'>>2647044
What's your travel itinerary, PH bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtiMB6CZKU
This looks very good.';

'>>2647068
>roastie travel advice
SKIP';

'>>2647079
If men sexpat its mongering and helping deh local economy, but if women sexpat its because dey roastie. Lul. Double Standards.';

'>>2647079
>>roastie travel advice
She isn't a roastie.';

'>>2647096
Oh come on man that creature is stereotypical roastie';

'Can anyone give me a QRD on Davao City or any other cities in Mindanao? I work in Asia on rotation and can spend 2 weeks there every 2 weeks. I want to look for a wife. Any info is good on Mindanao in general
No cooming, no hookers.';

'>>2647141
>Any info is good on Mindanao in general
>Mindanao – Level 3: Reconsider Travel
>The Philippine government maintains a state of emergency and greater police presence in the Cotabato City area, and in the Maguindanao, North Cotabato, and Sultan Kudarat provinces.
>Terrorist and armed groups continue to conduct kidnappings, bombings, and other attacks targeting U.S. citizens, foreigners, civilians, local government institutions, and security forces.
>The U.S. government has limited ability to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens in Mindanao as U.S. government employees must obtain special authorization to travel there.
https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/philippines-travel-advisory.html';

'>>2647143
>b-b-but the state department s-s-says..
Yeah, nice. No competition. I'm not scared of warnings like this. State dept warns about almost everywhere.
Stop being a woman
Any men been there and give info?';

'>>2647147
Davao is probably perfectly safe but you might want to avoid dicking around in those areas they listed.';

'>>2647156
Sure. Only gonna be staying in Davao going from my hotel to Ayala mall for dates anyway.
Anyone been to General Santos?';

'What type of pants should I wear for the tropics that protect me from the sun, bugs, and can be worn if I go mountain trekking (where it gets cold)

Is there a holy grail of mediocrit that fills this criteria for pants?';

'>>2647143
>>2647147
>>2647156
>>2647173
Oldfag here. I was in davao 10 years ago met a nurse got married. Still together.
Davao is.... kinda safe. I was there when they bombed roxas markets a few years ago.
If you draw a straight line from davao city to cagayan you could pretty much be ok on that route on a bus during daytime. At night things get shifty. Dont go south of davao, west of davao. Abu sayeff,MILF or some other batshit insane group will cut off your heads
Travel insurance most likely will not cover you in mindanao, they say they do but when you put in a claim they point to the government do not travel warnings and scam you and not pay up
People are much more conservative and that can be annoying
If you travel via bus in and out of davao they have military check points where everyone gets off, gets checked, gets back on. Annoying and i dont even feel like it makes a difference
I was also there when in a bar two pinoys asked a guy for a beer he declined and they shot him dead point blank. That was outside of davao city though';

'When shit goes down in the Philippines you cannot rely on anyone helping you. Not even the police.
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_hostage_crisis#:~:text=A%20man%20who%20had%20been,were%20killed%20in%20the%20incident.
There are so many other cheaper countries in SEA. The Philippines is a shit hole. If i wasnt married I would never go back.';

'>>2647320
The phils are not for you and that's ok. You got filtered. There's nothing wrong with that. Go to Japan. Maybe that'll be more your speed.';

'>>2647323
I live in mindanao retard. Nothing filtered me and you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.';

'>>2647096
>generic green bikini thumbnails that don't appear in the video
>not a roastie
she won't have sex with you';

'>>2647315
Jesus. Ok. Thanks for the informed reply. My other option was spending time in Indonesia looking for a good wife, I guess you'd think that's a better option?
Is there nowhere in PH where you can make a little idyllic rural paradise in a great community?
I guess they are lacking ancient and comex culture which provides generations of morals and values.';

'>>2647365
And if she did, that discussion is NOT permitted on /trv/.';

'The police not getting involved is great. It means you can solve your own problems your own way. I've solved lots of problems here and delt with lots of problem people all on my own :)

It's a problem for decrepit retirees, but as a young and capable man I have offered to solve problems for guys like that too, for a bit of payment. They are much more willing to trust a white guy than a Filipino with sensitive tasks.

Not enough to make a living, to be sure, but enough to make it worthwhile on occasion.

Most expat communities solve their own serious problems extrajudicially here. It's why Filipinos know not to fuck with the boomers too much :)';

'>>2647311
>What type of pants should I wear for the tropics that protect me from the sun, bugs, and can be worn if I go mountain trekking (where it gets cold)
Adidas Fleece Pants';

'>>2647369
>Is there nowhere in PH where you can make a little idyllic rural paradise in a great community?
Baguio
Batangas
Cavite
Dumaguete
Laguna
Subic Bay';

'>>2647373
>They are much more willing to trust a white guy than a Filipino with sensitive tasks.
This is why there are too many white boomers here';

'>>2647373
>Most expat communities solve their own serious problems extrajudicially here. It's why Filipinos know not to fuck with the boomers too much :)
Got any examples? Unless you're cubadork talking about killing chickens';

'>>2647378
>Dumaguete
I went here a couple of years ago because of it's peaceful and safe retirement reputation.
I found the expats to be extremely old, decrepit, withdrawn, uglyday drinkers.
Is this what PH expats are generally like';

'>>2647373
>It's why Filipinos know not to fuck with the boomers too much :)
It's mostly the other way around. Nobody, mainly the police and witnesses/locals, are going to care very much about a foreigner getting killed. It gets swept under the rug or goes unsolved. Exceptions are the foreigner bounty hunters/mercs in Mindanao.
>>2647386
Cubanigger throwing glass bottles at trike drivers is child's play compared to everything else';

'>>2647396
>Cubanigger throwing glass bottles at trike drivers is child's play compared to everything else
Ok. I wanna know the types of problems and solutions. Looking for a place to retire or semi retire. I actually don't want drama or problems at all though. Does PH attract them? The expats look bedraggled, dysfunctional and troubled on the whole, from my understanding';

'>>2647404
Most boomer zones are peaceful economic exploitation areas where Filipinos extract the boomers monthly retirement check out of him, in full.

Ph is very peaceful, but when problems DO happen, the police are incapable and unwilling to assist. The police in the country exist only as the personal militia of local government and politicians.

IE: breaking and entering robbery, or having your scooter stolen. You can make a police report but nothing will ever be investigated.

The problems I have personally solved om behalf of boomers have almost all been related to theft of valuable items, or resolving an extortion attempt.';

'I terms of solutions, you either go and get your belonging yourself and accept you may need to crack a few heads, or you pay thugs to do it for you.

If somebody is extorting you, you bribe their friends to tell you where they are, then you go and beat them up or hire people to best them up.

You have to be careful of knives but stab vests are easy to come by and you just wear a shirt over them. You let them stab you in the abdomen and then you disarm them or hit them in the head with a sap.

Even if you kill somebody here you can resolve it extrajudicially by paying blood money to their family. Not in all cases but say it's an accident. I have coordinated blood money payments in a couple cases now over vehicle accident death and one allergic reaction. ($5000 for the accident. $1000 for allergic reaction death, boomer didn't call ambulance and freaked out and basically let his gf/mistress die. )';

'Not that an ambulance would have made it in time mind you. He just didn't do anything, put her in bed, and then said she died in her sleep.

It came out she had a reaction and her family wanted to go to court etc. Boomer didn't want that so I talked to both sides to see what the family really wanted. Money, of course. 50k pesos and they part ways.

Accident death was a child who was always playing in the street and was unsupervised. Boomer crunched their skull with their truck and drove away without seemingly realizing it. Locals recognized the truck and the police got involved but it was essentially hearsay and nothing could be proven. Boomer layered up and nothing came of it.

So some of the male family members decided they would hurt the boomer and fuck with him to get revenge (they have time to do this but not watch the children to make sure they are safe, of course).

The boomer was feeling guilty but also like he didn't want to throw himself at the mercy of the court by confessing, so a blood money payment was arranged for the aggrieved. They left him alone completely after that.';

'Stolen scooter/motorcycle retrieval is something I have done a couple times. If you buy a scooter here put a GPS tag on it.

I've only had to pull a gun once, which is risky because foreigners aren't allowed to have guns. Basically if you draw you're going to have to discard the weapon after, because any flip could report it to police and illegal gun owning is one thing they take seriously (of course, the faggot pigs).

Anyways this is all very stupid. I don't recommend doing any of it yourself. Leave it to psychopaths like me or thugs you hire yourself.

Or simply pay the police to do their job. That is an option also, though it can get pricey. IE: you know who committed a crime against you but police won't do anything. Offer the police chief a gift to show him how grateful you are for what he does for the community, and make your complaint.

Lots of police also moonlight as the "thugs" I mentioned, since they can pack heat and get away with it.

So many ways to solve problems here, it's really fun. I get a little bit giddy when things start getting sketchy, because it means I get to have another adventure.';

'The real shit is when the police are the ones extorting you. If that happens you're kind of fucked.

Certain places with certain types of crime going on the cops pull double duty as the scammers, and nobody will have your back against them.

There is little recourse except to move away if you have gotten into that type of trouble.

Paying them off won't work. They will just come back again later for more, especially if they know where you live. If cops are extorting you and you cant move basically you need to coordinate monthly protection money and accept you're their bitch. This is something that happens to diddlers here. Cops instead of arresting them extort them for a monthly payout with the threat hanging over their heads, and promise that they have been blacklisted for exit clearance from the country.

This all might sound a bit extreme but I am only talking about the extreme cases. If you mind your own business and live in a gated community you don't have to deal with any of it and can have a nice peaceful life here.

The rule of PH is mostly that you will only be targeted if you make yourself a vulnerable target.';

'>>2647409
Pseudo Steven Seagal shit
You're not making any sense, John Rambo. I used to live in Phnom Penh, the police were also corrupt and inept. Expats never but a red bandana on and went vigilante schizo. They just paid the police to get off their ass and do their job. Often beating and a bit if torturing if needed. I don't understand how it wouldn't be the same there.
Sorry to disturb your action movie';

'I have lived in the Philippines for a very long time, almost 10 years, and thankfully I nor anyone I have lived with has had to go to the police for anything. The worst we had to do was go to the barangay for a noise complaint. You can read all this and think the Philippines is a shithole filled with crime and other nonsense but nowhere I have ever lived here has been like that.';

'>>2647422
It sounds like the cubafaggot writing about his degeneracy and scumbaggery again.
I preferred it when he namefagged so I could skip his posts';

'>>2647369
why not try both Indonesia and PH?
finding a wife is one thing, but why would you want to raise kids anywhere in SEA??';

'>>2647427
I am not him but if I'm going to raise hapa kids I'd rather do it in SEA. Made up my mind about staying here and not going back to the US because of that.';

'>>2647427
>finding a wife is one thing, but why would you want to raise kids anywhere in SEA??
Why would I want to bring a hot young skinny exotic Asian girl back to the US to be constantly hit on by wealthier better looking guys, get infected with feminism and be constantly reminded by other women that shr should be happy and she deserves half my hard-earned wealth?';

'>>2647428
I guess US is bad, but western Europe would be way better than SEA. At least kids could do outdoor activities and move safely around by themselves. Free education and healthcare is a plus
>>2647432
I'm talking about raising kids, not bringing the girl to the west immediately
pair bond with her properly in her country, keep her occupied and stop degeneracy immediately and she will be fine. why she would need to interact with western roasties at all?';

'>>2647433
>I'm talking about raising kids, not bringing the girl to the west immediately
>pair bond with her properly in her country, keep her occupied and stop degeneracy immediately and she will be fine. why she would need to interact with western roasties at all?
Dude. Wait a number of years before bringing her to the West? You mean when the romance and love is wearing? When according to studies, couples find their most challenging period and are most likely to divorce? THEN you bring her to the West?';

'BTW Facebook reads what you post on 4chan. Not quite sure exactly how they do it, but check this out.

I haven't mentioned stab vests online ever maybe in the past several years, or bought them online. My ads on FB were all real estate until just now.

Mentioned vests on 4chan once and immediately begin getting served ads for body armor on Facebook.

Now you know how 4chan makes its money, and why the rules enforcement is the way it is.';

'>>2647422
Would it be a good idea when moving to a community to pay the police chief a visit and buy some new laptops for the station for Christmas, give a few gifts to build a relationship? Or better just as incognito as possible?';

'>>2647440
It's not like that. It's only if you need something or are in a business where you need police on your side or to overlook something.';

'>>2647439
Oh shit that is creepy. Zuckbook knows I'm a raging antisemite';

'I've started a 3 week backpacking trip to the Philippines, and I've been so far to Manila, Baguio and currently visiting a friend in Boracay.

I plan to see some other islands but I'm not really enjoying it so far, does it get much better?

I've been already traveling for over a month so maybe it's the exhaustion but I really miss the easiness and convenience of Thailand and Vietnam. The though of having to take more flights and ferries just puts me off and makes me consider cutting my trip short or going back to Thailand.';

'>>2647433
You need to keep your wife in an environment where the women in the society are all envious of her for her man (you) and are all trying to steal you away - forcing her to always be trying to be the perfect wife.
Do not reverse this dynamic';

'>>2647444
>does it get much better?
No. PH is horrible for backpackers. If you want a change of pace go try the surfing/expat community at siargao.

Also it's literally the hottest summer in recent history at the moment. Horrible time to be "backpacking" anywhere in PH.';

'>>2647448

Thanks anon. Is it worth it if I don't surf?';

'>>2647433
Here where I live in rural PH there's lots of room for kids to run around and other kids for them to play with. I only plan on having one kid. Unlike some of the freaks on here I never had the intention of leaving behind a bunch of little bastards either. No child of mine will go fatherless.

>>2647440
Just wave to the cops and smile at them when you go through a checkpoint. That's the only interaction that's ever needed. Their business is flip business that as long as you are not the victim or perpetrator of a crime you have no need to care about. Keep in mind the local laws. Have identification on you at all times in the form of your passport and if you have been issued one your ACR I-Card.';

'>>2647446
I don't think you necessarily need to make your wife feel like she's living in a teleserye. That's kinda retarded. Having a nice drama-free life with no bullshit is a much better path to take. That doesn't only go for you not acting like a lecherous freak but also means you need to choose a wife who is a trustworthy kind of person. I didn't marry my ex for a reason. We would break up and she would go fuck someone else and I'd do the same. I wouldn't act jealous because we weren't in a relationship but she would freak out at me all the time because other girls were interested in me. Is that really what you want to be dealing with all the time? Perhaps it boosts your ego knowing someone else might want you but if you don't love your wife enough to not actually do things that are going to make her jealous you're just going to have a shit relationship. I already had a shit one and it wasn't fun. I'm not going back to that.';

'>>2647457
That's quite a blog, can you be more succinct?';

'>>2647458
It's only 4 lines of text anon. You can either go back to school and learn to read at more than a 2nd grade level or perhaps ask chatgpt to summarize it for you.';

'>>2647449

Its a bad time to backpack considering that we are currently experiencing El Niño phenomenon the equivalent of scorching hot drought mode. Of course you'd feel tired its too hot even for Philippines standards.';

'In case of anybody here is being curious over where in the Philippines has copious amounts of spicy Latinas or Mestizas, I rummaged through Spanish era sources just to find out:

https://web.archive.org/web/20160309030040/http://www.xeniaeditrice.it/zu%C3%B1igaIocrpdf.pdf

Page 539

https://ia601608.us.archive.org/10/items/bub_gb_ElhFAAAAYAAJ_2/bub_gb_ElhFAAAAYAAJ.pdf

Pages 31, 54, 113.

