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Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8099794
/tg/ & /wsg/ Smut Archive
>https://mega.nz/folder/nr5A1RhY#CDnWMKmIg5VO37VTlplESA

40k Kink Meme
>https://wh40kkink.dreamwidth.org/

Warhammer 40,000 Reading Collection
>https://mega.nz/folder/XyA1HC7C#bOROPmDLSC4KCFVGPVfSVQ

Warhammer Fantasy Reading Collection
>https://mega.nz/folder/26AFCSwR#6VCmEeg73zJfEtl-sEf8Bw

Warhammer Audiobooks & Audio Drama Websites
>https://staraudiobook.com/

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Writefags, link your work in-thread so it can be added to the archive instead of posting for long stories (e.g. https://pastebin.pl). This is to prevent them from getting lost between threads. Drawfags, feel free to post original art. People especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It is simple, and both writefags and drawfags will love you for it.

>I'm interested in writing, but I don't know where to start!
Write. Write. Write. The mega.nz links are there for a reason. The more you read, the more comfortable you'll be creating a story of your own. For any more questions, check the 'Writing Resources' post below or simply post a question in the thread.

>What happened to /tg/'s Weekend Smut Threads?
/tg/ used host their weekend smut threads years ago, but some anons were against it, believing smut threads to be not "true" /tg/ or disliking erotic fanfiction in general. As a result, any smut thread was spammed with so many shitposts that the threads stopped all together. More specifically, threads were banned because the shitposters kept ban-evading and spammed false threads all day long. As a result, the mods gave up and set the threads tagged with '/wst/' on autosage. This is not exclusive to /tg/, however. Many other boards like /v/, /tv/, and /co/ had anons shitposting in order to purge writers.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148019 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:18:47'  && image=='lewdanon her big butt will take up all three heavy weapon slots in your army.jpg') {

'=== General Writing ===

Creating a Story
>https://writerswrite.co.za/the-story-goal-the-key-to-creating-a-solid-plot-structure/

General grammar tutorials and key notes
>http://theeditorsblog.net/fularchives/
>https://theeditorsblog.net/2010/12/08/punctuation-in-dialogue/
>https://theeditorsblog.net/2014/04/08/keeping-adjectives-in-line/

How to Write from a Second Person Perspective
>https://electricliterature.com/how-to-write-a-second-person-story/

Tips for Writing Grimdark
>http://unitedfederationofcharles.blogspot.com/2017/04/50-tips-for-writing-grimdark-fiction.html

Dialogue
>https://writerswrite.co.za/how-to-write-great-dialogue/

Body language
>https://writerswrite.co.za/cheat-sheets-for-writing-body-language/

Facial Expressions
>https://kathysteinemann.com/Musings/expressions/

Sounds
>https://writerswrite.co.za/106-ways-to-describe-sounds/

Guide to Constructive Criticism
>LINK DEAD, IF ANYONE HAS A FRESH COPY PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN

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=== Erotic Writing ===

Smut 101: An Introduction
>https://geekfiction.livejournal.com/923997.html

Writing Erotica
>https://jerichowriters.com/sex-scenes-tips-anastasia-parkes/

Smut Writing Tips for Aspiring Writefags
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Smut_Writing_Tips_for_Aspiring_Writefags

Thesaurus for Male and Female Sex Organs
>https://laurelclarke.com/2014/08/18/sexy-thesaurus-romance-erotica-words/

Thesaurus for Sexual Action
>https://laurelclarke.com/2015/07/18/the-sexy-thesaurus-list-action-words-to-use-in-your-romance-novel/

Thesaurus for Erotic Description
>https://laurelclarke.com/2018/06/25/the-sexy-thesaurus-3-description-words-to-use-in-your-romance-novel/

How to write an Orgasm
>https://richardbacula.com/2018/06/01/how-to-write-an-orgasm/

/wfg/ Community Thesaurus
>https://rentry.org/lewdsesaurus'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148022 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:19:38'  && image=='blind wildcat lelith queen of blades.png') {

'>Art Megas
>>https://mega.nz/folder/yn40jYbB#7qJ-ZAXEgFw-FixizevWBQ - Blindwildcat WH art
>>https://mega.nz/folder/H99m3IhY#SbpRVp2fghX8OABqHX5yOg - Lewdanon art
>>https://mega.nz/folder/8skznaBS#ibTA-IlvIaDtIl7asqOR9Q - Geabull art'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148026 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:22:09'  && image=='soon_ie_LO lelith full.jpg') {

'Story Time

Downward Mobility Chapter 5: The Dracon Galadach
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52727281/chapters/139882564
F/F and F/M/M/M, all Drukhari. Rough sex, blood, violence, all that fun stuff.
6748 words.

