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class Thread extends Board {

public void Self Promotion Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Self Promotion Thread';
int postNumber = 981605;
String image = '1714076417991275.png';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)16:20:17';
String comment = 'We have this over in /ic. I'd like to see anons portfolios and works. Post your socials.';

}

public void comments() {

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981631 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:50:58' && image=='MYCV.jpg') {

'>>981605';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981642 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:08:15') {

'>>981605
the only socials I've ever seen posted to /3/ were porn accounts.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981652 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:40:50' && image=='BigBirdImage.png') {

'>>981605
https://www.youtube.com/@PeculiarProductions';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981707 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:33:02') {

'>>981605
lol, one of the most useless generals on /ic/ being featured on the only board that manages to be worse than /ic/
Based';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981756 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:38:52') {

'>>981631
>listing a fucking operating system
certified retard moment';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981757 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:41:53') {

'Reminder to not associate yourself with the Nazi website if you want to get a /3/ job';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981758 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)06:07:18') {

'https://youtube.com/@MitchellsAnimations?feature=shared

Shitty little animations I make for fun';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981772 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:41:37') {

'>>981757
Name three examples where this has ever happened.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981781 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:18:08') {

'https://www.youtube.com/@shamdotblend
views kinda tanked after I stopped making gaming shorts but algorithm seems to be liking my blender vids a little more lately. why anyone would sub to a retard posting his /beg/s is beyond me, but growth has actually gone up since abandoning gaming despite the fewer views. if I wasn't creatively bankrupt maybe I'd be able to make something worth watching';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981798 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:23:17' && image=='boomerica.jpg') {

'>>981756
boomers need to know if you have experience in windows 7, windows 8, AND Mac OSX

anything else is secondary and for dumb goyim who will continue to pay rent to boomer while boomer mows lawn

>TOTAL BOOMER DEATH';

}

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981820 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:58:32') {

'>>981757
Reminder that I'm actually part of an Antifa eradication group in my city and still have good clients.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981823 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:23:04') {

'This is my favorite so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFk4gtmOeA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981827 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:18:34') {

'>>981757
Reminder that I'm a hobbyist and I will post my work if I fucking feel like it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981869 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:47:02' && image=='demon render.png') {

'>>981605
artstation.com/stvarnov';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981884 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)15:48:13') {

'>>981820
Just when I thought you couldn't get more based';

}

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981908 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:11:33') {

'>>981884
Oh no don't get me wrong it's just group of lawyers and surveillance enthusiasts that profile, detect and denounce acts of vandalism by leftards. Wéve also dismantled a couple of groups just by using their 'hate speech' jargain against them.';

}

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981909 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:13:00') {

'>>981908
jargon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981956 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:24:07') {

'>>981908
Oh nevermind thats lame as hell';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981961 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:15:21' && image=='1681550752505978.jpg') {

'>>981956
>>981908
FWIW that's still based. Good to have an attitude of humility, but you *are* doing the Lord's work. I aspire to do something similar in my own community.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981965 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:57:11') {

'>>981908
>>981909
>i'm a cop for free
lol off to the lulags with you, huehue';

}

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981966 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:04:33') {

'>>981965
>>i'm a cop for free
Yes.';

}

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==981967 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:10:43') {

'>>981961
Preach on brother.
>>981956
Yes.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982862 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:41:20') {

'>>981631
>I love to work with people AND women.
My SIDES!!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982865 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:02:42') {

'>>981908
>lawyer
>can't spell jargon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982892 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:39:05' && image=='Screenshot_4.jpg') {

'hello

https://www.instagram.com/yacobverse/';

}

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982916 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:41:00' && image=='flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg') {

'>>982865
Not even my second language.

>>982862
Women....';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982922 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)14:05:45') {

'>>981631
>people and women
This makes you look like either of the 2 extremes:
Faggot male feminist
Insincere incel';

}

if(the chair nerd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982923 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)14:10:21') {

'>>982922
So you are telling me that you roam on 4chan and still take everything seriously?
https://exceptionalindividuals.com/candidates/neurodiversity-resources/neurodiversity-quizzes/aspergers-quiz-test/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982924 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)14:15:28') {

'>>982923
4chan is an aspergers website though...';

}

if(fredtheceo && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982971 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:27:26' && image=='money bag.jpg') {

'made $400 on here last week https://becomeamillionairetime.blogspot.com/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==982972 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:33:05') {

'>>982971
>money bag.jpg';

}

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