>The Spanish-Filipino population as a proportion of the provinces widely varied; with as high as 19% of the population of Tondo province [1]:539 (The most populous province and former name of Manila), to Pampanga 13.7%,[1]:539 Cavite at 13%,[1]:539 Laguna 2.28%,[1]:539 Batangas 3%,[1]:539 Bulacan 10.79%,[1]:539 Bataan 16.72%,[1]:539 Ilocos 1.38%,[2]:31 Pangasinan 3.49%,[2]:31 Albay 1.16%,[2]:54 Cebu 2.17%,[2]:113 Samar 3.27%,[2]:113 Iloilo 1%,[2]:113 Capiz 1%,[2]:113 Bicol 20%,[24] and Zamboanga 40%.[24] Overall the whole Philippines, even including the provinces with no Spanish settlement, as summed up, the average percentage of Spanish Filipino tributes amount to 5% of the total population.[1][2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos

Whereas Mexicans formed 2.33% of the population and are concentrated in

Manila, Fort Santiago, Cavite, Cagayan, Calamianes, Caraga, Cebu, Otón, and Zamboanga.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines';

'What suprised me is that 10% of Luzon and 2.7% of Cebu are mestizas, but its probably diluted by now the data is from 1700s.';

'>>2647459
>It's only 4 lines of text anon. You can either go back to school and learn to read at more than a 2nd grade level or perhaps ask chatgpt to summarize it for you
It's not the number of lines, it's the lack of concision and clarity. You kind of ramble on about freaks, jealousy and your ex-gf. What are you trying to express?';

'>>2647467
It's a 4chan post anon. This thread is always full of all kinds of rambling about different topics sometimes only vaguely related to the Philippines. If you can't figure out what I was trying to say from the first sentence alone perhaps you should just ignore it. If you can't handle stream of consciousness type posts you're ngmi here.';

'>>2647469
Listen faggot, I've been on 4chan since 2007. If you can't handle someone telling you your "stream of consciousness" reads like shit and makes no sense you're ngmi. Instead of getting sensitive and writing long defensive replies, why don't you just write a fucking clear sentence.';

'>>2647475
Makes perfect sense to me anon. Perhaps you just lack reading comprehension. I'm not going to dumb down a tossed off relationshit post just for you. None of my replies have been that long either. Perhaps they seem that way when viewed vertically on your mobile phone screen but none of them so far have gone beyond 2 lines on my 1080p laptop screen, the minimum resolution to not be considered poverty.';

'>>2647469
>>2647475
>>2647475
Didn't read';

'>>2647486
Don't care as long as I got the (You)';

'>>2647477
>Still can't write a single clarifying sentence. More fragile defensiveness
jfc. You were the woman in your past relationships. I found your problem for you. You're welcome';

'>>2647494
I wasn't but believe whatever makes you happy. I'm not interested in continuing a gay little slapfight with you indefinitely so it's better that way.';

'>>2647378
>>2647394
Duma has been ruined for at least a decade when reekay first moved there and made it popular with all the old retards. Notice how he never goes back there now? Its a total waste of time
>>2647421
Dont listen to rambo, hes full of bolla bolla
>>2647463
There are no mestizos left basically. Its just mutts mixed with more mutts at this point';

'>>2647494
>You were the woman in your past relationships

First 4chan tells me I will never be a woman. Now 4chan tells me I was always a woman. Which one is it?';

'>>2647519
Always be a faggot. If you're still unsure get ladyboy on tinder and have her peg you face down in the dirt';

'>>2647438
the most challenging period is when there is no kids or kids have grown up
pair bonding won't take years, then get her pregnant, then bring her to the west, few years later get her pregnant again
when the second or third kid is big enough she won't be so "young, hot, and skinny" anymore';

'>>2647446
agree except what matters is her immediate surroundings
don't know about US but in my western European country most Asians live in their own bubble, there are a lot of Asian-Asian couples and Asians hardly interact with local females, therefore achieving what you said isn't that difficult
then you should keep in touch with her friends/relatives back home and frequently visit third world countries to recalibrate her views';

'>>2647080
you're right, she does look a massive fucking (TRAVEL) slut.';

'>>2647444
>makes me consider cutting my trip short or going back to Thailand.
just think how you'll feel when you land at BKK...';

'>>2647444
Travel in the philippines really really grinds you down especially having to deal with retarded flips, eventually it becomes infuriating because everyone is fucking braindead bordering on extremely rude
I did manila, davao, cebu, davao, manila, by time i was back in manila i just wanted to leave the country. Inefficiency is one thing but dealing with these fucking cunts for any length of time makes my fucking piss boil
>go to grocery store
>what aisle is white rice
>sir we dont have
>you dont have rice?
>no sir we dont have
Find it myself. An entire fuckinf aisle full of RICE... god i hate these cunts so bad';

'>>2647572
Who in the Philippines buys their rice at the grocery store?';

'>>2647572
Lul really? I've been with Vietnamese and the English proficiency of Filipinos makes them easier to deal with than fucking Thailand or Vietnam. Yes, talking to no engrish speaking Thais or Viets is also infuriating like talking to dumb Filipinos but hey at least the latter can understand you.';

'>>2647573
Everyone';

'>>2647572
He's probably just used to retarded foreigners asking for dumb shit at the store so he automatically says no.';

'>>2647572
Shop at S&R or Landers next time.';

'>>2647583
There are dedicated stores/stalls dedicated to selling rice of different varieties that are cheaper. Same applies for buying vegetables where you will get straight up ripped off if you buy those from a grocery store. I don't ever see any people buying them.';

'>>2647588
>There are dedicated stores/stalls dedicated to selling rice of different varieties that are cheaper.
Not here in BGC.';

'>>2647591
Doing a bit of research tells me you could get rice delivered to you. BGC might be a bit too upmarket to have some kind of stall or something. Supermarket is typical retard tax.';

'>>2647576
If i ask for a beer they will not understand or bring me the bill. They are fucking retards. In vietnam, the word is BIA so when i say BEER they know every time! Viets by far are easier to deal with, smarter more on the ball business wise with a bit of go. Flips have none of that.';

'>>2647594
>a bit of research
Yeah dealing with monkeys on facebook lmao totally clueless';

'>>2647604
Never had any problems myself. Do you speak with some weird accent or something? People like you seem to fail at literally everything suggesting something is wrong with you. I ask for what I want. I get what I want. Bill out po. Done.

>>2647607
Facilitating shit over text messages is easy as can be. If you can't handle that how did you even get water? Did you buy it at the grocery store and lug it up to your condo?';

'>OI MAYTE YA GOT SUM ROOOISSS BACK THEYA? YA KNO?
>sir?
>YA KNOW. ROISS. ROOYYYCE. I WHANT ROYCE.
>n-no sir we don't have?!
>WHAT DA FOOK YA DONT HAVE ROIYYSSS IN THE SHOPPE??!
>very sorry sir don't have!
>ILL JUST FIND IT MESELF THEN, YA BLOODY CUNT
>ok po

This is what actually happened. These subhumans larp as speaking proper English on the internet but in person they speak with the dumbest fucking retard accents imaginable.';

'>>2647068
>"typical food"
>rat heads on a stick
kek'd';

'>>2647625
Doesn't look like any rat I've ever seen';

'>>2647460
36 C high and 28 C low forecast for Manila
versus 31 C high and 25 C low when I visited in December, with a nice breeze too';

'>>2647625
its a chicken head and its not bad tasting at all
Pinoyslop looks dirty but its okay tasting';

'>>2647626
Guinea pig heads, then?
One rodent is as good as another
>>2647617
Very likely the case
I spoke simple English in short sentences and never had a comprehension issue with people on the street.';

'>>2647632
Shit is nasty bro. Don't put that third world garbage in your mouth if you have any respect for yourself.';

'>>2647632
haha makes sense
a street vendor sold me two sticks of these outside a bar in Manila and told me they were rat
I believed him';

'>>2647637
Life is an adventure bruh
>>2647638
You can even see the chicken comb dude lmao';

'>>2647617
Im not american so i dont have an extremely poor fake accent';

'>>2647648
I am American and my accent is perfectly intelligible to Filipinos.';

'>>2647649
>I am American
My condolences';

'>>2647662
Nobody cares about whatever shithole you're from. I'm not even going to ask because I don't care and never think about it. Ever.';

'>>2647662
It's not that bad. At least I'm not a pajeet. I left behind all the good and bad things about the US and just live in the Philippines now.';

'>>2647649
>im american
Aaaand stopped reading. Blocked.';

'>>2647679
Must suck having an inferior accent. I don't even have one of the more ridiculous US accents. Save for a bit of regional weirdness I sound pretty normal.';

'>>2647691
No american sounds normal. They all have disgusting over the top stupid accents. Unlucky for you.';

'>>2647439
Its done by third party cookies. Ads bring cookies from third party sites which get sent back and used to personlize shit like this';

'I’m stuck in the Philippines. I’m married to a Filipina and I let her convince me to retire early and move here and live with her family. Within a month she’s bought air conditioners for every room. Bought a Toyota HiAce Granvia that carries the entire brood. Everywhere we go we carry everyone and feed them all and buy shit for them all. I will be back in the first world by this time next year and I will be completely broke. The only plus side is I’m fucking her college aged niece on the side.';

'>>2647703
Yet people in this country can actually understand what I'm saying to them and have on numerous occasions told me they struggle with other kinds of accents.';

'>>2647835
If you marry a Filipina you marry the entire family. Luckily for me my wife's family didn't expect any of this kind of stuff from me. I bought them some things but nothing crazy. We only have an air conditioner in our own room. Only her younger brother knows how to drive and he bought his own car.';

'>>2647862
Why do you think that is numbnuts, it doesnt take a genius to know.';

'>>2647865
I married an only child and I said from day one im never giving your parents money. They press her all the time though they know NOT to ask me. Her aunt called me a cheapskate, so I havent spoken to her in 10 years. Fucking bitch';

'>>2647617
So true

Most complaints you see towards a particular country or city is because the poster isn't forthcoming about their own stats. Can you speak English clearly? Are you black or brown? Are you an airhead roastie? The problem isn't (x) country. The problem is that you are a shitskin expecting to be treated as if you were a proper White male or a local.';

'>>2647870
Americans cant speak english properly. So how the fuck can they lecture anyone on speaking english';

'>>2647867
America's global cultural dominance, obviously. Good luck trying to undo that.';

'>>2647872
Tell us which globally dominant dialect you speak, friend!';

'>>2647872
Jeet hands typed this
>noo sarr we india speak best english!';

'>>2647877
Literally every nation on this planet despises you and wants you to go back home, yank.';

'>>2647888
I don't feel despised at all here in the Philippines. Everyone has always made me feel quite welcome. They sing our songs, they watch our movies, hell I'm sure your people even do in your country. This is just cope coming from someone from a lesser nation.';

'>>2647419
Good feedback here.
I'm here for work and generally interact with a dozen Police Colonels and the occasional very senior officer (as part of my work). Yes, they are incompetent, and you really don't want to piss them off. But when anyone pulls me over I just show them my photos with their overlords and get waved on immediately.

This is all PNP...NBI is a beast I'm still learning


>>2647439
This kind of stuff is terrible, especially when you know they are feeding it directly to the Israelis and killing people

https://blog.paulbiggar.com/meta-and-lavender/';

'>>2647891
Filipino here.
We have all manner of insulting names we call you. You think we are jolly when we smile and laugh. We are joking about you and how small your penis must be.';

'>>2647883
Indian English is very understandable. Filipinos speak broken English and even Taglish at times.';

'>>2647896
Nice try Rajesh';

'>>2647835
if her niece is "college aged" how old is she???

>>2647770
>>2647439
people here are too retarded to disable third party cookies or separate their social media activities?';

'Got back from a three week trip and we loved it. Started in Makati with few plans but to move around, Mt Bucari in Iloilo and Mt Bandiland in Siquijor were our favorites.

Regardless of where we were at, everyone was so nice and sociable,even when we were in a slum like Antipolo (went for Pinto museum, beautiful) nobody tried anything. At every destination everyone was amazingly sociable and friendly.

Going to start in Baguio and explore the northern highlands. Are Mountain Province and Ifugao safe to visit? Going with my gf, planning fly into Baguio and explore the provinces and mountains around it.';

'>>2647938
left out that were planning to go back another 3 weeks in summer next year';

'>>2647938
You are going to die at the blade igorot’s bolo machete';

'>>2647938
Should be perfectly safe. No issues here on Luzon.';

'>>2647044
Frequent Thailand goer here. Never been to the Philippines.

Realistically, what could the Phillipines provide me that Thailand can't?
>i am a simple man and dont care for partying or hookers';

'>>2647947
The main attraction would be that you can stay for up to 3 years on a tourist visa. Other than that you can look into tourism opportunities that appeal to you but be warned, the infrastructure for tourism is a lot shittier so you'll need to be prepared to deal with it. Getting where you need to go can be a pain, take you a long time, and require preplanning and preparation. We always get people coming to these threads whining about how they had a horrible time when they didn't take this stuff into consideration, but you could just as easily be feeling like >>2647938';

'>>2647938
I hope you visited Burgos Street in Makati. The Makati experience isn’t complete without it.';

'>>2647872
You Anglo’s speak like you have a bunch of rubber balls in your mouth. Get the fuck out of here. Americans have the most crisp clean, cool Clint Eastwood accent on the plant.

