import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/aco/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void The Returnal of the Facehugger Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'The Returnal of the Facehugger Thread';
int postNumber = 8071614;
String image = '1711375502153607.jpg';
String date = '03/25/24(Mon)10:05:02';
String comment = 'With the new Alien movie looming on the horizon, and its trailer placing a significant emphasis on the sexual subtexts of the franchise with those overly detailed Facehugger scenes, i think the time has come to post some face-rape spiders once more';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8071617 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)10:05:35'  && image=='free_hugs_2_by_renderguy19_devlq42-414w-2x.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8071619 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)10:06:16'  && image=='dewjibt-12fd5145-726c-4e9f-8801-f822c8fb85f1.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8071622 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)10:07:29'  && image=='free_hugs_4_by_renderguy19_df58asn-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8071624 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)10:08:04'  && image=='free_hugs_5_by_renderguy19_dg655zl-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8071630 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)10:10:14'  && image=='free_hugs_6_by_renderguy19_dg6w3xz-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8071636 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)10:12:56'  && image=='radio_silence_by_renderguy19_dgqw1le-414w-2x.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8072137 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)14:34:14') {

'>>8071614
what tags do you search for this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8073857 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)01:24:20') {

'>>8072137
Seconding this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8074285 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)04:45:47'  && image=='impregnated_by_robf4_de7aqty-fullview.jpg') {

'>>8072137
Just open DeviantArt or Pixiv and write "facehugger" in the search box'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8075157 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)13:47:33'  && image=='weyland_yutani_by_vampi_saurus_dehyr6l-375w-2x.jpg') {

'Luv me huggers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076163 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)21:15:11'  && image=='171_1426718321571.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076165 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)21:15:45'  && image=='93587744_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076173 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)21:17:41'  && image=='ellen-ripley-hugged-niteody-alien-dwmd45fkmt-1920x1080.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076554 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)01:02:35'  && image=='facehugger_pred2col.png') {

'whoever wins, we lose';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076827 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)05:30:50'  && image=='amanda_ripley_hived1.gif') {

'gif conversion of a really good video by santalol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076828 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)05:32:05'  && image=='amanda_ripley_hived2.gif') {

'pregagernet version';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076934 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)06:54:26'  && image=='in_the_hive_by_chup_at_cabra_d5i2v7c-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076944 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)06:57:22'  && image=='61658075_p1_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076948 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)06:58:45'  && image=='62192248_p4_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8076949 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)06:59:18'  && image=='wonderful_facehugger_by_mndlessentertainment_d6kxy02-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077108 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)09:06:25'  && image=='facehugger1.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077221 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)10:17:44'  && image=='ddhyrvg-5c51b058-8a83-44cd-9dce-38f4f7a7062b.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077886 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:24:37'  && image=='facehugger_host_1_by_kaboom45_dendcsc-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077888 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:25:10'  && image=='facehugger_host_2_by_kaboom45_deny1h0-fullview.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077889 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:25:43'  && image=='denzdz2-c04b0b93-112a-4440-9b92-c11fa6a6c674.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077890 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:26:33'  && image=='denzdz1-c04b0b93-112a-4440-9b92-c11fa6a6c674.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077900 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:32:06'  && image=='Ckramen-999857-Classic_Facehuggers.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077903 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:34:44'  && image=='dc8jzp7-c29cad20-101a-476a-95b4-8bac04eb4e35.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077930 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:47:44') {

'>>8077886
>>8077888
>>8077889
>>8077890
Holy shit these are goo-
>Sauce is deleted
NOOOOOOOO'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077942 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:56:54'  && image=='female_diver_been_facehugged_by_kaboom45_deo047j-fullview.jpg') {

