'MYSTERY NIGGAS';

'WHERE
IS
MY
WIFE?';

'obligatory smug tax';

'>>473606978
dead';

'obligatory bun tax';

'https://files.catbox.moe/tt7dpm.mp4';

'>>473606978';

'>>473607856
BASED';

'>>473607856
imagine that ass crushing your ass...';

'fuck jagex
fuck investors
fuck smol indie company
fuck brighter shores
fuck osrs
fuck dang
fuck bdj poster
fuck paintlorefag
fuck violet
fuck necro
fuck bunnies (not)
fuck runefest
fuck vault of whales';

'Our game is actually dying fr, bros...

If Jagex doesn't have something huge to announce for rs3 at Runefest, it's probably over.

At least we have OSRS and I doubt that will die.';

'Leave the bunnies to me';

'My girl wears the pants in the relationship (or rather, she's always in mine) and she says no rabbits allowed';

'>>473610909
destroy anya
kill anya
snap anya in half
melt anya into scrap metal at the forge';

'>>473610401';

'>>473606967
Just pretend this is a Roadmap';

'>>473606978
I genuinely enjoyed Arch's level progression and how if was afk JUST enough to prevent from xp loss due to lobbying.';

'>>473622593
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE';

'Hail to the Skull Lord';

'>>473622593
Dang is a white woman. Does that mean she fucks dogs?';

'>>473607856
built for shota cock';

'Grace of the elves worth? Brooch?';

'>>473630505
yes and yes, grace of the elves more than brooch of the gods';

'grace of the roleplayers and brooch of the e-thots';

'cumscape';

'>>473608838
Even the shitposters cant be bothered posting anymore.';

'>>473644478
i miss the BDJ poster so bad. i never thought i'd miss having a guy talk about my anus so much';

'>>473622593
This is actually pretty hot. How did you get AI to do that??? Impressive work anon';

'>>473644603
Me too. Sometime I fantasize about the BDJ. In the supermarket. Like I will be trying to decide whether one packet of 400g crisps for $3.85 is better value than 2 packets of 190g chips for $1.95 each, taking into account one brand is slightly better than the other and the opportunity cost of having to open and then dispose of two bags rather than just one. In my imagination I hear BDJ laughing and making some comment about the fate of my rectum.';

'>>473647961
do you live in the UK? because if you do, it honestly might not be entirely in your head. you could be getting stalked by mod blkwitch irl.';

'>>473625934
Based skelly chad
A
S
A
D
O';

'>>473644974
My Dang lora for consistent Dangs, then a lora to add extra details to keep the prompt focused on the task at hand, then large breasts + deep cleavage for the totally canonical proportions.

>>473644478
I liked the concession accepted guy who would be a contrarian and just bait people into arguments. At least that kept us off page 10 a little longer.';

'>>473655053';

'>>473630505
Grace with Dark Facet allows for using AHK at any gathering skill for hours without checking';

'If Dang was around during the Falador Massacre all the players would've ganged raped her.';

'>>473655053
SEX!!!!! SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEX DANG SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>473664659
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!';

'>>473659126
Does that not get you banned, even if you just click the same pixel every 14 minutes exactly?';

'Updated';

'>>473666214
kill yourself incel';

'Fall now and be forgotten';

'Place your bets what typos are they fixing this week';

'>>473644478
And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.';

'>This event will introduce a new variety of Proteans – Unstable Proteans! these are overcharged Proteans that will give players 10% more XP then previous ones, but they are not useable during DXP and do not benefit from Knowledge Bombs
Kek';

'Patch Notes:
>ABSOLUTELY NUFFIN
hahaha';

'they gave the people doing the egg hunt bug a 3 day because reddit was crying so much about it. explain this mentality to me.';

'>what if we do the meme but leave out the word "boys" because that's literally genocide
i hope the company goes under';

'>Grace of the Elves: Extremely good, everyone needs one
>Luck of the Dwarves: Very nice, no reason not to have one if you can afford one
>Ingenuity of the Humans: Shit. Not worth the price at all. Most people don't even know this exists.
Humanbros... Our response to this??';

'>>473704883
We're letting the other races show us up!! Sigmund was right';

'>>473682389
nyo. sex with dang.';

'>this week in runescape: plushies
it's so over';

'who the fuck even plays this shit anymore';

'>Wilderness Flash Events: The Wilderness Volcano has launched a large rock high into the air above the wilderness. It will land soon near the Chaos Temple.';

'>>473717167
I haven't logged in since December. Just check this thread every now and then.';

'>>473717167
me';

'>>473717167
i logon every wednesday to collect the necromancy travelling merchant and open oyster';

'Major themes of the RuneScape story:
-Sacrifice, Loss, and Death (Vos, Jas, Mahjarrat, Guthix, Mah, Necromancy, Funorb, Stellar Dawn)
-Family and Friendship (Myreque, Gower Quest, Seren, Fort Forinthry, Holiday events)
-Experience, Discovery, Wonder, Magic, Adventure, and Solving mysteries (Guild Quests, Race Quests, Treasure Trails, Haunted Mine, Elemental Workshop, Lunar Diplomacy, Grim Tales, Anachronia, Archaeology)
-Humor, Joy, Amusement, Fun, Laughter, Irony (Penguin Quests, Pirate Quests, Bandosians, Gower Quest, Violet is Blue)
-Fear, Fighting fate, Independence, Freedom (Cave Goblin, Dream Mentor, World Events, The Elder God Wars)
-Repetition, Diligence, Loyalty, Patience (Training skills, Ironman mode, OSRS, Collection Log, Azzanadra, Kerapac)
-Anticipation, Preparation, Prudence (The Grand Exchange, Jas, Discord)
-Disappointment, Emptiness, Hopelessness, Sadness (Zaros, The Great Revision, Erebus, PvP)
-Confusion, Insanity, Illness (West Ardougne, Dagannoth, Floor 61, Broken Home, Sliske, Runelabs, Celestial Dragons, Xau-Tak, Amascut, Senntisten Asylum)
-Deception, Anger at the game developers (Pay to PK Riot, Evolution of Combat, Sixth Age, Reddit, Twitter, Unfinished Business, Menaphos, Once upon a Slime, 2024 Roadmap)';

'We're fucked and dead. Even richfag is moving Dang over';

'So... where are the updates for actual new content besides MXT shit and 'patches'?';

'>>473735540
Oh god please no, keep that E-thot out of OSRS!';

'>>473735540
>>473737293
Thicc colosseum thottie is coming bros';

'>>473717167
I got through two weeks of the hero's pass and level 80 necro before losing all will to continue playing';

'>[Game Update] Things that aren't part of the game';

'>Waiting months to years for bugs to be addressed
Guys...I don't think we're the favorite child anymore...';

'>>473735540
Grim.';

'The werewolves currently don't recognise Vyre authority and Misthalin is apparently keeping a close eye on them

Can't Vanescula just go down an kill Jerrod';

'page died';

'>>473756996
yeah. dead game';

'alchemizers both reaching max cash again';

'>>473760112
What the hell were you alching?';

'I don't know what to do anymore bros. This has been said a thousand and one times in this general but the game is actually dead, I even tried to play OSRS but I couldn't, they don't even have lodestones or the TOOLBELT for fuck's sake. Had to carry around a hammer and tinderbox for some retarded reason.';

'>>473762369
pvm drops';

'So once RS3 enters maintenance mode and officially dies, do we all move over to OSRS and troon out?';

'>>473765995
You haven't already?';

'>>473766178
>person with a coffin of andy and leyley profile pic is a degenerate
wow, surprising';

'>>473763590
Wait... os doesn't have the toolbelt?';

'>>473735540
Holy shit, dude. It's genuinely, unironically over if we can't even fucking Dangpost anymore. I haven't logged in since the Christmas event but I've at least still been hanging out in this general since I love you shitposters. But then all the shitposters started abandoning the game and /rsg/. Now we're losing Dangposting too? There really is no reason to keep up with RuneScape anymore. I'm not restarting on OSRS because I'm not dealing with those autistic skilling methods and lack of run energy. Guess this is it then. I'll miss the Kawaii Sugi poster but that's really all that's left anymore. Hopefully I'll see all you gamers in the future if RS3 starts getting actual content again.';

'>>473763590
>>473767043
Alright I know this /rsg/ and you shouldn't take it or 4chan seriously but you guys need to stop spreading this shit.

