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'>>3879167
Dialogue skipper or don't play the game?
>CY, XQ
We know they're both the same age as Hu Tao from a past lantern rite event. Hu Tao has been the director of the funeral parlor for multiple years, she isn't underage.
>Mika
He doesn't like the taste of alcohol, but can drink it. Not underage.
>Lyney
We see Lyney's flashback in his story quest and he's an old enough kid to walk around doing missions for the Fatui. The quest mentions it's at least 10 years later now. No way he's any less than 20.
>Fremi
Fremi's voicelines state that when Lyney and Lynette joined the house of the hearth, he had been in there for years. They joined the house when they were still kids, and Fremi was already there and a kid himself. So he's not particularly younger than them, placing him as a similar age range to Lyney.';

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'>>3879323
> Lyney
Is he nearing twink death like the doggo is?';

'Reminder, twink death doesn't exist in the genshin universe';

'MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN';

'>>3879450

>Redesign
>Is just three generic ass men

Reddit is shit.';

'>>3879465
Mostly because the machinations of Narukami shrine';

'>>3879450
I prefer this one';

'>>3879465
this doujin was kinda rapey but still the best one with my cute gay husband kaveh in it';

'>>3879501
The artist draws him very pretty';

'>>3879323
Anon, this is anime logic where children work full time jobs. Look at Diona, for example. The fact that Hutao works doesn't mean she is an adult.
I thought it was explicitly said he couldn't drink? Good for him if he's an adult who can't handle alcohol though.
Iirc lyney's seiyuu was explicitly told this is a "shota" character, also again anime logic: just because they were working for the Fatui doesn't mean they were adults.';

'>>3879529
Teyvat has its own "laws"';

'>>3879529
>Anon, this is anime logic where children work full time jobs. Look at Diona, for example. The fact that Hutao works doesn't mean she is an adult.
Okay then, how about this
>Character Story 1
>During her teenage years, Hu Tao was tasked with conducting a funeral ceremony for the first time.
If she was still a teenager you wouldn't use the phrase "during her teenage years". You're handwaving textual, in-game evidence because of "anime logic".
>I thought it was explicitly said he couldn't drink? Good for him if he's an adult who can't handle alcohol though.
Mika "Least favorite food" says
>Unlike my brother, I can't stand the taste of alcohol.
Implies he can drink it, but doesn't like it. Pretty conclusive.
>Iirc lyney's seiyuu was explicitly told this is a "shota" character, also again anime logic: just because they were working for the Fatui doesn't mean they were adults.
He's a shota-type character, and he's not underage. Both things are true. And him working for the fatui is... not the point. His story quest shows him as a kid and even if you want to argue they were spying for the fatui at 6 years old, which is already forcing it, you'd need to say that the kid in the flashback is also 6 years old for the timeline the game gives us to fit and still have him be underage. That's a lot of mental gymnastics.';

'>>3879642
Good points. I will say though, the last cooking event had Eula say Amber and Mika can't drink, even though we have seen Amber drink before lmao. So I don't think they actually care that much about this and are making it up as they go. Wouldn't be surprised if there's contradictory info about this (like in Mike's case apparently).';

'My HC is that kaveh is a 30 year old boomer';

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'>>3879699
Just like me fr.';

'>>3879699
He's canonically in his late 20s so you are not far off';

'>>3879718
What makes you think that? He must be 25-6';

'>>3879719
https://files.catbox.moe/ysn98h.png
NTA but the wiki roughly estimates his age to be late 20s, mid 20s seems a little bit young since it would imply alhaitham is in his early 20s. Also its funnier to imagine kaveh being a 30 year old boomer';

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'>>3879725
>kaveh being a 30 year old boomer
Christmas cake femboy kaveh';

'>>3879831
He probably wastes most of his mora on make up to hide his wrinkles';

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'>>3879914
>when itto tells you he only likes women';

'>>3879914
>the dog shaker gimme the dog shaker dude';

'>>3879914
I wish I could remove that emote from the game';

'>>3879914
This is what a dog in severe bepis withdrawal looks like.';

'>>3879923
Oh no…';

'>>3879831
Him being a 30yo christmas cake makes him even more erotic. Lucky bastard scribe, tch.';

'>>3879854
He’s actually spending a fortune on longevity elixirs from Liyeu to delay that. It’s why he’s always broke. He owes loan sharks from Narukami shrine so much money that they’re due to call in a clause that makes him their indentured servant.';

'>>3879972
Damn scribe...';

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'Kitsune placed a curse on Kaveh

https://x.com/7h_waruinu/status/1776982643332293012?s=46';

'>>3880120
>kaveh turns into hagveh
>nothing changes and just keeps nagging alhaitham
Sounds like pure kino';

'>>3880151
It stops being funny once hagveh gets arrested because a wardrobe malfunction and Karen screeches the entire way to jail.
Also unintended pregnancies';

'He demands bepis';

'>>3880158
>It stops being funny
How? Sounds funny as hell';

'>>3880151
This artist just drew hagveh is it a trend? https://x.com/oyakorodesu/status/1776988929612517546?s=46
>>3880204
>funny as hell
Karen screeching can reach 140 Decibels
Would also die from an aortic dissection during pregnancy since hagveh is a hag';

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'>>3880298
Wow really? Cute male appreciators taking massive Ls lately.
Can't even talk about Genshin boys on /v/ anymore without getting sent to the shadow realm despite the hoards of waifu threads.';

