import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/wsg/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Simpsons thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Simpsons thread';
int postNumber = 5478849;
String image = '1710333552367370.webm';
String date = '03/13/24(Wed)08:39:12';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5478850 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)08:39:30'  && image=='Ladies and gentlemen what you're seeing is a total disregard for the things Saint Patrick's Day stands for.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5478851 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)08:40:36'  && image=='Chiefs players favorite cartoon character.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5478852 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)08:43:38'  && image=='simpsons dr zaius.webm') {

'>>5478851
chad george'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479151 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)15:29:58'  && image=='fag.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479266 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)17:52:05') {

'>>5478851
kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479338 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)19:03:25'  && image=='1449916014046.webm') {

'Helping you out OP.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479340 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)19:05:31'  && image=='1520151357102.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479344 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)19:13:13'  && image=='1527888527693.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479408 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:16:00'  && image=='Dam.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479411 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:18:31'  && image=='The Simpsons - Sign.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479414 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:19:40'  && image=='The Simpsons - Le Bombe Neutron.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479416 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:21:18'  && image=='The Simpsons - Personal Vegetables.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479439 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:46:21'  && image=='Mother Nature.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479529 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)22:29:49'  && image=='OUT OF MY WAY, JERKASS!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5479539 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)22:43:20'  && image=='We're drunk, really drunk.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480430 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)20:20:41'  && image=='President Trumps inauguration speech.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480431 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)20:21:50'  && image=='The Simpsons - Indiana.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480498 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)21:23:45') {

'>>5479151
the fucking definition ruins it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480794 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)03:27:05'  && image=='♪ Hee-hee-hee ♪.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5480795 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)03:28:20'  && image=='Not Sunday– Daddy-Daughter Day.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481198 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)13:01:17') {

'>>5478849
i really miss wholesome simpsons'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481374 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)16:27:49'  && image=='The Simpsons Hit & Run Source Code Comments, Read by Comic Book Guy (480p_24fps_VP9-160kbit_Opus).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481381 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)16:31:56'  && image=='The Simpsons Hit & Run Soundtrack - Halloween Havoc.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481383 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)16:33:09'  && image=='epstein island stephen hawking simpsons.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481947 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)01:02:49'  && image=='No offense, kid, but your Mom's a dingbat..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5481948 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)01:04:04'  && image=='Well, I'll show them what a black sheep can do..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5482336 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)10:38:37'  && image=='Good Luck.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5482337 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)10:39:18'  && image=='Treasure.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484159 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)08:42:02'  && image=='I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484160 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)08:43:15'  && image=='Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484712 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:52:26'  && image=='the old man and lisa_1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484717 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:54:38'  && image=='the old man and lisa.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484721 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:56:49'  && image=='Godzilla on the simpsons.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484836 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)01:17:19'  && image=='1666610168712838.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5484920 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)03:18:34'  && image=='Steamed Hams But Every Scene is a Different Animation Style.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5485150 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)09:19:39'  && image=='FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5485151 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)09:20:46'  && image=='Well, I bet they miss me..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5485924 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)03:52:04'  && image=='BLAH BLAH BLAH.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5485925 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)03:53:18'  && image=='Lisa's Big Butt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5486078 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)08:26:18') {

'>>5484836
D A N K M U S!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5486828 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)01:39:16'  && image=='GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5486831 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)01:40:30'  && image=='Looks like another homosexual party boat..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487218 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)14:55:58'  && image=='NEVER!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5487220 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)14:57:07'  && image=='american protestantism be like.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488264 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)15:32:11'  && image=='I'm starting to think I can win.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488266 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)15:33:16'  && image=='Time for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488364 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:26:11') {

'>>5480794
>character voiced by MJ
>singing done by an impersonator'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5488385 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:46:25') {

'>>5488364
Probably would've cost a fortune to get him to sing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489221 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)12:29:07'  && image=='Doink.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489223 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)12:30:15'  && image=='Would you mind?I'm trying to do my homework..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489242 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)13:09:12') {

