'>>55689781
cutie';

'>>55689781
english prototype names were as bad as the jp ones';

'still a better design than emolga';

'Imagine all the adorable chirps and calls...';

'>>55689781
oh hey I think I have this card, 1 sec.';

'>>55691301
just checked. I sadly do not :c';

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'did not like these cards as a kid';

'>>55689781
gay shitrat bird';

'>>55689781
>name the pokemon that looks like a sparrow after pigeons
>name the pokemon that looks like a hawk after sparrows
????';

'Fat';

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'birb thread';

'>>55689781
My favorite birdmon';

'>>55689781';

'Bump';

'>>55692940
More Health Point
More Defense
Less Speed';

'>>55692940
that's birb abuse :(';

'pidgey if he real';

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'>>55691044
source?';

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'cute lil shit';

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'>>55703045
Cute!!';

'>>55693587
Probably the best bird but this is the worst "it just gets bigger" in my opinion';

'>>55702661
He's so... puffy. It's adorable!';

'I would die for Pidgey';

'>>55706214
Pidgey appreciates your sacrifice, anon, and will honor your grave by keeping it free of worms at all times.';

'uhh..pidgebros?';

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'Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.';

'>>55701795
warm and cozy art';

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'>>55689781
best Voltron character';

'>>55693453
.....Vegeta??';

'>>55689781
Oh man, I still have some of those cards, where did they even come from?';

'>>55697291
Adorable love birds~';

'>>55711669
>ask parents for pokemon cards
>they buy the Topps collectible cards instead of official TCG cards';

'>>55708894
Thought of this when I caught a Shiny Pidgey in Go a few weeks ago. A true classic.';

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'>>55711465
Cute feathered friends!';

'>>55713205
For me it's bootleg cards.';

'>>55713205
well their hearts were in the right place, at least :)';

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'I want to fuck Pidge';

'>>55718386
Aww! So sweet! <3';

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'>>55693630
NO GET OFF THE ROAD IT ISN'T SAFE!';

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'>>55721735
It's their road now.';

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'>tfw missed opportunity for a chubby pidge variant /alt-evi';

'>>55724452
What would a bunch of Pidgeys want with a road though';

'>>55726094
Shit on cars, signs, etc...';

'>>55689781
I remember this being peak humor when I was a child on the internet';

'>>55726602
They can do that from trees and telephone/power lines though, and have a much better angle of attack.';

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'>>55727318
The cars driving on Shroom Pidge already hit many of them, so they seek revenge by blocking the Road from the evil vehicles.';

'>>55728419
That's so sad :'(';

'Can we join?';

'>>55689781
>Waxwing
>Named Pidgeon

It should have been
>Waxibom (Bombycilla)
>Waxwind
>Waxicrest';

'>>55730418
only if you play nice';

'>>55730704
>Waxwing
Cute';

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'>>55735800
why does he have so many balls...';

'>>55733685
aww such a little cutie';

'>>55732466
Cute!';

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'>>55692940
>Pidgey used Fly!
>Pidgey is too fat to Fly you to another town!';

'>>55740450
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO HIM ANON';

'>>55740375
That must feel amazing';

'>has TWO episodes dedicated to it in the OS
damn what a shillmon';

'>>55691273
Open this video in 10 tabs to get the authentic experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKAhbrkiAPo';

'>>55689781
Pidge';

'>>55727076
Wow, I didn’t know the copypasta was this old';

'>>55727076
>non-antialiased microsoft-sans-serif
>windows XP select checkbox
If that thumbnail still exists (yeah right) I might be able to make a restoration like I did the mudkip one';

'>>55742726
Aww! Thanks for sharing that, anon! House Sparrows are so precious. I would love to just sit around and feed a bunch of them, listen to their cute chirps and watch them do their adorable little hops! <3';

'>>55689781
who doesn't love the pidge

imo the only other to even challenge pidgey at the end of the day is rookidee';

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'>>55692940
Me irl';

'>>55749688
You're pidge?!';

'>>55749688
flap faster anon!';

'Why pidge';

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'>>55748105
HI PIDGEY';

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'>>55747219
Precious, Pretty Pidgey!';

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'>>55689781
Why was Pidge canceled?';

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'he nap';

'>>55689781
>>55713205
I still have these cards.';

'>>55757524
was?';

'>>55759163
Newly hatched baby Pidgey!! Cute!!';

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'>>55733685
>glowpidges';

'>>55751362
Why not pidge';

'How can one bird be so cute?';

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'>>55766166
Imagine sitting outside on a beautiful morning enjoying a beverage and a Pidgey just decided to land near you and keep you company. <3';

'>>55760051
Cute sleepy birdie';

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'Friendly bumb';

'Pidge is really strong for qtill keeping it's thread for more than 2 whole weeks.';

'Providing friendly birb backup.';

'>>55742732
Man, I'm still butt-blasted about that show. So much potential wasted';

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'>>55769684
I love this';

'Smug birb ally saves this thread from page 10';

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'smol birb';

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'>>55784743
He's all decked out!';

'>>55784743
Must be awfully costly to wear boots on one's talons.';

'>>55689781
The birds are singing, isn't it beautful!';

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'>>55786839
Nah, they're special boots. :)';

'I am out of pidge';

'>>55692377';

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'>>55749471
Lucky Absol!';

'regional pidgeys';

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'>>55689781
Love this little lad';

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'>>55795759
Cute lovebirds';

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'>>55802475
Well that's one way to catch dinner';

'>>55689781
I'm gonna use that bird as a cocksleeve';

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'>>55805729
don't';

'>>55797742
The red and black one is my fav';

'pidgy is mafia';

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'>>55809576
pidge would NEVER
... would pidge...?';

'>>55784499
He's so happy <3';

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'>>55813377
precious puffy pidgeys!';

'happy hug a pidge day';

'Ah, yes. The pidge.';

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'I do not appreciate the defattened cutified redesigns. Thankfully only gen 1 is canon';

'>>55820153
>Saying Pidge isn't cute even in Gen 1
Worthless.';

'>>55820153
Ah yes, wonderful. Truly.';

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'PIGGERS';

'Bump';

'>>55824066
floofy borb';

'>>55689781
I always called him Da Pidge for some reason. One of the few Pokemon I always nicknamed as a kid.';

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'>>55828478
Aww! I want to feed Pidgey!';

'Pidgey and the SQUAD';

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'>thread is now 1 month old
don't know how
don't know why
but we did it, pidgebros';

'Pulling this thread up. Keep pidging.';

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'>>55691301
>>55691306
I know I have the pidgeotto in storage somewhere
Weren't these movie tie ins or something?';

'>>55837141
I think Pidge is waiting for something, but what could it be?? We gotta think and think fast anons, we can't disappoint Pidge!!';