import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/wsg/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void fag thread.(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'fag thread.';
int postNumber = 5465224;
String image = '1709173090972003.webm';
String date = '02/28/24(Wed)21:18:10';
String comment = 'Its strange. I could swear there was a "Fiercely Attractive Guys" thread around here.

Post cute fellas.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5465227 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)21:19:21'  && image=='097885.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5465229 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)21:20:23'  && image=='000.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5465972 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)17:38:55'  && image=='gay-kissing-gay.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5465973 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)17:40:53'  && image=='petekao-dark-blue-kiss.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5466218 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)21:15:37') {

'sexo...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467156 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)19:27:39'  && image=='Ice Skating.webm') {

'Jakub is too sweet and pure for this world.

I'd do anything to protect his adorable soft spoken polish accent and his kind personality.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5468016 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)14:55:08'  && image=='3608057933129525586.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5468018 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)14:57:35') {

'how does it feel to know you're wasting your life?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5468021 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)15:01:25'  && image=='1704513307980686.webm') {

'>>5468018
Welcome to 4chan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5468028 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)15:05:40'  && image=='1708521069823.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5468032 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)15:12:48'  && image=='361659097325.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5468404 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)22:37:50'  && image=='DO YOU SUCK DICKS.webm') {

'>DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!?!?!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5468654 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)06:26:30') {

'>>5465229
How much lack of father figure needs to make a young man becoming like this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469340 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)21:49:16') {

'Men!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469766 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)12:31:51') {

'>>5468654
>How much lack of father figure needs to make a young man becoming like this?
yep, might as well wear a t-shirt that says "my dad is a piece of shit"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470298 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)00:25:22') {

'>>5469766
so what you're saying is you would have been gay but your dad said not to?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470718 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)12:55:45') {

'>>5470298
no im saying he took me camping and hugged me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470816 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)15:42:59') {

'>>5470718
mine too! i'm an eagle scout thanks to him.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470822 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)15:55:30') {

'guys idk this sees kinda gay';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5471003 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)20:24:04'  && image=='230616-idolpits-1669554313696366593-1.webm') {

'>>5470822
Boys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5472023 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)20:19:41') {

'>>5465229
Would.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5472110 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)22:39:48') {

'>>5465229
i must eliminate all gays. except this one. he will be my personal concubine'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5472272 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)01:48:30'  && image=='1700074172972170.webm') {

'>>5465227
a fine addition to my kys folder
where do I find vids like that out in the wild? tiktok? instagram?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473022 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)19:40:26'  && image=='1678052193399685_1.webm') {

'>>5472272
i get them from here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473029 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)19:43:21'  && image=='1680022709649431.webm') {

'>>5473022
me too but there has to be a better source, these threads arent up very often'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473031 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)19:46:42') {

'>>5473029
movie?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473042 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)19:52:06') {

'>>5472110
but that means you're gay, and you'll have to eliminate yourself. how are you going to have a concubine after being eliminated?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473048 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)19:54:18') {

'>>5473031
Another Country (1984)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473072 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)20:16:21') {

'>>5473048
thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473073 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)20:16:28') {

'>>5473042
he would be held in my basement. no one will know of my secret gay ahnsctivities'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473085 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)20:31:06') {

'>>5473073
But having a survivor will make it spread again!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473878 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)13:35:10'  && image=='1671552825799089.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5474718 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)05:46:46'  && image=='1682655667714131.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475316 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)18:44:14'  && image=='1676422152218915.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475477 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)22:52:38') {

'>>5475316
Salsa?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5476206 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)17:33:20') {

'>>5475477
vilisevciuc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477221 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)16:58:04'  && image=='---.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477954 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)12:21:06'  && image=='1773917711254834438.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5478488 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)23:17:38') {

'>>5477954
Is gay sex aryan?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5478569 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)01:08:05'  && image=='polish femboy [sound].webm') {

'>>5478488

Well the OG Aryan Persians loved it since Darius the Great.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479560 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)23:17:09') {

'based thread.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479727 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)02:36:04'  && image=='benji krol barbie vs oppenheimer.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480553 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)22:20:33'  && image=='1664200532036925.webm') {

'>>5479560
thank you!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480566 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)22:31:08'  && image=='Russian Linguist.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480788 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)03:05:24') {

'>>5480553
Why can't I have this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480816 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)04:11:02') {

