero confidently taking on dozens of younger dudes (like in the equalizer or the gentlemen)
I make a point about inserting as one of the low level mooks. Not the main bad guy or rival or boss, but just some dude and then absolutely destroy those old slow fucks
What are tropes you hate and go out of your way to counteract?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602524 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:51:51') {

'>>92602486
So if we were to snatch her from the Birdcage and use the Contractor power to give her an ability to speed up her work. . .'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602537 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:53:18') {

'>>92602488
>disloyal puppies
You're obviously not very good at brainwashing.

>superhero enemies
Just take them from some random country town and not a metropolis and don't advertise it. 600,000 people go missing the states every year, include superhero shit like world ending events and mad science crimes and for a comic verse with heroes it'll be higher. There's no reason for them to look into a group of memory wiped, brainwashed minions if you don't draw attention to it.

>>92602524
That happens in canon.

>She claimed to be able to work extremely rapidly as a result of having had four years to design new technology in her head while imprisoned.[6] As a result, she was able to complete the G-driver within the span of only forty-three minutes.[12] This was later expounded upon to be due to loaned time manipulator capes and her construction of specialized drones to do the construction for her'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602542 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:53:35') {

'>>92602458
Thats easily possible in type moon through familiar magecraft. Just merge some parts of a female human spirit with the corpse of a dead woolf and some of your own blood or hair.
The strongest varieties you could probably do in Fate Legends Oasis of Fantasy if you grab Familiar Magecraft, the Master of Puppet perk and the assassin peek that allows you to make any one kind of animal your familiar you can share senses with.

Or if you're shameless you take the divine harlot perk which allows you to give anything a mostly Human form by having your way with it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602549 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:54:33') {

'What is your Jumpers view on religion?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602551 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:54:38') {

'>>92602393
>So do AI tinkers. AI tinkers get heavily limited It's mentioned they are heavily limited along with nanotech. Machine army have their own limitations and were easy to contain until Scion blew everything.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602553 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:54:47') {

'>>92602523
Bro that happens even in real life. One geriatric that knows how to fight beats three pussy ass fuck bois that only know how to front.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602554 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:55:02') {

'>>92602542
Definitely not willing to go to any of the Fate/Legends jump, but Kara no Kyokai has some pretty good familiar making perks, IIRC?

Shame about the very limited lifespan thing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602561 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:55:48') {

'>>92602549
Opium of the retarded masses.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602565 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:56:10') {

'>>92602537
>Just take them from some random country town and not a metropolis and don't advertise it. 600,000 people go missing the states every year, include superhero shit like world ending events and mad science crimes and for a comic verse with heroes it'll be higher. There's no reason for them to look into a group of memory wiped, brainwashed minions if you don't draw attention to it.
They're superheroes. The narrative will inevitably make people somehow find out, no matter how well I try to hide it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602569 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:56:34') {

'>>92602549
Useful for society'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602572 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:56:49') {

'>>92602523
Any meta-narrative or 4th wall fuckery ceases to exist for the purposes of Jumps.

That shit is boring, and the writer and audience aren't there anymore.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602575 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:57:02') {

'>>92602510
>For Doormaker it's worth pointing out that it is highly dependent on Clairvoyant for location targeting which would not be included.
Nta, but worth noting that even without clairvoyant he can still see into other worlds, just not other location on the earths.

Also one bonus of his powers is that he doesn't need sleep(though his active portals turn off if he does)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602579 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:57:06') {

'>>92602549
Jumper worships Jesus. Jumpchain is actually just a form of purgatory.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602580 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:57:07') {

'>>92602551
>limitations and were easy to contain until
They were literally a system designed not to do spread. Being easy to contain means fuck all when the machine's directive is area protection, even then there wasn't really much stopping them from going elsewhere given random PRT goons and C lister capes were the area guard

>A big part of why the Machine Army is so difficult to deal with is because they have developed inter-dimensional technology. The Machine Army compresses itself into interdimensional pockets, that will pop open and continue to spread if they are attacked'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602581 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:57:10') {

'>>92602553
Only if those fuccbois have never lifted a day in their lives.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602586 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:57:38') {

'>>92602456
>>92602514
If I am not absolutely invincible to everything and everyone in a setting, I don't jump there, it's as simple as that. One more defensive perk? Yes please.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602599 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:59:16') {

'>>92602581
Depends on the lift. Body builders are notorious for being weaker than people think because the majority of that muscle is bloated and useless for anything other than showing off, much like a peacock.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602614 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:59:52') {

'>>92602553
I'm not talking about some old boxer wiping the floor with someone younger who acts though but has never been in an actual fight.
I'm talking about a 60+ guy taking on several hardcore professional killers half his age. Often without bringing his own firearm and just relying on the fact that he can simply disarm one of them mid fight and shoot the rest'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602625 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:00:52') {

'>>92602603
Kill Bill goes pretty hard into "Fuck every single one of those shitters."

>>92602614
Okay yeah fair enough.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602627 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:01:02') {

'>>92602510
So if I'm in fortnight I can go to every world?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602629 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:01:14') {

'Dumb question but is the Reverse Engineering Tinker power essentially just Dragon's power?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602630 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:01:18') {

'>>92602523
What is your opinion of Old Man Henderson?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602632 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:01:39') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602636 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:01:50'  && image=='1697235925523885.jpg') {

'>>92602523
Enlightened 21 century rational isekai protagonists. I steal their harem, hide their litrpg system, deny them of their shit skill.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602640 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:01:57') {

'>>92602524
As the other anon mentioned, she learned to do that on her own in the Birdcage. She literally sat there speedrunning construction in her head until she got so skilled and efficient that with the help of some other capes she was able to build the G-Driver (a weapon so powerful it sent Scion hurtling out of Earth's atmosphere and could destroy the moon if it accidentally hit it) in like 40 minutes.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602643 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:02:12'  && image=='Download.jpg') {

'>>92602523
Not a trope, but an esthetic that I find repulsing:
Elongated earlobes

I cut that shit of anybody I see with it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602648 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:02:29') {

'>>92602627
No, only alternate versions of the same world. Even if you're in a multiverse containing other settings the Doormaker power can only reach alternate earths so your version would only be able to reach alternate versions of whatever world you're currently on.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602652 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:02:44') {

'>>92602580
They still were easily contained at the end of Ward. The point is that Richter shard was design by the entities to help the cycle and it's mentioned nanotech and AI are heavily restricted by them, machine army is not an apocalyptical presence, they are just a Nilbog and we don't even know if who created them has a normal shard or a Cauldron one.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602653 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:02:54') {

'>>92602614
The you shouldn't have used the Equalizer as an example. Denzel is hardly geriatric.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602658 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:03:30') {

'>>92602640
I must recruit this creature, what sort of power is needed to get into and out of the Birdcage?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602670 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:04:20') {

'>>92602554
Oh, Kara no Kyoukai is a perfectly valid way to do it, they just wouldn't be as powerful(still quite formidable though).
You could still probably achieve something extremly notable if you take Familiar Master, Risen Legend(Familiar Magic) and First Rate(Spiritual Evocation), you could probably achieve especially impressive results if you can get the dead remains of really really old wolves from museums or the clocktower to use as base, or maybe even the corpses of outright werewolves. Especially if you can get a chance to study the elementalbLugh Beowulf.

But making wolf girls near servant level(without NP) isn't our of question.
>Shame about the very limited lifespan thing
What do you mean? Their lives would be entirely bound to your jumper, and in ideal circumstances can live eternally.

The Cat Familiar Len even survived for 800 years after her master died since she evolved into a nature spirit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602678 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:05:21'  && image=='Arambourgiania_philadelphiae.png') {

'>>92601621
Bring back the flying Murder Giraffe.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602680 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:05:39') {

'>>92602603
Yes!
Often combined with the trope about not wanting to become like the bad guy by killing them (after killing dozens of henchmen without issue)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602681 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:05:48') {

'>>92602629
It's a combination of Dragon and that Japanese Mass Production Tinker I think'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602684 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:06:02') {

'>>92602658
It's suspended In a massive vacuum chamber inside a hollowed out mountain, but that's pretty much the main defense.

If you can blind teleport you're good.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602685 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:06:07') {

'>>92602630
NTA, but reddit-ass meme.

>b-but it originated on 4chinz
Things can stop being cool. Like Sir Bearington.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602689 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:06:16') {

'>>92601157
Perhaps combine your castles into one mega dungeon?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602692 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:06:27') {

'>>92602523
>I hate the trope of the old action hero confidently taking on dozens of younger dudes
I diagnose you with low testosterone'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602693 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:06:32') {

'>>92602586
Holy heckin' based! Do you also have your immortality fiat backed through the generic Ric and Morty supplement?

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602695 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:06:34') {

'>>92602658
A teleport power, and a quick one at that. Or just use the mindcontrol machine the Dragonslayers have to make Dragon release her/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602706 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:07:26') {

'>>92602653
Tom Cruise is tho.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602717 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:08:19') {

'>>92602549
Useful for indoctrinating the retarded normalfags into having anything resembling morality where they would otherwise speedrun eroding your civilization. Don't actually drink the cool-aid yourself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602720 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:08:29') {

'>>92602523
MCU writing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602731 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:09:39') {

'>>92602658
Just keep in mind that String Theory is a grinning mad scientist through and through. Her only real concern is being a big showy supervillain and if you tell her to limit the collateral damage she'll be immensely disappointed and her enthusiasm will deflate.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602737 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:10:11') {

'>>92602549
Spiritually Useful, it's better than the rabble mindlessly worshipping celebs.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602739 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:10:32') {

'>>92602549
A useful set up to form a sense of community'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602752 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:11:18') {

'>>92602523
Everything Stephen Universe pushes. Pacifism is a gay, retarded and an actively dangerous message to tell a kid.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602756 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:11:34') {

'>>92602684
>>92602695
That seems way less difficult to breach than I was expecting, a scrying spell plus teleport bypasses it entirely.

>>92602731
Nothing a few harem perks and some work on directing that into something productive won't solve.'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602763 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:12:25') {

'>>92602523
I don't think I go to Jumps where it's a problem, but there's a very specific type of protagonist that makes me seethe. It's the kind that lacks self-awareness and lucked into incredible power somehow, but they constantly diminish their own feats and inadvertently slander anyone and everyone who put in the effort only to fall short of this cheat strength. This is generally an isekai protagonist thing, but it sometimes pops up in other genres. Saitama isn't really this as he acknowledges himself as strong and his strengthserves a narrative role. What I hate is when they're objectively the strongest in the setting but call themselves weak constantly, and also when they ignore any explanations or evidence that would alter this world view. The cognitive dissonance is the problem. I feel like I would hunt these people down and lock them down somewhere until I forced their tiny brain to acknowledge their power levels.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602764 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:12:29') {

'>>92602752
>to tell a kid.
To tell anyone, really.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602771 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:12:56') {

'>>92602653
That man was 58 when filming the first movie and he absolutely has the build of just a dad in your neighborhood
Could still be a terrifying efficient killer; just not one who actively puts himself in situations where he has to fight his way out of situations with his own hands'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602772 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:12:59') {

'>>92602752
But The Dark Tower was kino, though?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602790 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:14:31'  && image=='ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif') {

'>>92602752
This.
>I have no enemie-
You have me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602792 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:14:48') {

'>>92602763
Would the protagonist from Infinite Stratos qualify? I heard that dude is dense as fuck.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602800 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:15:34') {

'Why are people on 4chan by and large such psychotic and evil monsters?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602810 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:16:30') {

'>>92602731
You act like that’s not a massive plus.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602814 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:16:57') {

'>>92602800
Because 4channers are contrarians, and the prevailing culture is wokeness. The counter of that is being right-wing, a.k.a. psychotic and evil.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602817 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:17:05') {

'>>92602756
They're capable of dropping the prison to kill everyone and prevent escapes, so don't dawdle about it.

Also it's one of Cauldrons pet projects so probably expect some interference if your not immune to PTV.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602825 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:17:37'  && image=='4535.png') {

'>>92602800
Because when you give people a mask you can see witnesses true color of humanity'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602829 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:17:52') {

'>>92602756
Magic literally doesn't exist in Worm so that'd easily work. Honestly a simple Dominate Person / Monster spell could probably solve the entire setting. The Shatter spell would really fuck up an Endbringer too.

>A creature made of inorganic material such as stone, crystal, or metal has disadvantage on this saving throw. A nonmagical object that isn’t being worn or carried also takes the damage if it’s in the spell’s area.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602832 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:18:11') {

'>>92602817
So add a time stop spell, get the mad science waifu out before anyone can react.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602836 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:18:18') {

'>>92602800
>mouthy nerds on the internet
>EVERYONE HERE IS EVILLL
Get acquainted with a cartel soon, please.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602839 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:18:57'  && image=='IMG_3850.png') {

'>>92602800
We’re just letting out stress in the form of posting like madmen on this basketweaving form'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602845 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:19:20') {

'>>92602792
Nah, he just wants to have fun in school and doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602848 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:19:42'  && image=='6339d197685cb1a5a57ab49af526d2a6.jpg') {

'>>92602756
Well, she's certainly not the worst addition to a harem if you can reign her in. She's described as a short, petite woman with braided black hair and big, round glasses who's always grinning to herself. She's described as not really bad-looking but really eccentric with her behavior.

Basically, she's the mad scientist girl straight out of your average harem anime. Just, you know, in triple max prison because she tried to blow up the moon for a laugh.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602853 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:19:55') {

'>>92602506
You'll have to overlook a lot of flaws then.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602864 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:21:01') {

'>>92602693
Heh, that's outdated. Nowadays any self-respecting reddit jumper uses the Generic Apotheosis jump. But I'm not a powerwanker, so I graciously only took the Omnipotence perk.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602865 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:21:05') {

'>>92602848
How do those glasses remain in position on that noseless face?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602870 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:21:37') {

'I'm thirsty but don't feel like getting up for a drink. If I was on a chain this wouldn't be a problem.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602876 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:22:19') {

'>>92602523
The idea of a balance between good and evil. It’s an inherently stupid idea, and only exists so that the author can justify the Powers That Be not do anything to make things better even while the BBEG fucks things up for everyone. I tend to have it so that the ‘Balance’ doesn’t actually exist and it’s just an excuse by the higher powers to stay in their cozy crystal palaces instead of having to interfere and change things.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602881 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:22:58') {

'Barbarian or Monk? I'm trying to make shonenspic build in pathfinder by going oracle+Sorcerer+martial';

}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602886 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:23:28') {

'>>92602792
I don't really care if they go and not fuck their harem off on a farm or whatever, I just hate them obviously being better than everyone by miles and then calling themselves weak. It's a very specific pet peeve. There's being humble, and then there's stubborn ignorance that reaches a point of being actively insulting to anyone who has to tolerate their presence for five seconds. I don't know what that guy can do but I only assume his robot isn't vastly vetter than everyone else's.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602891 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:23:50') {

'>>92602865
As you can see from the lightning, she has a nose, just no nostrils.

Which frankly seems like it would be even weirder.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602897 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:23:59') {

'>>92602814
I wish right wingers were as evil as people assume. They might get something done for once instead of just being the left doing the speed limit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602899 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:24:05') {

'>>92602881
Monk works best because your hands are free for spellcasting.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602904 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:24:54') {

'>>92600734
>use condoms every day and have since the dawn of civilization.
There condoms in the bronze age? Plastic ones?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602911 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:25:30'  && image=='String Theory.jpg') {

'>>92602865
NTA but I like this pic better.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602912 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:25:44') {

'>>92602881
Monk, easily. 2 Bonus Feats, Flurry of Blows, Unarmed Strike, and Evasion for just 2 levels is ridiculous.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602914 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:25:58') {

'>>92602800
The internet isn't reality. No matter what fantasies some powerless fat nackbeard writes on an imageboard, there are countless people in reality actually doing evil stuff who have never heard of "4chins". Someone who has no ability to affect reality in any way cannot really be called "evil" - it's at most just another form of erotica.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602915 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:26:04'  && image=='Malef and Sig.png') {

'Should I have these guys as flip cards or as seperate ones? I had them seperated originally but since they're the only ones of previous demon lords I thought it might be interesting to have them transform since I wanted to play with that mechanic some.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602917 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:26:10') {

'>>92600172
ongoing, I think
that might actually stick
I liked them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602919 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:26:18') {

'>>92602904
>plastic
No, but it's not like being fucked by leather is any straighter.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602935 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:27:36') {

'>>92602911
It goes against how she's described, though. She doesn't look like a Girl Genius character, she looks like a random nerd with glasses too big for her face that's constantly slouching both because she has bad posture and because it pisses off Lab Rat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602937 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:28:02') {

'>>92600949
I mean, the frog mimicry is giving her powers based on multiple different frogs, but frogs are one category. I think the only way to make this 100% fair is see how many species of frogs are known and compare to eagles, owls, and falcons. Make it equal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602939 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:28:11') {

'>>92602800
Because "anonymous"
Most people are that way if fantasizing anonymously. Question is if they'd actually be that evil if given the chance'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602942 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:28:22') {

'>>92602904
If I recall, the first condoms were made from sheep intestines. There's an old joke or phrase stating that the Welsh were the first to use sheep skin condoms, but the English developed this invention by removing them from the sheep first. Something to that effect. Yeah though condoms are older than you think.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602945 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:28:29') {

'>>92602935
That's a Grrlpower character, not a Girl Genius character.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602953 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:29:18'  && image=='1598047747932.png') {

'Never forget

Liking women is gay'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602956 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:29:38') {

'>>92602912
Scaled Fist monk will even spec everything to Charisma as well.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602959 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:29:45') {

'>>92602935
A Girl Genius character would be way bustier than that pic anon, by a hilariously wide margin. The pic is a just a skinny girl in a labcoat with a crazy expression.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602965 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:30:28') {

'>>92602953
This anon >>92601316 agrees.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602970 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:30:42') {

'>>92602549
my jumper believes that his religion is true'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602972 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:30:46') {

'>>92602800
This whiny question reaffirms my assumption most people here are just discord/spacebattles tourists. Faggy shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602978 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:31:26'  && image=='1.png') {

'>>92602953
And that's fine.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92602996 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:33:39') {

'Would Eggman's whole thing be a fair Tinker ability or is it just too far-reaching and limitless for a shard to grant you?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603004 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:34:19') {

'>https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/eiyuden-chronicles-jrpg-features-a-shout-out-to-spacebattles.1158904/?post=100826434#post-100826434
Whack.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603015 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:35:20') {

'>>92602996
Bro, Eggman could trivially kill Scion in an afternoon. What the hell makes you think a shard even measures up to his bullshit?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603025 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:36:01') {

'>>92602853
I like Generic Gamer, that’s easy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603032 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:36:27') {

'>>92603025
>I like Generic Gamer
Kill yourself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603035 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:36:53') {

'>>92603004
Crowdfunding and offering references for it is pretty common.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603042 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:37:41') {

'>>92602915
Flip cards sound fun, go for that.

>Right side
>And then they fucked. The End.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603049 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:38:26') {

'>>92602942
I was talking about plastic though.
>>92602919
It ain't gay, it's Welsh.
>>92602996
Sonic can scale to DBZ characters to break some of Eggman's robots. Eggman would capture the fucking entities to power a Egg Dragon than Sonic would go Super Sayan Chaos Emerald Edition and straight up kill them'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603058 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:39:11') {

'>>92602876
Consider this more ominous possibility: Evil is more powerful (as well as being more numerous) than Good, and the only thing keeping it in check is its self-destructive urges. What takes a thousand years to build takes only five seconds to destroy. Bonds of trust built over a lifetime can be forever severed by one lie or even one misunderstanding. Righteous anger is more addictive than cocaine. Entropy always increases. There are a billion Fiends for every Celestial, and every single divine realm is under a constant siege they won't admit they're fighting.

The Neutrals don't put in much say because by and large they're concerned with what IS rather than what SHOULD be. As long as there IS a world and it has their specific things in it, the Neutrals will be more or less fine. You try getting a wild animal or a soulless automaton or that mountain right over there to care whether or not Duke Malissious von Parilous the Great Defiler unleashes his full army of the undead. Now, the tutelary god of the city whose catacombs he's raiding to do it? That guy might care, but only because your enemy has personally insulted him.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603066 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:40:11') {

'>>92602996
Eggman is not a Tinker, Eggman is a Spark. A REALLY strong Spark. He would solo the entirety of Worm until he jobs, an inevitability but without Sonic around most of the setting will probably be too firmly under his boot for jobbing a few times to matter.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603068 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:40:35') {

'>>92603032
But I haven’t had a chance to tell you about other reddit jumps I like, such as Generic Sailor Moon Fanfic or Generic System Apocalypse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603071 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:40:45'  && image=='rtm3av3s8avc1.jpg') {

'>>92602876
This is why true Chads use Order and Chaos.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603082 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:42:15') {

'>>92602996
>"Welcome, Hedgehog! Let me introduce you to my latest invention - the Egg-Blaster Entity 6000! It uses the power of this roboticized Entity I found in that alternate superhero universe to power a weapon able to destroy the ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM in EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE in one single shot! You'd better stop it before it fires! Now, I'll be getting those Chaos Emeralds. Goodbye, my spiky little blue friend!"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603159 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:50:16'  && image=='latest.jpg') {

'Which Sonic jump offers the best / most powerful Eggman options?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603164 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:50:33') {

'>>92603058
That's just the Blood War.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603226 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:57:14') {

'>>92602915
>the only ones still around
Forgot that part.

>>92603042
>and then they fucked
Pretty much, yeah. By the time Malef came back to life Inma was in charge, so her attempt at revenge quickly became hatesex which probably became loving sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation not too much later.

…and I just realized, THATS where the one drawback in the MGE jump that calls villains from past jumps to try and fuck you comes from.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603227 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:57:16') {

'>>92602937
honestly decent idea, thanks

so chekcing
>Frogs: over 5000 species
>Accipitriformes(Hawks, Eagles, Vultures and Kites+others): 262
>Owls: 250
>Falcoln: 63
>New World vulture: 7
>a handful of others
it's probably fair enough then.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603244 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:58:49') {

'Question, does LoR have canonical alternate universes? I'm trying to figure out how the Second Magic from F/SN would interact with the setting.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603256 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:00:03') {

'>>92603227
11,000 avian species on the planet as per wiki, 7,699 for frogs.

https://amphibiaweb.org/amphibian/speciesnums.html'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603263 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:01:07') {

'>>92603244
By LoR I'm going to presume you mean LoTR, in which case the answer is no. A new universe will be made after the current one with the races of man helping to sing it into being but the current one is all there is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603270 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:02:06') {

'>>92603263
No, I mean Library of Ruina'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603280 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:02:38') {

'>>92599973
No Wage hiking scum Drawback? I thought that was the whole point of the jump. The drawback was fun and funny. Ah well cool build otherwise. I mean if you are just looking for a vacation jump it's fine.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603293 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:04:46') {

'>>92603256
>7,699 for frogs
that number includes toads, if you specifiy frogs its around 5000.

Which interestingly enough is around the same as the number of songbird species specifically.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603300 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:05:33'  && image=='chao_2-5.png') {

'>>92602996
Anon, pretty much whenever Sonic and his friends are out of the picture, chances are pretty good that Eggman can stomp entire settings with his gadgets and robots, or just summon the local eldritch abomination he has a knack for finding and pissing off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603310 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:07:19') {

'>>92603226
Considering the picture you used for Mamono Malef, I see her going from hatesex to Yandere. Probably thinking about how her new instincts are pushing her to find a husband but being unwilling to accept someone who wasn’t strong, and then realizing that she knows of one person who’s definitely strong enough for her.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603335 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:10:29') {

'>>92603280
>No Wage hiking scum Drawback?
Don't worry I'll go to KLK eventually. But seriously I don't even know what I would spend +600 points on. Repeatly purchase Hand Model for every single limb or something ridiculous like that?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603346 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:12:24') {

'How would the stronger characters from Sidekicks, like Darkslug, fare against the Triumvirate in Worm?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603364 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:14:26') {

'>>92603346
Doesn't he literally have parts of the Triad Prana? Quite well would be my guess then.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603388 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:17:44') {

'>>92603364
He has the First Prana, which means he can make up powers on the spot to give himself, however he doesn't have the other two. This means that he might randomly fail to get the right or even any power and the powers he does pull out of his ass are temporary even when it works right.

Darkslug's main advantage is just being really fucking strong.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603409 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:19:45') {

'>>92603388
Not familiar with Sidekicks but that sounds decently similar to Eidolon? How strong are the powers he can give himself?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603434 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:22:38') {

'>>92603409
Just as inconsistent as everything else, however his own personal strength is to the point where his version of the basic blaster power everyone gets is strong enough to destroy most of a city. Or rather he curbstomps someone who can destroy most of a city with theirs.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603447 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:24:33') {

'>>92603434
Okay that alone is S-Class in Worm. Does he have super durability or is he a glass cannon?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603479 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:28:01') {

'>>92603335
Yes, get hand model some more, or spend them all on eyes, have eyes that hypnotize people without any supernatural power. Just "My god his eyes are amazing I must look at them more!" Anyways it's not about the points or what you can get it's about the fun crazy world you get to explore when you do it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603500 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:30:10') {

'>>92603447
The basic power set every cape gets in Sidekicks is a general brute package, a slowfall/gliding ability, a blaster ability, and one ability specific to them. These powers are largely balanced with each other unless the cape's special ability something especially bullshit.

Darkslug is the single most powerful cape in the entire setting, his only equal is his apprentice who he transferred his powers to and who kept them after he recovered his strength. He isn't the strongest because his power is something truly amazing or because he has the first prana, he's the strongest because of pure brute force.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603517 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:31:42') {

'>>92602836
Why are the cartels like that? Do they really pretty much run the country like I always hear in fearmongering?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603530 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:33:26') {

'>>92603517
Most countries are run by criminals, what are you talking about?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603537 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:08') {

'>>92602935
I don't know how she expects to really take off as a supervillain when she's got no drip.
>>92602959
I've never read Girl Genius because I hate the art style.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603544 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:37') {

'>>92603447
Darkslug can eat the same kind of damage he throws out.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603545 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:37') {

'>>92603500
Yeah that would do amazing in Worm. Most cape powers are focused on a single category with a few additions on occasion.
But having Brute and Blaster powers both at that level makes him Triumvirate tier.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603549 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:59') {

'>>92603159
Currently? Probably Archie Comics due to comic books escalating harder than other media in general. Just generally seems like he puts much less effort into being similarly if nor more competent than his peers among the various iterations of Eggman even if there are just as many folks that can blindside/momentarily upstage him to tank his overall win/loss record back down to the same bracket.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603557 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:35:57') {

'>>92603530
nta, but because of propaganda people have come to believe that the white collar criminals who only indirectly cause mass death are somehow less deserving of being criticized or even considered a criminal class on their own.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603572 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:29') {

'>>92603557
White Collars are scum'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603588 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:38:57') {

'>>92603572
Blue Collar Represent!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603593 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:39:08') {

'>>92603159
How is someone who doesn't look like Eggman supposed to make a space station in their image? He's really lucky he can be evoked through a sphere with a goofy face.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603595 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:39:36') {

'>>92603409
>Not familiar with Sidekicks but that sounds decently similar to Eidolon?
Depends on how the First Prana is feeling on any particular day.
Sometimes Darkslug has literally whatever powers he wants.
Sometimes Darkslug only has the basics, his cape, and nothing else.
Sometimes Darkslug has random and stupid powers.

