'>>55778966
Are you trying to summon the /pol/acks?';

'I love this little ribbon kitsune like you wouldnt believe';

'>>55778974
no';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'Finally a good thread! :D';

'>>55778976
It's a cat.';

'What's the matter, Sylveon? Ran out of gas already?
This is why Glaceon is simply the better Eeveelution';

'Dog';

'>>55778966
>>55779369
We had a few Sylveon threads recently, the poor ribbon dogcatfox needs a break too.';

'>>55778974
Too late
I don’t like Sylveon or most Gen 6+ mons but I think Sylveon images like this are wholesome.';

'>>55779369
I had to go to bed so I can get up and go to work for 11 hours';

'>>55780154
Worker Sylveon is adorable and productive!';

'what about this sylveon';

'>>55780988
If Emolga and Sylveon had a baby together';

'undefined';

'everyone lookout she has a nife';

'Hi anons, it's me, Sylveon';

'>>55782740
Sylveon had a ketchup accident again.';

'>>55782757
be careful anon, last time I posted that in an eevee thread (which I got from an eevee thread), I got banned for "fetish posting".';

'>>55783219
Since when was fetish posting against the rules, the fuck?';

'>>55783219
>"fetish posting"
You mean "furry or fetish image"';

'>>55783239
>fully clothed solo subject cosplay is now furry or fetish.
That says more about you, desu';

'luv me ribbon dog
simple as';

'>>55778966
He!';

'>>55784343
is a stud';

'undefined';

'>>55779943
wtf is this real?';

'Made for human cock';

'>>55782757
I want to peg him';

'I want her to peg me';

'>>55784775
>>55784800
Who’s more gay here?';

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'>>55778966
>Sylveonfags are paltards';

'undefined';

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'>>55782757
I'm scared';

'undefined';

'>>55779369
>that face';

'>>55784533
>it all was just her using attract to get what she wanted';

'Indecent';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>55790697
I don't think I'm going to like what'll happen once I'sxmawm in its clutches....';

'undefined';

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'undefined';

'Please stop seducing trainers';

'>>55793913
It's the Cute Charm. Sylveon doesn't seduce trainers on purpose.';

'>>55794474
Glaceon, please don’t bite its ribbon';

'Mind helping me, guys?';

'>>55793913
I would let my Sylveon seduce me';

'>>55794913
But it looks like delicious candy!
>>55794944
I wonder how often something like this happens to the recently-evolved Sylveons.';

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'>>55784533
Yes, they're real. Old Uncle Adolf especially was well known for being very kind to them. He named that one Blondi.';

'>>55798028
sylver';

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'>>55794944
Looks like you're stuck like that, sillyveon';

'>>55799439';

'Sylveon is not for lewds and everyone saying otherwise deserve to be shot';

'>>55800984
Sylveon is my loving wife and we have babymaking sex every night.';

'>>55800959';

'>>55801043
But Sylveon is 87.5% male. Are you gay anon?';

'>>55800984
Dagasi and his amazing art says otherwise';

'>>55802070
A male Sylveon would never struggle with those odds, thanks to his Cute Charm ability.
Maybe anon is a Sylveon, he said "babymaking sex" so he must at least be in the same egg group.';

'>>55794944
why do sylveons keep getting stuck in these situations https://youtu.be/DM3JaqRRUH8';

'>>55794944
... how
HOW!?';

'>>55803002
*unzip*
I think I have an idea';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>55798028
He loved her so much that he murdered her with a cyanide capsule simply to test its effectiveness';

'undefined';

'Who is the prettiest eeveelution of them all?';

'>>55805413
You! But I also say that to the others.';

'>>55805426
*sound of a mug shattering into pieces*';

'>>55805466
Bad Sylveon!';

'>>55805624
I wish that I could be like the cool sylveons';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>55794944
No. Prepared to be tickled.';

'>>55806412
Precious';

'>Male trainers?';

'>>55805426
Can you stop being so irresistibly cute for like... I don't know... just a SECOND!?';

'>>55809919
It's hard. Sylveons are cute even when they aren't trying.';

'>>55810448
He’s trying so hard to look tough, but I bet he’d melt if you scratched behind his ears';

'undefined';

'>>55810601
They are all shes, fag';

'>>55811436
That one is a male, groomer. And he has a girlfriend.';

'>>55811459
both female and both my girlfriend, goober';

'>>55811459
She be like, “I can fix him”';

'undefined';

'Please stop denying the existence of mail Sylveons. It makes them sad!';

'>>55811531
She looks like she delivers mail to human males';

'>>55811548';

'All Sylveon are male';

'>>55811583
all male sylveons are sent to concentration camps';

'>>55811628
Every Sylveon is sent to concentration camps? But mine is right here, in my party.';

'>>55811637
go and be a fag somewhere else';

'All Sylveons are male, except those that are female.
And they're made for each other.';

'undefined';

'>>55811531
Letters, letters everywhere! No wonder stuff gets lost in the mail!';