'>>5480566
It's true. I've been learning Yiddish and my cooking has improved, my credit score went up, and I can make an insult took like a compliment.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481846 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)23:20:07') {

'Go back to your fucking containment board, you have two of them, TWO FUCKING BOARDS ALL FOR YOURSELF WHICH THEY'RE /LGBT/ AND /GIF/. Not only are you a worthless piece of shit who disappointed their parents, because that's what being a degenerate faggot makes you, but you're also FUCKING RETARDED for trying to come here and ruin the board; do everyone a favor and kill yourself.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481860 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)23:32:43') {

'>>5481846
why are you in a gay thread if you don't like gay people?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481879 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)23:47:00') {

'>>5465224
Listen I would never let a guy fuck me because I'm not gay. But I would fuck a guy because I want to have power over them. It's not gay. It's a power thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481922 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)00:35:03') {

'>>5481846
Hope you enjoy the weekend off school, champ.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5482586 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)15:55:22') {

'>>5481846
die mad about it, fag.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5482929 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)23:54:11') {

'>>5479727
Daddy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5483085 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)05:48:03'  && image=='133225689855.webm') {

'>>5478488
Yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5483099 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)06:25:41') {

'>>5481846
Are you enjoying lurking this thread?!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484447 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)16:00:00'  && image=='1675839642360772.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484926 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)03:28:25') {

'>>5474718
How does one achieve this physique?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484951 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)04:00:47') {

'>>5480816
oy vey, anti semitism not cool goy i mean boy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5486632 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)20:38:25'  && image=='charlielifefitness-butt.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5486669 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)21:15:20') {

'>>5465224
Every day I pray for a war so these faggots will get drafted'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487197 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)14:24:15') {

'>>5486669
Anon, you don't need to be drafted to have gay sex anymore. It's 2024, just get on grindr.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487388 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)18:08:22') {

'>>5486669
I think these faggots would will war like Alexandre the great did'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487400 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)18:31:30'  && image=='1654581963472.webm') {

'>>5479727
Anybody got that video of him spinning and lip syncing to a slowed down version of Baby Hotline? I know I have it somewhere but I don't organize my webums and can't find it fucking anywhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487885 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)05:54:32'  && image=='_7278510215270518058.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487893 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)06:04:33'  && image=='gym partner lifting bro.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488013 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)09:04:42') {

'>>5487400
>>5487893
Classics.
Anyway, kill me, pete.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488051 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)10:09:33'  && image=='1708540475808720.webm') {

'>>5480566
>linguist
>can't pronounce r correctly
Solid 0/10. This accent screams ESL.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488365 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:27:03') {

'>>5488051
That actually makes him hotter, I want to rub our cocks together while he tries to talk dirty with his stupid accent.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488568 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)20:20:45'  && image=='benji krol.webm') {

'>>5484447
>>5486632
i need to be spitroasted by them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488864 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)03:09:38'  && image=='_9509683277737.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489083 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)08:46:56') {

'>>5488864
>painted nails
ruined'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489507 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)18:38:42'  && image=='1706388441873174.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490216 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)09:59:04') {

'>>5489507
Swimmers are perfectly designed for sex.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490230 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)10:23:28'  && image=='_256963310810562_6023016137756895866_n.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490922 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)19:54:43') {

'>>5489083
shit taste.
>>5490216
long distance runners are my favorite.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491421 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)06:52:52'  && image=='melon crush.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491634 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)11:14:08') {

'how do gay incels exist? just have sex with each other. lol.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491779 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)14:04:16') {

'>>5491634
Im a boykisser'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491933 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)16:31:49') {

'>>5491634
Gay boys who think they're too good for other gay boys.
You need to be a staggeringly unbearable person for a man to not want to fuck you, not even just appearancewise, but also personality wise. I'd imagine gay incels are probably some of the most repugnant human beings on this planet.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492232 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)20:57:32') {

'>>5491421
God I want him to shoot me with a longbow from the treeline a few hundred meters away while my fellow infantrymen look on with shock.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492359 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)23:10:32'  && image=='twunk.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492367 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)23:13:23') {

'>>5491634
sex is easy. relationships are impossible. buncha faggy whores :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492627 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)06:07:59'  && image=='Can you pole dance fully clothed.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492891 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)11:21:08') {