In 2024 not having a toolbelt or infinite run energy are NOT the end of the world in OSRS.

Here is what I did years ago and what you can do to move over:

Transfer a decent sum of RS3 Gp to OSRS through a swapping subreddit/fc/service of your choice. Use that GP to purchase starter supplies off the GE after getting off tutorial island. If you've never played OSRS at all they have a potion above super energy called 'Stamina potions'. You carry 1 or 2 as you go about your travels as a level 3 and you'll be running for minutes.

While there aren't any lodestones there are so many purchasable teleport options. The Construction revamp unlocks a Nexus and many transportation conveniences as well for your PoH. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that the remaining /rsg/ posters have maxed and even comped RS3 accounts with stacked gear, EoFs, wealth, etc.

Even if you only liquefy a quarter of your wealth you can jump start Prayer levels for your protection prayers, Construction levels for a good PoH with convenient transport, and Farming for seeds.

There is also an optimal quest guide list that gives you the best order to do quests in. Combining that with Runelite will speed you through the early game. Skills aren't a slow slog anymore. If you're done with RS3 like I was I can honestly tell you guys it's not that bad making the switch over and giving a GENUINE try. I'm Infernal Maxed now after jumping ship back in 2022. I came back to RS3 briefly for Necromancy but went back to OSRS. The new Varlamore expansion and everything that's coming including Sailing is going to be quality.';

'>>473735540
>>473737293
>>473737652
>>473746419
>>473767043
It is grim to lose Dangposting though. She still keeps some of her RS3 gear though judging from that colosseum outfit so I'd just consider her a hybrid RS3 OSRS character';

'>>473769438
I don't really blame the richfag for jumping ship, the mtx and shilling campaigns as well as the lack of content is a turn off but I think what really bothers people is how Jagex regurgitates old content by either reskinning, recoloring, and making content unisex where you can't differentiate the gear being sold fit for a Male or Female.';

'>>473763590
Make Runescape Roadmaps.';

'Anyone play on any private rs3 servers? Are there any that arent just fighting 500 wacky custom pvm bosses?';

'>The leader of the Zamorak followers had once had a great friend. However, when they were still young they had both fallen apart in a disagreement over religion. One decided that Saradomin was the god for him, and the other chose Zamorak. It just so happened that when the City of Ardougne called for help to rid them of these Zamorakians, that the incoming force were Saradominists led by the other ex-friend. This in-turn led to a battle simply known as 'The Great Battle', perhaps because little was known about its activity with it being a small battle in terms of numbers, (although not in power, we suspect).

>The battle produced two survivors - the two ex-friends, both being the most powerful mages. It is said that they settled their differences on the grounds of the friendship they had lost, as well as the loss of life and time.

>Settling for the neutral god Guthix, the two went about their ways to spread equality among the people. One of the friends became king, to listen to people's views and ensure a fair and equal life for everyone, whilst the other friend founded the market place, allowing people to trade their skills and wares under equal rights and opportunities.';

'What's a good general purpose relic setup? Mostly bossing but also afking slayer and necro.
Conservation of energy, fury of the small, death ward?';

'>>473773843
yes';

'why do i feel nothing';

'>>473775260
Lack of new quests?';

'>oh man this game doesnt get any updates
>continues to pay so xhe can get 200m firemaking
kwab';

'>>473777723
I haven't done all the existing content, why would I need updates?';

'I see you adventurer... you can't hide.
Make them all pay!
Iban will save you... He'll save us all.
Kill, maim... murder.
Death is only the beginning.
Blood, pain and hate.
I'll swallow your soul.
The power of the gods could be yours.
Hear me...
I will release you...
Join us!';

'Bill: I have worked far too hard on this fort to give it up like this.
Bill: We've had murders, we've uncovered ancient mysteries, we've even dealt with an undead invasion right on our doorstep.
Bill: No. This will not be the bloody end.
Bill: This is my home. OUR home. We will show this miserable Zemouregal the strength of Fort Forinthry!
Princess: *Inspired barking*
Oak: After thousands of years, life is being restored to this land. It's beginning to heal... I cannot stand aside and let him take it from us.
Father Flint: Aye. By the Gods, we will smite this heathen down.
Guard captain Sofía: No. There's no turning back now. We must avenge Cyrus.
Aster: I am in this until the very end, Your Grace. The fort shall not fall while I still draw breath.
Overseer Siv: By V's grace, I will not back down from a fight.
Rodney: I can't leave you all... You're everything to me. I won't be exiled from another home.
Player: If there is anyone who wishes to leave, I won't hold it against you. Now is your chance.
Silence fills the room.
Player: Thank you.';

'How much is moonstone jewelry selling for? I was trying to get a bracelet of passing the other day for speedrunning miasma runes but I wasnt able to get one for 1m with the offer in for 2 days';

'>>473784259
26m';

'Archivist: He was the closest the master came to perfection. Ideal muscle mass, imposing stature, powerful innate magical ability...
Archivist: But despite his great power he was meek. Docile.
Archivist: He would indulge in gentle physical contact and frivolous entertainment with his targets, instead of destroying them. Pathetic.
Archivist: The master hoped that this weakness would resolve itself once he reached maturity. It did not. Physical coercion proved...unsuccessful.

>The play is quite unique in that each of the actors is disguised by a wooden mask obscuring their features. The masks are grotesque in their imagery, each of them a mockery of whatever creature they are attempting to imitate. The human faces are twisted and gaunt, trapped in the rictus grins of the damned. The vampyre faces are little more than oversized jaws with large fangs and the demons, well, you can just imagine how they might look. Beneath the masks are a collection of unwashed and poorly dressed street rats. It gives the impression of some dreadful outreach program using the arts to inspire the unwanted to strive for citizenship.

>These wooden-faced actors are at least more animated than the previous occupants of the stage, yet they move with a strange jerkiness of movement that underlines their lack of professional training. They speak with a strange tone to them, as if they are ventriloquist puppets having some sort of deranged get-together. The entire performance feels more like a puppet show than a proper play.';

'>>473783759
i hated this friendship scene';

'>>473768570
lol, the irony.

>'Stamina potions'
>purchasable teleport options
>you can jump start Prayer levels
>Skills aren't a slow slog anymore.
>Infernal Maxed now after jumping ship back in 2022

So what you are really saying is that OSRS keeps shifting towards rs3.
And as more rats escape the sinking ship of rs3 and pile into OSRS they will bring their cancer with them, accelerating the rate of change.
Then once the rs3 refugees become a majority, they will start squealing about making the game easier and more "progressive". Then Jagex will start bringing in mtx, more outlandish cosmetics, fuck over pvp, and add more faggotry until the old players leave and the cycle starts over again.
I am literally farting with laughter.';

'>>473788342
Jumpstart Prayer levels with GP gained from swapping assuming you’re a semi-competent RS3 player you retard.

This is said so frequently and yet it needs to be said again. The playerbase that composes OSRS are EoC refugees and anti-MTX. They will quickly vote with their wallets and prevent any changes of that nature from drastically affecting OSRS.

If you actually follow the post and give it a chance instead of just posting stupid shit on the /rsg/ you’ll see.';

'fuck lodestones
fuck infinite run energy (resting is okay)
fuck toolbelt (you don't have the skills to wield a hatchet? in your inv it goes noob)
these always seemed lime "cheats" for rs to me, I'm not saying osrs is better due to the lack of this but rs3 without em would be nice';

'>>473789389
>lol, just buy your skills with rs3 gold!
You see, arsefuck, that's the problem, only you were fucked so hard up your arse by your grandfather you cant comprehend it.
>osrs players stronk! resist mtx! stronk!
Not when the boatloads of rs3 refugees arrive, but your attention span is so short you couldn't read that far
>If you actually follow the post
The irony, lol
But not surprising seeing how incompetent whiny little fucks like you ruin everything. But hey, you win. You dumb cunts do win at ruining everything.';

'Megan: Is there anyone more self-involved than a wizard? I get it, I do. As a wizard, you have to study for years. You have to find a niche that no wizards has found. You have to fight over whatever resources there are. But none of them - not Joss, not Sloop, not the Wizards' Tower - can see how self-centred they are. The Tower's just a chocolate box of egos, all in a variety of flavours.

