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public void title() {

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 5494842;
String image = '1711606530706662.webm';
String date = '03/28/24(Thu)02:15:30';
String comment = 'ITT post cute anime adjacent stuff. (E.g. non-anime things that are given a silly anime twist).';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494843 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)02:16:32'  && image=='nyarons_shrek_twitter_reply.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494845 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)02:17:30'  && image=='1711529337273751.webm') {

'>>5494842
3/3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5494869 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)03:06:41') {

'>>5494842
Both the cat ones are funny. 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Great thread theme, too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495062 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)08:34:41') {

'>>5494869
>has to explicitly announce this
someone's seething'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495096 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)09:05:03'  && image=='1701880933232072.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495097 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)09:07:00') {

'>>5495096
yo, my b i thought it said "cute animal" not "cute anime"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495118 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)09:30:18') {

'>>5495097
>yo, my b'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495119 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)09:30:50') {

'>>5495062
guess he should have announced it implicitly then'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495428 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)17:39:54') {

'>>5494869
>>5495062
>>5495096
>>5495097
>>5495118
>>5495119
Does everyone on this board have severe autism?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495433 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)17:43:48') {

'>>5495096
He looks tasty.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495860 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)02:44:54'  && image=='daigo_parry.webm') {

'not cute, but I think it relatively fits the bill';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495912 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)05:15:37'  && image=='1674248227197200.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495913 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)05:16:15'  && image=='1678533867012392.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495914 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)05:16:53'  && image=='1693137473840659.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495916 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)05:20:44'  && image=='1645007733180.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5495918 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)05:27:21') {

'>>5495914
already liked this one before. Thanks for posting it, my negro <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496202 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:02:20'  && image=='1678395088845632.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5496810 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)23:00:29'  && image=='Black guys dancing to Sailor Moon-2v5FG3Div6E.webm') {

'>>5496202
I love anime niggas so much it's unreal desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497005 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)03:26:22') {

'Anyone have the amazing takarajima webm?
https://archived.moe/wsg/search/image/_up631vTuOMK3x6vqVx_nA/
youtube version I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjtHTvGtOuw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5497413 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)13:23:18'  && image=='Sakura-Con 2009 Commercial [XP5lz2CYNR4].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498235 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)10:16:43'  && image=='1660772358791533.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498262 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)11:00:37'  && image=='ToT.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498567 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:25:50') {

'>>5495428
you sure do'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498578 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:35:39') {

'>>5495913
kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5498582 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:38:42') {

'>>5495428
# Filter posts with 15 or more quote links (mass reply):
/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){15}/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499019 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)03:31:09') {

'>>5498235
the burenya made me lose desu. kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499199 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)08:59:06'  && image=='1699491636778636.webm') {

'is this anime adjacent?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499465 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:33:49'  && image=='Kungfu generation.webm') {

'>>5496202
Oh man, yugioh players seems so chill.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499475 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:40:01'  && image=='1705347221205065.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499479 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:44:33'  && image=='1639454243309.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499481 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:47:53'  && image=='1556723043273.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499490 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:02:35') {

'>>5495913
wait the drifting song goes hard like that. Is there a full version?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499492 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:03:09') {

'>>5499490
>>5495913
wait
is it the Parasyte OST?'
;

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499689 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:52:20') {

'>>5499199
Wrestling is Anime, so yes.

';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5499819 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:31:24') {

'>>5499465
The original must be awful but they practiced'
;

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500079 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:11:00') {

'>>5499689
based DESU mogul

';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500080 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:13:53'  && image=='Give Me Catnip!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500431 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:40:33'  && image=='1712076028240.webm') {

'>>5499479
too manufactured/10
this is how it's done'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500440 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:54:44') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500441 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:55:39') {

'>>5500440
?
idk the remix'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500444 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:57:38') {

'>>5500441
it's deja vu...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500446 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:59:04') {

'>>5500080
trannycore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500450 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)13:05:37') {

'>>5500444
i thought it was but like
whats the remix'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500451 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)13:06:34') {

'>>5500450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuKjTiyX1uI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500464 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)13:30:39') {

'>>5500451
thanks!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5500496 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)14:09:26') {

'>>5494845
>>5495913
>>5495914
>>5498262
These are too good, better than any ylyl threads today. god my brain is melted'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501056 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)04:22:09') {