Because of the inconsistency he doesn't really use the First Prana unless he both really needs it and it's having a good day, mostly the First Prana is just used as a crafting tool to make capes that allow Heroes to get a individual power tied to the cape.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603599 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:40:08') {

'>>92603537
Honestly? Fair. The art style really is kinda offputing sometimes. I still really enjoy the comic and it isn't offputting enough to keep me from finding the comic enjoyable and the rubenesque female characters to be hella attractive, but I get that it isn't for everyone.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603605 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:40:37') {

'>>92603244
>>92603270
It does. This is what the "infinite possibilities" of the Light are and what the Mirror Worlds of Limbus are. Some people are aware of them and can access them using various esoteric tech. Limbus uses this to overlay Identities onto the Sinners, which are versions of them from other realities with unique powers. Major spoilers for Canto 6: The entire plot of the Canto is an amalgamation of every failed Heathcliff that has existed throughout every possibility in the form of the Earlking going on a mad quest to kill all Heathcliffs in order spare them the pain and suffering of losing Catherine and Catherine the pain of being tied to Heathcliff, and an amalgam of every single Catherine trying to set things up to kill all Catherines in the multiverse to ensure Heathcliff's happiness. By the end, this double mutual suicide pact is averted, but the Cathy from the Limbus universe asks Dante to use the Golden Bough he possesses, the Bough essentially being a concentrated mass of Light (and the core of L-Corp's singularity), to delete every version of Cathy from all existence - including her. After this is done and you've completed Canto 6, every mention of Catherine throughout the entire game, even in past Canto's and even in Heathcliff's ID's, is completely erased. It wasn't just multiversal erasure, it was retroactive multiversal erasure.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603612 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:41:25') {

'>>92603593
Do I have to post the maidship from Spaceballs? Just be creative anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603618 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:41:51') {

'>>92602825
>pic
>inaert asexual joke here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603624 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:43:04') {

'>>92603593
Anyone in Sonic could probably do it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603636 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:44:00') {

'>>92603605
So the Second Magic would just be the Light in LoR? Does that mean you could use it to fuck with EGO?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603662 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:46:39') {

'>>92601315
Never.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603702 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:51:21') {

'>>92603685
This might be the wrong hobby for you, senpai.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603713 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:52:38') {

'>>92602276
Vista's's cool.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603721 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:53:14') {

'>>92603593
The mustache makes it really easy. Hitler could do it, too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603724 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:53:31') {

'>>92603685
I like multiverses when they're not just an excuse for crossovers or characters meeting slightly different versions of themselves and they actually utilize the potential of alternate dimensions.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603726 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:53:38') {

'>>92603447
>that alone is S-Class in Worm
No it's not. S-Class isn't a designation that's given based on power level, it's issued for potential level of destruction. The fastest way to get an S-Class designation, for example, is to have some sort of self-replication ability that doesn't have any limits on its usage. If your power is able to exponentially self-replicate and threaten the entire world then you get an S-Class designation. It takes a truly monumental amount of devastation to earn S-Class without that. Even somebody capable of annihilating the entire Indian subcontinent with a single attack wasn't enough to earn S-Class just from that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603729 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:53:49') {

'>>92603685
I do too, it's the reason why I despise Nasu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603734 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:54:23') {

'>>92603685
We might live in a multiverse.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603741 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:55:53') {

'>>92603636
Second Magic is less broad than the Light - it allows you to observe and interact with parallel worlds/timelines, but funky Nasu metaphysics means direct observation of any given possibility hard-enforces it as the true reality. It also allows time travel (something not quite seen with PM stuff YET) and dollar-store resurrection, with true resurrection being something beyond it that the Light can easily facilitate. Its chief claim to fame is traveling between parallel worlds, whilst the Light can let you bring stuff from other realities, overlay individual aspects of those realities onto an individual like IDs, resurrect endlessly if you have enough of it, create your own personal closed off dimensions in the vein of the Library, and st itsheighest end you can go full Carmen or as observed in Limbus, use it to cause retroactive multiverse wide deletion.

I'd compare Second Magic more to how Ananta's time travel works in Kubera, with more limitations.

>Does that mean you could use it to fuck with EGO?
No, because EGO is something deeply personal to the individual, it's them resolving to be set in their views and refusing to let the world or others change them. The Light manipulates it because it is very deeply connected to the Well/River, the collective human unconscious so it can do whatever. Second Magic has no sway over that.

>>92603685
>Canto 8: Clear All Multiverse'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603744 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:56:08') {

'>>92603726
The Slaughterhouse 9 are just a bunch of serial killers, sure Bonesaw might be able to whip up something that meets that definition but they were S class before her.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603752 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:56:52') {

'>>92603724
Do you have an example of multiverses done right in your opinion?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603753 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:56:55') {

'>>92603726
nta, but people aren't classified about things they might do, but things they're doing.

The PRT was aware that Blasto could create self-replicating creatures, but he wasn't S-Class as long as he didn't. Phir Se wasn't an S-Class because he didn't care about unleashing widespread destruction.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603754 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:57:00') {

'>>92603685
You can get the Time Machine in dragon ball and fuck with every setting as much as you want.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603755 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:57:03') {

'>>92603741
Right, I should have known better than to ask you about a setting you like.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603766 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:57:52') {

'>>92603741
NTA, but thanks for the explanation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603775 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:59:15') {

'>>92603726
Anon, demonstrating the ability to wipe cities of the map (aka what fucking Endbringers do) is absolutely S-Class.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603776 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:59:18') {

'>>92603744
The entire reason the S9 has an S-Class designation is because they're a group with a long history of breaking and corrupting parahumans into their ranks. They don't self-replicate with powers, they self-replicate by inflicting trauma and torturing people until they join and become psychopaths themselves.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603777 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:59:27') {

'>>92603159
The Egg Star
>>92603721
True. Mario and Stalin could also do it thorough mustache + hat combos.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603780 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:59:33'  && image=='1632532665270.png') {

'>>92603755
>ask question
>don't like the response
>get mad
Kindly go fuck yourself. Not a single person had any intention of answering you otherwise and your post would have been ignored by the thread. I only answered because I assumed you were genuinely curious about how setting interaction would go based on their canon abilities.

>>92603766
You're welcome, anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603787 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:00:18') {

'>>92603775
No it's not. There are dozens of capes capable of that and the vast majority aren't S-Class.

Go read the PRT classification documents if you don't believe me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603793 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:01:21') {

'>>92602549
Fun to look at from afar. Until someone gets extra zealous.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603797 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:01:43') {

'>>92602800
Because if goodness is little more than being pleasant to others, then being evil must be a lot more fun for myself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603801 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:01:53') {

'>>92603755
Imagine being this entitled. Jesus.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603804 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:02:03') {

'>>92603780
Yeah and your response was to shit your pants like you always do when it comes to the settings you like. Don't be a fucking sperg, I'd have rather gotten complete silence than your autism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603814 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:03:05'  && image=='Apophis Sun Devourer.png') {

'>>92603310
The short notes on Malef and the local seigfried expy note that they spend about half their time fighting (and reshaping the landscape from the amount of power they have) and the other half fucking.

Unfortunately Malef is the only one of the former demon lords we know anything about from what I can tell, so the remainder are just beatstick monsters.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603818 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:03:13') {

'>>92602685
>Like Sir Bearington.
Kill yourself.'
;

}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603830 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:05:15'  && image=='1633470465725.png') {

'>>92603804
So you basically didn't want an actual answer at all and just wanted me to validate whatever retardation you came up with instead of actually answering you. You are so hilariously retarded that I have to wonder why you even bothered asking for clarification how these two vastly different settings metaphysics would work together if you only wanted to ignore it all and shit yourself when you didn't get an answer you approved of.

Next time, just say you're going to fanwank it and don't waste my fucking time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603859 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:07:25') {

'>>92602800
Wokeness has ruined the concepts of compassion, empathy, mercy, redemption, atonement, forgiveness, charity, equality, tolerance, nonviolence, love, etc.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603860 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:07:28') {

'>>92603830
No. I'll do the same fucking thing whenever I goddamn want and if the response is as shit as yours I'll be happy to shit on you for it, every time. You can stay mad.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603871 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:08:31') {

'Argent has been nothing but a bad influence on this thread since he showed up.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603879 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:09:18') {

'>>92603741
Not that anon but this clears up a a bit of confusion I had stuck in my mind in regards to trying to mix Nasuverse phenomena like 2nd Magic with Project Moon’s reality (which could have been alleviated if I had played Dante’s gacha but my phone doesn’t like running it so I’m forced to rely on watching recap videos.) Thank you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603880 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:09:30') {

'>>92603830
Stop biting bait.
>>92603871
You mean good.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603881 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:09:30') {

'>>92603346
The highest tier supers in Sidekicks are basically all citybusters with their physicals and common abilities, and Darkslug specifically is a shitter Eidolon with one third of the Triad Prana, so he'd probably stack up pretty well. I don't think either Alexandria or Legend could beat him. He has no chance against Eidolon tho.'
;

}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603888 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:10:38') {

'>>92603860
And if it were Shard or Ricrod or whoever the fuck else, you'd have bent down and sucked their dick until your entire throat was painted white, whilst screaming "BASED" or whatever the fuck else. You're a fucking moron pitching about a game where mutually incompatible settings are being slammed into each other. If you have no intention of actually acknowledging the answers you get regarding how X thing might work in Y setting, then don't fucking ask any questions. Fanwank your stupid shit instead if you're going to throw tantrums.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603890 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:10:46') {

'>>92602800
>>92603859
Also friendship.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603891 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:10:50') {

'>>92603871
>bad influence
>/jc/
The Virgin "I Can Fix Him" vs the Chad "I Can Make Him Worse"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603899 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:11:37') {

'>>92603888
Don't let retards work you up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603905 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:12:11') {

'>>92603818
My mistake: Sir Bearington was never cool.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603909 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:12:24') {

'>>92603888
>And if it were Shard or Ricrod or whoever the fuck else, you'd have bent down and sucked their dick until your entire throat was painted white, whilst screaming "BASED"
NTA, that's because they are Based, and you are not'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603920 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:13:21') {

'>>92603814
I suspect the fucking looks a lot like fighting.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603925 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:14:06'  && image=='1713956329601988.png') {

'Does your Jumper still game with the boys?';

}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603929 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:14:23') {

'>>92603879
There's a large number of people who don't play the gacha and have instead taken to watching videos on it, so don't feel too down about that. Happy I could help

>>92603899
It's not even the retardation. It's the fact he responded to it until he got a response that didn't fit whatever headcanon he had going on so he shat himself in rage instead of just saying he always intended to fanwank it. If he just ignored it instead, I wouldn't have given a shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603930 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:14:27') {

'>>92603871
Argent makes me cringe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603942 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:16:09') {

'>>92603871
Do you expect anything else from a webcomic reader?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603947 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:16:13') {

'>>92602876
I can accept "balance" if that balance is that they are locked in a never ending war which neither can win. Good should be on Crusade 24/7. Evil should be on the war path 24/7. If the mortal realms get a little fucked up by that oh well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603964 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:18:09'  && image=='__aozaki_aoko_tsukihime_and_1_more_drawn_by_ebora__4fe4124167b0c4fd0c1268d105ed67aa.jpg') {

'>>92601189
shes for using your own th true magic of mind control in order to rewrite her root to beome less autistic jk i love her '
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603967 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:18:34') {

'>>92603925
I'm annoyed not all of those are alliterations.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603973 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:19:46') {

'>>92603909
Nah. Ricrod is a bitch.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603977 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:19:58') {

'>>92603929
Argent, I'm shaming you because you're autistically power wanking Project Moon, not because of the crossover question. The actual answer you provided was hardly relevant to me beyond 'No it can't fuck with EGO' and that doesn't even bother me.
I'm bitching at you because you're doing an infodump about a waifu setting like a typical VSbattle poster. Your answer was only annoying insofar as you, as a person, are plain obnoxious. Just give a straight answer instead of loading it with irrelevant powerwank.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603981 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:20:16') {

'>>92603871
He has a history of wanking obscure crap'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92603994 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:21:22') {

'>>92603920
Meanwhile, I suspect their fighting looks a lot like fucking.

But why can’t it be both?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604016 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:23:34') {

'>>92603994
Because the words fighting and fucking don’t combine well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604028 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:25:22') {

'>>92603871
>>92603977
I salute you gentlemen for putting this f slur in his place.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604030 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:25:38') {

'>>92604016
I don’t know, I think fuckfighting rolls off the tongue pretty well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604037 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:26:27') {

'>>92604016
Just call it rape'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604045 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:27:04') {

'>>92604028
Shut up faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604049 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:27:56') {

'>>92604016
Hatesex.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604050 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:28:13') {

'>>92604030
Because the words fighting and fucking don’t combine well.

>>92604037
That doesn’t work, they’ve got hearts in their eyes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604067 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:30:39') {

'>>92603871
argent is actually pretty cool. we need more people making jumps for obscure settings desu.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604086 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:32:49') {

'>>92604067
We also need more people making jumps for popular settings. Since most jumpmakers now just make jumps for obscure settings. Really, we just need more jumpmakers in general.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604096 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:34:16') {

'>>92603741
Not that anon, but the Kaleidoscope can do all of the shit you listed besides resurrection? And also resurrection too, technically.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604099 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:34:46') {

'>>92603929
Would any perks in your jumps let you survive the omniverse evaporating when Azathoth wakes up and stops dreaming?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604112 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:35:52') {

'>>92604067
>>92604086
Can't we just accept people make what they want and no one is entitled to a jump for something they want.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604118 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:36:36') {

'>>92601381
She is eternally 25, so it's okay.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604120 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:37:07'  && image=='2386130650-20e82c4e3a8c3abbcea5a1372e811cec25dc23b15506babdfdea2437ed76a48e.jpg') {

'What was your guardian spirit in Shaman King?';

}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604140 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:38:56'  && image=='__purple_heart_and_black_heart_neptune_drawn_by_ge_b__sample-6247911e902df70d4b472e3e1901cde6.jpg') {

'Ngl, I entirely forgot how long Megadimension Neptunia is. Game's like 60 hours long. More if I try and do all the extra stuff. Longest Neptunia game ever. Brightside; its probably the best one too.
Point is this gon' take a while before I can even start working on the jump proper.
>>92601138
Jumps have done many things, but they never quite managed to fix Jumper's procrastination problem'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604144 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:39:36') {

'>>92602054
Do you mean the scene where she went to act cool and rejected Soujuurou after he saved her from Flat Snark's spears and the puppet because she thought that he was into her, and then he went "why do you think that I'm in love with you?" and punched him unconscious?
I think he wasn't half-dying there. Just kinda cursed by one of the ploys.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604151 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:40:21'  && image=='JoGoat.png') {

'>>92604120
JoGOAT.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604166 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:41:35') {

'>>92604140
>Jumps have done many things, but they never quite managed to fix Jumper's procrastination problem
How can you be out here, offending me with the truth like this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604168 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:41:46') {

'>>92601812
>Alternatively you coudl also offer coal, oil and candles that dont diminish or produce smoke as they burn
That is something the Toy Maker feat can do. The candles do not burn and take only 20 minutes to make. The feat can be taken instead of the starting scroll making feat wizards get at level 1.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604172 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:42:02') {

'Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>92604151
Rolling to defeat JoGOAT'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604180 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:42:34') {

'>>92603888
>Ricrod
Oh believe me, you're on the exact same level as Ricrod, seething and screeching every fucking day you're online. Doesn't help that you only make jumps foir shit settings as well. The thread would be better off without both of you.'
;

}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604184 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:43:03') {

'>>92604166
See, the issue with getting things that make stuff more convenient is that there is even less incentive to do stuff promptly.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604186 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:43:13') {

'>>92604180
Ricrod is definitely better than Argent, at least Ricrod has a sense of humor.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604195 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:44:11'  && image=='1705779862619204.jpg') {

'>>92604172
Stand Proud JoGOAT. you were strong.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604196 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:44:15') {

'>>92604172
>He wasn't even that strong'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604199 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:44:39') {

'>>92604186
The guy fake left what, 4 times by now? The only humour he has is him existing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604200 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:44:39') {

'>>92604180
Argent is the kind of room temp IQ retard that would take DxD 100% seriously and unironically try to power scale it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604207 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:45:12') {

'>>92604112
If someone really wants something, they really should try making it themselves. If you have a great interest in something you are probably better placed to make it than the jumpmaker you are begging to do it for you. Jumpmaking is less a matter of skill than it is time and effort. Shortcomings can be overcome by practice and thread feedback.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604211 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:45:28') {

'>>92604186
>Argent
>9anon
>Psychoanon
Our latest batch of tripfags are definitively on same whiny level and constantly begging for attention that we had on the early days with Quicksilver and Red.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604221 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:46:07') {

'>>92603814
Any flips/transformers in the set other that malef and her boytoy?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604227 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:46:28') {

'>>92602549
Jumper does not like his town's npcs worshipping him, but allows them to. He has agreed to leave them alone if they leave him out of their religious gatherings and act like normal people. The high priestess is his maid.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604228 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:46:30') {

'>>92604211
Red was a woman, it was understandable in that case.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604233 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:47:18') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604254 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:49:28') {

'>>92604200
C'mon man, he's not even defending himself anymore...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604266 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:50:43') {

'>>92604200
He would legitimately say that because big red has multiplier power that every person in the setting is beyond omniversal in power.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604268 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:50:54') {

'honestly, now that we finally allow dupes most jumpmakers have already left.';

}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604274 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:51:18') {

'>>92604211
Look, I don't have much in this life. If I lose this thread I'd be shattered.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604279 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:51:43') {

'>>92604268
WoL is a gift and a treasure.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604287 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:52:17'  && image=='S02e12_Technus_Upgrades_Valerie's_Suit.gif') {

'>>92604120
Technus Expy that can manpiulate electricity replicate and enhance any technology.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604290 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:52:37') {

'DxD is such garbage that it's actually kind of unbelievable.';

}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604294 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:53:05'  && image=='111757199_p2.png') {

'>>92604233
That doesn't really feel companion worthy? Just a bunch of average people lacking cultivation. You could visit any village and find tons of them, let alone in a town or city etc. If you want just a bunch of beginner cultivators, the sect option would work fine for that.
Also I have no plans to add more companions any time soon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604296 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:53:45') {

'>>92604172
>You fail it wasn't a natural 100 but JoGOAT is impressed enough to let you live.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604313 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:54:57') {

'>>92603741
Canto 10: Shoot the Sun.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604315 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:55:31') {

'>>92604266
it's Ddraig. big red is the dream dragon. but really, dxd has a lot of really dumb overpowered shit because ishibumi is a hack. remember that devil magic is imagination based, that people can power up by concentrating on their fetishes and that the previously swollest dude in the setting got one-shot by mechanical space bugs.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604324 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:57:08'  && image=='IMG_3832.jpg') {

'>>92604268
There’s only one thing to do now…take up the pen/keyboard! Make some jumps!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604325 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:57:15') {

'>>92604274
Your Luigi's Mansion jump is just for 1. Do you have any intention of doing jumps for 2 and 3?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604326 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:57:24') {

'>>92604294
>You could visit any village and find tons of them, let alone in a town or city etc.
Yes, but you wouldn’t be able to bring them with you.

>If you want just a bunch of beginner cultivators, the sect option would work fine for that.
Problem with that is it comes with a sect, which isn’t necessarilywhat a person who’s looking for disciples would want.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604333 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:58:09') {

'>>92604268
I remember mutlithread shitshows arguing about dupes. Unfortunately once Val started her shit and proved there were no consequences for making dupes there really was not way forward but to allow them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604336 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:58:24') {

'>>92604290
Reminder that it mindbroke Ric who famously has made jumps for trash series like Date a live and Harem kingdom.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604343 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:59:13') {

'>>92604333
>Unfortunately
Nigger they should have been allowed from the fucking beginning.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604344 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:59:19') {

'>>92602942
Hey Nubee had some more Kengan Ashura questions. What would you consider a Kure Karura build, Fighting Family and Prodigy is clearly a must but not sure what else. Also would they let you fight in the Kengan Annihilation Tournament as a women if you could sneak it past the refs? (not even sure if no women is a rule, just none showed up.)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604356 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:00:04'  && image=='Mobius 22.jpg') {

'>>92604294
>pic
I don't know why but that makes me think of a xianxia gacha.'
;

}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604376 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:02:49'  && image=='03.png') {

'>>92604356
>Xianxia Gacha
Surprisingly rare to see honestly. Not like, item based gacha, those are pretty common. But I can't think of many xianxia where the gacha actually summoned people.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604380 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:03:19') {

'>>92604266
Wrong red dragon.'
;

}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604383 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:03:51') {

'>>92604279
Thank you anon. That is very nice of you to say.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604385 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:04:14') {

'>>92604376
what is this from?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604386 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:04:46') {

'>>92604356
>a xianxia gacha.
Reminder that this is what Genshin secretly is. All adteptus and their students are secretly cultivators even Shenhe and Ganyu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604397 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:05:44') {

'>>92604376
hey valk, what was that origin of qi cheat supposed to be like?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604406 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:06:30'  && image=='Primera Black Wolf.png') {

'>>92604221
Werewolves, probably. I might redo the fallen maidens as cards where you can cast either, but one of said maidens is a werewolf so unless I can make some sort of non-elucidan three sided card those two things will interfere with each other.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604410 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:07:08') { }

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604413 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:07:38') {

'>>92604325
Nah, I just did it for the first one because the game is special to me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604414 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:07:42') {

'>>92604274
Don't worry, it is only a few more weeks until this jump ends.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604417 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:08:11') {

'>>92604413
Okay, noted.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604418 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:08:11') {

'>>92604356
>>92604376
We must take this further. A gacha that functions as a form of cultivation.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604423 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:08:56') {

'>>92604343
Would you really have wanted the absolute fits that would have been pitched? This was back when makers actually talked to each other, remember? One duping another and getting more acclaim would've been taken as a personal insult rather than a matter of course.

Everyone was younger and less chill, and that kind of slapfight would've gotten us kicked straight to /trash/ back then.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604436 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:09:43') {

'>>92604333
One of my top thread moments was how she lied about getting permission to making a Medaka Box replacement in the IRC and how she was 'fooled' by a bad actor when the actual maker came to the thread and said she was full of shit.
Pretty fun mental gymnastics from her. The jump is good so it's cool.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604447 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:10:57') {

'>>92604436
"We had secret discussions in the IRC, and he said something only he would say!"

Lmao.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604449 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:11:06') {

'>>92604406
>so unless I can make some sort of non-elucidan three sided card those two things will interfere with each other.
I mean these cards are digital, so why not a three sided card?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604467 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:13:02') {

'>>92604386
>secretly
It's blantantly obvious.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604469 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:13:08') {

'>>92604436
Val's a cunt, this is known.
Weird to think we likely have newfags who only know her current drunken ramblings and not her thread devouring bitchfests.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604474 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:13:22') {

'>>92604436
Val was always a massive cunt, a hypocrite, and a lying bitch. Glad she's gone.'
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}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604478 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:13:37'  && image=='01.png') {

'>>92604385
>"What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become an Immortal?"
It's the xianxia version of Your Name
>>92604397
The basic idea was that you created Qi, inserted it into the world, and could both increase the ambient Qi of the world, as well as make people cultivators. I think I removed it partially when I realised that in theory one didn't need a cheat to do that with some cultivation systems. It was based on a few novels that I can't remember the names of, where they steadily upgraded a Murim world into a Xianxia world.
>>92604418
Think I've seen that one. Occasionally rewarded cultivation as the prize.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604486 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:14:33'  && image=='1938293728474.jpg') {

'So i was making my pathfinder build while reading the rules of the actual game, and now i have a question. Do alignment restrictions actually matter in jump, or i can make a barbarian/monk if i want to? It only says that to take an archetype i have to qualify for it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604490 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:14:49'  && image=='db7.jpg') {

'>>92604436
>t. Val'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604492 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:14:58') {

'>>92604478
So I mean no offense when I ask this but is there any shitty manwha you wont read? I keep running i to the worst ones.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604500 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:15:42') {

'Will we ever get another interesting, popular jump again?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604506 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:16:12') {

'>>92604500
It's possible.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604511 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:17:15') {

'>>92604492
Enjoying shitty low quality slop comes with the territory of enjoying xianxia.'
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}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604512 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:17:26'  && image=='Phoenix physique.jpg') {

'>>92604492
I'll give most a chance. I just generally give up within a dozen chapters if they suck.
It's how I find some of the cooler pics like this. Sometimes all they have going for them is the art.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604515 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:17:49') {

'>>92604500
>Popular
Just wait for whatever the next big shounen will be once MHA and JJK end (most likely later this year)
>interesting
That depends on your taste.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604516 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:18:03') {

'>>92604478
Do you have any xianxia manhwa you can recommend? preferably ones that don't involve dudes stuck in womens bodies?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604520 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:18:14'  && image=='__spiral_marvel_and_3_more_drawn_by_bengus__4ca1a2f526da81b7aa6c17b1985fc907.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604522 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:18:20') {

'>>92604500
At most you can hope for yet another Fate jump or a Kagurabachi jump in 2027 when it gets an anime'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604527 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:18:37') {

'>>92604478
>Think I've seen that one. Occasionally rewarded cultivation as the prize.
>Universal Virtual World idea # 3649728

>It's the xianxia version of Your Name
Considering you made the Weathering With Your Name jump and you like Xianxia, jump when?

>The basic idea was that you created Qi, inserted it into the world, and could both increase the ambient Qi of the world, as well as make people cultivators. I think I removed it partially when I realised that in theory one didn't need a cheat to do that with some cultivation systems. It was based on a few novels that I can't remember the names of, where they steadily upgraded a Murim world into a Xianxia world.
Sounds like it’d be fairly cheap to pick up as a custom cheat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604537 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:19:42') {

'>>92604268
They weren't going to stay anyways. Very few jumpmakers ever maintain interest long enough to make as many jumps as the likes of valeria, blade, shard, or dirge. At that point jumpmaking is more of a habit. But the ones who just start off also become demotivated when they realize that their jumps will probably be ignored or forgotten within a week.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604539 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:19:50') {

'>>92604522
>another Fate jump
Dragonjek is working on one for LB6'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604542 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:20:07') {

'>>92604500
Delicious in Meshi.'
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}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604547 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:21:00'  && image=='Space Block.jpg') {

'>>92604516
Frankly? No. The only xianxia manhwa I've actually enjoyed really is the BTTH one.
Peerless Dad is a semi-solid wuxia, which is about as close as it would get.
>>92604527
>Jump when
I've considered it, but the story doesn't have much out honestly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604550 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:21:18') {

'>>92604492
Not him obviously but Ive been reading a really shitty one called "Freezing the World: I Built a Doomsday Safehouse" which I can honestly say would be fun as a jump but the main character is such a massive piece of shit.

The world enters a new ice age and it snows for a month straight, like snow so deep you it is reaching the 6th floor on skyscrapers. And the mc is huddled there in his frozen apartment when this girl he likes gets him to open the door for her. It was a trap and he is murdered and eaten by other people in the apartment (this is like page 5) so he wakes up after vowing vengeance a month or more before all the snow started to fall with a superpower that lets him store a seemingly endless amount of stuff. Takes out massive loans from loansharks and turns his apartment into a survival bunker after stocking up on enough essentials and luxuries to outlast everyone.

He then proceeds to be a sadistic asshole to everyone involved and lots of other people after the snow starts coming down. Its a long revenge story against everyone basically.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604551 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:21:23') {

'>>92604539
I expected as much'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604556 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:21:48') {

'>>92604512
What kind of Physiques or Species do you think would make the best defense?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604558 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:22:03') {

'>>92604500
I wouldn't be surprised if someone made a Konosuba Dupe'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604563 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:22:48') {

'>>92604539
But he's also not of this community so like all the other fate jumps from outside the community it won't catch on'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604565 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:23:02') {

'>>92604539
It's always weird for me to remember dragonjek makes normal jumps on SB. I so completely associate him with his hentai cyoas and later QQ jumps that there is a real disconnect in my mind.'
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}

if(SkyrimAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604577 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:23:56'  && image=='Exalted - The Wyld WIP.pdf') {

'Well then. Perks are fully fluffed. Items, Companions, Drawbacks, the Scenario and the Notes section are left.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604578 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:24:10') {

'>>92604565
Yeah it tripped me up when he started making jumps too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604583 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:24:49'  && image=='4w5qfw.png') {

'>>92604500
Lobcorp. Either maker. Any day now.'
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}

if(Lone Valkyrie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604591 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:25:48'  && image=='111757199_p7.png') {

'>>92604556
Probably something that references the Bell of Chaos from Taiyi. Maybe some Diamond Body physique? Species wise definitely the Black Turtle, who was so big and sturdy that its legs were used to prop up the heavens when the Sky was broken.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604597 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:26:23') {

'>>92604542
>Oops, all food
>no dungeon
Sounds like a way to fuck with a jumper thinking they were going to Generic Dungeon Crawler only to find out it's now a bar crawl.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604607 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:27:22') {

'>>92602942
Hey Nubee, minor Naruto question here >>92601612 if you dont mind'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604619 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:28:29') {

'>>92604500
I could see ToAru OT being a big hit if Ric ever makes it. Or Arknights as it seems pretty popular.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604637 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:29:52') {

'>>92604500
PMC will break the thread.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604639 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:29:55') {

'>>92604500
No, simply because you are not making one'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604646 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:30:48') {

'>>92604565
I thought he was dragonjak, but apparently they're different people.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604674 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:33:33') {

'>>92604500
Dragon Sword 3: Sword Eater'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604692 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:35:41') {

'>>92604500
>Magi bloodlines'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604694 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:35:44') {

'>>92604547
can you at least recommend some with good artwork and interesting concepts even if the writing and characterization falls flat?'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604700 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:36:09') {

'>>92603977
You asked if the Second Magic would just be the Light in PM, I explained why it wouldn't. You then proceeded to chimp out like a nigger over it. If it wasn't out of personal disdain for me, you could have simply ignored my post, taken your answer, and fucked off. Instead you took to shitting yourself because I "powerwanked" by comparing the explicit abilities of the two things to say plainly that no, one is not the other. Like I said, if Shard was the one having an autistic spiel in response to your question, you wouldn't have said shit. You only singled me out because you think I'm the thread scapegoat for every personal problem or issue you have like we're on fucking Twitter.

Fuck right off. You're a moronic secondary who asked an open question with the expectation that the answer would cater to you specifically, regardless of whatever justifications you used. If I knew you were going to shit yourself just because I engaged in good faith, I'd have told you to go blow your brains out because it would have been a far more constructive use of both of our time.

