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'>>5475373
>>5475374
>>5475378
Trunks are the coolest dexterous appendage besides the human hand.';

'>>5475373
those are some big tusks, majestic animal.';

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'>>5475514
>that elephant has a fucking gun';

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'>>5477055
>that woman screaming "fucking animal" at the elephant as it's shot to death
Shame it didn't crush her to death';

'>>5479420
>Wow fuck that cunt for raging at an animal that appeared to snap for no reason and just start killing people
That's you.
>But the heckin elephant was abused!!!
She doesn't know that. Read the former part you stupid nigger';

'>>5475514
>Double tusked Alpha mocks beta's single horn
>Alpha confronts beta and establishes dominance
>Beta snaps and tries to intimidate alpha
>Alpha tells him to gtfo
Truly the gock is mightier than the sword.';

'>>5480692
Who the fuck do you think you are?! Fucking scumbag';

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'>>5481592
>"elephants will never be balling!"
>elephants:';

'>>5475514
>look at me with my single big horn jutting from my head, look how dumb I look';

'I hope we eventually give elephants, other great apes (maybe not chimps), cetaceans, or corvids the ability to speak complexly and understand complex speech eventually. It would be so cool to have another terragen sapient to dab on the lifeless, expansive void of the universe with.';

'>>5475372
>>5477693
where do prööts typically fall on the animal intelligence spectrum? they look like they're comparable to orcas';

'>>5481739
they would be racist';

'>>5481592
seeing this makes me wonder if elephants enjoy doing circus tricks provided the environment isn't a hellish prison';

'>>5481914
Nah, man. If anything it would be an exercise in egalitarianism. The willful creation of a racial difference to surpass all racial differences and in so doing force ourselves to acknowledge that we are all alike and united, that the real enemy is and always was the lifeless universe of rocks and gas simultaneously mocking us and bidding us upward.';

'>>5481739
Go back.';

'>>5481937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V91zCo4yxc0';

'>>5475514
Not as cool as tentacles that taste smell and touch';

'>>5477315
XD';

'>>5481911
They make annual trips to the graves of dead friends(famous story about a guy who saved a tribe from poachers or something) and relatives to pay respect, they are fairly high on the intelligence spectrum';

'>>5481927
Close, the enemy is entropy, the lifeless matter is the part of us (the universe) that has yet to be assimilated into life.
But you have the right general idea, we are all one, our differences are nothing.';

'>>5481911
They are almost as smart as great apes, but nowhere comparable to orcas, orcas are as smart as a human teenager';

'>>5477055

man i wish i didnt see that. very tragic.';

'>>5477800

*tips fedora*';

'>>5477311
they swim now?';

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'>>5475373
which asshole rotated his tusks out of alignment?';

'>>5475373
>Dumbass tourist
>Makes retarded comment about elephants drinking alcohol
When will all the boomers be gone??';

'>>5483164
Someone double crossed him';

'>>5483132
MOODS';

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'I just got FUCKING banned for my elephant thread on /v/';

'>>5481739
I dream of the same, but would go even further by uplifting many other species. We should have continued the eugenics meme with chimps and bonobos right when it fell out of fashion with humans and we would've allready achieved something better than the overhyped and somewhat fallacious koko.';

'>>5475514
The face rhino makes at the end is priceless.';

'>>5482817
The problem with that is that life increases entropy. We are therefore the enemy with your interpretation.';

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'I feel I could actually beat one with my bare fists, I mean think about it, what hat can an elephant actually do? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.';

'>>5477827
Lol. When you can't reach that itchy spot.';

'>>5484654
I feel like I've read this before so it must be pasta.';

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'>>5475372
Testing the fences for weaknesses systematically';

'>>5480742
GTFO with this incel bullshit';

'>>5475373
i was at the zoo with my daughter a few days ago and they were watering the elephants with a hose. the zoo worker was just spraying the water towards each elephant and they were catching the spray in their trunks and then drinking it. pretty neat.';

'>>5481937
shut up fool';

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'>>5486323
they sure are';

'>>5486266
>t. rhino';

'>>5483173
Phants are cool but they're also pretty freaky. if I saw one of those things crawling under my house I'd piss myself.';

'>>5475378
Somewhere, someone is thinking to themselves,
>Fucking elephants';

'>>5475514
You could probably teach an elephant to throw a spear. Or at least a shuriken or something.';

'>>5486327
Nah go be a nigger somewhere else.';

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'>>5486392
Lmao';

'>>5484297
now post the one where the poo gets smashed';

'>>5484912
why does my subconscious label the elephant as white and the rhinos as niglets';

