String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 109078;
String image = '1626720479829.jpg';
String date = '07/19/21(Mon)14:47:59';
String comment = 'rupert update
thanks for viewing this rupert update';
'>>109078
How is Rupert doing?
He still a happy katto?';
'Rupert has no balls.';
'>>109133
yea he is here is another picture
>>109137
most domestic cats are sexless';
'How's Rupert doing?';
'>>109740
here u go hes doin very well';
'>>109764
Looking Comfy';
'>>109765
Looking very comfy!
Keep us posted now and then about Rupert OP!';
'>>109078
thanks for providing this Rupert update';
'>>109765
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thnx he is
>>109772
>>109881
here you go another update plus a message from rupert himself
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'>>109905
push him off the tower. rupert is a bitch and so are you';
'>>109906
That's Mean...';
'>>109906
no';
'rupert update';
'>>109078
any updates regarding Rupert?';
'>>110500
phoebe update help';
'HAPPY /vip/ BIRTHDAY RUPERT!!!!!';
'>>110500
yeah hes 1 year old';
'>>110534
happy birthday rupert';
'>>110534
Happy Birthday Rupert!';
'Happy Birthday Rupert! You are a nice cat!';
'>>110535
>>110537
>>110538
thx here's a new Rupert update. here he is asleep , he likes this hammock more than his cat tower now';
'>>110846
whoops it flipped
rupert does NOT resist on a different axis, the picture just flipped';
'>>110847
exist*';
'>>110847
He looks very cozy and cute';
'>>110849
thanks he is';
'fuck rupert and fuck you';
'>>110846
>here's a new Rupert update
I am pleased to learn Rupert deigns to join the rest of us in the common gravity well. It could make hammocks very complicated otherwise.
I look forward to the next Rupert update.';
'is Rupert prepared for all hallows eve?';
'>>109078
Rupert's quite the dapper lad.';
'>>111099
thanks
>>111090
yeah he was
>>110981
here it is';
'rupert update';
'The cat';
'>>112524
Is Rupert enjoying 2022?';
'>>112524
rupert is a stupid bitch and so are you';
'ruper updatre
>>112651
yeah hes a cat
>>113221
yeah
>>113239
rude';
'rupert UPDATE';
'>>113948
rupert is a bad cat';
'>>113952
no hes not';
'>>113953
he's shitty and so are you';
'>>113954
ur being rude';
'>>113955
you're a loser and rupert sucks';
'>>113956
wrong';
'rupert update (bonus tux)';
'mr rupert I need some advice
my best friends cat absolutely hates me and will bit and scratch me :(
how do I make friends cat like me?';
'>>114727
try and be in the same room as it without paying attention to them, then they might realize you are not a threat and become more curious in interacting with you';
'>>114667
wake them up by screaming at them';
'>>114742
no';
'>>114753
I'll do it myself
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH';
'>>114757
they didnt hear you';
'rupert is a noob';
'>>114667
they buddies';
'gaypert';
'Rupert borrowed my car and returned it with no gas, wtf!!';
'rupert update
hes curling
>>115796
umm rude
>>115798
soz
>>115537
yea
>>115013
no';
'>>115874
smack him in the face hard';
'How is Rupert?';
'>>116508
Rupert is currently skiing in the Alps';
'>>115875
no
>>116508
hes cute
>>116509
hes back home now from his holiday';
'>>116601
declaw him';
'>>116700
no
heres another ruper update';
'>>116756
kick him';
'>>116791
do not kick the rupert';
'>>116795
kick the rupert';
'>>116791
no
>>116795
agree';
'>>116756
nose so boopable';
'>>116815
punch him';
'>>116822
yeah it is i always boop it nice dubs friend
>>116835
no';
'>>117045
rupert deserves to be punched';
'>>117065
no punch
pat
also: need more rupert';
'>>117065
rude
>>117329
here he is';
'>>117393
I've had a pretty crap week.
Rupert thread makes things better.