Shut the fuck up you Anglo ferret';

'Anyone here going to Balikatan?';

'>>2647835
im imagining facehuggers afixed to your face, cock, and butthole...
>only plus side is I’m fucking her college aged niece on the side
and the trap is set...';

'>>2647079
>sees a female human with less than average melanin
>"hurrrr roastie"
you realize you're the male equivalent of le evil cis white boy hate club right?';

'>>2648129
You aren't going to find much sympathy for your views in this thread. This is where the lovers of brown skinned women gather.';

'>>2648132
No it’s a place where desperate men who pray on desperate women gather. Pathetic';

'>>2647375
>Adidas Fleece Pants
Ngl, not really my style. Also wouldn't I sweat to death in those? Guess I am looking for the holy grail of what to pack as my long pants option for when I need it.';

'>>2648156
I'm not desperate myself so I always made sure to filter out anyone else who is. No time for their shit and I'd disappoint someone who wants to use me as a walking ATM since I have little money anyway. I found someone I love that loves me back and I'm happy.';

'>>2648157
Native Filipinos dress in basketball jerseys and shorts. Even if the jersey and short set says “Call of Duty” or “Fortnite” it’s a basketball costume. Filipinos try very hard to emulate American blacks.';

'>>2648181
Filipinos don't really care about black American culture besides basketball. They're singing Ed Sheeran songs not Drake songs.';

'>>2647373
the police need to do something about the spine snapper.';

'>>2648183
You are so ignorant and so wrong. You also sound completely delusional.';

'>>2648191
There's literally one radio station in this country that plays rap music. The same number of radio stations that play rock music. It's niche as all fuck. Local rap artists might get heard beyond that but it's still a cultural footnote compared to everything else here. I say this as an American who is a fan of rap music, not so much the current stuff but I lived here through years when things I liked were mainstream. I've met few people who are into any of that. They like Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, and other lame artists like that here. Not to mention all the fucking kpop. My wife has lamented the local artists trying to look Korean in a desperate attempt to emulate the success of kpop.';

'>>2648195
You are delusional and your wife is aswang you stupid kano.';

'>>2648201
You're retarded and don't know much about anything that goes on here. Bon Jovi, The Scorpions, and Air Supply are still more relevant than Drake or Kanye West ever were here. You don't hear American rap songs anywhere you go. Next time you talk to a flip try to ask them about Dave Chappelle comedy specials, observe their blank stare. Black American culture might as well not exist here unless it involves the NBA.';

'>>2648195
>There's literally one radio station in this country that plays rap music.
https://pop.inquirer.net/360109/urban-contemporary-radio-station-wave-89-1-bids-farewell-after-23-years-of-broadcast
I just searched it and it turns out they are shutting down.';

'>>2648202
I am Pinoy and you don’t belong here. Yankee go home. China is going to make the Japanese look weak when they butcher you. We will see white boy blood on the streets again. Aguinaldo’s revenge!';

'>>2648206
Filipinos listen to Spotify on their smartphones. Nobody under 40 listens to radio. How old are you?';

'>>2648208
Back to /asean/ faggot. This thread is for expats and tourists.

>>2648211
Cars exist and people listen to radio in them. None of my zoomer grab drivers ever had it on Wave 89.1 when I took long trips through Manila.';

'>>2648214
Your anecdotes are invalid. Now take your aswang wife with you when you go home so she eat babies over there';

'>>2648221
Calm down ESL retard. No need to get your panties in a bunch at the slightest sign of push back. I get it, my posts make you angry. It would be a lot less humiliating for you if you stopped showing your emotions though so I suggest you tone it down.';

'>>2648225
Stop projecting. You aren’t the expert. You are an invading parasite. You will be humbled soon.';

'>>2648208
Bait. Even though it's bait, I wonder what the future will look like as the USA loses its worldwide influence, the White population continues to decline, and the Chinese, Japs, Jeets, and Nigerians all run around without White morality keeping them in line. Do you think any of the anti-White haters will think back "Wow we had it so much better when Whites/Europeans were running things" while they deal with mass starvation, genocide, and poverty(even worse than what they have now. Back to the jungles)? Maybe some will, but I think most are too dumb/short sighted to see how good they had it';

'>>2648242
For as poor as most Filipinos are, they can somehow still afford a smartphone. Sit around all day scrolling facebOOk(pronounced in taglish) while getting drunk.';

'>>2648239
Stay mad at the most mundane inoffensive posts like the silly bitch you are. Keep larping as a flip (post hand) and looking like a fool.';

'My wife has been giving me the shits now for more than a year. Dont ever help filipinos get ahead in life, they wont be thankful';

'>>2648268
heard';

'>>2648268
Filipinos don't understand thankyou';

'>>2648268
Took you this long to figure it out? There's a reason this board treats and talks about the phils the way it does.';

'>>2648437
nta but what am I getting myself into?';

'>>2648495
>nta but what am I getting myself into?
Sugary sweet food. Ever seen Pinoy Spaghetti?';

'>>2648208
>I am Pinoy
No you aren't. Stop larping.';

'>>2648495
I am not that other guy and I've had a perfectly fine experience here. Just don't put yourself in a position to be taken advantage of. I dated a lot of girls here and I could always see that shit coming. There's always another one unless you actually fuck up and marry the wrong one. There's no divorce here after all.';

'>>2648495
If you're dating or married a middle-class College educated Catholic Filipina that isn't from the slums, you'll be fine.';

'>>2648501
Usually they only eat that when it's someone's birthday or something. My wife never cooks that. It's always adobo, fried chicken, grilled chicken or pork, sinigang (I wish she would make it more sour), and other things like that.';

'>>2647835
Lmao
BTW have fun when the niece gets pregnant and they get their hooks into you for international child support';

'>>2648505
>It's always adobo, fried chicken, grilled chicken or pork, sinigang
That's good. Tell her to cook you Crispy Pata or Lechon Kawali.';

'>>2648495
Even if your girl is wonderful, there are going to be a ton of people in her life who are complete scumbags, usually her family but maybe also her friends.

These people desire your resources also and think you owe it to them because of your association with their family member. They have zero respect for you. They have zero genuine gratefulness. They don't use your resources to actually improve their own lives.

They just milk you for temporary luxury. They lie casually and glibbly about why they need money. They will make it seem like an emergency, like children or parents are dying. They will tell you their power will be turned off or they are starving. They will make up anything for a few pesos, to buy redhorse and junk food, and think nothing of it.

They know you have money. They exist to wear you down. Many a fine and wonderful relationship has been destroyed by parasitic family and friends. It's a form of backstabbing that peenoise engage in ruthlessly.

They refuse to let people be happy, without getting something in return. Especially if it's a girl who can work and send them money. They see a foreigner "stealing" away their work slave and take up arms (proverbial speaking), in order to secure their resource stream.

Almost nobody saves for retirement or even middle age here. They rely on their children to send them money. So, if one daughter goes off to marry a foreigner and they get nothing, it's a huge problem for them.

They actually believe their kids are their slaves for 25+ years they can leech off of. Many peenoise "soft" retire around 40s when they can begin exploiting their adult children this way, guilt tripping them into monthly payments under the guise of sickness or injury or fatigue.

Thus the cycle continues. You will have a multi generational freeloading situation under the same roof, all supported by just a couple stressed out young adults who they browbeat and guilt, while claiming they love them.';

'Yes I am describing the lower class situation, but roughly 90% of the country falls into that bracket.

If you marry a pinay you are condemning yourself to association with 70 iq absolute dregs of human civilization. Almost every family is abhorrent in their behavior and laziness and stupidity. There is always at least 1 problem relative associated with criminal elements/drugs/dumb bullshit causing problems for everyone else.

Anon will tell you "just meet middle class girls", well that's easier said than done especially these days. A middle class pinay can get a nursing degree and leave the country on her own. She doesn't need to get pregnant at 20 and rely on a foreigner to support her. She has prospects. You had better actually have something going on or it won't work out with you.

Those middle wealth pinoy families are after Chinese money not white people, who are on the down and out in PH. They won't push their daughters to be with you, it's the opposite.';

'>>2648511
My story has been nothing like this thankfully. My wife's family has their own money and doesn't want mine. I had more money before covid and we spent most of it just traveling around Luzon. Now I have a lot less but I still contribute to paying the bills which is the only thing that's really expected of me here. I pay the full internet bill, part of the electric bill, and part of the water bill.';

'>>2648511
Just learn to say "No"';

'>>2648521
>retard gets kept in a shed on a rice farm by a flip family
>"my story has been nothing like this, thankfully"';

'>>2648540
>jUst lEArn tO SaY nO
ohh boy oh boyyy I didn't know it was that easy :OOOO OMG OMG thank you!';

'>>2648542
Ackshually I have a nice air conditioned room and a 700mbit internet connection. Nobody is keeping me here but myself. The air is clean and the only noise right now is the roosters crowing outside. We have cats and dogs running around. I can pursue my hobbies and work in peace.

>>2648544
Having a fucking backbone will work wonders for you anon. Here's some other words you should practice. How about these. This isn't working out, I'm breaking up with you. Did you know it's really that easy to not be a total pushover? Don't even think about giving in when the bitch begs and pleads with you either. Just ghost her.';

'>>2648547
>Ackshually I have a nice air conditioned room';

'>>2648557
Believe it anon. I disappeared into a chill rural life and I may never reemerge from it. As long as I have internet I can keep the money coming in. A bus that will take me anywhere I need to go is just one tricycle ride away too.';

'>>2648559
How many kids are you raising there?';

'>>2648564
Zero so far. We're planning on having just one.';

'>>2648511
>>2648516
This sounds so grim but believable. I think I'll stick to Indonesia for looking for a wife';

'>>2648566
Are you willing to entertain the idea that your situation sounds less than ideal for most of us?

Your posts have this surety to them that makes it seem like you actually believe you have won some sort of game we are all playing with you.

I want you to understand that the end goal for most of us (probably) is not becoming domesticated by a Filipino family and living on their farm in the middle of nowhere. Alright? It's not the plan. We aren't after that.

Do you get it?';

'>>2648572
It's the same shit everywhere in SEA. Indonesia just has a language barrier.';

'>>2648574
Idk. N.E. Thailand for sure is the same but I know certain cultures, regions and islands in Malaysia and Indonesia where this gutter class behaviour is not rife like that';

'>>2648573
I think he has it pretty comfy and he's happy. Not sure I would be happy with it but not sure I can ever find contentment. Sounds somewhat idyllic though';

'>>2648572
If you have no sense and let yourself be led into bad situations you're going to have these kinds of problems marrying any thirdie. Changing countries won't change the situation. Only your situational awareness will. You should be able to see it coming before you fuck up your life with all of that.

>>2648573
I don't care what you do or don't want to do with your life anon. That's for you to decide. When I say I'm happy with my situation I'm not lying. I didn't get pushed into or forced into the life I'm living. I made choices that led me here. Do you sense any regret in my posts? I wouldn't try to shill anybody into living the way I do. At the same time I have my reasons and beliefs that led me to living this way. I believe there's more to life than chasing young pussy. Your own youth is fleeting. Better to get old while holding on to your dignity and pursuing other things. I'd rather have a good woman by my side than a carousel of tik tok brained zoomers with nothing to offer me but holes.';

'>>2648580
>I don't care what you do or don't want to do with your life anon.

That's a lie. You constantly post here about your dumbfuck situation like you think it's a flex, and then try to give advice to other anons to lead them down the path you followed to arrive at that place.

You do care. You care so much you post constantly about it. You shill it, constantly. Your situation leaks through every one of your posts so clearly that you are instantly and readily identifiable even when posting anonymously with no clear details.

All you advice? That's how you wound up in your situation, and make no mistake, it is a 'situation'. You post like you have some sort of wisdom and experience, but your in a nightmare scenario of total irrelevancy as a pet for a filipino family.

Dude. You're fucking weird.';

'>>2648586
>Dude. You're fucking weird.
Wow. Poignant. Bold.
Not him but I hate guys who think that "weird" is the ultimate insult. Just detestable corridored peer-checking conformity.
I'm weird. I am quote happily weird. If you want to insult me, say
>Dude. You're fucking ordinary.
You wouldn't say that though, because ordinary is aspirational to those who think "weird" is an awful insult';

'>>2648587
you sound like a vaccinated normie faggot, actually';

'>>2648586
I'm just here to shoot the shit anon. Most of the advice I post wouldn't lead you to where I am. I wouldn't just say to every anon here "hey move in with a household of flips" because I know that wouldn't work out in every case. Maybe you'll end up like >>2647835 if you do that. Also who knows, maybe even if you do marry a flip you want to have your own personal space. I've felt that way at times even though I'm mostly comfortable here. My wife's mom got sick a year or two back and since then she has had to take over more of the household duties which is the main reason we haven't moved out of here. I could probably blog post even more and tell a lot more of the story but what's the point, it's not going to get you off of my nuts. Live your life how you want to live. Disregard any advice I post if you want. It's your life and the choices you make are yours and yours alone.';

'>>2648511
just check her friends and family BEFORE committing
applies to everywhere in the world';

'>>2648588
>you sound like a vaccinated normie faggot, actually
OMG I can't believe you just said that. OMG that's so weird! You're just like my friend Ashley! OMG!';

'>>2648587
Getting on a plane and deciding to permanently move to the Philippines even though I had never even visited this country was a weird choice I guess. Normalfags don't do things like that. When I was back in the US and would discuss it with people they would automatically assume I'm just some kind of sex tourist or the type of guy who would get a mail order bride. Perhaps it is a little bit weird but I'm not really bothered by it. My experiences have been mostly positive. Some kind of peer pressure isn't going to nudge me into feeling different about my own lived experience.';

'>>2648589
at least you aren't raising 'your wifes son'

unless...

>>2648594
>jaboid screeching intensifies';

'>>2648596
I never really wanted any children in the first place so I definitely wasn't going to take on someone else's child.';

'>>2648596
OMG you are so weird';

'>>2648588
I tell you it's more of an insult to be called ordinary
>uh OK den OK den you're a normie den
What a fucking spastic kek';

'>>2648511
Summed it up perfectly. I married an only child, thankfully, no brothers and sisters to leech off me or talk shit about me. But the parents know not to ask me for any money, because its never happening. But they are on her fucking case about it all the fucking time. Send money send money you live in Australia you're rich now send money
They were fine with a motorcycle their entire fucking lives all of a sudden some whore in the province bought her parents a brand new car. Guess what happened next?
>my motorbike is broken and we are just so old now we cant get another motorbike....boo hoo boo hoo
This fucking shit went on for a full year guilt tripping and crying, to me its like water off a ducks back, i dont even give a shit. They just wear their own children down until they get what they want.
One friend moved to australia married an old guy, she worked hard and bought her family a brand new house... the family never said thank you, nothing. When they wanted a new tv or something in their house, she said no shes broke. The family members called her every name under the sun to drag her down even after she got them a house because she said no to a new tv.
Filipinos are mostly disgusting people the way they treat their own kids.';

'>>2648521
Lmao imagine living a cuckshed in the province and thinking you won the lottery with a 4/10 65 IQ prostitute and her family members
Couldnt be me!';

'CB Media the thai retard vlogger has left thailand for cebu city. Hes a twice jailed terrorist from usa. Someone could report him to NBi and he would immediately be arrested and blacklisted for life because of his convictions.';

'>>2648612
>4/10 65 IQ prostitute
I would never marry such a person anon. My wife was a virgin when I met her. I guess you assume this because these are the only kinds of women you were able to attract when you were in the Philippines. Many such cases.