'>>5485151
But who's playing the drums? Are we meant to believe that there's an invisible drummer?
Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489312 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)15:05:19'  && image=='Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5489389 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)16:41:15') {

'Great Thread.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490270 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:18:18'  && image=='Boing.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490272 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:19:28'  && image=='Not the Harrier, we've got a war tomorrow..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490324 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:50:33'  && image=='The Simpsons - Homers heart.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490528 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)15:42:52') {

'>>5489312
BANE is back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490531 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)15:44:19') {

'Anyone got the do the barman music video?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490710 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)17:40:44') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490867 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)19:35:43') {

'>>5479338
>b-but... this was a contest for CHILDREN
>Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out
fucking gold'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490869 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)19:36:43') {

'>>5479340
the anti-meat shit was really jarring throughout the series'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490917 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)19:52:19') {

'>>5478849
>>5478850
Hard to believe America used to be like this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5490941 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)20:16:58') {

'>>5480430
>>5479340
Yeah, it's a veganoid leftoid tranny posting these.
That or a paid fed trying to turn us into said veganoid leftoid trannies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491437 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)07:03:30'  && image=='simps.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491742 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:27:16'  && image=='SHUT UP.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5491745 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:28:25'  && image=='Best Simpsons Ending.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493141 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)16:09:09'  && image=='BELIEVE_HER.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493399 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)20:09:28') {

'>>5484160
Never noticed Smithers standing, genius'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493568 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)23:04:01'  && image=='Yeah?And I'm Clobber-Saurus..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493569 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)23:05:17'  && image=='I'm here live in Korea to give you a first-hand look at how American cartoons are made.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493982 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)09:05:55'  && image=='Ah I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5493984 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)09:07:04'  && image=='Uh, excuse me, professor Brainiac.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494269 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)15:57:07'  && image=='1562709387589.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494723 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)23:10:09'  && image=='Marge, do you have other men in this house?.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494726 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)23:11:18'  && image=='Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff I promise not to do anything bad between now and when I wake up.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495188 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:10:09'  && image=='WE WANT KRUSTY!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495191 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:11:16'  && image=='Here's your giraffe, little girl.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495206 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:41:35') {

'>>5479151
I don't remember the definition being there before, is that a Dinsey+ edit?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495395 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:49:36'  && image=='The Simpsons - All you can eat seafood.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495802 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)01:20:37'  && image=='Beautiful language, isn't it, Marge?.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495803 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)01:21:45'  && image=='Marge, my whole life flashed before my eyes..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495943 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)06:16:24') {

'>>5493569
I love how they reused Scratchy's animation between the first two shorts.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496231 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:31:08') {

'>>5486828
the way everyones head just rotates is always so fucking funny to me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496427 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)15:27:41'  && image=='Ketchup... Catsup.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496431 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)15:28:46'  && image=='We have no choice but to abandon communism.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496442 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)15:48:12') {

'>>5490941
Are you mentally ill zoomer?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496443 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)15:50:49') {

'>>5488385
I'm pretty sure he wasn't allowed by his label.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496444 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)15:51:50') {

'>>5481383
You should kill yourself.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496679 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)21:11:32'  && image=='Now let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496680 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)21:12:40'  && image=='BABOON COUNTY USA.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497131 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:13:40'  && image=='Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497132 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:14:49'  && image=='Check out that park job in 7-A.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497167 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)07:15:50'  && image=='The Simpsons - Can I Borrow a Feeling.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497255 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:22:09') {

'>>5478851
L'Jarius Sneed loves the simpsons.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497263 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:37:26') {

'>>5495206
No, I remember it being there when the episode came out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497340 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)12:22:37'  && image=='If you were seventeen we'd be rich, but no you had to be ten.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497341 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)12:23:48'  && image=='It seems I have too much money.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498019 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)03:07:20'  && image=='Ooh, a dancing Jesus.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498021 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)03:08:28'  && image=='Well there you go, I hope you all learned a val- SILENCE!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498054 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)04:23:51') {