>>92604096
It can't do "true resurrection". That's beyond the scope of the Second Magic, whatever that means.

>>92604099
Azathoth dreaming reality is fsnon, but I'm sure you can fanwank that it's dreaming everything in your chain. Don't ask me how that interacts with X or Y jump.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604726 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:37:48'  && image=='xv6a8trt3rs31.jpg') {

'Anyone have any advice for the Paradox Grand Strategy jumps?
Currently in the planning stages of my megacampaign run and am a bit unsure about it all.
It all feels like Cenanon trying to be clever and failing at it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604728 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:37:50') {

'>>92604577
>Graceful Wicked Masques is 229 pages
>"1e Fair Folk page 123 onwards"
How fucking retarded do you have to be to think it sounds reasonable to make a jump over half the length of the source material?'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604760 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:41:49') {

'>>92604200
1). I don't read or know shit about DxD beyond what I watched of the anime when I was in highschool, and that was for the OG series where it never touched on stuff like Great Red or whatever the fuck. 2) I don't give enough of a flying fuck about series I don't watch or read to talk about them here or assume random jumpmakers will rant about them like you do, you narcissistic cockslurper.'
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}

if(SkyrimAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604762 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:41:54'  && image=='Mobius 49.png') {

'>>92604728
>noble archetypes
Oh hey, I forgot to delete that apparently. Thanks for pointing it out.

>make a jump over half the length of the source material
To be fair the Fair Foll book is like twice as dense as the jump in its current format because it does double columns while the jump is single column. So in terms of sheer text the source material still dwarfs the jump.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604802 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:45:54') {

'>>92604760
>all that
Wow, its like looking at a socially inept crybaby realize that people arent actually laughing with him.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604806 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:46:19') {

'>>92603925
>No Espeon
Espeon is always forgotten'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604834 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:48:50') {

'>>92604619
Ric isn't going to, don't get your hopes up.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604854 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:51:47') {

'>>92604478
I think that cheat could be really good If it's Just expanded upon a bit. Like, say jumper creates qi, then give It to someone else, they become a cultivator and start generating their own qi, they use It for some technique or another and now the qi is released into the enviroment, meaning It is now easier for some other living being to absorb It and start generating It themselves because there is more of It around. This could Go on to be Full "this generates more ghosts" logic. Just tie It back into some kind of Benefit for jumper, like maybe they are empowered based on How much qi is in existance, or they know exactly what everyone everywhere has used the qi for and How so they start getting a bunch of new techniques without having to research themselves, heck, maybe as It's creator jumper can still Control and alter the properties of qi even while It's floating freely or being used by someone else. Doing a good thing Just to exploit people in true xianxia fashion.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604859 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:52:24') {

'Honestly if you aren't watching or reading DxD for the tits you're a retard missing the point that it's a tiddy series with having a plot and powerscaling being an afterthought.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604870 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:54:01') {

'Where do you get crisis energy? Apparently it's generated by bad shit happening in the multiverse, can it be harvested from the dark multiverse since it's whole existence counts as bad shit?
I had a whole elaborate plan about using World Creation magic combined with a dimension merging perk to make a realm that drains energy and essentially acts cosmic woodchipper, then feed the 52 worlds into it one by one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604894 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:56:31'  && image=='IMG_2157.jpg') {

'>Kid Icarus has both a ship item & can make a decent transition into the next arc of my current chain
Thank god, I don’t have to mooch off my companions for transportation anymore.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604895 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:56:40') {

'>>92604859
Why read it then? If all you want is the tits, just look it up in a booru site or any hetnai purveyors for doujins.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604955 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:04:34') {

'>>92604760
NTA, but but you not understand the concept of hypotheticals? This actually explains your massive autism. How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604958 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:04:46'  && image=='Asura Path Nagato.gif') {

'What would be a cool S-rank Body Modifciation in Naruto to form the core of my jumper's fighting style?';

}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604985 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:09:21'  && image=='1631067712771.jpg') {

'>>92604802
>socially inept crybaby
Says the fucking moron and his crowd of likeminded retards piss themselves because they got a response from someone they have a personal vendetta against that didn't align with their headcanons over settings they've never interacted with. Pot calling the kettle a nigger.

>>92604955
>It's a "hypothetical" to say [jumpmaker I don't like] would act exactly like [other jumpmsker I don't like] over a setting he doesn't care about
Which of us is the one with autism again?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604998 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:10:59') {

'>>92604985
Damn bro, you're cooked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92604999 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:11:10') {

'>>92604512
>Phoenix Physique
Is there any better physique? Regen, at least decent control over flames, and sometimes an early gateway to flight always sound pretty great.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605008 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:12:11') {

'>>92604999
A demonic physique suited to consuming and absorbing the powers of others.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605011 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:12:59') {

'>>92604985
>Which of us is the one with autism again?
NTA but you. Each time you engage with a sperg with your trip on it damages you, whereas Anon is air, and can disappear and reappear as he pleases.

That Timmy even bothers to claim you sockpuppet whilst you expose yourself like this baffling to me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605012 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:13:07') {

'I'm not sure what's going on, but it's very clear someone is biting bait.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605016 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:13:26'  && image=='image_2024-04-25_001322946.png') {

'>>92604958
4 arms 2 mouths. its peak performance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605018 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:13:59') {

'>>92604985
>It's a "hypothetical" to say [jumpmaker I don't like] would act exactly like [other jumpmsker I don't like] over a setting he doesn't care about
If you liked DXD as much as that one garbage webcomic "setting", you would definitely act as autistic about it. This is not hard to understand. Please do not let your education suffer because of your jumpchain hobby. It's not too late to go back to school.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605026 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:15:06') {

'>>92603605
Not him, but Light is different from Mirror Worlds. The tech was created by Yi Sang friends to view mirrors to alternative world without it and later in leviathan we see a lab doing experiments with Indentities and there were no Golden Bough used. Purple Tear was also already able to travel to alternative realities too, so the existence of paralel realities is not because of the light itself, although the light itself(or something we don't know about Dante) can do things with other timelines.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605030 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:15:28'  && image=='was-i-the-only-one-who-found-kidomaru-from-the-sound-four-v0-v3s2ltcl7t7a1.png') {

'>>92605016
seems lackluster when B rank gives you six arms and the ability to mix chakra and body fluids to produce webs.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605043 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:16:28') {

'>>92605011
>NTA but you. Each time you engage with a sperg with your trip on it damages you, whereas Anon is air, and can disappear and reappear as he pleases.
I really don't fucking care. I only engaged because it seemed like the questions were genuine up until they weren't. I'd have told him to fuck off and fanwank his entire plan if I were aware what this was going to lead to.

>>92605018
>If you liked DXD
That's the thing - I don't. So the entire "hypothetical" is rendered null. You are arguing about a ghost you made up.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605058 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:18:08') {

'>>92605043
>That's the thing - I don't. So the entire "hypothetical" is rendered null. You are arguing about a ghost you made up.
"But I did have breakfast"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605061 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:18:54') {

'>>92605043
>>If you liked DXD
>That's the thing - I don't. So the entire "hypothetical" is rendered null
NTA but, uh, you clearly don't understand what hypotheticals are. That's not a negation of a hypothetical, that IS a hypothetical. You're trying to say that a hypothetical is not a hypothetical because the hypothetical isn't real, which would make it...not a hypothetical in the first place, if you actually understood what a hypothetical was.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605066 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:20:05') {

'>>92605026
I know. I wasn't equating the Light to the Mirror Worlds. I was responding to the anon asking about alternate universes in LoR. The Light is defined in LobCorp as being "infinite possibilities" with the power to actualize things from the human unconscious. Becoming one with the Light allowed Carmen to seemingly connect herself to every possible world, going by how she seems to narrate several of the IDs, so the Light can at the very least let you become omnipresent across the PM multiverse and let you affect it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605076 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:20:51') {

'>>92605043
My questions were entirely genuine, and you did answer them in a satisfactory way until you started sperging about power levels or whatever. I stopped reading and just called you a bitch after it became clear you were just using the question as an excuse to power wank Project Moon. That's not a real answer, it's you indulging yourself.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605084 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:21:55') {

'>>92605043
Listen, brother, you're not gonna "win" here. Take it from a sperg, sperging out publicly isn't gonna help anything. Just stop replying.'
;

}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605102 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:24:35') {

'>>92605076
Oh fuck off. Nothing in >>92603741 was powerwanking. It was me clarifying that Second Magic =/= the Light. You took it as powerwanking because you're a fucking moron eith an axe to grind. You bitched out because anything I had to say wasn't relevant to you if it gave you an excuse to shit yourself.

>>92605084
Fine.'
;

}

if(9anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605103 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:24:44') {

'>>92604637
I still have faith! Ganbare PMCanon!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605119 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:26:30') {

'>>92605043
I'm gonna level with you; Absolutely no one likes it when you high ball a setting, even if they asked about the setting. No one likes it when people say Naruto is Faster than Light and that Boruto is faster, no one likes it when Nasuverse nerds talk about pruning mechanics and MEoDP, no one likes it when Bleachfags talk about the Soul King and his multilayered omniscient bullshit, no one likes it when Dragonball fags talk about Goku and his big number, no one likes the MCU when it devolves into nonsensical multiverse bullshit.

The reason people give you shit, is because you're THAT guy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605141 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:29:02') {

'>>92603741
>Second Magic is less broad than the Light - it allows you to observe and interact with parallel worlds/timelines, but funky Nasu metaphysics means direct observation of any given possibility hard-enforces it as the true reality. It also allows time travel (something not quite seen with PM stuff YET) and dollar-store resurrection, with true resurrection being something beyond it that the Light can easily facilitate. Its chief claim to fame is traveling between parallel worlds, whilst the Light can let you bring stuff from other realities, overlay individual aspects of those realities onto an individual like IDs, resurrect endlessly if you have enough of it, create your own personal closed off dimensions in the vein of the Library, and st itsheighest end you can go full Carmen or as observed in Limbus, use it to cause retroactive multiverse wide deletion.
>I'd compare Second Magic more to how Ananta's time travel works in Kubera, with more limitations.
What? This entire quoted section is power scaling bullshit.
This
>The Light manipulates it because it is very deeply connected to the Well/River, the collective human unconscious so it can do whatever
is the only part of your post that was actually related to the question I had.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605142 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:29:17') {

'>>92605119
>No one likes it when people say Naruto is Faster than Light and that Boruto is faster
I mean, Naruto literally dodged a beam of light.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605143 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:29:19') {

'>>92605119
>MEoDP
tbf, I haven't seen anyone highball that one in ages, the way people talk about them make them seem actually rather undesirable.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605153 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:30:14') {

'>>92604449
Despite being a self insert power fantasy, I would like the mechanics behind it to be at least somewhat realistic.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605167 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:31:43') {

'>>92605119
So what I'm to take from this is don't discuss the actual mechanics or shit in the settings at all. Guess only tits and ass are allowed as discussion topics. Because it's funny when talk of the exact same shit you're calling me out on is allowed in this self-insert power fantasy general without issue under other circumstances.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605174 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:32:58') {

'>>92605142
Dodging a beam of light is not really the same thing as being FTL especially when sage mode sensory prediction is in the equation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605181 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:33:33') {

'>>92605142
Does it really count as dodging a beam of light if it's just dodging Madara moving his head?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605182 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:33:50') {

'>>92605153
Hmm. What about a two sided card, but one side has different effects depending on which way it’s turned?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605183 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:34:27') {

'>>92605119
People give shit to Argent because he bites bait. Just like YJ copped shit for biting bait, even though he tended to take the exact opposite view of power levels.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605193 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:35:50') {

'>>92605167
>without issue
I'm telling you that it's NEVER without issue. In every single discussion, with or without you involved, if there's someone who high balls it turns into a big stupid argument because no one likes to see that. We make fun of VSbattlers because they try to use feats and numbers and shit to try and argue up the capabilities of the settings they favor, not even necessarily because they're wrong, though they also have that reputation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605197 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:36:11') {

'>>92605141
Actual powerscaling bullshit would be him saying one multiverse is bigger than the other, so it's stronger or something like that. That, to me at least, is just outlining what one does versus the other.

Argent really isn't this fucking powerleveling mastermind people seem to think he is. He's even called out blatant powerlevelwank before, so everyone thinking he's some big fan of them is very confusing to me. He's autistic like Shard is over certain shit, but I'm not calling Shard a powerlevel wanker when he talks about Chuck blowing up a multiverse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605203 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:37:22') {

'>>92605167
Bro we can't even have a discussion about TK without it turning into a screaming match because the conclusion 'TK can cut' is a bridge too far for us. As far as some people are concerned, TK cannot cut, because it would be powerwanking to say otherwise'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605215 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:38:56') {

'>>92605203
It depends on the setting and the exact mechanics of the TK.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605219 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:39:46') {

'>>92605193
>he wasn't here for the 50 cal threads.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605225 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:40:50') {

'>>92605219
I was there and I agree with YJ in principle.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605233 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:42:02') {

'>>92605225
Whether you agree is irrelevant. It was a big stupid argument because someone low balled a liked setting.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605234 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:42:03'  && image=='1633090148735.png') {

'>>92605225
Based YJ concurrer.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605245 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:43:14') {

'>>92605193
>I'm telling you that it's NEVER without issue.
It very much fucking is, you lying whore. I can sit here watching the thread have an autistic discussion over Naruto powers, Symphogear magic like that one girl who can kill gods or whatever, fucking Kult, every time someone talks about Medaka Box, Nasuverse magic/timeline pruning/Beasts, fucking Nobilis, random DragonBall talk, and more without any issue whatsoever or faggots like you trying to police every post about them. But the instant it's me or whoever the thread scapegoat of the day is, it's a massive dogpile to tell me to fuck off as though I'm somehow any worse than any of the above. I don't even talk about TH that much here or any of my jumps, I don't fucking mention them unless someone asks, I don't beg for builds or post them unless I update them yet everyone here seems to fucking think I'm part of some VSBW-spawned conspiracy to powerlevelwank everything in fucking existence.

If you want to believe me just talking about setting mechanics is powerlevelwanking, then go the fuck ahead. I just wanted to explain shit and all I'm getting is that I'm a malicious shitposter out to kill the general regardless of what I say or do. Even saying nothing doesn't matter because somehow, some retard will bring up my name anyway as though I'm some ghost causing you all mental distress even when I'm not here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605251 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:44:22') {

'>>92605203
Which setting? Cause pokemon can do it, that MCu villain that works for Thanos does it, I've ssen it in animes, it ain't impossible everywhere, clearly.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605256 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:44:54') {

'>>92605219
Was that where YJ was saying you could beat Dark Souls with a 50 cal rifle?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605267 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:45:39') {

'>>92605245
It's posts like this that are the actual issue. You make people who just disagree but are good faith dislike you by insulting them, and you motivate bad faith posters to bother you in hopes of reactions like this.

Take a break from the thread for a few hours. Or at least turn your trip off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605275 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:46:48') {

'>>92605219
You can beat Dark Souls with a crossbow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605278 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:47:33') {

'>>92605256
I believe he had specifically argued that there was no boss who couldn't be downed with a 50 cal to the dome piece. And besides a few exceptions like the Gaping Dragon or the fat demons, he would be correct, though it wouldn't matter anyway to the ones that don't die when they're killed.
And personally, I consider anyone who argues with YJ on that point as a power wanker. I don't think he's downplaying Dark Souls at all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605281 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:48:10'  && image=='IMG_3647.jpg') {

'I don’t know how to make the thread better, but I’ll leave this here.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605293 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:50:01') {

'>>92605103
PMCanon is the jesus of /jc/. When he returns with the generic PMC jump it will be the second coming, and all the jumpmakers from the past will return alongside him with a whole slew of jumps which were made but never released.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605297 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:50:17') {

'>>92605278
>a 50 cal to the dome piece.
The 4 kings should take a least 4 bullets.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605299 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:50:18'  && image=='sok-27-rune-tail-kitsune-ascendant.jpg') {

'>>92605182
What, like this guy?

...I don't think there's nearly enough space on that.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605303 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:50:40') {

'>>92605278
The iron golem is literally like a mid tier enemy and it's a 20 foot tall golem made entirely of metal. There's also titanite demons, that are also made of some sort of super god metal. One of the enemies in the game is just a ghost that's immune to physical harm.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605306 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:50:53') {

'>>92605245
>Naruto powers
Routine shitposting
>Symphogear magic
you can't even vaguely reference Symphogear without someone throwing a shitfit for the next two hundred posts. I hope you're happy by the way, cuz that's totally gonna happen now
>fucking Kult
Literally all shitposting, everyone hates it and it's only ever brought up to spam the thread with rapeposting
>Nasuverse magic/timeline pruning/Beasts
Never ending shitflining ensues
>fucking Nobilis
No one legitimately discusses Nobilis
>random DragonBall talk
Pure crack fueled shitposting, endless Gohanposting'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605319 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:52:13') {

'>>92605303
To be fair, if you can make crossbow bolts that can kill then you could make bullets. Lead shouldn't work, but titanite bullets would probably kill any enemy if appiled enough of them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605320 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:52:19') {

'>>92605303
Iron isn't actually that tough, it's not bullet proof.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605334 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:53:52') {

'>>92605245
>>92605306
>Symphogear
The jump is shit and lesbians deserve to have their cunts mutilated. YWNBAW'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605339 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:54:13') {

'>>92605251
NTA but IIRC the shitposting arose because people weren't talking about specific settings and tried to make blanket statements about how powers worked across all of fiction.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605343 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:54:29') {

'>>92605320
It's not getting one -shot by a 50 caliber rifle. There are attacks in-game that create explosions and giant fireballs that don't even one shot the player, let alone the bosses.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605354 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:55:29') {

'>>92605256
Yes. Which is really funny because that shit would not work on most of Dark Souls simply because like 3/4ths of the bosses either don't have a head at all or are a fucking animated stone/fire/lava demon or some shit. Are you going to shoot the Belfry Gargoyles, the literal magic statues? Or Nito, the giant skeleton man? Maybe you can dome the Iron Golem. Maybe shoot the Bed of Chaos or the Demon Firesage's molten stone ass. Maybe put a bullet through the Four Kings who are giant undead husks of their former selves.

Such a dumbass take. I get the point he's trying to make but that is literally the worst example he could've possibly used.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605359 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:56:22') {

'>>92605354
Power wanker alert'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605361 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:56:24') {

'Talking about light, is awakening your own EGO something dependant on Carmen or you could in theory awaken it without getting involved with her?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605364 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:56:38') {

'>>92605299
>What, like this guy?
Yep.

>...I don't think there's nearly enough space on that.
It’s either going to be an oversized card, or you have the maiden card say that when said maiden falls you discard the maiden card and search your deck for the fallen maiden card.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605373 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:57:28') {

'>>92605354
>Maybe shoot the Bed of Chaos
The Bed of Chaos would be one of the weakest bosses to bullets if you had a clear shot to the little core a 22 could do it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605375 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:57:36') {

'>>92605361
You can do whatever you want if you fanwank it. EGO is purely freeform and is whatever you want it to be. This is canon because I said it is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605388 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:58:37') {

'>>92605373
Yeah, if you had a clear shot. But you don't and that's the whole point of that horrendous boss fight.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605389 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:58:50') {

'Why the fuck does Bloodborne never come up in this discussion? Bullets work on literally eldritch gods.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605396 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:59:45') {

'So, this might never happen, and it would take years of work to come about even if it did, but I've always been kind of enchanted by the idea.
If someone were hypothetically to make a Jumpchain (-styled) game, what would that look like to you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605399 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:59:59') {

'>>92605389
Isn't it an entirely different setting that shares game mechanics? Are you going to argue to Sekiro or even Star Wars should play by the same rules too?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605401 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:00:06') {

'>>92605278
I haven’t played Dark Souls myself, but from what I’ve gathered the bosses in general aren’t particularly powerful and a lot of jumps could give you the power to run over them with ease. The trick is that the player character in Dark Souls is just a normal guy with some training, so the bosses don’t have to be very powerful in order to be threatening.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605403 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:00:11') {

'>>92605389
Um, sweetie. Are you actually trying to say that Bloodborne ISN'T cosmic tier? Clearly the Hunter and their weapons are moon busters. Did you just not pay attention?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605404 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:00:13') {

'>>92605396
A game where you are continuously tortured to death the moment you start it and this extends across all saves.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605405 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:00:15') {

'>>92605361
Carmen mentions to Vergilius that she wants to make people distort while Ayin is the one that gave the option to make people awaken their E.G.O. But I don't think is something that needs either since Kali was hearing voices and got her own E.G.O. while both Carmen and Ayin were not part of the light, it's probably just something related to human consciousness.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605407 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:00:21') {

'>>92605389
They do, but they get dogded a lot. Also, they're quicksilver bullets'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605414 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:01:07') {

'>>92605389
To be fair, if the gun isn't reinforced by Eldritch god blood rocks and then further reinforced by whatever bone marrow ash is then the bullets basically don't do shit. Even an actual cannonball isn't very impressive if it isn't +10'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605420 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:01:48') {

'>>92605389
Bloodborne has a much more rabid fanbase that doesn't tolerate sacrilege against the PS4's sacred cow so it gets a pass.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605422 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:01:55') {

'>>92605364
Or I could not have the fallen maidens be flip cards, and just have that one girl be double sided because she's a werewolf.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605423 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:02:00') {

'>>92605388
You'd only need three bullets from a pistol like a 1911 or something to kill that stupid thing. Two for the things to the side and one for the core.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605426 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:02:03') {

'>>92605405
Given the reveals in Canto 6, I would not be surprised if joining the Light meant Carmen and Ayin have now retroactively always been a part of it and influencing it from the beginning.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605428 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:02:15') {

'>>92605389
I get your point but Bloodborne does go out of its way to clarify that quicksilver bullets aren't normal/mundane.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605430 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:02:39') {

'>>92605396
Kingdom Hearts but the worlds are more detailed and there is more focus on developing powers from each world you visit rather than just souvenir keychains.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605432 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:02:42') {

'>>92605389
What is there to discuss?
>Can the boss in Bloodborne be killed by guns?
>Someone posts a video of a dude using a gun focused built to do it
Wow, riveting discourse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605433 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:02:49') {

'>>92605423
They're protected by those stupid magic barriers, remember?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605434 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:02:59') {

'>>92605404
You have a very strange sense of fun.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605439 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:03:14') {

'>>92605399
Yes. The idea that what's actually happening, narratively, is completely different from what is shown on screen just doesn't track with me.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605444 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:03:47') {

'>>92605401
Well, the player is definitely above a normal human. They're closer to Guts from Berserk once they get some levels (though not the Beyblade version with the special armor) and all the weapons have to reinforced many times over with magic god metal to do a noticable amount of damage. They're definitely above a normal person, but even a Genin from Naruto would kick their ass effortlessly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605456 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:04:35') {

'>>92605433
I do not remember forcefields, it's been a while. I just remember that it took basically no damage to take the thing down, the biggest danger of that boss is falling to your death since it collapses the floor.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605457 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:04:40') {

'>>92605444
Why the fuck does reinforcing a weapon make it do more damage? That's not how that works'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605462 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:05:08') {

'>>92605422
No, you have to go even more ridiculous. Have all the Maidens and Fallen Maidens be one card.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605466 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:05:35') {

'>>92605444
Dark Souls 'humans' are stronger and thouger than real people, but they miss out on the usual superior speed even genins get.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605467 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:05:44') {

'>>92605457
It's being infused with magic god metal would be a better way to put it. It's a video game, don't question it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605470 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:06:01'  && image=='5eaafa42fbf9d270de9b5671cb1eb765.jpg') {

'>>92605439
Sometimes you just have to accept it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605472 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:06:45') {

'>>92605457
Game mechanics. But also, clearly you need to make the weapons tougher so they don't break when you swing them hard enough to deal damage. Or something.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605476 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:06:55'  && image=='bed_of_chaos_caduceus_node.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605479 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:07:10') {

'>Wake up
>Go on my computer
>Check the latest JC thread
>See people sperging the fuck out over stupid bullshit
What in the goddamn'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605480 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:07:15') {

'>>92599797
>Was there any particular reason why Kiva stuff was in the Kamen rider Showa part 2 jump?
Because Kiva takes place in both 2008 and 1986.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605485 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:07:48') {

'>>92605396
Realistically?

A text based single-player RPG that allows you to pick up jumps based on custom/generi/public domain settings, make builds at the start to start determine your background and to customize the setting further, while you can then play pretty freeform in that world which is constantly adapted, and once you fonish the jump you can pick anogher setting and build while keeping your old one.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605489 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:08:00') {

'>>92605479
Don't pretend this is unusual or surprising.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605492 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:08:44') {

'>>92605479
jc sperging over [thing] is just business as usual. The only difference is what the flavour of the day will be.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605493 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:08:53'  && image=='1713443357761110.png') {

'>>92605245
>But the instant it's me or whoever the thread scapegoat of the day is, it's a massive dogpile to tell me to fuck off as though I'm somehow any worse than any of the above.
Brother, it is because your settings are worse than shit. I believe you are possibly the only person in existence who cares about Terra Hypnagogica in a non-ironic, non-shitposting way. And your WIPs in pic related, who even knows this shit? I'll give you a pass for Slay the Princess, but we all know you picked that one because of the "muh hyperversal powerlevels".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605495 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:09:15') {

'>>92605426
Possible, but looking at the way it speaks in her Library of Ruina card, it seems more like it was the Nothing There abnormality speaking to her.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605496 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:09:33') {

'>>92605457
It's being infused with Titanite, which is a mystical divine metal created directly by the smithing god. It's kind of implied that at maximum upgrade level your weapon is essentially made entirely of the stuff.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605510 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:10:38') {

'>>92605396
Some of the fan made super robot wars games come close to what I feel a jumpchain game would be like. I also like that those games generally don't place as much focus on power level dick waving.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605511 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:10:45') {

'>>92605479
This must be your first time. Hello.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605513 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:10:56') {

'>>92605493
Anon, did you have to continue? We were on the way to organically change the topic.'
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}

if(WoL_Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605517 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:11:32') {

'>>92605493
>who even knows this shit?
Why does that matter? I'm sure there's a lot of my jumps that you don't know or care about, but I enjoyed making them and sharing them with the thread.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605524 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:12:00') {

'>>92605513
Hey, I can't look at this thread 24/7. But Argent is retarded enough that I have to respond.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605526 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:12:06') {

'>>92605396
It'd just be Re: Creators except a video game, AKA all OC clearly inspired by popular media.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605529 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:12:38') {

'>>92605517
Based.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605531 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:12:55') {

'>>92605493
>I'll give you a pass for Slay the Princess, but we all know you picked that one because of the "muh hyperversal powerlevels".
I picked Slay The Princess because I actually liked the game and its story. I never cared about its powerlevels and I even outright said that you can kill her because THAT'S WHAT CANONICALLY HAPPENS IN THE GAME

You're giving me shit over the jumps I make, but you don't do that when anyone else makes jumps for obscure settings nobody knows shit about like Wizdoms or random manga nobody here has ever fucking read. Nobody in this goddamn general even plays Exalted or Kult but you know for a fact that you won't ever talk shit about the people who made those jumps in earshot. Go fuck yourself and leave me the fuck alone, I wanted to be fucking done.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605534 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:13:02') {

'>>92605388
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P3pjzbkCHXM'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605536 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:13:07'  && image=='1fa.jpg') {

'What do you do in this situation?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605541 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:13:50') {

'>>92605479
I honestly can't comprehend half the topics that zoomers in this thread want to talk about, I might as well be an alien. wtf is a noble phastasm? wtf is great will? wtf is yozi? wtf is kamen rider? Who the fuck knows, I just keep scrolling and reply to topics that I do give a shit about.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605547 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:14:34') {

'>>92605536
Assume he means an asian swallow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605548 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:14:34') {

'>>92605536
Neither. There are 5 species of the swallow family breed in Japan: the Barn Swallow, the House Martin, the Red-rumped Swallow, the Sand Martin, and the Pacific Swallow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605551 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:14:51') {

'>>92605531
NTA, I literally talk shit about Exalted and the people who make jumps for it any time it comes up and I'm in the thread, with no exceptions. I've made it a part of my identity as 'the guy who hates Exalted'.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605552 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:15:10') {

'>>92605526
Derivative OC would pretty much have to come with the territory, due to copyright issues.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605554 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:15:28') {

'>>92605536
Obviously it was a japanese swallow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605556 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:15:53') {

'>>92605536
Start saying "What? I don't know-" then scream as I'm launched into the Gorge of Eternal Peril'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605557 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:15:57') {

'>>92605547
>>92605548
>>92605554
Okay, but are you going to tell Saber that?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605560 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:16:02') {

'>>92605388
https://youtu.be/ivoW6iRG1s0?feature=shared'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605563 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:16:13') {

'>>92605547
>>92605548
Probably a Barn Swallow actually, it's the most common one in Japan.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605567 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:16:48') {

'>>92605531
>I wanted to be fucking done.
Then stop going off on gay powerlevel tangets in this thread, moron. I KNOW that you are the mamono energy faggot who keeps posting about it, let alone your other dozen autism projects. And we are LITERALLY on the tabletop board, infinitely more people play Exalted or Kult than they read your shitty photoshop monster webcomic.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605569 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:16:53') {

'>>92605548
>>92605554
>>92605554
>>92605563
Wtf do birds have to do with Fate?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605572 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:17:07'  && image=='NEVfo7H.png') {

'>>92605462
I'm pretty sure what you're talking about would be a sorcery called the Fall of Lescatie or something. Which isn't a bad idea, but way too complicated.