'>>5481879 Same. Sometimes I do it with a friend of mine. Neither of us is gay.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493639 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)00:02:25') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493858 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)06:38:10'  && image=='_7243483178227305771.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494037 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)10:09:23') {

'>>5493858
I usually don't say this, but the tattoos kind of are a turn off here. But good god that body control is amazing, I wish I could do that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494447 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)18:40:23'  && image=='1678240220602178.webm') {

'I think I love guys a little too much';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494483 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)19:11:06') {

'>>5478569
So this is why Hitler had to invade'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494487 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)19:12:12'  && image=='cm1.webm') {

'>>5479727
>>5487400
This him?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494498 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)19:21:50') {

'>>5494447
Christ, anyone have the full video? It's one of Reno Gold's'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494524 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)19:37:38') {

'>>5492367
Anon I thought I would never meet anybody that matched but I joined a dating app looking for casual hookups, met a genuinely wonderful guy at random with no expectations (which I think is important), and started a relationship. I feel like a completely different person.

>>5492891
You are not heterosexual.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494942 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)05:34:37'  && image=='gym bro 2.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495008 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)07:12:50'  && image=='1707128759671.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495701 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)22:48:46'  && image=='1678488895071172.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496778 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)22:29:32') {

'Requesting a webm of a cute asian ice skater someone posted a while ago and i haven't seen it since.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497101 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)05:18:21'  && image=='_711a87c2881a4862b7f5b.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498039 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)03:45:31'  && image=='1711160677507586_(1).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498904 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)00:29:45'  && image=='1711411267881604.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499825 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:47:37'  && image=='catboy.webm') {

'bump, i started these threads awhile ago, kinda crazy to see them still around

love u guys <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499828 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:49:19'  && image=='cm47.webm') {

'>>5499825
just gonna dump some choice cuts from my huge collection, love to see more fiercely attractive gay enthusiasts <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499832 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:51:03'  && image=='cm37.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499833 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:52:15'  && image=='cm33.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499834 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:53:46'  && image=='cm59.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499836 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:54:54'  && image=='cm14.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499837 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:56:32'  && image=='cm28.webm') {

'>>5499836
last one for now luvs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499935 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)23:53:15') {

'>>5475316
holy fuck he's hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500225 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)07:33:45'  && image=='317427975_956903069423089_1298500393982467051_n (1).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500503 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)14:19:51') {

'>>5498039
+1 for the jockstraps'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500514 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)14:29:57') {

'>>5500225
Kill Koreans'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500919 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)23:56:02'  && image=='1712016903738877.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501213 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)09:20:03'  && image=='1652860666960.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501252 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)10:25:14') {

'you are all unironically mentally ill, and if you were born in any other time period you would be fucking executed by the state. The reason the state is keeping disease-spreading-faggots around is because you fags are useful idiots.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501279 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)11:04:08') {

'>>5501252
seethe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501333 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)12:12:39') {

'>>5501252
So says the useful idiot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501388 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)13:50:08') {

'>>5500919
imma be completely honest here. i dont get the whole super fem gays thing. twinks are one thing, but when your whole look revolves around looking as much like a woman as possible... i dont understand who you're trying to attract. straight guys have actual girls, and gay guys are attracted to men not women. so i guess just the barely bi guys are left? idk how many of those are out there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501531 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)16:11:26') {

'>>5501388
Glad I'm not the only one. Even twinks are starting to not do it for me any more. That might just be an age thing though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501730 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:30:36'  && image=='cm5.webm') {

'>>5501252
you hate fags because you're told to hate fags by those above you. they require you to hate fags and niggers, trannies, gooks, and kikes so that you don't hate them and remain a docile sheep.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502136 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)05:53:10'  && image=='If Link was a Pole Dancer(1).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502427 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)14:08:16') {

'>>5501730
Is this felix? He is cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5503487 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)13:34:08') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504412 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)13:08:20'  && image=='1712417900479999.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504744 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)19:53:24') {

'Would love to contribute to this thread but I don't know where to find cute gay sfw stuff like this.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504748 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)20:03:31') {

'seems pretty gay';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504888 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:46:25'  && image=='Sam hyde.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504897 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:55:46'  && image=='Ukraineian.webm') {

'A gay Slavic Nazi posting on ticktock from a war zone has got to be one of the most insane things I've ever seen. He's hot though.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504911 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:10:08') {

'>>5504888
I genuinely think Sam Hyde might be at least bi.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504912 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:10:54'  && image=='flamer.webm') {