'>>5496427
the amount of times i watched this without noticing is embarrassing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498069 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)05:10:31') {

'>>5496679
>>5497131
>>5497340
>>5498019
this AI upscale looks completly garbage'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498329 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)12:46:31') {

'>>5479338
It's weird that I can still remember feeling like this was "new simpsons"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498353 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)13:15:00'  && image=='You got a problem with that?.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498355 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)13:16:03'  && image=='Women will like what I tell them to like.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498356 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)13:17:11'  && image=='Someone who'll act without considering the consequences.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498362 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)13:23:18'  && image=='1483286115467.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498429 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)14:35:43'  && image=='The Simpsons (Japanese dubbed).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498466 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:40:23'  && image=='President.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499046 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:29:59') {

'>>5480430
Sideshow Bob is based, though? Are you implying something with that filename?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499066 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)05:11:15'  && image=='Dad, I was telling the story.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499068 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)05:12:24'  && image=='APRIL F–.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499070 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)05:13:56'  && image=='I'm afraid your husband is dead.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499134 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:00:53') {

'>>5494269
love how this went viral when the whole Russia Ukraine war started'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499139 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:05:38') {

'anyone have the mcbain and MENDOZA moment?';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499969 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:30:09'  && image=='Hey Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499970 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:31:30'  && image=='Always I dreamed the day would come when one of you would be working for me..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499977 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:40:16'  && image=='1674612801834424.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500112 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:56:42'  && image=='Time for a booster.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500114 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:57:50'  && image=='♪COME GATHER 'ROUND CHILDREN IT'S HIGH TIME YE LEARNS 'BOUT A HERO NAMED HOMER AND A DEVIL NAMED BURNS♪.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500116 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:58:54'  && image=='♪COME GATHER 'ROUND CHILDREN IT'S HIGH TIME YE READ 'BOUT A VILLAIN NAMED JANNY AND A HERO NAMED SNEED♪.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501498 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)15:37:05'  && image=='Get him LISE.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501499 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)15:38:10'  && image=='No, I think she's hot!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502297 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)11:16:48'  && image=='We♂Work♂Hard, We♂Play♂Hard.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502299 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)11:18:03'  && image=='unless you're willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5503126 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)05:00:04') {

'>>5480430
This would imply he's willfully malicious and not just really really stupid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5503129 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)05:01:27') {

'>>5488385
From what i read he specifically wanted to fuck with people that thought it was him singing. Like they knew it was his voice and thought he was singing but it wasn't.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5503216 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)06:53:09') {

'>>5479340
god I remember laughing so hard at this the first time I saw it, everything from the food chain part on I just lose it every time'
;

}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504303 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)09:39:21'  && image=='HOMERLAND.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505401 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:04:58'  && image=='Look out Itchy, he's Irish!.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505402 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:06:09'  && image=='The stranger who walks amongst you is me, Bart Simpson!.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506904 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)21:30:00'  && image=='You wrecked Hitler's car, what did he ever do to you?.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506905 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)21:31:09'  && image=='Pitbull attacks Bart.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507480 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)11:27:45') {

'>>5489242
It was a wizard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507605 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:34:21'  && image=='simpsons 1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507606 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:35:27'  && image=='simpsons 2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507607 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:37:54'  && image=='simpsons 3.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509024 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:51:09') {

'>>5496444
gb2 reddit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509136 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:37:13') {

'>>5493399
Is the implication that he has anal trouble because he's gay?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509280 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)00:59:05'  && image=='Fine, I'll never ever do another stupid thing. Good night..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509282 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:00:14'  && image=='Homer gets in shape.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509910 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:58:25') {

