String fullTitle = 'Nature';
int postNumber = 5459769;
String image = '1708718327746684.webm';
String date = '02/23/24(Fri)14:58:47';
String comment = 'Stuff like this';
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'I can only offer /an/ webms without sound.';
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'>>5461572
neat trick';
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'>>5461020
Such a pretty bee';
'>>5462856
It's like if a machine elf was trying to fuck you';
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'>>5459769
I prefer the one without the music. I think it gives it a more calming and carefree energy.';
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'>>5462856
What is that?';
'>>5463748
It is a bird';
'>>5463748
a quick google search gives back "Temminck's tragopan"
but the birds i get on google images are kinda orange while the one in that webm is really red so maybe its a different kind';
'>>5461020
At The Bug WaSH';
'>>5465016
at the bug wash yeah';
'>>5461572
I think its sneezed
or sniffed a bit of water up its nose and maybe sneezed';
'>>5463748
its a plane';
'>>5460908
Reminder that deer have a higher yearly bodycount than wolves, bears, and mountain lions combined, and not from car crashes';
'>>5459820
WHY would they think a replay is necessary';
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'>>5466434
Fuckin sluts.';
'>>5461020
God is great';
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'>>5461020
Download webms for retards or fuck off back to /an/.';
'>>5461020
I have to concur with: >>5468883';
'>>5468886
thats so cool and spooky sounding';
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'>>5460908
Put it in a headlock, you fat cunt';
'>>5468883
webm for lazys is the updated fork';
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'>>5468886
Thumbnail looks like he's making a vlog.';
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'>>5472692
The purest form of horror. A moose with its cubs in your lawn.
Opening your door is certain death for all and any form of life';
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'>>5463438
>>5461407
that explains all the skinwalker myths';
'>>5474854
Why did he get so triggered by the rain forest?';
'>>5475314
He was trying to move a huge ship over the mountain for a movie and his workers nearly gave up';
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'>>5466633
There was a wolf bro. Watch it again but pay careful attention when the deer leaves the screen.';
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'>>5461020
Biologists can’t explain this.';
'>>5471509
Gregg "Opie" Hughes on a beach somewhere.';
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'>>5478979
>DEER STUCK! DEER STUCK!';
'>>5469200
literally just saw one of these outside my house. funny lil birbs.';
'>>5463748
James Cameron is very wealthy';
'>>5483546
Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a genuine dick sucker! Yo I'm adding this guy to friends.';
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'>>5461020
this is literally date rape';
'>>5490516
h-he's fast';
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'>>5462856
>cmere bish';
'>>5459769
Meow';
'>>5463525
I'd give her something salty to frolic in.';
'>>5483558
where do you live.';
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'>>5492581
I hate this shitty transformative content';
'>>5463748
Tragopan. A species of Pheasant that lives in East Asia. During the mating season those fucks are aggressive as fuck and attack everything in sight that isn't a female tragopan and they have very sharp claws.';
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'>>5499404
How could he know there was small monke down there?';
'>>5459769
that's a weird fucking dog';
'>>5501348
Did you turn on the sound?';
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'>>5466633
just in case theres a deer watching the video';
'>>5461572
cunt got hit by an invisible wrestler';
'>>5496744
Made me laugh a lot. thanks!';
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'>>5461572
insurance fraud?';
'>>5463743
is he gonna be ok?';
'>>5501525
Noooo, a room with moose';
'>>5492678
/k/ plz go';
'>>5501771
Ever heard a vixen screech from the woods in the middle of the night? Terrifying shit.
>>5506116
He might. I've been in two cars that hit deer, both time the deer was ok.';
'>>5496744
I really wish he suplexed that deer';
'>>5508676
>Ever heard a vixen screech from the woods in the middle of the night? Terrifying shit.';
'>>5508676
>>5509088
You mean a deer like this?
>>5505008
lol';
'>>5463743
did it did?';
'>>5474854
what are those birds in the background? I hear them in basically every goddamn piece of media set in a tropical jungle setting. along with kookaburras.';
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'>>5504238
I can sit and stare at that for hours';
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'>>5461572
nerve gas?';
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'>>5517257
Did the guy break his spine? I won't find this funny if he did, I had to see a cat get glocked on the spot for that and it fucked with me';
'>>5463438
Thumper and Bambi';
'>>5514384
there had to be a retard hiding around here';
'>>5517261
Smarter than the average deer.';
'>>5479148
you can't explain it. why trick the insect, when it could be instinctively helpful?
the mechanism evolved through iterations from something less complex';
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'>>5517964
burping nonstop';
'>>5474854
Commentary on the struggle of life? On the brutality of nature?';
'>>5514348
I don't know what this is but it's disgusting';
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'>>5504238
Incredible.';
'>>5504238
Are these patterns deliberate?';
'>>5466775
Fuck. Bet that hurt';
'>>5474854
Jfc, bet this guy's actually a blast to be around';
'>>5511612
>hun call triple A and ask to send a guy to fix the flat';
'>>5469200
this is the quality content I came here for thank you anon. saved
>>5490516
what a silly lil guy
>>5496744
MMA fights with animals, there's an idea.
>>5499404
this made me happy
>>5501771
possibly the most annoying sound made by a quadruped
>>5505008
I take the above back, this might be more annoying';
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'Anything else besides deer?';
'>>5462856
That's not sexy, that's terrifying.';
'>>5474854
That's German Director Werner Hertzog.';
'>>5496744
Bjorn?? What are you doing?';
'>>5486486
This man nearly died.';
'>>5461020
>Hey dawg, I'm just gonna put you in a cage, and jizz on you while you escape.';
'>>5461020
Never heard of an orchid B before, but those guys look awesome.';
'>>5459820
>earrape sound
>mute audio
>sound still playing
>pause webm
>still playing
>only turning device off stops the noise
What the FUCK did you do?!';
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'>>5463743
>five points rd.
The jokes write themselves.';
'>>5519137
it's a very simple rule. If 2 of my four neighbours buzz, I buzz, kind of thing. See reaction diffusion algorithm';
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'>>5524639
Why are they bothering my nigga on his line?';
'>>5523368
He's just like me fr';
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'>>5524639
the slowest rope glide ever';
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'>>5462856
This is not a mogging thread';
'>>5462856
I didn't know birds can use devil trigger';
'Gentle monkey';
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'>>5517501
He can't read though.';
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