import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/trv/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Festivals General(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Festivals General';
int postNumber = 2643012;
String image = '1712667369968637.jpg';
String date = '04/09/24(Tue)08:56:09';
String comment = 'Anyone traveling for festivals this spring or summer?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643014 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:04:05') {

'Yup. Going to Tomorrowland Belgium this year. Been to Ultra Miami last month and plan to go to EDC Orlando in November. Festivalchads eating good as usual.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643029 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:41:04') {

'>>2643012
Seems to be a bit of a down year for metal festivals, at least for my taste. Looked into Radar festival but getting to Manchester around then is painfully expensive.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643050 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)11:06:48') {

'>>2643012
Festivals have been dead since COVID, only normies go to that shit now, hence the prices.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643052 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)11:11:01') {

'>>2643050
This is only true for the big name mainstream festivals. Plenty of smaller ones that are arguably better than ever.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643060 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)11:44:58') {

'>>2643050
>hasn't been to a festival in the last four years'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643069 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)12:08:33'  && image=='resonate.jpg') {

'>>2643050
I just got back from 3 days at Suwannee. Had a really great time. I don't think I saw any zoomers to cramp the vibes. Minimal niggers too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643109 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:44:09') {

'>>2643050
Work trade my guy...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643258 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:58:58') {

'how do you guys find these? Just through google or what?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643282 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)23:16:04') {

'>>2643012
I have too much repressed trauma from having an abandoning narcissistic mother so when I do drugs I become acutely aware that my “real self” died and a hollow “false self” took its place as a defense mechanism against a hostile and destabilizing home life.

When I do drugs I realize that I’m just an empty mask acting out whatever makes me palatable to whoever happens to be around me at the time and I collapse internally. I am literally not a person but just a mannequin with many masks.

This is why I can’t go to festivals. Seeing a bunch of real people with solid identities enjoying themselves while I’m just an empty mask while on hard drugs is too much to bear'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643292 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)23:47:49') {

'>>2643282
Yep it's over for those of us raised by narcs. I don't even want to get into how my life looks now well into my adult years as a result'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643332 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)02:35:46') {

'Don't know it it counts as a festival, but I'm going to a 2-day goregrind event in Prague next week. The prices at the venue are absurdly cheap and I can cover all travel costs (plane, hotel, food, etc) for the same price as a big euro metal festival.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643484 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:41:37'  && image=='resonate-suwannee-amp-stage.png') {

'>>2643069
I forgot to mention a 3 day pass was only ~$200.
So really the money is only an excuse if you're going to one of those big normie fests sponsored by Bud Light or some shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643488 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:52:30') {

'>>2643258
Yeah, there's a festival for damn near anything. Just gotta search for it, there's a good chance it has an Internet presence of some kind.

https://tokyocheapo.com/events/kanamara-penis-festival/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2643492 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:03:19'  && image=='electric-forest.png') {

'>>2643258
https://www.musicfestivalwizard.com/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644279 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:46:16'  && image=='flying.jpg') {

'Anybody wanna give me a ride?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644300 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:47:09'  && image=='23000404_267782913744165_987844099931984211_o.jpg') {

'>>2643484
>only ~
last festival I went was the apache lake festival, $70 for two days and included camping next to a gorgeous desert lake. that was in 2017, but I dosed a lot of LSD and it rewired my brain
hell I can remember when Coachella tickets cost about $200'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644697 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:51:30') {

'>>2644300
>some literal who fest
>$70
there's your issue
Also, Coachella is a corporate shit hole, fuck that.
You need a healthy medium when it comes to festivals, big enough to attract decent talent, but small enough to go unnoticed by corporations.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644705 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:30:41') {

'>>2644697
Oh fuck off already. Woodstock won't ever happen again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2644719 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)15:11:21') {

'>>2644705
Woodstock was a psyop, I don't want that either.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2645324 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:29:16'  && image=='1539536689598.jpg') {

'>>2644279
I unironically need a ride to a festival in Arkansas at the beginning of June. Anybody wanna give me a lift from Florida?
picture unrelated'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2645329 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:03:34') {

'>>2645324
I’d do terrible things to her when she was on multiple hard drugs and I was only mildly drunk. God'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2646326 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:18:01') {

'>>2645329
what sort of drugs are we talking'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2646330 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:22:28') {

'>>2643012
Grow up y'all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2646347 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:01:56') {

'>>2646326
getting woke on Bud Light'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2647445 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:17:10') {

'>>2643050
try again, retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2647454 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:33:24') {

'>>2645324
Ketamine, Molly, and ghb :D. If she was just a drinker then I’d spike the bud light with the latter'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2647669 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:08:48') {

'>>2647454
those are gay drugs, get better taste.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2648096 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)07:16:18') {

'not a festival but going to boris brejcha in vienne, France, this June, anyone else goin?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2650639 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:38:47'  && image=='6oxpgr43r78b1.jpg') {

'>>2643012
I would very much like to, but I live too far away from any good one.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2652109 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:54:37'  && image=='081d968c66f9ccc5d67016be372f7c56.jpg') {

'>>2643012
Just heading home from one.'
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}

}
}