Stories from the thread before last, to give it some company:

>40K
Lend Me Your Ears
2,388 words, M! Human x F! Eldar Ranger, no sex, just ears.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/54712357

>WHFB
Osira, An Unexpected Rescue.
A Legend of Queen Opala and Warhammer Fantasy crossover.
Chapters 7 and 8
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/49900363/chapters/138833134'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148030 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:23:33'  && image=='cnmbwjx Kesh 2.jpg') {

'>>8148026
I was gonna use the Kesh picture by cnmbwjx but the Rule 63 thread already sniped it. It's arguably not even rule 63'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148032 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:24:05'  && image=='Zliva Lelith.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148034 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:24:37'  && image=='lelith kick.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148035 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:25:08'  && image=='jbr lelith cheese.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148036 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:25:40'  && image=='Lelith and Hellebron Due to fourth dimensional warp fuckery a Druchii and a Drukhari are locked in a cell together and nobody has come to check on them for twelve hours colorized.jpg') {

'obligatory WHFB post. sort of.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148039 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:26:14'  && image=='blindwildcat lelith 3e piledriver.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148041 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:27:00'  && image=='lewdanon wychlet seething.gif') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148042 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:27:30'  && image=='just another tuesday in commorragh.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148046 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:28:02'  && image=='lick lellith.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148068 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:39:34'  && image=='jbr lelith hesperax.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148077 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:44:50'  && image=='lelith portrait.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148231 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)23:53:46') {

'>>8148030
Eh,might as well be. Stupid change that wasn’t needed. Silver lining is the increase in porn tho.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148360 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:35:03') {

'>>8148231
Custodes inevitably doomed to becoming a coomer faction. Fanart will never portray a male one again.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148629 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:20:40') {

'>>8148030
Smug femstodes, needs correction'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148740 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:29:37'  && image=='[Special 40K] Battle Sister overloaded by Spellsx.jpg') {

'>>8146569
>Im more thinking she has like some magical chaotic connection to a DNA index of the creatures she has fucked. she can then recall that and form a new creature with it inside her.
>its definitely more a monsterfucking focus tho.
Is she the Fallen Sororita with the Slime Symbiote?
I'm not really into penises, so I'm pondering alternate means she could engage her targets.

>love to hear your thoughts on how they treat the monstrous children of the cult.
Well that's going to be a 'suit to taste' thing, hence asking what kind of emotional investment you'd want her to have.
They can just be disposable chattel or full persons in their own right, but the latter does engender the possibility of a reproductive cascade where the population exponentially explodes.

Though I have been mulling over a "limited Soul-stuff" concept for a more benevolent strain of Tyranid, where they only have so much "Anima" to work with BUT can constantly 'reincarnate' it.
This also provides an excuse why they need to induct more 'outsiders' to gather more Soul-stuff to work with.

>>8146706
>Nurgle and Slaanesh go together like bath houses and GRIDS
I... did not get this reference...'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148807 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:25:54') {

'>>8148017
Anyone got any Bretonian femboys?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148892 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)05:23:11') {

'>>8148740
>Is she the Fallen Sororita with the Slime Symbiote?
She is. Also i realize now i didnt explain well she can use the dna she has absorbed in the past to mix and match create, eggs and sperm (or Seeds) of her creation. She can then either implant them into others or leave them inside herself to develop.
>I'm not really into penises, so I'm pondering alternate means she could engage her targets.
Ic. Most i can help you with is that her cult is rife with lesbianism as a way to bond with fellow members. Oh also also some creatures can bond parasitically with the acolytes for breeding and other reasons.
>Well that's going to be a 'suit to taste' thing, hence asking what kind of emotional investment you'd want her to have.
Hmm well im leaning more to maria has a love for all beings on her planet however only certain special creatures she may have birth truly are bonded to her. However even then she is not so tied of they die. Simply viewing it as the unfortunate natural step in the creatures life.
The view for the general acolytes would be a microcosm of that.
>They can just be disposable chattel or full persons in their own right, but the latter does engender the possibility of a reproductive cascade where the population exponentially explodes.
Makes sense. Although i have somewhat introduced a sorta way of self limiting the creatures population numbers by way of a constant never ending war with hivefleet eros style tyranids and heavily mutated porno tier ymgarl genestealers. Essentially turning her demon world into a war over the precious women and wombs of it. Cause im not a fan of gore both sides are heavily into not hurting the women/accolytes. The creatures of the demon world led by some heavily customized maria created enslaver like monster. Maria herself simply enjoying the new life created whether nid or nurgle.

Cont.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148910 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)05:31:26') {

'>>8148892
Cont.
>Though I have been mulling over a "limited Soul-stuff" concept for a more benevolent strain of Tyranid, where they only have so much "Anima" to work with BUT can constantly 'reincarnate' it.
>This also provides an excuse why they need to induct more 'outsiders' to gather more Soul-stuff to work with.
Icic. Sounds well reasoned initially. Dont know if it would apply to mind but that you for sharing.