>>2648613
Immigration are the ones that handle that shit but yeah if you're an "undesirable alien" they will haul your ass off, put you in immigration jail, then deport and blacklist you.';

'>>2648613
Why do you care you absolute woman?
>terrorist
Kek. Go outside';

'>>2648612
Why are you spending another day being negative and toxic on the Internet again, Brian? Did you take your pills this morning?';

'Middle-aged Amerischizos at it again';

'>>2648617
Chad is an actual terrorist he was locked up twice for being a terrorist among other crimes. Its all public information';

'>>2648625
I hope when I'm 10 to 15 years older I'm not going to be filled with irrational rage about the dumbest shit. That's just what getting older does to you right? The thought of it scares me.';

'>>2648617
Chad's county jail public records show counts of aggravated assault, assaulting a peace officer, reckless driving and 2 counts of terrorism threat or act.
I might speak to the nbi';

'>>2647888
I am American and can confirm that this is 100% false, particularly in the Philippines but also in most other countries.';

'>>2647938
Cool photo bro, it's shocking how the drought and heat has parched everything so much since November.';

'>>2648634
I can't help but remember the screeching euros in that tipping thread.';

'The two anons arguing should meet up in duma/angeles/cebu and settle it over a cock fight. I'm betting 100 pesos on shedanon.';

'>>2648181
the loose baggy clothes are for staying cool in the heat, nothing to do with blacks (who often experience aversion reactions in PH)';

'>>2648268
Funny how some white guys get respect and appreciation eating 30 peso beef mami on the roadside, while others contribute thousands of dollars only to get pushed around by greedy hustlers and disdained in gossip circles.';

'>>2648627
A terroristic threat charge doesn't mean somebody is an ideological terrorist. It means he threatened bodily harm to somebody.
Don't get too excited esl-kun.';

'>>2648649
Nobody respects a paypig. If you're paying the whitey tax every step of the way you're at the bottom of the pecking order.';

'>>2648542
sounds comfy
check out of globohomo and disappear into the Philippine countryside';

'>>2648650
He did years in jail for it retard';

'>>2648628
>That's just what getting older does to you right?
Yes. Be sure to drink your multi-vitamins and maintenance medicine when you reach that point.';

'>>2648242
>self-reflection
nah. they'll just accuse whitey of stealing the power of fire and running away to mars to enslave the martians.';

'>>2648658
It doesn't matter you stupid fuck. Terroristic threatening isn't the same thing as terrorism. You are ESL so you don't understand the difference.';

'>>2648728
>terroristic acts
>goes to thailand and BLOWS UP a motorcycle on video
>gets absolutely roasted by thais for being so fucking stupid and wreckless
>relax bro its just threats
Lmao';

'>>2648507
How does that work? There is no international alimony law';

'>>2648793
That's not actual terrorism, retard. It doesn't matter how much you greentext or seethe.';

'>>2649005
PH recently joined the international child support convention.

There are NGOs full of jews and women that exist specifically to hunt down foreign fathers of children.';

'>>2649007
Just dont marry them. My ph gf still thinks that im german
Protip, i'm not. Hunting me down is gonna be difficult if she gets pregnant and I run away';

'>>2649030
Just don't get her pregnant in the first place if you don't want a child. It's not that hard to not be a degenerate deadbeat loser. People like you make it sound like it's rocket science or something. That's not to mention you feeling smug about being a dishonest lowlife. I guess being a LBH wasn't enough, you needed to be one here too.';

'>>2647320
Agreed. There are better options in SEA. Safer, more fun, cleaner, while costing the same. Filipinas may be the easiest women on the planet, but they are also not the smartest nor the most attractive. I prefer Thailand and Thais every time.';

'>>2649072
This is the Philippines thread. Nobody here gives a shit about your opinions on other countries. If you aren't interested in traveling here you should probably just fuck off. Nobody comes here to hear about Thailand.';

'>>2649072
>he still thinks thais like him
Maybe spend more time there. The delusion will eventually wear off and you will see them for the rats they are.';

'>>2649072
average female age is Thailand: over 40
average female age in PH: 24
everybody speaks english in PH
then you have at least 5x more young/middle-aged white males in Thailand
young english speaking woman/white men ratio is at least 50x better in PH';

'I've been here about 5 months now. I don't understand all the people saying Filipinos are so friendly. They're not. This is a people looking to scam you, and will take advantage of you if you let them. It's not normal that foreigners are "expected' to take care of the woman's family. This is just Filipinos saying they expect YOU to pay for everything because you're a foreigner and therefore you should do so.';

'>>2649095
As I've said before the only Filipinos I've had try to scam me were Manila taxi drivers. I also repeated that my wife's family doesn't care about my money so many times that some anons are sick of me talking about it. Some advice about that, know what you're getting into before you get into it. I gave advice about how to find a gf who is potential marriage material by filtering out poor low iq girls from the slums. This also made anons mad and insist I was trying to trick them into dating "feminists", there's just no winning with you fucking retards here. You all end up making the same mistakes thousands of foreigners have made before you and fall into the same exact traps, as if there's no other way.';

'>>2649097
Can you > the post you made about that about filtering';

'>>2649099
The advice I gave so many times is that when you are talking to girls on dating apps or sites ask if they have a job or are in school. It's the bare minimum. If she's not working to support her family on her own in any way or trying to get an education to do so that's a red flag. The worst places to meet girls (unless you just wanna fuck) are sites that are specifically catered to Filipinas looking for foreigners, like filipinocupid or dateinasia. They are filled with girls with no job, no education, and no brain who are just looking for a foreigner to leech off of.';

'>>2649100
Pretty agreeable. Only thing I'll raise is work husbands. Do you "pull her out" once you're exclusive? But then again, why date someone if you can't trust them.';

'>>2649104
I kinda did with my wife after she dropped out of college and went on to work some shitty job with low pay. I was back in the US for awhile and sending her the exact same amount that she was earning from that job was a pittance to me, just $100 a month or something like that. She really wanted to work because she felt ashamed if she would just be sitting around not doing anything to support her family. That was enough to tell me that I wasn't making a mistake getting involved with her. It's not like she just expected me, her foreigner bf, to support her. She went out and got a job to try to make it happen on her own.';

'>>2649105
Interesting. Thanks. Thinking of breaking up with mine. She doesn't even look at me or acknowledge me sometimes when I say something. Just rude and entitled, even though she does clean up and cook for me. I feel as if most girls though here would do that for a young handsome white dude who actually lives here. Hence why I'm asking.';

'What are the beaches generally like here? From what I've seen the water and sand can be kinda dirty. Do I just stay at the resort pool?';

'>>2649113
There are a lot of nice beaches that are slightly more remote and less memed. If you're looking at going to a specific province you can find whole lists of them on blogs then go off pictures. The main problem is figuring out how you're going to actually get to them. But yeah I have had the experience of going to Subic and just sitting in the resort pool the entire time. I've also been to really nice beaches in Pangisinan and Batangas. It's easier when you have someone driving you there. My Batangas experience involved a long ass jeepney ride.';

'>>2649111
Girls here have been told their entire lives that it's their job to take care of the males in their life. Most of them have already had plenty of experience doing it for their dad or brothers. All of this comes with zero appreciation from them too. It's just expected of them. So it's pretty easy to get that from pretty much any girl you meet here but showing them that you appreciate it goes a long way too because that's something they've probably never got before.';

'>>2649113
Depends on the location
Boracay - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YphrVMp3q44
Siargao - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vuq8_7kXPU
Batangas - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNGZfkoyZBE
Ilocos Norte - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=491nYk5aKA4';

'>>2649115
Fuck that. If she's learned to obey and serve without expecting gratitude, no way I'm gonna undo that. Cuck';

'>>2649172
You say I'm a cuck but I'm the one with a happy wife who isn't going to cheat on me with some flip guy who tells her a bunch of sappy shit to get her into bed. When people talk about "you're just settling for a flip because you're desperate" they're talking about you. The kind of person with a shit abrasive personality that scares pussy away.';

'>>2648612
>NEVER ME!
https://youtu.be/yuFHQEBUGSc?t=186';

'>>2648639
tipping is inflation. inflation is theft.';

'>>2649180
All you europoors will forever be remembered as stingy little shits by the staff wherever you go. An extra 100 pesos on top of my bill is nothing to me.';

'>>2648507
vasagel cant come to market too soon. although i suspect the TPTB will ultimately prohibit it as a male contraceptive would crater GDP.';

'>>2647835
you are the paypiggy for her family
being single and fucking young prossies on the side would have been a cheaper';

'>>2649059
>Just don't get her pregnant in the first place if you don't want a child. It's not that hard to not be a degenerate deadbeat loser
women get themselves pregnant. she wants to baby trap a foreigner. and he disappears, she'll whore herself until she finds a sucker. wake up.';

'>>2649189
I always used condoms so I never had that problem. I even pull out when I'm using them so not even it breaking could be an excuse. As much as I hated condoms they never steered me wrong. I got no STDs. I left behind no little bastards.';

'>>2649192
Well when I was young my mom of all people warned me about these things. She even told me about a friend of hers that poked holes in her boyfriend's condoms to trap him into a relationship. I always knew that it was on me to not mess this stuff up. I did everything right and as a result I can say I have no regrets.';

'>>2649193
I dont care if a girl in a foreign country wants to get pregnant, i wont see her again anyway';

'cleanup on aisle 5
i repeat
thread cleanup on aisle 5';

'>>2649175
I get and retain lots of pussy because they can never make me happy. My happiness is always almost just in reach but never attainable. I am the hamster wheel, I am the carrot on the stick - you are the bucket of potatoes that is always in the room.
I could snatch away your wife in 30 minutes with body language and minimal interaction and keep her obsessed and occupied for a lifetime';

'>>2649203
That's what every faggot who thinks too highly of himself says when larping on 4chan. In reality you're just another LBH who thinks you're hot shit because you bang whores.';

'PH is nothing like anyone here describes it. It has higher highs and lower lows than words give justice. Youtubers definitely gloss over a lot that actually gives it character but their audiences would find gross. Please don’t come here.';

'>>2649205
>you bang whores
Never banged a whore in my life mate. Pure projection on your behalf. If I ever meet you in PH, I'm gonna snatch away your wife and then abandon her, only sending her a text every six months saying
>Hey. Thinking about you
Just to keep her infatuated for the rest of her lonely life
>pic rel cuck faggot';

'>>2649208
You're not going to do anything except make more lame posts. You larp as some master manipulator when really you're just a parasite who preys upon the poor and desperate. Hell there's a good chance you don't even do that. Either way you've deluded yourself into thinking this is something worth bragging about which suggests these words are coming from a truly pathetic soul. At the very core of your being you are a loser, beyond redemption.';

'>>2649209
Nah. I'm actually just trolling because I'm bored. Would like to find a nice flip wife and have a couple of daughters ideally. Actually, learning Indonesian, leaning more there.';

'>>2649210
That's fine I like making judgmental shitposts anyway. It's fun to condemn people.';

'>>2649182
so you mean to tell me that if you were to find the prices at your favorite food stall had risen to meet your supplied inflation that you'd have no hesitancy to continue tipping atop the new price?
>i'll just find another place...
well, you eventually need to as the market for greed is pretty damned efficient. so the time that must now be expended to find the same value, that preserves your purchasing power, is a measure of inflation.
we've all experienced first day overcharging. are you telling me after wising up that you rushed right back in to be ripped off again?';

'>>2649115
>>2649172
>no way I'm gonna undo that
anon is correct. to do otherwise would be to emasculate yourself in her eyes. its not a selfless act. she expects you to play your role by supporting her. if you're not interested, then tell her so she'll know you're not serious.';

'>>2649233
Again that's how you get an unhappy wife that literally cucks you. I used to read the boomer sexpat forums and I can tell you there are many such cases. If you don't butter her up some flip will when she gets sick of your ass. They come to us because we are superior lovers, both emotionally and physically. If you forget that you're no better than the average flip male.';

'>>2649234
>If you forget that you're no better than the average flip male
so as she's no worse than the average american woman, then its a fair trade.
>Again that's how you get an unhappy wife that literally cucks you
that can happen no matter how well you treat them. its a fine balance, too much either way will find them dissatisfied. the only reason men feel the need to be too sweet is because they're lacking in other ways. women seek to be submissive to a dominant superior man; to be praised when well-behaved and punished accordingly.';

'>>2649234
>They come to us because we are superior lovers, both emotionally and physically. If you forget that you're no better than the average flip male.
then why is it they cuck us for the abusive alcoholic with no fucking job?';

'>>2649242
>then why is it they cuck us for the abusive alcoholic with no fucking job?
flip males are smooth talkers. meanwhile, americans are two-timing their flip wives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6LPeFIjV0';

'>>2649240
You don't get it. Emulating some little brown manlet's idea of what it means to be a macho man flies in the face of the promise of JBW. They come to us specifically because they're tired of the little brown manlets ordering them around thanklessly. I try to treat my wife the same way my grandfather treated his. They were together until the day she died, they were together from the moment I was born. Keep thinking you're going to get a trad wife by acting like a little brown man with a small dick. It's amusing yet quite pathetic.';

'>>2649245
>AWALT
they want both - to have their cake and eat it too.
the only problem is the foreigner who's abdicated his advantage. the most expensive mistakes men make in the third world are starting a business and getting married.
>being single and fucking young prossies on the side would have been a cheaper
cross-cultural marriages are literally hard mode. perhaps less expensive than western marriages but more challenging.';

'>>2649247
JBW offers greater advantages social elevation for the woman who ties you down than for the foreigner. a never-ending stream of well-off, brow-beaten, emasculated, objectively beautiful, and well-trained hogs for the slaughter.';

'>>2649252
>JBW offers greater advantages social elevation for the woman
basically foreigners are miscalibrated slot machines with a guaranteed jackpot.';

'>>2649252
There's another side to what I'm saying. None of what I offer comes without expectations and standards on my part. I talked to hundreds of girls and dated quite a few before I found one I was willing to settle down with. It's not like I just went out and married some random slum dweller like a lot of the retarded foreigners who come here do. I was picky and I took my time.