'>>5509282
Now someone post when Marge gets muscles'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510313 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)22:31:35'  && image=='Marge working out.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510316 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)22:32:43'  && image=='Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511000 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:36:06') {

'>>5504305
so fucking good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511183 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)17:16:25') {

'>>5479411
The Simpsons did irreparable damage to the image of nuclear energy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512136 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)14:48:36') {

'>>5511183
No kidding. Real signs normally has their own battery.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512291 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:36:40') {

'>>5493569
I love the WW2 cartoons:
https://youtu.be/QX7BBc36e9U?t=403
https://youtu.be/IWAf3dQxAfQ?t=219
https://youtu.be/bn20oXFrxxg?t=324'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512300 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:50:18') {

'>>5510316
>new simpsons
never post again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512303 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:51:59') {

'>>5512300
Read the post above faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512304 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:54:28') {

'>>5512303
I'm illiterate, can't read'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512774 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)01:02:57'  && image=='fate of all unmarried women past the age of thirty.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512775 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)01:04:05'  && image=='KNOCK IT OFF!.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514237 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:10:31'  && image=='Hello my name is Mr. Snrub.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514240 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:11:44'  && image=='And, if you drive me, people will think you're gay.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516423 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)08:50:24'  && image=='I am a virgin.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516424 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)08:51:31'  && image=='let this be a lesson to recycle frequently.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516430 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)08:56:55') {

'>>5497263
i dont.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516452 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:24:20'  && image=='a world without lawyers.gif') {

'>>5514240
Whoa whoa, wait, a minute.
I think I just shifted realities, or else I'm being gaslit here.

I distinctly remember during the electric car scene being different. And a lot funnier.
The gay guys were much more flamboyant. Like, it was a full on limp-wrist lisp impersonation by Hank Azaria where they commented on how hot Homer and Bart looked, ending with the hispanic one asking "ey' chico, what are you guys doin' after this?"

Please tell me I'm not losing my mind, does anyone else remember this or at least know what actual scene I'm thinking of?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517235 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:35:23'  && image=='I hope I don't accidentally order an elephant.webm') {

'>>5516452
To quench your thirst here are the scenes after the gay guys.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518791 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:24:21'  && image=='Boys it wasn't easy choosing only one of you for the free week at Pele soccer and acting camp.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518792 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:25:29'  && image=='Bart you can't trust your perception at this altitude.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5520535 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:49:03'  && image=='Stupid TV be more funny!.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5520536 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:50:11'  && image=='We don't serve contemporary California cuisine in your lungs..webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521036 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:56:08'  && image=='No thanks to you, Homer..webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521037 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:57:14'  && image=='Hey, join the party. (belches).webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521039 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:58:20'  && image=='Father x Daughter bonding.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521744 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:35:55'  && image=='Buenas Noches Mein Fuhrer.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521745 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:36:59'  && image=='Come back zinc.webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521750 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:41:01'  && image=='Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521908 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:13:45') {

'>>5497263
It was not there in the original'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521911 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:18:19') {

'>>5516430
>>5521908
It was there. Here's a forum post from when the episode aired confirming the definition was on-screen
https://withthewill.net/threads/the-simpsons-finally-gone-one-step-to-far.1314/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521913 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:21:18') {

'>>5521911
Based fact checker.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522171 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:16:21'  && image=='And you sir are worse than Hitler..webm') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522174 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:17:28'  && image=='biz in a nutshell.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522456 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:13:30') {

'>>5520535
Me when I browse /tv/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522605 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:35:18'  && image=='The Simpsons S06E20 Two Dozen and One Greyhounds [sxales].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522618 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:42:44'  && image=='The Simpsons S02E13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment [sxales].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522622 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:43:52'  && image=='The Simpsons S02E13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment [sxales]_1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522730 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:52:29'  && image=='The Simpsons S02E02 Simpson and Delilah [sxales].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523177 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:50:42') {

'>>5495191
>Wow, Jiffy Lube.
Lenny is great.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523189 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:07:15') {

