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int postNumber = 58423163;
String image = '1713797182063085.gif';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)10:46:22';
String comment = 'Why is bitcoin pumping? I thought it dumps and crabs after halving?

Is this time unironically different?? I don’t want to FOMO when the pump isn’t supposed to happen till the end of the year…';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423170 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:49:13') {

'>>58423163
we're pumping as we speak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoVrpOP-GZY';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423220 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:19:17') {

'dont get it either, was gonna sell in may & go away but hmmmm';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423227 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:21:19' && image=='rog.png') {

'This isn't even that big of a pump. Only in several more months will the effects of the halving be really felt in the price.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423247 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:29:22') {

'>>58423163
The war fud priced in the halving. Everyone who was going to sell the halving sold the war news. It ain't difficult.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423249 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:31:39') {

'>>58423163
It’ll probably dump June and July. 2024 summer of despair.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423368 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:21:25') {

'>>58423163
The halving was always a made up "event". Institutions don't give a fuck about any of this and miner aren't selling because it's in their interest to keep prices high. When BTC is worth 1.3 trillion, some literal who crypto spergs on twitter don't really have much impact on price action anymore.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423380 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:27:00') {

'>>58423249
in 2020 (last halving year) it crabbed -7% in june-july. there can be something to it but I doubt it with the volume blackcock and saylor is buying.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423715 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:27:34' && image=='1713814051604.png') {

'It might be a bullish flag';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58423737 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:35:51' && image=='IMG_1440.jpg') {

'>>58423163
You failed the iq test. Report to your nearest armed forces career center';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424077 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:08:55' && image=='1712180406292316s.jpg') {

'Just wait until the miner reward slash kicks in. This is a bulltrap. And a fairly obvious one. Feel free to hold a bit if you are willing to sell everything at a relatively minor risk nobody knows what'll happen next after all of course.

Load up on alts, though. Whatever happens you should load up on alts. My chips are on Superverse for defi/gamefi/web3 shit, BNB as my main altcoin and KAS see if its fucking updates actually lure people in.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424090 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:12:29') {

'>>58423163
more buyers than sellers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424139 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:34:34') {

'>>58424077
KAS? you sure? I thought it was just a biz trainwreck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424143 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:36:10') {

'>>58423227
everybody losing their minds for the halving and now we have to wait to see it in action? give me a break';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424153 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:41:48') {

'>>58424077
asuka pic is so based, fuck rei for real';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424154 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:42:25') {

'>>58423368
what in the actual fuuuuuuuuuck?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424158 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:43:13') {

'>>58423227
I know right ppl acting like this is an instant spell, while actually its effects are under contingency';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424165 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:44:40') {

'>>58423163
its a fucking bulltrap! dont tell me later I didn't warn you all!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424169 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:45:33' && image=='1450518919249s.jpg') {

'>its a trap
>its gonna dump
>its gonna pump
>that a shit coin
>blah blah blah

the fucking same every year';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424173 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:46:13') {

'>>58424137
>>58424139
I honestly don't care but I was curious enough to look up a little about it, and came across this article and it sounds like some scam chain that is held together by duct tape and the developer's dried cum. If even a little of this is true I wouldn't go near it: https://techleaks24.substack.com/p/a-factual-account-of-the-kaspa-fraud';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424176 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:47:03') {

'>>58424090
For the first time in bitcoin's history I think this is what's actually happening.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424180 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:47:24' && image=='1601238102395102.png') {

'>>58424143
its always been this way you faggot tourist';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424181 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:48:08') {

'>>58423220
Still not may is it?
>>58423380
Saylor bought when it was 68k lmao nigga's schizophrenic';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424948 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:13:31' && image=='1698471225494.jpg') {

'>>58423163
it's funny that it's pumping just when I'm selling everything
and by funny I mean sad, at least now I have the funds to start my coin in pinksale, but I was hoping for even more stuff';

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