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'>>5433607
Nature red in tooth and claw';

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'>>5433655
*tooth and antler';

'>>5434334
Wont the deer's parents abandon her if they smell the human on her?';

'>>5434385
that's a missinformation that was spread for whatever reason. animals aren't retarded';

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>>5434547
This. It's also not true for birds. I actually can't think of a single animal that would abandon their offspring because there's a faint odd smell on it.';

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>>5434567
it's just to stop kids from touching shit in the woods.';

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'>>5434385
That's a lie parents tell their kids so they don't bring home some god damn animal that they have to pay for and take care of.';

'>>5433619
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI';

'>>5436059
Why would the parents abandoning it matter, if you take it home?

Oh dear.';

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'>>5436091
I'm sorry, Anon, but everybody has to find out some day. Also, Santa is fake and you aren't special.';

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'>>5434385
yes, absolutely. also it‘s scared shitless in that video';

'>>5436115
You are special with a backwards R, but also thank you anon - I appreciate your harsh life lessons, it's something I will hold dear.';

'>>5434572
sounds reasonable. still, we should come up with a reason instead of lying. and i want to punch the cunt in the face, that came up with this crap';

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'>>5436187

For a little guy sure looks like he's ready to start some shit';

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'>>5433442
Doh!
A Deer.
A female Deer....';

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'>>5439384
Fag
A guy who posts Bison';

'>>5437576
He's just like me fr';

'>>5436009
Good ol' prancing fawns.';

'>>5436699
>we should come up with a reason instead of lying
No truthful reason exists that will satisfy a kid who wants to keep the fluffy thing.
Side note: this is also why religion exists.';

'>>5440497
>this is also why religion exists.
*tips*';

'>>5440499
Even assuming God or some sort of deity exists, there are enough of differing religions that many of them must be wrong, and there must be a reason why people would go and believe something wrong, and that reason is usually pretty practical. Just imagine, for a moment, that you don't have germ theory yet or the capacity to identify parasites, and you can't give a good, objective answer to why people who eat pork in your region tend to become sickly and live shorter lives, you just know that you've been around a long time and seen a trend that you think you should communicate to your people so they won't be sick so often. How are you going to get them to stop when you don't understand the root cause yourself, and they can just point to Dave, the guy who cooks his food extra well, and go "well Dave eats tons of pork and he's perfectly healthy, surely it's fine?"
The only way to do it is to appeal to an authority that's above proof.';

'>>5440503
>words words words
nice going arguing about God in a deer thread, your life must be fulfilling';

'>>5440503
I'm sorry the other anon did not provide a good rebottle to your argument. However, I think I can provide a satisfactory one.
The Truth is that God chose one tribe of people, according to their devotedness, as His people. They were subject to the same material conditions as all peoples in history, barring His intervention. As such, a taboo against pork would be accepted as a religious practice due to the hierarchical nature of humanity, instantiated by a Jew. The kicker is that the Jewish Law (Rabbinical Law that was not approved of by God in His ultimate plans) was abolished by Jesus.
He has sense laid out no Law of any kind.';

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'>>5440497
kids aren't actually retarded, they just accept whatever their parents or teachers say as the truth. asshole kids will be assholes anyway, so might as well tell the truth';

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'>>5440707
That deer is pretty clearly trying to kick the shit out of that dog and he's just running around probably thinking "YAY! New friend wants to play! I love new friend!" lol.';

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'>>5433607
Give an harem to this cutie and his children and repeat until we have horned jumping carnivores to use them against vegetarians.';

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'>>5433442
it's deer';

'>>5433607
I'd let her eat my snake';

'>>5434613
what a war cry';

'>>5440839
Is this real?';

'>>5440867
I think so. I mean, why would anyone go on the internet and post lies?';

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'>>5441366
my ancestor :)';

'>>5440714
DEER STUCK
DEER STUCK
PLEASE
I BEG YOU';