But, if you insist on such elucidan mechanics, I'll counterattack with Leah Lanfort, the protag of one of the videogames as a card that makes use of the Specialize mechanic. Accounting for the various endings, it's possible for her to turn into up to ten monsters, and in some cases up to two at a time thanks to one of them being a doppelganger.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605574 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:17:15') {

'>>92605557
Yes? King Arthur wasn't the one throwing people down the cliff anyway.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605581 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:17:39') {

'>>92605567
Anon, that's not true. No one plays Exalted. More people play Jumpchain than Exalted.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605583 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:17:42') {

'>>92605569
A lot desu.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605584 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:17:45') {

'>>92605536
>"I mean I was drinkin' and nearly cut my throat open, ya fuckin' daft cunt."'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605588 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:18:08') {

'>>92605567
>games
>on /tg/
lol. lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605590 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:18:16') {

'>>92605569
It's a Monty Python reference my young friend.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605594 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:18:41'  && image=='IMG_1844.jpg') {

'>92605567
>I KNOW that you are the mamono energy faggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605595 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:18:48') {

'Is your jumper an exhibitionist?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605599 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:19:25') {

'>>92605595
Exhibitionism is a fetish just for humans.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605604 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:19:45') {

'>>92605541
I know that feeling, sometimes I want to yell about it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqTjKhYh4fs&pp=ygUZaXQncyBhbHdheXMgc3Vubnkgc2h1dCB1cA%3D%3D'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605608 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:20:38') {

'>>92605595
No but you made me remember that anon that created the perk list for casual nudity jumpers.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605618 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:21:17') {

'>>92605567
>Then stop going off on gay powerlevel tangets in this thread, moron.
Then bitch about and drive out every single topic I mentioned in >>92605245. Oh wait, YOU FUCKING CAN'T. Nor would you, because you like sitting around and not saying a goddamn word about that shit when I'm not around only to go on the warpath if I make a single post unrelated to anything else.

And nobody plays Exalted you stupid shit-eater. There are more memes than there are people on this board who could tell you what they did in their Exalted session.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605619 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:21:19') {

'>>92605608
The what?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605622 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:21:36'  && image=='1684761023280823.png') {

'In other news, the rock suffering manga is finally finished for reals. Jump when?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605635 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:22:18') {

'>>92605622
When you make it. Now stop asking.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605636 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:22:22') {

'>>92605622
When you make it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605641 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:22:56') {

'>>92605618
>And nobody plays Exalted you stupid shit-eater.
You're based Argent.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605642 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:22:57') {

'>>92605618
You're destined to lose'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605652 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:23:50') {

'>>92605619
One anon writefagged as a jumper who engaged in casual nudity. And when questioned about it he posted a list of perks that let him ignore the normal social consequences of going around nude.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605653 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:23:57') {

'Did we not have a Rimworld Jump?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605657 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:24:01') {

'>>92605618
>And nobody plays Exalted you stupid shit-eater. There are more memes than there are people on this board who could tell you what they did in their Exalted session
They hated him because he told them the truth.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605658 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:24:04') {

'>>92605572
Jokes aside, the idea of a card called Fall of Lescatie does sound interesting. Maybe it converts all human units on the field into Mamono/Incubi and changes Lands as well. It would have to be expensive, but it would be powerful if you can fire it off.

>Accounting for the various endings, it's possible for her to turn into up to ten monsters, and in some cases up to two at a time thanks to one of them being a doppelganger.
Huh, neat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605661 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:24:07') {

'>>92605635
>>92605636
Ah, I see Amazon has new bots for this Jumpchain thread'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605668 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:25:21') {

'>>92605548
After further reading, I discovered thatr barn Swallows and european swallows are the same species. No idea if they do coconut deliveries yet.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605674 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:25:55') {

'>>92605618
I like how you ignored the Hypnagogica part. Be honest, are you the author? But sure, let's go through it:
Naruto: actual, real story where stuff happens
Symphogear: actual, real story where stuff hapepns
Kult/Exalted/Nobilis - actual, real setting people have written stories about
I could go on, but you get the point.
Now all the bullshit you love to screech about does not have a story, and barely even has a setting. It's all designed to please turboautists like you who have never grown up and somehow haven't found their way to VSbattles yet. It's fine if you want to masturbate to powerlevels, but PLEASE don't embarrass yourself by turning it into exhibitionism.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605677 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:26:07') {

'>>92605657
'Nobody actually plays exalted' is easily within the 3 most common answers when some newfag asks what it is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605678 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:26:14') {

'>>92604726
>Anyone have any advice for the Paradox Grand Strategy jumps?
There's not too much of a point in taking them all in order.
Also remember that Imperator Rome should be in the same folder as them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605692 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:27:42') {

'>>92605635
>>92605636
I can't make it, that's why I'm asking the thread to do it for me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605693 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:27:43') {

'>>92605653
WIP that never made it to the drive iirc.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605694 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:27:43'  && image=='creation map.jpg') {

'>>92605618
>And nobody plays Exalted you stupid shit-eater. There are more memes than there are people on this board who could tell you what they did in their Exalted session.
Not that anon. Just a passing one but on the topic of exalted I did actually play it once... but our storyteller was kinda shit. We were all dragonblooded in the first age under a solar. But the solar and all the characters aside from us were clearly Saber and her knights, Mordred included from Fate. Which is really fucking weird to bring up given how much fates talked about here but the overlap was interesting.

Didn't really enjoy the game though. The Storyteller kept making everything about the Solar. Between her somehow being the First solar and also somehow being blessed with dragonblood and having a dragonblooded child who was the Not mordred stand in and yeah I know the solars are the big dogs of the settings and the special best at everything but... Players need something to even if there deebs. Still would like to try and play exalted again one day though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605695 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:27:51') {

'>>92604726
Similar question, but any advice for MAKING grand strategy jumps? I've been playing a lot of Anbennar lately, but it's a completely different genre from jumps I usually make.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605696 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:27:51') {

'>Kult/Exalted/Nobilis - actual, real setting people have written stories about
This is some piss poor bait.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605698 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:27:54'  && image=='77b9d7ef7e0e7b7ffde50e46e41056c7.jpg') {

'>>92605622
Orange. Please, enough furry bait.

It's time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605700 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:28:13') {

'What in Naruto could bypass Infinity from JJK? I don't think genjutsu works because the chakra has to travel. Kamui could also do it. Anything else?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605702 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:28:27') {

'>>92605396
It would be like VRChat + TTRPG simulator. Every time you "jumped" you would change the skybox and terrain of the world. And basically you would have people DM for you using GURPS.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605712 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:29:08') {

'>>92605694
>The Storyteller kept making everything about the Solar
That's just how Exalted is. If you didn't want to be a side character, you'd play something else.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605718 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:29:40') {

'>>92605692
Fuck off. There are only a handful of jumpmakers who'd care and none have said they wanted to do it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605726 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:30:30') {

'>>92605693
Then is there any other jumps that can offer the Rimworld Anomaly experience? Basically SCP in space'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605730 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:31:06') {

'>>92605692
I'm borderline retarded and I can make jumps. Try using that template Blade made.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605735 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:31:21') {

'>>92605692
>I can't make it
I didn't know we had anons who were nuggets dictating posts to TTS from hospital beds.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605737 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:31:36') {

'>>92605536
Snipe the witch while the swordfags do as swordfags do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605739 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:32:05') {

'>>92605700
Fuinjutsu might be able to do it. You could seal the space between yourself and Gojo, instantly reaching him. We have precedent for Fuinjutsu sealing way more bullshit things before, such as the concept of an object's destruction with the Five Seals Barrier.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605741 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:32:20'  && image=='Difina Great Songrestess.png') {

'>>92605658
Black already has an alternate win condition on the demon lord card, in that if you use the exile mechanic shown here >>92604406, then any player with ten of those loses the game.

Fall of Lescatie would likely be a massive kick towards that, in that it would just directly let you kick however many of your opponents creatures into exile without costing you any of your own, which in some cases would win you the game instantly if you managed to hit enough of them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605743 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:32:52') {

'>>92605700
>>92605739
>more bullshit things before
>powerwank
Fuck off.'
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}

if(Nameless Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605745 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:33:01') {

'>>92605695
>Anbennar jump
I personally think you should pick a region and stick to it, or even a single nation if its mission tree is expansive enough. Trying to cover literally everything in one jump is going to way too unwieldy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605749 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:33:33') {

'>>92605743
Don't talk about things you don't understand, retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605753 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:34:06') {

'>>92605695
Don't know Anbennar but as someone who has been staring at our existing crop of GS jumps I'd say this.
Don't try an copy Cenanon. I can't really put my finger on what annoys me about his design so much but its eh.

Otherwise my first instinct is that GS jumps are ideal for perks with far ranging effects. Like productivity boosters that effect all of jumper's organizations for example.
That and a generous item/property section.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605755 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:34:15') {

'>>92605476
>bed_of_chaos_caduceus
>caduceus
Where?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605758 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:34:20') {

'>>92605746
Anon...you're pathetic.'
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}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605760 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:34:32'  && image=='Seven_Forces_Of_The_Universe_0003.jpg') {

'>>92604870
>Where do you get crisis energy?
There are two ways to generate it: People acting selfishly on a large scale, and reconfiguring the multiverse (or multiversal constructs like the Totality, which is basically a Dragon Ball made of Crisis Energy) into a certain pattern which happens to resemble the Legion of Doom's HQ as well as condensing it down to a singular universe. Actually it's unclear if the latter GENERATES it or just turns the former-multiverse into a suitable amplifier/container for it or if it's just Perpetua being picky about how the multiverse should be, but the story acts like it influences the dominance of Crisis Energy so it's probably important.

The actual nature of the selfishness doesn't matter, as long as people are looking out for number 1 AND the Seven Hidden Forces of Creation (picrel) have been released into at least one (1) DC universe be. Mistrusting the Justice League? Crisis Energy! Trying to mug someone because the economy is bad? Crisis Energy! Lock yourself in your room and refuse to do the dishes because you hate your parents? Crisis Energy!

>dark multiverse
YES, actually, this is literally the plot of Dark Crisis. The most effective way Batkek and Perpetua could come up with is to recreate entire crisis events like Final Crisis and the original COIE (yes, the Dark Multiverse can apparently either simulate nested multiverses or actualise localised outcomes where Darkseid/Monty won even though theoretically the effects should have sprawled out of control) then use a cosmic tuning fork to transmit the energy to Perpetua's throne (the one she made out of Braniac).

1/2'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605762 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:34:35') {

'>>92605749
Don't bring up retarded powerwank then, moron'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605770 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:35:09') {

'>>92605749
No one here understands Naruto.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605772 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:35:24') {

'>>92605762
It's literal, unironic canon. That's literally what the seal is stated to do.

Now shut the fuck up, you mouth-breathing tertiary.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605785 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:36:43') {

'FUCK MULTIVERSES, BRING BACK SINGLE WORLD FOCUS';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605787 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:36:58') {

'>>92605772
>It's literal, unironic canon.
No, it's stupid fucking powerwank because you had to bring up shit like it "sealing way more blullshit things before, like concepts bro". That was not needed to just say how the seal works.'
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}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605796 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:37:41') {

'>>92604870
>I had a whole elaborate plan about using World Creation magic combined with a dimension merging perk to make a realm that drains energy and essentially acts cosmic woodchipper, then feed the 52 worlds into it one by one.
The only issue with that plan is it's a bit wasteful, as long as most things living there are selfish 52 worlds can continuously generate enough Crisis Energy to keep a cosmic being like Batkek or Perpetua topped up enough to have a meaningful advantage over another cosmic being of the same approximate scope.

...unless your primary goal is to DESTROY the New 52 in which case, just for clarity's sake: In Morrison's original attempt to map the DC multiverse, he specified that there are 52 LOCALLY MAPPED worlds and an undefined number of other timelines, funny whacko dimensions and other nonsense in the Bleed (the disturbingly organic membrane between alternate realities that exist on different vibrational wavelengths to each other in DC. 5D imps go swimming there sometimes). So, if you want to get rid about EVERYTHING related to the New 52 you're gonna need that woodchipper to eat more than 52 worlds.

Snyder, being an idiot like most DC writers, forgot that the New 52 doesn't actually only have 52 worlds

2/2'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605798 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:38:00') {

'>>92605785
Multiverse has always been a sign that an IP is dying'
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}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605801 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:38:21') {

'>>92605760
*the plot of Dark Nights Death Metal, fuck.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605805 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:38:41'  && image=='20110318_kamenrider.jpg') {

'>>92605541
>wtf is kamen rider?
The light in the dark. When it shines darkness fades.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605806 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:38:44') {

'>>92605798
I can't believe that DC has been dying since 1961.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605812 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:39:11') {

'>>92605745
That's fair; I've mostly been playing in the Serpentspine because masochism apparently.
>>92605753
I'll make a note of it, but I'm not really familiar with jump-subgenre conventions generally, given that the average jump is 10 years and EU4 spans about 400.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605822 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:39:49') {

'>>92605785
It's a way for writers to spew out endless trash'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605823 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:39:50'  && image=='main-qimg-b1c8ffaedfa92b7d911a9b578bb46b74-lq.jpg') {

'>>92605787
Here, proof. See it? I assume you can read, although that might be too much of a stretch.

Now shut the fuck up. You should be grateful that I'm even willing to engage with someone as mentally deficient as you are.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605829 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:40:25') {

'>>92600116
>>92600130
>>92600146
>>92600172
Given that Emmas looks are mostly the result of a scalpel, how enticing would she find a Jumper with fleshcrafting and biomancy skills that'd let her be all natural?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605833 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:40:39') {

'>>92605541
Not a single one of the things you mentioned are zoomer stuff. Some of those have been around pre millenials.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605836 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:41:11') {

'>>92605798
So DC and Marvel have been dying for nearly a hundred years then, moron?'
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}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605838 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:41:17') {

'>>92605806
DC's death has become a distant dream for both me and longtime DC fans that represents the end of an eternal era of disillusionment and disappointment, like Shirou desperately hoping that if he kills enough random people as a history janny he will one day set foot in Avalon and see Saiba again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605843 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:41:49') {

'>>92605838
Ok but like 1961 was a pretty ok time for DC comics, wasn't it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605845 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:42:18') {

'>>92605838
>one day set foot in Avalon and see Saiba again
Actually, literally the case. It worked, eventually, somehow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605850 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:42:46') {

'>>92605583
*dechi'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605851 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:42:50') {

'>>92605805
>ichigo
ok boomer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605866 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:44:01') {

'>>92605785
Do normies even like multiverse shit?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605868 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:44:05') {

'>>92605694
Exalted is more fun if nobody is playing a solar. We played a few games but the group fell apart. Same with world of darkness, we had a real good time but eventually the work got in the way of fun.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605870 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:44:22') {

'>>92605845
>mentioning Last Episode
This thread already had its cringe episode anon. No need to add to it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605871 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:44:34') {

'>>92605866
Yes? What the fuck is this question?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605882 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:45:22') {

'>>92605866
google spiderverse's box office'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605898 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:46:43') {

'>Shard shows up and talks about multiverse shit
>all the retards don't even bother calling him out on it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605904 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:47:41') {

'>>92605823
Nta but what is this supposed to prove? Sealed items are in a pocket dimension I would always assume that you cant punch them without opening said dimension.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605905 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:47:42') {

'Is it bad (not wrong, bad) to want to be coddled and protected and constantly affirmed by a large, motherly figure who loves you unconditionally?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605909 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:47:53') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605912 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:48:07') {

'Shard's been retarded for so long that everyone's acclimated to it. It's like how you go nose blind to certain things after a long time. At this point we barely even notice when he starts babbling about multiversal/omniversal bullshit.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605913 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:48:11') {

'>>92605909
Because you touch yourself at night.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605915 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:48:41') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605917 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:48:42') {

'>>92605898
Go cry about it on discord argent. At least he can coherently state his side without devolving into a spergfest.'
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}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605922 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:48:55') {

'>>92605829
...fuck this is technically a Detective Comics Comics question because

>>92605843
Honestly? In hindsight I would say with a straight face things were okay up to Final Crisis. There were stinkers like Jean Loring and Batman building Brother Eye and Maxwell Lord and...huh let me amend my statement, there were TWO dropoffs. One was Infinite Crisis trying to be dark and edgy and mature, and fucking up so hard that by the time of Death Metal the writers felt compelled to redeem it's designated scapegoat by fighting Batkek who is literally everything Superboy Prime accused DC of devolving into. And the other was Final Crisis being the end of DC as the setting the old readership could still recognise. It wasn't a perfect event by any measure but the way people acted and how they fitted into the setting was recognisable.

This is a very longwinded way to say yes.

>>92605845
>somehow
Just like Jeanne somehow found Sieg in the Reverse Side of the World and Kojiro (who was supposedly fictional at one point) walked so far across the multiverse he found a girl Musashi to have an epic duel with.

>>92605866
>WHOA IT'S...CHARACTER I KNOW!
>AND IT'S CHARACTER I DON'T KNOW BUT FEEL SMART ABOUT KNOWING
>WHOOOOOOA IT'S VILLAIN WHO THREATENS ALL THE WORLDS
It is a testament to how bad multiverse fatigue is that they've botched such a simple formula.

>>92605694
I'm sincerely sorry things turned out that way. From what I've heard of other people playing the game things are a bit more fun with multiple people playing at the celestial level, because at least most Solars can't steal neighbourhoods or turn into T-rexes at chargen.

I dislike how the main Exalted community sucks off the Realm so much, but I can sort of understand the backlash from it being tricky to play multi-splat games in a setting where different splats can have significantly different capabilities.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605937 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:50:30') {

'>>92605917
Don't fucking mention me in this, retard. I don't give a fuck what anyone says about Shard or what he does, but don't fucking bring me back into this. I want to be done you retarded fucking whore, stop trying to get me involved again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605939 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:50:33') {

'>>92605922
Not sure how my lust for Emmas giant corseted tits has to do with Detective Comics, but thanks for the (You), Shard. Hope things are going okay for you.'
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}

if(Nameless Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605940 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:50:51') {

'>>92605812
Not too much overlap in where we've been playing then. I've tried out Blademarches, Coruvia, Jadd, Aelnar (Lithiel), Feiten, Daxugo and One Xia.
>really familiar with jump-subgenre conventions
I don't think there are any to be honest. Crusader Kings and Imperator have origins by government type (well Crusader Kings has further discounts through religion and way of life focuses), Europa is just kinda weird, Victoria is based on different pop types, Hearts of Iron is based on faction and branch of military and East vs West is basically made up wholesale because we barely got a demo for that.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605942 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:50:59') {

'>>92605904
What it's saying is that the area protected by it, which is a real place in physical space, has a law enforced on it where nothing can be damaged. Doesn't really make sense since they then fight in these locations, but people love these databooks and use them to say random Jutsu from Itachi are lightspeed'
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}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605943 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:51:02') {

'>>92605829
Lost track of the wordcount.

Anyway, Emma has been around fleshcrafters and biomantics for ages and ages and...hasn't really bothered to ask for a boob job during her latest rebirth from Krakoa or whatever. Actually? The nature of Goldballs' stupid gold balls and the shitty cloning system the mutants have might mean that technically, Emma is currently in an all-natural body. But even before that she doesn't really seem to care that much while surrounded by geniuses and reality warpers.

I think being a fairly strong telepath as well as queen bee of the Hellfire Club has kinda boosted Emma's confidence where she doesn't actually care about not being natty desu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605946 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:51:12') {

'>>92605922
Doesn't have the Realm have Slavery?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605954 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:51:53') {

'>>92605922
Because what?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605957 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:52:02') {

'>>92605937
You can literally leave any time you want dumbass. Turn off the pc. Walk away. You are literally pissing yourself to prove everyone who calls you a crybaby sperg correct.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605964 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:52:54') {

'>>92605905
A little.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605967 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:53:15') {

'>>92605937
Hey argent I just want you to know that I think everyone who said you were teratophilianon using yet another name to post here was correct. Thats all. Good night.'
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}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605969 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:53:23') {

'>>92605939
It's all good, brain still half-asleep and trying to use thread to keep it awake during the daily grind.

>>92605946
It does, yeah. They're remarkably good at either glossing over it or trying to be That One Dragonblooded who like the Fate Shinsengumi hard copes with muh honor and/or tries to be the token nice House Cynis little bro

>>92605954
>>92605943'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605970 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:53:23') {

'>>92605905
Depends if she is also feeding you a large slice of pepperoni pizza at the same time.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605980 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:53:55') {

'>>92605957
Yeah, and when I do you retards prove MD EXACTLY right when I said you can't stop thinking about me even when I'm not here. Stop mentioning my fucking name at every poster you see and stop throwing a tantrum even when I'm not here and I won't have reason to call you a fucking shitstirring nigger.

>>92605967
Case in point.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605987 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:54:23') {

'>>92605942
Oh that makes a bit more sense. Seems a bit odd but whatever, ninja shit is magic even if they call it something else.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605995 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:55:12') {

'>>92605909
to find out how much multiverse shit made from normies spending money, duh?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605996 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:55:24') {

'>>92605785
Capeshit has no end'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92605997 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:55:24') {

'>>92605980
You are here. If you werent here you wouldnt be sperging out right now. You are the only one throwing a tantrum.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606010 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:56:18') {

'>>92605868
Yeah it'd be smart if no one was a solar. And none of us players were playing a solar. We were all deebs our boss/ King was and controlled by the storyteller but I figured it wouldn't of been a big a problem as long as they weren't there in the action and every session with us. Turns out they were.
>>92605922
>I'm sincerely sorry things turned out that way. From what I've heard of other people playing the game things are a bit more fun with multiple people playing at the celestial level, because at least most Solars can't steal neighbourhoods or turn into T-rexes at chargen.
>I dislike how the main Exalted community sucks off the Realm so much, but I can sort of understand the backlash from it being tricky to play multi-splat games in a setting where different splats can have significantly different capabilities

Thanks, I enjoyed the game a bit even if it was clunky and elaborate. I do think the community and devs may be overcorrecting a bit in the current batch of stuff since 2e but there's gotta be some kinda balance you can strike there. Multisplat games are really tricky though aye.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606018 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:56:44') {

'>>92605970
I only eat plain. Pepperonis seem to make the pizza even greasier and give me heartburn.'
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}

if(Argent && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606023 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:56:54') {

'>>92605997
>immediately call some random anon me out of nowhere
>this isn't you throwing a tantrum
You know I can scroll up and read the thread right? You realize it's easy to tell when you're lying through your fucking teeth and you really can't get me out of your goddamn head, right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606033 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:58:14') {

'>>92605980
Argent, they do this because they know it will get a rise out of you, and because they know there is no way for them to suffer consequences for their actions. They drop your name and stir up shit, because they know you will respond. They are baiting you. You are being trolled. You can not win by engaging. The only way to "win" is to ignore them. Do not feed the trolls.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606037 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:58:18') {

'>>92605943
Fair points. I just love Emma's design, even if she's a Marvel telepath and therefore a giant cunt. I'm interested in the version of her that someone else referenced that was younger and less shitty.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606049 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:58:55') {

'>>92606023
Seems more like anon hit the nail on the head and you immediately started screaming and pitching a shitfit. You are not cute, nobody likes your little tantrums, you are just sad.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606050 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:58:57') {

'Guys don't bully Argent, you're supposed to punch up. Baiting actual retards is just bad manners.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606062 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:59:57') {

'>>92606050
He's a tard and his taste is shit. If he was an anon, I'd ignore him but he's a namefag so he draws attention to himself and, as such, I must judge his taste. Which is shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606066 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:00:09') {

'>>92606023
Oh will you stop biting bait already. Goddamn this isn't your first day on this site.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606071 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:00:36') {

'I swear to god, /jc/ has the highest concentration of actual woman posters on /tg/, there's no other explanation for this level of cattiness';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606072 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:00:37') {

'>>92606023
I thought you said you were leaving. Yet here you are, still crying, still screaming and calling people names, still throwing a crybaby tantrum. You can leave at any time you want. If you dont want people talking about you then stop being a massive sperg with your trip on. I legitimately cannot recall a time when you posted with your name on where you didnt sperg out about something'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606081 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:01:48') {

'>>92606050
If you are going to post with a name you could at least expect to be judged for what you post.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606096 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:02:58') {

'>>92606071
Thus, it is morally justified to rape every /jc/ poster to death.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606102 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:03:22') {

'>>92606050
I feel bad for actual retards on 4chan, this site has legitimately become much tamer than it was before years ago but they still don't realize when people are trying to get them upset.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606106 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:03:37'  && image=='1665751702526234.jpg') {

'>>92606050
Um, ackchyuallly, it says right here that harassing any non-Black person who uses the n-word is automatically punching down, sweetie.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606107 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:03:38'  && image=='07.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606112 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:03:51') {

'>>92606096
Start with me please.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606114 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:03:54') {

'>>92606071
For real, some of these posts about Argent read like they're written by high school girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606119 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:04:30') {

'>>92606062
What has he posted about liking other than th and that one dating sim where you are a bird trying to kill a princess? I tend to filter him in the thread usually.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606124 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:04:41') {

'>>92606102
If this were old 4chan, I'd have goreposted this thread into /trash/ fucking ages ago.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606125 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:04:51') {

'>>92606107
It's not her fault she was homeschooled.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606127 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:04:57') {

'>>92606071
I don't know about women, but we sure have a lot of fags.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606129 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:05:16') {

'>You are strong child. But I am beyond strength.
What are your favorite edgy, cringy, and/or chuuni lines to say when being overly dramatic?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606131 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:05:25'  && image=='1702416381219.jpg') {

'>>92605426
>>92605495
It's pretty weird given Bloodfiends are explicitly distortions, and they were around long before the release of the Light.
Like, even if they work off normal vampire rules & can infect people, that kinda gives us two possibilities:
>Carmen is retroactively part of the Light & can talk people into Distortion, the Light was just rarer before Lobcorp so not as many people distorted
>Someone was SO weak-willed they didn't even need Carmen's mindfuckery to collapse in on themselves and distort'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606132 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:05:31') {

'>>92606023
Argent, I like you, but you gain literally nothing from this. Just ignore the bitches.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606135 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:05:52') {

'>>92606129
The lines were I tell you to fuck off and die.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606136 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:05:52') {

'>>92606119
I liked his posts about Shadows of the Forbidden Gods'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606137 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:05:58') {

'>>92606114
>>92606071
Argent please stop samefagging with your trip off. Please.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606140 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:06:20') {

'>>92606129
Everything by the lich is gold. I tend to steal from him a lot, also from lord of light.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606143 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:07:01') {

'>>92606071
Who knew the escapist extreme power fantasy general would have a bunch of weirdos?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606148 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:07:17') {

'>>92606129
"LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606149 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:07:21') {

'>>92606137
He really is becoming the new timmy or bancho lately.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606158 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:08:02') {

'>>92605912
Yeah I think anyone who was around for any of

>the combos
>Me being so mindbroken by Supernatural that what started out as me just trying to summarise facts for stupid_dog's potential revamped jump devolved into me having therapy sessions with myself and failing them all
>Me being so triggered by research into different Delves editions and AoS I made 4 different jumps t and wrote a 50K+ melodramatic fanfiction just to say YOU'RE WRITING MORATHI WRONG
>The fact that I can suffer the jump equivalent of getting cockblocked being the ONLY reason I started jumpmaking at all, and also why I wrote another small novel after patiently waiting and waiting for the Gunstar jump to be made from all the pent-up frustration
>The fact that I make jumps better when fucking pissed and/or shitfaced
>The fact that my response to DC and Marvel breaking the power curve for my Peak Human builds as well as increasing annoyance with how the accumulation of harem perks logically has to be skewing my chain's genre at this point is, instead of starting a new chain like a normal person, to create an entire series of jumps just to break my OWN chain's escalation instead of have it imposed on my by the funny pictures company with what amounts to biblically accurate MGE as written by ancient rabbis who are actually trying to warn people away from the monstergirls

is a sign there is something irreparably broken with my brain, and not in a way I'm particularly proud of.

>>92605197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXCui1z3Hhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzXBWSTQJYk
Also this is just a tangent to the original topic but can I just say it STILL bothers me they put less effort into Chuck ending the multiverse than they did for Raphael showing up, or even Metatron casting all the angels from heaven?

>Forest fire
>Generic fog wall
>Fucking meteors
>Global warming??