'Last one I have.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504915 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:12:50'  && image=='Sam hyde cow.webm') {

'>>5504911
It's an edit I made. This is the original. But talking about fucking a guy in the ass is still pretty sus.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505068 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)05:15:35') {

'>>5504915
he's never been funny outside of his tedx talk.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505349 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:11:45') {

'>>5504912
this guy got aids lmao what a whore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505373 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:35:31') {

'>>5505068
I actually didn't find the ted talk all the entertaining outside of the spectacle of it. I much preferred the Rutgers talk.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505498 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)13:54:13') {

'>>5505349
I thought it was just HIV and that he got better.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505925 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:18:11') {

'>>5505498
You only really "get better" from HIV insofar that you become a slave to the Pharmaceutical industry or else eventually get AIDS.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506009 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:17:54') {

'>>5505925
I thought HIV was curable and that you only had to be on meds permanently for AIDS.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506124 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)03:22:18') {

'>>5506009
So HIV can be cured so long as you get on a special extra potent version of PReP, called PeP (post exposure prophylactic), but only within 72 hours of exposure, miss that time window, it's incurable, the best you can do is keep your viral load down using meds.
Which apparently if you get it down to "undetectable" status, you can't spread it, which is nice, but of course this entire time, you are at the mercy of an artificial drug in order to not slowly die, it's honestly a horrible situation that I think more gays should take seriously.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506864 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:49:53') {

'>>5499833
>septum piercing
slut levels are off the charts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506880 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)21:06:23') {

'>>5501388
i couldn't explain it to you, fem guys just get my dick absolute diamonds and actual women don't. i have no interest in masculine men either. the ideal is a super fem or a guy like>>5497101 >>5499833 >>5499834 obvious males but still there's that...flair to them. i'm just bad at being a fag i guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507295 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)06:30:36'  && image=='diving.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508223 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:59:18') {

'>>5496778
Do you know his name?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508349 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)08:47:21') {

'gay thread, faggots';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508372 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)09:32:18') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508399 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:14:23') {

'>>5508372
fuck you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508467 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)12:01:19') {

'>>5508399
Yes please, sir.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508653 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:21:28') {

'>>5508223
Not him, but he is probably talking about Yuzuru Hanyu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508717 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)16:03:32'  && image=='1519590986250.webm') {

'>>5508653
I found it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508720 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)16:07:56'  && image=='seth griff car.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508993 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:24:57') {

'Any femboys webms? I only know sluttt femboys, need something for the boner of my heart';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509015 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:40:50') {

'>>5508993
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509349 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)02:34:19'  && image=='1712779676248208.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509383 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)03:07:18') {

'>>5504888
>I gotta say it's looking pretty bad right now for whites
That after the rape stuff made me kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509523 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)05:58:20') {

'>>5508720
This guy is literally just Leon Kennedy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510135 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:42:29'  && image=='1712105091941.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510232 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)20:39:34') {

'>>5509349
i really hope the fat kid got more money than the rest of them for his performance.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510792 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:33:46'  && image=='15376341149069.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510869 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:52:13') {

'How get bf?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511018 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:58:30') {

'>>5510869
Step 1: talk to man
Step 2: become friend
Step 3: is gay?
Step 4a: if no, continue as normal
Step 4b: if yes, become bf
Hope this helps!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511362 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)21:02:59') {

'>>5511018
>step 1
damn it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511387 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)21:44:32') {

'>>5510792
Unplastic surgery looking noses, out of the whole thread they are like the only ones'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511572 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:42:51') {

'>>5484951
oy vey that boys gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511576 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:46:05') {

'>>5480566
his accent is so thick in every language, ngmi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512299 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:50:15') {

'>>5498039
WHOMST'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512481 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:43:24') {

'>>5465227
why does the love of my life, my actual soulmate, not some hollywood shit, have to be a total closeted autist just because his family are dicks and he walls himself off with performative christianity?
I just want this for us. hugging in bed and be happy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512869 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:45:29') {

'>>5512481
you can still do that just don't hold hands in public'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512959 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)07:09:48') {

'>>5512481
How do you know he's closeted and not just awkward?
>>5512869
I think anons problem is that the guy is deluding himself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5513079 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:56:26') {

'>>5512959
the fact that he hasn't hugged in bed his "love of his life" means the autist could just not be gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5513531 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)16:06:08'  && image=='1713044872869783.gif') {