'>>5499475
would've been better if it was just the irl with the anime voice over.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501829 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:18:55'  && image=='weeb_cat.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501838 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:30:38'  && image=='1693801022033826 imagine the farts.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501839 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:32:09'  && image=='1693868235637712.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501840 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:33:35'  && image=='1692833727142208.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501843 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:34:43'  && image=='1692592514880698.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501854 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:43:19'  && image=='1710788383564628.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501856 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:45:09'  && image=='1639777547888.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501858 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:46:12'  && image=='1576232743256.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501864 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:55:55') {

'>>5496810
>anime niggas
shinniggi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501865 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:56:10'  && image=='1662774997727562.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501868 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:00:57') {

'>>5496202
Fuck Yugioh. The texts on the cards are so ambiguous that not only the players interpret them on the spot, the referees in tourneys does the same.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501871 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:09:57'  && image=='wotaku koi wa muzukashii op.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5501896 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:38:38') {

'>>5495428
that's not autism. that's called redditardation.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502063 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)02:59:39') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502118 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)05:13:32') {

'>>5502063
first is "kimi no toriko"
second is "Yoru ni Kakeru" aka "Racing into the Night" aka "Japanese suicide song"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502119 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)05:14:45') {

'>>5501843
kek. Anyone have the one with the skiing accident that turns into the Kiznaiver opening?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502128 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)05:35:57') {

'>>5502119
Found them on the archive, but the links are dead. Anyone still have them?
https://archived.moe/wsg/search/image/ehpgBAUE5Zu-uRbGDOEmqA/

And another one:
https://archived.moe/wsg/search/image/TdfqCB3Fq7nSU4raBDohpA/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502141 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:02:10'  && image=='kiznaiver.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502144 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:10:12') {

'>>5502141
thanks my negro <3. Any chance you got the second one? https://archived.moe/wsg/search/image/TdfqCB3Fq7nSU4raBDohpA/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502145 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:13:52') {

'>>5502144
never seen that one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502423 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)14:06:24') {

'>>5502145
RIP. Thanks though, anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5502473 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:03:48') {

'>>5502423
np if you find it on youtube I could convert it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5503494 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)13:57:38') {

'>>5502473
It's about a black guy punching out a white girl iirc. 4chan only, I'm sure >.<. You're too kind though, desu. Thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5504917 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:18:07') {

'Test';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505180 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)07:49:50') {

'>>5499199

gotta respect the big dude's athleticism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505196 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:31:23') {

'>>5497413
I want to kill myself every time this gets posted.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505486 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)13:38:20') {

'>>5501856
Sounds like the beginning of "Land Down Under" by Men at Work.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5505571 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)15:20:36') {

'>>5505196
You have to go back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5506940 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)22:07:08') {

'Bumperino';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507005 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:27:38') {

'>>5502118
thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507025 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:57:58') {

'>>5497413
Cursed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507188 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)03:27:30'  && image=='kira returns.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507300 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)06:40:39'  && image=='anigator.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507485 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)11:46:55') {

'>>5507300
Is this supposed to go into my /an/ or /a/ folder?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507664 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)16:15:22') {

'>>5507485
tags > folders and filenames'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5507818 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)19:00:25') {

'>>5507300
heckin cute digis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508299 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)07:33:34') {

'>>5507300
wtf, I want to fug alligators now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508300 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)07:35:44'  && image=='leffen_hbox_death_note_light_yagami.gif') {

'>>5507188
if you're familiar with the leffen dark triad smash controversy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508793 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:19:37'  && image=='1644204583946.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508796 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:24:44'  && image=='1671293123896618.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508797 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:26:08'  && image=='1674409306849003.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508801 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:28:33'  && image=='1683644804457955.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508832 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:06:29') {

'>>5508796
I remember this one, made me kek out loud. Making sure to save it this time around.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5508907 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)19:31:03'  && image=='Pokemon.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509009 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:33:30'  && image=='1712743781537531.gif') {

'>>5505180
ok kenny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509201 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)23:17:37'  && image=='our_nigga.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509309 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:28:47') {

'>>5507300
jesus christ it took me like half a minute to realize this is supposed to be tododile. just draw a generic croc girl at this point. hell.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509583 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)08:02:17') {

'>>5509309
I literally didn't realize until your post. I just watched the whole thing like "huh, it's odd that a bunch of pokemon OCs/gijinka keep showing up, but I guess it's just the artist meming."'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5509923 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)13:15:24') {