Also some art of my girl. Problems mainly being her colours are off here. Also im iffy on what the nids look like.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8148921 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)05:34:58'  && image=='FinalFinishedCommGenestealer.jpg') {

'>>8148910
Oops posted a wip'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149489 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:24:54'  && image=='sL_gJXW1.jpg_medium.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149493 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:26:31'  && image=='CharlieCultistAlt.png') {

'Champion of Slaanesh';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149496 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:28:21'  && image=='GDW1mFpWgAA5WXa.jpg') {

'Champion of Slaanesh meets Grace and it goes predictably';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149498 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:30:46') {

'>>8149496
glorious'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149528 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:50:39'  && image=='CatraMarine.png') {

'Should xenos have rights to protect them?
I say no.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149591 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:19:30'  && image=='femstodes hips edit 1.png') {

'https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8099794/#8146930
Finished the edit, I hope it isn't too much.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149595 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:20:47'  && image=='femstodes hips edit 2.png') {

'>>8149591
Also made this one to satisfy my eternal hunger for boob.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149598 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:21:00') {

'>>8149591
looks good'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149632 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:41:57'  && image=='30017134.png') {

'Sigrun Darkmane. Norscan warlord who is attempting to unite the squabbling tribes into a proper army. She uses the dark gods for power, but has distant dreams of usurping them (no doubt cultivated by either Khorne or Tzeentch)
Constant thorn in the side of Grace's band of mercenaries, since she is known to drive deep raids through imperial territory. She's taken Grace captive multiple times, but is confounded by her inability to corrupt her, and Grace's uncanny luck always presents a chance to escape.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149806 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:49:15'  && image=='image-15.png') {

'Posting a wip for my ocs cults sigil. The basic idea is it incorporated what transformed (bug Wings), what corrupted her (barren womb and nurgles mark fixingnit), and what she looks like (wooden antlers).
Love to hear and suggestions.

>>8149489
>>8149493
>>8149496
>>8149632
Lovely lore with some excellent lewds! Thanks for sharing anon!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149935 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:44:06'  && image=='slimeborg.jpg') {

'>>8148921
have you seen this image?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8149978 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:12:57') {

'anyone still up to writing smut prompts?

Had an idea of a chaos marine using slaaneshi corrupted tyranids to conquer a convent of Sister of Battle.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150171 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:12:46') {

'>>8149935
Oooh i havent but i like it. Although i should say my deamon princessskin is moatly normal.
Honestly femslimes could make a unqiue acolyte type or monster however... i wonder how they are lored.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150188 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:17:28') {

'>>8150171
yeah I wasn't necessarily thinking of the progression/take-over, but the way that some of the stages combine the slime, the cybernetics, and the person (even if it's just her bones and her head)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150205 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:22:51'  && image=='ZKTDBVSI.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150219 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:32:53') {

'>>8150188
Ah. Yeah its an interesting melding. Despite being a chaos/nurgle cult im not against them using tech so some women who aided and healed into the cult via bio slime and technology could be neat.

Honestly for me makes me think of two sorta intertwined abilities related to stories i had planned. The first being her innate ability to survive and insane amount of damage then turns into a slime mold to survive eventually reforming from the slime onces she has gathered enough strength. Second being she can use her mucus layer to shapshift into a generic human women at any stage of life.
Sorry if that kinda went away from your ideas.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150226 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:36:03'  && image=='Chaos.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150230 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:37:32') {

'>>8150219
Oh I don't really have any ideas that I am married to for your character, I just like spitballing.

semi-related to your girl, the idea of a slime consuming someone, and that person's consciousness just taking over the slime through sheer force of will. And the rest of her party being a little concerned because the slime is still very much the same slime that killed and ate their friend, but now it is also their friend.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150251 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:45:27') {

'>>8150230
>Oh I don't really have any ideas that I am married to for your character, I just like spitballing.
I thank you for that! I really love talking and sharing ideas about her so your more than fine for doing so.

>semi-related to your girl, the idea of a slime consuming someone, and that person's consciousness just taking over the slime through sheer force of will. And the rest of her party being a little concerned because the slime is still very much the same slime that killed and ate their friend, but now it is also their friend.
Would bring up some huge questions of the soul, and the being. Like could you imagine the juicy drama if the dead girl now slime girl was romantically involved with ahother party member? So much can be done to explore that.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150258 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:48:42'  && image=='Grace Turnskin.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150519 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:49:51'  && image=='1700174662298120.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8150563 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:07:53') {

'>>8149595
>breasts improved too
based.
I forgot to mention it in the other thread when I suggested the hips should be wider, but good job fixing the weird boob shape the original had'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8151253 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:20:37'  && image=='1711508840196561.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8151595 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:52:56'  && image=='melusai.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8151871 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:29:52') {

'>>8150563
Thanks, glad you like.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8152002 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:09:45'  && image=='marazhai.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8152068 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:40:50'  && image=='20240421_172426.jpg') {