'undefined';

'>>55811920
They're both made for my cock';

'>>55814028';

'>>55794944
Fingering time';

'>>55814052
Pls don't fingerbang sylveon';

'>>55814052
Please do';

'>>55814052';

'undefined';

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'>>55816787
...did braixen give you that cup of coffee?';

'>>55816782
What does this mean?';

'>>55816816
It means you're inappropriately looking at Sylveon's rear.';

'>>55816802
Sylveon made it and made some for you, too!';

'>>55816787
now be more careful and don't let this >>55805413 happen again';

'undefined';

'>>55816880
Oh shit I'm sorry';

'>>55817416
Sylveon didn't add anything weird to the coffee right?';

'>>55819043
Just a lot of luv';

'>>55819097
That is exactly what Braixen said';

'>>55819127
This isn't Chris Chan offering you some Fanta. Sylveon would never add questionable fluids to your beverages.';

'>>55819187
Though the coffee may contain traces of Milcery.';

'>>55819187
Alright, I'll have a cup with 2 sugar cubes. Don't make me regret this.';

'>>55819213
Coming right up! It just... might take a little longer than usual.';

'>>55819255
Take all the time you need. I love supporting cafés run by the differently abled pokémon';

'>>55819255
Where did Sylveon find this help!? Were resumes even checked!?';

'>>55819807
Family nepotism, man.';

'>>55819255
I'm starting to think you don't actually run a café and I've been scammed out of my last dollar bill...';

'>>55818951
Hello paw, how are you? Do you mind if I squish your beans?';

'undefined';

'>>55819861
No refunds!';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'that will be cleaned up in a bit';

'>>55823953
cats and yarn balls are a bad combination';

'Fuck you';

'>>55824076
It's okay, Sylveon is part dog! Also part fox, part rabbit... and whatever the fuck else.';

'>>55824274
Part slut';

'>>55824845
Imagine the smell';

'Sylveon tied me up with her ribbons and rubbed against me all weird for an hour... again. How do I make her stop doing this?';

'undefined';

'>>55825592
You need to reprove her behavior with love, patience and a spray bottle.';

'undefined';

'>>55778966
Sylveon is built for two things, and two things only: friendship and breeding.

And neither of them are mutually exclusive of one another.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>55826066
nibble nibble <3';

'>>55828438
Fucking Nibblers...';

'undefined';

'>>55826653
Men only want one thing and it's a clingy Sylveon';

'undefined';

'>>55829084
A sylveon clingy to my cock';

'>>55779369
What's the matter, Glaceon? Did both your threads run out of gas already?
This is why Sylveon is simply the better eeveelution';

'>>55779369
>>55830174
Flesh Ribbon buddies shouldn't be fighting!';

'>>55830771
They are rivals for anon's affection';

'>>55831051
I can give affection to both, and their 7 other siblings too.';

'>>55831261
Not sharing trainer's bed with Glaceon';

'>>55831313
You both need to learn how to share.';

'>>55831573
It's Sylveon's fault for being too clingy';

'>>55829084
Clinginess sounds cute, but it’d get really aggravating in reality';

'>>55831769
This requires further research';

'>>55831581
Just hug it out already.';

'>>55832575
If Sylveon wants a hug there's definitely a trick involved';

'>>55832601
Sylveon just wants a hug. What's the worst that could happen?';

'>>55832758
Oh...';

'>>55832758
>>55832762
More proof Sylveon can't be trusted.';

'>>55832780
Glaceon, are you jealous of Sylveon just because you can't text your trainer as easily? You're still loved, you know.';

'>>55832830
Well Sylveon can't keep drinks cool, summer's coming up after all.';

'>>55832858
But Sylveon can prepare a nice breakfast. This is why both are needed.';

'skibidididididididididi';

'>>55833209
At this point we're going in circles, the only one who can decide is our trainer.';

'>>55833235
Just spoke to trainer and he said your services are no longer needed, Glaceon. It was something about your ass being too big.';

'>>55833376
>>55833235
Why are you both fighting for some stupid trainer's affection, when he should be the one begging for you for it?';

'I-I think trainer should let me sleep in his bed sometime';

'>>55833397
Vaporeon tried that approach and let's say she is now sleeping with the fishes';

'The pond is fairly clean';

'>>55833410
You three get to sleep with in the trainer's bed. How about that?';

'>>55833410
>>55833444
>>55832601
sylveon thread retards';

'>>55833477
sleep in the trainer's bed*
And that's my cue to go to bed myself.';

'>>55833482
My thread indeed. These eeveelutions always trying to piggyback on Sylveon's success';

'>>55833482
They're Sylveon's siblings, it would be rude to keep them out.
They're also talking about Sylveon, so it's still on topic.';

'>>55833482
>kills the activity in the thread and then doesn't contribute to the thread
What did he mean by this';

'>>55833376
Sylveon, our butts are the same size. Can't you come up with a more convincing lie than that?