'>>5494843
what ever became of onision? haven't seen or heard of that faggot in years'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510010 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)15:34:49') {

'>>5495916
I live near a turkey farm and they sound exactly like this fr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510044 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)16:32:55'  && image=='SEX.webm') {

'Post more s*x';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510298 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)22:02:58'  && image=='17134249824823.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510299 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)22:03:45'  && image=='fusion.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510333 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)23:11:18') {

'>>5509923
got busted for fukin kiddies now he getting fuked by tyrone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510388 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)00:39:48') {

'>>5510333
oh, just the typical way youtubers go out'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510399 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:15:20') {

'>>5510299
Needs audio.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5510936 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)13:20:41'  && image=='sex.gif') {

'>>5510044
here's some more sex for you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5511393 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:00:03'  && image=='179127501291306.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512200 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:07:23') {

'>>5510299
>>5510333
>>5510388
>>5510399
holy mother of consecutive digits'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512411 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:25:11'  && image=='Super Sayian.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5512765 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:49:09') {

'>>5502141
ah i get it because trigger is shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5513317 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:09:21') {

'>>5501871
is that Rikka irl'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514005 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:52:32') {

'>>5512411
Hello? Kino department?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514010 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:11:08') {

'>>5509201
LMFAOOOO this video singlehandedly fuckin omg i don't have words to describe how fuckin funny this kid is holy shit

absolutely remarkable what a fantastic video

this kid

>i don't wanna go on xvideos that shit's fuckin gay
good lord me too kiddo me too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514287 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:15:46') {

'>>5509201
This kid is my spirit animal.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5514644 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:01:48') {

'>>5509201
Reminder that hanime.tv is and has always been the best website for hentai videos.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515321 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)05:49:05') {

'>>5508797
Kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515759 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:34:47') {

'>>5512411
kino'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515905 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:46:13') {

'>>5497413
absolute classic, I know all the lines by heart'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515915 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:57:14') {

'>>5505196
GIRUGAMESH'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515917 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:59:39'  && image=='Baby Spider Nest!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515918 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:00:14') {

'>>5510010
underraped'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5515925 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:10:10') {

'>>5512411
Dragon Bill Z'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516310 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)05:14:11') {

'>>5512765
Your taste is shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516691 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:40:08') {

'>>5501868
That doesn't even matter when the game is designed around not letting your opponent have a single turn. It's the kind of game only an actual fucking loser would like'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516833 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:55:26') {

'>>5516691
>>5501868
cry moar, yugioh is based. (at least it was in the late 00's, no idea what freaky gay shit they've added since).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517515 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:00:05'  && image=='Bowling with the dude.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517609 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:47:35'  && image=='1693792731998873.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517652 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:26:11') {

'>>5495914
How are they holding the phone?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517656 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:34:27') {

'>>5517652
Probably someone who doesn't have two right hands.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517705 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:40:25'  && image=='WTF.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517722 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:10:09') {

'>>5517515
8-year-olds, dude.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517767 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:58:05') {

'>>5494843
based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517771 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:03:04') {

'>>5515918
call a jeet, they can rectify this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517773 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:05:28') {

'>>5517771
mudslimes are the ones who fuck animals, faggot. Not jeets.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517779 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:10:05') {

'>>5517773
>he doesn't know
Forest officials in India are investigating four men who gang-raped, killed, cooked and ate a monitor lizard in one of India’s most protected forest reserves. It was the only monitor lizard in the park.

The incident took place on March 29 at the Sahyadri Tiger Reserve, in the western Indian state of Maharashtra. The forest’s camera traps, meant for tracking tigers, caught the accused men trespassing the reserve’s Chandoli National Park. Forest officials arrested the men between April 1 and 5, and found photos and videos on their phones of them gang-raping a monitor lizard, and then killing and eating it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517780 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:10:48') {

'huh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517782 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:11:25') {

'>>5517779
why are poos like this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517795 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:20:21') {

'>>5517779
>>5517782
t. mudslimes trying to distract from the fact that middle easterners fuck goats and boys at such high rates that "goat-fucker" is a slur for middle eastern men, and the most popular book about a muslim country ("The Kite Runner") has a muslim boy raping another boy.
Keep reaching, sandniggers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517798 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:22:02') {

'>>5517795
Are you Pakistani or Indian? Be honest.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517799 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:23:50') {

'>>5517798
He's a jeet. Whenever jeets are criticized they assume the criticism comes from a muslim (paki). They seem to be incapable of understanding that EVERYBODY hates them.