'>>5483517
Elephants are too based for that cesspit of a board, you should have known better';

'>>5480692
>for no reason
I hate leftoids so much.
The fact that they've chosen to intentionally be disgusting creatures and enjoy being hated does not change the fact I hate them';

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'>>5483517
>even the elephants are polite in japan';

'>>5475514
>Casually balances the stick on its head and displays it to the loser rhino.
What a fucking chad.';

'>>5477055
This live-action remake of Dumbo is scary';

'>>5489477
because you'd rather think in terms of good/bad instead of feelings like fear and needs like safety/security.
the former (supposedly) works like this
>cuts you off in traffic
>lean out window, 'asshole!'
>other driver 'oh noes, I've been a(bad) asshole, at this point, I repent'';

'>>5490825
>retards: *thinks in good/bad terms*
>midwits: feelings like fear and needs like safety/security
>smart people: *thinks in good/bad terms*';

'>>5481911
>where do prööts typically fall on the animal intelligence spectrum? they look like they're comparable to orcas
They're one of the few animals which pass the mirror test:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKs_iW0QVNY';

'>>5490848
since you've said midwits, smart and retard, then thats not different than thinking in good/bad and win/lose.
If my only option is not winning then I must lose under your worldview';

'>>5490047
Average elephant in india';

'>>5483517
Fucking hell. They're sentient and intelligent beings not too far from humans. That last action collecting the remaining hose, that's not something you could train for. He fucking knew what he was doing. God dammit I don't want to feel this way about animals.';

'>>5481739
they would HATE us. With a burning passion.';

'>>5481915
if that's all they've ever known, yes, probably. if they are captures from the wild they would probably be miserable.';

'>>5483158
that sneaky little rascal';

'>>5486884
LOL that goofy little guy';

'>>5491531
this is my thinking about them as well. I think they have a limited degree of both sentience and sapience.';

'Elephants?
more like LELephants!';

'>>5491550
Maybe you are projecting.';

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'>>5483517
lads i love prrts so much. they have more soul than any other species.';

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'>>5475372
Is this why elephant feet are extremely radioactive?';

'>>5484297
It's a false charge. They do that even without the elephant Magneto act';

'>>5482942
>orcas are as smart as a human teenager
No wonder they are massive cunts';

'Where's the one of the elephant slapping the thot? You disappoint me.';

'>>5481914
They already are. Why do you think they capsize migrant boats? They know the Eternal Kike is to blame for polluting the waters.';

'>>5483517
>>5491531
I genuinely think the 10% smartest elephants must be smarter than at least 60% of humans.';

'>>5477055
Well, that's a nice bit of sadness to start my morning';

'>>5477055
geeze those haradrim treat thier Mûmakil like shit
no wonder he went ape shit mister frodo';

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'>>5477323
i really dont understand why some birds annoy other creatures... like sure if a goose attacks humans for no reason there's a big chance we dont kill it then and there but in the wild what reason do they have to be assholes? they're just going to end up dead';

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'>>5484915
fr fr';

'>>5484917
that elephant is smart as hell, he knows thatd the cleanest source of water in all of india';

'>>5489477
Cause you're racist??
For what it's worth, I'm sorry you've had bad experiences with black people. As a white dude with a few cool black friends, I've actually had the most problems with Islandic people, weirdly enough. Only took like 1 really bad experience to start hating their culture as a whole. It's scary how easily racism manifests. Gotta keep that bias in check.';

'>>5486883
Soon?';

'>>5491531
>God dammit I don't want to feel this way about animals.
for one, why not? fuck is wrong with you?
for two, humans are animals, jackass.';

'>>5491328
You keep stating things and then saying they're wrong without explaining why';

'>>5496614
ok but why do they have to come into our countries by the millions';

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'>>5483087
Asian Elephants can swim, African ones cannot (because they're black.)';

'>>5493873
why'd he do it?';

'>>5495152
I rate this post very highly.';

'>>5498566
I mean, we do have SOME immigration policies';

'>>5483166
sensible_chuckle.gif';

'>>5477055
This would be >>5484654';

'>>5477055
Elephants kill more people>>5477301
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>>5490543
>>5493391
>>5500855
that they don't abuse.';

'>>5483165
I'm looking forward to them all being abused in the retirement homes they actually thought we'd pay for kek.';

'>>5484915
bussin';

'>>5486335
Based
>>5486885
trained to do it by the pajeet owner';

'>>5477055
that shot of her eye gets me every time';

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'>>5477055
Based on the footage, it gored at least three people. I do not feel bad for its death at all.
There is not a single animal on earth whose life is more important than any human's. Including niggers.';