'Night mistress';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8152255 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:16:27'  && image=='image-17.png') {

'So decided to say fuck it and get my nurgle toad deamon prince. Her colours arent done yet and neither is her womb tattoo. Open for suggestions on both.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8153093 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:46:00') {

'>>8152255
looks really promising so far, keep up the good work!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8153382 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:01:34') {

'>>8153093
Thanks! Really happy so far working with the artist on bringing her to life. Only thing im really iffy on is the red hair, pustule colour, and the eggs (yellow with black dot). The rest is absolutely stunning and definitely looking forward to sharing her when full rendered.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8153440 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:32:47') {

'>>8152255
Imagine the smell'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8153734 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:12:44') {

'>>8152255
>>8152255
>Only thing im really iffy on is the red hair, pustule colour, and the eggs (yellow with black dot).
I like them, they look like Eyes.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8154614 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:02:48'  && image=='heavy lashes sororitas pregnant.jpg') {

'this is the real problem with naming the first female custodes "Kesh"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXvmSaE0JXA'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8155087 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:32:49'  && image=='1713939020683973m.jpg') {

'Something like this but with a SoS, SoB and a female custodes would be nice.
Like wearing fancy dresses acting all noble lady like, hiding their faces with a fan while fluttering their eyes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8155720 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:58:35'  && image=='side_door.jpg') {

'Hello coomers, /tg/ here. I am working on a land raider and the flat indented panel up front makes for a pretty nice canvas so I want to freehand something there. I want something pinupy so I was thinking of a seductive/beckoning daemonette or cultist with the phrase "we have such sights to show you". Anyone got some art that fits that so I can use as reference? I still have to put the model on the table, so tits are fine, but no holes.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8155791 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:20:21') {

'>>8155720
Don't have anything pinupy, but I want to say that little door you got is awesome.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8155901 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:10:50') {

'>>8155791
Thanks anon, I sculpted the eye thing out of greenstuff, I think it worked out pretty well.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8155916 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:14:59'  && image=='nyuunzii sister varity how do you do fellow cultists TONGUE.jpg') {

'>>8155901
the eye looks great'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8156208 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:59:44') {

'>>8155720
How about an actual demon breaking the veil right there? Take an appropriately sexy model with a suitable pose, cut her and put the upper parts there, while painting the tearing of reality around points of contact?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8157018 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:58:38'  && image=='gills.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8157144 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:49:12') {

'>>8157018
i like the cut-outs for her gills'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8157253 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:11:28'  && image=='Completed Bleach.png') {

'somehow the second in Command was completed before the first but here she is.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8157326 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:33:32'  && image=='lord_froppy_by_linkerluis_dca3qzx.jpg') {

'>>8157253
The skin pattern and shading certainly help her froggyness.'
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}

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'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8157958 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:56:55'  && image=='1714013478800389.jpg') {

'If you were an elf chad, would you ever denigrate yourself to sleep with humans?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8157998 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:05:53') {

'>>8157958
you've known all the elf women you could potentially be dating for twenty times longer than the human has been alive and know all their idiosyncrasies and tics, and they know yours.
Nice human girl comes along and is a fresh start, has only been alive for about 20 years, isn't constantly battling ennui.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158017 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:09:19'  && image=='1713642936264.jpg') {

'>>8157998
There's human women are live for hundreds of years as well though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158038 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:14:55') {

'>>8158017
yes, but as an elf you probably don't know them personally so there's still a chance to forge a new connection with a new person. And there's a hell of a lot more 20 year olds than 200 year olds, most people don't live that long.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158211 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:26:42') {

'>>8155720
I havent built a Land Raider but based in my experience with a Rhino, I'm curious, what did you do to get those hatches to open like that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158362 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:56:00'  && image=='20240425_075325.jpg') {

'>>8158211
I drilled through the hinges on the door and grooves on the hull and ran a piece of string through it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158398 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:16:20') {

'>>8158362
the chapped ass is a nice touch. it made me giggle.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158410 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:24:04'  && image=='20240215_213226.jpg') {

'>>8158398
Thanks. I sculpted this little guy for the service hatch because I didn't think it was chaosy enough.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158421 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:28:26') {

'>>8158410
looks great! is the wrench made of plasticard?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8158454 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:50:23'  && image=='20240211_175456.jpg') {

'>>8158421
Yes, it's part of the skeleton I built him around.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8159173 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:32:37'  && image=='1625519284939.jpg') {

'>>8158454
Nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8160347 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:47:45'  && image=='1681382311285066.png') {

'>>8157958
It's been postulated that humans are like shortstacks to elves. So ask yourself - would you sleep with a girl who's short, thicc, and cute?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8160701 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:50:37'  && image=='HadesGrace.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8160709 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:51:33'  && image=='GraceAnton.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8161014 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:35:31'  && image=='20240425_183225.jpg') {

'Did anyone else get the RT box set?
Getting Cassia's cape to fit the base is a pain in the ass.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8161152 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:34:41') {

'>>8161014
put your dogs away'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8162005 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:50:11'  && image=='Sucubus.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8162470 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:35:43') {

'>>8157958
Only men'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8162471 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:36:45') {

'>>8161014
Put her in a big jar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8162846 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:35:20') {

'Lineart complete. Now im just wondering for any changes.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8162851 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:37:19'  && image=='Lineart completed.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8163769 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:48:01') {

'>>8162851
>>8162846
she's cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8164047 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:52:35') {

'>>8162851
Mom Moth!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8164201 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:46:46') {

'>>8163769
Thanks! Cant wait to see her coloured. Then maybe get some uncute (lewd) art of her and the Toad girl.