'>>5496680
That seems really out of character for Ned.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523209 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:45:38'  && image=='It'll happen to you.webm') {

'No one's posted this one yet?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523229 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:26:50'  && image=='The Simpsons S02E02 Simpson and Delilah [sxales]_1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523232 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:27:59'  && image=='The Simpsons S02E02 Simpson and Delilah [sxales]_2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523235 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:29:17') {

'>>5523189
He's really flanderized, isn't he?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523237 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:33:12') {

'>>5523235
That's not what "flanderization" means you bozo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523245 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:45:53') {

'>>5521911
A discussion about an episode of The Simpsons on a Digimon forum. Huh?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523471 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:04:18'  && image=='Say, that Ayatollah thinks he's better than America. Is he right?.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523473 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:05:31'  && image=='and Israel.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524126 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:27:50'  && image=='It's called responsibility..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524127 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:28:59'  && image=='Uh-oh I need a bib.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524682 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:00:49'  && image=='Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524686 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:01:58'  && image=='Any kid caught on the street after dark will be shot.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525091 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:08') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525438 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:30:30') {

'>>5523473
wew'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525757 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:24:59'  && image=='It's a pornography store.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525760 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:35:16'  && image=='Tied an onion to my belt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525765 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:53:36') {

'>>5497263
Weve always been at war with Eastasia'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526262 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:59:26') {

'Does anyone have the Planet of the Apes musical number?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526967 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:09:26') {

'Where are the Lemons?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527263 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:44:30') {

'>>5498054
noticing what?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527277 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:15:57') {

'>>5480431
probably the greatest intro sequence of the whole series'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527373 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:15:14'  && image=='Homer and Lisa go on a date.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527382 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:25:18') {

'>>5480431
>>5527277
raiders of the lost ark was 10 years old when that parody came out, today the movie is 43 years old. something about this really hammers home the cultural stagnation theory.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527395 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:38:02') {

'>>5522171
back when it was recognized as a joke instead of used seriously'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527430 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:57:21') {

'>>5527263
The flawless loop.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527844 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:03:34') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527924 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:10:21'  && image=='Postmaster.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528759 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:59:42') {

'holy crap this was a long time ago';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528770 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:10:31'  && image=='You got the dud V2.0.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528832 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:17:48') {

'>>5479416
It's weird how much closer in time the 60s were'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528837 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:24:35') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528860 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:59:45') {

'>>5490324
hey that's kinda funny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528874 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:14:49') {

'>>5478851
>>5497255
wtf, it's real, L'Jarius Sneed of the Kansas City Chiefs is a Simpsons fan

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/70259202/1235988804.0.jpg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529602 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:08:09'  && image=='I hope I haven't upset you bongo head.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529604 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:09:22'  && image=='Except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers..webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529611 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:17:49'  && image=='Simpsons_VHS.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529714 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:21:43') {

'>>5524686
Bill Burr era manliness'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529818 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:25:53') {

'>>5527373
the effort that went into making this...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530115 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:58:22') {

'>>5528770
This has me crying with laughter. I love that some maniac took the time to do this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530119 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:59:22') {

'>>5528770
More like this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530608 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:03:01') {

'Best thread ever';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530857 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)05:02:20') {

'>>5497340
>WHY DID YOU KEEP IT A SECRET
still fucking kills me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530943 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:59:55') {

'>>5478850
I still support Prohibition.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530956 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:08:58') {

'>>5478851
are some of these people not smart enough to understand that there's a difference between saying a character's name and the name of the show?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530959 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:10:00') {

'>>5527373
more edits that create a new story'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531243 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:56:24') {

'>>5528832
30 years ago vs 60 years ago, quite the difference.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531257 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:04:45') {

'>>5530959
I remember there being one where Homer rapes Bart.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531474 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:11:50') {

'>>5478852
"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z"'
;

}

}
}