import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/biz/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 58422501;
String image = '1713764216225153.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)01:36:56';
String comment = 'I'm just gonna throw 40k into alts and hope a bullrun happens';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422536 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:14:30'  && image=='AA1cRjrG.jpg') {

'>>58422501
so this is how aging men try to stay relevant on social media?

sad flex
so, so sad'
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}

if(Seanonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422546 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:19:09') {

'>>58422501
I just put everything into Shiba Inu besides some coins I've been holding awhile.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422551 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:21:10') {

'What's the next 100x mooncoin for someone who wants to put 10k in and forget about it for a year?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422622 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:36:05') {

'>>58422551
PEPE

incels RISE UP'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422630 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:44:00') {

'>>58422551
>>58422622
pepe has already mooned, it's $apu 's turn now'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422631 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:44:26') {

'>>58422536
This is not even original. The asian guy who does the "uncle Roger" character did a review of some woman with exactly this video. They're all just copying ideas from each other on YouTube.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422659 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:12:06'  && image=='hotelcooking.webm') {

'>>58422501
There is a much easier way to cook in a hotel'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422684 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:42:03'  && image=='1534245879488.jpg') {

'>>58422501
That's what I did around $SSNC past week now i got my shit stacked for next 6 months' for around 30% increase. Only smart moves here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422815 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:01:39') {

'>>58422659
wow what a retard redneck. those hotel hair dryers are cheap and dangerous af. he literally could've set that entire place on fire Great White-style'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422845 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:38:58'  && image=='1713480160825491.jpg') {

'>>58422659
What an absolute faggot retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422856 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:48:47') {

'>>58422659
>trim the fat
ah yes, and then shove a bunch of vegetable oil into it
you can see the result on how he looks LOL'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422891 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:02:59') {

'>>58422659
why do you have something like this saved on your disk lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422945 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:19:27') {

'>>58422501
TG officialbitcointg fucking ape idiot launching soon don’t miss out nigger'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58422947 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:21:02'  && image=='1703218951574.jpg') {

'>>58422501
I did the same, although considering how it was the last few weeks I had to buy an extra monitor to leave dextools open in case I need to sell, I miss not being so paranoid.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423023 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:01:08') {

'>>58422659
Nigga buy a fucking cheeseburger or something. Goddamn this is dumb. If he's really as destitute as this would imply, he shouldn't be staying in a hotel.

And people who go to this length just to save the company money or whatever need therapeutic help sorting out their life's values.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423026 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:05:34') {

'>$4chan
I'm all in. $10k worth a few weeks ago and up 2x at moment. Riding it to be a millionaire or to zero'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423029 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:09:31'  && image=='rojak.jpg') {

'>>58422551
Just get something that's unruggable and low mcap like rojakbased in tg and yes this is an IQ test'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423303 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:57:09') {

'>>58422856

You have to trim the fat for jerky or else it'll taste gross. Didn't see him add vegetable oil either, just onions sauce, salsa, and spices. You're a bigger retard than he is'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423305 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:58:25') {

'>>58423023

he obviously does this for the views you autistic neckbeard. get laid, incel'
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}

}
}