>>8164047
The Motherest!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8164433 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)03:37:15'  && image=='1680544694032889.png') {

'Yrliet Sex Pollen anyone?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8164589 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:36:16'  && image=='20240427_123301.jpg') {

'Lord Inquisitor Xavier Calcazar and his Interrogator Jimmy sharing a Rogue Trader';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8164591 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:37:00'  && image=='20240427_123452.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8164606 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:49:01'  && image=='20240427_123750.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8165012 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:30:01'  && image=='IMG_1323.jpg') {

'>tfw no edgy industrial goth Angel gf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8165111 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:49:40'  && image=='Без имени-157.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8165607 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:06:34'  && image=='1685251962236473.png') {

'Reminder that Elves, 40k or Fantasy, are for loving and gentle lewding.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8167135 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:43:13') {

'>>8164589
oh so i'm not the only one who thought Calcazar looked like DILF bait'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8167300 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:32:24'  && image=='1jid5z0nv1xc1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8167433 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:13:39'  && image=='db01b97733db75bb75ae316fb2b3380e.png') {

'>>8165607
Reminder that Mon-keigh, canon or fandom, are for playing and hard rape.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8167442 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:16:45') {

'>>8167433
There was that one fantasy story where an elf called humans keigh-mon, but the other elves all gave him dirty looks. It's a really bad word.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8168184 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:39:49'  && image=='rmulderz faith is our armor.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169064 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:24:09'  && image=='ref.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169124 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:49:36'  && image=='7A25AC9E-EC0C-4801-B9CC-C058BD9A2AE5.png') {

'>>8167442
If mon-keigh if those who must be killed, then what does keigh-mon mean?

[spoiler]those who must be raped?[/spoiler]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169359 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:21:28') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169364 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:25:00') {

'>>8169359
Found the Dark Eldar victim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169416 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:00:16'  && image=='Morathi_Witch.jpg') {

'Morathi got herself a new attire';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169468 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:53:45'  && image=='8AA4D9B2-769D-4D64-8836-7A245841B198.jpg') {

'>>8169359
Where did the bad elf touch you anon? It’s okay, you can tell us.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169760 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:28:03') {

'>>8169416
Morathi in a floppy hat is nice.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8169817 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:56:43'  && image=='D22A4966-56E2-41FF-BFAE-A85D347CFD6D.jpg') {

'>>8169760
Morathi in anything is nice.

As aside, art with her and hellebron hatefucking is peak.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8171075 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:44:37') {

'>>8169817
Morathi admits privately that Hellebron in her prime was prettier than she is herself, so you know she wants to carve off a slice for herself.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8171483 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)03:59:58'  && image=='118240708_p2.png') {

'Elves or Eldar, which is hotter?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8171506 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:32:26'  && image=='M1400360a_2010-09-28_1_873x627.jpg') {

'>>8171483
I have a fetish for eldar's facial structure and eyes, so - eldar. Also, eldar are 6' - 7' tall'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8171989 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:07:30') {

'>>8171506
what specifically about the facial structure and eyes?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8172188 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:34:07'  && image=='Heilian Morathi.png') {

'>>8171483
Morathi > Eldar > other Elves'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8172250 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:08:51') {

'>>8171989
>facial structure

Pointy features, jaw

>eyes

Upwards and somewhat large'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8172443 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:44:41') {

'>>8171483
Aren't they basically the same?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8172488 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:52:56'  && image=='15224198963.png') {

'unnnh ung

would you unnggg let this ELF rape you?

durr hurrrrr

would you FUCK this ELFE?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8172612 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:45:08') {

'>>8172443
FB elves are usually depicted more humanlike than eldar. They're also shorter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8173159 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:04:47'  && image=='jbr argenta in the arena.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8174012 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:46:58'  && image=='VirlandilN harlequin.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8174055 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:59:51') {

'>>8174012
Fucking a hot clown sounds great and all, until there's a clown horn honk when you squeeze an asscheek, you get sprayed with water when pinching a nipple, and get hit in the face by an actual creampie flying out of her couchy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8174206 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:14:34'  && image=='VirlandilN solitaire.jpg') {

'>>8174055
Worst of all, she probably smells [spoiler]funny[/spoiler]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8174369 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:26:47') {

