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class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/trv/';
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public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Is Pyongyang better than Seoul?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Is Pyongyang better than Seoul?';
int postNumber = 2641739;
String image = '1712432814355541.jpg';
String date = '04/06/24(Sat)15:46:54';
String comment = 'Is mongering possible?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2641743 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)15:55:50') {

'>>2641739
https://www.dailynk.com/english/south-hamgyong-province-rural-areas-suffer-severe-food-shortages/'
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}

if(Sage && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2641774 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:36:04') {

'>>2641739
No
& no

Sage'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2642166 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)14:35:45') {

'>>2641743
>Glowie website'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643854 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)09:02:16') {

'>>2641739
well at least its not Canada lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643889 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)10:19:53') {

'>>2641739
If you're a white dude in nork you're part of a tour group which is under 24/7 surveillance. You're not going anywhere or doing anything they don't want you to see or do. Remember they beat some idiot to death because he took a poster as a souvenir.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644334 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)13:08:06') {

'>>2643889
He could've gotten all the free propaganda posters he wanted if he only asked.
Zero tolerance for thieves is gigabased'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644436 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)19:32:21') {

'>>2643889
I can't believe trespassing and stealing results in being treated as a criminal. When will (((they))) release the autopsy report for the kikes death?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644439 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)19:54:14') {

'>half the threads on the board are "WAAAAAH LE TOURISTS ARE RUINING MY SECRET PLACES"
>the other half are "where can I have easy sex with desperate women"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644445 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:11:50') {

'What a stupid fucking thread. OP must have severe brain damage.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644568 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:29:36') {

'>>2644439
welcome to /trv/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644574 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:49:09') {

'>>2644334
>He could've gotten all the free propaganda posters he wanted if he only asked.
There's a 50/50 chance this is literally true, if you phrased it as impressed by the patriotic aesthetic of the artwork and a way to remember your time here by displaying it proudly in your home for your guests to see and ask you about your trip...you'd probably be given one and a few other souvenirs.
The other 50/50 would have them calling it a state secret though and demanding you delete any pictures you took.

He didn't want the poster though, he wanted to steal something from the regime as a dare.
I knew a guy that did something similar on every trip in China, a train conductors hat, some poor guys ID card...he was a buyer for a clothing company and came over to get samples from factories and he and his coworkers had a competition to steal the most outrageous thing...it was fucking stupid really.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644623 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)07:13:30') {

'>>2641739
Are you retarded?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2645076 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:12:34') {

'Pyongyang is better than Seoul because you can still witness natural Korean beauty. This is something forever lost in the South. Even the most beautiful natural southern beautiful still get work done. She won’t ever be satisfied with herself.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2645092 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:55:02'  && image=='1694795783741.jpg') {

'>>2641739
best burger in pyongyang?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2646334 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:29:13') {

'>>2643889
>you're part of a tour group
There are exceptions. I wonder what the deal is with foreign Kim Il-sung university students though, like russians. they get freedom of movement, but are they allowed to have sex? Do they sit them down and bluntly tell them that? The regime has forced abortions of half-chinese babies so I do wonder.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2646352 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:14:31') {

'The answer to your second question is "yes", actually, there's a Chinese place that does it in the Yanggakdo hotel if I recall correctly, no norks though';

}

}
}