'>>5440877
The fuck is that.';

'>>5440702
>cutting the live deer’s antler so he can keep his precious trophy
kek what a prick';

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>>5441878
It's called a Muntjac. A deer that has huge scent glands on its face.';

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'>>5442324
bad foal';

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'>>5440695
That car was lucky if the moose hit the fron instead of the back it would have totalled';

'>>5442230
They apparently taste delicious though I've never tried one';

'>>5441890
That deer on the ground looks like it has been dead there for a while.';

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'>>5440767
fuckin Ron';

'Deers are vaseline for the eye balls';

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'>>5443561
Deers r vaseline for my balls too';

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'>>5444333
When you order a beer wrong';

'>>5443348
Those are different species, right? That's too small for a deer foal.';

'>>5443250
If a deer lies down for even a second, they die.';

'>>5444397
Yes it's on wikipedia';

'>>5440867
This is new graphic test for deltarune';

'>>5433607
nature's spaghetti';

'>>5436092
What I see after telling the genie I want a million bucks';

'>>5445023
should've asked for alotta doe';

'>>5444920
I have so many deer eating spaghetii still images';

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'>>5445314
Neighing in the seat well';

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'Fuck deers';

'>>5441488
you're a genuine dicksucker';

'>>5446970
deersucker*

>>5446944
you got the idea';

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'>>5433442
(ToT)';

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'>>5445314
dumbass sheep.';

'>>5436699
yeah how about telling kids "stop touching wild animals that can pass on dieases and/or parasites and/or kick the shit out of you since you're 5"';

'>>5447252
WENDIGO';

'>>5446944
go back to /k/';

'>>5440554
>rebottle';

'>>5446996
*deerfucker';

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'>>5436092
>get wings. oh and some bread sticks too.';

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'>>5440695
Did the moose fix that car's headlight?';

'>>5436092
What a shitty-ass movie, I can't believe my parents thought it was any good.';

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'>>5436020
>4 MB
What the fuck is hidden in this file?';

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'>>5458959
something something animal book';

'>>5443210

how does deer know what banana is';

'>>5440877
How deep do those holes go?';

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'>>5459523
Big enough to put your dick in, don't worry.';

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'>>5458959
textbook animal cruelty...';

'>>5459452
smells good';

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'>>5440733
dog probably too close to her fawns';

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'>>5458959
How the fuck do you even get that there?';

'>>5463955
They thought it was dead so they put it in the back of their van or suv or whatever. Then it woke up.';

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'>>5453689
Ahahahahaha yes';

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'>>5461499
I see what you did there Carlos.';

'>>5469329
The Deer Hunter
>based on a true story';

'>>5433607
I think this is how the first carnivore evolved. Everyone was swimming around eating plants and one of them just got a weird impulse to eat his neighbor.';

'>>5439851
That's Vega';

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'>>5437159
*teleports behind you*';

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'>>5472684
I hope this cunt died, there's no reason to kill such a majestic animal.';

'>>5461621
what compels someone to make a webm like this? why not show the full video?';

'>>5472743
>there's no reason to kill such a majestic animal
there is, it's called sustenance
faggot';

'>>5472684

>quartering your target
not even once';

'>>5472790
when is the last time you were forced into hunting to survive';

'>>5473844
>when is the last time you were forced into hunting to survive
never was forced to
for better or worse i can get my meat at the goymarket or buy from a local farmer
are you saying it's wrong to hunt because it's possible to buy meat from goymarkets?
if you're a vegan or if you're going to argue for veganism you can just reply "vegan btw" so that I can ignore you and not waste your time or mine';

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'>>5473884
>goymarkets
you are too far gone...';

'>>5472743
>there's no reason to kill such a majestic animal.
They taste good. Checkmate, libtard.';

'>>5441469
you can't be this cute anon';

'>>5441366
>>5441469
me with the mohawk';