'>>8077930
The last one i managed to save'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077944 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:58:18'  && image=='classic_by_platamatina_de6qdwm-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8077946 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:58:51'  && image=='star_wars_x_aliens_crossover_by_platamatina_denl9bp-fullview.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079385 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)03:11:59'  && image=='1092651 - Alien DeepSpace Facehugger Xenomorph.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079471 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)03:47:22'  && image=='1685298993289867.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079476 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)03:49:56'  && image=='Amanda Ripley & Xenomorph-shortened.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079480 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)03:51:21'  && image=='dcb20r3-273fff3f-7de5-4a4b-bda6-09b7f6dfb213.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079764 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)07:38:02'  && image=='8ce038162696ecba2bcc2ebb11854d47.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079767 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)07:40:12'  && image=='19bb2a9374e325eb703d73fa7d5fed3b.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079775 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)07:45:55'  && image=='065f9213bb123f22962ed624ab0b1bb35f1c672f.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8079776 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)07:47:01'  && image=='e673ccf293649983d5e96d0e530b18f2.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080011 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:03:06'  && image=='deounz7-d8ca5694-7ca0-467b-a7a0-0973fa2679aa.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080013 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:03:42'  && image=='173_1426718488081.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080018 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:04:43'  && image=='85784299_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080021 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:05:17'  && image=='nXQljx6.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080023 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:06:06'  && image=='d8406e1-2b170865-35c9-4172-988d-e699032b4486.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080026 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:06:55'  && image=='1534665236.doom12_face_hugger_tali_bed.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080118 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:47:55'  && image=='EscapepodFailure-3.png') {

'>>8080026
Why is Tali so fitting with facehuggers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080195 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:10:14'  && image=='89868635_p1_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080198 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:10:52'  && image=='89868762_p0_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080201 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:11:25'  && image=='89868762_p1_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080205 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:12:17'  && image=='89868762_p2_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080211 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:16:45'  && image=='db4adul-b3e1f4dd-de98-4a74-acd4-3e5e1f74fe4a.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080214 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:18:30'  && image=='db4aduw-ab0f6bc2-ce32-402a-ae2d-b8bbcf384091.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080217 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:19:19'  && image=='db4advg-60535de4-fa28-48eb-bc8c-0c3ae4cefc15.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080220 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:20:13'  && image=='db4d2db-0949a502-dc58-4659-99ef-88a171881206.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080224 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:20:56'  && image=='db4d2k6-6a362479-d1e7-47e3-a102-833b084deab0.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080225 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:21:59'  && image=='db4d2kl-974a6709-ee9f-4b9c-89fb-47375c10994e.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8080230 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:23:41'  && image=='db4d2l0-422221ff-3003-4fb9-8e10-ab2edc86c9c3.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083110 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)06:43:32') {

'>>8080230
did you make all of these?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083630 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:46:33'  && image=='112173749_p2_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083632 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:47:12'  && image=='111805737_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083635 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:47:45'  && image=='101787092_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083640 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:48:37'  && image=='91651323_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083644 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:49:22'  && image=='016_1426368384326.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083645 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:49:56'  && image=='014_1426367846287.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083653 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:52:20'  && image=='042_tumblr_n00hp2BZGD1sg0qyco2_1280.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083660 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:54:13'  && image=='071_1426365183790.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083663 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:55:00'  && image=='136_1427884485271.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8083667 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)11:55:48'  && image=='081_1427049521822.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8084424 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:23:11'  && image=='ellen_alien_humor_by_notready64_dgbgbd3-375w-2x.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8084433 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:25:03'  && image=='face_hugger_by_sugoi3d_deomxex-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8084435 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:25:39'  && image=='d816l3h-13ebe5c4-b01e-4264-9f26-56db2a09fe54.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8084437 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:26:12'  && image=='conception_by_ozzboyd_d5w3q0g-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086076 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)02:28:50') {

'>>8083110
Also curious to know this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086524 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:45:37'  && image=='black_widow_being_facehugged_by_girlsgetitdone_df4jq50-fullview.jpg') {

'>>8083110
>>8086076

I am but a collector'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086526 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:46:33'  && image=='df8xl92-f14d7992-bdea-41e2-903f-7af77cab4dd0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086527 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:47:17'  && image=='walking_into_the_wrong_station_by_blending708_dft67jz-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086528 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:47:52'  && image=='101973269_p5_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086530 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:48:25'  && image=='1608230961683.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086532 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:48:59'  && image=='aliens_in_re_by_oldmanjaay_denkg9v-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086565 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)07:24:11') {

