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public void /chess/ - Chess General(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/chess/ - Chess General';
int postNumber = 92633598;
String image = '1714245889486801.jpg';
String date = '04/27/24(Sat)15:24:49';
String comment = 'Georgian edition

>Calendar:
- European Women’s Chess Championship | April 18th - 30th
- TePe Sigeman & Co | April 27th - May 3rd
- Sardinia World Chess Festival | April 27th - May 4th
- Grand Chess Tour: Superbet Poland Rapid & Blitz | May 6th - 13th
- Champions Chess Tour: BetterHelp Masters | May 8th - 15th
- Sharjah Masters | May 13th - 23rd
- Norway Chess | May 26th - June 7th
- Grand Chess Tour: Superbet Chess Classic Romania | June 24th - July 6th
- Grand Chess Tour: SuperUnited Rapid & Blitz Croatia | July 8th - 15th
- Biel International Chess Festival | July 13th - 26th
- Champions Chess Tour: Event 3 | July 17th - 24th
- Open Internacional Vila de Sitges | July 22nd - 30th

>Chess websites, tools, videos and books:
https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5

>Previous thread:
>>92561909'
;

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92634191 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:27:34') {

'>>92604107
>Gukesh is winning, but only 6 to 5
good to see Ding still having supporters'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92637392 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:12:07'  && image=='DSCF72622-1.jpg') {

'http://www.tepesigemanchess.com/photos-round-1-2024/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92639612 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:28:40') {

'Sardinia World Chess Festival - Round 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPlB6yGXQ40

https://www.twitch.tv/botezlive

https://chess-results.com/tnr876083.aspx?lan=1&art=2&rd=2&turdet=YES&flag=30

https://lichess.org/broadcast/sardinia-world-chess-festival-2024--open-a/round-2/VbF7dS1Z'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92639617 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:29:16'  && image=='rcP94W9q.gif') {

'king's gambit shitters btfo by moves I found over the board in blitz';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92639676 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:42:21') {

'>>92633598
So any ETA on the next edition?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92639775 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)06:02:59') {

'>>92639676
of the World Championship? they say between November 20 and December 15, 2024, but they still have to find the money: https://www.fide.com/news/2994

>>92581573
they are rising the prize fund, so the loser will get 1 million'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92640880 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:19:22') {

'>>92633598
>TePe Sigeman & Co
round 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vhap1LORMA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92641964 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:44:09') {

'>>92641088
Girls are just happier when they have both parents in their lives, probably even more so if they all share a favorite hobby'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92642085 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:57:51') {

'Can't stand Cramlin, Botez, and the rest of the chess whores';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92644123 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:39:56') {

'>92608888
>there is a good chance that the two sisters will play against each other in an official match :D
it's happening!

https://chess-results.com/tnr887243.aspx?lan=1&art=2&rd=3&turdet=YES&flag=30'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92645030 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:09:56') {

'Will Carlsen lose the top spot? He lost many points last year and it's close to the second now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92645039 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:11:26') {

'>>92644123
I hate Andrea more. Alexandra is a bit less loud and cuter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92645678 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:27:12') {

'>>92645039
I like Andrea more than Alexandra for some reason.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92646675 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:28:41') {

'>>92645030
Your question will be answered very soon because he'll play only Norway Chess in classical tc.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92648274 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:45:14'  && image=='Bodhana Sivanandan - David Howell.jpg') {

'https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1cfe9il/8_year_old_bodhana_sivanandan_scored_her_first/

nice find, Bongland'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92649620 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:04:53') {

'last round of the European Women's Chess Championship:

https://chess-results.com/tnr897945.aspx?lan=1&art=2&rd=10&turdet=YES&flag=30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBXMxi_is-Y'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92650450 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:16:03') {

'>>92645678
>>92645678
>>92644123
Live streaming of the Botez matchup'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92650457 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:17:04') {

'>>92650450
https://www.youtube.com/live/gEH2SyPJntw?si=FSl5h4nJJhWb1pbS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92651863 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:10:46'  && image=='gss0wh4bvoh71.jpg') {

'>>92644123
Queen won'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92653024 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)14:13:26') {

'>>92651863
>positional player beats attacking player
I'm disappoint'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92653464 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)14:55:46') {

'>>92653024
>Brute force calculations get beat by over the board evaluation
That always happens and it's better'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92654362 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:26:19') {

'>>92633598
I want to impregnate kartvelian girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92654502 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:42:46'  && image=='José_Raúl_Capablanca_young_cr.jpg') {

'>>92653024
When will attackbabs learn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92655031 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:37:14'  && image=='ZQiJXa2p.gif') {

'https://lichess.org/ZQiJXa2p/black
Why did my opponent offer a draw?
>eagerly awaiting someone to analyze the game and name whatever openings & gambits each of us used'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92655148 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:47:01') {

'Dina said that her and Andrea shared a bed for 10 days. They just immediately fell asleep I'm sure.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92655171 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:49:13') {

'>>92645039
Alexandra is much more beautiful, like almost objectively so. Anyone who thinks Andrea is hotter got their brains warped by instathots and don't know classical beauty when they see it.

