import 4.code.about;

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public void title() {

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public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Both my parents are millionaires.(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Both my parents are millionaires.';
int postNumber = 58424991;
String image = '1713866849366916.png';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)06:07:29';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425111 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:10:38') {

'>>58424991
Being a millionaire isn't what it used to be'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425113 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:13:12') {

'>>58424991
test'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425579 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:35:43') {

'>>58424991
Based. I'm the first and only millionaire in my family.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425639 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:30:55'  && image=='1624713124729.png') {

'>>58424991
My dad is but I've never seen any of that money.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425650 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:39:16') {

'unless it's in liquid assets it isn't really that impressive anymore thanks to the housing bubble';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425651 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:40:07') {

'>>58425579
Same. My family has no idea either'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425655 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:42:36') {

'My parents are also (independently, cause they're divorced) millionaires too. It was so easy for them
>be from florida
>get a good job (sportscaster and PR exec)
>buy a decent house
>wait 20 years
>sell for 300% markup
boom millionaire'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425664 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:48:29') {

'>>58425651
Yeah mine has no idea. I plan on surprising my parents by paying off the rest of their mortgage within the next 12 months if this bull run goes into high gear.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425678 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:06:26') {

'Both of my parents are close to being millionaires, and jointly own a home worth half a million. After insurance policies kick in they'll leave me multiple millions. Ironically they are incapable of conceiving of themselves as, jointly, multimillionaires. Which is good for me because they're both kind of retarded with money.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58425886 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:13:16') {

'>>58424991
my parents are dirt poor'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58427095 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:22:15'  && image=='1684789741851.jpg') {

'>>58424991
my parents are poor and technically I'm now the richest in the family for holding retardio, it's nice to see them proud of me but I can't help but feel like I'm cheating'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==58428274 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:54:29'  && image=='1690576293098808.jpg') {

'>>58424991
then by default you are too and you will never stop being one, you are part of the vicious circle of idiots with a golden cradle who do not believe in truflation data.'
;

}

}
}