import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/wsg/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void SHARK THREAD(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'SHARK THREAD';
int postNumber = 5467761;
String image = '1709391950664497.webm';
String date = '03/02/24(Sat)10:05:50';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467762 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:06:25'  && image=='1706202712555093.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467766 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:08:18'  && image=='1691947892201599.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467767 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:09:12'  && image=='1697537636688243.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467768 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:10:02'  && image=='1684009504322685.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467770 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:10:53'  && image=='1700256122650308.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467772 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:11:47'  && image=='1679575739333382.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467774 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:13:31'  && image=='1701302769188555.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467778 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:15:15'  && image=='1683276874266866.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467780 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:16:06'  && image=='1706904226082037.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467784 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:17:59'  && image=='1696594898333597.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467789 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:20:25'  && image=='1686410638415460.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5467790 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:21:15'  && image=='1695710522273949.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469548 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)03:23:25'  && image=='Big Shark.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469551 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)03:24:49'  && image=='Cool_shark_bro.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469572 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)04:03:08') {

'Shark bit his finger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469615 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)06:34:38'  && image=='1690166261372149.webm') {

'sharks are so cool brehs';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469821 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)14:06:02'  && image=='Strange Wilderness - Shark Footage.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469834 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)14:17:40') {

'>>5467762
>jews after arriving in America'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469844 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)14:24:22') {

'>>5467770
Isssp issssp isp issssssppp isssssssssp isp isp. Who let this lispy faggot work as a narrator?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469895 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)16:01:27'  && image=='clean it up jannie.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5469997 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)17:56:48') {

'>>5469834
>jews while living rent free in your noggin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470005 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:02:08') {

'>>5469834
mutually benefitting? picrel isn't showing parasites, unlike the ones in your brain, fucking retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470029 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:36:53') {

'>>5470005
All old sailors know that remoras cause so much drag, that if one attaches to a ship it will stop the ship dead in the water.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470045 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:45:40'  && image=='Sharks.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470046 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:48:01') {

'>>5470045
those sharks look fake'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470061 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)19:16:24') {

'>>5467761
wow!
that thing is absolutely punished!!
is it from fights among its own kind, or just from hunting??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470062 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)19:17:31') {

'>>5470061
Fighting his own kind for sure.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470065 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)19:18:46') {

'>>5469551
now he can tell chicks about his shark scar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470327 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)01:12:46') {

'>>5470061
Punished Shark. Big Boss's aquatic phantom. He carries out his meme in an environment where Big Boss himself, cannot be.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470333 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)01:19:11') {

'>>5470061
Mating'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5470825 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)15:59:15') {

'>>5470045
based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473517 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)04:04:31') {

'nice';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473555 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)05:05:18') {

'>>5470061
this looks more like an orca attack the shark escaped, the depth and uniformity of the decent strikes line up, 2-3 hit it side on and chomped down but it got away'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5473596 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)06:30:22') {

'>>5467789
Why would anyone feel the need to do this

Go play with dolphins instead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5474015 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)16:30:37') {

'>>5473596
Are you deranged? Dolphins are rapists, it would be extremely dangerous to do this with dolphins.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5474067 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)16:56:59') {

'>>5473596
i mean, dolphins are also predatory carnivores...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5474465 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)23:42:39') {

'>>5470061
I heard it was talking shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5474975 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)12:03:37'  && image=='Shark Demands Hugs Whenever She Sees Her Diver Friends.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475276 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)17:25:51') {

'>>5474975
tfw no shark wife'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475315 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)18:38:44') {

'>>5469548
That's a real chunker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475331 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)19:01:00') {

'>>5467790
i could never'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475333 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)19:02:02') {

'>>5469548
pregannt?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475334 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)19:02:49') {

'>>5469834
kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5475608 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)04:15:09') {

'>>5467761
someone got into it with a boat propeller and lost.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5476608 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)02:08:54') {

'>>5474975
she look like she fuck human male'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477218 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)16:48:53') {