'>>8086526

Man, remember when Dark Horse killed off the entire Stormwatch comic with having them all killed by Xenomorphs via a crossover, and made it canon? Like, just killed off the entire cast of the comic and had the WildCATS deal with by flying the space station into the sun.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086796 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:07:52'  && image=='84351764_p2_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086799 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:08:26'  && image=='sugoi_scissor_by_sugoi3d_dep0gr0-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086801 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:09:17'  && image=='d9xnve1-db543511-3a00-41c8-ae18-3bb017743af8.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086805 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:10:27'  && image=='a_trap_3_by_oldmanjaay_de7fz7b-fullview.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086809 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:11:02'  && image=='97248690_p1_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8086810 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:11:38'  && image=='82210393_p3_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8087496 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)15:10:17') {

'Whats the best thing on facehuggings ya reckon bros?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8088586 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)21:35:11') {

'>>8087496
you tell us'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8089113 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)01:27:56') {

'>>8077942
got artist source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8089279 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)03:29:02'  && image=='facehugger2.jpg') {

'>>8087496
I'm into the procreation aspect myself; the thought of rough-and-tumble female colonists and leathernecks being taken and used for breeding is really hot

I like to imagine the larvae gestate inside their wombs and come out vaginally and non-lethally, with the sensation of them growing (and eventually moving around once they're ready to birth) being disconcerting yet very pleasurable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8089285 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)03:30:41'  && image=='facehugger3.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8089698 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)09:57:43'  && image=='CGS216_Incubation_2_53.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8089704 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)09:59:34'  && image=='d6ihigv-a7a1efa1-0250-4887-9d1f-7bf110be5c86.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8089707 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)10:00:09'  && image=='ddtxgwz-6ab3ac85-2e0b-4eef-9201-71a329aebc3b.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8089709 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)10:00:46'  && image=='9c99da223c681d4cfca0e73bbc08aae5.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8090388 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)16:45:18') {

'>>8089113
Seconding this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8090442 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)16:49:02') {

'>>8089113
>>8090388
Neither of you retards can read'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092045 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)03:38:09'  && image=='colonistshirtlessverfront.png') {

'>>8089707
>chest and midriff are stripped bare
hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092220 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:45:02'  && image=='imminent_ending_by_seprater_d6xqc8e-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092221 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:45:35'  && image=='imminent_ending_02_by_seprater_d6zlzd7-fullview.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092222 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:46:09'  && image=='81902976_p1_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092224 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:46:44'  && image=='81902976_p0_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092225 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:47:24'  && image=='81902976_p2_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092226 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:47:58'  && image=='81902976_p3_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092227 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:48:30'  && image=='81902976_p4_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092228 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:49:02'  && image=='91454816_p0_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092230 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:52:03'  && image=='d7n2p9h-be181db6-e7cf-4c19-a57a-389f5fb108cd.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092232 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:52:45'  && image=='facehugger_by_jon_mastajwood_dabepap-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092233 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:53:28'  && image=='9NmTHTN.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092236 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:54:49'  && image=='67693814_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092238 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:56:22'  && image=='67693814_p1_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092239 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:57:17'  && image=='67693814_p2_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092240 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:57:53'  && image=='67693814_p3_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092241 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:58:31'  && image=='67693814_p4_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8092242 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:59:04'  && image=='67693814_p5_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8093999 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:10:46'  && image=='facehugger4.jpg') {

'sorry for not bumping huggerbros, busy day today';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8094183 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)01:41:30'  && image=='1689513052306290.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8094325 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:47:42'  && image=='facehugger6.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8095213 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)15:12:17') {

'>>8093999
>fempov
dunno how I feel bout this..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8096467 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)01:15:29') {

'>>8095213
learn to love it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8096652 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)03:25:52'  && image=='facehugger7.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8096663 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)03:46:31'  && image=='facehugger8_female_edit.png') {

'>>8095213
not really my cup of tea either, but the idea of the larva implanting non-fatally in the uterus is nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8096790 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)05:38:29'  && image=='facehugger9.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8098280 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:35:43') {

'Why is most of this 3D?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8099223 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)01:21:06') {

