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int postNumber = 58423810;
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String date = '04/22/24(Mon)16:11:39';
String comment = 'Do your parents or family know you own crypto? How was your relationship with them changed since you told them you own crypto, or that you have a large holding it? Does your family have access to your keys if something happened to you? Is it worth telling them about?';
'>>58423810
Never tell anyone you own crypto';
'>>58423819
It's too late, what do I do';
'>>58423826';
'>>58423826
I told my family I am a multi-millionaire. The only thing that changed is they expect me to pay for my own flight tickets when I visit them now. It's been like this for years and hasn't been a big deal in my case. They aren't pieces of shit. They're just regular retired former white collar workers with regular retirement savings.';
'>>58423810
I've mistakenly told my friends that I have crypto, not bitcoin I tell them just alts (which is true)
My family knows I had 100k a few years ago but held bags all the way down.
Now that I'm older, I will tell them all I saved and worked hard for it (which is technically true) when they see a 2022 Civic Type R outside my apartment.';
'>Hey man I'm rich now
>Really, can I borrow some money?
>Nope, but we can get drinks together later
>Ok, that sounds good
And it's just that simple. None of my friends have ever had a problem if I say "no".';
'>>58423810
They know part of my salary goes to MUMU
They don't really care, since it's my money and my life';
'I got everyone I know into crypto in some capacity or another, starting with my parents and siblings in 2014, by 2017 I had gotten all my close friends in. They all out performed me because they just bought and held where as I tried to beat the market and mostly failed.';
'Nah, they don't know.
After I told my mom what a bitcoin was and how to check its price in some hope she would buy her own shit she started asking me everyday if I sold or some shit.
I know she just wanted free money so I left the house for some time and cashed out half my folio, now I just wait for 100k ath to come and thus making BTCfi decently relevant again, and not literally forsaken. Hope that satoshisync will truly change this for the good';
'>>58423810
Brother
He also has crypto so no issues, I tell him crypto he tells me stocks
Fairly comfy arrangement';
'>>58426066
really hope you are larping and you didn't seriosuly tell your mother about your crypto ventures. this is a tale as old as time.';
'>>58423854
I always wonder why and how people struggle so much not being able to say no to NIGGERS';
'>>58423839
haven´t you pictured that it might be they don't believe you at all?';
'>>58423826
don't talk about it for months and if they bring it up say "nah it didn't really work out haha made me nervous so ill just learn more about it and try again later :)" are you stupid?';
'I'd only tell me mum I own crapto if she looked like this and I knew it was a good bargaining device for me to get a chance at fucking her to be honest';
'>>58423826
>ITT: zoomer just made some money and thinks it will change his life forever so he's scared
just lie bro it ain't that fucking hard';
'>>58426066
Leaving the house over your greedy mother... Kind of a gay way of going about things but I guess you were leaving sooner or later so I'm happy for you anon.';
'>>58426111
checked
wish there was more Toriel x Asgore porn ngl';
'>>58426111
based';
'>>58426103
some anons tell webcam models about their shenanigans tho so why not';
'>>58423810
My wife knows. Now when she looks at some stupidly expensive bullshit she absolutely does not need, she goes "Well, it's only half a bitcoin, right?" Uuugghh.
My mom knows. Even after I told her I'd made it, It still took her several years to stop asking if I wanted her to send me some money. You know, to make my life easier. Love you mom.';
'>>58423846
what thoughts must cross your parents' heads when they remember their son at one point in time had 100k and lost it all out of sheer greed, or worse, over pledging alliance to some random internet imaginary coin.
my disgust at my own son would be immeasurable.';
'>>58426125
I would take that to the fucking grave and not tell a souls about it.';
'>>58426124
T'awww
That's nice.';
'>>58423810
My mum know, and she receives complains constantlyfrom me whenever the price is down';
'>>58423810
told my parents to buy btc at 3k dip, mom called me stupid
I hate her fucking guts. never have believed in me for anything. dad def mad he listened to her, fuck him too for enabling that cunt my entire life.';
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