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class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/cm/';
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public void menu();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Homestuck / Hiveswap thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Homestuck / Hiveswap thread';
int postNumber = 3825904;
String image = '1690753262724712.png';
String date = '07/30/23(Sun)17:41:02';
String comment = '(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) i am helplessly in love with this man';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3825905 && dateTime=='07/30/23(Sun)17:42:49'  && image=='mallek.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3825907 && dateTime=='07/30/23(Sun)17:49:31'  && image=='eridan.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3825914 && dateTime=='07/30/23(Sun)18:31:44'  && image=='lanque.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3825916 && dateTime=='07/30/23(Sun)18:51:59') {

'>>3825907
*wwalks in*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3825947 && dateTime=='07/30/23(Sun)21:12:54'  && image=='e7ce7920fbf4b07f2a2ff0a720aba000dd2dc0c9.png') {

'i want to have sex with kuprum maxlol!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3825952 && dateTime=='07/30/23(Sun)21:45:02') {

'ugh lanque is actually the most beautiful man ive ever seen';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3825979 && dateTime=='07/30/23(Sun)22:38:58') {

'>>3825947
>>3825907
>>3825905
god they're all so cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3826190 && dateTime=='07/31/23(Mon)14:43:11'  && image=='Dt7WzxHWoAAcyub.png') {

'Clown shota <3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3826238 && dateTime=='07/31/23(Mon)17:31:32') {

'>>3826190
I want to do things to his feet...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3826288 && dateTime=='07/31/23(Mon)19:53:57'  && image=='zebruh.png') {

'zebruh is such a racist , hypocritic tool , but hes really cute . like , i would wanna maybe be his kismesis .';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3826426 && dateTime=='08/01/23(Tue)05:56:50'  && image=='aumtzi_condescending.png') {

'>>3825914
love his both poetry uwu and hedonistic sex machine sides
>>3825952
agree straight up gorgeous thanks kim quatch marvus is hot too but his propotions look weird sometimes
>>3826288
hell hes got all kind of emothions out of me unique chara fr

are fangames welcomed?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3826430 && dateTime=='08/01/23(Tue)06:12:01'  && image=='raurou_blush_speak.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3826432 && dateTime=='08/01/23(Tue)06:16:00'  && image=='pozzol_book_recoil.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3828491 && dateTime=='08/07/23(Mon)18:40:22'  && image=='1671206100080397907299036452591.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3828611 && dateTime=='08/08/23(Tue)12:07:22') {

'>>3825916
a wistful memory..........'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3829939 && dateTime=='08/15/23(Tue)10:23:58'  && image=='pixiv4568252 homestuck (1).jpg') {

'Rah rah renaissance, Homestuck fan renaissance as Hussie loses his mind in humiliating, public fashion

Pixiv ID 4568252'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3830509 && dateTime=='08/17/23(Thu)01:26:23'  && image=='Tumblr_l_1224738959738001.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3830535 && dateTime=='08/17/23(Thu)05:37:07'  && image=='John-Egbert-Homestuck-MS-Paint-Adventures-фэндомы-3152774.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3833530 && dateTime=='08/31/23(Thu)05:33:32'  && image=='FwgedMKXwBM4Ju8.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3833541 && dateTime=='08/31/23(Thu)08:23:10'  && image=='tavros enjoyers.png') {

'i just think he's neat
and maybe i want to peg him'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3835214 && dateTime=='09/08/23(Fri)21:22:40'  && image=='tumblr_n80hskLkTd1rd9kxqo2_1280.jpg') {

'How is there no Karkat in this thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3835216 && dateTime=='09/08/23(Fri)21:26:23'  && image=='f1255a023d1da4159455c7a8e46fc2bd.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3835222 && dateTime=='09/08/23(Fri)21:46:06'  && image=='tumblr_msyavhyW3K1rklg6go1_1280.png') {

'John Crocker is really cute I wish people would draw him more often';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3835253 && dateTime=='09/09/23(Sat)01:59:52') {

'>>3835216
more feet please'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3837960 && dateTime=='09/20/23(Wed)20:25:19'  && image=='F6UQalPXwAAh8m3.jpg') {

'vrrm';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3838891 && dateTime=='09/25/23(Mon)12:47:42'  && image=='tumblr_9f2827035826c98f6558a01f21533be0_5ce0e59c_2048.jpg') {

'up for real dirkjohn again';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3842257 && dateTime=='10/08/23(Sun)20:49:26') {

'how do we feel today';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3843209 && dateTime=='10/12/23(Thu)10:13:25'  && image=='F1BeKaMXgAEf0pn.png') {