'>>5486335
>your hat has been blessed, it shall bring you good fortune all your days and if it is lost it will return to its master';

'>>5504367
She killed only 1 person (her handler), but she did injure 13 others to varying degrees';

'>>5491020
>Non-western children do not pass the mirror test
Holy shit';

'>>5479420
I like to think she's shouting that at the pigs shooting';

'>>5504367
wtf is wrong with you';

'>>5477800
>hurr durr loogamee i'm a human haha just kidding';

'>>5493879
i wish that was my trunk';

'>>5500697
https://youtu.be/kzRyEI00PXc';

'>>5495152
fucking hell 10/10';

'>>5500866
You can't even afford rent. Nobody is expecting anything from generation zoom zoom except more tranny suicides.';

'>>5504367
Niggers are animals you goober.';

'>>5477055
The Beta Elephant vs the Chad Hawaiian with a Winchester.';

'>>5484773
Its trying to dig its shit out. Elephants have a terrible digestion system, a lot of what they eat is straight roughage and clogs their shit hole.';

'>>5484915
>Trumph';

'>>5508826
Struck a nerve, grandpa?';

'>>5508947
>tfw the only way you can unclog your ass is to dig out the poo with your nose

Elephants have got it hard.';

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'>>5511796
Indian street food?';

'>>5490047
Spicy forbidden nuggets';

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'>>5475514
>"Are you having a giggle m8?"
>"Wait, you really wanna scrap?"
and the rhino backs away lmao';

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'>>5517467
that looks so fuckign weird';

'>>5508952
ok that's pretty good';

'>>5498565
Your worldview isn't 'wrong' its just fixed on _only_ right and wrong, when theres more nuance to human life than this.
if you have time to kill, google nvc san fran workshop(dont use youtubes own search, its trash) to find the 3+ hour discussion on the explanation why.
if you have a critique of it afterwards, I'm all ears';

'>>5518736
silly pig, why does he do it?';

'>>5520872
he just does';

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'>>5520566
>nvc
>three hour video that could be summed up in 10 minutes
NVC does nothing but explain emotional nuance to midwits, narcissists, and people on the spectrum so that they can feel special about their new "superpower" pinpointing what people want out of a conversation. For those of us not on the spectrum, we use the term "active listening".';

'>>5523565
>Fuckin shit hawks Ran!';

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'>>5523565
what a shitty way to die';

'>>5482942
are orcas superior to dolphins?';

'>>5500869
>>5495092
oh god now I can't unsee it';

'>>5508826
>can't afford to pay for the house he owns if he had to buy it today
Very impressive. Enjoy the house your children will never visit you in lmao';

'>>5475514
Tell me, why does he wear the stick?';

'>>5486338
I wonder if intelligent animal fall in love with each other, I wish someone would fall in love with me.';

'>>5481739
Not possible. We've been trying for centuries, but they're all way too bad at things that just come naturally to us. It's like asking an octopus to teach a person how it changes colors. Our brains are really unique in the animal kingdom. Maybe because we are the only great apes that eat primarily meat';

'>>5481739
Now if only we could do that for black people';

'>>5477055
Gay propaganda.';

'>>5491020
Fuck man that last part is brutal and full of cope. I can't even.';

'>>5486885
You just know';

'>>5481734
Rhinos are dumb as fuck and have terrible vision. It understood none of the elephants higher intellect attempts at mockery. It just saw a big black blob animal walking towards it and got aggressive. Elephants are genuinely as intelligent as human toddlers.';

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'>>5523703
>midwits, narcissists, and people on the spectrum
>all these wrong things people are that I don't like, because wrong and right is all I comprehend
and if you were already employing active listening, you'd be using it now lol';

'>>5504367
>There is not a single animal on earth whose life is more important than any human's. Including niggers.
Wrong on both counts, you worthless faggot.';

'Guys I think elephants are becoming my favorite animals.';

'>>5503967
ai generated garbage. he's got 5 fucking legs, lmao';

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'>>5493877
lmfao';

'>>5504367
based';

'>>5481927
Elephants can recognize humans by the smell of the village they come from, and hold grudges for past misdeeds associated with them.';

'>>5525893
No one cared who he was until he put on the stick.';

'>>5528660
Become elephantpilled';

'>>5510751
At times zoo keepers try to assist - at the risk of being buried in poo when the avalanche goes.';

'>>5523565
fake and gay';

'>>5526783
That elephants are one of the few mammals with paired breasts in the same place as humans?';

'>>5504367
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Togo_(dog)';

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