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'Was it rape?';

'Boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff';

'Eevee is a lovely little member of any family and will take care of little things here and there.';

'>>55761413
Shouldn't have been watching her.';

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'>>55762056
Biiiite!!!';

'I have no idea when shit like this crosses the line anymore.';

'Please please please please please please i want eevee to be real so badly';

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'>Tsitra360 announces a new Dynamax Sylveon picture he is working on on February 21

>Posts a WIP version on his Trello on Feb 28

>Tons of other completely unrelated drawings posted since

>No word on that Sylveon pic

Pain';

'Latest Eeveequisition. It's so soft and worth the price and wait.';

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'What will you do?';

'>>55763968
Grass is weak to Poison, so Umbreon just needs to work up a sweat and solve the problem himself. Umbreon these days... they just want to complain!';

'If I disappeared, I'm curious if anyone would even notice.
On a side note, Gurren Lagann gave me the punch to the fact that I desperately needed.';

'>>55764317
I would notice your absence, you're kinda the new "Weekly Reminder anon" to me.';

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'>>55764356
>the new "weekly reminder anon"
Aw, shit. Yeah he's been MIA, hasn't he? I feel bad for not noticing.';

'>>55763477
If you want a giant Sylveon that bad, you need to start power feeding';

'>>55764960
Oi, I want tall, not 4E sized. I don't like things that compete with how comically wide my feet are';

'>>55764960
I said giant, not fat. That's just cruel, overfeeding your Sylveon like that.';

'>>55764960
I want to pet that huge fluffy belly. Chubby vees are CUTE';

'>>55765092
Aww, so cute, i love their art';

'>>55764960
Get that dogcat-thing some exercise, immediately!';

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'>>55765909
That'll take too long. This is a job for the hydraulic press.';

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'>>55761445
What happens if you replace 'boff' with 'plap'?';

'>>55767053
Well then you just get Vaporeon doing it instead.';

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'>>55765988
Now THAT'S a story. Masterpiece!';

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'She can be quite the part animal.';

'We have liftoff!';

'>>55769586
This is a natural process that occurs to Vaporeon every fall. The neck frill is used to collect heat while the Pokemon sunbathes during the warmer months, which is stored to keep its body warm during deep underwater dives. In fall, as the air chills, the extra surface area releases precious heat that the Vaporeon cannot afford to loose. Shedding the frill is painless, and soon after the shedding, Vaporeon will begin hibernating in its underwater nest. It will stay there while the water freezes over in winter and only emerge on land after the thaw in spring.
t. Pokémon researcher';

'>>55769586
>>55769857
Can we assemble it back?';

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'>>55771924
Well, can we at least fix my Umbreon?';

'>>55772051
Yeah! I just used a screwdriver to tighten the rings back in place. All fixed!';

'>"Hey Dad!"
>"Dad!"
>"Dad!"
>"Hey Dad!"
>"Dad!"
>"Wake up dad!"
>"Wake up!"
>"Dad!"
>"Hey Dad!"';

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'>>55772577
Cute!';

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'Page 10? No you don't!';

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'>>55782395
How is sleeping Umbreon this CUTE??';

'>>55782395
I wanna fuck her so badlyyy
>>55782569
Because we want to fuck her';

'>>55782652
yeah, i would fuck her too';

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'>>55782652
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'Degenerate thread. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee.';

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'>>55784142
>THE TREES SPEAK IN EEVEESE
>>55784284
I'm stealing this line. Brilliant.';

'>>55785892
>He doesn't lewd his Pokemon';

'>>55785954
I'm a massive monster fucker, but I just can't bring myself to lewd Pokemon. They're my childhood, and I can only see them as innocent creatures. I have zero problem with Pokefuckers, though. Lewd your Eevees all you want.';

'>>55786047
>Thinks it's the trainers doing the lewding

Please save me from my eeveelutions, I can't afford any more hospital bills! What in Arceus' name was I thinking making an all-alphas team?';

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'>>55786293
Such a silly boi';

'>>55786211
I'm sorry to hear that your cock is being broken off by your Sylveon, anon, but that's just part of your responsibility as a loving trainer. Frankly, you should be honored that your Eevees love you so much that they milk you dry and make you their human mate. Plus, think of the savings! You never have to go to the Day Care for eggs again.';

'>>55786368
My Sylveon isn't even the worst offender, do you have any idea how big alphas can get?';

'>>55786419
Good lord. You're in for a mindfuck with an Espeon that big. I don't envy your pelvis.';

'>>55786419
I hate how this Espeon is drawn, looks so deformed and ugly';

'>>55786602
It needs a mastectomy';

'>>55786478
>You're in for a mindfuck

Oh, she does that too. Goddamn psychic types.';

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'>>55786670
>Espeon get off me
>I said get off me, not get me off!';

'>Dynamaxes your Espeon';

'>>55787743
You would need an entire neighborhood to rub her belly and scratch behind her ears.';

'>>55787796
I fail to see the issue';

'>>55787852
The issue is that I couldn't pet all of her at once';

'>>55787929
Sure you can, you will just need your running shoes.

And she would also make for a comfortable place for a nap if you tire yourself out.';

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'>>55787575
You cannot resist that face.';

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'>>55786047
Retard';

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'>>55790904
I want to feel those beans on my face';

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'>>55791006
a classic pairing';

'>>55791006
mmm, tastes like poison';

'I like seeing Eeveelutions depicted as doing normal human stuff despite being quadrupeds';

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'>>55791227
She should be 90 kgs fatter';

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