'>>8098280
nothing wrong with a lil 3D'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8099745 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:59:59'  && image=='facehugger10.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8099882 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)08:46:30'  && image=='facehug 2021 nude HF.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8101200 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)21:56:09'  && image=='e710413c734deb3d3669a283a4ce8b25.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8102165 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)07:09:59') {

'>>8099223
3D is PD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104189 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)01:50:54') {

'>>8103282
this is the board for such men'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104326 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:05:47'  && image=='facehugger11.png') {

'sorry if you're a regular and have seen all this before (in which case you have based taste) but this a very niche fetish so I don't have a huge pool to draw from';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104338 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:14:01'  && image=='facehugger12.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104343 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:16:39'  && image=='facehugger13.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104599 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)07:31:57'  && image=='fh1_battlestrength.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104601 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)07:33:33'  && image=='fh2_battlestrength.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104604 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)07:34:57'  && image=='fh3_kristencat.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8104607 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)07:36:16'  && image=='fh4_jesusfood.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8105617 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)14:20:13') {

'>>8104326
That's a pretty good sketch. Do you have any socials where we can follow your work?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8105980 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)15:52:35'  && image=='fh5_albrid.jpg') {

'>>8105617
it's not my artwork and I believe I downloaded it from one of these threads a while back, so I don't know who the artist is unfortunately'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8105991 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)15:58:49'  && image=='fh6_albrid.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8105996 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)16:02:11'  && image=='alien_investigation_1_albrid.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8105999 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)16:03:31'  && image=='alien_investigation_2_albrid.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106013 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)16:10:35'  && image=='alien_investigation_3_albrid.png') {

'these are actually part of a larger series of renders from the artist's (Albrid) deviantart page, but each series is 40-some images, most of which is story and setup; so I don't want to fill up the thread.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106193 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:09:29'  && image=='e516d28e4e08da6f54624f88bcfd4616.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106198 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:10:39'  && image=='187_1426721920917.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106200 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:11:13'  && image=='172025.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106204 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:12:09'  && image=='78705997_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106208 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:13:46'  && image=='amanda_ripley__and_a_facehugger_by_karmagik_d8ppurv-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106215 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:15:05'  && image=='d47vb7u-af00cdfe-ed46-4c8c-874a-413f1bf0d757.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106217 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:15:39'  && image=='velika_face_hugger_by_nitroman65_da8lb1w-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106221 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:16:17'  && image=='dmbcfh.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106222 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:16:50'  && image=='crawling_around_by_deckart85_dehpufy-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106226 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:17:29'  && image=='raven_vs_alien_by_rudiciuscaesar_deawdjz-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106229 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:18:07'  && image=='d7g2mmj-85c6bdd6-b869-4369-995c-ea779ba4074d.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106791 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:36:02'  && image=='facehugger_by_fred_rock_d2u99cn-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106797 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:37:17'  && image=='facehugger_attack_by_klud0_dauf8so-pre.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106801 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:38:06'  && image=='trapped_in_a_hive__by_futilefeeder_dew3fnu-pre.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106803 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:38:39'  && image=='predator_facehugger_by_trzaraki_dbpfwt9-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106806 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:39:34'  && image=='facehugger_attack_by_jesusfood_dd48hm6-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106819 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:43:06'  && image=='4422a6fec04e39f5.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106821 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:44:13'  && image=='c16ac225b77f5276.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106826 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:45:02'  && image=='f71e6341f52cae1be08f849027679749.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106828 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:46:44'  && image=='a6aee3786b97fb8213d4300b51f1c9c7.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106832 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:48:05'  && image=='5898cf6a437b80d867030d5e883118bb.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106835 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:49:03'  && image=='e4932ffa0c6b260df7a55b943f9d7c75.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106839 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:49:57'  && image=='miycko-429063-Shao_Kahns_Supremacy_03.jpg') {

'undefined';