>>2649254
That never described me. Gold diggers don't care if you're young and good looking. They want some 55 year old retard who is going to support them, as in financially, unconditionally. Since I'm not that I repelled those types. The only girl I dated that kept trying to get money out of me I swiftly dumped. Like some other anon said in this thread just say no. If you're a pushover that's a fault with you not just the person taking advantage of you.';

'>>2649255
obviously you choose well and i congratulate you in doing so. its natural to want to marry, im not knocking it. im only saying that, quite independent of the selection process, that she stands to gain far far more than you in the exchange. and that even in the best of circumstances, marriages fail and cross-cultural marriages moreso.';

'>>2649255
its all apart of the plan...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSVQYZyHaQ4';

'>>2649248
>the most expensive mistakes men make in the third world are starting a business and getting married.
obviously, its case the world over. however, in the third world its more likely to cost your life.';

'>>2649266
Just do your due diligence and tread lightly. It's not something to be rushed into. Most importantly if it seems like you're making a mistake back out before it's too late.';

'>>2649269
I'm sure anons appreciate your sage advice but I'm a dyed-in-the-wool monger.';

'>>2649245
>meanwhile, americans are two-timing their flip wives
if hadnt married her, then wouldnt have grounds to complain about anything. what a shame. he "made" that woman and she's denigrating him on national television. never forget anons...you are the prize!';

'>>2649276
It's not like she can divorce the dorker that can't keep his dick in his pants.';

'>>2649280
>THE LAW!! LOL. LMAO EVEN...
https://youtu.be/pslUqRMPthk?t=19';

'My wife finally got her visa interview appointment this May. I can finally bring her with me to the States soon. I'm glad I came across this general during the pandemic. Thank you anons so much and for all the advice you've given me through out the years. I'm lucky that she's loyal and very faithful to me. And a Catholic too not like those Iglesia ni Cristo types! We've traveled the Philippines together. Now, we can travel to even more destinations together soon enough.';

'>>2649340
congrats anon! how did you approach/find her?';

'>>2649340
Remember, you're on the hook for her cost of living for 5 years after you bring her over, regardless of whether she stays with you or not. :)

Read that again, and look it up and confirm it. :)';

'>>2649352
NTA, but you're a massive mgtow faggot';

'>>2649352
That retard is bringing her back to the states. Clearly he didn't listen to any of the advice here. Keep her where you found her.
He will learn soon enough. Cuckoldry of the highest order. She'll be fucking whoever she wants while he's still financially supporting her.';

'Pinays are snakes, should have left her in her slum. You are going to get fucked over when her mask falls';

'>>2649373
But anon...mine is different from these western hoes!11!! She said she loves me, she touches my little pecker in ways no girl ever has before, she must be different!!1! She even said she doesn't believe in divorce, no way she'd change her mind after I bring her to the USA where she'll get citizenship, half my stuff, and attention from men far more attractive than myself????';

'You guys are all a bunch of negative nancies. You must be absolutely miserable IRL.';

'>>2649379
>You guys are all a bunch of negative nancies. You must be absolutely miserable IRL.
More like Realistic Ronnies. You never bring them back. I've lived in Thailand for years and seen the same mistake over and over with the same consequences.';

'>>2649379
You’re in 4chan after all.';

'>>2649340
>be the only white guy in sea of poverty-stricken manlets
>women all around desire you
>women envious of your wife
>0.01% top of the attractive males
Hmm. I have to change this awful situation I'm in!
>bring wife to US
>now I'm in the lower 10% of males
>my wife is surrounded by successful wealthier men who find her so exotic
>Wow. I love your accent. What's your name cutie?
>wife never before realuzed her true value until now
>Brad seems infatuated with her and he's got a 5-car garage and a summer house in Colorado
WTF are you doing anon. You have no idea how many times I've seen guys tell me she's different and fuck it all up by doing just what you are doing. Why would you absolutely nuke your social status and surround yourself with better educated, better looking, wealthier men who want to snatch your wife away from you?
Imagine it the other way around. You meet this incredibly beautiful Filipina girl at college, you fall in love, marry, life is amazing. Jackpot. You won thw lottery. You made it. You are incredibly lucky! How did you score such a hot model for a wife.
She convinces you to live in the Philippines.
>oh wow. Wtf. I married a 4. Jesus Christ. I can't go anywhere without getting hit on by smoking hot 9/10 19yos. All rich and from good families.
What are you doing anon?
The same fucking thing as all the other guys who thought it would work. You already have everything perfect.';

'>>2647068
Seems decent enough. I'd make it an even month/4 weeks, and honestly Bohol is pretty MID/skipable. I'd reallocate that time to not having to rush through Palawan, and enjoying more of Cebu and it's surrounding environs like Oslob and Dumaguete.

Like I said, it's not a bad itinerary, especially as far as making the most of your time. The problem is, it's very heavy on the "I'm a white girl and 99% of why I travel is to take pictures of my face next to shit" factor, and I'd adjust it to tweak your interests accordingly.

The other thing is Boracay is *very* pretty, but it is no longer a party island. Mostly skippable unless you're bringing a girl.';

'>>2649340
I'm gonna be a bit gentler with you than other anons have been. You need to pivot. Do not bring your wife here. Let me tell you something, something you may not know... women are women everywhere. Western women are the way they are because of the society they live in. It can, and *will* change your wife if you expose her to it.

You need to control the frame and present an idea as to why you should go there, rather than the other way around, that makes sense to her. Not just so the states don't ruin her but also because... man I don't gotta tell you how much further money goes there. I make about a $1.5K USD passively, which is really nice here... but in SEA that means I can maintain a high standard of living without ever having to work again.

Why the fuck would you want to stay here? Let alone bring her here?';

'>>2649352
>you're on the hook for her cost of living for 5 years after you bring her over
five years just for pussy! goddamn!
https://youtu.be/dHPnUPFcxdE?t=138';

'>>2649089
Only the newbies cant see through the fake smiles. It comes with time.';

'>>2649105
Ahahaha holy shit, your girl couldnt even finish college because shes too dumb and you were in america sending her a full wage aaàaaaaaaaahahahaha jesus christ
Now living in a share room with the idiotic parents in the province aaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Remind me of that loser from 90 day fiance. Pathetic.';

'>>2649548
Yeah, and? If you go back through all my other posts I'm clearly happy living the way I do. Can you find one single instance where I'm bitching and moaning about my life like so many other sad souls that come to this thread do? Yet you want to compare me to some loser on some reality TV show you watch. I'm sure if I wanted to act like a little bitch I could find something to piss and moan about but that's just not my personality, at least not since I got a bit older and had more experience in life. Your opinion of the life I live, my relationship, and everything else doesn't really matter to me. I'm the person that has to live with this shit, not you. Even if it seems like I'm representing everything as perfect it's only because I've made the choice not to be negative and only focus on the good things. I do have more good times than bad ones after all.';

'>>2649485
>if you expose her to it
your job is don't expose her to all the bs
bring a pinay to US is more challenging than bringing other Asian girl to non-english speaking western country but impossible
having children is the only reason for marriage from the man's point of view, how she is going to meet those handsome millionaires when she is taking care of children at home?';

'>>2649616
don't feed the troll....';

'>>2649369
Why? For warning an anon about the actual law?
>>2649372
Many such cases. Even the sweetest pinay is spoiled by being in the USA and experiencing constant gassing up as well as the pinay housewife mafia educating her about how to fuck her first husband out of everything, and then trading up.';

'oH LOL MY BAD ITS 10 YEARS

https://www.uscis.gov/green-card/green-card-processes-and-procedures/affidavit-of-support

>Note: Divorce does NOT end the sponsorship obligation.
>Note: Divorce does NOT end the sponsorship obligation.
>Note: Divorce does NOT end the sponsorship obligation.
>...
>Note: Divorce does NOT end the sponsorship obligation.

LOL. LMAO.

LMOA. TOP LMAO.';

'It gets EVEN BETTER.

>If the sponsored immigrant receives federal, state or local means-tested public benefits, the agency providing the benefit may ask the sponsor (and household member, if applicable) to repay the cost of those benefits.

If your sponsored pinay divorces you and gets on BENNIES, you gotta PAY THE BENNIES BACK TO UNCLE SAM.

L
M
A
O

The FINAL and ULTIMATE cuck.';

'>force borders open like a sieve
>force localities to pay for immigrants and house them
>punish men who find wives overseas and try to legally immigrate them to form a family unit

The way the US government treats adult male citizens is breathtakingly evil. They are EVIL and they HATE you. If you have the means, stay the fuck away. The US government is a HATE machine directed at white men designed to fuck them and take everything from them.';

'>>2649617
>how she is going to meet those handsome millionaires when she is taking care of children at home?

Online. The same way she met you and your tiny pecker. She knows it’s tiny too because she’s no virgin. Some kuya deflowered her before she was 12.';

'>>2649639
she won't have free time looking for men online
this is yet another reason only to marry virgins';

'>>2649642
My wife was a virgin when I met her but I wasn't specifically looking for a virgin. I only cared that any girl I was dating didn't fuck a bunch of guys before she met me and more importantly wasn't fucking a bunch of foreigners. You need to filter for the literal whores.';

'If she's bounced on foreigner dicks she's ruined for good. She might be fun foe a bit but she's not worth dating seriously much less starting a family with.';

'A bit more of my opinion on that because I think there's more to be said. I've been in long term relationships before which is why I didn't fuck lots of different girls, just a few here and there. Most of the girls I met that seemed like good relationship material had a similar kind of background, usually just one long term boyfriend they broke up with so they weren't fucking around. I always felt like it's kinda hypocritical on my part if I was to just try to search out a virgin. Besides most girls I met who were virgins weren't ready for a relationship with me. They lacked any kind of emotional maturity. Some guys might think that's the perfect time to swoop them up but I think that's setting yourself up for a situation where she might regret getting involved with you later on. When I met my wife it wasn't like that at all. We got along from the start. So I wasn't apprehensive about it or anything.';

'>>2649643
then you got extremely lucky
the difference between a virgin and someone with 1 sexual partner is already very large

>>2649663
ngmi if you are apologetic to women
men and women are different, a man can have sex with 100 woman and still fully commit to the marriage, 99.99% of women aren't able to do that

>setting yourself up for a situation where she might regret getting involved with you later
it's the opposite, the more men she had, the more likely she will regret being together with you "is he the best I can get? heehee"
if you take her virginity then you are her whole world';

'>>2649667
>a man can have sex with 100 woman and still fully commit to the marriage
Nonsense. He's damaged his pair bonding impulse just as badly as a woman has by sleeping around. Claiming otherwise is just fuckboy cope.

There is no coming back from that, and I say that as a fuckboy.';

'>>2649667
Well anon there are a lot of variables. You can't just assume a man is going to be without fault in any relationship, that's retarded. A lot of men are degen dumbasses who only think with their dicks who will blow the whole thing up. A man who has fucked 100 women will know he can always find another and that thought will loom over every decision he makes in his relationship. Sure, for women getting dick is as easy as simply asking for it, but they tend to be more choosy about it. For a lot of men pussy is pussy, they'll even fuck their attractive wife's fat friend just because they can.

But we're getting too far from the original point now. If she was a virgin when she met you if's highly unlikely she is very far above the age of 20. When you meet such a girl here she will be between the ages of 18-20 in all likelihood. These girls are already off limits for 40+ year old retards who think JBW applies to those of advanced age. Haha better luck next time old timer, if you want a young girl there's always single moms looking for a sucker. Just believing you're going to be her whole world because you de-virginized her is naive. You're going to be with her through her 20s and you know the sorts of thoughts that can start to creep into a young woman's head when she approaches the age of 30. If she has any sort of regret about getting involved with you at all, feels like there's something missing in her life for some reason, anything of the sort you are absolutely fucked. It's a ticking time bomb waiting to explode.';

'>>2649630
>>Note: Divorce does NOT end the sponsorship obligation.
Which is why you should only marry your Pinay if there's mutual trust between the two of you. Hookers from Angeles aren't marriage material, always aim for better.';

'>>2649340
>not like those Iglesia ni Cristo types
Aren't they just JW but on steroids?';

'>>2649670
depends who you are
white men usually have responsibility towards their families, regardless of their past

>>2649673
>A man who has fucked 100 women will know he can always find another
yes lot of men are so stupid that they marry for the pussy which is a totally wrong reason
if you are marrying to provide a stable environment for your children, you are less likely to ruin everything

>These girls are already off limits for 40+ year old retards who think JBW applies to those of advanced age
kek no, especially in a country like Philippines. white advantage always applies, yes it gets more difficult with your age but we are talking about a country with 100M+ population and millions of young woman.
just spend more time and effort and you can find young virgins, even if 90% of them aren't interested in you';

'>>2649691
With an age gap of any more than 10 years you are in trouble. If you're 40+ trying to pursue a serious relationship with an 18 year old Tik Tok zoomer you are beyond retarded, just completely hopeless.';

'>>2649692
>With an age gap of any more than 10 years you are in trouble
why?
the are tons of white boomers in PH with age gap of 30-40';

'>>2649617
>how she is going to meet those handsome millionaires when she is taking care of children at home?
she already has tinder. she'll just change her location.
>new in town. looking for no strings attached fun. kink. snow bunny.

>pinay housewife mafia educating her about how to fuck her first husband out of everything, and then trading up.
filipinas are world travelled. they know more about your laws than you do.';

'>>2649693
They have gold diggers, whores, and lowly slum dwellers seeking them as a path to easy money. It's not how you find "love"';

'>>2649630
kek
anons gonna have flashbacks to this post
>I GUARANTEE IT...';

'>>2649673
>These girls are already off limits for 40+ year old retards who think JBW applies to those of advanced age. Haha better luck next time old timer, if you want a young girl there's always single moms looking for a sucker
Anon. I'm 43yo and I get opportunities with innocent liitle 18 & 19yos living with their aunties that I have to turn down because they're like children to me. You are dead wrong here. People much older than me can smash 18yos. It's wild.
Idk how you got this wrong, you're kinda presenting like you know what you're talking about';

'>>2649698
You can fuck them but it would be a critical mistake to wife them. I'm 35 myself and do I think I could make it work? Maybe? I'm glad I don't need to try my luck. My wife is 29.';

'>>2649699
Yeah. You absolutely don't want to wife them, even if you keep them in country. One day you will be wearing adult diapers and getting lost in your neighbourhood and her and her new bf will just spend the day slapping you and sticking his dick in your ear
At 43yo I don't even think I can go as low as 28 anymore';

'>>2649702
That's why I say within 10 years is a safe age gap. It could be more than that I'm sure but the further you stray from it the more trouble you're setting yourself up for in the future. You can just do the math and see what age she will be when you reach age milestones in your own life. The idea of being married to a woman that's still somewhat young when I'm 60 is downright scary to me. I'd rather be married to someone I can somewhat relate to. Most girls who are 18 right now would have been around 6 years old when smartphones started to become popular and thus probably can't remember much about the time before them. That's a generational divide I don't really feel like I would have a lot of success in crossing, despite being an early adopter of smartphones myself and having had one here when barely anyone else did.';

'>>2649696
all girls in 10.00001y age gap relationship are gold diggers?
just because you choose to go with a low age gap doesn't mean it's impossible, you just sound salty

in reality girl's feelings and attraction are random, some girls like you, some don't. the advantage of being white is that you have unlimited opportunities to interact with women, eventually you are going to find good one

>>2649702
you take care of yourself and you won't be needing wearing diapers and getting lost before 80. that time your 20 years younger wife will be 60 and she won't be able to have a hot young bf';

'>>2649724
As I said in my other post
>It could be more than that I'm sure but the further you stray from it the more trouble you're setting yourself up for in the future.
Tempt fate if you wish. I wouldn't advise it. Young sluts don't come with any kind of warranty.';

