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int postNumber = 58424248;
String image = '1713827907610552.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)19:18:27';
String comment = '>mfw "zoomers" are called zoomers because they zoom in on issues that are completely irrelevant in the long run
>examples include climate change, BTC price, temporary temptations, COVID
>tfw saying zoom out is now more profound to me than ever'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424339 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:47:23') {

'we call you zoomers because we hate you as much as boomers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424372 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:01:03') {

'>>58424248
Zoomers comes from gen Z + boomer as in the 30 year old boomer meme
>climate change
>irrelevant in the long run
Peak retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424394 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:10:33') {

'>>58424372
>the 30 year old boomer meme
The what?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424400 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:12:50'  && image=='643.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424405 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:15:02') {

'they're also about as technologically illiterate as boomers';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424441 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:36:58') {

'>>58424339
who the fuck is we'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424453 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:44:48') {

'>>58424405
Crazy considering how computers and access to high speed internet has gotten cheaper, no generation before has had such free and open access to information and all they do with it is watch tiktoks'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424460 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:49:14'  && image=='1636971939737s.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424462 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:49:54') {

'>>58424453
I think you're confusing normalfags and zoomers
Millenial normalfags only watch titoks
Zoomer normalfags only watch tiktoks
Millenial nerds do other shit
Zoomer nerds do other shit

That's all there is to it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424466 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:52:44'  && image=='cgf0tq7721k11.jpg') {

'>>58424462
Zoomer cope, I bet you played Fortnite'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424469 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:55:51') {

'>>58424372
climate change is completely irrelevant when you stretch it out in time on a graph following our species' survival

no wonder the climate biz wants to focus the attention of asshats like you on this tiny period of time you live in'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424473 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:59:43') {

'>>58424466
that thing that you just did
that's something all anti-zoomers do and I can confidently say it's the most retarded thing about this whole oomer thing
1) You assumed I'm a zoomer because I am not actively insulting them
2) You assumed a [zoomer-related thing] about me
Now what most anti-zoomers do after that is they keep assuming more and more stuff about me and using the assumptions as "valid" arguments against my arguments
It's sad, really. You don't know ANYTHING about me. ANYTHING. Yet you've already imagined how I look like, how I behave, what I do. That alone makes me defend zoomers all the time. Nobody deserved to be treated like that. This is straight up retarded. Anti-zoomer are straight up retarded. My favorite part is when I start assuming thing about the anti-zoomer, such as
>lol, cope mutt
And when the anti-zoomer gets mad and says that he's not a mutt
How retarded is that?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424479 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:05:50') {

'>>58424473
It's a meme you dip'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424481 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:08:05'  && image=='3845.jpg') {

'>>58424248
>completely irrelevant in the long run
>BTC price
op you seem to be a fucking retard who spends all your money on epic games gift cards and doesn't pay attention to what's going on irl, halving just happened, and when price fix itself you're gonna see BTC reaching at least $100K lol, at least if you're gonna be that of a retard to spend all your money and time gaming, earn some money while doing it on blocklords or any web3 game

And don't fucking ever say again that BTC price is irrelevant in the long run, you're on /biz/ faggot'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424485 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:10:10') {

'>>58424479
yeah but my point still stands
It happens ALL THE TIME
On all boards, every day. Not only in zoomer hate threads, but everywhere. People just assume things and use the assumptions as arguments. The quality of 4chan discussion is so incredibly low nowadays. I swear it wasn't the case 2,3 years ago. Maybe it's because it's the election year? I don't know. I can't have ANY discussion without the other party just conjuring up facts about me from their ass.
>yeah so I like this car, I think it looks nice
>OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIBERAL, AMERICAN, ZOOMER, TRANNY NIGGER
most """"discussions""" look like that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424486 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:11:09') {

'>>58424481
here's an example of a zoomer:
he can't read

my point was it doesn't matter when you look at it now, it will appreciate in value anyway, as long as its valuation is in FIAT which loses value over time'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424490 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:12:20') {

'>>58424479
also yeah I played fortnite
I stole some random kid's epic account and my friend did the same exact thing (coincidence) so we downloaded it and played like 2 games'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424514 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:32:30') {

'>>58424490
Do the zoomer dance for us'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424522 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:38:51'  && image=='1713226437138970.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424545 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:07:14') {

'>>58424372
came here to post this

"zoomer" is just boomer with a z, it's not that deep'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424570 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:45:18'  && image=='zoomers_are_faggots.png') {

'>>58424473
>long reply
>zoomer confirmed'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424579 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:49:58'  && image=='troon3.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424580 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:50:06') {

'>>58424473
>hyper defensive from a one line quip
>massively egotistical for no reason
>throws in identity like country of origin in this somehow
>deflects non existent insults made up in his own head
yup that's a zoomer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424582 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:51:56'  && image=='721438234.jpg') {

'>>58424248
Zoomer just don't care about real estate prices and inflation, they are okay by living in one room or ze pod, meanwhile i'm here on Truflation seeing how my money get raped by the feds'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424600 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:10:07') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424601 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:11:28') {

'>>58424481
>earn some money while doing it on blocklords or any web3 game
>web3 games'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424643 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:48:02') {

'>>58424582
zoomers only care about tiktok'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424646 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:49:43'  && image=='21f28f3b682639c63c7611c36b3b7f4503b407e419b87b86f57c5cf06590f9fd.jpg') {

'>>58424582
biden approved another aid package for ukraine...'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424821 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:31:24') {

'>>58424582
Zoomers do care about real estate tf you talking about'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58424822 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:32:19') {

'>>58424582
I'm not okay living in one room anon stfu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425190 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:25:14') {

'zoomers are fucked because any attractive girl their age is selling pussy on seeking arrangement';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425566 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:22:31'  && image=='168751722.jpg') {

'>>58424248
>I may become rich during this bullrun using my copytrade strategy on DEXVIEW
>but the planet will not make it more than 20 years
>and if the wars dont destroy the world
>the climate will
we're fucked zoomiebros'
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