'>>8171483
I don't really know a lot about 40k but I have gathered that eldar are simply not possible for a human to get to fuck, whereas the elves are like, marginally less obtuse about it (with only their racism getting in the way) and are less extreme in general

Eldar height is appealing and they have sexier armor since it doesn't show the face as often but they don't have Malekith so I have to say overall it's elves'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8174398 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:44:05'  && image=='Manbanshee.jpg') {

'This is real shame that we dont have male banshee/female uncubi,avenger,scorpion stuff';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8174513 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:48:59') {

'>>8174369
>I don't really know a lot about 40k but I have gathered that eldar are simply not possible for a human to get to fuck
Happened once in RT and I'll still hold to that canon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8174518 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:51:13'  && image=='warhammer female custodes 7.jpg') {

'>you will never be a scholar/serf in the Imperial palace and get to have a threesome with a SoS and a female custodes
:sadge:'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8175222 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:28:45') {

'>>8174012
>>8174206
Fuckable space jesters should be more common'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8175280 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:46:52') {

'>>8175222
>grab a harlie's breast
>it makes a honking sound'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8175369 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)11:20:50') {

'>>8175280
>pull down her pants
>seltzer in the face'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8175442 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)11:59:25') {

'>>8175369
>"Menesys, we have been partners for hundreds of cycles now. It is not funny and never has been."'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8175456 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:05:44'  && image=='Harlequin flex.png') {

'>>8175442
>"lol" said the harlequin, "lmao"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8176278 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:08:54') {

'Should i get Toad Deamon Princess Riding Toad Dragon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8176296 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:16:14') {

'>>8150226
Hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8176585 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:46:09') {

'The Do It For Free!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55593031
Male Drukhari x Female Custodes
10,172 Words
>In the closing days of the 41st Millennium, Dracon Kyrabran is sent along on a Realspace Raid to kidnap Sisters of Silence on behalf of the incomparable Lady Archon, Aurelia Malys. While bouncing through a Black Ship surrounded on all sides by mind bending horrors of every conceivable variety, our dutiful Dracon encounters something he never expected to find.

As always, I would like to express my undying gratitude and appreciation to anyone who chooses to read this, and I would love to know what you think of it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8176591 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:47:17') {

'>>8176585
I got the title wrong in the post. whoops.
You'll figure it out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8177717 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)08:30:43'  && image=='1668190729595386.jpg') {

'>>8176585
Incredible. I hope for their next meeting and in this time Kyrabran should be careful not die like that again.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8177949 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:15:26') {

'>>8177717
Jannissaria showing up at Kyrabran's doorstep dragging a barrel of 5/8" Grade 80 chain along with her.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8177962 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:26:00') {

'>>8176278
yes.
what is the alternative plan if you choose not to go with that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178038 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:57:01'  && image=='mossacannibalis dorf.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178042 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:59:21') {

'>>8177962
Sadly artist wanted to go another direction.
Another of my Ocs Deamonized (deamon princed?), my head oc being drawn in the artists style, or non deagon toad lewds with toad deamon prince.
Went with Khornate Deamon princess.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178080 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:19:26') {

'>>8178042
I think im going to get toad dragon next anyways after. Just kinda wondering on pose and what not. Like if its just an epic action pose of her riding it, same but unloeeful tentacles on the back restraining and fucking her, her beneath it geting fucked doggy or on back, or vore. Other ideas also welcome.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178159 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:53:37'  && image=='1671395399309229.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178191 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)12:07:28'  && image=='f7872f60eab266109e9d11d4722ad7.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178203 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)12:14:19'  && image=='GL1pjvkXYAEseZ_.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178838 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:10:35'  && image=='Gabe, check out my new sneakers, also, breed me while you're at it.jpg') {

'I was compelled to draw more doe-eyed Macha. It's really all I'm good for these days.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8178873 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:23:47') {

'>>8178838
Hell yeah, brother!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8179124 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:41:21') {

'>>8178038
DOORF'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8179255 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:40:14'  && image=='GMg8-fVWEAEA0l4.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8179275 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:57:25') {

'>>8178838
*kisses her pussy with a loud *mwah* sound*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8179730 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:55:20') {

'>>8178838
Dow farseer's signature line is
"I... have arrived."
Which is another way to say
"I came"
>the mists of space and time retreat from my mind'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8180428 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)08:32:31') {

'>>8179255
Gorgeous stuff, Tyranids and Eldar go so well together. Hopefully there's more to come!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8180782 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:19:02') {

'>>8178838
Very nice work Lewdanon.
Macha & Gabe will single-handedly repopulate Typhon Primaris.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8180847 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:39:51'  && image=='ophedia.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8180852 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:42:24'  && image=='Sister Famulous.jpg') {

'>>8180847
She looks familiar.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8180910 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:04:43'  && image=='Nurgle_002HR.jpg') {

'>>8179255
>>8180847
god damn i need more nid/GS stuff. hard to find good artists for it who are in my budget lmao.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181149 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:05:12') {

'>>8179255
Dang, I came here to post this. I doubt Dolf hangs around these threads anymore, but if you are, congratulations on your story resonating with so many people.