'>>2649724
>you take care of yourself and you won't be needing wearing diapers and getting lost before 80
Fuck that dude. I ain't wiping my own ass at that age.
There's also a big difference between 50/60 and 80. You probably don't see it now but it's the difference of being independent, exercising and travelling around the world on your own, and shuffling along at 0.2 mph with the risk of shattering into pieces if you fall over.
I'm gonna be swinging in a hammock in a giant adult diaper, I ain't walking anywhere with that risk. My kids can wipe my ass as I watch Sesame Street';

'>>2649724
Tell us your age gap and situation, obviously got a few decades gap';

'>>2649727
why would you marry a slut?
you seem to be totally brainwashed by western propaganda that age gaps are inherently evil and it's extremely difficult to make them work
the reality is totally different: age gap makes things easier since she naturally will look up to you and respect you, you will effortlessly mog her, her friends, and their bfs in terms of life experience, maturity, patience, leadership, etc.
also her being young makes things easier since you have a chance to mold and change her behavior. good luck trying to undo bad traits from 30yo

in the future things will only get easier since her value will decline much faster with age';

'>>2649637
I don't understand why would any white male want to live in US?? in western Europe things are bad but way better than in US';

'>>2649733
I know enough to know that I have very little in common with an 18 year old. Discounting muh western propaganda won't make her stop being a little tik tok zoomer and convert her to the trad wife of my dreams. If you wanted to marry a young virgin you would be best off coming here when you're a young man yourself. Then you could meet someone who is close enough in age to you that you will perhaps find shared interests and values despite cultural differences. The world is moving on and I'm not getting younger. I already got mine while the getting was good. If you didn't that's your mistake and a minefield awaits you.';

'>>2649736
I made more there working a shit job than I do with skilled work here. I could buy all the things I wanted to buy whenever I wanted to buy them. The things were better quality for less money. I actually like Filipino food unlike a lot of the whiners here but I do miss the food back home. Weed is legal in my state and coming home from a hard day at work and smoking a joint sounds nice. I'd like to go watch a hockey game or go see a concert once in awhile. I'll never go back in all likelihood but I do get a little bit homesick sometimes.';

'>>2649737
strange since I have much more in common with Asian girls half my age than with a western roasties of my age. I don't want to do anything with globohomo and "the current thing" degeneracy

why couldn't a tik tok zoomer become a tradwife? tik tok content there is quite different from the west';

'>>2649733
>age gap makes things easier
truth. gender roles are well-defined with a wider gap - youth/fertility exchanged for experience/stability. as has been the case for all of human history.';

'>>2649745
You say this then just a few years she gets sick of your wrinkled old nutsack and decreased libido and finds a pinoy sidepiece. Sucks to suck.';

'>>2649737
>find shared interests
men and women do not, in general, share interests; we complement on another. the illusion only supported by the necessity of shared working spaces. in the ideal, she adopts your interests, tastes, attitudes, and politics. shared interests were just a proxy for in-group selection and were traditionally extensions of the church - religion being upstream of all preferences that contribute to long term stability. bullshit such as liking the same television shows or some other irrelevant nonsense is just coping with the deteriorating cultural conditions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlgkDCZI1CQ';

'>>2649746
lol much cope. young padawan, in that scenario, she has more to lose than i...
in addition, i would see it coming before she realized what she wanted.';

'>>2649750
>she adopts your interests, tastes, attitudes, and politics
Trying to impart these on an 18 year old tik tok zoomer is a hilarious idea. Hey there little girl let me tell you about this thing called grunge music. Little girl you need to stop with your generation's ideas about what it means to be a female, relinquish your autonomy to me, a man with fading youth and an easily dinged ego! I shall imprison you in this relationship. I shall scoff at those Taylor Swift songs you love so much and beg you to stop listening to them in your company. I will not do the tik tok dances with you for I am getting older and my bones simply cannot move that way. You must submit to me unconditionally!

Recipe for failure if I ever heard one.

>>2649753
There's always another dick anon. The market is flooded with dick. She can find dick at 18. She can find dick at 25. She can find dick at 35. She can even find dick when she's 45 years old. Hell she can even cuck you with another foreigner if she gets sick of you. You're extremely naive about this.';

'>>2649756
>bitches be like...
>BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
oh ok, anyways...';

'>>2649750
this
women don't really have they own mind or interests
they just adopt those interest which are expected of them or which give them the most benefit

>>2649756
>Trying to impart these on an 18 year old tik tok zoomer is a hilarious idea
it will happen naturally and gradually, why couldn't you do tik tok dances as 35 or 40yo?

>There's always another dick anon
that's why you marry a young virgin and then impregnate her quickly, gives her something more useful to do and think than muh dick
and if she is 45 then kids are already grown up, her taking another dick would be a good excuse to replace her with a younger model

with every message you sounds less like a genuine contributor and more like a shill who tries to prevent white men from finding a good young wife';

'>>2649760
>why couldn't you do tik tok dances as 35 or 40yo?
I shall age with dignity.
>impregnate her quickly
Other men still fuck women who have children. The reverse uno baby trap isn't going to save you from your gradual decline. This shit is just pure cope for people who could never find a woman who loves them and are desperate at their core.
>with every message you sounds less like a genuine contributor and more like a shill who tries to prevent white men from finding a good young wife
Someone has to counter the distilled cope and delusion that spills from some of the misguided souls that find their way to this land of scams and deceit. You can indeed find love here but if you are delusional you will find ruin instead.';

'>>2649756
>relinquish your autonomy to me
we are talking a PH here which is still a traditional country
properly raised girl never had any autonomy to begin with, at one point in her life she just moves from her father's household to her husband's
that's what she excepts and that's what her mother and grandmothers did before

giving that kind of girl a full freedom and treating her as your equal leads to disaster';

'>>2649765
They're never going to rebel when they marry a literal grandpa and reach their 20s while he's in diapers, just, well because he said so. Boomers are fucking retarded man.';

'>>2649768
>marry a literal grandpa and reach their 20s while he's in diapers
wtf? we are talking about 20+y age gap here, not 50+
what kind of man needs diapers in his 40s or 50s?';

'>>2649768
>They're never going to rebel when they marry a literal grandpa
rebel? son, she's never going to get to the next town because i dont give her enough gas money. i keep her daily calories under 800 kcal, so she aint walking either...';

'>>2649770
>what kind of man needs diapers in his 40s or 50s?
the zesty kind...';

'>>2649772
Like she can't find some dick right where she is. Also just because she can't divorce you doesn't mean she's going to stick around. Your kids will have a new daddy. I already know what you're going to say.
>new younger model
Lmao you can't marry the second one because you can't divorce the first one. You already had the daunting task of seeking out the first one and sorting through everything that stood in your way. Like you know disapproving family members, her friends making fun of her, etc... Now you're doing this shit again as an even older man. You've learned nothing! But whatever gen xers are just as retarded as boomers I guess.';

'99% of women lack a strong drive to plan and execute complex tasks
in PH the whole society has been structured to be passive and docile

30yo mother of 2 who has been happily married for a decade isn't suddenly going to "rebel" and cheat because her 50yo husband (who still mogs easily other men around her) has few extra wrinkles or pounds';

'>>2649778
Believe what you want anon. All around me I see relationships crumbling. Family drama unfolding. Shit happening. If you think you're immune to it feel free to dive head first into it. Your neighbors are going to bad mouth you, your wife, and by extension her family. There's a good chance her family will see you as their own personal ATM. An old white man is synonymous with a sucker in this country. You will be walking a well trodden path with the assumption that somehow you're not like the rest, you're different, you're special because you'll only settle for a pure virgin maiden. Lmao there's a lot you still don't know and can't know until you live it, experience it.';

'>>2649692
I'm 55 and regularly bang at the 18-20 age range.

It's very possible to keep them around, but usually women of that age aren't worth keeping long term. They generally get smart and stop doing stupid shit by the time they are 26';

'>>2649780
I know she was a virgin because she is a good catholic looked me in the eye and told me so. Her mother also told me she is a virgin. I was a 40 year old virgin too.';

'>>2649780
so you're saying that if the age gap is below 10 pinays are loyal tradwifes, if the age gap is 15 or more they are cheating golddiggers

that's not how the women work, if she wants to cheat she will cheat regardless of how small is your age gap';

'>>2649861
Once again let me quote myself, as I quoted myself before.
>It could be more than that I'm sure but the further you stray from it the more trouble you're setting yourself up for in the future.
Another caveat, the older she gets the less the age gap matters! Again, if you're 40 and trying to marry a teenager you are a stupid motherfucker and need help.';

'>my wife was a virgin

This is how we know you married an ugly Filipina. The Philippines is notorious for pretty 11-13 year old girls getting raped by male relatives and nothing ever gets reported. She wouldn’t be a virgin is she is pretty. Someone would’ve gotten her virginity long before you came a long.';

'>>2649869
Uh, anon, it's not like I hear about creepy pedo shit going on around me all the time. You're just making shit up to suit a narrative you want to push. I met more than a few virgins and they weren't all uggos. Plenty of girls from good families who just had a sheltered upbringing.';

'>>2649869
>>2649870

Totally not true.
Have the GF's super hot but very young sister here. She's untouched and staying with me for a few days, innocent as hell and if anyone touches her, it'll be the end of them.

She's not even socially awkward, but is very much mentally a kid. Some guy will be very lucky someday.';

'>>2649872
That's very much what I was trying to avoid when dating. The whole mentally still a child thing. You see it so much with Filipina teenagers. Yet you meet some girl that's 24 and has been working for a few years and she already seems like she's been beaten down by life. Seems like you just can't win and the criteria you set for the perfect gf seems more and more insane as you talk to hundreds of girls filtering out most of them. I narrowed it down to just a few and ended up finding my wife.';

'>>2649870
You are simply delusional. Everyone can see it. You’ve had nothing but contradictory replies to your delusions and you still hold firm to your delusions. You have totally fucked up. You married the LBFM. You never marry the LBFM. This has been known since the first US soldier landed in 1899.';

'>>2649880
I'm doing just fine anon. I married a conservative (in the Filipino English sense of the word) church going girl fron a province. No regrets there. My marriage has already lasted longer than my parents did, that counts for something if you ask me. Everything is smooth fucking sailing. I know what fucking up looks like thanks to my own family members doing it repeatedly, it's definitely not this.';

'>>2649886
Yep you sound delusional. I bet you will next tell us that you actually like Jollibee and balut.';

'>>2649888
Jollibee is fine, never going to try balut. Anyway get off my nuts. Surely there's something better you could be posting than suppositions about me. Don't you have anything going on in your own life? Do you live in the Philippines? Have you spent any time traveling here?';

'>>2649890
Perhaps you should stop telling the thread that’s all about visiting the Philippines for sex tourism, how stupid you were to marry an LBFM.';

'>>2649891
Sex tourism discussion is banned on this board, retard.';

'>>2649890
Next thread you should keep quiet unless you have recommendations for good bars, casinos, hotels, buffets, and other fun places instead of telling us you married the barangay’s virgin aso and are living a perfect kano life.';

'>>2649893
>Sex tourism discussion is banned on this board, retard.

Yeah that’s why we use code words and local phrases, dipshit';

'>>2649894
Next thread you shouldn't reply to me over and over so I keep talking about it you braindead fuck. If you don't like my posts hide them. You can't talk about cooming anymore, haha tough shit loser. I know you fucking hate it faggot. Open your mouth about the activities you so love and you'll catch a warning or a three day. Lmao you're a loser back home, a loser in SEA, and a loser on this board who will get bullied by the jeet janny. Sucks to suck boomer. The long promised dirt nap is approaching. Soon we won't have to hear any more from you old timer mongers about the good days when all the cheap charlies could get what they wanted for 1000 pesos on Fields Ave. That day can't come soon enough. Die slow boomer.';

'>>2647141
>I want to look for a wife
this is a classic example of derailing tactic employed by glowniggers:
1. one anon asks a good question
2. another anon provides an answer
3. then this second anon is constantly attacked and harassed in hope that he will stop posting

>>2649893
that's the point: derail the discussion from finding a wife to general cooming, after which the whole thread will be nuked and evidence destroyed
clearly ((they))) don't want their paypigs to find a brown wife and run away to greener pastures';

'>>2649897
you are the one off topic';

'>>2649898
This is a travel board. Not a mail order bride board.';

'>>2649899
Report me then';

'>>2649901
We are all here for the girls, nobody travels the Philippines for something else because its vastly inferior to thailand';

'>>2649402
>The same fucking thing as all the other guys who thought it would work. You already have everything perfect.
you know a lot of idiot dudes. I've seen filipinas come back to USA just fine, but with guys with a 0-15 year age gap, not 30.
one guy just had a child with his filipina wife.

heavily depends on the individual filipina and her values though. a negros girl is 1000% different from a [redacted; not yelling you fags] province girl.

i will say it does help to be a guy that's on self improvement or ya...stay in philippines';

'>>2649903
Ok boomer coomer, one kick from my shoe to your shriveled old nutsack and not even cialis would make your junk work again.';

'>>2649903
Yeah I agree we visit Phil for the girls but only an idiot marries the girls.';

'>>2649909
Post AARP card grandpa.';

'hello? im here...';

'>>2649897
Anon I don’t think it is the same anon replying to you over and over. I replied to you and I’m not the one you are replying to now. You just sound like you are desperately trying to justify your bad decisions.';

'>>2649912
You sound like the /pol/ anons who repeat YWNBAW and tranime. You need a new comeback. That doesn’t work if we are younger than you. You’ve already admitted you are over 40, over weight, and of below average height for a white male.';

'>>2649914
My decisions are good from my own perspective. I'm happy with them. You didn't make them. You don't need to live with them. Therefore I value your opinion like I value used toilet paper. All you have to go off of is a little bit of text anyway. I think you would need to be absolutely insane to let the people on this website tell you how to live your life. It's full of losers and fuck ups. I give advice and shoot the shit with people but ultimately I'd say even be careful with what I say, don't just follow it blindly like a retard. Try to figure out what's actually best for you, like I did.';

'>>2649915
I have said no such things anon. I fully acknowledge that this is an anime website as it is the original purpose that brought me here back in 2006. I found it because someone was posting 4chan links on an anime fansubbing IRC channel and ended up as a /b/tard. I am not an old manlet, thank the lord.';

'>>2649894
>barangay’s virgin aso

Ouch! That's below the belt, anon';

'How long is the process to try to find a gf/potential wife in the Philippines? I'm at a point in my life where I'm really trying to find love so I can eventually start a family, but I'm not sure how long is a reasonable expectation. The way people describe it, it's as if you can just go there, find a gf in a week, then get married in a few months. That doesn't sound realistic or smart to me.