'>>5472940
>quartering
looks complete to me';

'>>5441890
It's from a longer video; he's rescuing it as it got stuck locking horns with another deer who ended up dying.';

'>>5474709
>he's actually defending shitty meat mass produced from factory farms
lol';

'>>5474758
nigger';

'>>5469467
I live on a farm. Often times it's just by accident. Animals graze around and eat whatever. If something is too dumb or slow to move, it gets eaten. I've seen horses eat chicks, mice, snakes. Cows also eat random shit. They don't give a fuck.';

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'>>5458959
motherfuckers needs to get beaten';

'>>5469467
There's no such thing as an obligate herbivore in nature. All animals are opportunistically carnivorous to supplement their diet. This is why you don't leave very young chicks, kittens, or puppies lying around in a farm, or cows, horses, and chickens will have them as a snack.';

'>>5469467
Eating other organisms evolved way before plants, life was doing it before it even went multicellular, it's why we have mitochondria.';

'>>5433442
Doe... a deer
A female deer.';

'>>5433442
Saw a few doe/does a few months back in someone's backyard, just staring, hoping I will pass by and not notice them. It was 6 AM so most people were still asleep, probably looking for old apples or some shit. That reminds me, saw a vid of a magpie or some other corvid getting drunk from old apples, dumbass bird couldn't do jack shit.';

'>>5480892
I live near the woods so I see deer in the spring and fall pretty often when I walk home from work at night. One night recently one of them shouted at me, I think I startled it by walking by';

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'>>5472743
Yes there is retard, humans kill off apex predators everywhere they go, so the population of delicious herbivores explodes, which in turn fucks up the entire ecosystem and does no favours to the members of that species itself either. Look up how Yellowstone recovered after wolves came back, and realise that every single other inhabited place in the world is the before picture.

Also they yummy fr';

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'>>5434335
He's literally me...';

'>>5434385
only if theyre black';

'>>5433607
>DON'T TREAD ON M-ACK!';

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'>>5437159
WHY is she wearing a mask OUTSIDE???';

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'>>5434558
Classic';

'>>5434335

> mfw the super shy and skinny Chinese chick from my class took off her clothes when we went back to her place, I found out her ass was actually firm and round from playing volleyball on weekdays and not flat like I expected, and her groceries were clean as a whistle when I ate her out while she was on all fours

I hadn't even planned on rimming anyone in my life before that encounter, didn't help my yellow fever either. anyone who says cunt lapping is unmanly can go kick rocks';

'>>5442197

> swiggity swooty...';

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'>>5472743
Am i to eat it alive?';

'>>5459452
birds have told them';

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'>>5440497
You are most likely the same retard that always brings up religion in /an/ threads. Hope you die a horrible death, the same goes to /an/ jannies for giving me a 3 day ban for calling out your bullshit, but never to you for out of topic discussion.';

'>>5433619
How does it even know to be happy when the ball is in?';

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'>>5433607
probably roadkill. deer is just decomposing it.';

'>>5462633
I've 100% heard this on more than one overnight hike through some local woods';

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'this is a sfw board you sick fuck';

'>>5488437
You know that's been a thing in Japan FOREVER, right? When you're sick it's considered rude / nasty to not wear a mask outside because you might get others sick.';

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'>>5433442
My mother raised a fawn until it was old enough to fend for itself.
She also had a raccoon. It would pull on the table cloth so cookies fell down, but it would only take one cookie.';

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'>>5434335
I once shoved my nose in my stepsister's ass after she farted and this was my reaction, I feel him';

'>>5491962
was his dog named....Satan?';

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'>>5499775
Preston, a very british dog name.';

'>>5499775
>>5500633
It's Fenton';

'>deer thread
>posts moose

kys all of you';

'>>5491547
It was probably watching humans play.';

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'>>5434561
https://youtu.be/0Wj7NxZJCGc?t=13';