Zaros: Forgive me. But why should we be imprisoned by the half-baked ideas of a child that dreams itself a god? I see a different way. I will find these Elder gods and I will claim my birthright. I will become as they and then I will make this universe ... perfect. Will you come with me, dear sister?
Seren: No. Mah does not understand the harm she inflicts, but we would. I will not compound the problem the Elder gods represent, by helping create one with an ego.
Zaros: Then I will do this alone.
Seren: You misunderstand me brother. I cannot stand with you, but I will stand against you. As long as I live, I will stop you from becoming an Elder god.
Zaros: Sister ... do not do this ... we could create a perfect universe.
Seren: Or become its end.

Seren: None of you understand, do you? You refuse to understand.
Seren: For as long as I've been alive, I've been looking for something. I didn't know what it was - I didn't even know I was searching.
Seren: Zaros. Mah. Guthix. The Elves. None of them were enough. Nothing was, until I found these eggs.
Seren: Before, I thought my path was the same as the other gods. I was destined to drain their power, or else destroy them. Now I'm not so sure.
Seren: The hatchlings speak to me. They are alive. The most alive anything has ever been, and...they know me.
Seren: They love me.';

'Your harp is 20% out of tune.';

'undefined';

'!!!';

'ROONEY
SCAPEY';

'undefined';

'next roadmap? runefest or late june?';

'>>473822874
when is runefest';

'>>473606823
Wait Dovydas already abandoned yet another rs3 account AGAIN? Has it been like 3 times in the past 6 months or what?';

'>>473824521
osrs got new content';

'>>473606823
Rune Carlson';

'>>473823806
7 & 8 september';

'undefined';

'They should have named him Rune instead of Max and called it Rune’s Cape.';

'You should convert all your RS3 GP to OSRS while you still can.';

'How many opals 2024';

'Summer is cancelled, no sun for anyone!
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/may--june-content---our-updated-plans';

'>>473848970
>We've heard for many years now that you want bigger and better Seasonal Events
What are the chances that they are actually spending real dev time making fucking seasonal events instead of real content lmao
Monkeys paw so epic it might as well fist you';

'>>473848970
>Pride: Our Pride Event will also return, with new additions!
But why?';

'Manifesting high vibrations for RuneScape 3. This game is dear to my heart. I'm still holding out hope that one day they'll fix this game.';

'>>473849924
The absolute state of RuneScape';

'WELL
THANK
FUCK
THEY
CAN
STILL
MAKE
NEW
PRIDE
CONTENT
GOD
FORBID';

'>June: New Archeology Dig Site - Daemonheim
Good';

'>>473852735
The culmination of a story lasting fourteen years!';

'>>473852735
Finally can get my passive lotd and not waste a relic slot.';

'>>473853303
Is that a real thing?';

'>>473853564
Yes.';

'>>473853564
They want to make some relics passive. Haven't said which ones.';

'>>473853680
Wtf hazelmere bros our proposition ring is about to crash with no survivors';

'>>473853689
The only other viable option is mobile.';

'>>473853213
To this date I've never reached the final floor. I didn't even know what was down there until I was forced to do the miniquests as part of a requirement for Necromancy and only recently learned that Zamorak had a hidden base down there.';

'>>473836879
Retcon a few years ago.
Every world has an "animasphere" - or a runescape.';

'>new quest is more fortslop';

'>>473855793
Finishing the narrative.
At least they aren't taking on a building you'll need to make first to pad out time.';

'SECOND RITUAL SITE';

'>>473856908
Seems worthless outside upgrading the new ring.';

'>>473856908
for what purpose, its not like theres a player limit on the first one';

'>>473858641
"Oh fuck what can we tack on for reward space?"';

'>>473856908
>>473858641
This better be a ritual site with completely different set of rituals (it won't be) or I'm mailing jagex hq minecraft in real life';

'>>473848970
Why the fuck were they gonna replace Beach anyway. It literally already did what everyone wanted out of a holiday event.';

'>>473858981
It's the same but disturbances last longer and ritual components last for longer so less ink used, tradeoff is no souls (which don't matter past 35k) so it's a buff for everyone post-Rasial.
Also
>No 4th conjure still';

'>This quest marks the end of the Fort Forinthry series, but will also introduce some elements and characters that will feature in a future storyline.

yfw they just copy the rest of Dragon Slayer 2 for the next plotline';

'>'They are thralls Vicendithas, a means to an end. Without us they are powerless! They are unintelligent... they are nothing!' he repeated this over and over.';

'>>473864226
That's exactly why they're replacing it. Beach also has the hole, which made them seethe about people not liking DG.';

'>'Vicendithas the youngest of the Kin. You will amount to nothing!' They lie, they all lied to me. They will burn in the fires of the abyss and my perfect daughter will send them there!

>Zaros: And yet the fear in your voice betrays your words. There is doubt in your eyes, not fire. You lack the confidence and naivety you wielded the first time you challenged me.
>Zamorak: But my power has increased exponentially. What I have lost in naivety I have gained in wisdom.
>Zaros: Yes, the kind of wisdom only loss and hardship can bring.
>Zamorak: You know nothing of what I have been through.

>Seren:[...] But nothing lasts forever, even for an Elder God. I was powerless; nothing I did or could do would ever be enough. So eventually I too left, hoping that there would be something out there that could help. Mah, I am so sorry that I am a part of your pain. I never wanted to abandon you. Player, please, drive back these fears.

>Bilrach: Hmm, Mah stirs...the clock is ticking faster. I see no other path to salvation, my lord.

>Moia: Don't be stupid, Adrasteia. I don't want to kill you.
>Moia: Someday soon, my lord will return, and he will take this world for himself.
>Moia: I want you to face that, Princess. You've spent so long in your shining towers above the clouds of Hallow. I wonder what you know of cruelty. Of war.
>Moia: I want to see what it does to you. I want to see what you become.

>"We saved it. Brother. Can you feel it? Pain, no. It has a beautiful mind. Me. It. We. Together. Help you. We can. They have freed me. Are you there? Time's coming to free you. [The rest of the note is smothered by crude drawings of diamond shapes.]"

>They have the power to change and the power to unchange what might have been and what has been.
>The wheel still remains unbroken for now; it points to one end which is always present.
>The wheel spins ticking like a clock pointing to time past and time future.';

'runescape is dead';

'>>473870242
long live runescape!';

'rs3bros, we are so back';

'>entire team was using all their effort to do holiday events
How the fuck is this possible? The old Gower team (and even OSRS) casually did them in their spare time.';

'I don't get why jagex struggles so much with making good holiday event.
>Make a 10/15 min miniquest.
>When you complete it you get the reward.
>No token grind of any kind.
There I designed a holiday event that doesn't take 3 months to develop and keeps the players happy.';

'Bros we are so back. RS3 is being manifested rn. Fr fr.';

'>>473875616
im manifesting a will to leave this piece of shit finally behind after 20 years';

'Lol';

'>>473876317
Calling it now. It wil only work with the necromancy basic attack and not every necro abil.';

'>>473876457
I'm sure it'll work with all necro attacks just fine, it's just fucking terrible in comparison to the other ring effects. I hope the theme here isn't to release shit items for necro so that way it'll eventually not be so OP';

'>>473876786
Maybe you combine it with te undead rex drop to make it better? Something like 1/2% additional crit chance for every soul stack?';

'>>473878285
Anon that is the undead rex ring';

'>>473875491
>10-15 minute quest
>No token grind of any kind
That's the problem. They NEED player engagement to appease their masters. If we just had a quick and funny quest like OSRS, you wouldn't be forced to sit there for dozens of hours slowly grinding tokens with awful XP rates.';

'>>473878421
No.
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-quest--requiem-for-a-dragon';

'>>473878705
Oh, I'm gonna be honest I thought it was the ring because it gives the same amount of strength bonus as the other rex rings
Since I'm already retarded might as well complain something else irrelevant, who the fuck looked over this and thought ye thats a fine format';

'>>473878705
So wait, what does the necro Rex give then? This ring is clearly on par with the other BIS rings already in terms of stats.';

'>>473878643
>They NEED player engagement to appease their masters
Then they should make good contend so players play the game. Also if they want to keep people busy they should stop TH from shitting out like 100k xp from just the daily keys.';