With that said though, Alex is the older one (points need to be taken off for this) and Andrea is way less of a cunt and genuinely seems like a decent person.
Overall, Andrea does have more going for her.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92655844 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:20:49'  && image=='1712426790034850.png') {

'>>92655031
Modern defense. Generally you shouldn't move the bishop/knight to places where you can easily be kicked out with pawns.
Also, he could've had to go somewhere. It's either draw offer or he just closes the tab/resigns.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92656832 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:48:48'  && image=='IMG_3679.jpg') {

'Regular chess cannot compete with crazyhouse.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92657867 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:47:25') {

'>>92656832
*Bughouse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92658454 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:18:22') {

'>>92656832
Could you theoretically have 16 pawns?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92659717 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)07:00:47') {

'>>92658454
Only if your opponent doesn't capture any of your pawns, and misses at least one recapture (if you sac pieces on pawns), I think, or lets your king to do the last captures of unprotected pawns.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92659844 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)07:20:45'  && image=='Fataliyeva, Ulviyya.jpg') {

'congrats to Ulviyya Fataliyeva for winning the European Women's Chess Championship 2024';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92660254 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)08:25:10') {

'>>92657867
Where can you play bughouse online'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92660526 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)09:05:44') {

'>>92660254
chess.wrongsite lets you do it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92661770 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)11:53:17') {

'>>92660526
>wrongsite
I lost count how many times someone asked Lichess to add Bughouse (I did it too). The .com still needs to work on their pairing software for Bughouse tournaments, which I recommend to avoid for now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92663008 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)14:23:04'  && image=='16 pawns crazyhouse.png') {

'>>92658454
The fastest way I can find with the analysis board is with black moving only pawns, and the white queen doing the captures in a way that only the last one is also a check. Max I had in a real game was 12.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92663516 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:16:06') {

'>>92651863
5/5 now
going for the B section was a great idea after all'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92663734 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:34:43'  && image=='c8gDQ7yZ.gif') {

'It feels cheap to win like this, but it's a 3:00+0:03 game... did I just beat a fish?
https://lichess.org/c8gDQ7yZ/black'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92663973 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:02:03') {

'>>92663734
White trades his most advanced piece 3 times in a row. It looks like an 800 player to me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92665921 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:45:33') {

'>>92655844
>he could've had to go somewhere
It happened to me once, terrible feeling.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92665959 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:51:30') {

'>>92633598
Both girls hate each other for ruining their "I'm the only girl vs all the boys" shtick.

Neither would play if it wasn't a "boys game"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92666058 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)20:03:07') {

'>>92645030
FIDE recently raised the rating floor, so there should be some rating inflation in the next few years. I bet that a dozen players will cross 2800, but then Carlsen could also make a last attempt to reach 2900.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92666328 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)20:43:18') {

'>>92665959
>rated over 2000
I think they just like chess a lot, anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92666595 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:27:08') {

'>>92633598
>BetterHelp
sponsor dropped:
https://www.chess.com/blog/CHESScom/an-open-letter-from-danny-rensch-on-our-betterhelp-partnership'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92667204 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)22:48:56') {

'I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92668495 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)02:36:50') {

'>>92639775
>https://www.fide.com/news/2994
8.5 millions is a lot of money: Dubai again?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92668622 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:03:17') {

'>>92667204
It's fine anon, but don't play over the board in a kitchen...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92669402 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)06:10:00'  && image=='Screenshot.png') {

'Whoever made the Botez discord is a genius.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92670481 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:47:55') {

'TePe Sigeman & Co, round 5:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0TUJTnsRu8


Sardinia World Chess Festival, round 6:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BV1mn3Btc0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkEsGrwccE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92671187 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:14:44') {

'why are chess tournaments split between genders? you'd think chess is the one game that views this concept as beneath them';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92672753 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:07:42') {

'gibe two solid but lesser played openings to learn
i'm thinking caro-kann for black and some english variation for white'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92672759 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:08:43') {

'>>92669402
>>92670481
don't you get bored of orbiting whores?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92672874 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:22:22') {

'>>92666595
what happened?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92672940 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:29:04') {

'>>92672753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird's_Opening
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%BCnfeld_Defence'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92673061 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:41:05') {