Seriously, raping a monitor lizard... That's about as low as you can go.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517800 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:23:56') {

'>>5517798
I'm american. Nice try, faggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517805 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:25:47') {

'>>5517800
you don't seem American. Why would an American be so angry about pajeets fucking animals? All shithole dwellers are animals after all'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517806 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:28:03') {

'>>5517805
Because you gave the incorrect fucking stereotype, retard. If someone said "hurr, Japanese people eat dogs", I would come in and correct them and say "No, you idiot, that's chinese and vietnamese people". And then you would seethe: "hurrr, found the small-dick japanese person xD. Here's a story of a single japanese person eating a dog and getting arrested. Stay mad"

It's not jeets that fuck animals. It's mudslime sand-niggers. Get it right.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517808 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:28:59') {

'>>5517806
>NOoOOO SAAR WE- I MEAN INDIANS FOR I AM AMERICAN SAAR, DO NOT RAPE THE MONITOR LIZARDS, THAT WAS PAKISTAN THAT DID IT
uh huh, very convincing "sir"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517810 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:30:34') {

'>>5517808
>no argument
>completely illiterate
>doesn't understand english
I rest my case. Keep seething, retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517814 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:35:55') {

'>>5517806
Not the guy you're talking to, but it's not an incorrect stereotype because jeets fuck animals as well, they fuck anything that moves actually. It's pretty suspect that you insist on coming to the defense of jeets and bringing mudslimes into the conversation for no reason.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517825 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:50:20'  && image=='When you tell your friends about the 90&#039;s.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517830 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:53:37') {

'>>5517806
yes yes India superpower by 2030 surely sir'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517834 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:58:26') {

'>>5517810
Stop raping lizards, visajeet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517835 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:59:56') {

'>>5517779
>>5517782
>>5517799
>>5517808
>>5517834
Let he who wouldn't fug this lizard cast the first stone: >>5508796'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517947 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:57:03') {

'>>5517779
I bet it was also a male'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517971 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:41:19') {

'>>5517515
I like this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518011 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:13:13') {

'>>5517947
Somehow this seems extremely likely.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518031 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:45:15') {

'>>5501871
Because while Japan was entering its own industrial revolution at the beginning of the 20th century, the rest of Asia was basically still stuck on the late medieval period.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518700 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:04:20') {

'>>5517609
Zoomer girls make me rock hard desu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5519138 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:52:04'  && image=='Nico Nico knee.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5519453 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:35:21') {

'>>5519138
topkek'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5520014 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)06:56:26') {

'>>5508801
Is there some inside joke/reference here that I'm missing? Or is it just some random autistic thing that has no rhyme or reason?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521071 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)07:52:31') {

'>>5499481
Genuinely impressive'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521088 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:11:45') {

'>>5512200
holy digits'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521090 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:19:05') {

'>>5501838
looks like a balding salary man'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521708 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:08:02') {

'>>5519138
based Brennan Williams'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522235 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:23:38') {

'>>5517705
wish this was just a bit longer, but I guess there's no good way to extend it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523350 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:00:54') {

'>>5509009
wrestling is always so fucking kino.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523501 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:35:01'  && image=='It could be worse.webm') {

'>>5523350
can't argue'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524317 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:17:31') {

'>>5521088
why are digits blessing this thread so hard?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524318 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:18:01') {

'>>5524317
fug, I ruined the stream. Brb, gonna commit sudoku'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524331 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:57:50') {

'>>5497413
>I love barley gruel
>I love Ur, period
>Harp-rock
>GILGAMESH!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526057 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:43:07') {

'>>5524331
pls kys urself desu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526070 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:58:45') {

'>>5512411
there are more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlnYb-OpTik'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528664 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:36:58') {

'bumperino';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528971 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:57:20') {

'>>5520014
you have to know, to know'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529153 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:16:57') {

'>>5528971
Stop being a faggot and just tell me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530364 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:54:27') {

'>>5529153
he's trolling you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530436 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:35:24') {

'>>5499199
this balances on a razor's edge of adorable and cringe inducing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530548 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:05:47'  && image=='Down Under.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532016 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:12:48') {

'Bump desu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532026 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:37:27') {

'>>5500080
extemely notfunnycunny gay and transcancer, kill it with white phosphorus.'
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}

}
}