'It was probably for the best';

'At least put it back on the fucking charger';

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'Why are Absol fans so autistic?';

'>>55784756
You need to be Homo Superior to be able to appreciate PERFECTION';

'>>55784497
It's okay, mistakes happen!';

'>>55784756
it was one guy with screws loose';

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'>>55785463
Cute and funny';

'>>55785457
Well actually it's two';

'Reminder that you too can draw Absol and make more stuff for her';

'>>55785687
How? How do I do this?';

'>>55785687
I would but I broke my phone camera today :(

>>55785877
By kneeling and asking a higher power for guidance to give you the strength to do what is normally outside of your ability
Ask some seasoned artists on 4chan on how to start
Or just download a program or buy a pen and paper and start copying Absol art you like until you can do it yourself';

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'Everyone starts at shitpost tier';

'>>55785877
>>55785925
Why ask other permabegs on /ic/ when even they can’t draw like asian highbreeds?
>>55786594
Except Zinfyu';

'>>55786700
There are other places on 4kun as well also you will get the occasional guy who can actually draw.
If you put your standards for a sensei too high than you will never get one. It's like ugly small fat men wanting to date only high tier swedish supermodels
There is much to learn from someone "bad" because unlike you he has drawn and made all the mistakes already you will do when you start and he can tell you about all the tricks and habits he learned that will prevent said mistakes';

'>>55786811
Truth';

'me and the op are in a relationship';

'>>55787058
No we are not';

'>>55786811
So you’re admitting that genetic inferiority affects non-Asian artists the same way incels are genetically incompatible with beautiful women and we should “lower our standards” from an unobtainable self-image like pic related.

I’d rather seppuku';

'>>55787262
If it makes you happier crying about not being able to draw instead of learning it than it can't be helped I guess
In the mean time I will figure out boxes but please do tell when your attitude towards learning changed';

'SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GENETICS AND ENJOY YOUR ABSOLS NERDS';

'My last Absol post
Goodbye';

'>>55787660
I hope it's just for tonight. See you soon, anon.';

'ASSbsol';

'>>55787936
who';

'Bnumping before i pass out';

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'>>55784756
idk';

'I did kill the last thread thoughbeit. . .';

'>>55787936
Don't call me that plaese, also I'm not the OP if you're intending to farm (you)s again from me.';

'>>55790736
just don't reply, retard';

'>>55786811
Where did you got a photo of me from?

>>55786594
And you will stay that way if your wrist cannot hold a cup of coffee for longer than 90 seconds before you stop feeling it.
No I won't learn to use my left hand for doing anything, cuz I can't even wipe my ass with it properly.';

'>>55790747
I need to unfortunately - if this thread is gonna have a chance to survive the incoming anti-Niantic trannybashing sessions now that it was confirmed SBI is behind the decision to make all PoGo user avatars intentionally fugly.';

'>>55790776
no you fucking idiot
You can dump silently, but you are a massive cocksucker and you have to take the bait every single time';

'>>55790758
I forgot about you wrist. Now I feel bad telling you to draw';

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'>>55791528
After a swimming lesson';

'>>55791528';

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'>>55790736
He wasn’t talking about you, Peon
>>55787936
Magneto believed in the supremacy of mutants because he was a mutant himself. I’ve leaned more towards Syndrome from the Incredibles with Koreans as my supers';

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'>>55784497
Fun fact kids, 53% of all disasters are caused by Absols. Remember to call your local pest control to deal with them.';

'I don't even have time to be hers';

'>>55790790
Being hated still beats being ingnored tho, at least then there's proof you exist.

>>55793500
Who is responsible for the remaining 47% the.ln according to you?';

'>>55793769
>HERE not HERS (not a bad idea though)
Well that's what I get for sleeping only 3 hours and a half…';

'>>55793500
What they don't want you to know is that you can easily correct them';

'ABCsol';

'>>55793500
retard alert';

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'Does your heart go doki doki when looking at Absol?';

'>>55796317
Only if it’s on-model and Korean';

'>>55796350
And I thought I'm autistic';

'>>55796317
My heart beats normaly as usual. But if I see an an Absol then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rKvWA6w20';

'>>55796604
You don’t understand the subtle nuance of eastern artstyles. NGMI';

'>>55793788
The rest of the pokemon. Despite being .00013% of the pokemon population Absols commit 53% of the disasters. Really makes you think.';

'i wanna plow this cow';

'>>55797250
Get in line';

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'>>55797250
I want to be this cow';

'>>55790736
Normally I dislike fusions, BUT!';

'I wish there was a pic exactly like this but it wasn't ruined by forced coomslop anthroshit.';

'>>55797250';

'>>55799685
Ask someone here to draw it.';

'>>55798271';

'>>55800256
Not me I broke my phone camera';

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'But why do you like Absol so much anon?';

'>>55804029
I started liking her because of how adorable she looked in XY. The new 3D model made her look so cute and fluffy';

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'>>55804029
Absol's first appearance was the perfect introduction for it, and was probably one of the most memorable moments I had with any Pokemon game, I guess it helps that Ruby was my first game too. Route 120 is such a cool looking route when you first get to it, with the reflective water, the extra tall grass and the rain. It's the only place Absol appears, and Absol's appearance isn't like any other Pokemon you see up to that point. Mysterious, cool, rare, strong, hard to catch, with a striking cry and an ominous dex entry.';

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'>>55807202
Me on the left';

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'>>55784617
>heavy Kalos accent';

'>>55801454
>PC broken
>phone broken
>because of craving doomcow poon
So when is your house gonna look like this??';

'>>55814110
Once I learn how to print or paint
But hanging Absol ass on your walls is questionable behavior';

'Not yet';

'>>55814994
You almost let it die again. I'm disappointed in you';

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'>>55815008
As op I should do a better duty you're right';

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'A bump for the Absolfriends.';

'I don't think this is supposed to be on page 10.
Here's a bump for you, Absol bros.';

'>>55817346
why do I feel like Absol is in danger here?';

'>>55818125
Type advantage.';

'>>55818497
oh no, that seems like a very bad situation for Absol';

'>>55818125
Sylveon is just a natural top';

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'Sexy';

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'>>55823412
Nice banner';

'Absolbros too busy cuddling with their Absol plushies to keep their thread alive.
can't blame them';

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'stop being pg 10 right now';

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'>>55830542
Ow-ruuh!';

'Absol anus';

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'>>55831271
They really turned her into an angel';

'>>55831772
What do you mean? She already was
Ok, so I'm lying. I don't remember how popular Absol was before the Mega. I know it was featured a little in the show and movies, but definitely not to the extent of some other way more popular mons. I only took notice when it did end up with a Mega';

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'>>55832672';

'>>55832049
Almost same for me. I always liked Absol since it's debut but it was only at the back of my mind until Megan's happened';

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'>>55832049
Absol was always mid-tier in popularity which IMHO is the best option, it’s not forgotten but it isn’t a shillmon either.';

'>>55834201
That filters out most coomers schizos and midwits
At least here we only have a few';

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'>>55835440
PLEASE';

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