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class Thread extends Board {
public void I'm becoming a bitcoin maximalist(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'I'm becoming a bitcoin maximalist';
int postNumber = 58416122;
String image = '1713505419302727.png';
String date = '04/19/24(Fri)01:43:39';
String comment = 'I'm converting all of my other assets into BTC and I'm going to DCA into BTC every time I get paid';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416125 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:48:30') {

'>>58416122
How much BTC are you trying to obtain?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416127 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:49:03') {

'>>58416122
you're about 5 years too late'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416129 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:49:59') {

'>>58416125
I aim at becoming a wholecoiner'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416131 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:50:10') {

'>>58416125
One of my life goals is to be a wholecoiner'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416134 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:50:44') {

'>>58416129
>>58416131
I wish you luck.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416139 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:54:38') {

'>>58416134
Thanks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416143 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:55:38') {

'>>58416133
I used to stare at charts. That's time I could have spent either working or enjoying myself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416468 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:22:29') {

'>>58416134
this, but it'll be hard not to succumb to sell pressure when you're a wholecoiner tho when you see BTC drop to $12-$10k within a few days, plus a lot of exchanges might give you the run around and ask for a fuckton of documentation and tax shit when you do want to sell a high volume of it at once. just keep that in mind, OP and prepare yourself'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58416474 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:25:55') {

'>>58416122
>>58416133
top signal'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417263 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:03:57'  && image=='1711831742187525.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417672 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:44:54') {

'>>58416122
sounds like altseason is going to start'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417677 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:47:00') {

'>>58416133
best time to go into alts is when they have gigabled agianst bitcoin and bitcoin is in an uptrend. to catch a quick 10pct to 20pct pump on whatever alt it is that has gigabled. when bitcoin stabilizes, to then quickly cash out into fiat. fucking holding shitcoins cost me a lot of profit. now I just have 80pct bitcoin and 15pct cash. and take a shitcoin position for maximum a few weeks.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417732 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:08:35') {

'dont buy now, try to wait 2,3 month at least, just let the price dump a little bit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417903 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:17:55'  && image=='851a17c057d11aa1b1c5c63560b707d9.jpg') {

'>>58417802
>cashes out btc
>holds eth and literal who solana shitcoin
what the fuck are you even thinking about retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417912 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:20:34') {

'>>58416133
getting into shitcoins literally ruined my life.
Not to the point of fucking with my life savings but that part of me of "just buy. it might fucking pump like crazy" was too obsessive to stop
oh to be young and not so retarded again'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417921 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:24:17') {

'buy your retardio NOW';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417925 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:24:51') {

'>>58416129
based ngl'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417926 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:25:23') {

'>>58417802
>halving is weird
its just raking out little miners, even better for us what the fuck are you even talking about'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58417975 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:38:37') {

'>>58416127
The best time to acquire Bitcoin was 14 years ago.
The second best time is now.

inb4 Saylor explodes at me THERE IS NO SECOND BEST!@'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58418073 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:08:25') {

'>>58417903
Requiring email verification somehow didn't stop
spammers from writing stream of consciousness comments just so that they can include their $shitcoin ticker in it.
bullish on $shitcoin. bearish on jannies.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58418156 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:39:35') {

'Same, but I hold 333333 DOGE for the meme of it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58418619 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:01:09'  && image=='3b73e246c28a143feb20c47e4892fddcf441e989_full.jpg') {

'>>58416122
after everything dropped more than 50% and BTC just 10% I would also go maximalist. My portfolio is 70% BTC and 30% BRC20 Tokens and $SSNC.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58418839 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:23:22') {

'>>58418619
average canadian in 2024 lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58419489 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:07:03') {

'>>58416122
Bump. Join the 1 BTC club'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58420043 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:06:49') {

'I had two coins and sold one for kaspa and solana in february...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58420760 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:49:54'  && image=='1619571169040.jpg') {

'>>58416122
give a shit about the whalecoin
MUMU token on the other hand....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58420943 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:57:40') {

'>>58416122
Me too. With the ETFs and all it just seems like the thing to do. It's way less dumpy than alts and that makes me feel good.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422688 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:45:51') {

'>>58416122
I'd rather diversify and DCA into ETH, which I can restake on Yield Nest to earn amplified rewards, Anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422698 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:58:30') {

'>>58417672
Altseason is on the horizon, Anon. I'm buying Dot, FET, RIO this week. I already have some ETH which I'll restake on the platform that recently partnered with Everstake to earn higher yield.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422876 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:56:59') {

'Based post';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423215 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:16:31'  && image=='1625016987944.jpg') {

'>>58417802
>>58418619
>>58420760
>>58422688
>>58422698
Really, Jannies....'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424374 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:01:31'  && image=='1679313721531241.jpg') {

'Going bitcoin hybrid is the best way to go imho. BTC, SNNC for rune/ordinal hype.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424653 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:56:18') {

'>>58416122
smart'
;

}

}
}