}


if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8106845 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:51:21'  && image=='Ckramen-729831-Facehuggers.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107752 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)07:19:24'  && image=='hived_captainree.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107755 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)07:22:30'  && image=='taken1_nitpick.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107757 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)07:24:58'  && image=='taken2_nitpick.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107758 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)07:27:29'  && image=='arid_SwordsofHentai.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107759 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)07:40:47'  && image=='hugger_frombelow_unknown.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107782 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:01:17'  && image=='hugger_huuu.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107784 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:02:05'  && image=='vasquez_if_gorman_didnt_allahuackbar_both_of_them_in_the_vents_drakatha.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107787 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:05:57'  && image=='xenoception_unknown.jpg') {

'a taste of her own medicine.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107796 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:14:31'  && image=='the_absolute_state_of_3D_before_blender_was_open_sourced_unknown.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107799 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:15:53'  && image=='samus_taken_nestlabs3d.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107802 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:17:04'  && image=='hive1_hydrargyrum.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8107809 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)08:19:23'  && image=='hive2_hydrargyrum.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109647 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:24:53') {

'>>8107787
how does she like it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109684 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:31:29'  && image=='sample_2562ef33f2dc5e146138a8785604e9dd.jpg') {

'Hell yeah, facehuggers!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109698 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:33:57'  && image=='sample_ee87ed33a6651bc3a57498fe52e20faf.jpg') {

'And another.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109702 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:34:39'  && image=='ee87ed33a6651bc3a57498fe52e20faf.png') {

'Whoops, fucked the quality there.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109779 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:50:45'  && image=='facehugger14.png') {

'>>8109647
i imagine that the sensation of the proboscis going into the smaller mouth is kind of like one of those chinese finger traps.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109894 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:22:07'  && image=='facehugger15.jpg') {

'speaking of probosci (probosces?), it seems the one on the facehugger in the Romulus trailer is MUCH longer and thicker than in previous films

I wonder if they're trying to tell us something'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109898 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:23:20'  && image=='facehugger16.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8109902 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:25:02'  && image=='facehugger18.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8110986 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)14:48:15'  && image=='Hiveremake2.png') {

'>>8107802
once more, with feeling'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8110989 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)14:48:51'  && image=='hiveremakeBC.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8110991 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)14:49:47'  && image=='Hiveremakecleanup.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8111092 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:46:59'  && image=='impregnation.gif') {

'>>8110991
the xenomorphs treating them affectionately and protectively because they're carrying their young is really hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8111139 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:10:39'  && image=='xeno_breeding1_dinoboy555.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8111145 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:11:23'  && image=='xeno_breeding2_dinoboy555.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8111154 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:13:40'  && image=='xeno_breeding3_dinoboy555.png') {

'either the larva grows extremely fast or she just lied in the same spot for 40~ hours';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8111444 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:41:46'  && image=='face4.png') {

'Anyone else HATE the "pussyhugger" shit? i want them latched onto the face, when they just become like spiders with dicks fucking girls it's pointless';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8111479 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)19:04:56') {

'>>8111444
Yep
Facehugging or nothing baby'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112243 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:14:23') {

'>>8111444
>>8111479
a little pussyhugging is a-ok once in a while'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112387 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)03:50:25') {

'>>8112243
>facehuggers can have a little puasy as a treat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112813 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:20:06'  && image=='59ba1f095192f7194177898.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112816 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:20:57'  && image=='183_1427365030532.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112821 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:22:53'  && image=='91591940_p7_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112828 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:24:30'  && image=='91591940_p6_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112829 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:25:03'  && image=='92903246_p9_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8112833 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:26:05'  && image=='d133xw6-7f644a2f-8892-4067-b245-d20d4224793f.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8114624 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:02:32'  && image=='74081879_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8114627 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:03:16'  && image=='74081879_p3_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8114630 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:04:19'  && image=='depxoye-92b18319-1038-4e61-9aeb-f94c67afd9ee.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8114925 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)23:14:59'  && image=='facehugger_pred3.png') {

'running low on content so I'm kind of scraping the barrel
this is a WIP by lewdpencil, same artist at the one in >>8076554. to my knowledge, he never did finish it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8115397 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)04:57:52'  && image=='facehugger_ref.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8116393 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)16:13:29'  && image=='e32f60e614976a2b7e26f9aca8b4cd40.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8118314 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)14:41:26') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119058 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)20:30:52') {