'>>473879268
We don't know. Maybe it doesn't give a ring upgrade at all. Maybe it drops a crystal the buffs the conjurers amulet.';

'>>473879343
Anon you clearly don't understand the minds of the shareholders. They want maximum whale milking (those the 1/20,000 chance on TH for the big prize), while also getting maximum engagement (force players to play for dozens of hours, and manipulate them into doing it with FOMO content).';

'>>473879656
im unironically in favour of fomo content, not because i care for it, but because i know its the easiest way to get shitters back in. ye theyll complain but theyll also be back for the next fomo';

'>>473879268
codex for the fourth conjure';

'>>473881945
That would be hilarious, but they just said they have zero plans for the fourth conjure any time soon. I wish I could just summon 3 skeletons and a ghost.';

'>>473872372
Because the only people working at Jagex are women and diversity hires, all the actual talent have either left, moved to OSRS, or got fired. They literally have to outsource the game to pajeets for actual updates that isn't MXT shit.';

'>A blessing from the gods appears, interested in your actions.';

'>>473839308
Nah, OSRS is fucked too. It will become just as gutted as rs3. Its already on that track. Better to just trade out for real cash and buy a real game.
Also dont buy into the Brighter Shores meme. Those Gower fucks will sell it out to the Pozz Merchants soon enough IF it becomes popular and provides anything like a genuine runescape experience.';

'>>473889698
Correct.
Many people fail to understand the vast difference in productivity between those with talent and a work ethic and those who are just there to earn a paycheck. ( Perhaps because many people are retarded and fall into the latter category ).


Put it this way. Ten diversity hires will NOT accomplish in one day what one talented person will achieve. When they finally do accomplish something ( if at all ) then it will be fucked up or useless.

How does this situation arise you might ask? Okay, firstly corporations often engage in power building. They hire more people becasue that makes them look more powerful. Many of the people they hire think the same way and push for more hires to make themselves look more powerful in turn. Second, the sort of people they hire are those who are functionally useless but are actually quite good at bullshitting on their resumes and CVs, aside from metting the diversity quotas. Really productive people cant be bothered with that sort of bullshit, they just want to get on with getting the job done, not spending countless hours puffing up every time they took a shit into "Consulted with stakeholders, increased efforts, and successfully accomplished key performance indicators."';

'>>473909064
>kpi
leave corpo talk out of this you're gonna give me ptsd';

'>7 years since the last penguin quest';

'What's her problem?';

'>>473912642
>still no penguin end
>still no gnome end
>still no Menaphos end';

'>>473917501
Works fine on my machine';

'>>473910106
>corpo talk
>ptsd
That's the last thing I would want to optimize for our resources, Anon. We are onboarding with this challenge and optimizing our synergized responses accordingly. The delta is of course transformative and integrates our targeted content management with existing client focused benchmark systems.';

'>>473912642
>>473918087
>we can't conclude those quests
>but we can do this';

'>>473922609
That one still cracks me up.
>blog post dedicated to showing Jagex is utterly incompetent when it comes to managing resources (somehow holiday events require the entire team?)
>they explain they will no longer expend considerable resources on meme events
>BUT HEY WE MADE A FAGGOT EVENT
I'm honestly convinced RS3 has a skeleton crew, and OSRS got all the budget and employees.';

'>>473922609
mod foul is destroying the game';

'The corruption of EASTER with tranny shit was the final straw for me. I RWT'd my red and I'm done with this shit.';

'>>473927995
I only do my dailies, log in and log out. Negromancy spoiled the game since there's no point in trying to earn BIS for your iron anymore. Ironman was fun due to the limitations and when you finally got that drop it felt like an accomplishment but now it feels like a chore just as if it were a Main account. But I keep coming back to this game like an abused bitch.';

'>>473919982
dang will smite you';

'Why did they make Reldo a nigger's disguise?

Why do they constantly reuse old characters and add twist reveals no one asked for instead of just making new characters?';

'This kills the Guthix';

'>>473933228
Why did they give Armadyl a husband, why is he touching cloacas in a gay way';

'>>473927648
>mod foul is destroying the game
For faggots that is always the intention. Destroy anything that is good and has a majority straight male population.
Whether they do so consciously or unconsciously doesn't matter. What matters is that faggots, in fact all of the LGBT crowd, are pawns used to inflict demoralization on normal white people. Its all about showing who is in control and that there is nothing to be done about it. No way to fight back. Give up and obey. Run off somewhere else and they will track you down and destroy what you have built. DEI will be included in everything and you can't do a fucking thing about it. Your cultural icons, your entertainment, your schools, and your institutions, your government, even your language, will all be pozzed. You will all be forced out.
James Bond Movies.
The Lord of the Rings.
Critical Race theory.
Common Core Mathematics.
University admissions.
The Armed forces.
And so on. Every last thing, old or new.
No corner will be left untouched.';

'71 necro; should I do 85 greater communion rituals to unlock tier 3 spectral scythe now, presumably improving combat xp rate, or should I grind 90 combat first and then unlock it which will only take 22 powerful communion rituals?';

'>>473934443
>Update:';

'>>473939303
I personally would choose combat';

'>The month of June';

'>>473954692
...and that's a good thing!';

'The builders of the rainbow city had worshiped no god. When the gods went to war, their opening salvos blasted the city to nothing and left no survivors save the light creatures. They had no god to protect them.';

'DEAD ENDING';

'>>473965674
Sorry we all moved to OSRS';

'>>473965674
>use necromancy to revive the thread';

'>>473976953
No! Necromancy is evil!!! We need to use our friend making skills to bring it back to life!';

'>mfw the state of RS3
Unironically, how can Jagex unfuck this situation? It seems they have literally zero plans and are in panic mode. The Necro Rex for example is a rushed release, with Ramen asking people what drops it should have only a few days before release. We've also been told they're running on a skeleton crew, such that it takes their entire office's focus to do a holiday event.';

'>>473982142
Firing mod foul and removing all the tranny shit he added/plans to add to the game would go a long way.';

'>>473982142
Have a rich chinaman buy the company and relocate the offices to Asia where they rebrand the game into what it was supposed to be - a medieval realm but that resembles muh japanese animays. They're not afraid to have blond hair and blue eyed figures.';

'I'd love to see the actual budget and crew size differences between RS3 and OSRS. Is it truly a matter of size/budget, or are we just stuck with wacky troons who don't k ow how to do their jobs? Honestly I don't even find OSRS bad or unfun. The biggest barrier for me is starting all over after having played and comped since 2004. That and fuck run energy in OSRS.';

'>>473980248
But what if I ask the undead politely?';

'>>473985379
And anime catgirls?';

'>>473992147
Is this not good enough for you?';

'>>473992767
Literally the ugliest shit known to man.';

'>>473922609
>>473927995
>Jagex still keeps trying to force irl politics into our medieval fantasy game despite the huge protest from all players banding together the first time they tried to force it on us
Rather than listening to the fans and never doing that shit again, they decide to double down on the faggotry.';

'>>474003695
The problem is they hire faggots who push this shit, on top of a very vocal minority that spews the usual YOU'RE VALID TEEHEE :)))) shit.';

'>page 10
Thread is as dead as the game';

'ports unlocked :)';

'>>474016149
gz';

'Imagine how much better this game would be if Jagex weren't Jewish.';

'Just a few more months until Brighter Shores releases.';

'>>474020269
I wish jagex was Korean. At least then I could goon to massive fox girl tits while I spin.';

'Sorry for the intrusion but I miss BDJ poster so much that I have to cope by posting this:
"Haha! Jagex! Assfucking! Haha!"
Am I doing it right you think? Am I capturing the very soul and essence of a typical BDJ poster post? Do you think he would be proud of my efforts?';

'safecracking was a very good update';

'>I shall rape your soul!';

'hello chat, I used to play a lot of this game in 2014-16, I got to something like 2500 total level. I never really liked the combat, except dungeoneering and raids/rise of the six. I loved dungeoneering.

how is it these days? worth getting back into? my friend told me that inflation has been so crazy that i won't even be able to afford a bond, so... not so sure, haha';

'>>474045031
the game is dead but it's still fun enough if you enjoy this sort of game
i was comped back in 2018ish, quit playing until late last year, re-maxed and started a vegan that i've been enjoying';

'me rn';

'for bunposter
i try to get better quality, there is also baby bun in the yard';