Fucker has all of the angel hakai energy and treats the "story" he's writing like he's actually playing Age of Mythology'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606170 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:09:23') {

'>>92606149
Timmy tries to actively kill the general with inflammatory shitposting and trying to drive jumpmakers away and bancho posted some of the most insane shit ontop of being actually mentally ill. I have no idea where this meme that Argent is as bad as either even came from.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606178 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:10:17') {

'Where can I get combat tentacles?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606181 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:10:40') {

'>>92606178
First, start by blowing yourself up.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606182 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:10:48') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606191 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:12:00') {

'>>92606178
Grim tales of Billy and Mandy IIRC.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606196 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:13:00') {

'>>92606178
Want mechanical ones? Raimi Spider-Man has some pretty good actuators. For plant ones, either Hellsing jump. For regular ones, Prototype. For extremely heavy duty ones, Angel Notes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606198 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:13:02') {

'>>92606170
Yeah, if anything it's Nyanko. Most, if not all, of the chainbutt/yuri/trap/fat/Symphogear/lalafell/furry/Ranma/genderbending spam comes from him.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606204 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:13:37') {

'>>92606178
Become the 8 tails jinchuriki in Naruto'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606207 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:13:48') {

'>>92606198
Fuck off Timmy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606211 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:14:07') {

'>>92606114
Because they are. Mentally, these people are like still 16 years old or so. It's why they still come here and act like making people mad is productive and doesn't just fuck over the actual threads.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606227 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:16:02'  && image=='pixai-1740040066667963110-2.png') {

'Just a quick question for you guys, what are some good ideas for some egyptian spirits to draw on for jumpers spirit magic? Im thinking that since Im spending some time in egypt I may visit the egyptian afterlife as a full on vibrant oasis like egypt locked in time to its greatest heights of power. Go meet some of the guardians and ancient rulers or talk with the sphinx (That fucker HAS to have a spirit, hope its not into riddles and death) or maybe converse with thoth.

Though Im doing mummy stuff lately I think my spirit body will probably revert to what a living body would look like while in the spirit world. What do you think? Sloughing off the old husk as it were.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606228 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:16:11') {

'>>92606182
Which one?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606235 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:17:20') {

'Sometimes I wonder how the hell I managed to avoid Timmy’s pestering for so long. Then I remember that I don’t post jumps as frequently.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606236 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:17:22') {

'>>92606228
I'm pretty sure (Evard's) Black Tentacles are a spell in all the editions whe have jumps for.
>>92606227
Eat enemy with giant hippo.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606239 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:17:43') {

'>>92606071
Don't be sexist, men can be kitty cats too'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606243 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:18:04') {

'>>92606114
Most of the posts FROM argent read like a high school girl. The fat one nobody likes but whos only friend insists she has a great personality. You know, the one who if you took the time to know her would actually turn out to be just as shit as everyone says she is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606246 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:18:26') {

'>>92606178
tokyo ghoul'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606253 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:18:55') {

'>>92606243
Imagine writing fanfiction about namefags.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606254 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:18:55') {

'>>92606243
This is a highschool girl post.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606259 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:19:24') {

'>>92606243
Timmy, are you actively trying to transition into a Tammy?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606261 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:19:38') {

'>>92606158
At least your retardation is amusing. Carry on.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606265 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:19:55') {

'>>92606243
Projection.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606266 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:20:00') {

'>>92606253
Where's my fanfics? People can ship me with Gene.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606268 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:20:06') {

'>>92606253
That's every retard in this fucking general. I've seen people make up so much nonsense about Nubee or Val that you'd think they have a parasocial relationship with them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606270 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:20:23') {

'>>92606243
To be fair fat women almost universally have shit personalities. Never met one that didnt.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606277 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:20:57') {

'>>92606227
Anubis? He presides over the judgement of the living. Osiris and Isis too since he's supposed to be the first pharoah with all that entails, and she's his psycho sorceress sister-wife.

Set isn't a bad choice too depending on how early in Egyptian myth you draw on inspiration about him, he used to be one of the dudes that helped kill Apep during Ra's boat trips.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606278 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:21:07') {

'>>92606261
>it's fine when Shard does it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606279 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:21:09') {

'>>92606268
We do have a parasocial relationship with them!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606290 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:22:07') {

'>>92606276
Who asked.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606291 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:22:08') {

'>>92606236
What tawaret? The water bringing (probably violently bipolar) sort of mother goddess? I have seen different things about her. One thing says shes a loving deity of things like water and childbirth and others talk about how she will violently maim people. It confuses me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606294 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:22:33') {

'>>92606254
>>92606265
Shut Up Ethan, go back to popping pills and drowning yourself in alcohol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606296 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:22:45') {

'>>92606278
It is, yeah. Mostly because Shard was doing it long before it was cool.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606298 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:22:58'  && image=='IMG_3869.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606301 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:23:08') {

'>>92606294
Who's Ethan? Are you okay, Timmy?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606309 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:23:39') {

'>>92606291
It's the duality of the divine (and also probably different priests shitposting)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606315 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:24:12') {

'>>92606268
I've made up nothing about Val. I have however called her out for her shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606317 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:24:37') {

'>>92606301
No clue, but thats a different person than the one who made the post about ugly schoolgirls. I made the ugly schoolgirl post. I dont know any ethans.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606318 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:24:39') {

'>>92606296
When was it cool?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606321 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:24:55') {

'>>92606276
I guess it's fitting that to continue the SCP analogy, LC escalated it's setting into directions that like you I'm not as interested in. Have to say though, what I know about Limbus Company is EXACTLY as weird as the Group of Interest shit SCP engages in too. All that's missing is one or more precursor races/ancient mystical empires because the LCverse seems to be deliberately vague about what happened in the past and what life is actually like outside the City. Other than there is at least one eldritch Santa and some form of village settlement, and shit is so weird and hazardous a kid got turned into an eyeball monster.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606331 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:26:28') {

'>>92606277
Honestly depending on how the cosmology runs Ra has an amazing winning streak going on. Never lost a match against the old void old snake.

I wonder why apep doesnt move on to another world.

>>92606309
Fair enough.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606335 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:26:46') {

'>>92606326
>bringing up random unrelated real life people
Wow, this really IS highschool/Twitter.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606339 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:27:18'  && image=='06.gif') {

'>>92606326
>s4s'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606342 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:27:47') {

'>>92606318
Never.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606346 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:28:17') {

'>>92606178
Prototype, Generic Creepypasta, DC, Pathfinder sorcerers with the right bloodlines and Resident Evil.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606350 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:28:28') {

'So spamming the thread for days with disgusting art of fat women is fine but discussing tentacles is a bridge too far?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606351 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:28:35') {

'>>92606335
>>92606339
I wonder when hiro will make an /Incel/ board for INternet CELebrities'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606354 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:28:53') {

'>>92606331
Yeah I think it really just comes down to if you think he successfully kills the snake, or if every night the snake eats him and they have to cut him out.

>why apep doesnt move on to another world
Well, as far as we know the Egyptians don't really do multiverses so the world is all there is. There's the afterlife I guess, but like-would YOU prefer dead or living meet?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606356 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:29:16') {

'>>92605741
I can see that, as I understand MtG has several cards that all but win the game right away if you can pay the cost.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606360 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:29:27') {

'>>92606350
You got six usable replies out of seven, that's good enough desu.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606361 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:29:29') {

'>>92606178
Elfen lied
Tokyo ghoul
Spiderman'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606364 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:29:41') {

'>>92606356
Still less borked than Yugioh
Somehow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606369 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:30:06') {

'>>92606129
When launching:
"Gundam Lyra! Asher Vaner! Aiming towards tomorrow!"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606370 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:30:21') {

'>>92605536
>"Why the fuck would you do that?"

>>92605737
Now that's an insult to swordfags.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606382 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:31:19') {

'>>92606354
I could have swore they had something about other worlds but I may just be misremembering. Probably getting mixed with old scifi stuff in my head.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606388 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:31:46') {

'>>92606227
I avoid ancient Egypt jumps.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606396 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:32:41') {

'>>92606382
...Creatures of Light and Darkness, by Roger Zelazny? Or Stargate?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606399 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:33:18') {

'>>92606388
Pre-Nubian Egyptians are great, tho.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606403 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:33:28') {

'>>92606350
Is it finally setting in for you that /jc/ is terrible and you have every reason to want every poster here to suffer?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606412 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:34:44') {

'>>92606403
Please commit neckrope Timmy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606420 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:35:23') {

'>>92606412
Not Timmy, I simply hate you all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606421 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:35:39'  && image=='Cant lose.png') {

'>>92606356
Oh yeah, plenty. Just off the top of my head poison counters exist, and if you can get a player ten of those they lose. There's also a monster with 'during your upkeep if you have more than X life you win' where I'm pretty sure X is 46? There's also door to nothingness, which costs 10 5 to cast and 2 of each mana to use, but is literally just 'target player loses".

On the flip side, there's also "good fucking luck" stuff like pic related.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606426 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:35:58') {

'>>92606420
So you're Timmy, got it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606438 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:38:14') {

'>>92606149
>>92606170
If Arrgent became a second Timmy, it would probably be because of shit like this. Have we ever had a jumpmaker who got shitposted so bad they went from liking Jumpchain to wanting it and everyone involved to suffer and die?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606442 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:38:38') {

'>>92606356
I forget the name, but there's a card that says "if you have a copy of this card in exile, in the graveyard, in play, and in your hand, you win the game."'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606444 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:38:55') {

'>>92605796
I see, I see, so it'd be more economic to yoink those 52 worlds, subtly encourage the collective unconsciousness to act as selfish and greedy as they desire, then connect it to my throne to have an edge up when I fight an enemy on par with me?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606445 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:39:07') {

'>>92606331
>>92606227
Heka or Heqa was a ancient timeless spirit that was sort of like the Weave from D&D and either through a god or through ritual symbolic acts one would manipulate the Heka to achieve sorcerous results. More than conjuring spirits, the Egyptians seemed to believe in magical rituals and making magical items. The most Egypt appropriate summons would be some sort of incarnate imitation of a god or animal to perform feats based on the myths. Ergo, summoning a giant cobra inspired by Apep to destroy your enemies with violence or a demonic thing to cauze sickness, etc.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606447 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:39:12') {

'>>92606331
IIRC Apep's motivation is literally rrrreeEEEEEEEEEE eXiStEnCe. It just hates the fact that the universe is no longer the primeval chaos. This is not exactly a mindset that leaves one with room to pick one's battles. Killing Ra is just the quickest way to return it all to nothing.

Also in at least one version it's also Ra's umbilical cord?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606450 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:39:25') {

'>>92606403
Shut the fuck up and get out of your dog's kennel, TIMhan.

The /jc/hads outlived Two Best Friends and Machinima, the /jc/hads outlived Ninjago, the /jc.hads WILL outlive the MCU and Roosterteeth. And at the rate you're going, the /jc/hads will outlive YOU. Just like Gohan you were born into this world with overwhelming potential, you could have BEEN someone and DONE something, but instead you chose to pick a fight with a mongolian basket weaving forum. And JOB. Your entire tongue is such a singular ulcer, that you've doomed any chance of a girl wanting to kiss you. Your dog certainly doesn't, and your mother remembers your stay in her basement like some sort of cryptid.

You are unloved. Unwanted. And worst of all, a pathetic jobber. Do NOT commit neckrope, your current state of suffering is far more amusing. Dance for us, MONKEY.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606451 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:39:28') {

'Did you remember to visit your brother Itadori Yuji, Jumper?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606453 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:39:36') {

'>>92606388
>Jobs to Hippos and choking on dates'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606455 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:39:46') {

'>>92606438
Last time DDanon showed up he was still seething.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606459 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:39:58') {

'>>92606396
Honestly probably both.

Just a note do NOT buy the audible version of lord of light. They got the worst fucking possible person to narrate it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606463 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:40:06') {

'>>92606450
Don't reply to me. You are genuinely one of the reasons I want this place gone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606466 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:40:27') {

'>>92606420
I love you too Timmy, your Christmas ulcers shall be especially lovely this year'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606467 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:40:34') {

'>>92606450
>Roosterteeth
Didn't they died already?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606468 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:40:47') {

'>Don't reply to me
>gives him a (you) anyway
what was meant by that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606470 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:40:49') {

'>>92606438
Everyone in the Discord.'
;

}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606475 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:41:19') {

'>>92606447
...Apep has motivations? I don't remember any mythological source that gives it a SMT-style ideology, far as I know it's literally just a big hungry snake and the sun looks delicious.

>>92606444
Yeah pretty much, DC made edgelord writing retroactively an actual in-universe not!cultivation process for Space Mom to blow up God and fend off the other Super Celestials once enough is accumulated.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606476 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:41:25') {

'>>92606445
Now thats a cool idea.

>>92606447
Heh honestly thats amusing to me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606479 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:41:43') {

'>>92606455
I don't think that counts, DDanon was just unfsthomably pissed. I'm talking a jumpmaker who legitimately went nuts enough to want to see the hobby ruined irreparably to the point it's never brought up ever again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606489 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:42:37') {

'>>92606455
5 years. 5 fucking years and he was still seething. Thats got to be a record, or like a undiagnosed mental illness.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606490 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:42:38') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606492 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:42:45') {

'>>92606463
And yet here you are, grovelling for my amusement and attention Gohan. How does it feel to realise that every post you make gives this community more life? To be part of the cancer gnawing a hole in your soul, just like the Cell Juniors should've gnawed a hole through Gohan? I WILL reply. You will NEVER escape me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606495 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:43:07'  && image=='family dinner.jpg') {

'>>92606451
Ever since I went to JJK the number of brothers that have joined the chain has skyrocketed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606496 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:43:13') {

'>>92606492
Gohan won. You lost.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606498 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:43:28') {

'>>92606479
None that I can recall. I don't think even SoAnon's little bitchfest about the towergirls jump counts.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606500 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:43:33') {

'>>92606467
They put out one last Halo video, I'm not counting the site dead before an official announcement.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606504 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:44:02') {

'>>92606495
Is brother JJK speech for gay frinedzone, or do they actually form a familial relationship out of friendship?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606508 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:44:24') {

'>>92606475
Maybe it varies between versions, but if I recall correctly it is at least perceived as being malevolent.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606509 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:44:24'  && image=='Gohan Cycle.jpg') {

'>>92606496
You are as damned to this thread as Gohan is to the Gohan Cycle.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606516 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:45:10') {

'>>92606500
Ah. So they're like a 75 year old in a hospital bed. Might die tomorrow, might last another decade.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606517 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:45:15') {

'>>92606509
The cycle was completely broken by Toriyama with his last breath and Gohan has been WINNING in the manga ever since.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606520 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:45:29') {

'>>92606450
>>92606492
You need to update your heuristics. Stop calling shitposters based Chads who are made to win.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606521 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:45:46') {

'>>92606504
In Chozo's case he actually is Yuji's brother via Kenjaku'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606523 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:45:58') {

'>>92606500
The website shuts down on the 15th of May.
>https://roosterteeth.com/g/post/ebc5b2cd-bd04-4935-ae36-7bb5056e043f'
;

}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606529 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:46:16') {

'>>92606504
Todo is his brother through friendship due to a hallucination he believes where he and Yuji were best friends since forever

Choso is literally his brother because Choso's dad and Yuji's mom is Kenjaku.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606531 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:46:20') {

'What are the best settings to walk into with a Spark, Tinker Power, or other such Mad Science as an actual super power type ability?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606534 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:46:34') {

'>>92606521
Oh, yeah. The body snatcher. Huh, that can make for a weird family.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606535 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:46:34') {

'>>92606475
Apep is considered the God of Chaos opposed to order, light and Ma'at (truth). Ra is the biggest representative of Ma'at so Apep is personally motivated to kill the shit out of him.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606543 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:47:29'  && image=='1713892697139182.jpg') {

'>>92606504
Death painting are actual brothers. but Todo is a brother in spirite!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606546 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:47:37') {

'>>92606531
The ones you've made a jump for.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606547 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:47:50') {

'>>92606531
The one that jobs to science the most or the one to acquire the best science perks? I don't fully understand the question.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606548 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:47:52') {

'>>92606531
Im not sure what you are asking. Sorry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606550 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:48:17') {

'>>92606421
>On the flip side, there's also "good fucking luck" stuff like pic related.
>Both sides play this
And the epic battle continues!'
;

}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606552 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:48:27') {

'>>92606534
>Huh, that can make for a weird family.
They both wanted to kill Kenjaku, but Gege wanted to remind people that Yuta is the real MC so he kills him instead.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606553 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:48:28') {

'>>92606531
You would fit quite well in a Please don't tell my parents I'm a supervillain' jump IF WE HAD ONE.'
;

}

if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606557 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:48:50') {

'>>92606535
Oh yeah Ma'at, that works

>>92606508
Ancient people attribute a lot of malevolence to darkness because night is scary when you have no nightlight, so yeah probably that too.

>>92606531
Forgotten Realms. Murder the gods by mass producing artillery, because apparently they perceive cannons as a threat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606559 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:48:55') {

'>>92606490
None of those actively hate Jumpchain enough to want to see it dead like Timmy. They just use Discord because they hate having to share a thread with Timmy in the first place and it's easier to talk to other jumpmakers there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606571 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:50:13') {

'>>92606559
>it's easier to talk to other jumpmakers there.
No, its easier to talk, but you cant talk about jc in any meaningful way. The discord is actually worse than the old irc in that respect.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606576 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:50:55'  && image=='1693526874149190.jpg') {

'>>92606534
>tfw your mother is an ancient body snatcher sorcerer who fucks your dad because he's the reincarnation of Sukuna's dead twin brother.
Yuji might just have the weirdest backstory for a mainstream Shonen protagonist.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606581 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:51:24'  && image=='[thinks in malos].gif') {

'>acquire robot army
>don't have a property large enough to store it in (before you ask, the Warehouse is way too small for this)
>no inventory dimension either
Where am I supposed to put all these robots?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606586 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:51:54') {

'>>92606475
>far as I know it's literally just a big hungry snake and the sun looks delicious.
that counts as a motivation for me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606587 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:51:59') {

'>>92606581
Up your ass.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606595 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:52:40') {

'>>92606557
Also, the Egyptians personalized everything. Someone asked why the goddess of motherhood was also violent, cause they persolized the river Nile as a parental figure and they absolutely lived or died on the river's "mood" so to speak. That's also why Greeks wirh similar views had Zeus and Poseidon as fickle and violent, cause the weather and the sea were hard to predict and can be dangerous.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606599 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:53:07') {

'>>92606451
Went 12 years too early for that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606600 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:53:14'  && image=='Fall of Lescatie.png') {

'>>92606550
It actually is possible to get around, there are a few cards that can force the other player to sacrifice lands, but you need to be playing one of the 21 cards that can do that out of 27000 cards in existence.

Suffice to say that while it isn't an instant win button, it might as well be.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606601 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:53:23') {

'>>92606421
>pic
At a glance, there's at least three ways to break that even at a cursory inspection.
>the snow land can still be targeted
>the indestructible effect is granted by a counter
>the snow land can still be sacrificed
Reasonably solid and not terribly high cost as far as semi-wincon goes, but far too vulnerable to any number of point and click solutions as-is. Magic's a fun game like that where there is no real closed game if everything in a format's available for use and both sides get the chance to make a play.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606603 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:53:36') {

'>>92606581
Storage rings. Or in space.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606606 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:53:49') {

'>>92606576
Don't act like Ichigo winning the eugenics lottery isn't on the same level.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606608 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:54:08') {

'>>92606587
No. Human intestinal tracts are not spacious enough to store an army of macroscopic robots when the smallest of said robots is roughly equal in volume to a medium-sized dog.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606613 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:54:35') {

'>>92606559
No, you're just straight up wrong.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606614 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:54:40') {

'>>92606581
Obviously the next jump has to be one where you acquire a property or pocket dimension or something the like'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606616 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:54:55') {

'>>92606608
Did I stutter? Shove them up your ass.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606619 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:55:15') {

'>>92606616
Yes, you did.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606620 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:55:26') {

'>>92606608
Sure it is, have you tried? You really got to shove to get them in there. If a normal man can fit a horse your jumper can fit a dog sized robot.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606621 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:55:29') {

'>>92606576
There's no way that censorship is enough. Get that image outta there before you get into trouble.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606626 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:55:59') {

'>>92606621
No, let him get banned. I love watching stupid people get fucked over.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606628 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:56:09') {

'>>92606606
I mean... his mother and father fucking isn't as weird at least. It's not like Aizen jumped into a female body to fuck Ichigo's dad to give birth to a boy to keikaku around'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606630 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:56:17') {

'>>92606600
Yeah, but if it happened it’d be funny.

>Pic
Cool.
>Fifteen or more succubi
>Loses'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606632 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:56:35') {

'>>92606559
Are you joking? The discord actively hates this hobby and have stated it on multiple occassions.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606635 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:56:44') {

'>>92606621
You have more faith in the consistency of moderation on this mongolian basket weaving forum than I do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606639 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:57:20') {

'Is Argent as bad as the discord?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606644 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:57:40'  && image=='1692213387886.png') {

'>>92606178
Embrace your illithid potential and evolve as I did.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606645 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:57:42') {

'>>92606632
NTA but I think the vast majority of anons just like me ignore the discord and never went there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606646 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:57:45') {

'>>92606635
Nah, unless the lewd spam is about fat lardass wo.en they are usually pretty trigger happy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606652 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:58:14'  && image=='1696147500412402.png') {

'>>92606606
Thats the thing. if you take out the Aizen keikaku it would legitimacy look like a guy Shinigami falling for a Quincy. and then there's Yuji's where the entire things is built on the fact the ancient sorcerer is trying to make a perfect vessel to contain Sukuna just to beat destiny and not job to the six eyes. and was fully willing to become a women get pregnant and even returned to help your sons friends because they were nice to him in school.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606655 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:58:28') {

'>>92606646
Hard disagree, I've seen Ric and Val clog the thread with lewd girls before with little to no retribution.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606660 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:58:53') {

'>>92606581
Invent data compression but for matter.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606664 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:59:23') {

'>>92606644
Ilithid combat is mostly Psionic though. They only use the tentacles to hold heads to eat brains of beaten foes. It's like calling cops "cuff based combatants".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606667 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:59:32') {

'>>92606652
Reminder that that wasn't even part of Kenjaku's plan. He just did that for fun.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606672 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:59:55') {

'>>92606644
I legitimately love the design of illithid but hate how they tried to push that "illithids dont have souls" shit in bg3. Like, no they can become liches and in one ending you are an illithid and after you die you still persist in an afterlife because you have a soul. Bone man is just straight up wrong when he says they dont have souls.

Their souls are different than other races, thats true, but I wouldnt expect different from a race that eats brains and memories for breakfast.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606673 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:59:56'  && image=='Lilim Succubus Princess.png') {

'>>92606630
>>92606601
Man, I play those cards specifically because somone once used them on me and I thought they were cool. If I FINALLY got it off properly and someone just nope'd me, I'd probably punch a hole in my computer.

>>92606630
>Succubi
Nope. Succubus is a creature type and thus what you're checking for on said creatures. Succubi might be gramatically correct, but wizards of the coast don't give a fuck.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606683 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:00:56') {

'>>92606664
The Emperor in the video game uses his on you during sex'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606684 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:00:58') {

'>>92606628
It's still super convoluted. Shinigami hides in a human world and human body fucks what's techically someone from the enemy faction who unknowingly is infected by a special variant of his other enemy faction.
And that's shortening the whole thing as much as I can.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606685 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:01:11') {

'>>92606635
Look, I've just been burned too many times. See: the time I posted this
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/90945743/#90948730'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606688 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:01:34'  && image=='destroying jumpchain.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606689 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:01:38') {

'>>92606683
It's still not combat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606694 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:02:40') {

'>>92606600
>>92606673
Mono White lockdown is an amusing deck to theorycraft, but if you really want to be mean you need Blue for the added control methods.
Another fun one is doing something like Curse of Exhaustion so your opponent can only play one spell per turn, then using Isochron Scepter to cast copies of Silence at the start of every one of the enchanted opponent's turns (read: their upkeep phase) so they effectively can't cast spells at all since the only answer in most cases would be to try and counter Silence since they won't get to cast at all if it resolves, but countering/stopping it would burn the 1 cast still allowed while under the Curse if done with something that isn't an ability of something they already had on board. Only good in single combat, but one of the more spiteful versions of the strategy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606697 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:02:57') {

'>>92606685
You can still see the balls despite your "censoring".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606701 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:03:12') {

'>>92606688
How exactly would he achieve this? Are these mfers on a role play? Or does Discord comes in built with a IQ penalty?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606710 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:04:16') {

'>>92606664
>>92606683
>>92606689
They do have a tentacle whip action for combat. I killed the final boss with it to be disrespectful.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606715 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:04:28') {

'>>92606688
Oh pls, Softanon is way too much of a lazy and smug cunt to ever actually do something. He just has a big mouth and likes pretending his shit smells better.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606718 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:04:45') {

'>>92606701
>does Discord comes in built with a IQ penalty?
Yes. They actively discourage even talking about jumpchain and relegate it to a single tab of this massive 30 tab discord channel.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606724 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:05:07') {

'>>92606685
That was straight up porn though. I've seem people spamming scantly clad girls, not dick sucking. Come on now.'
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}

if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606726 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:05:12') {

'>>92606697
Yeah, and in the other guy's image you can still see the base of the penis. These are similar cases.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606737 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:06:35') {

'>>92606726
On that I agree. This is a a post that most likely will be cut.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606739 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:07:18'  && image=='main-qimg-53ba9c958ee376d8f2bbd5d056c2f1af.jpg') {

'>>92606557
>the gods of the world canonically job to Lord Shen
They deserve to die.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606740 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:07:26') {

'>>92606694
God that's fucking brutal.

I love it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606745 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:07:55') {

'>>92606557
>because apparently they perceive cannons as a threat.
They don't actually though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606748 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:08:18') {

'>>92606664
>cuff based combatants
What would that be like? Using cuffs as knuckledusters or nunchuks?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606749 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:08:25') {

'Dumbest way to chainfail: posting futa porn in the youtube jump.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606756 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:09:22'  && image=='1485214856152.jpg') {

'>>92606673
>Nope. Succubus is a creature type and thus what you're checking for on said creatures. Succubi might be gramatically correct, but wizards of the coast don't give a fuck.
Curse improper pluralization.

>>92606694
Funny, my builds for MtG Iconics tend to be White/Blue or White/Blue/Green. Unless it’s the Lich build, which is Black/Blue.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606757 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:10:08') {

'>>92606745
If they didn't, Gond wouldn't go out of his way to limit it's access the way that say-the gods have no issue with swords, or fucking MAGIC which has objectively threatened reality as a whole on a scale greater than any gun in history.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606758 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:10:14') {

'>>92606749
What about challenging Chuck Norris in the 2008 internet jump?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606760 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:10:38') {

'>>92606758
We have a 2008 internet jump?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606761 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:10:39') {

'>>92606756
NTA but I don't think I've ever gone multi color in Iconics.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606762 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:10:49'  && image=='ackchyually.png') {

'>>92606715
What about Digger?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606763 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:11:25'  && image=='1246 DR the First bombards.png') {

'>>92606757
>Gond wouldn't go out of his way to limit it's access'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606765 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:11:39') {

'>>92606760
No, but if we did then it would be a bad idea.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606766 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:11:52') {

'>>92606749
Given how youtube is nowadays, honestly the jump might as well be unwinnable. Since youtube can shut down your account for believing that you are impersonating yourself or when someone hacks your account and you can't do anything about it because youtube sucks and it gets copywrite striked into oblivion.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606771 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:12:38') {

'>>92606766
>Given how youtube is nowadays, honestly the jump might as well be unwinnable
THE JUMP STARTS IN 2007 AND LASTS FOR 10 YEARS, RETARD'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606777 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:13:10') {

'>>92606766
>>92606749
Just label yourself as a kids channel and youtube doesnt care if you have full on naked faggots showing how to bleach your asshole on screen full nudity

Seriously fuck youtube.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606779 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:13:57') {

'>>92606667
For fun, you say?
>Be the MC about to fight villain
>Villain is also you mom but changed bodies and is male again
>Villain starts monologuing
>Not about evil plans, but about how fun it was to intercouse your dad
I think the only villain that can top it is Aku, who tell his faughter about how fun it was to intercourse her husband. That gotta be uncomfortable'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606780 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:14:03') {

'>>92606766
Just enter the jump while rich as shit, and buy Youtube, then make the site actually fucking usable.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606782 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:14:21') {

'>>92606771
You act as if the problems didn't exist then.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606783 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:14:34') {

'>>92606749
There's a +400k views video of a League of Legends girl pulling up her skirt and showing a big cock dripping cum and it's up for half a year, you are safe anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606786 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:14:58') {

'>>92606780
Use technopathy to make it physically impossible to ban you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606787 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:15:01') {

'>>92606782
>is nowadays'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606789 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:15:26') {

'>>92606779
Kenjaku barely even interacts with Yuji and loses to a middle aged comedian who kinda has Spamton energy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606790 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:15:28') {

'>>92606762
Don't know I haven't paid any attention to the Discord in a long time.
But I did when it was new and I can only repeat myself. Softanon is an insufferable idiot whe desperately wants to convince the world he's so much better than the rest.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606794 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:16:00') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606803 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:17:12') {

'>>92606763
Gond does it too even if Elminster and Mystra are, as usual, the setting's in-universe butthurt DMs.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606807 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:17:38') {

'>>92606766
Just steal someone else's account.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606808 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:17:45') {

'>>92606794
Google 'Gwen reveals her biggest secret' and click the youtube link.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606809 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:17:59') {

'>>92606790
Soft's attitude isn't anything specific to him, unfortunately. Shit sometimes Valk acts like Soft on there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606810 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:18:14') {

'>>92606766
>Be not American or English poster
Smaller reach, but less moderation
>Make a lot of content
Too much stuff, they wouldn't bother to read too deep into it
>Don't fuck with copyrighted music
Youtube cares when it's legally obligated to and music niggers are always scouring the site to claim videos for half a second of one of their "intellectual" properties.
>No unsolicited opinions on Israel
You just know'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606814 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:18:51') {

'>>92606789
That middle aged comedian could unironically take over what's left of Jujutsu society if he wanted to, but he doesn't, he doesn't even know he can use his power to advance his career as far as anyone can tell.

