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public void I want SOMETHING to frighten me, even a little bit.(OP Can’t be spooked Anon) {

String fullTitle = 'I want SOMETHING to frighten me, even a little bit.';
int postNumber = 1457060;
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String comment = 'Title, I can’t get scared by anything. I grew up watching horror films, slashers, and so on, I also grew up playing a bunch of horror games like silent hill and manhunt.

Due to this, I can’t take anything horror related seriously. Nothing scares me, hell I don’t even feel suspense, I already know what’s gonna happen when that guy goes downstairs, I know what happens to the naked chick in her room, and so on.

My request is simple, give me something to watch, read, whatever, I’ll look into it, however I have a few restrictions.

>1. Nothing illegal
>2. No shitty jumpscares
>3. No file downloads, I’m not risking a virus.
>4. Nothing that requires my personal information.

That’s about it guys. I’ll check back in a few.

Cheers.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457071 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:59:18') {

'So Franken Fran is billed as a horror comedy and even its darkest chaps tend to be more gross than scary, but try the sequel Frantic, Chapter 29 ("Children of the Caribbean").

If the series looks interesting in general, you can thumb through the chaps in pretty much any order (even the ones that are explicit sequels to earlier ones tend to do a fuckton of retcons). Maybe just read Ch. 1 of the whole series to get a handle on the general premise.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457253 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)04:50:33'  && image=='Cleanliness.webm') {

'>>1457060
>I can’t take anything horror related seriously
>Nothing scares me

You can pretend to be homeless for two days in a row. That should scare you because you value your health and having a non-maimed body.

There are various horror manga out there, but they may seem tame to you. Some have fairly reasonable stories too and are well-written without gimmicks or jumpscares. I recomend this one:
https://mangadex.org/title/d6d1812d-639a-41b8-a304-e21fc9a1e5bc/bio-meat-nectar?tab=chapters'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457260 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:59:58') {

'>>1457060
If you want to get scared, then just lose yourself to the plot, don't overthink it, don't infantile it, I recommend playing Danganronpa, it's not horror, but there were bits that really spooked me off.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457271 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)07:13:12'  && image=='1671041181915991.webm') {

'If you were in a car this would have resulted in a messed up front end and a big scare, but this guy suffered a "shattered right arm, 9 broken ribs, an extremely damaged right foot, a collapsed, lung and a wide variety of other issues along with a lifetime of trauma."';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457289 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:30:39') {

'>>1457060
Have you tried bungee jumping?

How about drugs?
>Nothing illegal
There may be legal drugs that induce anxiety.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457427 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:30:05') {

'Might be kind of a dumb recommendation but, if you haven't really played many horror games other than those, I'd recommend trying out some first person ones. I don't get scared by films or third person horror games but first person games can really get to me. Alien Isolation with some good headphones would be my suggestion.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457584 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:34:58') {

'>>1457060
Any horror game in VR. Or games that have scary moments but are otherwise not horror, in VR. Seriously, just try VR horror games.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457587 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:45:39') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT1Erm2C4iQ';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457617 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:58:48'  && image=='Danganronpa.png') {

'>>1457260
Agree. I started Danganronpa a few months and I'm finally about to finish V3 this week. When it's running at full steam, it's probably the second most intense story I've ever played. (The *most* intense is a romance, and intense for a completely different reason.) Heart pounding, edge of my seat, intense.'
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if(NON∀ ●⁀● && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458153 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:58:29'  && image=='SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.gif') {

'>>1457060
ANON I SAVED THIS THREAD FROM BEING DED +____+'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458155 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:07:03') {

'>>1457060
I don't get scared by horror movies either. But the movie Annihilation unsettled me. It isn't like normal horror movie scary. Just gave me a deep sense of discomfort and dread.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458158 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:11:11') {

'>>1457060
maybe try going outside.

going in the wrong neighbourhood and doing smt which pisses off the prevalent minority is a good way to feel for your life'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458292 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:11:00') {

'The only horror game that ever truly spooked me has been Organ Quarter.
It's VR exclusive and is THE thing that has gotten me into horror. Highly recommend it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458317 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:31:29') {

'>>1458158
took a wrong turn in road island a few years ago and needed some gasoline, they had a plexiglass window for the clerk with a small slot for money and scanning stuff.
on the way back to the correct route we passed a house with POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS and another house that was half burned down, was a bit scary.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458318 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:33:31'  && image=='bike too fast for narrow road.webm') {

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