'>>92672874
someone pointed out at that company past:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BetterHelp#Criticism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92673557 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:34:20') {

'>>92673061
why on earth would not fucking do your due diligence as a major company sponsoring another?
is danny rensch so jewish he wouldn't expect people to notice?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92673577 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:36:19') {

'>>92665959
women amirite'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92675483 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:54:12') {

'>>92672759
don't you get bored of hating women?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92676245 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:49:55') {

'>>92671187
>why are chess tournaments split between genders?
they aren't.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92677205 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:32:16') {

'>>92644123
I love how they"ve split the prize fund.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92677525 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)00:19:55') {

'>>92676245
Why is there a womens league?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92677913 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:25:23') {

'>>92677525
If they find a sponsor they can do whatever they want.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92678017 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:39:02') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92678574 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)03:09:35') {

'>d4
>c6'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92678827 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)04:01:54') {

'>>92675483
i'm a feminist actually which is why i don't watch zoomer whores on youtube using their tits for views and money'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92679644 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)07:11:01') {

'>>92678827
>using their tits
The Botez is actually crushing a FIDE rated tournament this time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92680764 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)10:21:38') {

'I fucking hate Cucksen, Fatpo and Cuckaru.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92680783 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)10:25:12') {

'I love Niemann, Kramnik and Ding.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92680930 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)10:41:55') {

'>>92679644
not surprised, they are actually not attractive. moustaches for starters are not hot on a girl.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92681046 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)10:54:14'  && image=='1713924411377091.jpg') {

'>>92678574
>e4 e5
>nf3 d6'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92681449 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)11:37:44') {

'>>92672759
Have you seen her hips?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92682985 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:24:41') {

'>>92680930
Pedo claim tbphwy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92684230 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:18:26') {

'>>92637392
she'll do the Sharjah Masters too:

https://chess-results.com/tnr902564.aspx?lan=1&art=0&turdet=YES'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92686829 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:08:58'  && image=='board (10).gif') {

'Do you even play chess for fun?

notice the blundered move

>#'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92686859 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:13:59') {

'>>92686829
10, 13, 26.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92688563 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:51:13') {

'>>92684230
My waifu Anna-Maja is in the Challengers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92690047 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)07:05:05') {

'>>92670481
>Sardinia World Chess Festival, round 8:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzA39IJbSzk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92690746 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:32:11') {

'chesd :DDDDDDDD';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92692207 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:44:36') {

'>>92686829
Hanging mate then both players hanging their queens then both players hanging their knights.
I play chess for fun which is why I never play chess.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92692514 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:32:28') {

'>>92690047
Alexandra is 7.5/8 now. Impressive!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92692619 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:48:50') {

'Carlsen, Hikaru and Anand will be in Morocco’s Casablanca on May 18th and 19th:

https://indianexpress.com/article/sports/chess/explained-chess-format-viswanathan-anand-magnus-carslen-casablanca-9305474/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92695174 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)19:09:46') {

'>>92692514
Is it enough to be in the Canadian team for the Olympiad?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92695867 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)20:58:32') {

'there's been exactly three players in all of chess who could be called great
Morphy, Tal, and Fischer
everyone else was a poser'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92697583 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:38:51') {

'>>92654502
never

>>92695867
https://2700chess.com/historical-masters
>Capablanca > Tal > Morphy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92697819 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:23:50'  && image=='sardinia world chess festival football match.jpg') {

'>chess is not a sport';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92698425 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:36:38') {

'Sardinia World Chess Festival, last round!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFnnFZvxKS0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXezhQvqqx0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92701081 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:11:13') {

'>>92697819
I E
F D
1 0
[] 0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92701508 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:55:26'  && image=='game.gif') {

'just had this cute quick mate.
low rated fast chess is weird, you do developing moves that you have seen a hundred times and you either get winning position out of nowhere and it feels totally unearned, or get losing position and feel like miserable failure.
also 99% accuracy 4 acpl, but that happens with mates out of the book opening'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92701910 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:49:26'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-05-04 144616.png') {

'Can someone tell me why my move was a mistake I cant see it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92701987 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:57:39') {

'are there any chess girls streamers i can simp for while learning chess';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92702440 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:55:07') {

'>>92701910
Qxe1 Nxe1 cxd5, protect or move knight, dxc4 bxc4
basically forced line and you are entering a clearly lost knight vs rook endgame with no chances for complication'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92702841 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:42:36') {

'>>92701987
Judit Polgar, Pia Cramling, and Irina Krush.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92702910 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:51:24'  && image=='svet.jpg') {

'>>92702841
think i like svetlana'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92703090 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:18:37') {

'>page 8
>one week bump limit

NEW

>>92703081
>>92703081
>>92703081

NEW'
;

}

}
}