'>>474053852
WHAT A GOOD LITTLE GUY...
You better not let anything happen to him because he's very important';

'>>474054598
i protecc as much as i can, but i've got plenty of ogleroots if they come after my tomatoes';

'>>474055692
Let him have some tomatoes! You don't need them all!';

'>>474055980
if the rabbits eat them now they're only stems, no tasty maters yet
maybe i'll plant some marigolds nearby to keep them safe';

'>>474056367
Farming lvl irl?';

'>>474057159
not very high, i've only just started growing';

'>>474057506
Continue growing stuff so you can feed the local bun population and attract every bun in the neighborhood to your yard';

'>>473992767
heh';

'>>474045031
I quit sometime after AoD and before Solak (was comped at the time) and started again last month. Having fun so far playing through the new quests and learning the new bosses. Archaeology and Necromancy are both pretty easy.';

'>>474041694
I thought I was the only heard who heard it like that.';

'>>474041694
*blocks your path*';

'I was just drunk enough to want to add to the rabbitposting.';

'I know nothing about this game, but I played OSRS 15 years ago or whatever. I wanted to check out RS3 at least once, and it seems kinda neat so far, just doing tutorial island stuff. However, my brother was telling me to just play oldschool, and it seems like there's a lot of doomposting in this community; what's up with that? Is it just a content drought?';

'>>474067498
yeah you should probably just sudoku your account, rwt it for fifty bucks and then leap off a bridge';

'>>474067498
Yes and no. They do still come out with content regularly, but all the content is all aimed specially for FOMO whales or fags. Then once a year we get something new for the PVM elite.';

'>>474067498
The game is doing fine right now; the real content drought is in OSRS if you don't care about Great Kourend or Recycled RS2 Content.
OSRS has spent 1 year developing Sailing with fuck-all to show for it';

'>>474067498
If you can get past the clusterfuck of an interface, like the combat, and don't mind the 80% smaller population or the fact that you can buy xp with a credit card, RS3 is pretty good.';

'Black stone dragon:
Arrrgh! It comes!
Black stone dragon:
Hsssss...
Black stone dragon:
It tears me apart, again.
Black stone dragon:
NOTHING can protect us from the darkness.

Black stone dragon:
The fathers took a part of the shadow and birthed me.
Black stone dragon:
That part of myself FILLS me with anguish!
Black stone dragon:
Every living thing contains a darkness...
Black stone dragon:
...but I am made from it!
Black stone dragon:
If I destroy you who overcame shadow's grip...
Black stone dragon:
...I could be FREE of it myself!
Black stone dragon:
SHOW ME THE LIGHT!';

'You think you've won? It will never be over until you lay broken!';

'>>474041694
>HA, NO MORE GAYS';

'>>474067498
i quit osrs in 2020 and started rs3, currently there are no updates whatsoever but that was the reason why i quit osrs in the first place (if anyone remembers how for the longest time the nightmare was the only new content). currently taking a break from rs3 due to said content drought however i would never in a million years go back to osrs, eoc is actually fun';

'this game went to shit as soon as they started pandering to spinnies';

'ENDING DEAD';

'>>474080553
I don't understand why anyone actually buys keys now. I could understand it back when Max Guild was the only way to access a boss portal, comp had the best combat stats, and there were still some grindy or click-intensive skills, spinning 99 mining or fishing or runecrafting or whatever might make sense to get access to those things, but every skill is fast and AFK now, you get handed tons of free xp just from daily challenges and keys, and you only need 70s-80s to do all the quests, and 90-ish combat stats to do all of the bosses. That's a few months of pretty casual play. Comp isn't best-in-slot anymore, and War's Retreat replaced the Max Guild, so there's really no reason to even max every skill unless you enjoy the grind, let alone go for all the autism capes.';

'>>474089067
>That's a few months of pretty casual play
Or 30 minutes of spinning';

'>>474089067
It’s gambling for people too gay to use runechat';

'>Rasial is going to rape me
>Zamorak wants to give me the Irreversible treatment
>Kerapac wants to break me under him
So much sexual energy.';

'>proteans that cant be used during dxp
XD';

'>>474097831
Explain. Last I checked all the proteans work fine during DXP.';

'>>474104379
dont reply to the schizo';

'>>474104379
proteans but red. the continuous nerfs to TH they've been doing since the last year or so are a good thing for the game I guess. not like the mods could every convince the shareholders to outright remove it this is the best they can do.';

'>>474089067
Don't you put max cape on cape stand and wear the zuk cape?
I don't really need a sign of life so I can just settle for a strength cape but the other capes have utility that's nice.
I want to max just for the sake of it but I hate slow afk content with no real gameplay like wc and minning and fishing.';

'>>474106015
You always wear Zuk cape
If you're maxed, you have 3 cape perks that are always active in addition to the one on Anachronia';

'>>474105756
>10% more XP, but doesn't work with DXP or knowledge bombs
That sounds like complete trash.';

'>>474110362
and thats a good thing.';

'getting close';

'>>473825134
Been months since his last rs3 video though, so nah, this game is just that fucking boring.';

'https://youtu.be/73-_bBPjJUE
le power creep';

'>>474114037
>armourless female avatar
>incel music
every time lol';

'>>474114037
Way too much effort.
Rootling skip is nice though.';

'>>474114484
incel music would either be nigger rap or anime osts';

'>>474115242
looks like we found one. incel music does not mean >music I dont like.';

'>>474115350
?
i only listen to anime osts';

'>>474115409
?
I just ate some chocolate.';

'>>474115618
nice';

'>>474114037
what the fuck did i just watch';

'>>474114484
Not my cup of tea, but unironically better than 90% of the music in rs videos that are just ear rape dubstep
Basic bitch outfit, though';

'>>474065239
Dang makes me feel funny downstairs';

'>>473735540
>>473737293
>>473737652
>>473746419
>>473767043
>>473769438
>>473769687
You're all retarded btw. As long as richfag keeps her duel cap as part of the design then she would just now qualify as both an RS3 and OSRS character.';

'>>474121764
You are retarded';

'>>474122464
No you are, so don't talk to me like that';

'>>474123774
retard';

'Dang doesn't deserve us.
Through good times or bad? Nah bitch took off. Fuck that shit we can do BETTER.';

'>>474125737
Smooth brained retard';

'>>474127329
no brained retard';

'>>474126201
Nigga the only things we have coming are a Moksha ritual site re-skin for Daeminheim, a fucking new holiday event and a pride event no one asked for. Look at the state of RS3 I don't blame richfag for jumping ship.';

'>>474127452
Mithril brained retard';

'>>474127731
Nigga it makes sense that our GF moved in with her ex when we both went homeless!
Literal cuck behavior.';

'>>474131831
Our GF didn't leave you dumb wallasalki. She's still an RS3 based character since the Duelling cap only exists there which means I can still dangpost,';

'>>474133510
Our GF isn't fucking her ex, i still have one of her shirts!';

'>germany servers laggy as dicks
>uk servers has nothing but trannies and room temp IQ mongs
i hate being euro';

'Will I ever be a real elf?';

'>>474142264
If i cant be a fucking werewolf, you cant be an elf.';

'>>474142759
>wanting to be a degenerate furry
Even worse than wanting to be a knife ear.';

'>>473606823
>bolg dropped 600m in the last 2 weeks
>sub 2b probably within a month
>fsoa already almost under 1b
>bonds 120m+

I honestly don't understand what Jagex is doing. This is just reaching hilarious levels of incompetence. Necro needs to be kneecapped extremely hard but Jagex seems intent on killing their game. Unreal honestly.';

'>>474089067
i buy keys when i like the outfits
it's fun';

'>>474150603
>>bonds 120m+
wtf, that's insane. I'm done with this game. No way am I dropping 2.5b on premier. I'll just cash out.';

'>>474156118
how poor are you lol, lmao';

'>>474156118
literally do 5 kills at zammy lmao';

'>>474156118
just flip burgers for a couple of ticks lmao';

'>>474156118
lol just change your in-game gender and wear the furies outfit for free gp';

'>>474156118
just make sound investments, do daily shop runs, vis wax, flash events, and camp high value bosses like Z&V, Solak, Rasial, and Zam lmao';

'>>474164882
you sound like a fkn nerd';

'>>474165430
lmao';

