'is fudding your own shorts the new meta, /g/?';

'public debt crisis, less subsidies, on bad standing with the current batch of redistributors of subsidies that represent the biggest cash flow beside cultists';

'>>58423634
Yeah the amount of negative attention tesla and the cyber truck has been getting makes me think I should do the opposite of what everyone is saying. I think longing tesla is a good idea right now or very soon. When the left leaning midwit video essayists come after you you know you're doing something right';

'>>58423634
still expensive as fuck pe ratio wise';

'>>58423634
>robotaxi unveil in august
Lmao the "FSD" is garbage
>cybertruck is a huge success
Its also garbage
>fsd continues to improve
I was in my friends tesla the other day and it didn't even want to swap lanes on an open highway when it was instructed to do so. It then proceeded try to do 50mph on an offramp with a tollway where the speed limit is posted as 15.
>optimus is in the lead for androids
I don't know what that is, but I guarantee its another over-promise, under-deliver scam like the rest of tesla products

but who knows maybe elon can keep up the grift and it will recover. I don't know in this clown world anymore.';

'>>58423634
TESLA? no thanks, in a short time people will realize that Elon Musk is a scammer and a sellout, I'd rather spend my money on 1Intro.';

'>>58423634
>TESLA
the new car looks like a PS1 model lmao
if I'm going to put money into something this big, I'd rather it be by creating a coin in pinksale, something of my own you know';

'>>58423634
>robotaxi
The FSD is still absolute shit after years, he promised every tesla would be a robotaxi with FSD couple of years ago. So that failed? So weimo is Level 4 and Tesla is Level 2. How the fuck are you still falling for this pump and dump scheme of elon?

>cybertruck is a huge success
This must be bait?

>fsd continues to improve
This must be bait?

Still massivly overvalued at 400Billion $ Mrktcap';

'>>58423634
New cars are having a hard time selling, robotaxi is just another Elon "project" that 3/4 times fumbles.

The cybertruck was supposed to be under 50k. Itll face problems with actual buyers not just low IQ influencers on car loans.';

'>>58423634
The robotaxi unveil will be another sell the news event.

Tesla fanboys have been relying on the promise of future robotaxi domination to justify even the current price ("it's not a car company", etc).

Then when it's inevitably underwhelming, and far behind Waymo, etc., people will be like "we have been waiting all these years for THIS?"';

'>he didn't listen';

'>>58423634
i saw the cyber truck in public for the first time the other day. i couldn't stop laughing. it's the equivalent of a girl with pink hair walking in public in the 50s';

'I'm going to put this as simply as possible.

All that Tesla had to accomplish was exactly one thing. Just one. Roll out an electric vehicle that performed comparably to non-electric vehicles at a reasonable price point that most people who can afford a new car can afford. That's it. That is all that Tesla ever had to do. Everything else was meaningless. They don't have that. Tesla has been rapidly losing its first mover advantage while spinning its wheels on shit that has nothing to do with making electric vehicles.

>but muh full self drive!
Doesn't have shit to do with electric cars.
>but the cybertruck!
It's an electric vehicle that costs more than most family's gross household income for a year.
>robotaxi
Doesn't have shit to do with electric cars and is just red meat for the trucking industry.
>androids
Still nothing to do with electric cars.

They're trying to do all of this other bullshit and they're failing to deliver on the core product.';

'>>58426022
Every single earnings they say they're going to come out with affordable models, but they literally can't, it would put them out of business because nobody would buy everything that's already been manufactured, and it wouldn't even come close to paying for it. They screwed themselves by making too many vehicles that they thought people would buy.';

'>>58423634
I remember truflation ev index was pointing to a drop in cost for fabrication, specially battery components, that sounds weird at first but the point is that maybe mass producing these cars is not a far fetched idea and not as expensive as new iterations are launched.';

'>>58426022
yeah i agree, fuck tesla
it'd be better to invest in honda or something at this point';

'>>58426247
JUST FUCK ANYTHING TO DO WITH ELON';

'>>58426022
>>but muh full self drive!
>Doesn't have shit to do with electric cars.
>>but the cybertruck!
>It's an electric vehicle that costs more than most family's gross household income for a year.
>>robotaxi
>Doesn't have shit to do with electric cars and is just red meat for the trucking industry.
>>androids
>Still nothing to do with electric cars.

Good points there anon, cant do anything but agree with you.';

'>>58423634
>cybertruck is a huge success';

'>>58423692
as usual in biz, that's just common sense';

'>>58426243
not that's any good to anyone but the factories and car companies';

'>>58423634
>cybertruck is a huge success
In what world? I haven't seen a single one and every time I see one in social media it's people clowning on it for being shit
>Hurr ur poor nobody drives one in ur hood durrrr
Wrong';

'>>58426243
hey retard ever heard about artificial scarcity?';

'Am I gonna make it bros, also have 31 ETH, 200k ROSE and 350 LTC. Listening to "all the above" by Transatlantic right now, shit is so cash.';

'>>58423692
>>58426269
This is a bait thread social engineered specifically for people to post feet.';

'>>58426243
only if people keep exploiting niggers in fifth world countries in modern day slavery.';

'>>58426278
Pic related';

'>>58426243
This is why you aren't supposed to trust independent data indexes lol';

'>>58423634
Just in case some of you retards forgot picrel was a presentation for a fully autonomous humanoid robot and yes it was an actual dude in spandex, believe nothing Elon says';

'>>58427606
In fairness, since then they've also had an actual automaton folding shirts.
Which they then had to admit they were faking the AI bits and just had a human pilot it instead.
It's just part and parcel of Tesla's pattern of building trust through integrity and keeping their promises.';

'>>58426278
Add DePINs like Peaq, Dimo, and AI projects like Fet and Ocean if YWMI.';

'>>58426278
Swap out Rose with the token of the project that integrated XMAQUINA into its ecosystem.';

'>>58423634
I see this dip as a chance to buy more ETH and put it back into YieldNestFi. Their system makes it easy to put my ETH back in and earn rewards without losing access to my money.';

'So why the fuck did this pick up so much after a poor earnings call? Elon gave a meme speech, didn't say anything too retarded and the margins looked a bit better? I don't see it. It was clearly oversold at the end of the day prior to the call, but it still seems way overvalued.';

'>>58424916
>the new car looks like a PS1 model lmao
rolling for g-police timeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Azw12fd-n8';