'>>5495044
>>5462633
Most likely an owl, they screech like that and some sound like people';

'>>5500694
a moose a deer that evolved to be gigantic';

'>>5434561
Had a horse growing up named Isabelle that loved Doritos.';

'>>5445023
kek';

'>>5498192
Oh, interesting. Didn't know that. Thanks!';

'>>5488437
she's under the weather';

'>>5459452
Banana's cousin Apple is on a watchlist, and the polar bear was a Fed';

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'>>5509461
No.';

'>>5495044
>>5462633
>>5504863
Possible but in the regions I hear this, there's mainly only small barn owls and such. I'll look into what species specifically and their sounds, though! Didn't know they might be the ones doing that (/too)
I did have a small-medium owl silently glide less than 5 feet over my head in broad daylight once, and it turned its head to look at me as it passed. God I love hiking.
Last one was a 58km in 11h30m and gave me a tier1/minor LCL issue cause the ground had a 10° slant the whole way. Only other time that happened was again on slanted ground that gave me cuboid syndrome and minor peronneal tendonitis
And now I'm hike rambling again lol';

'>>5488437
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>>5506750
While the Japanese wear masks when they're sick, this was filmed while Japan had an outdoor mask mandate during covid. She didn't have a choice.';

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'>>5481087
> definitely safe to eat the one covered in tumors
> don't worry! it's not contagious
Fuck off, Nurgle.';

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'>>5434567
Hamsters';

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'>>5490416
Asians would';

'>>5445277
would you consider sharing as a slideshow anon?';

'>>5443367
> aaaaa whats happening uuuuuh oh deer oh deer im so confused
> hehe I can look under the water at fish';

'>>5503080
It probably has rabies or something and that absolute retard is going to get infected.';

'fuck it lets check out the deer thread
been plaguing my TW since almost last year and still alive';

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'>>5479775
This, it's depressing people reminiscing literally witnessing predation and their gimp brains conforming to grade school education, thus forcing them to asses that a horse "didn't" notice a chick.';

'>>5518939
I think her deer has autism';

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'>>5472685
this episode was hysterical to me as a kid';

'>>5442410
On their way to stand in the fucking road.';

'>>5518028
thank god there's a shot for that';

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'>>5451796
moses grass';

'>>5443247
If you eat it you absorb its power';

'>>5440503
holy fuck I hate you proselytizing atheists more than the door to door Mormons and Jehovah's Witness';

'>>5473844
after 2020
when dipshit "won" and food prices went through the roof';

'Why is it heartwarming to see the rescue videos despite knowing these are basically pests a lot of the time and the thread is also full of damage caused by these adorable retards?

>>5443357
Bro moment';

'>>5440733
I drove by an elk and a golden retriever having a stare down in someone's front yard. The dog had a puppy behind it who was playing tough, mock charging and yapping. But the elk and the adult dog were as still as I have ever seen two animals, just eyes locked on each other waiting for the other to move. Luckily I was able to scare the elk away with my car. I was real worried about those dogs, elk are no joke.';

'>>5529514
Another elk story. There's a lake behind my parents house with a big deep canal running through it. When the water is up all the way, the canal is impossible to see unless you know where it is. The elk come down from the mountains in big herds. To cross the lake they walk and sometimes in the deeper parts swim through the lake. The young elk in the front never expect the canal and take a sudden dip before they swim across in a bit of a panic. Usually only a few go in before the others get spooked and slow down. The older elk who have done this before, just gracefully wade in deep slowly and swim across.

Some out of state family was visiting and saw the elk swimming across the lake and asked us if they were camels. In the rocky mountains hahaha';

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'>>5444505
Ralsei looks far sexier this way';

'>>5499720
Walking with all the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.';

'>>5528151
>holy fuck I hate people outside my cult more than people inside my cult
No fucking shit';

'>>5447394
Fledglings can't do any of those things but shouldn't be touched anyway.';