'>>8114925
Sorry I never finished these, bro. I might return to them someday, you're not the only one who wants them completed, or so I've been told'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119772 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:31:16'  && image=='100914978_p15_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119774 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:32:24'  && image=='101036524_p0_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119792 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:50:52'  && image=='111860311_p2_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119794 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:51:43'  && image=='112580724_p2_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119795 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:52:16'  && image=='01.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119796 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:53:21'  && image=='05.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119797 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:54:11'  && image=='wakey_wakey_by_lordtabaqui_ddpijbs-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119799 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:55:03'  && image=='104495757_p0_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119800 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:56:20'  && image=='face4_by_lostangelwing_dg07hbo-fullview.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119801 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:56:53'  && image=='hug_by_lostangelwing_dg06lk3-fullview.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119803 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:57:29'  && image=='face_hug2_by_lostangelwing_dfy39kk-fullview.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119804 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:58:03'  && image=='face_hug_by_lostangelwing_dfy399e-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119805 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:58:39'  && image=='109349141_p2_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8119806 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:59:14'  && image=='5sxvibjdv7fc1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8122170 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:12:34'  && image=='233bef06b5048678d9231dd2f6610afe.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8124023 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:17:53'  && image=='fh_samus.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8124029 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:20:02'  && image=='fh_spread.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8124067 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:34:19') {

'Imagine fucking a girl while she's being facehugged.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8125797 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:10:21'  && image=='facehugger_ref2.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8125822 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:22:35'  && image=='fh_impregnation_chanoptim.webm') {

'this version is silent and shitty-res in order to be compatible with 4chan, you can find the original from TheNestNSFW on rule34';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8125896 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)04:22:02'  && image=='hugged.gif') {

'another one
>but why would you complain about 4chan requiring inferior resolution and then convert it to a gif of all things?
my motives are beyond your understanding'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8128011 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)22:45:50'  && image=='CharaStudio-2024-04-13-21-23-58-Render.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8128909 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:21:25'  && image=='captured.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8128915 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:25:56'  && image=='facehugger_theduudeman.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8128916 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:27:00'  && image=='fh_jack.webm') {

'facehugger?
more like
vagfugger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129268 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:08:55'  && image=='1244247757094.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129271 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:10:33'  && image=='1244253303410.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129278 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:12:21'  && image=='1244293694020.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129280 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:13:08'  && image=='1244293776066.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129285 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:14:17'  && image=='1244293930667.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129289 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:16:04'  && image=='1244293972238.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129291 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:17:10'  && image=='1250649645281.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129295 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:17:44'  && image=='1291173424772.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129296 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:18:16'  && image=='1291238774885.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129299 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:18:58'  && image=='1292356836884.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129303 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:19:29'  && image=='1292480419739.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129304 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:20:01'  && image=='1292480458200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129309 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:22:28'  && image=='80215748_p0435.jpg') {

'I like the restraints and the forced oral aspect of this, but I don't like the implication of any actual harm.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129322 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:28:15'  && image=='1292480534411.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129328 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:29:11'  && image=='1292480740490.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129871 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:56:22'  && image=='1711384947.spiderweber_xelu294_patron_reward_0722.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129872 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:56:58'  && image=='1713195178.spiderweber_tetsunagekka_sketch_comm_0923.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129875 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:57:35'  && image=='1708707663.spiderweber_tetsunagekka_sketch_comm_0323.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129877 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:00:12'  && image=='97928221_p0_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129879 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:00:49'  && image=='100289568_p1_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129880 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:01:25'  && image=='94422632_p1_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129881 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:02:06'  && image=='94489804_p1_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129884 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:02:47'  && image=='97810663_p0_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129885 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:03:58'  && image=='8464d8bdfa781240961aaac93f831e8d.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8129887 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:05:54'  && image=='97731015_p1_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8130130 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:47:14') {

'>>8129877
>>8129879
>>8129880
>>8129881
>>8129884
Whoa, hey! These are some of my earliest renders I made!
I make new stuff now like
>>8109684
>>8109702
>>8116393
And
>>8128011 !'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8130135 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:48:06') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8132007 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:01:16'  && image=='fan.png') {