'>>5499837
please step on me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5513591 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:09:01'  && image=='829632613637.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514152 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:08:49') {

'>>5472272
>>5504744
there's gotta be a subreddit for this sort of thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515290 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)04:37:13'  && image=='1713256614662.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516280 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)04:27:56'  && image=='look at him go.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517057 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:53:09'  && image=='1713404230105.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517201 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:39:42') {

'>>5516280
>>5515290
>>5517057
We need to ship these guys out into the desert and drop a nuclear bomb on them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517205 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:49:49') {

'>>5517201
fag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518081 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:39:08'  && image=='1713490723007.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5519232 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:06:47'  && image=='1713553587337.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5519261 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:47:00') {

'>>5481846
Based KillAllFags'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5519366 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:57:28'  && image=='193058867633642.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5519854 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:46:49'  && image=='8854678990.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5520781 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:02:50'  && image=='1713672157136.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521218 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:13:05') {

'>>5508720
what a cutie. but this guy isnt a fucking faggot. shit, if you were a woman you'd definitely let him fuck you too. let's be real, he earned those black women.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522083 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:48:37'  && image=='1713775696250.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522686 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:21:36') {

'it's fucking over for me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522704 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:32:52') {

'>>5522686
womp womp'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522782 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:43:41') {

'>>5522083
dear lord got any more like this ??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523548 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:27:47') {

'>>5519854
If I tried this in the US I'd get my head stomped on.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523573 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:07:51') {

'are all you fags deaf?
post videos with sound faggots'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525058 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:17:41'  && image=='tfwno.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525061 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:19:43'  && image=='just messing with the lads.webm') {

'Saving this thread so other depressed gay niggas can suffer some more with me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525064 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:21:19'  && image=='carry.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525067 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:22:29'  && image=='spidey.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525068 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:24:00'  && image=='sam breaking sad.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525073 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:25:19'  && image=='1667945310189330.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525075 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:26:12'  && image=='1668016422879441.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525076 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:27:02'  && image=='1668040559015548.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525078 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:27:48'  && image=='1669709300658865.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525080 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:29:29'  && image=='1669913656868515.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525084 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:30:05'  && image=='1670164718514950.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525087 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:31:42'  && image=='1680455363632863.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525088 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:32:16'  && image=='1680456900004281.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525090 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:33:58'  && image=='1699549535089374.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525092 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:33'  && image=='1699651836582500.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525093 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:35:08'  && image=='1699910546729018.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525097 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:40') {

'>>5525067
Why would you subject a bunch of random people to being apart of your faggot tiktok? I hate this kind of shit, very cringe.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525098 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:46'  && image=='1712022559200617.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525100 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:38:19'  && image=='1691713647557459.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525275 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:21:27') {

'I want the one where the guy says "every time i kiss u, my shiee gets so hard oh... whatchu duin' oh..." as the other goes down on his

they were on a trying cabinet if im not mistaken'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525847 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:23:37'  && image=='f934b.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525954 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:01:11') {

'>>5525093
Glad to see some more masculine looking gays, not that the others were ugly, just kind of tired of seeing the same tiktok zoomer couples over and over.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525987 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:12:44'  && image=='p.webm') {

'russians, paradoxically, make the best faggots';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525991 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:18:43') {

'>>5465224
>ITT: Ropemaxxing fuel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526300 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:41:44') {

'>>5525954
richfag zoomers are the ones who make the most tiktoks so yeah the demographic is pretty skewed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526303 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:43:21') {

'>>5525093
the one with the bare arms has a smile like aniki's'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526386 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:12:50') {

'>>5525847
>>5525954
I like boys that look like boys, and boys that look like girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526441 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:52:15'  && image=='1713119795219533.webm') {

'>get through this entire thread
>still not gay

what now faggots'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526581 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:39:37') {

'>>5526441
Congrats on wasting your time I guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527120 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:38:51') {

'>>5526441
Enjoy your titties and pussy I guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527936 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:27:50') {

'>>5504912
More flaming than a wildfire.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528985 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:15:51'  && image=='1714256102470.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529003 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:34:58') {

'>>5499834
You can’t suffer in asia…'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530156 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:43:04'  && image=='1714340568951.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531539 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:11:16') {

'>>5499834
beijing bussy bar'
;

}

}
}