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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 58420747;
String image = '1713670820054710.jpg';
String date = '04/20/24(Sat)23:40:20';
String comment = 'Bitcoin halved, you know what that means right?
We're going to the fucking stratosphere this year. 150k at least. Get your longs open NOW, idiots! Unless you hate money.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58420752 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:43:37') {

'>>58420747
>Unless you hate money
Isn't that the point of crypto?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58420766 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:52:29') {

'>>58420747
why does it mean that?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58420768 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:53:45' && image=='p1.jpg') {

'>>58420752
Well shit. Now what?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58420769 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:54:56') {

'>>58420768
coin margined longs of course my lad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58421039 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:48:32' && image=='1713685084626466.png') {

'>>58420768
wtf i hate fiat wtf i have to use it to buy crypto
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58421302 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)09:58:08') {

'>>58420769
this. otherwise known as inverse perpetural contracts created by arthur hayes, ex-ceo of bitmex. like and subscribe:
https://www.youtube.com/@WCrypto/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422936 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:14:41') {

'It's going to 400k at least. 150k is not even worse case scenario. We underperformed nasty last cycle due to FTX manipulation and other black swans.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424104 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:20:46' && image=='1625109438559.png') {

'THAT'S WHY I'M CHECKING DEXVIEW EVERY FUCKING DAY
TO SEE WHEN IS THE PERFECT DAY TO SELL REEEEEEEE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424177 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:47:09') {

'>>58422936
>It's going to 400k at least
why?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424186 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:51:48' && image=='5135436665675675.jpg') {

'>>58424104
Perfect sell is this night, if Im not mistaken HOWEVER Im used to shitcoins so my advice could not be the best
>>58420768
Now we watch BTCFi become really relevant again, hope Satoshisync uses this chance to shrine with ordinals. Maybe make memecoins relevant on brc20 first?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424255 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:19:53') {

'>>58420747
what is that hand gripping? im trying to understand but i dont see it is it a thigh?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424257 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:21:08') {

'>>58420752
there's people out there enjoying it in a non masochist way. Wonder why.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424258 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:21:56' && image=='1532250236338230.png') {

'>>58424104
Fuck me bros I love Lum so much. My wife.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424261 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:23:01') {

'>>58424186
those fuckers has barely met my expectations, barely, I do hope for them to put value to their words.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424262 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:23:09') {

'>>58424186
good chance if the "digital gold" catchphrase keeps being thrown around. its rhetorical bullshit but it does rile people up.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424263 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:23:38') {

'>>58420752
>>58420768
We buy to be contrarians and pretend we don't hate money and then we get surprised.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424267 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:24:26' && image=='1691238512095016.jpg') {

'>>58424258
My original waifu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424268 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:24:29') {

'>>58420769
>coin margined
sooo alt fueled collateral for leverage? am i getting it wrong?
>>58421302
aint watching allat nigga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424271 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:25:20' && image=='1708588104044487.png') {

'>>58424186
they literally launched runesync a few days ago, and I heard nothing. what's up with that?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424275 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:25:40' && image=='sample.jpg') {

'>>58424258
imagine loving a retcon of the REAL thing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424279 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:26:25' && image=='1510818566756082.jpg') {

'>>58424258
>>58424267
Based';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424281 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:27:17' && image=='1687745276864910.jpg') {

'>>58424186
>>58424262
cant wait to spend 600 dollars in transactional fees only to buy and move my mega based bitcoin en-ef-tees around. fantastic. down with effirium!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424283 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:27:45' && image=='bobo running in terror.png') {

'>>58424258
that would be my wife.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424443 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:38:19' && image=='1681051806327505.png') {

'>>58420747
I don't have that much money to worry about it, I prefer to continue farming in blocklords while waiting for your token and holding some ETH.';

}

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