'>>8130130
>>8130135
I saved all of it i think'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8132357 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:51:40') {

'>>8132007
Thank you! I'm diverting most of my attention to my project these days, but I'll be sure to make something new every now and then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8133921 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:07:08') {

'I learned online of some sort of discount facehugger. Can i talk about it here?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8136556 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:05:59'  && image=='colonist_shadowbox4.jpg') {

'>>8133921
Of course'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8137120 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:11:29'  && image=='fh_unit_captured_by_gmbd25.jpg') {

'>>8129289
how did it get beneath her underwear without tearing it off?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8138543 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:41:54') {

'>>8137120
Very carefully'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8139142 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:29:38') {

'>>8136556
Well, I found something called a "Soft hugger", or something like that. Imagine a tailless Facehugger, its body soft with incredibly fat limbs. Kinda looks like a starfish. Slaps around the ground, very slow, very durable. It seeks a pussy to impregnate but confuses mouths and asses often.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8140484 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:26:08') {

'creepy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8140624 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:13:49') {

'>>8139142
I want one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8141017 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:15:51') {

'>>8140624
You want it to slowly chase some woman down?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8141228 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:47:02'  && image=='100596606_p10_master1200.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8141230 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:48:48'  && image=='ddpk2xn-493e70a0-82fb-4120-866a-2f064cb59f85.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8141233 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:50:46'  && image=='110394757_p16_master1200.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8141243 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:56:26') {

'>>8141017
Squishy cuddles for her are inevitable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8141777 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:51:15') {

'>>8141243
Squishy cuddles as she tricks to kick them off, but unable too. She tries to bash them with a pipe, but it does little. She tries to scream, but it crawls onto her face, wraps around her head, and sticks its giant dick down her throat.
Who gets this softhugger?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8141949 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:24:51') {

'>>8141777
Any girl
The Handler from Monster Hunter World could use a good throatful of plush squishy cock to shut her up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8142218 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:16:43') {

'>>8141949
I was thinking Hekapoo from Star vs.
The creatures are strange. If they latch onto breasts, after finding no hole, the cock flattens and fattens, becoming a pair of lips, secreting hormones that encourage reproduction and lactation. Slap a pair onto a flat chested girl and in a few hours she'll be a DD-Cup, or bigger.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8142310 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:50:18') {

'>>8142218
Interesting. I like your thinking.
If we had a whole crate of them, imagine the fun they could have with a single girl.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8142347 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:58:33') {

'>>8142310
I may draw them.
These things I "discovered".
A reference sheet, at least.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8143461 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:47:55') {

'What would be the best defense against a facehugger? Some sort of mouthguard, maybe?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8143497 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:07:26') {

'>She runs, pushing as hard as her legs could take her.
>Hours, it felt like, running through a cramped ship with no end in sight, every turn and corridor a threat.
>Every room she finds more of these soft, fleshy things.
>Escaped from a mismanaged container.
>Infesting the ship like locusts.
>Men who fall victim to these things are consumed for biomass, to encourage growth and strength, leaving nothing but decaying bones.
>But the women.
>The women...
>She rounds the corner, letting out a gasp as she bats one away with a heavy pipe. It slaps against its body like a memory foam pillow, knocking it against the wall.
>It just flops down, slapping against it like a slice of cheese cascading down.
>After a moment, it returns to its pursuit: The slow march of death crawling toward her at a brisk one-and-a-half miles an hour.
>She doesn't think, fear overwhelms her, and she bolts into the closest room.
>Dark, quiet, save for a single noise.
>The switch is hit, the buzzing lights hum, and she sees in horror what had become of the navigator.
>One of those things engulfing her head, two on each breast, and some mass moving under her skirt.
>Her body relaxed, subdued. Gulk, gulk, gulk.
>Throat bulging.
>Thick noises of churning liquid matching the buzzing and the sound of the lone airvent.
>Before she could turn to get the door, the two on that woman's chest pick up the scent - her scent.
>They unlatch, and begin their slow chase toward her.
>Our hero raises her pipe, body shaking, tears streaming down her face.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8144411 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:11:36') {