'lmao';

'>>474165430
you sound fkn broker than a redditor';

'undefined';

'>>474166018
Whore';

'Why the fuck do bonds cost so much now?';

'>>474057506
He will help';

'>>474169809
Supply issue probably';

'>>474065239
SEX WITH MY WIFE, DANG
also i see that file name
post your ffxiv name and server NOW
>>474166018
I LOVE HER... why did she leave me for OSRS and take the kids... how do i cope with waifu loss...';

'>>474171949
Cuck';

'>>474172971';

'>>474171949
As long as she's wearing that stupid hat then she never left. OSRS doesn't have a duellist cap';

'>>474171349
very cute';

'>>474171949
Eclaire
On Gilgamesh
Search comment Dang';

'>daily spins
>b2b purple
well there goes my luck for the year';

'>>474178301
I'm in Sargatanas which means you're within my grip
im coming for you and i will destroy you (my search comment "professional carbuncle petter; im gonna hug every carbuncle")
(im obsessed with carbuncles)';

'>>474174997
At some point you're going to have to round up every single piece of Dang AIslop you have (both sfw and nsfw) and pack them into a zip file or imgur album or SOMETHING and link it to us';

'>>474181515
I love Dang but I'm feeling lazy anon do I have to?';

'>>474182052
yes because i have to GOON
at some point
it doesnt have to be right now';

'>>474181515
I do have all my gens in one folder that should be small enough to catbox. Im warning you though, some of them are SLOP';

'>>474182825
It's worth it, please anon';

'Once the gift has been accepted, it falls to the recipient to begin the next stage of the ritual. They must prepare a surprise of some kind for the other ilujanka, something to elicit genuine shock. This can be as simple as leaping out from the bushes screaming at them, or it can be something altogether more subtle. The difference appears to be dependent on the length of the intended relationship.';

'>>474186289
i'm not sure if anyone's told you this, but i like your drawings anon, if they are your drawings
they're a bit silly but runegame needs more silly, keep it up';

'>>474183150
Ok, my Dang archive is just over the limit for catbox and litterbox is down right now. If it doesnt come backup in an hour or two then I'll have to use megaupload or some shit.';

'>>474186938
already got my cock out in preparation';

'>>474186776
thank you';

'Have fun playing troonscape niggas. Hope you enjoy fighting undead rex 587 times to get gaysex codex. Maybe you will get it before the LGBTQ8RN2DI2Q+-!;> event.';

'>>474189092
took too long to post the AIslop so i jacked off to >>473992767 instead';

'>>474150603
>necro is only outclassed by full sweat range
>but BIS range is billions, requires multiple swaps, and enough autism to count your hits for bolg
>meanwhile all you need for Necro is to sit at a literally AFK boss
Necro itself needs a massive nerf so that it's magnitudes weaker than the other styles. If you just buff the others up, there's still no point to using them when necro is so much cheaper and easier to use.';

'What in the Final Fantasy 14 hells is this and where do I get it?';

'>>474199748
i dont know what im even looking at here';

'undefined';

'>>474199748
https://runeapps.org/forums/viewtopic.php?id=1587';

'APOLOGIZE';

'DEAD ENDING';

'>>474199748
>>474212873
>there are people so braindead they can't track their own combat status
Time left on Bloat is the only thing I ever lose track of.';

'>>474232452
>he cant count to 20
?';

'>>474233072
I usually just can't remember when I last used it.';

'>xir doesn't follow the spreadsheet that tells you when to press what button';

'>>474233240
AAAAAH JAGEX ARAXXOR DROPPED A WEB WHEN I USED VOLLEY! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT A BULLSHIT MECHANIC I WAS DOING WHAT THE FLOWCHART SAID!';

'>>474233324
way to out yourself as a shitter. if you had followed the spread sheet you would have skipped the mechanics.';

'ENDING DEAD';

'>>474233324
Rax is a nigger and I am.not afraid to say it. The fact Jagex keeps that faggot simp spider propped up with biting 4 comps is ridiculous. Somehow they're fine with murdering Barrows by letting ED4 drop undead comps like candy, but heaven forbid if some other new source of biting 4 was made.';

'>>474241125
only change rax needs is replacing damage reflection with damage reduction.';

'>>474241235
Rax needs to be shelved entirely. I want a newer, better source of biting comps. Some boss should drop an item called "bottle of spiders" where its only use is to be disassembled into nox comps. And make it fairly common like the undead comp drop from ED4.';

'undefined';

'Why did they do it?';

'>>474241125
>>474241235
>>474242327
you can literally camp ss with cryptblooms lol, lmao, how bad is this general at the game';

'>>474258142
Can you go and camp rax with ss+cryptblooms. I'm interested in seeing how long you'll last once rax webs or a razorback spawns. No don't say you'd stop attacking rax when that happens, that was never the argument.';

'>>474258869
rax does an animation like 4 ticks before the first spider spawns, and mirrorback can only ever be at a specific spawn which is only the 3rd spider on the first wave, like i said how fucking bad at you at the game lmao';

'>>474258869
People with autism shouldn't have access yo the internet.';

'>>474259079
I never argued that.
Now can you please go and use ss+cryptbloom and attack araxxor while he webs or there is a razorback on the field and record it. I want to see how long you last.';

'>>474259261
what do you think "camp ss" means? just how retarded are you?';

'>>474259315
it means you camp ss. Now can you please record yourself camping ss+cryptbloom while attacking rax while he webs or there is a razorback on the field.';

'>>474259457
and why would i continue attacking rax during reflect just because im camping ss?';

'>>474259457
Why would you keep hitting him when he webs?';

'>>474259524
i dont know, i never argued that, you did.';

'>>474259585
wait, so you thought "camp ss" means you afk the boss? is this le epic troll?';

'>>474259758
i never said that. now can you please go and record yourself camping ss+cryptbloom while attacking rax when he webs or there is a razorback on the field.';

'>>474259850
the absolute state of shitters, go get your schizophrenia checked :DD';

'>>474260024
why do you shitters come in here, blaster your headcanon everywhere, get mad then shit yourself once you get called out';

'>>474260116
>no u!
the last grasp of the shitter making shit up in his head and getting mad about it, unconditional surrender accepted';

'>>474260243
see how he recoils once he is called out';

'>people actually bother with shit that has mechanics
Just camp Rasial and make 100m/hr without having to do anything.';

'Just do Zamorak and skip all his mechanics';

'>>474264478
i can't do that on 500% so I won't do this boss';

'no one wants to make a new osrs thread so i guess this is it';

'>>474263923
this is why i think being a spinnie is depressing, just follow the top gp/h until you kys';

'>>474266493
Even as an ironcel Rasial is optimal. Why chase multiple bosses with absurdly rare drops when Rasial drops the entire BIS Necro kit at a super generous 1/100 drop rate?';

'>>474267695
you got me there';

'>make a joke about flowchart shitters crying over webs/mirrorbacks
>turns into autistic argument';

'>>474268180
They majorly fucked up by not spreading the drops out. Vorkath should have dropped parts for necro armor, and Rasial should have only dropped his weapons. The fact you can just go to sleep at a boss who can be AFK'd and dies in about a minute with 1/100 drop rates is absurd. Doubly so when he's all you need to be BIS and said gear is on part with uber sweat switchscape.';

'y'all should hop on osrs';

'>>474268962
Convince me to do it. OSRS definitely tickles my nostalgia boner, but stuff like the crap run energy, node teleports, and lack of other QOL stuff is a massive turn off.';

'>>474268962
why do you think im here, i already quit osrs. would never go back btw';

'>>474269375
-train agility
-train magic and buy jewellery/achievement diaries, poh etc,
just pretend like rs3 is skyrim and osrs is morrowind, yeah there isnt a literal fast travel but the amount of navigational utility there is compared to a game like classic wow is just absurd and borders on ridiculous, plus theres fairy rings and spirit trees and gnome gliders and canoes and wildernss obelisks, dont want to rant longer but yeah';

'oh yeah theyre also changing agility for osrs soon so run energy will last longer and chsnge every level';

'>>474269957
Still seems like a ton of work compared to the node network and essentially unlimited run energy that RS3 has.';

'>>474266132
lol';

'>>474271280
delayed gratification
also in osrs people dont have the walk animations of stroke survivors with synaptic nerve injury which i think is a big plus personall';