I was thinking of only staying for a month or two and if I don't meet anyone that I click with in that time, visiting some other countries in Asia. Though if I do meet someone I like, I'd extend my visa. I'm just worried it will be hard to find a serious partner unless I commit to being in the philippines for at least a year or so.

Would love to hear some experiences about how the time frame was for you guys that have done it.';

'I'm only 33 and my dick doesn't get hard anymore, it's a blessing, I'm not worried about sex or even interacting with females anymore, I just want to chill in exotic locations, my mind is completely clear. Take the impotent pill bros it will save your life. I think it happened to me from all the drugs I used to shoot up.';

'>>2650051
that depends on you, your requirements and luck
since PH is quite big with different provinces two weeks or two months won't be enough
but you don't need to be continuously in the country, with a traditional girls things happen slowly, so go there, meet girls/get contacts then go somewhere else while keeping in touch with the girls
remember to not to rush, better marry a high quality girl after a year or two than someone quickly who will ruin your life later';

'>>2649974
That faggot has been at it for a few days, claimed he was a pinoy at one point, but eh I'm not impressed with his attempts. I bet he put bitch or dog into Google translate. Someone who can speak actual taglish might say something more along these lines. You think your asawa is so pure but I hear all the tambays talking about how she's malandi.';

'>>2650051
I think >>2650073 has good advice. I also want to say that you should keep in mind that you're not necessarily going to meet the woman of your dreams in well traveled touristy places. Don't be afraid to go to some places that are boring, landlocked, less traveled, etc.';

'>>2650071
Take Cialis...even if it doesn't help your dick it's a general wonder drug for improving blood flow

>>2650051
commit to being here for a year or two. Otherwise, you're guaranteed misery. It's well worth the time investment to find a much better wife that you'll be stuck with for 25+ years';

'>>2649617
>your job is dont expose her to all the bs
She's going to have a phone and make friends. She's going to be *living here* surrounded by degenerate bullshit. You're a fucking moron if you think she won't be tainted by western degeneracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIwpypavI4o

You're just one dude. The reason western women are so out of pocket is because our society has degenerated to the point where women are allowed, nay, encouraged, to be out of pocket. The reason Asian women are so much more feminine, affectionate, and submissive is because they live in a society that conditions them to be so. What do you think will happen when they are removed from that society?

Remember why you traveled to the other side of the planet in the first place. As much as anons like to rip on each other, I highly doubt it's because you couldn't get laid or get a girlfriend. I'd be willing to bet it's because western women are almost universally for the streets. You didn't change. Your wife didn't change, she was there waiting for you. The only thing that changed was the location.

You know how your mental health improves by leaps and bounds when you're in SEA? That's how it works. Only in a negative way. Leave her there, join her there, raise a family in an actual community.

>>2649674
>you should only marry your Pinay if there's mutual trust between the two of you
POP QUIZ: what do 100% of divorced couples have in common? They used to be married. It's not just about trust, it's about no man, no couple is an island, it's about people can grow in very different directions, and 10 years is a long time.

I've touched on how societies shape the people that comprise them, on that note, here's something else to consider: in the Philippines, divorce is illegal. In the states, she can divorce you at any time for any reason or no reason. You are a fool if you think her perception of your marriage, and of you, won't be diminished by living in a society that trivializes it.';

'Cubabro here...

Just back from a 14 day, 5star NPC trip around the visayas.

Cebu-Bohol-Duma-SiquiWHORE

Shangrila, Henann, Henry, Cocogrove

Apparently, their are normal tourists who visit the Philippines, they just tend to congregate in 5 star resorts. I felt hilariously out of place trying to lie away what I do for a living to the other guests at the Henann pool bar....."I kill ducks in lapu lapu city, sell stolen furniture, and am a hilariously overpaid seaman" would sound a bit odd, so I just gave vague and ambiguous answers.....

I've never seen such a normie containment zone than I have in Siquijor......bunch of wanderlust, gonna go find myself, turbo-normie nonsense going on. Makes me sick, but I'm happy the local population can profit a bit. If it were up to me, I would rob every one of them.

Anyways, it's back to the city now. I miss my squatter people';

'>>2650076
Looks like he’s destroying you anon. You honestly look pretty pathetic here.';

'>>2650156
I honestly don't care what some fag who only shows up when it's daytime in the US has to say about me. Or anyone else for that matter. Hope you both die.';

'>>2650157
Just how small is your penis?';

'>>2650159
It's bigger than that of a Filipino, that's all that matters here anon.';

'This question was probably made around 5000 times here.

Is it possible too live in the Philippines with $1200-1400 a month? I want to do 3-6 months. Is there a better place to rent than Airbnb?';

'>>2650180
It's possible yes. People who rent out their condos do business on facebook and stuff like that too, if you find someone there it's probably going to be cheaper than airbnb. You can get an apartment cheap but if you're only staying here for a few months it might not be that easy.';

'>>2650184
Please shut up retard. You aren’t even offering anything except vague bullshit';

'>>2650186
Are you even the person asking the question? What do you want me to do go on Facebook and find it for you? The original question was somewhat vague and only offered a budget. No mention of any specific city. So of course the answer shall be vague. I'm not ChatGPT. Eat shit.';

'>>2650184
Thank you for your answer.
I don't go out partying often and I don't drink alcohol. My main goal is to travel to some cool beaches and fuck Philippines girls. I would like to go to Siargao and Palawan for a few weeks, so I don't know what is the best city to have a "base home".
I will check the Facebook groups for rent, I don't want to spend more than $450 on it.

The Airbnbs condos on this range seems too small. I would like one with separated bedroom.';

'>>2650189
Cebu perhaps. From googling I can see you can get to both Siargao and Palawan from there. You would have a lot of options when it comes to finding a place to stay there too.';

'>>2650189
Searching like this on Facebook Marketplace should point you in the right direction.';

'>>2650190
>>2650193
Thanks. I was thinking about Cebu or Manila.';

'>>2650071
>my dick doesn't get hard anymore... I'm not worried about sex or even interacting with females anymore

>i'll preface this by saying all men should stick to their tax bracket and pursue long-term meaningful relationships, yes, even at the risk of being chopped in half. and ANYONE pursuing women younger than half their age plus two years is a pedo.

anon, you suspect you're impotent. you won't know until you're banging LBFMs on a regular basis. TTT&LBFMs do wonders for the libido.';

'>>2649903
This is why the anti-coomer mods are retarded. An exception must be made for the Philippines. It's a shithole. Everybody goes for the women. There's really nothing the Philippines has that thailand doesn't. The crazy part is how thailand is cheaper than the phils without being as much of a shithole. Certainly a lot of people go to thailand for the girls, but there's a whole lot more beyond just the girls there unlike the phils. Honorable mention is the 3 year tourist visa, which is a big deal. But besides that the phils is a dump lol';

'>>2650141
>In the Philippines, divorce is illegal. In the states, she can divorce you at any time for any reason or no reason. You are a fool if you think her perception of your marriage, and of you, won't be diminished by living in a society that trivializes it.
wow. that is a very deep observation.';

'>>2650198
If you love Thailand so much fuck off to the Thailand general. This is the Philippines general. I don't care how much you love eating pad thai with all the other expats in babby's first SEA destination. Here we discuss the Philippines. Nobody will miss you here if you never posted again.';

'Waaaaaaah the Philippines is such a shithole I only want to go there to coom why can't I live laugh love like I do in Thailand

This is what >>2650198 sounds like. He should kill himself.';

'>>2650200
You've been crying in this thread since the start. Constant bait posts with no substance. It's really not entertaining, just sad. Just retarded screetching. Lay off the red horse.
Ps, nowhere did I imply I prefer thailand over the phils. I pointed out why the phils is as popular as it is';

'>>2650202
Didn't even read your post. Again fuck off to the Thailand general. You can't post tales about getting your 2 inch pecker touched here so nothing you have to say has any purpose here whatsoever. You are useless.';

'>>2650205
>more retarded screeching';

'>>2650207
Nobody will touch your pecker without an exchange of payment. If this wasn't an anonymous website you would be ashamed to speak your truths but since we can't see how much of an ugly disgusting face you keep on posting your whining. Whining about how you can't talk about paying for sex here anymore. You're a loser back home, a loser here, you'll be a loser when you die frying in hell because you're a lecherous whoremonger.';

'>>2650208
>waaa waaa waaa qq waaaa waaa';

'>>2650207
>>2650202
>>2650198
>nobody will fuck you unless you pay them
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Even in the Philippines where pussy is easy
>nobody will fuck you unless you pay them';

'>>2650207
>>2650202
>>2650198
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Even in the Philippines where pussy is easy
>nobody will fuck you unless you pay them';

'>>2650207
>>2650202
>>2650198
>nobody will fuck you unless you pay them
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Even in the Philippines where pussy is easy
>nobody will fuck you unless you pay them';

'Coooooooooooomer reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard hahahhahahahaha. Micropenis man with cash in hand. Aging and wifeless, left to his devices. Ready with the barfine "this harlot is all mine."';

'Coom coom my creampie please I want to discuss my creampie I want to talk with other men about my cum you must hear of my sperm. Did you know where my semen went last night. Cum cum cum haha you guys love hearing about my cum don't you semen semen cum sperm. Just chatting about cum with the boys.';

'>>2650051
>How long is the process
However long you decide to invest into it
Consolidated tl;dr tips from all the anons
>Avoid online dating and apps
>No more than 10 year age gap
>Avoid Manila
I would probably add Cebu to that too
>University Degree educated at minimum
>Working to support herself and family
>Not a party girl / drinker / into clubbing
>No tattoos
>If she puts out first date, forget it
>Please avoid Angeles and Subic
>Goes to church
>If she asks for money or favours of any sort, forget her
>Screen her Facebook, check if there are many foreigners liking her photos
>Small family and/or learn to say No assertively
>Pick a locale that you vibe with, build networks there
>Courting will usually take up to a year, and will involve her friends and family
And most importantly
>Do not ever bring her to the West, ever. You have been warned';

'>>2650216
oh i get it, your sister is a whore for BWC. your school sweetheart left you and is now a whore for BWC. some swinging BWC took pity on you and tipped an entire weeks worth of your wages and wasn't phased in the least bit. you see that BWC still sauntering around town with a different girl every week, sometimes on the same day, and while he may acknowledge you with a nod and a "whats up bro", you know he doesnt know your name; he couldnt even remember your sisters name (which she has now anglicized). its just you, ma, pa, your younger siblings, a dirt floor, and a tin pan roof. sometimes you can here your sister and her BWC laughing when he drops her off....';

'>>2650221
Alone, alone. You're going to die aloneeeeeeee. Forgotten, unloved, and uncared for.';

'>>2650220
You can probably take away a couple of those like she doesn't necessarily need a degree. But yeah that's mostly everything. Following that not exactly but closely enough should ensure you don't fuck it all up.';

'>>2650225
I was probably thinking more of genetic potential of their offspring, her good work ethic, and if she went to a good university, the family wouldn't be so downtrodden so as to see the guy the guy purely as a mealticket.

Whilst the janny is away, anything else you would add? An anon made a point earlier how whilst not sex tourism, yes foreigners do head over to the Philippines to find partners / wives. There's nothing wrong with that. May as well help those anons lurking or contemplating it seriously.';

'>>2650220
It's good, BUT
"Courting will usually take up to a year, and will involve her friends and family" is bad advice.

It's true only on the province, and each time they onteract with you they will jack up her price (by more and more of their selfish demands), and train you into providing to their every whim for life

"If she puts out first date, forget it"
Good rule generally, but ask yourself WHY she did it, and if this is something she regularly does....you'll know the signs (e.g. if she's wet but you can't get your pinky finger in there, she may actually be in love with you and hasn't had sex in a long time)

>No more than 10 year age gap
Maybe...lots of Westerners are in happy marriages with other Westerners with a 14yr age gap. It's a guideline, as are they all.

Some things are better advice than others like:
>University Degree educated at minimum
>Working to support herself and family
>Not a party girl / REGULAR drinker / into clubbing
>No tattoos
>avoid Angeles and Subic
>Goes to church
>If she asks for money or favors of any sort, forget her
>Screen her Facebook, check if there are many foreigners liking her photos
>Small family and/or learn to say No assertively
And most importantly
>Do not ever bring her to the West, ever. You have been warned';

'>>2650229
It should seem kind of obvious but you should make sure you actually like her and get along with her. You could have all this criteria for a person and follow it but forget something as important as that and still end up miserable. That's the first thing that drew me to my wife, we got along right from the start.';

'>>2650232
Noted - good point about her family jacking up her price kek.

I suppose if his intentions were true, he wouldn't be sleeping around AND trying to find a 'trad' wife. I wouldn't personally take advantage of the situation, I believe in getting back what you put out there. That's what I did, I made a point not to sleep around and to have good intentions - found a nice girl. But hey maybe one can have their cake and eat it too.

>14yr age gap
Nice, at least she maintains her attractiveness. I was also thinking the best age would be around 24-28 for pinays, that's when they start panicking about having kids and a family.

>>2650235
Absolutely. Pinays are such sweethearts anyway, it's refreshing from all the crap dished up from whatever country in the West. I learned to let go of my hangups and not have my guard up so much, all the gameplaying really doesn't exist here (well, for those with good intentions anyway).';

'>>2650141
traditional married Asian women don't just "pickup the phone and look for random friends"
it's YOUR job to find her a decent social circle, consisting of happily married couples with children from her country
it's also YOUR job to keep her busy, which shouldn't be difficult as long as you have children
just don't be a retard who allows his wife to go out for "ladies night" drinking and whoring';

'>>2650238
>I was also thinking the best age would be around 24-28 for pinays
are you sure? other sources say that pinays don't age that well
no point of marrying a woman who hits the wall 5-7 years later';

'>>2650242
I'd say they age more gracefully than white women.';

'>>2650242
Well I find them attractive beyond 30 kek compared to western women (who wall at 25). Admittedly, some do blow up after popping out a kid or two, and there seemed to be a lot of overweight women in Manila

But if he can get a 18-23 yo that isn't infested with tik tok / feminist girl boss crap, more power to him. I just see the young ones sharing heaps of progressive thinking BS now on Facebook.';

'>>2650222
>forever alone
>pays for sex
you think these are insults lol. the number of western guys who, after having been through the divorce wringer, seek to simply be left alone and have convenient relations is not insignificant.
>alone
solitude is a luxury you've probably never experienced in your life.