Alright, see you all again in three years.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181176 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:22:33'  && image=='AdoraMarine.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181259 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)17:12:01'  && image=='1711490949685244m.jpg') {

'>>8181149
Are you the artist? Either way, you should hang around here more!
It feels like the femstodes thing might have actually caused some people to ragequit because the thread has been even slower than usual since then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181347 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)17:56:30') {

'>>8181259
>it feels like the femstodes thing might have actually caused some people to ragequit because the thread has been even slower than usual since then.
That would suck. i just got back into these and am even commissioning art for it. If only GW could be assed to market the Female only factions more rather than just derping the lore. I mean fuck Blanks are some of the more interesting things in 40k. a women army of them could be cool as fuck.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181382 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:09:36') {

'>>8181347
Blame marketing companies and social media consultants.

Most of these IPs that have established themselves in the 80s and 90s had its primary demographic drawn to it back then and now instead of continuing to give that demo the sort of thing they like they opt to try to make them react with various forms of (fortunately in this case low-effort) ragebait.

Just compare the eroticised bdsm art of 40k of a couple decades ago to what they're doing now to get eyes on the same stuff.

You will see this less in media designed to appeal to current teens and 20-year olds, but stuff that establishes itself for them will in 15 or so years be turned around to try to make them stirred up.

I don't care that there's female custodes but I do feel like warhammer 40k is going to be watered down for the masses now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181390 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:11:40') {

'>>8181259
>Are you the artist?
No, just an appreciator of the story. I saw the artist's post on twitter and it reminded me of when the OG image was posted here. I've written a few things but haven't had anything to contribute for awhile, and my interest in GW's properties isn't as strong as it used to be. Good to see a few familiar posters again though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181627 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:16:34') {

'Okay first off the new legendary female lord in Total War Warhammer 3 any good or sexy images of her? Second I asked which female version of a Primark would be most likely to breastfeed her sons or daughters and someone mentioned more female version
Mortarion

was going to get a drawing of that . Does anyone have the image made because of that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181631 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:19:01') {

'>>8181627
What?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181637 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:23:33'  && image=='edd094b2aa149450a1c19dc74a37b876.jpg') {

'>>8181627
best I got is this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181667 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:37:43') {

'>>8181627
I asked which female version of a Primark would be most likely to breastfeed her sons or daughters and someone mentioned It probably be female version
Mortarion and he was going to draw that . Does anyone have the image made because of that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181668 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:37:59'  && image=='GLCtrHNWEAAUXZl.jpg') {

'Why do people think that the majority of Eldar commanders are female?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181671 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:39:18') {

'>>8181668
All of their men are busy trying to become aspect warriors.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181677 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:42:05') {

'>>8181668
They're relatively feminine. This femininity is also why they're one of the most disliked factions by the community. Most people want grimdark testosterone poisoning with muscular fridge shaped uggos going at it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181681 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:42:54'  && image=='GKU9D9HbEAE7A_w.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181708 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:54:34') {

'>>8181149
Oh I'm still here, I just mostly lurk these days. Partly because I had nothing new to show off for a long time, but I'm slowly trying to get back into turning out 40k smut again. Still, it's nice to see how much traction Breeding of Morrigan has gained, and how it still gets the odd bit of wonderful art even years down the line. Makes me think I should do a sequel or spin-off or something one day.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181713 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:57:12') {

'>>8181708
Yo nta but i would love to see one. Even willing to comm a one shot with eros. BoM was amazin!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181749 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:05:14'  && image=='xzvdf3425dfgkon.jpg') {

'natural pairing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181762 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:09:10') {

'>>8181713
I don't take commissions, my writing is too sporadic and unreliable for me to be comfortable taking on a project that might never be completed, but I'm always open to requests and ideas if you have them!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181788 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:16:36') {

'>>8181762
My idea is to specific for a request. So my biggest request i can make is you release more Nid stuff!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181814 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:28:57') {

'>>8181788
Nah, go for it - even if I don't pick the idea up there might be something in there that sparks me off on a similar tangent. I've had a couple of projects turn out to be non-starters lately so some fresh ideas might be handy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181824 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:35:11') {

'>>8181814
ah well, If you wish.
its just my motherhood and breeding focused nurgle cult (the deamon world they are based on) gets a visit from a certain hive fleet Eros. Basically end up in the lewd horny version of that one canon story, but instead of the world forever poisoined and ruined instead that splinter of the fleet is locked in an eternal breeding war over the cult (all women).

sorry for word vomit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181827 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:37:09') {

'>>8181788
Seconded on more nid stuff!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181836 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:42:52') {

'>>8181762
how about some stuff with Eros x Drukhari??'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181892 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:00:57') {

'>>8181824
Ah, Nurgle's not my thing I'm afraid - maybe next time.