Thank you, Rupert.';
'>>117591
no problem friendo heres another update';
'>>118019
body slam him';
'>>118021
no';
'feed rupert treats until he is satisfied';
'poison rupert's food';
'please pat rupert for me';
'>>118026
he likes ham i give him ham sometimes
>>118027
no
>>118034
i did and he liked it thank u for the idea';
'>>118038
pet rupert on the head but then call him a retard and piss in his ear holes';
'>>118046
im only going to do that first part';
'>>118019
cute kot';
'>>118056
ty';
'>>118122
fuck you';
'>>118123
rude';
'Cute cat';
'>>118385
thank you
heres another rupert update';
'>>118609
very nice rupert, it was $20 well spent just for this photo.
does rupert ever speak into the microphone?';
'>>118611
no he just meows into it';
'>>118645
can we get a vocaroo?';
'>>118652
i will try and obtain one, possibly through the use of ham';
'>>118652
https://voca.ro/1gzplemc7iMa
distant purrs and some meows';
'>>119178
haha rupert go mrrrr <3';
'rupert update: he is two years old';
'>>119325
kill rupert and then yourself';
'>>119325
cute kot';
'>>119328
rude
>>119329
thanks';
'>>119325
happy birthday Rupert!
may all your days be full of treats and cuddles and pleasant naps in sunshine';
'Testing, cute cat';
'>>119383
thank u here is another rupert picture sleeping in a storage box
>>119404
thnx';
'>>119415
Rupert looks very content with the box';
'>>119415
shh....
no frisbee golf until rupert wakes';
'>bleh day
>sigh
>Rupert thread
>day better
Thank you, Rupert.';
'RUPERT update he is sitting in my laundery basket
>>119436
yes he was, i didnt think it would that comfartable but he does. hes been in it multiple times since then
>>119513
true he is the offical frisbee guard
>>119592
thnku here is another';
'rupert dead';
'>>119762
no';
'please post a rupert update';
'>>120193
hes deceased';
'>>120193
>>119762
reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated';
'It's good to see Rupert still doing well';
'>>120388
Rupert photos make my day.';
'rupert visting /vip/ as part of his grand tour, seem as hes already known here i will use this thread.
hes a very important cat';
'>>120564
nice cade and nice thread';
'>>120564
plz say hi to rupert for me and pat him for me thx';
'Is Rupert excited for Christmas?';
'>>120564
Hi Rupert';
'>>120919
meow (from rupert)
>>120586
ok i did
>>120794
>>120576
thank you';
'kot';
'>>120794
What did Rupert get for Christmas?';
'nice hat Rupert!';
'Rupert is a big cute';
'I liked Rupe-rupe until I found out he has his own Facebook page where all the normies worship him.';
'>>121285
its not mine you know
>>121063
catnip he likes it
>>121064
thnx
>>121270
hes very cute!!';
'heres more rupert';
'>>121970
hope you're having a good day rupert';
'What a good cat!';
'>>110534
Nice condom packet';
'>>121970
Rupert updates always brighten my day.
Thanks, Rupert.';
'>>122132
thank u
>>122138
no problem heres another one friend, he likes to sit on the windowsill';
'>>122772
push him off the ledge';
'>>122773
hes not there anymore he jumped off';
'>>122774
trim his whiskers';
'>>122775
no';
'>>122772
handsome fella
made my day';
'>>122862
thanks here he is outside looking very majestic';
'>>123304
Rupert has an outside bed?
He is a lucky kitty.';
'I HOPE RUPERT AND TUX HAVE A GOOD DAY!!! : D';
'>>109218
poor kitty, I can't imagine cutting my boy's balls off. why are humans so cruel';
'how is Rupert celebrating Independence Day?';
'>>109218
>domestic cats are sexless';
'>>109218
>sexless
well so am I';
'How's Rupert going?';
'>>123477
i put it outside if its nice weather
>>124579
he's three years old!
>>123775
with a nice a meow
>>123488
thank u';
'>>124925
heres a picture of his party
>>123811
true dubs
>>123731
don't tell him it was me';
'Is Rupert looking forward to autumn?';
'>>125108
yeah';
'here is an exclusive vip rupert photo he really likes sleeping on my legs but only if i stretch them out';
'Rupert + Snow = ?';
'>>125623
the stripes line up sometimes';
'>>126000
it hasnt snowed here yet
>>126294
nice find';
'here is a rupert on my table oiutside';
'>>126884
rupert!';
'>>126884
I love rupert';
'I've seeded your ruper/t/.';
'fag cat';
'>>127147
Shut up';
'>>127142
Thx
>>126917
Me too
>>127169
Agree
>>126887
Here's another picture';
}