import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/biz/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void /wfh/Chads assemble(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/wfh/Chads assemble';
int postNumber = 58422642;
String image = '1713772510945715.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)03:55:10';
String comment = '>woke up at 7 am but browsed internet in bed instead of going back to sleep and will be tired all day
>had a big fast food binge last night
>have a lazy Monday ahead that's filled with pointless meetings'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423548 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:57:17'  && image=='1713808706755.jpg') {

'>>58422642
post account'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423631 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:36:57') {

'>>58422642
0 meetings today, listening to synthwave and not doing any work whatsoever'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423635 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:40:43'  && image=='pepebox.png') {

'>woke up 5:30a
>gym 6-7:30a
>emails 7:30-8:30a
>calls while shitcoin trading 8:30a-12:30p
>lunch now
Up 5sol already today, gonna finish up two contracts I have cooking and go for a run later since it's nice out'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423640 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:42:19') {

'>>58422642
tfw I did my job too well and I keep getting emails and messages to do shit for other people
I used to be able to chill and game or fap during work but not anymore, I better be getting a raise for this soon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423681 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:06:30'  && image=='1609640854473.png') {

'>>58422642
Imagine being forced to "work" at home.

Trader chad here.

>Wake up at 8:55 AM.
>Look at futures
>Sell the puts I bought 2 weeks ago
>+$70K gain

I work like 1-2 days per month.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423705 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:21:34') {

'>>58423681
big if true'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425206 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:36:40'  && image=='1712170965787418.png') {

'>entire earnings of this shitty company cant cover interest payments
>barely any work to go around
>roles are quietly disappearing

Is this how it ends?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425232 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:56:51') {

'>>58423548
>CAD

Okay Raj'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425279 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:22:34'  && image=='1630389821200.jpg') {

'>>58422642
>lazy tuesday
>no emails
>no meetings
>was getting anxious that i was missing out on something important so i asked the boss
>"nope, it's just one of those days, just focus on answering emails for today"
>currently checking the $orbs chart
>listening to lofi and chill
>might cook something later
im comfy bro, its a comfy tuesday'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425323 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:37:31'  && image=='photo_2024-04-15_16-27-15.jpg') {

'Another day of listening to music and writing up quotes hoping no one contacts me about anything other than sales hits or new ITBs. Might take a walk to a cafe later, early spring is so focking boring in my industry.

>>58423631
based sythwave enjoyer'
;

}

}
}