>>55833397
Because Sylveon hogs him all the time.';

'>>55834060
This simply isn't true, Glaceon. Look at this evidence right here. You can clearly see that your rear is far bigger than all the other siblings. And you like to remind us of that by always swinging it proudly around all the time';

'>>55834217
I was trying not to hurt your feelings, but fine. Mine is better and our trainer likes it when I show off, is that a crime?';

'>>55834273
The only crime here is your neglected fur. Why don't you go and fill up the bathtub and then grab a brush.. oh that's right, you don't have flesh ribbons to groom yourself with. Same flesh ribbons that can make our trainer feel good. All you have is your impressively good ass and that's not good enough, dear Glaceon.';

'>>55834390
You and your stupid flesh ribbons. I don't need them, I get to spend more time with our trainer while he grooms me.
I've got more than just that, I'm refreshingly cool just to be around, especially in the summer. You can't compete with me, Sylveon.';

'>>55834436
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you!';

'>>55834475
We've established I'm less clingy, always have a cool aura for when it's hot, and have a bigger butt. All you can do is brush yourself, that hardly compares.';

'>all this roleplay
absolutely disgusting';

'>>55834509
Hmm let's go through the reasons trainer picks me over you, Glacey.
Sylveons are literally built on affection and are the perfect partners for lonely humans.
Sylveons entire persona revolves around showing affection to her trainer.
Sylveons have moves like Attract, Charm, Baby-Doll Eyes, among many more.
Sylveons can make their or any other trainer fall in love with them with just one single look.
These flesh ribbons apart from being beautiful and great for grooming, serve even more practical purposes. A Sylveon can wrap these ribbons around their trainer and share a loving and warm embrace, unlike any other Pokemon.
A Sylveon's affection for her trainer is unconditional and everlasting while Glaceons like you swing their lust-provoking butts in front of any trainer.
Also, I can make our trainer cum 10 times in just one session.
Sorry Glaceon, but you are outmatched here.';

'How do I stop my catdogfoxes from fighting?';

'>>55834605
Our trainer isn't lonely, he's got me. Well, us, but mostly me.
That's why you're clingy, it's all you know.
I know all of those except Attract, which is hardly necessary. Which ice moves do you know?
Trainer already loves us both, there's no reason to make other trainers fall in love with you, harlot.
I can still give hugs, plus mine are nice and cool, a unique experience compared to a typical warm hug you can get from most pokemon.
I don't wave my butt at other trainers, that's slander!
It's not the amount of times, but the intensity that matters. I know our trainer prefers my methods over yours.
It's you who's outmatched, Silvy.

>>55834648
Sylveon started it.';

'>>55834657
That's IT! You two make it up or I'll turn this thread around!';

'>>55834715
Asseon clearly started it! My thread MY THREAD! Trainer loves me not her!';

'>>55834715
>>55834756
You see? None of this is my fault. Sylveon's so immature, calling me names like that...';

'>>55834756
>>55834761
Become friends again or neither of you will get to sleep in the trainer's bed ever again.';

'>I forgot the image';

'>>55834804
F-fine! I was growing bored of owning her anyway.

>>55834761
ˢᵒʳʳʸ ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵇᵉ ᶠʳᶦᵉnᵈˢ
There. We cool?';

'>>55834804
B-But... Okay, I don't want to lose bed privileges...

>>55834891
I am... sorry too. Friends, yes.
We're cool. Just no more names! We're better than that.';

'>>55834891
>>55834922
Now everything is back in order. Thank you, you two.';

'>>55834922
Fine fine no more names As-.. Glaceon. teehee!
>>55834953
Yes, everything is back to normal... ᶠᵒʳ nᵒʷ';

'It's weird that you hardly ever see Goodra and Sylveon fan art together.
They are both hugging pokemon.';

'>>55835043';

'>>55834953
The things I do to keep the peace...

>>55834997
You're pushing your luck, friend.';

'>>55835481
There's no Ice Cream without the cold and the sweet.
Well, there probably is but I doubt it tastes that good.';

'>>55835481
What are you gonna do? Kiss me?';

'>image limit
It was fun while it lasted. Here's one last image to keep the peace:
https://files.catbox.moe/t28o6r.png';

'>rip

>>55835518
Huh... I guess that makes sense in a weird sort of way.

>>55835528
As if!
Unless our trainer wants us to.';

'>>55835554
All good things must come to an end, peacekeeper

>>55835567
Let's make trainer feel extra special tonight, glacey
https://files.catbox.moe/xj28yu.png';

'>>55835609
You read my mind, silvy. Trainer will love it!
https://files.catbox.moe/8ob6ef.png';

'>>55835669
Now you're speaking my language, glacey. It will be a good time for all three of us';

'I own a sylveon plushie but It's small and can't even stand upright because It's head Is too big';

'>>55835695
It'll be fun! Trainer will love us even more after tonight~
https://files.catbox.moe/4tzzdl.png';

'>>55834558
You weren't entertained? I thought it was hilarious.';