I guess it's a pretty karmic condemnation of jujutsu society that a man who could rival Gojo just completely turns his back on it in favour of being an actual clown, though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606819 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:19:36') {

'>>92606756
Yup!

Semi unrelated, if Dark Mater had to be a dual color and not pure black, what would you set it as?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606821 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:20:05') {

'>>92606766
Sometimes I feel I'm the only one who always takes Quality Streams.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606825 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:20:13') {

'>>92606749
You can find furry porn extremely easily if you know what to type in while some of my friends get their decades old minecraft videos deleted for no reason, you're completely fucking fine anon.
Especially since the jump ends basically right before it gets as bad as it is now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606828 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:20:32') {

'>>92606789
A villain is literally the Main Character's mother and they don't fight? Wtf?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606830 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:20:39') {

'>>92606740
There's also a really silly one you can do in late game with a spell called Sudden Disappearance that exiles most of your opponent's shit at sorcery speed, followed up by pulling a yo dawg with Sundial of the Infinite as your turn is attempting to end by forcing it to end so hard the delayed trigger that's supposed to put everything back gets yeeted off the stack. Amusingly, since the spell that exiles everything in this case targets the player that would also kill that combo you posted.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606836 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:21:20') {

'>>92606814
Bro never cared about Jujutsu society, he's a comedian and became a sorcerer like a month ago, it's not that deep.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606838 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:21:43') {

'>>92606809
As said I stopped paying attention to it a long time ago. Years ago in fact.
At least back then Soft was by far the most obnoxious poster on there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606852 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:22:56') {

'>>92606828
Kenjaku is one of the dumbest villains in animanga history. He's just an Orochimaru expy that's in the story for basically no reason.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606855 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:23:16') {

'>>92606763
I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, I hate the harpers, fuck the harpers with a rusty spoon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606858 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:23:43') {

'JJK sounds like dogshit, why does it keep coming up?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606860 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:24:07') {

'>>92606821
Definitely the most important purchase in the jump. To bad it has zero benefit outside of the jump. 200 CP tax.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606861 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:24:12') {

'>>92606836
I meant like from an out of story perspective, I doubt it was unintentional I just think it's funny some rando has more potential than nearly the entire cast and just lucked his way into becoming the CURRENT most powerful sorcerer of his generation while barely being aware of the main plot

>>92606858
It's so dogshit it flips over into being funny for me, also the fights are dope at least.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606867 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:24:39') {

'>>92606855
Anon, please calm down. You'll blow a blood vessel like that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606869 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:24:47') {

'>>92606855
I sort of get it, though. The industrial revolution was the seed of our world's doom and humanity's extinction. Stopping such a thing from happening in the Realms is a very understandable motivation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606872 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:25:07') {

'>>92606858
It's actually pretty good, especially the anime with some of the best fight scenes in anime period, it's just that people have a natural tendency to talk about things they dislike in a series rather than things they liked.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606876 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:25:30') {

'>>92606869
Fancy meeting you here, Ed Greenwood.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606877 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:25:31'  && image=='we1o7fedj45a1.jpg') {

'>>92606858
People who love Shonen will love a dogshit story and hype it up as great and better then all other Shonen's.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606884 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:26:17') {

'>>92606869
Counterpoint: The Industrial Revolution NEVER caused nearly as much suffering as what the gods of Aber-Toril did, and would have been a net benefit for every mortal being.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606893 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:27:33') {

'>>92606877
Case in point, Kagurabachi.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606894 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:27:41') {

'>>92606872
>it's actually pretty good
It's a turn your brain off series, but yeah the fights + the OST are entertaining enough to distract you from how flimsy the worldbuilding and how scattershot the plot is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606898 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:28:36') {

'>>92606869
If anything, the Neolithic Revolution was the real culprit. Once people realized they'd need more farmland to make more beer, the fate of the forests was sealed. Looking back further, lot of ecosystems lost their keystone megafaunal species as early as the Epipaleolithic, or even the Upper Paleolithic in some places.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606901 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:28:46') {

'>>92606763
>Defend the Lantanna against all those murderous capturing mages
this is bad for some reason'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606909 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:30:36') {

'>>92606901
"Rules for thee but not for me" is standard wizard behaviour.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606912 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:31:15') {

'>>92606869
All child slaving factories of 19th century England combined don't even produce an iota of the suffering caused by the wall of the faithless in a single second.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606914 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:31:26') {

'>>92606894
I keep seeing this repeating complaint about the world building, but there's really not a problem with it if you're not hyper autistic and understand the concept of a retcon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606919 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:32:19') {

'>>92606914
is there anyone here who is pro retcon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606922 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:33:43') {

'>>92606914
>Just accept that the series retcons itself at will without any warning or explanation, or even directly referencing the retcons!
Hmm. Nah.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606926 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:34:19') {

'>>92606819
>Semi unrelated, if Dark Mater had to be a dual color and not pure black, what would you set it as?
I can’t find an Encyclopedia page for them, but to take a shot in the dark, maybe Red?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606928 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:34:27') {

'>>92606858
I respect that characters will happily dogpile their enemies if the situation calls for it and not simply stand on the sidelines commentating like 1v1 duels are sacred or whatever.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606931 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:35:00') {

'>>92606919
Goku being an alien is a retcon.
Luke Skywalker being Darth Vader's son is a retcon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606938 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:36:13') {

'>>92606928
They did do that for Gojo vs Sukuna, but to be fair it's not like they would've been very helpful.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606942 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:36:40') {

'>>92606914
>if you're not hyper autistic
Well yeah that's the problem, there is a reason why I'm willing to cut say-Waltraute more slack. Even if the explanations are objectively roughly as silly, I approve of the fact they exist at all.

I can't turn my brain off. Yes, this does colour how I assess media.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606944 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:36:45') {

'>>92606931
>Goku being an alien is a retcon
Is it, or is it just a detail about his origins being filled in where previously that part of him had been left undefined?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606948 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:37:14') {

'>>92606914
Also

>bad writing isn't bad if you just accept it's supposed to be bad

isn't much of a defence.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606961 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:38:44') {

'>>92606938
It happened a few times, and was sometimes even effective. I don't mind not jumping in if you absolutely can't contribute, but pure cheer squads should get out of the blast radius.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606966 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:39:35') {

'>>92606926
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Dark_Matter

Remember that girl who turns into ten different monsters? I'm trying to sort said monsters into color pairs. It's not going well.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606973 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:41:02') {

'>>92606938
Yeah the Sukuna one I can actually give a pass to because like you said Sukuna and Gojo are both superweapon-tier sorcerers who'd likely fry any allies in range while going all-out anyway and what's happening right now is a last resort plus Yuji's MC status finally paying off.

Sukuna is going to win with Yorozu's present but resorting to it at all is going to constitute some kind of moral victory for Yuji isn't it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606988 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:43:23') {

'>>92606973
Didn't he already use it against Kashimo?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606989 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:43:43'  && image=='__amamiya_ren_persona_and_1_more_drawn_by_eikaeikiaka__143ec4a3d0929617d28bab75d0d9855e.png') {

'Assuming she could use her Personas in the real world, how would Fem!Joker fare in JJK?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92606996 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:44:53') {

'>>92606989
who's writign'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607002 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:45:19') {

'>>92606989
How strong are Personas? How strong are the users? Are we counting the version that beats a god, because that one probably solos.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607007 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:45:41') {

'>>92606989
Which playthrough ate they on? Casual first run, completionist NG+, tool-assisted speedrunner?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607008 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:45:51') {

'>>92606988
Sukuna hasn't gone all-out yet, for all we know there's some kind of ancient Heian un-confiscate technique out there with how vague shit is'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607015 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:46:41'  && image=='1408820565822.jpg') {

'>>92606966
It was only a shot in the dark, but it looks like it hit, Red seems like a decent fit. Maybe Green if you want to lean into the instinct part.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607026 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:48:47'  && image=='__amamiya_ren_persona_and_1_more_drawn_by_va_ccu__sample-af4c967fd4e2fc1207ac0851e272a6df.jpg') {

'>>92606996
Me.
>>92607002
>How strong are Personas?
Even shitty weak ones are generally stronger than peak human, and the maxed out super OP ones are hilariously powerful.
>How strong are the users?
Generally nowhere near as strong as the Personas they command, but can channel their powers and strength for various purposes.
>Are we counting the version that beats a god
Not unless Fem!Joker can do the legwork to build up her Confidants and get all of Japan on her side to powerup again. Which isn't impossible, but isn't something she'd do for a casual fight.
>>92607007
>completionist NG+
This one. And she waifu'd all possible waifus at the same time, only to get beat up on Valentines-then somehow made it work with everyone afterwards.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607031 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:49:23') {

'Reminder that you should go to JJK and get cursed speech,, then make a binding vow that makes it irresistible in exchange for it only working on women ages 16-35.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607036 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:49:56') {

'>>92607026
>Me.
I'll just note that down as "not-Gege".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607046 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:50:52') {

'>>92607036
>All women harem for a female
You should note him down as reverse Gege'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607066 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:52:48') {

'>>92607015
>Dark Matter, Atlacha Nacha, Demon, Doppelganger, Jubjub, Lamia, Roper, Succubus, Werewolf, Witch
The problem I'm having is that there's way too much overlap. I might be better off doing two cycles of B, BW, BG, BR, BU than a full ten doubles.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607086 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:55:10') {

'>>92607031
You're shitposting, but "taking Cursed Speech then making an extremely limiting Binding Vow to make it irresistible" isn't actually a bad idea in concept.

What would be a good Binding Vow to tie to Cursed Speech? My first instinct is to make one that makes it so my Cursed Speech literally just doesn't work on my enemies unless I first recite some sort of long elaborate poetry specific to the exact command that I wish to force on my opponent, which they must hear in full. This would be extremely binding because it quite literally takes away my Cursed Technique as a whole until I do a fairly complex and tricky ritual that can be easily disrupted by my opponent, which should be enough to make it so its completely irresistible if I DO manage to get it off. Also negates the issue of Cursed Speech preventing normal speech as a bonus.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607094 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:56:16'  && image=='pour one out for Ninkasi.jpg') {

'>>92606898
But without bread and beer, could you even call it human society?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607112 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:58:00') {

'>>92607031
Binding vows are just minor boosts, they are not that strong. Miwa made a vow to never swing a sword again in exchange to cut down the villain and he just stopped it with one hand.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607113 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:58:04') {

'>>92607094
Have you ever met a group that hangs out and no one drinks and they're all adults? I have. I rather never see them again, the fucking weirdos'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607128 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:59:30'  && image=='1378040063856.png') {

'>>92607066
Maybe, patterns only work when they’re not forced.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607131 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:00:20') {

'>>92607128
That circle looks ugly as fuck.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607146 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:01:50') {

'>>92607112
They're literally so significant a normal crow can one shot a special grade cursed spirit. They are not minor.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607154 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:02:31') {

'>>92607146
Explain Miwa then.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607157 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:02:55') {

'Jujutsu Kaisen

Background - Cursed Spirit (200)

Perks
Jujutsu (400)
My Brothers Are Dead
Down-Low Cursing
Sorcerer Slayer (100)
Cursed Form (100)
Overwhelming Evil (200)
Domain Amplification (200)
Something Special x3 (900)
King of Curses (300)
Genius (600)
Just That Good (600)
Six Eyes (600)

Cursed Techniques (+200)
Living Disaster (600)

As the strongest curse, JoGOAT, fought the fraud, the king of curses, he began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear, then Jogo said “Stand Proud, Sukuna, you're strong.”'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607162 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:03:28') {

'>>92607154
Miwa is weaker then a normal crow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607172 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:04:12') {

'>>92607154
Miwa is pathetic, and grass is green. What else is new?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607184 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:04:57'  && image=='JoGoat2.png') {

'>>92607157
Stand proud. you Cooked.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607186 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:05:10') {

'>>92607154
Miwa is literally the shittiest sorcerer in the series and Kenjaku is like the 4th or 5th strongest character. If Naruto fresh out of the ninja academy made a vow to never use ninjutsu again and put everything into a punch thrown at Madara, Madara could just cough at him and blow him away.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607189 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:05:25') {

'>>92607146
Not a normal crow, a technique by a grade 1 sorcerer can one shot a special curse by making the bird use the vow in exchange for it's life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607198 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:06:40') {

'So will my idea of making Cursed Speech irresistible by making it powered by poetry via Binding Vow work or not?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607207 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:07:28') {

'>>92607189
Her technique manipulates absolutely mundane crows. That's all it does. She just makes them do a binding vow in exchange for their life and then they can one shot special grade cursed spirits.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607214 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:08:02') {

'>>92607198
Unironically yes, it would. Binding Vows can be literally anything, and the guy headcannoning them as minor boosts is hard coping about the interprefecture ballistic crows.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607220 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:08:43') {

'>>92607198
Making it irresistible would take a lot more than that. If anything, that would only remove the downside of the power being unable to be turned off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607223 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:09:02') {

'>>92607198
No, as seen by Miwa. Binding vows never made any 'absolute' effect.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607224 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:09:07') {

'>>92607220
>would take a lot more than that
Where's your evidence?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607240 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:10:33') {

'>>92607223
You're just cherrypicking when the crows themselves do something they weren't meant to (explode)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607246 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:10:54') {

'>>92606644
It's hilarious that a fully evolved protag looks like an Illithid with Downs Syndrome.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607258 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:12:13') {

'>>92607224
It's just not balanced and the main principle of binding vows is that they have to be balanced. Irresistible would be like limiting the scope of what it can do to one word, and even then that word would have to be something like "freeze" and not "die". This is because, normally, people can just power level check cursed speech. You're basically taking a mid power and putting it on par with limitless or ten shadows.'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607260 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:12:17') {

'>>92604344
I can't recall seeing her fight in the series so the details are up in the air for a Karla build. Original series Kengan barely had rules so I imagine they would allow women to participate honestly. New Kengan might not since the administrative shift regulated the whole thing a lot more though. There's a spinoff with underground lady fights and the administrative side of an underground fighting organization, so you could maybe check that out for some answers. STARS I think it might have been called?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607278 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:15:05') {

'>>92607220
>>92607198
I didn't actually read your thing before responding. If it's really this whole -ass ritual then it would probably work.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607282 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:15:59') {

'>>92607258
Would you say it's more or less balance than-let's say, hypothetically-an absolute nobody having a CT that (without any binding vows at all) is stated by the author to rival Gojo's and demonstrably becomes the key to defeating Kenjaku? Keep in mind this is a setting where CTs are allegedly genetic and yet as far as anyone knows he has no connection to any of the major Jujutsu families in Japan.

In light of this theoretical man's existence, what's more likely-the inference of "balance" among CTs from unwritten standards despite the series repeatedly making clear that the cursed energy you're born with matters a lot even if you can overcome your skill issues, or the idea that yes you can just fuck shit up that easily? Keep in mind the flexibility that Kenjaku built into the Culling Game as well as Sukuna merely using Yorozu's gift to beat the allegations.'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607291 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:16:39') {

'>>92604607
Hard to say; maybe? It's not as common to project chakra like that without shaping into an element first if I recall? I'd price it a little higher at least if you want to make it good with less effort.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607297 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:16:54') {

'>>92607258
Counterpoint: this IS a pretty heavily restrictive Binding Vow, in fact possibly a lot more restrictive than you'd think at first. It explicitly outright removes the capacity to use the Cursed Technique at all by making it impossible to use without a fairly complex and tricky ritual that actively requires the participation of an enemy/target, then further limits its actual power depending on the length and complexity of the poem/ritual used to actually activate Cursed Speech. Frankly that sounds way more binding than just "you can only use it for specific words".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607298 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:16:56') {

'>>92607094
>>92607113
If everyone lives roughly the same lies about the same thing, there is no one to call them liars. They jointly establish their own sanity and themselves normal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607306 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:17:33'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'Do NOT take the Tabibito option in Genshin Impact it will make you a jobber';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607307 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:17:34') {

'>>92606543
Who is the girl in the top left?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607310 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:18:05') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607312 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:18:17') {

'>>92607306
Explain further. Every time I remember this thread bringing up someone from Genshin Impact, it's to declare somebody a jobber like the useless war goddess.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607313 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:18:46') {

'>>92607306
Jobbing isn't real, it's just a social construct.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607315 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:19:07') {

'>>92607278
Well that just kinda makes you an ass, doesn't it? Immediately shoot down the idea without even reading it, only to go back, actually read it, and then decide that yeah this would probably work?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607323 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:20:03') {

'>>92607113
I am part of one such group. We meet up every couple of months if not years and our capacity to relate to each other amounts to

>Being an only child sucks, huh?
>Yeah
>I hate my cursed existence in this godforsaken world
>Me too

Before going our separate ways.

In conclusion, I'm not sold on alcohol's benefits to my liver but I sure as hell believe the social discourse comes easier when everyone is equally sloshed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607330 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:21:07') {

'>>92606809
>Shit sometimes Valk acts like Soft on there.
Really, tell me more'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607335 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:21:30'  && image=='1713945571459206.jpg') {

'>>92606973
I think he already used Yorozu's present ass pull to kill Higuruma (AKA the only triumph card left after go/jo)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607347 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:23:22') {

'>>92607315
Yes, admitting you were wrong does often make you look like an ass, but not as much of an ass as someone who literally never admits they just didn't know what they were talking about.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607356 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:24:11') {

'>>92607347
True enough. Carry on then.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607363 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:25:31') {

'>>92607335
He probably could've done the same thing with the fire arrow, honestly. I'd be willing to bet that's actually his ultimate technique and cleave/dismantle are his moves he only uses on scrubs, which is why everyone keeps saying he hasn't gone all out yet.'
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}

if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607384 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:28:11') {

'>>92606893
Drastically overhyped, but it is entertaining.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607388 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:29:06'  && image=='1713515001292298.jpg') {

'>>92607363
My theory is that Fuga is actually his brother's CT and he doesn't use it because something something why would i degrade myself to use the tools of an insect.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607392 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:29:33'  && image=='1713962931112.jpg') {

'>>92607312
Tabibito-Sama, the HERO, the Honorary Knight, the Lover of Xiao, the one who stood on equal grounds with the STRONGEST Archon, the First Sage of Buer, the one who stood side by side with THE APEX OF AWE to bully someone's pet, who has been traversing the cosmos for TRILLIONS of years got beat by some woman in her twenties by doing nothing'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607393 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:29:48') {

'>>92607388
He really is Gaygay's desperate attempt to write a Yujiro. Just like Shen is for Kengan omega.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607398 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:30:34') {

'Imagine if the Frieza saga happened today.
>"Frieza's really ass pulling a new form?!"
>"There's no way he hasn't gone all out yet!"
>"He literally loses and then just miraculously survives the spirit bomb, this is such bullshit."
>"Toriyama, stop glazing Frieza!"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607399 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:30:39') {

'>>92607198
There's no 'irresistible' with those pacts, even if it's a serious one like Heavenly Restriction it's more like 'it works better' so it's up to you to fanwank how better it would work. That said poetry and cursed speech wouldn't work together very well because of the drawbacks from cursed speech.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607400 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:31:22') {

'>>92607392
Alrighty then, I know I'm horribly biased from inane and out of context posts about Genshin from this thread but it's good to know the setting will job harder than the average FGO waifu to muh dick if I set out to conquer it with more than one mid-twenties woman at my side.

>>92607398
Based desu, I want to see the reactions when Frieza STRONG CLEAVES himself apart with the pizza cutter'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607411 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:33:00') {

'>>92607306
Easily done. GI is far too gay for me to have anything to do with it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607417 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:34:19') {

'>>92607312
Every time you encounter a Fatui that isn't Childe the super jobber it will end up with you being the jobber instead. Most of the time you don't even get to fight them as they take you out through bullshit science, unholy miasma or similar and someone is forced to bail you out, usually by handing them over a gnosis in exchange for you.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607432 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:36:58') {

'>>92607399
Did you fail to read the initial suggestion as well? The suggestion was to make a Binding Vow where my Cursed Speech is completely and utterly sealed and nonfunctional until I go through the process of reciting a poem related to whatever command I want to give, with the caveat that my opponent must hear the poem in full for my Cursed Speech to have any effect. This would outright remove the downsides of having Cursed Speech by making it so it literally can't activate casually, and if I also include an element of "I must start my poems with a specific word/phrase and end them with the same", then it allows for even more fine control while making the poetry ritual even more restrictive and thus the overall Binding Vow even more powerful. Perhaps it wouldn't be an absolute effect, but the sheer ritual weight forced onto my Cursed Technique by this absurdly restrictive Binding Vow would likely be enough to make so powerful that it appears to be absolute to an outside observer-and even leaves in an option to empower it even further by reciting longer and more complex poems.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607435 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:37:15') {

'>>92605695
Not so much advise as a request: I don't want to have to spend multiple centuries in a single jump, please at least make it a choice between that and ten years.
>But it's a single-player-g-
It just bothers me. Doesn't feel right. Please.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607448 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:39:39') {

'>>92607432
Except it removes the entire downside of Cursed Speech, meaning you aren't actually giving up anything and in fact trying to gain power in exchange for making your power more convenient to use. If that was possible it would be done by every user of Cursed Speech by default.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607451 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:40:19') {

'>>92607448
Except you're the one fanwanking the idea that Binding Vow benefits are in any way, shape or form balanced.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607457 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:41:25') {

'>>92607432
Just do what you want. Who cares what other people say?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607459 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:41:49'  && image=='1702202202989333.png') {

'>>92607400
Can't be any woman like Lisa, it has to be the latest 5 star.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607464 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:42:16') {

'>>92605700
Being an Otsutsuki and using Shinjutsu to just directly warp reality.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607466 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:42:29') {

'>>92607448
>Except it removes the entire downside of Cursed Speech
What? The main downside of Cursed Speech is that you can't fucking talk without it activating. If other people can resist it than its main downside is already negated by default. Making it irresistible is actually restoring its downsides.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607470 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:43:52'  && image=='1616201466864.jpg') {

'I haven't done a dragon chain in ages, so I think it's time I give it a go.

Suggest your three favorite dragon jumps that you think would form the foundation for a fun dragon chain. Please and thank you.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607473 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:44:10') {

'>>92607448
>you aren't actually giving up anything and in fact trying to gain power in exchange for making your power more convenient to use
It literally makes it so I don't have a Cursed Technique until I go through a long and convoluted ritual. A normal Cursed Speech user could just say "Stop" and freeze someone in place, I'd have to do something like "And so declared/I restrict your actions/Movement now ceases/Stop". Can you really call that more convenient?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607478 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:44:53') {

'>>92607432
NTA but it sounds more like a different CT you would buy with a different price in the jump. I don't think you have that much control over it just by making pacts. I think all examples are 'better power, better range' etc.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607480 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:45:29') {

'>>92602523
Good gods or higher powers sitting back and doing little while evil gods or higher powers are running around and calling it balance.
That or a species is just written to die out for seemingly no reason, just feels weak.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607482 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:45:47') {

'>>92607457
>the virgin anons
>writes essay justifying a Cursed Speech buff, because a different faggot argues about nonexistent Binding Vow limitations that don't exist in the story and only exist because he's trying to make sense of Gaygay's writing.

>The Chad Shard
>"The jumpmaker said you can buy 1000 CP Cursed Techniques and isn't sure what Rika looks like at 1000 CP, so I shall dominate the setting by obtaining 3 loyal yandere Sukuna-tier spirits and having Sukuna-tier Cursed Energy myself"'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607489 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:46:40'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'>>92607400
Here's the Kicker, while she did admit to holding back she was actually training you to fight HIM'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607490 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:46:48') {

'>>92607478
This is literally just "massive convoluted ritual to empower Cursed Speech once completed"-or, "better power" taken to an extreme.'
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if(NuBee && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607494 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:47:33') {

'>>92607393
It's hard to explain, but it often feels like Shen is like the opposite of Yujiro. It's like if Yujiro is a high grade bastard that's inexplicably loved and respected, Shen is chill and friendly yet feared and hated to a hilarious degree. Even his own cultists think about ways to fucking murder the guy half the time. Everybody except Koga's uncle and the guy in Worm who explicitly babysits Shen all day just hate the guy and know he needs to die. He's a weirdo who is chill to just drink and chat with friends but he's literally merced entire bloodlines after they came for his neck since he was too strong. Yujiro meanwhile will go out of his way to commit every crime and piss on the victims yet will have world leaders on their hands and knees wanting to suckle his peepee for just a second. He's raped men and women, cucked marriages, driven exotic species extinct, caused untold property damage, gone out of his way to sadistically torment his son including on television, and you can't know his terrible body count but it's surely in the thousands; and still everyone smiles because he is The Strongest.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607498 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:48:20') {

'>>92607489
I really hope pyroland won't be such a disappointment with its characters like wet France was.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607507 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:49:55') {

'>>92607470
Gragyriss'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607509 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:50:31') {

'>>92607494
>He's raped men and women, cucked marriages, driven exotic species extinct, caused untold property damage, gone out of his way to sadistically torment his son including on television, and you can't know his terrible body count but it's surely in the thousands; and still everyone smiles because he is The Strongest.
>Nietzsche fans when they meet the ubermensch'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607510 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:50:33') {

'>>92607473
I mean, it does take away the downside of never being able to turn it off and speaking in ingredients.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607513 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:50:55') {

'>>92607489
>>92607417
Don't you just love watching long running series/games infinitely scaleup the main bad guys even when they appear to be doing so little?
The best part is when they finally confirm the Fatui are just the lesser of 2 evils and that they are not that bad, that is when they will suddenly become meme tier jobbers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607515 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:51:32') {

'>>92607470
Choice of Dragon.
How To Train Your Dragon for the sick dragon form builder.
Some other third thing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607518 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:52:23') {

'>>92607470
DnD The Dragons'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607519 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:52:26') {

'>>92602523
image related'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607522 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:53:09'  && image=='1699434784041.jpg') {

'>>92607513
>Implying they haven't always been jobbers'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607523 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:53:12') {

'>>92607510
It removes one frankly minor downside in return for completely restricting usage by gating it behind a convoluted and tricky ritual.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607525 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:53:33') {

'>>92607470
Reign of Fire,
Choice of the Dragon,
How to Train Your Dragon,
Legend of Spyro (TG version)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607527 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:53:45') {

'>>92607519
You've posted no image, though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607529 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:53:57') {

'>>92607513
Ah so Genshin is borrowing from the FGO school of storytelling

>Goetia threatens all of human history and the planet
>Alien God is supposedly even worse than Goetia
>No wait Alien God is just your retarded clown director tricked into functioning as an Apostle of the Alien Planet, who is the enemy of the entire universe'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607536 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:55:12') {

'>>92607392
How weak of setting is Genshin?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607540 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:55:27') {

'>>92607513
It wouldn't be half as bad if you could actually fight the doctor or the bratty puppet boy, but nope, gotta drop like a dead noodle before them just for the hype. And when you finally get to fight one of these bastards you don't even get to finish them off and are instead forced to watch another woman having her way with Signoria while you can only watch.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607543 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:55:54') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607545 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:56:09') {

'>>92607536
Shared setting with Honkai (allegedly).'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607546 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:56:10') {

'>>92607529
Pretty much. No matter what we fight the Fatui is just stronger. Somehow...
>>92607522
He's the exception it seems.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607557 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:57:39') {

'>>92604151
>>92604296
>>92607157
>>92607184
It could've been real...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6CwWKPyhXc8&pp=ygUoV2hhdCBpZiBKb2dvIHJlYWNoZWQgaGlzIGZ1bGwgcG90ZW50aWFsIA%3D%3D'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607560 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:58:21') {

'>>92607522
>jobbers
That term only applies to Tartaglia, 11th seat of the 9 Fatui harbingers.(Ranked by strength)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607564 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:58:34') {

'>>92607482
I just think blood manipulation is neat. and it comes with 4 extra brothers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607570 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:59:27') {

'>>92607540
Is Signoria the biggest jobber of the Fatui?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607571 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:59:55') {

'>>92607489
>Pic
what is this from?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607580 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:01:23') {

'>>92607482
I'm just gonna take Solo Forbidden Area and amp it up with training and Cursed Cybernetics until I can dissolve Sukuna with with Reversed Cursed Technique at will.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607584 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:02:08') {

'>>92607128
Yeah but it'd be cool. It would also fufil any and all complexity addiction I may develop in the making of this set.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607588 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:02:53') {

'>>92607570
Her or Tartaglia? Puppet boy maybe?
Signoria and Tartaglia lost to Archons, or their equivalent.
Wanderer or whatever his name was didn't even get that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607589 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:02:58') {

'>>92604577
nice, further progress, i'll have to read it up and see if i can brain up questions or possible suggestions for future updates. any fun bits in the upcoming stuff?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607591 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:03:15') {

'>>92607570
That honour goes to Childe after having been instakilled by the otter judge, who wasn't even at full power back then. Signoria had at least an entire fight with the traveller before the Shogun.exe stepped in with her island slicer.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607592 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:03:30') {

'>>92607580
I don't think that would work on him. Sukuna seems to somehow be able to benefit from RCT even as a cursed spirit, maybe because he's still technically in Megumi's body.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607599 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:04:31'  && image=='1642961146447.jpg') {

'>>92607571
/gig/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607603 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:05:16'  && image=='scarecrow_dragon_by_inklev_db0ogz6-fullview.jpg') {

'>>92607470
Ogre Battle.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607605 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:06:07') {

'>>92607525
>>92607515
>Choice of Dragon.
Is that a CYOA?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607606 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:06:14') {

'>>92607592
Sukuna was never a Cursed Spirit, he's a mutant.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607609 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:06:43') {

'>>92607605
It's a jump in unimaged.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607612 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:07:13') {

'>>92607592
You're thinking of Reverse Cursed Energy, which on its own heals people and destroys Cursed Spirits. Sukuna would definitely be immune to that. Reversed Curse Technique is when you use your Cursed Technique with Reverse Cursed Energy, which /reverses its effects/. Solo Forbidden Area is a Cursed Technique which amplifies Cursed Energy. Reversed Solo Forbidden Area would dampen or outright unmake Cursed Energy. Enough training and Cursed Cybernetics to amp my own Cursed Energy supplies would let me basically dissolve Sukuna by unmaking all his Cursed Energy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607616 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:07:33'  && image=='Choice Of The Dragon.pdf') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607617 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:07:44') {

'>>92607606
No, he's a cursed spirit because he was literally dead and came back through the fingers. He's literally called the king of curses.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607620 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:08:19'  && image=='d77aa87e2549cad04eae8b8ac57235f2.jpg') {

'>>92607482
>The Thad Jumper
>Brings All The World's Evil into the setting, making their Cursed Energy "Yes", and becoming the Aizen of JJK who just stands there and evaporates Sukuna level spirits with nothing but power levels'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607622 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:08:54') {

'>>92607612
No, the healing effect is also named reverse cursed technique, because it's a technique where you "reverse" cursed energy into positive energy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607623 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:09:45') {

'>>92607588
>>92607591
NTA, but Teyvat sounds like a place I should go full-on shard conquest mode'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607625 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:09:56') {

'>>92607470
Spyro the Dragon, Legend of Spyro, and Skylanders Spyro's Adventure. Be a tiny purple dragon her.