'>>5475608
doubt it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477228 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)17:13:12') {

'>>5470045
FUCK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477308 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)19:05:07'  && image=='1224165984942.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477316 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)19:08:20'  && image=='1332783883_shark_almost_bites_scuba_divers_leg_off.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477322 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)19:11:06'  && image=='beskdw.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477376 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:19:33') {

'>>5469834
you mean with all these little pesky anglos saxons attached to them?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477390 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:36:02') {

'>>5477308
lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477451 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)21:28:53') {

'>>5477316
yeah, maybe don't stick a thing that looks like a baby seal in front of a shark.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5477585 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)00:30:39'  && image=='1638857435288.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5478211 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:04:22') {

'>>5469548
I wish I could high five a shark like that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479487 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)21:23:04') {

'>>5474975
Why would you rub right over her eyes?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481587 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)19:19:35'  && image=='f5-shark.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481593 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)19:22:53'  && image=='fbdae38607564818bbce771.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481629 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)19:50:53') {

'>>5479487
she likes it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481892 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)00:00:13') {

'>>5467778
Ecosystems with mangroves are so fucking cool.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5482478 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)13:34:30') {

'>>5467761
I heard their skin is like sand paper. Orcas who hunted Sharks ended up with ground down teeth because of it, so they eventually started only picking out the most nutritious part of the shark'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5482742 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)20:34:40'  && image=='1698760366474769.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5483062 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)04:15:27') {

'>>5470045
Damnit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484031 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)05:09:56') {

'>>5482742
that is NOT a shark'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484070 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)06:06:47') {

'>>5482478
Explains why drift wood is so smooth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484438 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)15:50:04') {

'>>5482478
Their sand is like sandpaper, that much is true, but the thing about it grinding down the teeth of orcas sounds like bs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484689 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:00:07') {

'>>5467784
I can't find that youtube channel. Would have loved a comfy shark channel.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484692 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:09:16') {

'>>5477451
Implying a Tiger gives a shit. In front of mouth = food.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484902 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)02:36:41') {

'>>5467774
A croc would wreck a giant great white right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5485449 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)16:34:54') {

'>>5484902
I don't think either would go for the other, but I doubt a croc could even get a good hold on something as large as a giant great white. if somehow the croc managed, it could death roll and tear up the shark badly. but if the great white got a hold of the croc first, it could probably chomp it in half.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5486243 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)12:33:14'  && image=='gabber.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5486254 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)12:42:07') {

'>>5469551
>Doesn't drop his beer
What a chad lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487512 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)21:03:05'  && image=='shark kouhai.webm') {

'>>5484902
That's a gator and a bull shark. The shark would win if they went hardcore. Stop feeding the wildlife you fucking jackasses.
t. Florida Man.
Yes, I am able to tell that the video is from South Carolina.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487526 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)21:13:12') {

'>>5477218
>evenly spaced parallel scars evenly distributed along the flank
>not propeller scars
Pick one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487766 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)02:04:54') {

'>>5470005
they're not actually cleaning anything, they're scrape and licking the slime off the whale's body, which it needs, plecos and remoras kill other fish this way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488257 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)15:19:06') {

'>>5484689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeOSlZYdvLY'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488277 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)15:45:32') {

'>>5488257
Thank you. Didn't realize he changed his channel name.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488305 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)16:31:20') {

'>>5487526
>evenly spaced parallel scars
except for all the ones that aren't. And if a shark had been that intimate with a propeller down the entire length of it's side, it wouldn't be alive.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488320 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)16:38:18'  && image=='796c8fea-089b-4fdb-a5f2-0ce9de957ce8.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488358 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:19:37') {

'>>5488320
>that tiny ass grate
>that fuck huge great white'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488369 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:33:10') {

'>>5488358
its okay, he's a friendly shark'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488373 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:35:10') {

'>>5487766
Remoras do no do that, they don't even suck on with their mouth, they use the top of their head. They eat debris (food waste / shit) floating next to the shark they hitch a ride with.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488662 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)21:49:19') {