'>>3842257
I feel nothing. I don't care about any "official" content made after the original comic ended. If anything I'm hoping nuTeam!HS2 is even shittier than before so at least we have shitposting material.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3843330 && dateTime=='10/12/23(Thu)20:15:24'  && image=='F73Z1__W0AAuZ5I.jpg') {

'i like. boy. :(';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3843398 && dateTime=='10/13/23(Fri)02:06:01'  && image=='tumblr_mr2cflGOKU1rjurq4o1_1280.png') {

'>>3829939
>as Hussie loses his mind in humiliating, public fashion
Oh god, what has he done now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3847037 && dateTime=='10/26/23(Thu)21:18:33'  && image=='computer_pout_400x400.png') {

'I know Homestuck ended years ago but I can't help feel like I missed out on something that seems fascinating. I tried reading the first bit but gave up since I can't understand its literature and what's going on. Is is too late to get into Homestuck? How do you first get into it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3847103 && dateTime=='10/26/23(Thu)23:43:34') {

'>>3847037
>Is is too late to get into Homestuck?
The comic still exists anon. Yeah the hype is over but if you're interested in it you can still check it out. Its not going anywhere
>How do you first get into it?
Just read
https://www.homestuck.com/story'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3847959 && dateTime=='10/29/23(Sun)13:55:44') {

'>>3847037
I read it last year and loved most of it.
You should download the unofficial homestuck collection.
Take your time reading it and don't skim it like most people do.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3848741 && dateTime=='11/02/23(Thu)22:41:51'  && image=='Kankri77.png') {

'>>3847037
I first started Homestuck in 2012 when I was in 4th grade, I religiously kept up with it and did regular rereads to refresh my memory at least once a year. I simultaneously love it and hate it but I truly do think its worth getting into. I agree with the anon above me, the Unofficial Homestuck Collection is the best way to read it nowadays because it has flash support. Hope you end up loving it as much as I did fren.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3848916 && dateTime=='11/03/23(Fri)23:23:31'  && image=='Tumblr_l_670482466475009.jpg') {

':3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3850801 && dateTime=='11/13/23(Mon)12:30:32'  && image=='1695839481613564.png') {

'He's so cute';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3851417 && dateTime=='11/15/23(Wed)22:35:48'  && image=='F5DsFGyWYAAQhGU.jpeg.jpg') {

'im eating trash right now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3851441 && dateTime=='11/16/23(Thu)02:00:24'  && image=='tumblr_lzdcru9UG61qmtso8o1_500.jpg') {

'>>3847037
If this were 2011 I would tell you that you have to read the whole thing and like it. But Homestuck is dead and disgraced now so who gives a shit?

Act 1 was written largely by fans submitting suggestions in the forum, and because of that it meanders and takes forever to go anywhere. Even after he stopped using fan suggestions to drive the story forward, it took a while for the story to really find its footing. You can skim both Acts 1-3, or skip most of it completely. But don't skip Rose, Dave and Jade's character introductions on pages 214, 309 and 759. (Dave is also best boy so I recommend reading his parts a little more closely).

Act 4 is where the story really starts to open up in its scope, and it becomes more lore-heavy and narrative-focused. It's also where the Trolls make their first appearance. I'd recommend reading it properly starting here.

And then, or course, there is the Act 5 Act 1, also known as Hivebent. It's devoted completely to the story of the Trolls. Back in the day, the more cancerous people in the fandom had a reputation of starting with/only reading Hivebent. But honestly, if you are only curious to know what the deal is with the gray-skined candy-horned devil kids, this is where you want to go.

Act 6 goes completely off the rails after a while, and devolves into whiny teen relationship drama. Stick it out for as long as you can stomach it, but there is no shame in quitting if you get tired of it there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3852871 && dateTime=='11/24/23(Fri)13:57:28'  && image=='F-iukLSWQAAvfyn.jpg') {

'Brain destroying';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3852948 && dateTime=='11/24/23(Fri)20:35:08'  && image=='F9Fk0fva8AA2fOU.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3852998 && dateTime=='11/25/23(Sat)14:17:47'  && image=='cronus.jpg') {

'suprised there arent any posts of cronus on here yet . i used to hate him , but i found this fic on ao3 called ' good endings only ' that changed my opinion on him .';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3853018 && dateTime=='11/25/23(Sat)17:06:10'  && image=='IMG_3067-1.png') {

'>>3852998
Well that's because there are alot of characters who fit the term 'cute' better. cronus is old and purposefully written to be dislikable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3853021 && dateTime=='11/25/23(Sat)17:31:30'  && image=='rufioh.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3854726 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)13:31:47'  && image=='FvJzk4-XsAc2WEn.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855563 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:37:05'  && image=='tumblr_nx7vldL46e1rhcvweo1_500.png') {