'>>8143497
Yes... YES!
MOAR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8144542 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:27:54') {

'>>8144411
Would you want to hear what happens next - or to zone in on a new, unfortunate girl fleeing in the same ship?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8144554 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:32:53') {

'>>8144542
How about a "first person" perspective from a girl trapped in a hot, humid ventilation shaft taking a hot, humid softhugger's shaft down her throat?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8144563 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:35:58') {

'>>8144554
Maybe not first person, but an omniscient view that can view into her mind...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8144896 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:15:46') {

'>Pain.
>Darkness.
>Tension.
>How long - how longg has she been in this coffin?
>Four walls of dull gray, something spinning gently at her feet and blowing coolness her across her body.
>Weariness.
>She had no energy, none left to even turn her head.
>Just to stare forward at - nothing.
>Something... Something was on her. Something soft. Something hot. Humid even.
>Something squeezing her, as if giving her a great big hug.
>On her face.
>Her... Chest.
>Her... Her...
>Strange, alien feelings. Violating feelings. Something down her throat. Something wriggling around in there.
>It gave her breath, it gave her air, but it weakened her. Sapped her.
>Something oozing down her throat, something hot, thick...
>Thick, hot, oozing... Down her legs, into, into...
>A turn of the head, like the move one would make if they were disturbed from sleep.
>A single, quarter-hearted attempt to struggle, one last futile attempt at freedom.
>Lifting her head, but the space too narrow, it drops with an echo.
>Before the darkness overtakes her, she manages to turn her eyes enough to peak through a gap in the arms embracing her head and mouth.
>She looks out of that vent - and sees the Navigator on the floor, belly swelling slowly.
>She saw an Engineer, crying trying to beat the creatures that were crawling on her legs as she leaned against the door.
>Sludge suddenly filled her, hot and sticky.
>A shock through her body, from her spine to her skin.
>Darknesss.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8144900 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:19:14') {

'>>8144896
Unffff
I'm loving this, looking forward to reading more when I wake up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8145017 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:23:45') {

'>>8144900
That good, huh? Well, thanks!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8146494 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:36:01') {

'>>8145017
Oh absolutely'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147254 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:53:11') {

'>>8143497
What if the males caught by the softhuggers are pumped full of aphrodisiacs and kept in a semi-comatose state, constantly leaking cum for any Softhugger to latch onto the victim's cock and replenish it's energy

Like a milkbar for parasites, doomed to constantly ejaculate and live in a dream until you die'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147274 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:59:27') {

'>>8147254
I like the idea that they have no use for males whatsoever, and instead consume them - leaving only a comedically well placed skeleton. All the meat is used to grow the hugger larger, stronger - fatter.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147295 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:05:56') {

'>>8147274
Ah that's fair
The thought of being milked by one while another makes out with me until i die does get me unreasonably hot and bothered'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147301 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:08:29') {

'>>8147295
The Softhuggers search for women, and a peculiar idea came to mind.
>Woman has pulled a man from the neighboring department into the cargo bay.
>No one around.
>They kiss and make out, and she goes to blow him.
>Hugger drops on him from above, begins to eact his face and keep him quiet, but she has no idea.
>Eyes closed and sucking him off until he suddenly spasms and pops in her mouth.
>When she looks up, she sees his arms limp and this weird shimmering mass on his head.
>Doesn't even swallow, she opens her mouth to scream and a hugger drops on her too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147303 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:09:27') {

'>>8147301
Nffffhh
I gotta make some more facehugger renders tomorrow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147318 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:13:37') {

'>>8147303
I'm gonna ask a friend if he could draw one of them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147321 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:14:18') {

'>>8147318
That'd be nice.
It's nice to have like-minded anons to talk to about huggers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147405 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:33:48') {

'>>8147321
He's kinda shy so he might not do it, but I know he writes too. Maybe he'll contribute.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147415 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:35:48') {

'>>8147405
Awesome.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147445 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:40:13') {

'Let's come up with more hugger variants.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8147473 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:48:26') {

'>>8147445
>Facehuggers = Deadly, terrible things.
>Softhuggers = Deadly towards men, focus on breeding.'
;

}

}
}