'>>5487766
hey it's me (>>5488373) just wated to say my bad, actually they do do that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488887 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)03:45:34') {

'>>5488662
nope'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489402 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)17:05:01'  && image=='Troll Shark.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489429 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)17:27:49') {

'>>5467761
>"Yes… of pain he has learned much. Of knowledge, of teaching, he knows nothing."'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489484 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)18:12:46') {

'>>5475608
Hey look it's the dumbass from Jaws'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489702 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)22:16:31'  && image=='1615107035853.webm') {

'*bump*';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489857 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)00:54:56') {

'>>5475333
Pergrent?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490693 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)17:29:01') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490759 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)18:22:02') {

'>>5489484
Now these beaches WILL stay open!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491426 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)06:56:26') {

'>>5467761
Treasured in soup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtPK0DUCoo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491893 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:51:53') {

'>>5491426
china is an abomination'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492060 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)18:13:00') {

'>>5470045
I felt fear'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492301 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:04:22') {

'>>5467772
ebin gameraman'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492310 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:10:07') {

'>>5467784
I recently saw a video about these sharks
they're apparently toxic but are eaten in Iceland after some time of fermentation
the other cool thing I remember is they keep losing their teeth and growing new ones all throughout their lives'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492311 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:12:34') {

'>>5467761
Used to think sharks were cool till I saw that Orca beam the fuck out of a great white. Then I realized they're just dumb fish. Mammals stay winning.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492315 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:15:38') {

'>>5474975
>anthropomorphize every animal the channel
retards'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492317 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:16:27') {

'>>5467774
Did you notice the brib in the top left?????'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492318 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:19:02'  && image=='1690070934077702.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492323 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:23:33') {

'>>5482478
it's true that orcas only eat the livers of sharks and discard the rest'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492331 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:31:19') {

'>>5467784
>blind for 400 years
fuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492337 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:37:05'  && image=='1681455821436043.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492373 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)23:18:38') {

'>>5492310
>other cool thing I remember is they keep losing their teeth and growing new ones all throughout their lives
All sharks do that, not just the Greenland sharks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5492589 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)04:57:00'  && image=='what jaws.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493131 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)16:02:21') {

'>>5492317
good eye. I think the gator is looking at him'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493747 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)03:28:27') {

'>>5492337
Hey, where's the cream filling?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494270 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)15:58:16') {

'>>5492337
what did he mean by this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494466 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)18:55:36') {

'>>5492337
looks like you gotta bite.
seriously though, what happened next?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494742 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)23:29:10'  && image=='shark attack.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494775 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)00:10:09') {

'>>5492337
I would have turned that kayak brown. Source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495613 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)21:40:27') {

'>>5494270
>>5494466
>is this food?
>bites
>it is not
>leaves
This is how sharks are, every moment of their life.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497412 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)13:21:56'  && image=='4905bd5c-298e-4ade-aa45-3e3bb71e6d50.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498656 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)18:50:19'  && image=='play with my nose.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500029 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:16:24'  && image=='hB1CF3B53.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500601 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)16:30:23') {

'>>5500029
wholesome'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501609 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)17:30:57'  && image=='rlirYe7.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501616 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)17:37:19') {

'>>5501609
based shark'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5503870 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)21:25:36'  && image=='1697969417080877.webm') {

'>>5482742
GURAAAA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504122 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)02:32:32'  && image=='1698774613861834.webm') {

'>>5503870
Where the Chumbies at?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504123 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)02:32:32') {

'>>5486243
nice beat anon :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504197 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)04:46:03') {

'>>5503870
>>5504122
NOT A SHARK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505862 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)20:52:59'  && image=='1711283054778713.webm') {

'>>5504197
If she walks like a Shark, talks like a Shark, bites like a Shark, she's a Shark. Bump.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505872 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)21:05:54') {

'>>5505862
FAKE SHARK FAKE SHARK FAKE SHARK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506087 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:16:39') {