>>8181836
That is something I've considered. A troupe of Wyches going up against a pack of Eros-spawned Tyranids in the arena, risking a humiliating public breeding before the crowd if they fail to overcome their foes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8181903 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:04:03') {

'>>8181892
eh no worries man! i expected it haha.
Love that idea for the wyches. would be great im sure!~'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8182997 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:13:48'  && image=='jT2gRsWQkmk2ovqJ.jpg') {

'Which Tau caste is the sexiest?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8183001 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:17:35'  && image=='Air-caste-pilots.jpg') {

'>>8182997
TIL Air Caste actually has minis'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8183039 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:52:30'  && image=='Tau Fire warrior 2.jpg') {

'>>8182997
That's the thing about the Tau they have flavours for every taste
>Musclegirls
Fire Caste
>Sticcs
Air Caste
>Thiccs
Earth Caste

I imagine the Water Caste are 'balanced' beauty on average but probably run the spectrum in looks in order to appeal to any of their many trade and diplomatic partners.
Or possibly the entire caste is just full-bimbo to be as distracting as possible while hoodwinking their diplomatic rivals.
>5 years at diplomacy school, 5 years in language classes, achieve genius-level academic accomplishments
>just for humans to gawp at your fat tits and treat you like a ditz'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8183055 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:04:27') {

'>>8183039
I hope Ethereals combine a little bit of all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8183244 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:12:11') {

'>>8178838
Thanks for still sticking around, Lewd. Your work is main reason why this threads are still worth something'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8183340 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:30:39') {

'>>8178838
That's one beautiful butthole'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8183995 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:33:12'  && image=='1714770350788339.jpg') {

'Where are you on the axis?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184065 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:03:03') {

'>>8183995
All sex-appealing art styles fall in the top-left, bottom left, and bottom right quadrants.
The top-left quadrant only works because the mystery allows the imagination to fill in the blanks (see popularity of Tali from Mass Effect) and its appeal goes away the moment the mask comes off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184069 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:05:20'  && image=='1714773870540026.jpg') {

'>>8184065
>>8183995
Top left should look like this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184080 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:08:37') {

'>>8184069
Just seems to look kinda like a bad 3d anime model instead of an alien so
>its appeal goes away the moment the mask comes off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184105 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:18:01') {

'>>8183995
Honestly any of the above.

>>8184069
Still would.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184147 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:34:43'  && image=='GGEBGy1boAAZaPS.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184167 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:43:23') {

'>>8183995
Alien/realistic. I want to goon to alien space elves, not anime characters or humans with pointy ears.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184530 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:06:38') {

'>>8183995
Bottom left or top left.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8184823 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:49:34'  && image=='GraceCharlie-1.jpg') {

'Grace meeting the nefarious champion of Slaanesh,Charlie. Will she make it out with the only damage being to her pride? Tune in next time to find out, only on Warhammer Quest!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185208 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:05:43'  && image=='1714792365020864.jpg') {

'What does Eldar milk taste like? Do they even have milk?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185598 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:02:48'  && image=='Hfyukkk.jpg') {

'>>8183995
Top right or top left'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185626 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:21:51') {

'>>8185598
>image
I'd say Yrliet's art falls under bottom-right.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185678 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:47:50') {

'>>8185626
>>8185598
I just want to hug her forever'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185732 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:22:57'  && image=='Warhammer-40000-фэндомы-Dark-Eldar-Wych-1572575.jpg') {

'>>8185626
Facial features are pretty top right imo. It would've been more noticeable if artist wouldn't fuck up the right side of her jaw'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185736 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:25:38'  && image=='Screenshot_20240501_143706_Chrome.jpg') {

'>>8185678
Too bad she's heavely disturbed by human touch until the final event'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185753 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:38:25'  && image=='1709130839926087.png') {

'>>8185736
Does landing a cumshot on her face counts as touching?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185817 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:22:28'  && image=='mihail-vasilev-the-rascals-shade.jpg') {

'Was Kerillian exiled from Athel Loren for being unnaturally thick?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8186216 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)09:29:52') {

'>>8185817
Cant be. The sisters of twilight arw decently thick.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8186682 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:17:27') {

'>>8185817
Maybe it's because she was spending too much time with her cousins'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8186758 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:58:10') {

'>>8185817
are you aroused by hot dogs rolling in the gas station'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8187009 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:13:39') {

'>>8186758
A little, yeah.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8187235 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:28:59'  && image=='Warrior and Robot.png') {

'Lewdpencil here, with an update on that Kastelan Robot "versus" a Tyranid Warrior (I changed it back from genestealer to warrior)!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8187304 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:47:26') {

'>>8183995
>wearing a helmet makes you alien
Huh?'
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}

}
}