'>>474272323
>no wings or ridiculous overrides
You have convinced me to play OSRS.';

'>>474273329
i didnt say that but yeah theres no transmogs or silly over the top cosmetics either and the limited run energy encourages fashionscape and only carrying what you need';

'>>474273818
Does OSRS have an OC waifu? I think thats why some people dont want to leave this game.';

'▲
▲ ▲';

'>>474273329
>>474273818
>>474276895
The day Dang starts wearing stupid wings is the day I attack jagex';

'>>474276895
OSRS' waifu used to be Nieve until Jagex killed her off.';

'Dactyls basically replaced Gnomes as Anima Mundi Scientist antagonists

Kind of hard to take Glourphie or Glouck seriously when even the Player surpasses them with Invention';

'>>474287245
Why the fuck hasn't the player being an inventor been used more in quests both plot wise and for gameplay purposes in quests?';

'>>474289749
Because getting three skills up to 80 plus whatever invention requirement on top of that would make it on par with master/grandmaster level quests. Which means they would need to put in actual effort into making a quest rather than making miniquests or stealing them wholecloth from OSRS.';

'>>474263923
Why dont you flip some burgers instead for 300m/h?';

'>>474289749
Invention literally breaks the setting and Worldbuilding';

'>>474271280
Lodestones were created by the wizards in the sixth age for commoners to have access to transportation magic. Surely a maxed player since the fifth age like yourself has no need for that pleb shit?';

'At least in OSRS you could use your poh as a hub for heals, spellbook swapping, and having all teleports from spellbooks and jewelry with infinite use.';

'bump';

'brighter shores OWNS THIS SHIT';

'>>474312594

why old school dead?';

'>omniguard';

'>>474312731
because that's the wrong thread, noob
>>474266381';

'>>474278548
where the FUCK is the Dang AIslop album
im about to SCREAM';

'>>474268371
>make a joke about flowchart shitters crying over webs/mirrorbacks
>turns into autistic argument
>not one person said "concession accepted"
>not one person talked about BDJ raping someone's asshole
>not one guffaw to be heard
i miss the /rsg/ shitposters so much. it isn't the same...';

'hi im here from osg whats popping girlies';

'>>474318098
some1 just said concession accepted like 5min ago on osg';

'im so tired of doing agility laps why cant they just add some way to train this skill that doesnt suck';

'reminder that if you chudcels hadn't rejected the hero pass we would have:
>2 quests into the xau-tak questline
>1 new skilling boss
>summoning 120 expansion released
>1 medium level pvm boss
>xau-tak godwars dungeon release in the summer planned

But you chose to reject jagex, and as such you will be PUNISHED.';

'runescapebros.... wtf are those veins....
https://www.twitch.tv/esskayuwu';

'>>474320602
nobody is laughing at us here stop trying to initiate a raid';

'>>474323416
i liked the pass, not as much as the track but it wasn't bad
fuck whoever shit on it, the buffs were good';

'>>474317917
Litterbox still isnt working for me, so I need to just break it up into two folders to fit into catbox. At least now its permanent.

https://files.catbox.moe/tf2i73.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/vx7fw9.zip

Just about all of these are ones I've posted before and slight variations there of. The rest are just me screwing around with ideas/loras/compositions/checkpoints etc. Dont get your hopes up on much NSFW in there. There wasnt much of a reason genning stuff I cant post on a blue board, and the idea of making the lora to begin with was so anyone can run wild with their own Dang fantasies.';

'>Can't kill 100% Zam
>Can't pool skip Raksha
>Can't 1 minute kill Rasial
>Can't solo Zemo and Vork
>0 AoD kc
Why do you even bother playing?';

'>>474327502
why did the second file i had to click on be that guy in that basement, why?';

'>>474328131
erping';

'>>474328382
kek, Totally forgot that was mixed in there. Some guy on /sdg/ req'd that one.';

'>>474329936
those irl pics look decent but creepy as hell, if only the place was a bit less dark or in better condition they'd be alright';

'>>474327502
>>474329936
Thank you for your service King.';

'mercury dang is the shiznitz';

'why are you investing time in a game whose servers will be shut down in 2-3 years?';

'>>474332897
why are you wasting time on your life if it will be shut down in 20-30 years?';

'>>474333393
im not im rottmaxxing';

'>>474332897
lol';

'>page 10';

'>>473768570
I want to fuck all of these Barrows girls.';

'>page 9';

'ENDING DEAD';

'Summoning should never be 120';

'DEAD ENDING';

'undefined';

'Why did he do it?';

'>>474381107
rs3 players seriously think something is even being depicted in this image';

'>>474381107
>You will never breed an icyene
Ascertes was so lucky...';

'Which one do (You) think is the most fun?';

'>>474373613
>Kranon: "There is something behind the stones, the pebble of the old stories - a great intelligence filled with endless compassion and infinite mercy. As I read and studied, I could feel it touching my spirit, could feel as it guided me towards this moment. It wants me to be free, wants us all to be free."

>I recognised the image of The Empty Lord himself, the ancient and powerful being who had once named this place as the seat of his empire. He was warding something back. What that was I could not see, for where the picture should have been, instead there was a hole as though someone had torn the picture from the mural and destroyed it.

>Primrose: 'What's wrong with you, little runt?', the giant asks. But Baba won't answer, and won't run away.
>Primrose: 'Why won't you run away?', said Dubbo. He didn't know it, but he wanted the sheep to run away.
>Primrose: So he goes out, gets into a fight with another giant and gets eaten himself. It's an odd story.

>Hannibus: "They're creatures of experiences, dragons, their entire lives are built around the few memories of lucid moments."

>The Archivist: "Memory error: circle. Unknown concept."';

'>>474393361
Feel the rage of a god';

'>>474394830
>2 bow parts in 300 kills
Fuck you.';

'>>474396970
I'll show you who's boss of this gym';

'>>474394830
Feel the rape of a god';

'>>474384461
Everyone's brains are so rotted from porn and coomershit that they think anything involving a big evil guy defeating a girl in a fight means its going to end with rape.';

'>>474407912
but that is what happens tho';

'>>474408178
No it didn't dumbass, K'rill literally left her for dead and Saradomin used the Stone of Jas to heal her.';

'>>474408409
dude i literally just read a news story about russian soldiers raping ukraine women
battles literally end in rape every time';

'>>474394830
>>474396970
You are like little baby watch this';

'>>474411808
I kneel
Which JMod did you suck off to get this kind of RNG?';

'>>474411808
>doesn't have at least 20x codices compared to bow parts
This is clearly fake.';

'>>474327502
HE DELIVERS
HE'S NOW MY FAVORITE POSTER ON THIS BOARD (along with Append Drawfriend)
(I'm still going to find you in FFXIV and bully you)
(I'm currently scouting Gilgamesh alongside a carbuncle as we speak)
>Dont get your hopes up on much NSFW in there
:(
I'm still happy though

I also also going to say this pic looks like MapleStory, then I saw the file name, and now I'm excited again even though it's been, like, 3 or 4 years since I last played. Played Maple since 2006 and to this day my highest level character is only a level 245 Zero lol';

'>>474413197
>Which JMod did you suck off
blkwitch';

'>>474323954
no rs3 player unironically laughs at osrs players, at worst we just talk about things we dont like that prevent us from playing the game, like run energy, no toolbelt, no lodestones, etc. otherwise we're mostly just jealous of osrs. anytime a "rs3 player" talks shit about osrs, it's some osrsfag trying to falseflag.
>>474320764
hey sis';

'Bunch of noobs around here.';

'>>474327502
I'M GOONING SO HARD RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK';

'>>474425426
Idk how is it possible, i farm 1k 2k for months outside of doing fast 500s for blm got zamm 1k and 2k gm kill speeds and got only 8 bows in 6k kills';

'ten';

'OSRS is a dead game, merely an animated corpse full of robots
(OSRS is fun though)
*(Mobile users are not alive)';

'>>474448703
how did jamflex inflate the RS3 video numbers because there's not even that many RS3 players';

'>>474449116
They didn't. Most OSRS players are fake, only 6% of them vote in polls, and most of them are retarded third worlders trying to learn English.';

'>>474420347
Groovy, i spend most of my time on Old Sharlayan. Might hop on in an hour';