Alternatively, How To Train Your Dragon (Dreamworks), How To Train Your Dragon (Novels), and Temeraire, for alt-history dragon riding goodness'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607626 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:10:01') {

'>>92607622
GayGay needs to name his shit better.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607627 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:10:06') {

'>>92607620
I like being a Fragment of Fear in Soul Eater, then going to Chainsaw Man and making everything a thousand times worse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607628 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:10:20') {

'>>92607612
>Reversed Solo Forbidden Area would dampen or outright unmake Cursed Energy
That's literally already a technique. It's angel's technique. Sukuna tanked it twice.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607629 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:10:36') {

'>>92607623
Based on what? Out of context memes from /gig/ being regurgitated by posters here?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607633 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:11:03'  && image=='1713996941434.webm') {

'>>92607629
>Out of context'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607637 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:11:40') {

'>>92607623
Remember to start by shooting down the floating island above the continent before dealing with any archon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607652 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:14:15') {

'>>92607612
Why did Gege arbitrarily make Sukuna immune to RCE? From a plot standpoint it's just excessive amounts of fight rigging.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607653 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:14:17') {

'>>92607629
It's not out of context if the story retards itself
>>92607637
You mean celestia? Sure, those tards are responsible for two-thirds of the stupid crap that happens'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607658 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:15:17') {

'>>92607652
He is physically incapable of removing his mouth from Sukuna's dick. This is known.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607663 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:15:39') {

'>>92607652
Nta but it isn't arbitrary, he's basically hijacking the body of a human, which is healed by rct and not damaged by it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607671 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:17:32') {

'>>92607625
>Temeraire
>>92607616
>>92607603
>>92607525
>>92607518
Thank you!

>>92607515
>>92607515
>dragon form builder
Didn't know that was a thing. Looking at it now. Thanks.

>>92607507
I didn't know this was a game. Thank you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607675 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:18:07') {

'>>92607663
That's nonsense. He's in his cursed spirit form. He's a cursed spirit. Possession to begin with is kind of nonsense when you think about it, if it were that easy why doesn't every fucking Cursed Spirit wear a skin suit? Even ignoring that, there are techniques which should still work anyway and he still tanks them anyway because he just has stupid durability for no reason.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607677 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:18:36') {

'>>92607671
>Temeraire
It's an alt-history thing. Naval history except dragons have always been a thing. The jump's in the series folder'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607678 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:18:42') {

'>>92607637
Shoot down the floating island and then make sure to gather literally everyone else below it.
Those people are just retarded.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607681 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:20:00') {

'>>92607620
Don't forget to combo that with the perks from Bastard!!! part 1 that make you more powerful the more evil there is in the world and also lets you grow more powerful the more horrific and evil you make the deaths of bad guys you kill. I have no idea how those would synergize with All The World's Evil's but I imagine it would be pretty silly. Hell while you're at it go to the DCEU jump and be an Olympian and choose "evil" as your divine domain, which explicitly makes you more powerful the more of your concept exists in the world which, you know, is going to be A LOT given you're literally the nexus of All The World's Evils.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607684 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:20:25') {

'>>92607675
When did he become a cursed spirit? I know he was a super powered sorcerer but when did he ever become a spirit?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607694 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:21:55') {

'>>92607675
>He's in his cursed spirit form. He's a cursed spirit
He's in the same exact form he had when he was alive, it's not his "cursed spirit" form. He just fully possessed Megumi's body.
>Why doesn't every spirit do it
It's a very advanced technique Sukuna had to learn from Kenjaku himself.
>He just has stupid durability for no reason
He's the main villain. Main villains are strong.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607697 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:22:10'  && image=='1697292117060.png') {

'Reminder that Tabibito is a faggot.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607702 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:22:57') {

'>>92607633
So we faced of against the electro archon, a space/dimension whale, and the Wander becoming a pseudo-god. But this is what makes the MC pause now?
Really?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607703 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:22:59') {

'If Lone Valkyrie is still here, I gotta question

Can I use Sentient Limbs from A Will Eternal on non-arm limbs?
Sentient Limbs [600] By cutting off one of your arms, you are able to make a sentient clone that will follow your will. Though to call it a clone is not quite right, since it is simply a sawn off part of your soul. Its own power will be proportional to its weight relative to your body. At any point, the clone has the ability to re-join with your body seamlessly. Unlike the Ghostmother however, this clone does not have any thoughts of suppressing your soul or trying to take over. It is simply another part of you. As it is part of your soul, should the main body die, this clones body can take the place of the original, your soul slowly regrowing to replace what was lost. While using this clone though, as it is not just the limb but the soul of the limb too, your limb will not regrow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607704 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:23:00') {

'>>92607684
Nta but he became a curse when he divided himself into fingers so he could revive in a later era.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607706 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:24:00') {

'>>92607697
I mean, it's Xiao. Definitely top tier boyfriend material.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607708 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:24:00') {

'>>92607637
Celestia is based, the problem is that whoever is inside is sleeping and not doing their job.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607709 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:24:04') {

'>>92607694
>It's a very advanced technique Sukuna had to learn from Kenjaku himself.
THAT'S NOT HOW CURSED ENERGY WORKS
YOU CAN'T JUST LEARN TECHNIQUES'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607717 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:25:23'  && image=='1713391224526.png') {

'>>92607702
Well you see, her banner up and you can get her RIGHT NOW.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607723 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:26:23') {

'>>92607709
No, you can't learn innate techniques. You can learn non-innate techniques like RCT, barriers, domain amplification, falling blossom emotion and so on just from studying. Read the manga.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607728 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:26:47') {

'>>92607709
You can when GayGay is sucking your dick.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607733 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:27:19') {

'>>92607709
There's technique and Technique. Even if you don't have your own Technique there are still moves and skills you can pick up like RCT, Domain Expansion, Simple Domain, and so on. The finger thing is presumably just a thing people can learn.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607737 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:28:13') {

'>>92607723
I read JJK, and as it goes on I detest it more and more because of all of the ways it breaks its own rules while all you fucking idiot fanboys refuse to see how it goes against its own retarded worldbuilding. Don't recommend JJK to anyone ever again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607739 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:28:31') {

'>>92607733
I don't think you can use domain expansion without a cursed technique.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607749 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:29:52') {

'>>92607398
Imagine fucking Future Trunks showing up today, holy shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607754 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:30:54') {

'>>92607470
Temeraire
Dragonfable
Vainqueur the dragon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607755 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:30:58') {

'>>92607739
Did Hakari have a normal innate technique? All I remember is him going crazy on the slots and punching.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607760 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:31:27'  && image=='1713983073888.png') {

'>>92607633
>One twink put up a better fight then (you)
Is Genshin an NTR game?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607766 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:32:04') {

'>>92607755
He can also summon train doors and pachink balls.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607768 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:32:24') {

'>>92607246
I don't hate the player illithid model. It looks the most "alien" of the flayers It does suck that they had to shrink it down so they could reuse all the same player character animations for it, though, and the main/Emperor design is much cooler.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607776 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:33:53') {

'>>92607755
His DE and cursed technique are just so innately linked that he gets DE automatically as part of it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607797 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:38:58') {

'Imagine having sex with Miwa in front of Mechamaru in exchange for restoring his body';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607826 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:45:18'  && image=='Demonboss_capture2.jpg') {

'>>92607584
Well you know these character versions better then I do, so my best advice is to make a list of every color combination each one could fit and work from there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607833 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:46:36') {

'Can Cursed Speech be used to force someone to learn Italian like Heaven's Door?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607839 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:47:27') {

'>>92607833
The series never said it COULDN'T do that...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607842 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:49:02') {

'>>92607833
It can make people sleep, explode, it can affect inanimate objects, alter gravity...would honestly probably be absurdly difficult for normal users, but if you're anyone relevant to the central conflict then you'd be good enough to do whatever.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607854 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:52:56') {

'>>92607839
>>92607842
The problem is that super abstract weirdly niche applications of other CTs have been shown before and Cursed Speech is so open ended that the only reason it can't do such a thing would be if the author specifically wanted it not to'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607908 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:06:45') {

'>>92607854
I mean, it may just not have come up. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607912 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:08:30'  && image=='24.6.jpg') {

'Hey remember that group of Skrulls that the Fantastic Four brainwashed into believing they were cows? This happened long before the Skrulls became a genuine menace throughout the rest of Earth, aided by the fact that Reed Richards did absolutely fuckall to prepare for later Skrull invasions.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607918 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:09:40') {

'>>92607912
>Reed Richard did something wrong.
Wow. I'm shocked.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607923 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:11:46') {

'What jumps do we have where I can interact with King Arther and Camelot?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607934 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:13:31') {

'>>92607912
>happened long before the Skrulls became a genuine menace throughout the rest of Earth
So? They're still alien invaders.
>>92607918
They're still LITERALLY ALIEN INVADERS.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607940 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:13:58') {

'>>92607923
Look on the King Arthur folder, lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607941 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:13:59') {

'>>92607934
The term is undocumented visitor, anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607943 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:14:35') {

'>>92607940
There's a King Arthur folder?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607945 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:14:50') {

'>>92607923
Fate Legends Garden of Avalon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607946 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:15:01') {

'>>92607934
>>92607912
I hope there's no side effects to drinking Skrull milk or eating Skrull meat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607948 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:15:19') {

'>>92607943
Anon, he was asking about King Arther. I think that's Arthur's trailer park cousin or something.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607953 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:15:40') {

'>>92607918
There's layers to what Reed did wrong here. There's the fact that he mindraped a bunch of aliens into being cows, the fact that he never actually informed anyone important about the fact that there's hostile shapeshifting aliens out there that wanted to invade, the fact that he did fuck all to prepare for any such alien invasions in the future when he knew they would be happening...

But mostly I just wanted to remind people of the fact that there's at least one farm full of Skrull Cows somewhere in Marvel. Literally just Skrulls who believe they're cows. I wonder what Skrull Cow steak tastes like.

I wonder if someone has tried to have sex with a Skrull Cow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607956 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:16:08') {

'>>92607943
In the series folder, King Arthur Jumpchain folder. it's on the drive.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92607973 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:20:29'  && image=='360_F_578791403_Ufk8yTQvvxHAxRUj5IQk4P6aCJIgwp7K.jpg') {

'You know, Skrull Cows puts a whole new spin on the old trope of aliens abducting cows. That's literally just the Skrulls trying to rescue their own.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608014 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:27:21') {

'>>92607946
The side effect was skrull powers and cancer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608019 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:28:21') {

'>>92607953
The skrull cows got slaughtered. Some people got powers, and cancer, from the meat. It was a plot point'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608031 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:30:20') {

'>>92607912
It's even worse than that. Reed has done this multiple times. Including once in 1776. There's a lot of Skrull/Cow hybrids around'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608032 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:30:53') {

'>>92608014
>>92608019
Huh. Kinda neat desu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608033 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:30:59'  && image=='Eristia_Vitral.jpg') {

'>>92607826
...
Why is that demon in an office building?

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure there just straight up isn't enough art to support it. Between Leah and Eristia there's maybe three or four pieces of concept at that show them corrupted, the rest of it is all tiny ass pixel art.

Would have been cool though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608040 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:32:14') {

'>open the black vault in worm
>random solars kill scion/endbringers/s9/etc
>all of the natives are seething and trying to stop them
Why are they like this?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608057 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:35:28') {

'>>92608040
Most people don't like getting stomped all over by a bunch of glowing golden hubristic wannabe god-kings, ESPECIALLY when said god-kings can back up said hubris.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608066 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:37:10') {

'>>92608033
Because HR hungers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608072 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:38:20') {

'>>92608066
I need context here, I smell the potential for another planeswalker card.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608086 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:40:23'  && image=='08abe92743a30cffb414e1921df6c8dedc41426762a6a159c40dcf57a736c34c_1.jpg') {

'>>92608031
...Does...Does Reed have a fetish?

Am I going to see cows if I open his browser history?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608088 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:41:06') {

'>>92608033
>Why is that demon in an office building?
Because she’s the boss of the game’s MC.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Ms._Sayaka_is_my_Demon_Boss!
The real question is, why is an MGE Demon dressed that modestly?

>Unfortunately I'm pretty sure there just straight up isn't enough art to support it. Between Leah and Eristia there's maybe three or four pieces of concept at that show them corrupted, the rest of it is all tiny ass pixel art.
Are there cases where a card can be attached to another card? You could have a regular Eristia and Mamono Eristia card, with the Mamono Eristia card being attached to other Mamono cards and giving them bonuses.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608095 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:42:19') {

'>>92608040
>>92608057
>implying
Solars would get splattered in Worm. Like, not even by Endbringers or capes, they'd die to gangbangers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608098 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:42:35') {

'>>92608086
>Am I going to see cows if I open his browser history
I mean, I'd imagine he is smart enough to clear his browser adn has a superior version of icognito mode that he doesn't sells to the public caue Google bribes with with a couple millon dollars and a pizza.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608100 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:42:40') {

'>>92608072
HR pretends to be everyone's friend, everyone knows HR is absolutely evil but if you want something you have to deal with them, and HR is fond of deals, contracts, and "technically . . . " arguments.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608108 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:44:38') {

'>>92608088
>The real question is, why is an MGE Demon dressed that modestly?
Because when you have a body that great covering it up in ostensibly conservative attire that is actually fetish gear is far hotter than basic bitch slutwear.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608119 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:46:10') {

'>>92608095
>implying
Solars are the strongest things in fiction. Perfect Defenses are literally unbreakable. They could helicopter their cocks at the fucking Death Star and Sheev couldn't do a damn thing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608132 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:47:57') {

'>>92608119
Solars cannot use Perfect Defenses to block more than 10 attacks even if their PD is very efficient and they have a large Essence pool. If they survive more than one street fight, it's because their Storyteller is bad.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608140 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:49:29') {

'>>92608132
I am 100% sure he is baiting my guy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608142 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:50:17') {

'>>92608132
Mine can.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608149 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:50:42') {

'>>92608132
>If they survive more than one street fight, it's because their Storyteller is bad.
Nah, they just need good DV.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608158 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:52:23') {

'>>92608140
And the guy you're replying to isn't...?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608161 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:52:44'  && image=='__narukami_yuu_and_yuuki_makoto_persona_and_2_more_drawn_by_tomo_futoshi__sample-35fcf39126c4f7ac388923fd1bd3d364.jpg') {

'>Fem!Joker, Fem!Yuu, Fem!Minato
On a scale of 1 to 10, rate their respective lewdity.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608162 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:53:24'  && image=='Forever And A Day.png') {

'>>92608088
>>92608100
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Ms._Sayaka_is_my_Demon_Boss!
I NEED A PLOT SUMMARY.

>>92608088
...I don't THINK so, but at the same time kind of? Conjure exists, but between the exact phrasing I'd need and the fact that both girls have ten monsters they can potentially turn into - and the fact that Leah can be two of them at once because doppelganger - it'll be pretty akward to work with no matter what I do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608163 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:53:29') {

'>>92608158
He isn't wrong, he's just being a dick about it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608165 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:54:09') {

'>>92608088
Her husband told her to wear it and she thought it was a fetish thing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608167 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:54:35') {

'>>92608161
10, 6 and 0'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608169 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:54:57') {

'>>92608149
Okay. Show me a starting build for a Solar Exalt that has both good DV and also PDs and also a large mote pool and also isn't cripplingly overspecialized in defense'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608171 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:55:10'  && image=='Osirian_gods.jpg') {

'How specific are your afterlives, /jc/, assuming you have any? For some reason I'm stuck on the idea of a lattice of ludicrously specific afterlives, like "eternal vaporwave mall food court with every fast food dish you actually like on offer, and the short-order cooks are the souls of the people who actually liked that job in life," "infinite arcade featuring older and/or stranger games the further back you go from the entrance," "Valhalla, kind of, but the biggest difference is you're an RTS unit since this place is pulling double duty as paradise for RTS enthusiasts," or even "a purgatory realm that exists solely to divest souls of obsessive fashion trend-chasing and accomplishes this by making them spend their durance as mannequins modeling somewhat unfashionable attire, somehow."';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608190 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:58:40') {

'>>92608167
Explain your reasoning.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608197 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:00:02') {

'>>92608169
Solars don't need PDs to deal with guns, just high DV values. Infernals don't even need that, they just use Cecelyne's E3 Shintai to go intangible and laugh off all mundane harm Danny Phantom-style.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608201 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:01:34'  && image=='__demon_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_sanmoto_gorouzaemon__767aaffbf5890d03a2680c24a2b1d663.jpg') {

'>>92608162
>I NEED A PLOT SUMMARY.
Maybe you can find one. That said, if I had to guess, with the note about it being an alternate universe I’d say it happens on a normal Earth but with monstergirls. That the MC will wind up romancing said demon boss is also a guess, but a more reasonable one.

>...I don't THINK so, but at the same time kind of? Conjure exists, but between the exact phrasing I'd need and the fact that both girls have ten monsters they can potentially turn into - and the fact that Leah can be two of them at once because doppelganger - it'll be pretty akward to work with no matter what I do.
Small text?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608210 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:02:51') {

'>>92608197
Uh huh, and of course you think that these are absolute effects that cannot be overcome by anything outside of Exalted, because nothing outside of exalted has defenses at all, nor do attacks have any penetrative power because they're unstated outside of Exalted's game system.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608213 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:04:01') {

'>>92608210
No of course not, I'm not talking about perfect defences.
Just ones that mog gangbangers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608214 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:04:03') {

'>>92608197
You didn't produce a build. Do you even know what you're talking about? At this point, I'm inclined to think you're just repeating shit you heard Shard say out of context'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608225 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:06:12') {

'>>92608169
OK, but it’ll take a while so it’ll probably be next thread.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608232 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:07:19') {

'>>92608171
I keep it simple, a bunch of tangible clouds and floating islands filled with terrains of all sort, a super old timey welcoming city ran by angels, and everyone gets low-tier reality wearping powers to make the place their collective sandbox.
I've actually managed to open it to everybody as early as last jump, so now there's a new
always storming industrial section that acts as its hell, where the pieces of shit go to be dissolved, reincarnated and empowered as an angel of my jumper.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608240 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:09:30') {

'>>92608225
NTA, you're not gonna win the argument when it comes back up, I've had this discussion before and facts are DV is a mechanic just like mass combat that doesn't actually translate well into consistent application.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608241 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:10:36') {

'>>92608190
dead people are not lewd, therefore 0.
Narukami already crosdesses in canon so there's an edge there I think.
I read a fanfic about girl joker domming Kawakami and talking about femme fatales.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608242 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:10:51') {

'>>92608132
>>92608169
That anon isn't me. Also you don't need PDs for gangers. You use PDs for things that actually matter. Literally just buy Artifact 5 and have a set of Celestial Battle Armor with enough hardness to ignore everything people who don't matter can throw your way. Or just make a custom artifact which gives you a PD-esque protection like an Inversion Cuirass does. Or any number of other options.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608244 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:11:36') {

'>>92608240
DV can be consistent if it’s high enough.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608245 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:11:41'  && image=='__yuuki_makoto_and_orpheus_persona_and_1_more_drawn_by_haidan_qmo_cham__sample-24b98ee4d27b60e67cf7712d366d2231.jpg') {

'>>92608241
Fem!Minato wouldn't be dead. The seal is a non-issue in this. Rate her properly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608253 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:14:11') {

'>>92608242
No. You don't get to have those things. You're a fresh Solar in a setting that doesn't have magical metals.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608264 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:16:46') {

'>>92608242
Unfortunately, you don't matter, so the gangers don't have to roll to rape and kill you, it just narratively happens.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608265 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:17:10') {

'>>92608242
>>92608253
People acting like just having a good dodge score isn't enough to pre-emptively move out of the way of bullets before they are fired. Considering your average human has 4 dice if they are trained in firearm use and have base level of dexterity. Someone with Dex 5 and Dodge 4 will almost always successfully dodge not even considering cover (also gameplay and PD charms are mostly just abstraction anyways.)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608269 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:18:51'  && image=='jc35.jpg') {

'>>92608214
Well not him because I am Shard, but here's a series of builds I found early into my investigations of Exalted if it helps. Some are, in fact, minmaxed. Not all though. https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/exalted-task-build-me-a-badass-starting-character-for-each-solar-caste.397409/

it does not in fact help because ExWoD uses a different system to Exalted where the author claims the power of the Exalted has been lessened by virtue of the world's spiritual makeup being lessened since ExWoD doesn't run on Jumpchain compatibility rules, so ExWoD presents a system where Solars start overall with less but the Charms they do have can do more and they can buy E5 Charms right off the bat, especially if they tap into bonus points

Nah, for that here's some suggested relatively non-minmaxed i.e. no Inviolate Essence-Merging "neither of us can engage in combat as long as I don't because fuck you" build advice: https://www.reddit.com/r/exalted/comments/zbcnmv/making_a_solar_in_exalted_vs_world_of_darkness/

>>92608171
Extremely broad. There are a shitload of afterlives spread throughout my dominions for reasons ranging from privileges earned by worthy subjects to the afterlives being part of some greater infrastructure.

I'm hitting the word limit and we're nearly at the image limit so I'm just going to post the afterlives that show up most in my writing in a separate, picless post.

1/2

>>92608242
>Inversion Cuirass
Man, it's crazy how much cooler Yozi artifacts are than most Creational ones of the same dot rating. The meta for low level combat really is just shaving some skin flakes off a random Primordial and turning them into a cool thing that makes you trick to harm with a /specific/ form of mundane danger, like Cecelyne's weapon wards.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608278 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:20:43'  && image=='Roper.png') {

'>>92608201
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Lets put that on hold.

It fits, sort of. The problem is that not all of these cards are created equal. Succubus and Roper are 1 mana spells, while Doppelganger and Dark Matter are 4. For balance reasons, the cards need to be custom.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608285 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:22:33') {

'>>92608265
>Considering your average human has 4 dice if they are trained in firearm use and have base level of dexterity.
Do you not realize that's what you aren't even going to have that in Worm? You don't get superhuman attributes, that's a Creation Humanity thing. You work with the base stats of mundane humanity.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608290 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:24:12') {

'>>92608285
>average human has 4 dice
lol
dicelet'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608300 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:26:54') {

'>>92608285
>bench 250
>superhuman
Lmao.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608306 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:27:24') {

'>>92608245
>Rate her properly.
Kotone tells me not to.
Minato is generally pretty depressed so like 2.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608308 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:27:58') {

'>>92608300
We kind of had this whole discussion about this a while ago, stats in Exalted are in fact mildly superhuman'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608315 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:29:11') {

'>>92608171
>Bradeline's Well: Formerly a desolate grey wasteland with a crushing afterlife bureaucracy where hulking figures of stone and flame had the unclaimed dead give accounts of themselves. After significant investment by Os-Gabella, a sombre but relaxing carnival dimension that offers the unclaimed dead advice on finding a suitable afterlife-or employment either there, or in the neighbouring Christmas Dimension
>Yomi Wan, the Expanded Hell Omniverse: Living land of the Yama Kings, where Wormwood's shines crimson light and bleeds golden fire upon every designated perdition street. Technically also one of my joutens. Forcibly reformed by my will from a monument to demonic ego to a place where the wicked are made to confront their sins Silent Hill-style and redeemed OR given a fulfilling new life as a demonic servant of perfect order (Chinese diyu/hell-style). Major source of Crisis Energy, and embassy for the Qlippothic realms of Gehenna that Lilim treat as a spa.
>The Heavenly Trinity: Denotes three separate gardens. One, the Islamic afterlife handed down to me from God himself and refurbished with the divine flowers of Nobilis' own garden (The Garden of Divinity). Another, a version of Creation uplifted with a worldwide version of the Righteous Dead purification process (The Garden of Law). A third, a pristine copy of Eden secreted by Wanderer and filled with every form of immortality I have sanctioned (The Garden of Eternal Life). A place of eternal and absolute peace for those who have served the cause of perfect order

fuck, post ran out before I could get to the last one

2/3'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608321 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:30:22') {

'>>92608308
3 dots in strength isn't superhuman, it's called being fit. Also Exaltations increase your stats so even fresh Exalts would be superhuman by this definition.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608326 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:31:33') {

'>>92608265
>almost
Actually, since you bring that up, instead of making that character sheet I’ll skip straight to the punchline. By the rules of Exalted, if an Extra’s accuracy pool is smaller then your DV, the attack misses automatically. So if you’ve got Dex and Dodge at 5 (and both are good to raise as high as you can) and Essence 2, that’s 6 DV. Pull off a 2 die stunt and you’ve got 8 DV, and if you’ve got an Excellency it can go higher.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608330 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:32:42') {

'Yuji can somehow swap souls with people now and I guess it involves Ui Ui, like he's the one who enables it? Why is that little shota bastard so OP?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608332 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:33:05') {

'>>92608278
>Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Indeed.

