'Cruises might appeal to you. They're essentially a vacation in a box, the only thing you have to figure out is how to get to/from the port.';

'all inclusive resort on a beach. go somewhere quiet like one of the smaller islands off fiji, many of the resorts there have 16-24 rooms so there is literally nobody there. all inclusive means all the meals are included in the price, so you just show up, sit around on the beach, swim around, eat, sleep.';

'>>2640439
>>2640440
Could also go the opposite direction. A nice secluded cabin, leave your phone at home and bring some books. Pick a Scandinavian country';

'>>2640414
Beach, Lake, Skiing, Cruise';

'>>2640414
>doesn't need the added stress of planning different things to do every day of vacation?
You don't actually have to do activities and shit on your vacation, I like to go to comfy safe european citys and just do some moderate day drinking and wander around';

'>>2640414
Don't go to Thailand. I was stressed by how dog shit their english is.';

'>>2640414
>posts picture of a Thai McDonald’s that’s probably in pattaya
>asks where I should go
Just fucking go to pattaya you loser lmao';

'>>2640414
Pick somewhere you can simply walk out the door and do all sorts of different things. Hiking, beach, bars, food markets, restaurants, bicycling, historical shit. No need to plan, just go where your heart desires.';

'>>2640533
Thai people were more friendly and spoke better English than japanese when I visited';

'>>2642560
>t. Loser faggot retard';

'>>2640414
a middle size european city break is usually comfy for me
i spend a lot of time in the hotel room
go out for a wander, if the main tourist attractions are too busy i just skip';

'>>2640414

I went to an all-inclusive resort in Cancún, Mexico for a week. It was a gay resort and got to know 11 men from all over.

This was my schedule:

- 7am-8am: start my day at the gym
- 9 am-10am: meet up with my friends for breakfast
- 10am-3pm: get a cocktail from the tiki bar and lay by the pool with friends or alone at the beach, meet guys, get some snacks (didn't really have lunch) , fall asleep, sometimes meet a guy early
-3pm-9pm: go to the other pool and meet guys or meet friends for dinner if i already met someone
-9pm-12am: party started, usually there's a 'theme'
-12am-???: afterparty at the other pool. if you know, you know

one of those days i went outside the resort to see the mayan ruins but you don't have to do it. could also go scuba diving or whatever excursions. literally just turn your brain off and be degenerate for a week and go back home. that's what they are designed for.';

'>>2643071
filth';

'>>2643071
Gross';

'>>2643071
Hope your doin good Mike. I had fun splashing you in the pool and stealing your sunglasses for the rest of the day ;)';

'>>2640414
Resort in Philippines or Vietnam.';

'>>2643071
Blue Chairs in PV is like this. Such a good time. Especially when the cruise ships are in town and all the dancers come to visit.';

'>>2643071
I hope your week of sodomy was worth it for an eternity in hell';

'>>2642570
Why are you so mad at the truth.? Of all the languages of the world, why choose the one you gotta say "Krap" at the end of each and every sentence?';

'>>2643071
>if you know, you know
I don't know. Please elaborate?';

'>>2644749
Cope, polite particles show that Thais are invested in a polite, pleasant, and smooth social interaction.

Meanwhile in America (I deal with people all day) I have gross fat slovenly unkempt sacks of dogshit BARKING at me.';

'+1 for a A beach trip to Mexico.';

'>>2643071
Are you also gay or are just gay resorts that good in general?';

'>>2640414
Lol why would you work just to spend money on that when you could be sleeping in and crying.';

'>>2644871
>Cope, polite particles show that Thais are invested in a polite, pleasant, and smooth social interaction
Crap
>Meanwhile in America (I deal with people all day) I have gross fat slovenly unkempt sacks of dogshit BARKING at me.
Crap
Maybe don't work retail jobs and life will be better.';

'>>2645061
>Maybe REAL BIG BOY JOB AHHH

Can’t escape it by hunching in the office. You gotta leave your dork pod to commute etc';

'>>2645148
>office
It's 2024, who works in a fucking office anymore?';

'>>2645221
medical personnel';

'>>2645226
After 2020 we all knew they're just agents of the system anyway.';