'post more twiins now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855564 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:38:23'  && image=='tumblr_99a81fb6ecb6719178b2f203e4d40c5d_77929c2e_1280.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855565 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:40:03'  && image=='v1 2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855566 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:41:06'  && image=='v1 3.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855567 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:42:20'  && image=='v3 1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855568 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:43:23'  && image=='v4 1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855569 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:45:33'  && image=='ggmJgb1bAWE.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855570 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)13:46:48'  && image=='Dr4fFfzy0qM.jpg') {

'that's all for now
i mostly have mituna, sorry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855892 && dateTime=='12/12/23(Tue)17:44:48'  && image=='GAJybzEWIAAdd1P.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855900 && dateTime=='12/12/23(Tue)20:39:09'  && image=='Fy8rXmIWAAEUfkP.png') {

'I am also a fan of Tuna...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3855995 && dateTime=='12/13/23(Wed)13:57:28'  && image=='F9YMwtHbUAAqiHn.jpg') {

'>>3855900
There should be more mituna lovers out there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856086 && dateTime=='12/14/23(Thu)09:51:36') {

'>>3855892
shxt that was hot, i wish someone could do that to me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856408 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)07:28:45'  && image=='FtIGdqAaUAAHbdI.jpeg.jpg') {

'>>3856086
why did you censor shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856440 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)10:27:47'  && image=='F6r5zNpXUAAGBLM.jpg') {

'>>3856408
Some people don't want to go to hell.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856441 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)11:51:14'  && image=='tumblr_0e5d100023a9055ea36e797e9b0330f0_73b1d63e_500.gif') {

'A Homestuck thread? On MY 4chan?
Picrel, baby'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856442 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)11:58:35'  && image=='FthFLMWWAAA0Y4N.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856445 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)12:36:12'  && image=='d331b4de3a69ad09449420ec47a11322.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856476 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)17:47:58'  && image=='20231214_081338.png') {

'is vast error allowed in here';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3856536 && dateTime=='12/17/23(Sun)01:45:15') {

'>>3855900
bee boy ;( hes so precious'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3858355 && dateTime=='12/29/23(Fri)20:19:56'  && image=='IMG_2534.jpg') {

'happy new yaoi';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3858721 && dateTime=='01/01/24(Mon)05:49:23'  && image=='D6yc94uXkAAXes1.jpg') {

'Zebede <3 i have a thing for dorky chubby guys';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3862165 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)13:07:31') {

'>>3856445
they truly are the silliests'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3863182 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)22:13:07'  && image=='voidbound.jpg') {

'>>3856476
who's gonna stop you, all fan adventures might as well be "homestuck"
>>3856441
idk how it's allowed here and in /aco/ but not in /trash/. Jannies are weird.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3867248 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)21:55:33'  && image=='karkate.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3871580 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)07:51:30'  && image=='5jyblmt0a5z91.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3875385 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)14:59:44'  && image=='gamzee turn.gif') {

'>>3847037
>I can't help feel like I missed out on something that seems fascinating
enjoying it in the moment with the fandom was an entire experience, I won't lie to you. however it's still a good read on it's own; although some jokes will fly over your head
>I tried reading the first bit but gave up since I can't understand its literature and what's going on
happened to me too, it took me 3 tries to commit getting into it. glad I did
>How do you first get into it?
I've heard of it here and there in name and gave it a try but it didn't click with me. then I heard about it some more times and how things get good, and all the memes, and how fun the characters are. so I committed to reading though to act 2 at least. by then I was really enjoying it. I'm a huge animation buff so all the little gifs in a comic were a novel idea to me, and the music animations left me in awe. I've never known a (web)comic to be capable of mixing mediums like this before'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3877310 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)23:16:49'  && image=='vast shitters.jpg') {

'>>3875385
>randomly seeing my filename in a thread
Feels GOOD.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3881258 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)22:17:33') {

'>>3825952
Isn't Lanque canonically a reverse trap?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3881326 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:50:51'  && image=='karkat nosebleed.jpg') {

'>>3881258
If we go by 'canon', Lanque is a troon. Which is a really funny thing to do, honestly, making the sex pervert guy that fucks people then ghosts them trans.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3884232 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:57:31'  && image=='E5EwMsLX0AQVeOO.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3884233 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:58:50'  && image=='Es1ilh_VEAMc5Av.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3884234 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:59:51'  && image=='ExVxnO5WgAEi6B0.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3884235 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:00:55'  && image=='hd5dfgrrliz71.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3884236 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:02:00'  && image=='i52zvnlonlt51.png') {

'undefined';

}

}
}