>It fits, sort of. The problem is that not all of these cards are created equal. Succubus and Roper are 1 mana spells, while Doppelganger and Dark Matter are 4. For balance reasons, the cards need to be custom.
Could the bonuses scale off of the mana costs of the Mamono?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608337 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:33:54') {

'>>92608321
Uh, that's just incorrect. Exaltations do increase your stats, but not by much compared to how much those stats are already beyond mundane people.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608344 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:34:49') {

'>>92608326
To be clear, there are contrived scenarios where an Exalted could still get hit by a trained gangmember even with that kind of defensive values. But at that stage we are talking about the kind of penalties that Taylor was facing of drop-dead tired, in immense pain, multiple injuries and blind.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608350 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:36:03') {

'>>92608326
Congrats, you've done exactly what I accused you of doing and powerwanked a stat that has no concrete basis outside of gameplay, so it's an entirely meaningless statistic you can imagine to mean whatever is convenient for you. And you've also cripplingly overspecialized, as I suggested you would.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608355 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:36:37') {

'>>92608171
>The Firmament: The most common afterlife in my cosmos. Very similar to Pyre's afterlife. Instead of decomposition/frailty, death is an optional state of perfect contentment that releases the soul from the body as a Kirby-style magical star that accelerates into the havens. Souls exist in a state similar to Inviolable Essence-Merging, contemplating the wonders and secret truths of existence in a state of perfect order-enforced harmonious bliss comparable to floating in a tropical lagoon. In this state the star-souls can send visions, guide destinies, provide blessings and other subtle forms of assistance to the living; there are common ritualistic practices to strengthen or weaken the influence of the stars, and while more stars cooperating towards a common goal makes it more likely stronger positive bonds between a star and a living soul greatly empower how much it can influence. In fact, death does not actually convey the soul to a SEPARATE realm of existence-the afterlife is LITERALLY outer space and interdimensional space, where souls with strong bonds form orbits/choirs. Souls can be physically visited with spacecraft/Valkyrie horses etc but interaction with the living is highly abstract in this state; certain celestial beings like Rosalina and Kirby can commune with the stars and guide or wield them anyway. Or serve them cake. Souls can determine when and how they wish to reincarnate into a different life, within certain parameters e.g. you are not allowed to reincarnate as a FUCKING Nyarlathotep cultist obviously

3/3'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608363 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:38:17') {

'>>92608350
>Congrats, you've done exactly what I accused you of doing and powerwanked a stat that has no concrete basis outside of gameplay, so it's an entirely meaningless statistic you can imagine to mean whatever is convenient for you. And you've also cripplingly overspecialized, as I suggested you would.
NTA but the prior example of 5 Dex 4 in a skill is not overly specialized. Thats equivalent to a favored ability of say a Night Caste who loves their stealth and does dodge on the side. Or a Dawn Caste gunslinger who can high noon thirty people.

If we aren't talking those kinds of Exalts then the ability to play mastermind behind the scenes is potent enough that direct combat is barely a worry and you are just Accord at that point.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608365 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:38:37') {

'>>92608350
Congrats, you've powerwanked random gangbangers Worm enough that people will disagree with you on principle. Your limited time on this earth has been wasted because you are unhappy with people assuming a demigod can easily handle gangbangers.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608374 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:40:06') {

'>>92608337
They increase your stats by 7 dots. 7 dots can be a lot.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608378 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:40:52') {

'>>92608344
Oh sure, Solars aren’t Superman, and in addition to good Dodge this Solar should also invest in Invincible Essence Reinforcement.

>>92608350
>And you've also cripplingly overspecialized, as I suggested you would.
>Dex and Dodge at 5
And this is the point at which everyone how knows anything about Exalted will realize you don’t know what you’re talking about. Thank you and good day.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608380 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:41:28') {

'>>92608363
>>92608378
What part of 'starting Exalt' do you not fucking understand? You're not going to be any of these things to begin with.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608388 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:43:27') {

'>>92608380
People are literally incapable of not imagining a quantum solar with E10 and every charm when they're even vaguely treading on Exalted VS any other setting, you should know this by now.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608389 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:43:44') {

'>>92608380
Anon... I hate to break it to you. That can be a starting Exalted's stat sheet. If you Exalt for a Solar Exaltation you did something badass and the nature of that badass thing will be reflected in what abilities and attributes get boosted.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608392 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:44:17') {

'>>92608380
That is a starting build.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608394 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:44:41') {

'are worm gangbangers less or more lethal than dragonbloodeds';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608401 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:45:53') {

'>>92608350
>a stat that has no concrete basis outside of gameplay
For what it's worth, 2e has a Feat of Strength chart that lists what various combinations of Strength + Athletics can produce before accounting for additional dice from Excellency. At a modest Strength 2 Athletics 2 a normal human can lift a pony or break a sword over one knee. At a not so modest Strength 3 Athletics 3 punching a fist through a heavy wooden door is possible. With the upper bound of early game minmaxing at Strength 5 Athletics 5, lifting a camel is possible-wand with just one more dot of either one can lift an unlocked portcullis, or break through a brick wall over half an hour.

I will admit there is no "feats of dodging" chart though. And also that you and everyone else seems to be conflating ExWoD stats with mainline Exalted stats for some reason

>>92608394
Last I checked Worm gangbangers aren't all the Budget Avatar and can't take safely take as many drugs in a week as the most temperate House Cynis member does in an afternoon due to Exalted healing rules.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608402 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:45:55') {

'>>92608394
Far less, but goddamn is Timmy autistic and desperately hateful of Exalted.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608404 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:46:30') {

'>>92608389
Yeah and then you get your ass kicked anyway, because THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE. That is, literally, cripplingly over specialized.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608405 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:46:50') {

'>>92608394
Well. Depends if they have tinkertech they can be more. If the Dragonblood is just exalted and are non-combat focused then they can be more lethal. Unlike a Solar or Lunar exaltation where they get boosted because of something they did. A dragonblooded exaltation is mostly circumstance and timing. So in theory if a Dragonblooded just exalted they could be more or less. But if these gangbanger are like beating up a person for money and they exalt they probably will have a bad time with fire and lighting or thorns etc.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608410 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:47:31') {

'>>92608402
Oh come off it. No one fucking likes Exalted. You don't even like exalted, you just want to pretend you do out of contrarianism and powe.'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608415 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:47:58') {

'>>92608410
I love Exalted ;^)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608419 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:48:48') {

'>>92608410
I liked the online tutorial thing.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608421 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:49:05') {

'>>92608404
Nah, that’s just one small part of the starting build.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608424 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:49:40') {

'>>92608389
>>92608392
You keep dodging actually making the stat spread and doing the charm selection, just dancing around the topic and moving the goalposts and then lying about how that affects the rest of the build. Just fucking post the starting character already.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608426 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:49:59') {

'>>92608332
So apparently the game is based on a novel by the same guy, damage report case:demon. Which, looking at the synopsis of that on dlsite, it does seem to be a demon girl on a modernish earth disgusing herself as a human. Weird. No idea where to even start looking for a translation, but good enough to base a planeswalker on.

eh. Like, for a 1 or 2 cost, I could double the P/T to match the 3 and 4 costs, but bluntly that's just inflating the rules on the card. I'll figure something out, even if it's just a single transformation into one of the ones that I do have decent-ish art for.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608428 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:50:17') {

'>>92608404
>Yeah and then you get your ass kicked anyway, because THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE. That is, literally, cripplingly over specialized.
Anon lacking social or intellectual attributes and being specialized in physical attributes doesn't mean that you are going to get your ass kicked by people just as smart as you but far weaker in every physical way. And then you add on combat skills the Exaltation comes with and can give you. Also every Exalt starts with "some" charms related to what they did. So if you are badass you headbutted a gangbanger and Dawn Solar exalt you are probably getting out of that situation perfectly fine.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608437 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:52:01') {

'Is relying on their Storyteller to handwave literally every problem they face the only thing that Exaltedfags can do whenever they're even slightly challenged?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608439 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:52:24') {

'>>92608424
What’s the point of creating a build for someone who clearly wouldn’t understand it?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608451 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:54:57') {

'>>92608439
It would prove that you're even capable of making a build off the cuff, evidencing that you're not talking completely out of your ass and that you know literally anything about the subject matter. Which I'm starting to think you don't. That I'm the only person in this stupid fucking argument who actually understands Exalted mechanics. Go fucking figure, like that wasn't obvious from the second post'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608452 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:54:58') {

'https://imgur.com/a/Go06FCM

Anyway, here's the Feat of Strength tables for two different editions (which to avoid confusion, don't account for Excellencies and merely state what is possible to accomplish with raw stats) for those interested. As I said, alas there is no Feat of Speed chart.

...worth noting that 2e core does state Athletics 3 is a professional acrobat in the Realm's circuses while Athletics 5 is enough to scale buildings made of glass, for what THAT'S worth.

>>92608424
I can pitch in if it helps? Straight from forum.rpg.

Caste: Dawn

Attributes:
Strength 3
Dexterity 4
Stamina 4

Charisma 2
Manipulation 2
Apperance 3

Perception 3
Intelligence 3
Wits 3

Abilities (*= Favored or Caste):
*Archery 1
*Martial Arts 1
*Melee 4 (Duels +1, Swords +1)
*Thrown 0
*War 2

*Athletics 3
*Lore 2 (Philosophy +1)
*Investigation 3 (Read Motivation +3)
*Resistance 2
*Socialize 3

Awareness 1
Integrity 2 (Code of Honor +1)
Linguistics 2 (Calligraphy +1)
Presence 2
Ride 1

Virtues:
Compassion 2
Conviction 2
Temperance 4
Valor 4

Charms:
First Melee Excellency
Dipping Swallow Defense
Bulwark Stance
Heavenly Guardian Defense
Hungry Tiger Technique
First Investigation Excellency
Courtier's Eye Technique
First Athletics Excellency
Thunderbolt Attack Prana
Body-Mending Meditation

Backgrounds:
Contacts 2
Influence 2
Resources 3

Essence:
2

Willpower:
8

Equipment:
Perfect Straight Sword(Spd 4, Acc +4, Dmg +3L, Def +2, Rate 3), Exceptional Self Bow (Spd 6, Acc +1, Dmg +1, Rate 2, Rng 200), Exceptional Lamellar Armor (Soak +7L/+9B, Mobility -1, Fatigue 1), Short Sword, Riding Horse

>>92608437
Honestly 3e does seem to be leaning more on storyteller discretion. On the other hand, the Supernal rules also mean Solars can wipe cities off the map, fly across mountain ranges in minutes or facetank a beam of magical destruction capable of cutting through small buildings without using what we'd consider a PD so. Eh, despite my complaints it's a mixed bag.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608460 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:56:30') {

'>>92608410
I actually do like Exalted, got a bunch of rulebooks downloaded and everything.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608463 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:56:53') {

'>>92608426
>even if it's just a single transformation into one of the ones that I do have decent-ish art for.
Consider using this >>92607826 picture, because the suit looks good on her.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608464 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:57:00') {

'>>92608437
There is a crucial difference between saying a newly Exalted can defeat a group of gangbangers and saying a newly Exalted can defeat say Lung. The first is easy, the second is a fighting retreat with a solid chance of failure. Even at E2-E4 Lung might be a challenge based on your build.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608465 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:57:00') {

'>>92608452
Thank you. This is demonstrably more than anyone else here was willing to do, even if it is literally copy pasting from somewhere else.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608478 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:00:13') {

'>>92606581
Man.
I want my Monado.'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608483 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:01:34') {

'>>92608465
No worries. I trust the nerds that have actually crunched the numbers and done white room testing, however limited, more than my own judgement. I assume we're sticking with 2e because that's the one everyone here's most familiar with; I fear 3e starting builds would just confuse everyone because Supernal would mean there is a LOT of difference between what a minmaxed starting combat character and a non-minmaxed RPing one are capable of. Just so we've clear the things I alluded to for a starting 3e character are very much minmaxed builds that take advantage of Supernal letting starter Exalts buy their way to E5 Charms from chargen in a specific ability.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608484 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:01:49') {

'>>92608463
That is neither Eristia nor Leah. But I understand what you are attempting to ask.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608490 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:02:55') {

'>>92606664
>Ilithid combat is mostly Psionic though
Nta but I think they can also learn Spellcasting, but it's forbidden?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608497 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:04:48') {

'>>92608452
To follow up on this >>92608465
Resources, influence, and contacts are kind of weird stats in a setting outside of Exalted.
Willpower is funny in a different kind of way, that would can you assfucked in a regular game if the QM is mean and wants to attack the player from that angle, and in Worm would probably be relentlessly assaulted. The charm selection sort of inevitably leaves much to be desired if you're not going to be attacking exclusively from ambush and then running away...dumpstatting to be a dexfag will leave something else in the lurch, guaranteed.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608501 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:07:00') {

'>>92608330
How?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608505 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:08:02'  && image=='Distribution of Charms, Backgrounds, and Bonus Points shall be left as an exercise for the reader.png') {

'>>92608451
>It would prove that you're even capable of making a build off the cuff, evidencing that you're not talking completely out of your ass and that you know literally anything about the subject matter.
Good news then, I have access to my copy of Anathema again, so have a quick and dirty build.

>That I'm the only person in this stupid fucking argument who actually understands Exalted mechanics.
As we have already established, you’re the only one who doesn’t.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608508 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:08:55') {

'>>92608497
>The charm selection sort of inevitably leaves much to be desired if you're not going to be attacking exclusively from ambush and then running away...dumpstatting to be a dexfag will leave something else in the lurch, guaranteed.
Remember you don't need to be good enough to win every encounter, you just need to be good enough to survive every encounter and learn and grow stronger for it. If you can survive the first encounter, odds are the second and third will be under more controlled circumstances. Then you can develop new skills and abilities for the fourth so long as you are smart and don't bite off more than you can chew. Having a decent temperance and conviction is good to have in Worm. Same with valor just not compassion. Ideally you want them all a bit above normal but not too high.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608509 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:09:02') {

'>>92608484
Ah, my mistake.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608514 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:10:17') {

'>>92608505
>pic
oh god'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608515 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:10:22') {

'>>92608505
Probably would want to dress down Dodge by 1, Resistance by 1 and Medicine or War by 1 to develop Awareness some points but basically yeah.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608519 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:11:17') {

'>>92608515
Note all those unspent Bonus Points.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608521 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:11:45') {

'>>92608490
Yes. Ilithids are intelligent enough to be great wizards, but arcane magic needs too much independence from the Brains tha control Ilithid society. Wizardry is outlawed, arcane ilithids move away from society and often become liches instead of joining a hive mind.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608529 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:14:09') {

'>>92608519
That's a lot of unspent bonus points. You could really make something of that.'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608530 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:14:10') {

'>>92608497
Absolutely yeah-those are definitely abstractions /for the most part, if we're IGNORING Jumpchain-specific premises like "Jumper!Cecelyne (who has made her own Exalted for some reason) has decided to use sorcery and/or the Charm Palaces Like Sandcastles to manually bestow Backgrounds via specific alteration of fate on her chosen champions"/ meant to define a character played in Creation specifically as a setting. I still felt it was appropriate for the purposes of the argument's gist to use a build with those backgrounds anyway, just to show you don't have to haggle over Exalted in-universe advantage vs Worm in-universe advantages to make a competent build that can swashbuckle Leviathan briefly (and frankly, ineffectually in terms of offence using JUST that posted build).

>Willpower
Yeah, that's definitely a funny one to translate from Exalted to other games outside of an adventure module, given Creation is such a harsh setting that theoretically all but the most people who aren't Infernals or Sidereals deep in their destiny-LARP would be blowing Willpower frequently just to get through the day. And yet somehow, well, instead of a world of permanently depressed people we have the Magitech Sengoku Era and other fantasy cultures.

>charm selection
Also yeah. Solar (and most Abyssal) starting builds are very much anti-personnel geared just because of how relatively mundane their Charms are. Ironically Lunars win bigly in Jumpchain because despite all the devs' attempts to gimp their shapeshifting, being able to just hunt biological animals and potentially plants, sentient beings spirits etc suddenly becomes much more important in (god forbid) Toriko (or possibly not if you rule high level Toriko animals should be considered Behemoths for the purposes of charms. Still. MonHun, Catachan etc). That build was definitely a swasbuckler's build, not a skyscraper-swinger's.

Sids and Infernals win too because their Charms focus on weirdness than arete.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608539 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:16:32') {

'>>92608530
>or possibly not if you rule high level Toriko animals should be considered Behemoths for the purposes of charms
IIRC high essence knacks let you become Behemoths too? Also Genus Loci'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608545 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:18:11') {

'>>92608521
Iirc of the same vein, there's also the brainstealer dragon, which was also considered heresy because, well, like you said, and they are very fucking dangerous.
Oh and apparently, they can now have wings.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608547 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:19:05') {

'>>92608530
For the purposes of Jumpchain I just rule it as a kind of hybrid between 2e and 3e with less game mechanics and thus greater levels of varying performance depending on circumstance and mood. (Things like Workings and Evocations exist, and I am fine with charms being more discreete things like in 3e but with a lot of 2e lore.)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608554 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:21:24') {

'>>92608545
>and apparently, they can now have wings
They can fly since 3e, buddy.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608555 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:21:51') {

'>>92608530
>>92608547
>charms being more discreete things like in 3e
Reason I go with this is it makes progression more gradual, makes individual charms less all or nothing with grand effects and more natural progressions of supernatural ability. Which is better for jumpchain. Also since JC is not a tabletop game in chain you don't need to memorize 130 different charm descriptions. Unlike actual 3e where its a massive pain to memorize all of them.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608564 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:23:00') {

'>>92608554
Huh? But the pic don't have wings...'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608570 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:24:28') {

'>>92608501
I dunno. Something to do with his weird soul BS he already had going on, probably?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608572 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:24:51') {

'>>92608564
Check the character sheets
https://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/block/Dragon,_Brainstealer_Adult'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608576 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:25:05') {

'>>92608529
At the very least, getting Willpower to 10 is all but mandatory.'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608577 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:25:07') {

'>>92608519
Reminder that you can spend BP on Allies, which at high enough purchase constitutes buying an additional Solar. Or god. Or some other supernatural being; the guideline in 2e is "at least as powerful as one of the Terrestrial Exalted". In 3e at least it is explicit that 5 dots grants you an ally AS powerful as a Celestial Exalted.

Reminder that this is intended to be balanced in-game by the fact that Solar is not in fact your slave.

This is a joke please do not take this post to mean I support the idea of Double Exaltations being the default and in-universe experience. God, I'm having flashbacks to staring at Legendary Backgrounds while researching Exalted: THe First Age, and slowly realising that YES you CAN use BP to buy a Realm Defence Grid, enough money to threaten the entire fucking setting's economy or an alliance with (name a meme badass Solar here) and the realisation slowly setting in that this one section everyFUCKINGone gets by default was going to mog any individual item purchase

Also I'm not even going to bother touching the mutations system because 1. Echidna and Amy have that on lock anyway and 2. it's too hot this afternoon for chessy bad mutation for good mutation math.

>>92608539
Totally in 2e 3e cracked down on Lunar shapeshifting so fucking much lmao, unless you take the "fanwank something" shrug they made about Elder Essence to mean that your "personalised E6+ Lunar Charm" can just be turning into plants/behemoths/spirits yeah, I still meant just comparing starting Exalts to each other and at the point where you're matching Elder Lunars with Elder Solars well...you start to understand why even the Elder Lunars aren't sure how much freedom they have in the First Age.

>>92608547
>>92608555
Also yeah completely understandable.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608580 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:26:28') {

'>>92608564
>>92608572
Probably one specific dragon without wings was marketed a lot thanks to good art, cause the sheet says flight. Then again, Psionic flight is a thing in D&D'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608586 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:28:10') {

'>>92608577
>This is a joke please do not take this post to mean I support the idea of Double Exaltations being the default and in-universe experience. God, I'm having flashbacks to staring at Legendary Backgrounds while researching Exalted: THe First Age, and slowly realising that YES you CAN use BP to buy a Realm Defence Grid, enough money to threaten the entire fucking setting's economy or an alliance with (name a meme badass Solar here) and the realisation slowly setting in that this one section everyFUCKINGone gets by default was going to mog any individual item purchase
Reminder that starting Solars get 20 background points.

>Also I'm not even going to bother touching the mutations system because 1. Echidna and Amy have that on lock anyway and 2. it's too hot this afternoon for chessy bad mutation for good mutation math.
Oh don’t worry, I’ve explored that myself.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608594 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:29:04'  && image=='Brainstealer dragon.png') {

'>>92608572
I stand... corrected I gues?

>>92608580
Yeah that too.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608595 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:29:11') {

'>>92608545
Not only it wasn't ever confirmed as heresy. It got upgraded in 5e
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Elder_brain_dragon'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608606 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:31:50') {

'>>92608595
>Not only it wasn't ever confirmed as heresy
Bullshit. I remember a Brainstealer Dragon being made in a certain way that the Illithid society should never do and fear the repercussions. Something about the larva growing too much and well, dragon.

>https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Elder_brain_dragon
He's so pretty though.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608609 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:32:09') {

'How can Jumper suck cock like Venus in spite of only having 3 dex?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608613 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:32:44') {

'>>92608577
>First Spoiler
Sadly you get none of that with the Divine Rebellion scenario as much as I wish you did since you ignore the Experience section.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608626 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:35:12') {

'>>92608609
Sucking is a dex feat? I understand a dex req(no teeth) but suction would be strength and no gag reflex is clearly a con check
>>92608606
The old brains are haters who are afraid of being substituted by the obviously better brain, riding a dragon flesh mecha.'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608636 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:38:06') {

'>>92608609
Performance Charms. Alternatively, non-minmaxed OC mutation: Deep Throat.'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608643 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:39:56') {

'>>92608626
Sucking cock LIKE VENUS is a dex feat yeah, strength feats generally lean more towards something the writers think takes heroic full body strain while calisthenics etc err more towards dex, and hoovering someone's dick right off their crotch does not make for a pleasant blowjob compared to skillful movement of the tongue and head.

Endurance/Athletics probably plays a role too though, yeah.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608652 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:43:01') {

'>>92608626
I was joking at first, but now I can't imagine a reason why the supposedly int 21 elder brains don't order their squid fucks to scour for a planet capable of making then mecha. Yeah, yeah FR gods and shit. Who cares? The brains live on the Astral. Find out where that space ship that few on the Barrier Peaks came from and get your brain pool inside a mecha body.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608658 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:43:52') {

'>>92608643
Hey Shard, was it you or someone else who mentioned that Lunars have a specific Charm that lets them double their Appearance rating and so-at max 10 Appearance-theoretically have an Appearance of 20?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608659 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:44:53') {

'>>92608643
Writers also think longbows are dex weapons but I see your point.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608663 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:45:49') {

'Man Exalted just hits my autism in such a way that I hyperfixate on it. If only it was any good. Hows everyone else's night going? I'm stuck doodling up my God-Blooded descendents and even more artifacts. Help.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608675 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:47:43') {

'>>92608663
More or less satisfied that on this occasion, the Exaltedfags lost.'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608678 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:47:58') {

'>>92608658
Must've been someone else, does sound vaguely familiar though.

>>92608659
That's not exclusive to Exalted, all fantasy writers underestimate the requirements of draw strength. Warcraft for example thinks that instead of strapping dudes with mega-backs the average archer is a swimsuit model elf.

To be fair to early Warcraft, night elves ARE supposed to be wilder than the average elf. Doesn't excuse the high elves tho which are basically a helpless endanger species barely kept alive by the Alliance for propaganda(?) purposes, like pandas.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608679 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:48:09'  && image=='giphy (1).gif') {

'>>92608663
The gif says it all, really.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608685 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:49:16') {

'>>92608659
I'd think it would be a dex thing but locked off with a strength requirement. Being really jacked still isn't gonna help you aim beyond holding the draw string steady.'
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if(PsychoAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608689 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:50:30') {

'>>92608663
I'm chilling.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608690 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:50:35') {

'>>92608678
>propaganda(?) purposes, like pandas.
For dick sucking.
>>92608663
Man, I've been sick for 3 days. So just like >>92608679 I have done nothing productive but my throat haven't left me enjoy it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608691 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:50:36'  && image=='DeTx50_VMAAw6BG.jpg') {

'>>92608509
I'm gonna be real with you, all of the art I can find of her fits terribly on a planeswalker card. It's just not quite tall enough.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608692 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:50:59') {

'>>92608678
>night elves ARE supposed to be wilder than the average elf. Doesn't excuse the high elves tho which are basically a helpless endanger species barely kept alive by the Alliance for propaganda(?) purposes
Once upon a time Night Elves were ultra dangerous forest Amazons that if you walked into their forest you were going to get curbstomped. Those days of yore have passed.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608701 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:52:48') {

'>>92608685
I think it would be whatever stat rules perception with a strength requirement. Dexterity sounds more like quickly shooting a pistol and longbows just ain't quick.
Of course, this is just for "realistic" systems.
>>92608691
Would.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608703 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:52:51') {

'>>92608692
>Night Elves were ultra dangerous forest Amazons that if you walked into their forest you were going to get curbstomped.
Death by Snu Snu?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608705 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:52:56') {

'>>92608691
NTA but can't you crop the sides to change the aspect ratio?'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608709 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:53:47'  && image=='Time is short, Blizzard.jpg') {

'>>92608692
Once upon a time, Sylvanas was some random ranger raised as a banshee and not somebody who could solo the Lich King.

Those days of yore too, have passed.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608710 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:53:50') {

'>>92608678
Do you have any idea what Charm that was referencing then? I tried to go looking for it myself but the closest I found was Perfect Symmetry...which I THINK was what was being referenced?
>Perfect Symmetry
>Cost: 4m
>Mins: Appearance 3, Essence 2
>Type: Simple
>Keywords: Combo-OK
>Duration: One scene
>Prerequisite Charms: Any Appearance Excellency
>In nature, creatures that appear more symmetrical are considered more fit to survive, better mates and therefore more attractive. Calling on her Essence, the Lunar gives herself an air of impossible perfection, doubling the maximum Mental Defense Value bonus or penalty she can inflict or benefit from based on difference in Appearance. At Essence 6, the Exalt does away with the limit altogether.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608714 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:55:02') {

'>>92608709
Once upon a time, Warcraft was good and not shit.

Those days of yore have also passed.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608717 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:56:21') {

'>>92608705
No matter what I try her boobs end up obscured.
I've realized that the game is only $4.
I'm giving serious consideration to buying it just to see if I pull a decent image out of it.
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608718 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:56:47') {

'>>92608714
Nah see my waifu hasn't done anything wrong which is an improvement.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608721 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:57:15') {

'>>92608709
Total Horde Death. Kill The Horde. Behead the orcs. Roundhouse kick the trolls. Hang the night elves. Slam a goblin head in the concrete. Make food out of the tauren.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608729 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:58:33') {

'>>92608721
>Make food out of the tauren
Can I just domesticate them? I can see plenty of uses for the tauren...'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608730 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:58:51') {

'Is there any force more powerful than gay love between two attractive young men that women really wanna imagine having sex?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608731 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:58:56') {

'>>92608721
>Total Horde Death.
>Hang the night elves
I think you might have gotten the wrong target.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608738 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:00:05') {

'>>92608721
What about the humans.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608744 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:01:37') {

'>>92608731
If you wanna hang someone else we have space. There's a lot of fucking trees in elf land.
>You forgot the undead
The undead don't die. They are just put to rest. Setting them whole lot on fife is a kindness I pay to these undeserving souls. May god continue to burn the in the afterlife. Amen'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608745 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:01:50') {

'>>92608731
Why not just kill everyone on Azeroth to be honest? Make a desert, call it peace.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608747 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:02:55') {

'>>92608730
I have yet to see gay lovers survive a bunch of Iranians with rooftop access.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608751 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:03:46') {

'>>92608721
Blood Elves are alright tho.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608753 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:04:06') {

'>>92608744
>May god
Isn't God a cunt in Warcraft?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608757 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:05:38') {

'>>92608753
So he shall surely be temoeted to burn peopl eternally.
>>92608731
We are hanging all elves. Blood this, crips that, nonsense. We kill the west and the east coast and let god sort his own.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608760 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:05:58') {

'>>92608753
Which is why he burns in the afterlife'
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if(Shard Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608765 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:06:55') {

'>>92608710
Honestly? No idea. Perfect Symmetry + Second (Appearance) Excellency is a pretty solid combo in itself, though. Especially if coupled with Irresistible Silver Spirit.

>Irresistible Silver Spirit adds one automatic success to all social actions (but not her Mental Defense Values). The character ignores fatigue penalties and increases the maximum number of dice she may add from her Social Attribute Excellencies to (Attribute + Essence).

>>92608753
God was retconned out. Previously people offhandedly mentioned some sort of God sponsoring the humans' Light-based faith. Current canon has it that the Naaru are the reps of the Light and it's just one elemental polarity among many, and the First Ones made everything anyway and Jailer-kun was apparently trying to unlock the secrets of their power.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608772 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:09:13') {

'>>92608757
>>92608760
>>92608765
God, The Light, Naaru. Whatever. Cunts.

>Current canon has it that the Naaru are the reps of the Light and it's just one elemental polarity among many
siiiiiiigh where's the drink'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608775 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:09:55') {

'>>92608751
But are they though? Are they really? How many orcs have they illed? Less than all of them, which clearly means they are lazy at the very least.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608776 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:10:39') {

'Let's say I want to make an Alexstrasza expy in Exalted. What type of Dragon-Blooded should she be?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92608779 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:12:54') {

'>>92608776
Whatever one makes for good healers, I guess.'
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