'>>5469844
lispies should be banned from narrating anything'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506093 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:25:09') {

'>>5498656
mad lad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509534 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)06:15:28'  && image=='eWhiff.webm') {

'>>5503870
>>5504122
Don't be s s(hr)imp'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509752 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)10:40:44') {

'>>5473596
Thrill seekers enjoy coming close to death.'
;

}

if(Yuck fids && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512764 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:46:56') {

'>>5469834
Lol too real'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514275 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:57:38'  && image=='ssx.webm') {

'>>5482742
>>5503870
>>5504122
Gura is government psychop'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514281 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:07:21'  && image=='1682833049368886.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515081 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:02:33'  && image=='guy-loses-a-finger-to-a-baby-shark.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515085 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:06:14') {

'>>5515081
It did that twirly thing crocodiles do.

Also this is the whitest thing ever, playing with a literal shark then going "dam it took mah pinky!"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515087 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:07:09'  && image=='divers-hand-ripped-by-a-shark.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515734 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:00:40') {

'>>5515085
>playing with
He was trying to unhook it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515735 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:01:47') {

'>>5515087
fuck around and find out'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515738 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:02:55') {

'SHORK';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515739 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:04:49') {

'>>5515738
based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515843 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:48:32'  && image=='1613592215518.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515845 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:49:23') {

'>>5515843
NOT A SHARK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515898 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:43:00') {

'>>5470061
>is it from fights among its own kind, or just from hunting??
Orca banter.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517157 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:40:40'  && image=='1333011097897.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517160 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:43:13'  && image=='862644708.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517163 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:51:28') {

'>>5515085
>It did that twirly thing crocodiles do.
And this is the niggerest thing posted in this thread.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517759 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:52:37') {

'>>5517157
>massive jowls on the shark
why did they do this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517762 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:54:01') {

'>>5517160
discovery channel is fake and gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5519761 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:50:07'  && image=='01bab4c8236562ec06a91ca4003381f8.gif') {

'SHARK UP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5520081 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:19:47') {

'>>5519761
THAT IS NOT A SHARK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521680 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)19:48:29'  && image=='1504014253901.webm') {

'I love がうる・ぐら UwU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521694 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:00:08') {

'>>5521680
damn he's fast'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521700 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:01:54') {

'>>5521694
she'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521711 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:09:19') {

'>>5521700
how do you know'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522387 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:36:19') {

'>>5521711
>how do you know
i follow her on teether'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522708 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:37:00') {

'>>5522387
kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523622 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:06:46'  && image=='iXumNcpv1HODc.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525447 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:34:09'  && image=='1667694399138273.webm') {

'shark goes up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526670 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:29:35') {

'>>5467790
>blue shark and pilot fish
name a more iconic duo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526675 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:40:00') {

'>>5526670
> It was often said by sailors that sharks and pilot fish share something like a "close companionship";[23] there were even tales of this fish following ships which had captured "their" shark for up to six weeks[24] and showing signs of distress in its absence.[25][26]
;_;'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528692 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:14:44'  && image=='1713437515603257.webm') {

'look at her go hehe';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528731 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:17:11'  && image=='WILD- Shark lands on fishing boat in New Zealand.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528732 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:19:10'  && image=='The Cave.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528734 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:21:22'  && image=='silky shark slides and rubs up against.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528737 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:24:31'  && image=='Malpelo island.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528744 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:40:32'  && image=='A night at Cocos Island.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528747 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:44:00'  && image=='Sharks and Rays of Cocos Island.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528748 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:46:06'  && image=='Chatham Bay Day and Night.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528749 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:47:36'  && image=='Wobbegong Shark eating a Black Tip Reef Shark.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528751 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:49:18'  && image=='Smallspotted Catshark filming at Stackpole Quay.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528834 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:22:36') {

'>>5528731
kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528835 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:23:42') {

'>>5528751
beautiful. is it changing colors or is that just colored light reflecting off it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529142 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:00:19') {