'>>474454429
I'll be asleep in an hour because I have to be up early tomorrow morning';

'>>474449116
ironically, most of those views are from osrs players just checking in on rs3';

'>>474457374
that makes more sense. i wish jagex stopped raping our game hard enough to scare away osrs players from actually playing rs3 with us instead of just checking in on us';

'Is Runescape a good game?';

'>>474462649
_no';

'>>474292745
This is really why people gave up on the game. Runescape used to be one of the few games where you had to be smart and dedicated to make gp. By figuring shit out and being efficient, learning the top bosses, skilling in the most cost effective manner, and /or making smart trades.
GP = best gear
GP = fast leveling
GP = nothing is a problem
GP just meant you were above the plebs on easy street, a just reward for all your brains and hard work, master of the game in reality, if not titles.
The moment you could just buy massive amounts of GP in exchange for a few hours of irl work that all went out the window. Its broke the immersive fantasy of achieving anything. It broke any idea that you were "better" than other players. It destroyed the illusion of competition. So all the players to who any of that meant anything, and I would say there were many of them, ditched the game, the few that remain just being addicts and held by sunk cost.
The publicity surrounded famous dupes and retarded shit like the climbing boots, etc, being exploited were also factors, why bother trying hard when the game is so fucked up that people can make fortunes abusing bugs and insider knowledge, and get away with it? Nah, fuck that.
Most of the people who left because of all this bullshit didn't make a big fuss about it. They just cancelled their subs and moved on elsewhere. Some of them, like me, just poke their head into RS boards every now and again out of morbid curiosity, have a chuckle and shake their heads.
Looking at you guys playing it now is like watching a bunch of dumb teenagers trying to push start a broken down car with a seized engine, when the rest of us sold our cars while they were still running.
I have to admit its just fascinating to see how long this train wreck keeps crashing.';

'>>474462649
Once upon a time';

'>>474462906';

'>ironmeme
>starting out is fun
>skill levels of around 60/70 still fun now thanks to necro
>getting max cape sucks ass
Forever being an errand boy doing things in ways that take way longer sucks.
At least tell that once i have max cape i will have fun again?
I dont mind the slayer and farm 120 grind, looking forward to it. 120 herb wont be an issue but 120 dung really sucks';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs60YR0X6H4
Mod Stu Interview';

'>>474327502
why the FUCK is the Dang and Miku concert not included in either of the zip files?! are you holding out on us?! what other pics are you hiding from us, keeping only for yourself?!';

'>>474105756
Unstables are not a nerf lol
They are filler until dxp rolls around so jagex can put normal proteans as a special at dxp thus getting more people to buy keys and whatnot
They would have done some basic modelling to find the sweet spot to still make th worthwhile between dxp.
Didnt they say they were also planning to bring back skill outifts and elite outfits back for th prizes? Another way to sweeten the pot for newer players as the grind for them are quite long and gated behind invention';

'>>474327502
>>474468551
YOU DIDN'T INCLUDE THIS ONE EITHER WHICH IS EVEN WORSE, BECAUSE IT MEANS NOT ONLY ARE YOU STILL HOLDING OUT ON US, YOU'RE HOLDING OUT LEWDS ON US! LEWDS!!!!!!!!! UNFORGIVABLE...';

'>>474470156
Cant believe this person is still getting fan art done of their OC
Surely they have newrly hit every single artist that does commission already, single handely keeping them alive';

'>>474468551
I really dont know what I did with that one. I pored over all of my folders just in case I missed it. If there are any missing that I posted before I most likely deleted it afterword's because I never planned on uploading a aggregate ever to begin with.

>>474470156
That ones not even mine. There is (1 (one) a singular other anon) that has contributed to the slop pile.';

'>>474464421
What prevents be from being an iron is quests. Some quests have a shit ton of item requirements that can be tedious to gather. Plus the fact that some quests can make you waste those items if you do something wrong or dont pass the rng skill check makes the whole experience frustrating and un fun.';

'>>474471519
How any commissions has Dang even had in total now??? It all feels so hidden despite being the only source of decent RS3 fanart';

'>>474473660
There most likely is a reddit or twitter page that has them all or most of them that he has allowed to go public
My guess would be a couple a hundred';

'crystal booba';

'>>474480513
Hope Seren dies for good soon
Don't care how, just that she does';

'>>474480513
>>474481172
heh';

'>>474481172
she'll get eaten by her big retard god babies soon enough';

'is 1.2b still a lot of gold in this game?';

'>>474470070
That's some powerful copium you are smoking there.';

'>>474484979
In OSRS it is';

'im about to break more shit
why are shitters still allowed to play this game????????';

'DEAD ENDING';

'RuneScape lore is pretty good, but the implementation during the Sixth Age was pretty bad except towards the end with the Elder God Wars. The early Sixth Age was extremely Reddit.

Saradomin is King.

Thoughts?';

'>>474502956
Spacebar goes brrr';

'>>474484979
1b is minimum to be just out of poorfag bracket';

'runescape';

'>>474517903
>runescape
is a dead game';

'>>474484979
>not even a blue cash stack';

'ENDING DEAD';

'Why are arbuck seeds 160k ea? I remember them being like sub 10k.';

'>>474535568
killing dinos is too hard for the average spinnie';

'>>474535568
Because it's easier to do 1 tick of zamorak to get an equivalent of 3 hours of farming arbuck seeds.';

'The bridge is bugged again in ED3.';

'>>474502956
1. 2013-2016 was full of "god focus" quests, 2017-2019 had few quests (except Menaphos, Needle Skips and Evil Dave quest), 2020-2022 was pretty good (Archaeology was amazing) but it started a trend of only releasing quests in the main storyline without any side quests like we used to get (except for holiday event quests).
2. "Children of Mah" was the first "bad" Sixth Age Quest. (Ignoring Heart of Stone, which had unfortunate implications lore-wise, but was not a bad quest). I have not done the Elder God Wars quests yet, but somebody described them as "marvelslop". Battle for the Monolith was particularly maligned.
3. Vos is the Yellow Emperor of the Centre, the Eldest God and the source of mortal souls, light anima, life, magic, adventure, the XP system, quests and clue scrolls.';

'>>474541112
it has been since combat changes went live weeks ago';

'>>474543509
i just got an amby task okay';

'>>474543602
i was just adding on with more info, wasn't trying to be rude sorry';

'>>474543898
its cool';

'kind of want to make a helmie on osrs desu';

'>>474548527
do it. osrs helmie is in a great spot right now and rs3 isnt getting any better';

'>>474548527
Find a better way to spend your precious time, desu.';

'bros osg is laughing at us again...';

'>>474472541
THERE ARE OTHER SLOP MAKERS?! WHERE ARE THEY? WHY AREN'T THEY POSTING RIGHT NOW? I want to make slop too but I could never figure it out :(';

'>>474491658
im playing on revo++ rn';

'>>474562594
And this matters because...?';

'>>474562594
with how willing we are to take constant BDJ cock up our asses, i cant say i blame them at this point';

'>>474542112
>3. Vos is the Yellow Emperor of the Centre, the Eldest God and the source of mortal souls, light anima, life, magic, adventure, the XP system, quests and clue scrolls.
huh';

'>>474566889';

'>Have not played RS3 since November.
>Listening to this content creator
>Saying Melee is better than Magic
>That Range is the best combat style again.
>And that the tier list is basically Range > Melee > Necro >>>>> Magic
My sides. If this is true please let me know. Crutchbloom users clutching their anime dead?';

'>>474567594
basically yeah';

'>>474567594
Ranged > Necro > Melee > Skilling >>> Magic';

'>>474567594
Fuck off loser nobody cares about cryptbloom lurk more.';

'>>474568825
Magic user detected
Stay angry';

'Magic is actually the best combat style because it's the style my wife, Dang, uses the most';

'>>474572810
you're waifu is a retard';

'>>474572952
would a retard be THIS smug? didn't think so.';

'>>474573776
Would someone who isn't a retard use a cb style with nearly 100k less DPM than 3rd place?
Your waifu is getting plapped by 100k OSRS bots as we speak.';

'>>474574085
the only one implying that people care about mage is this retard >>474567594. ask him';

'>>474575352
See
>>474571870';

'>>474572810
That shading is immaculate wtf. Who is the artist?';

'>>474575541
see >>474574085';