>alone
>not at home
>alone
>not in a crowd
>alone
>if not for the horns adrone
>alone
>unsuitable for marriage, never proud';

'>>2650244
>>2650247
I mean compared to other Asians, who often look good even when they are 40
western women age like shit, that's why we ignore them';

'>>2650253
>solitude is a luxury you've probably never experienced in your life.
I have experienced it and it's good in small doses. Not good enough to devote my life to MGTOW sour grapes cope and hookers like you. With each passing year it will become more pathetic. You'll long for your youth but that's one thing you can never get back. Old age is going to absolutely BTFO you.';

'the beauty of being a white man is that you actually have a choice in life with women:
you can get married early
or you can have serial gfs
or you can fuck whores
or you can fuck sluts
and you can switch between those at any point of time. yes you can have a long term relationship even when you're 60, just you need to lower your standards a bit

it's pointless to fight and feed the trolls who are either shills, roasties or browncels trying to gatekeep';

'>>2650262
I don't get too bothered unless someone comes here and tries to shit up the thread. In that case it's time to repeatedly insult them until they move on. While some things may be forbidden to discuss here I am not going to hit the report button unless I think they made a low quality post. I didn't report that 40 year old virgin talking about his experience in Angeles. Only retards with nothing interesting to say deserve that treatment. Coomer shit that would be better off on internationalsexguide has no place here.';

'>>2650199
I drink and I know things.

>>2650240
There's a Mike Tyson quote that is brilliant in it's simplicity, which I'd like you to consider now: "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Life, as you know, can and will punch you in the mouth.
>traditional married Asian women
Is irrelevant, on account of your wife very much broke tradition when she married you. She's demonstrated a capacity to go against tradition and expectation when it suits her. That is to say, she have agency. You'd be wise to make note of this.
>it's YOUR job to find her a decent social circle
>it's also YOUR job to keep her busy
OK, so you've got this covered... but... about that pesky agency we just talked about? What's your plan when she meets someone you haven't pre-approved? What happens when someone you *have* pre-approved isn't 100% who you thought they were? What happens when these people start putting ideas in her head? Also, is she picking up the kids from school, or are you? I imagine she'll meet the parents, namely, mothers, of other children... I imagine she'll talk to them. I imagine not all of them will share your ideas on marriage and family. You're not going to be with her 100% of the time. There can, and will be variables that come into play that you didn't account for, and that will be outside your direct control.
>just don't be a retard who allows his wife to go out for "ladies night"
This is really easy to do with girlfriends. Less so with wives, who from a legal standpoint in the US, essentially have you by the balls. See with a girlfriend, if I don't approve of something she does or expresses a desire to do, I can always remind her the door exists. You can't do that with a wife. She owns the door, you're just the castrated fool who pays for it. Also, what's your play when this exchange goes down
>I can't go out with you guys, husband says no
>OMG he's so insecure and controlling
and her wheels start turning?

-continued-';

'>>2650240
-continuing-
Finally, whether you're aware of the verbiage or not, you're essentially talking about the concept of establishing and maintaining the frame of a relationship, and good on you. The problem is, you'd be breaking frame simply by bringing her here.

And why would you want to? You do love this woman, I'm assuming? Then why bring her to such a degenerate place which, on a foundational level, undermines your identity as a husband, hell, as a man?

Take my advice, don't take my advice. There's always the chance it works out. Me? I like to follow the numbers. I'll tell you this though: every anon ITT reading what I'm saying knows I'm spitting bars of wisdom at you.

...You do know if you stay in the Philippines and she doesn't make you happy, there's nothing really stopping you from finding a fresh new 19 y/o and sliding your cock down her throat, right? You do know that, I hope, because I promise you that your wife does... and man is she looking forward to the day she need not worry about that.';

'Thoughts on Thai travelers thinking that the Philippines is full of child prostitution?

I was there for almost a month and never saw a single child prostitute. Is it really common or just myths?';

'>>2650326
Child molesting hands typed this post';

'>>2650332
12 is the age of consent so it is legal in the Philippines, anon.';

'>>2650238
>I was also thinking the best age would be around 24-28
going for old women because they are desperate enough to accept you is low energy take
if you're white then you are the price, so act accordingly
think what kind of 28yos are available? first you won't have many women left in this age group who have never been married and don't have kids, then her body count is likely to be high and if she is attractive she is likely to have issues
good girls are taken early, it's not the west where women start looking for the husband when they hit 30';

'>>2650349

No it is not. Also, even if it was legal it wouldn't be acceptable. Like 14 is the legal age of consent in Germany and Italy. But still not acceptable.';

'>>2650349
>12 is the age of consent so it is legal in the Philippines, anon.
It's 16 now.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/philippines-raises-age-sexual-consent-12-16-rcna18939';

'>>2650352
acceptable by whom? Internet Roastie Squad?';

'>>2650355

Everyone. Like, if people found out you'd lose your job and such. In Denmark 15 is legal but when a politician did it he got blacklisted and banned from his party. He will never get a job ever again. He is an indenpendent now but will never get voted back in again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Fonseca';

'>>2650355
Nobody likes pedos. You can screech about muh roasties but pretty much everyone hates you and hopes you die, chomo.
>However, while consensual sex with a person under age 18 is not statutory rape, it is still a violation of the law if the child is found to be "exploited in prostitution or subject to other sexual abuse".
Good luck even arguing that fucking a 16 year old wasn't abusive in some way when her family is apoplectic about it.';

'>>2647044
>ph gf just broke up with me
does jbw work in other countries too? if so which one';

'>>2650363
in every non-white country
effects are different for each one of course';

'>>2650363
Probably but I only know about the Philippines. There's always another pinay.';

'>In 2023 alone, the BI excluded 171 foreign nationals who were previously convicted of sex crimes, or are wanted for such cases.

>The BI has likewise apprehended multiple pedophiles in Philippine soil. Notable among these arrests are cases such as the apprehension of French pedophile Theddy Douglas Tissier in Makati just last December, and the successful capture of octogenarian pedophile David John Buckley in Cebu last November.

They really called this mf an octogenarian lmao.';

'>>2650371
Yup that looks like a pedo to me';

'I don't expect my 19 year old pinay girlfriend to participate in my boomer hobbies. I expect her to suck my dick and cook me food.';

'>>2650434
>in my boomer hobbies
Darts, Golf, and F1 I’m guessing';

'>>2650434
>cook me food.
You can’t get good food in the Philippines unless you really like Topsilog and sweet Spaghetti. I did find some decent cheese in S&R once. But that’s a 3 hour drive from the province. Since I wasn't stupid enough to marry a pinay, I just eat mall food for 2 weeks and then fly back to Thailand for two weeks.';

'>>2650371
FYI the only reason the MBI is doing this little bit is to keep the foreign assistance flowing. They told the Aussies they can’t afford to do it themselves. Duterte raised the AOC to 16 and now MBI gets billions of pesos from the West to do basic law enforcement. They don’t really give a shit about flip kids. They give a shit about not being able to skim from foreign grants.';

'>>2650214
>>2650215
>>2650216
>>2650217
>>2650218
Embarrassing. For your sake, you should be glad 4chan is anonymous. Having a meltdown on the internet is really sad.';

'>>2650321
Nobody talks about it because countries work together to crack down on it. While a lot of abuse gets swept under the rug for influential people like epstein, Doctors without borders, and the like, the FBI and other 1st world agencies work together to stop it.

So yes, child abuse happens everywhere. In the west, but also thailand and the phils. You just don't hear about it because the people doing it don't talk about it. It's a high risk thing if they talk about it that will get them jailed. You can be jailed for being a kiddy diddler even though you did it in another country';

'>>2650480
Relax. This is 4chan. If you want to come here and fill up our threads with shitposts we will show you how it's actually done by making even worse ones. Merely whining that you can't make coom posts like that worthless waste of semen did may not be enough to attract the attention of the mods so he has to be made to feel unwelcome here somehow.';

'>>2650453
Eh as long as the known foreign pedos get turned away at the airport and the unknown ones constantly have the threat of being taken to immigration jail then deported and blacklisted looming over their heads I'm happy about it regardless of why it's happening. They all get their faces put all over different news sites from the Philippines so it's an even worse situation for them than just being on a registry. Anyone with Google will know they tried to come here to diddle kids. The BI press releases section is based. I love reading about how they btfo diddlers, Chinese and Korean scammers, pajeets, and other retards.';

'>>2650452
Bot post? I said she cooks me food, imbecile. When food is prepared at home it can be almost anything. Can't tell if you are dumb or automated.';

'>>2650630
Most likely dumb. I've never seen tapsilog served in a Filipino household and I've spent years living in 2 of them already. That's fare for a roadside stall. The sweet spaghetti is for a special occasion like a birthday party. He doesn't know what a pinay would cook for him because he's simply never had one cook for him before. Also as you said if you want her to cook you something that would be unusual in a Filipino household because you're sick of adobo, fried chicken, or whatever you can just ask! The assumptions people make about food in the Philippines are some of the dumbest of all the shit I hear about this place. But it serves as a pleb filter so anything that gatekeeps is good in my book.';

'>>2650601

Why are you talking like that. Are you a Filipino?';

'>>2650637
What would give you the impression that I'm a Filipino? What do you think, that as a foreigner in the Philippines my sympathy should lie with pedophiles, scammers, and stinky pajeets? Get the fuck out of here. English is obviously my first language btw.';

'>>2650593
>iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg
Embarrassing.';

'>>2650642
Whatever boomer coomer, you still can't talk about your whores here. Move along.';

'>>2650645
Nobody was talking about "whores". Stop drinking so much, and maybe you'd be able to read. And you wouldn't have so many meltdowns.';

'>>2650630
Please tell us where you are getting all of these fine ingredients. I would appreciate the tips. I’m pretty disgusted by the garbage selection at Puregold, Robinsons, Waltermart, and SM. The supermarkets are like a burgermutt’s processed food wet dream. I tried the street market and the flies and rotten stink drove me away. So tell us where you are shopping, wise Kuya';

'>>2650661
>he didn't follow what led to the spam mocking the boomer coomer and came along to defend him anyway';

'>>2650667
>shitting up a travel threat by telling everyone about your ugly virgin wife

You don’t belong here. Go back to VisaJourney';

'>>2650666
Well Satan while the selection at Filipino supermarkets can be a bit lacking I don't mind it that much. If you're more discerning look into S&R or Landers. On the subject of wet markets, well, you moved to a third world country. Oh no my tender first world sensibilities! I ate food that came from dirty wet markets and I simply don't care because that's part of what you are signing up for when you're moving to a literal third world country. You can try to buy the best of what's available at all times but at a certain point it just becomes cope. You can't control for every variable here. You will get diarrhea! Even as you develop immunity to the third world bacteria something is going to come along and btfo your dainty little first world immune system someday and you'll be in a public bathroom stall wondering what you did to deserve this.';

'>>2650669
We had lots of productive discussion about dating and finding wives yesterday. If you think it doesn't belong here report it. Otherwise fuck off.';

'>>2650670
I’m not worried about upset tummy. I’m worried about pollution. You can only do consume so much heavy metals before you end brain damaged and bragging on 4chan about your life with your flip wife’s family and your cuck shed';

'Test';

'>>2650673
I had a great shitpost written about how if you are afraid of becoming a prolific 4chan shitposter you should just block it in your hosts file with complete instructions. Filters were blocking it for some reason or another. So I'll just tell you to google search how to do that instead and of course fuck off.';

'What are the most affordable and also most livable cities and provinces?';

'>>2650688
How livable a place is depends on what you want to do there. Bigger cities have a cost of living that are higher than sleepy provincial ones. Yet they could still be considered very affordable by western standards.';

'>>2650688
BGC';

'We need two distinct Philippines threads. We need one for guys who want to party and have no interest in going native or marrying a pinay. And an another thread for the guy to tell people how he married a virgin pinay and you can too!';

'>>2650692
If you want to talk about partying just go ahead and talk about it instead of having a little cry. Just hide any posts that offend your delicate sensibilities.';

'>>2650693
Nobody is having a cry. We are all collectively laughing at you';

'>>2650694
You keep acting like someone is somehow preventing from talking about "partying", well anon what is this partying you want to discuss? Paying visyan whores to touch your two inch pecker because you're a dorker and nobody will otherwise? You can shit up this thread with futile attempts to troll me all day long and act like it's some kind of collective effort. The only person who agreed with you was that literal pedophile who got banned last night. Go ahead and samefag to try to save your doomed effort. I really don't care. Now what is this partying you wanted to discuss, where's the party at, who's partying, what kind of party are we having?';

'>>2650666

NTA, BUT:

Landers generally is best, BGC Landmark is also good. S&R is hit or miss (lots of processed junk) but also some good things

'Vintage cheddar cheese' from australia is pretty nice if you like cheddar cheese';

'>>2650666
Lmfao are you kidding? You need help shopping now? Just shop online for spices and buy meat from a local butcher. Rice/sides can come from anywhere.

What is this snarky disbelief attitude you have towards probably the most basic fucking task any adult knows how to do?';

'I don't know how delivery drivers survive in this weather. Just being outside for 5 minutes make me want to run for cover.';

'>>2650728
If you admit you came here for no purpose other than sex then yes, it falls under the umbrella of sex tourism. Posts about this type of thing will get deleted. Usually they just give out warnings for it but if you're a persistent little shit you might catch a 3 day. There are entire websites for these kinds of discussions where you won't get banned. You should consider going to them if you don't like the rules here. Hell you could start your own image board, why not, mongerchan or whatever lmao.';

'>>2650723
Are you buying your dairy products from shopee, kuya? Why are you so unhinged and projecting so hard?';

'>>2650732
Bans are so easy to evade. My shitty flip ISP changes my ip ten times a day. What sucks is when Ive not been banned and suddenly get a ban notice that expired 6 months ago from someone else’s IP.';

'>>2650777
My IP on Converge never changes unless I force it to which I don't really like doing. It's been the same since I last did that like a year ago and I had a good reason to do it. Only thing that's shitty about it is the CGNAT. While ban evading is easy it's not worth it wasting your time on a bunch of posts nobody cares about or likes anyway that just get deleted. You can't get a conversation going that way. I've been warned and banned so many times so I just follow the rules the best I can now. I was giving anons advice on how to get laid but that was a bit too much and got me the sex tourism warning so I just shut up about it now.';

'>>2650781
Honestly anon, it is worth it. The jannies are shitheads. Make them clean it up.';

'>>2650723
What a Fag';

'Western Union or should I just open a Charles Schwab account to handle my cash needs?';

'>>2650796
Western Union is pretty shit. I used Xoom then later switched to Remitly when I was sending money to myself from my US debit card. As long as you can handle the $5 fee every time and don't mind filling out a form then sitting in an air conditioned Cebuana location for a few minutes it's great.';

'What’s is the normal amount of cash to give a girl’s mom? Her mom is always asking for money. I’m in the middle of sesh with her LBFM and she is asking for liquor money.';

'>>2650808
Zero pesos';

'>>2650665
https://youtu.be/p1VK8zBOyuk?t=74';

'>>2650808
>What’s is the normal amount of cash to give a girl’s mom?
ass or grass. nobody rides for free...';

'Bros how do I get one of the really pale, beautiful, and almost white Filipinas like Alex Gonzaga? I’m tired of these cheap dirty sea monkeys';

'>>2650828
Be rich I guess';