'>>5528835
afaik they can't change colors like octopuses. So probably yes - some light/shadow effect. Or maybe when its skin stretches its color changes a bit, idk.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529155 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:18:42'  && image=='silky sharks.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529158 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:20:28') {

'>>5528731
Why didn't they push it back into the ocean?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529245 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:10:43') {

'>>5515734
You have no kind of rod or pole on the boat?
wyte'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529350 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:51:53') {

'>>5514275
Misread that as a
>government psychopomp
and was distressed by wondering what the hell that would mean.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529369 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:16:54') {

'>>5528835
Since it's changing at the same rate the respective areas are moving in relation to the camera, it's probably an iridescence thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529418 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)02:34:36') {

'>>5529158
Why would they throw away their biggest trophy catch?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529424 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)02:45:30'  && image=='spin.webm') {

'>>5515085
Shark probably were the first to come up with this move.
(Warning: it's a little graphic)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529427 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)02:50:43') {

'>>5529158
Would you like to volunteer to go try to manhandle a 600 lb predator with razor sharp teeth that is in a state of panic and actively thrashing around?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529436 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:04:19') {

'>>5482742
>>5477585
These vids are why im NEVER going in the ocean again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529454 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:35:47'  && image=='surprise motherfucker.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529500 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:09:30'  && image=='surprise motherfucker.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529509 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:20:51'  && image=='surprise motherfucker.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529516 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:33:55') {

'>>5469844
>Who let this lispy faggot work as a narrator?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529519 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:38:27') {

'>>5484902
>>5485449
Saltwater crocodiles eat small sharks, but other species don't spend much time in places where sharks are.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529525 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:43:22') {

'>>5473596
Besides what the other anons said, orcas are bros. No wild orca has ever been known to kill a human.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529536 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:49:43') {

'>>5492323
To be fair, the liver can constitute a quarter of the shark's mass and maybe half its calorie content.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529558 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)06:19:08') {

'>>5529509
>the shark just nonchalantly swims around looking at him like "you fucking goofball, you're not a fish get back on land"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529612 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:19:17'  && image=='1672346043729070.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529613 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:20:37'  && image=='prophunt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529617 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:21:48'  && image=='1708516978721485.webm') {

'outskilled';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529618 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:23:52'  && image=='1700051003918824.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529656 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:03:34') {

'>>5529424
>Shark probably were the first to come up with this move.
It's a different move though. Sharks spin a little bit (and may instead just move back and forth) to saw their way through flesh with their teeth, and they use the technique on soft parts of their prey. Crocodilians don't have cutting teeth, so they grab on to some part and twist (in one direction) until the connective tissue tears. This typically takes several rotations to sever a piece. The techniques wouldn't work if you swapped the teeth involved.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529670 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:22:42') {

'>>5529656
say what you like, but spinning is a neat trick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529671 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:23:52') {

'>>5529617
shark bros...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530494 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:01:14') {

'>>5529612
what the fuck is wrong with this gay retard?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530497 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:03:31') {

'>>5529612
>>5530494
ran into the side of the aquarium :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530519 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:28:22') {

'>>5530494
It's the result of inbreeding. Aussies almost wiped out these sharks a few decades ago. So now most of the population is the descendants of a small number of sharks, that survived.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530591 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:47:59') {

'>>5529509
fake and gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530600 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:54:52') {

'>>5482742
>>5523622
Same vibe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531110 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:28:08'  && image=='frilled shark.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531112 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:29:16'  && image=='nom nom.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531121 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:45:19'  && image=='1690383575141266.webm') {

'oc from the diver anon from one of the previous threads';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531124 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:46:44'  && image=='1690383680735210.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531126 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:48:23'  && image=='1690427302971670.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531127 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:49:36'  && image=='1687397796198578.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531141 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:06:23'  && image=='deep-sea catsharks.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531158 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:30:48'  && image=='Raja Ampat.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532090 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:38:20') {

'>>5530494
The gamer posture'
;

}

}
}