String fullTitle = 'Investment Thread';
int postNumber = 127296;
String image = '1711945883135306.png';
String date = '04/01/24(Mon)00:31:23';
String comment = 'Fellow /vip/ pass holders, ITT share investment tips with fellow non-poorfags.';
'Buy low, sell high.';
'>>127297
>Poor Investor
>Buy low, sell high.
hmmm';
'what's your favorite nightweb darksite, fellow invipsters? I love the funny weed number hahaha.';
'>spend real money on 4chan
>lose fake money on 4chan';
'test';
'desu';
'test';
'test';
'test';
'Test';
'test';
'test';
'>>127296
does ytsb affect anything?';
'bros';
'testing if the since4pass option works';
'>>127325';
'>>127326';
'>>127327';
'it's either the stock ticker or the since4pass';
'buy high sell low';
'gachi x40';
'I don't actually have a pass, I just have so much invested in $CHAD that they let me in on principle.';
'IT doesn't fucking work';
'MODS = FAGGOTS
IT DOESN'T UFCKING WORK';
'MODNIGGERS IT DOESN'T WORK';
'MOGS = GODS';
'fags';
'>>127344
What did you expect, investing in reddit? If you want to get fucked in the ass, get in here and yolo on GACHI.';
'God I love autism';
'>>127335
>Chad at $4
it's not looking good. I'm below the VIP threshold and I'm being escorted >>>/out/ as we speak.';
'>yfw gook moot rugs all of us';
'>>127333
it worked';
'>if you aren't a magnate or higher, i don't want to see you posting in this thread
>you have a pass. you have real world money. the YSE should be like a toy to you.';
'>teehee';
'DESU HIGH
DESU LOW';
'How does this work, I don't get it';
'>>127370
Go nuts, fren';
'>>127379
>>127370';
'>>127370
>it's easy anon https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html
>buy low - ideally when a stock is at $1
>sell high - ideally when said stock is above $100, the higher the better
>it's best if you started several hours ago, or last night, when most of the stocks were as low as $1-$10
>you're probably just fucked if you want to start now
>sorry! it's a simulation of capitalism after all';
'Gentlemen, it's been an honor.
Janny is crashing, and I don't think he'll make it.';
'>>127395
At least we'll be going out with a bang';
'All my apes gone';
'fags';
'>>127429';
}