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int postNumber = 58423652;
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String date = '04/22/24(Mon)14:49:21';
String comment = 'The reason we are all depressed and feel like dying is because arbitrage opportunities, financially or otherwise, are far rarer with the advent of the internet. Life is no longer as sweet as it once was. Profit margins, financial or otherwise, are getting thinner and thinner. The global game of monopoly is almost complete and you failed to secure your future in time (or maybe never even had a chance).';
'No matter your angle of attack, I remain highly motivated.';
'>>58423652
that's a pretty good one anon, an interesting way to look at it.
the other edge of the sword though, is this - as the soulless normies of the world get sucked into their phones for every waking second of the day, there are more arbitrage opportunities to be had by touching grass';
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