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class Thread extends Board {

public void She tells you she will give you $1 000 000 if you'll teach her to beat her husband within 2 years(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'She tells you she will give you $1 000 000 if you'll teach her to beat her husband within 2 years';
int postNumber = 192349;
String image = '1711800059139479.webm';
String date = '03/30/24(Sat)08:00:59';
String comment = 'What do you do?';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192350 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)08:06:03') {

'>>192349
2 years vice grip training';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192352 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:10:51') {

'>>192349
Humiliation ritual.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192361 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)11:36:17') {

'All warfare is deception.

Give her a rocksalt-filled shotgun.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192363 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)12:00:18' && image=='well-placed_pipebomb.png') {

'>>192349
Nothing beats a well-placed pipebomb.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192382 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)16:26:27') {

'I give her a loaded glock.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192405 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)19:20:02') {

'>>192349
Why do people do this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192411 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)21:05:38') {

'>>192405
Emasculated society';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==192418 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)21:28:49') {

'>>192349
bjj with penetration as submission. this is the origin of only 30% of pegging cases, despite what you might hear from a sensationalist.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==194252 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:14:07') {

'>>192349
Divorce law duh.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==197445 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)20:54:48') {

'>>192349
>Step 1: Beat your husband
>Step 2: When he attempts to fight back threaten to call the police should he strike you
>Step 3: Taunt that nobody would believe him even if he did report it
Domestic violence is literally that easy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==197457 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)01:21:07') {

'That was cringe, and I enjoy watching halfthor do strongman.
sigh';

}

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