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int postNumber = 55786876;
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String date = '04/24/24(Wed)18:23:23';
String comment = 'What Pokémon do you think you could beat up?';
'>>55786876';
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'You can't pay me to assault a fossil Pokemon.
I refuse.';
'>>55786876';
'>>55786925
This is an easy one
>>55787005
Yea
>>55787362
I doubt it';
'>>55787005
start the battle by using a stat boosting item on yourself';
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'>>55786876
honestly the only mons i think a human stands a chance of beating in a fight are actually fighting types.
fighting-type trainers often spar with their mons, and i'm sure they don't just get their asses beat over and over.
so when you fight a fighting-type, you're fighting something that's gonna play by the rules and accept a loss even if it's physically stronger than you. maybe you can win by ring-out or something.
but if you fight a dumb animal, it's just gonna blow your damn head off.';
'>>55786876
Not any Pokémon.
>>55788940
Every single Pokémon can easily kill a regular real-life unarmed human.';
'>>55788927
based';
'>>55788940
>but if you fight a dumb animal, it's just gonna blow your damn head off.
At this point you'd be the dumb one instead, like all the people at Yellowstone National Park getting up close to bison.';
'>>55790730
LMAO';
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