'>>3880300
Mass reporting probably. To be fair even cm bans topless men sometimes even though they’re obviously male and doing this irl would never result in indecent exposure arrest
Captcha GAYGG';

'>alhaitham wears a black suit in the hoyofair art
>kaveh wears a matching white one in the gigo collab
I can't wait for the alhaitahm/kaveh wedding';

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'>>3880302
Who are those NPC servants, hired prostitutes?';

'>>3880305
simps';

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'>>3880302
There's some art of that believe it or not. I thought there was more but I can only seem to find one piece (don't) in my Haitham/Kaveh folder...';

'>>3880308
Bless thai fujos for having their own hkv wedding event and making art for it';

'>>3880300
It's just gacha games fandoms being massive shitholes full of incels. See the Lyney KR situation, Scara situation in CN, even in the west the Genshin leddit removed the official Mihoyo-made Heizou birthday art post back when that was released due to incels mass-reporting it.';

'Kaveh butte.';

'>>3880408
BEGONE THOT!';

'>>3880406
>even in the west the Genshin leddit removed the official Mihoyo-made Heizou birthday art post back when that was released due to incels mass-reporting it.
Reddit is truly onions-jack central';

'>>3880415
God I love his cute panties that artist draws. I want to tug at the string and unfurl buttve.';

'>>3880406
I wonder: if dog’s second or third hangout quests give him a Hina skin and shipped him with the Oni will they also seethe and get censors to stop it?
Or will they be cool with it and pretend they’re getting another waifu and since it’s a Japanese samurai getting humiliated/feminized.';

'>>3880408
Kaveh feet';

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'>>3880494
Thinking about bepis';

'https://files.catbox.moe/5sdwdb.mp4
Video of kaveh eating a banana';

'Video of Gorou being a Bepismongler https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUtRqFvHx9Y';

'is it gay if im a guy and i like venti';

'>>3880552
I mean, you're on a cute male board';

'>>3880544
Damn. He really is bnuy huh.';

'>>3880552
Yes. Venti likes you back, anon, so it's all good.';

'>>3880555
Bunveh is 100% real';

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'>>3880931
lyney’s trip to Japan';

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'>>3880544
least gay kaveh pic.';

'>>3881029
Nobody cares about Itto and Gorou in China cause they're not popular';

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'>>3881102
>implying itto isn’t #1 https://x.com/theleeryder/status/1778094724898869324?s=46';

'>>3881102
I want to see if a skin would suddenly make him popular with Chinese men or of if they’ll just get mad';

'Never liked any Itto ships before but lately I've been more inclined to Ayaitto. Innocent dumbass x schemy politician is very good.';

'>>3881203
How is that good.. .walk us through it';

'>>3881204
Schemy politician gets charmed by the cute muscly idiot's simple mindedness';

'>>3881203
>>3881218
Dog btfo!';

'>>3881203
>when u realize https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PjZ4C5Lazh8 is the only other character to give him the time of day
Ayaitto means pup will be condemned to be a fox’s chew toy until he finally snaps and an heroes';

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'ngl he cute';

'Leakers are saying itto wrote a song about the “brave puppy”
What could that be?';

'>>3881317
Gorou was very brave taking the full girth of Itto's oni hog.';

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'Reminder, sumeru homos are best homos';

'https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6CH4_6a96TM an actual event
This is going to end with Gorou wearing a dress and sucking his cock';

'>>3881311
he looks gay.';

'>>3881446
He is.';

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'You realize this is what Gorou’s little dog companion would look like irl https://twitter.com/ecto_fun/status/1777174404805394755';

'i wanna hurt gorou.';

'>>3881503
I wasted 40$ to get itto and felt dumb then I saw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=teBFHO-vQn8&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D';

'>>3881503
According to this calculator if you give Gorou a pound of milk chocolate he can eat it without significant illness
But if you give him a pound of dark chocolate he’ll get sick enough to be hospitalized
And if you give him a pound of cacao he’ll become deathly ill https://www.msdvetmanual.com/pages-with-widgets/clinical-calculators?mode=list

So you just have to do bait and switch and get him used to milk chocolate candies and then one day give him dark chocolate and he collapses';

'>>3881446
>bunny hair like kaveh
Extremely gay and cute';

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'>>3881534
me on the far left.';

'Why is Gorou so weak as a DPS/Main/Solo character when he leads an army? His DPS is terrible, his defense is weak and his buffs are useless if he’s alone.
People are saying he’s the worst character to solo the game with';

'>>3881757
>leads an army
That's why.';

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'is it gay if im a guy and i like kaveh';

'>>3881785
me (on the right) and nobody';

'>>3881811
Just a little bit';

'>>3881785
I love art of them cuddling. Kaveh would be an excellent little spoon.';

'>>3881830
Its peak comfy';

'>>3881773
Itto needs to teach him how to defend himself or he’ll continue to be a victim';

'>>3881811
No, because he looks like a w*man.';

'>>3881928
BPD demon tranny Kaveh';

'>all sumeru ladies wear a matching garter belt and necklace
>including kaveh
Classic kaveh moment';

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'>>3882094
Omg Katveh. I love him even more now.';

'Lyney is so cute';

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'>>3882105
What would happen if you replace Lyney with Angel Dust and Angel Dust with Lyney?';

'Why would anyone want to wife Elliott Gindi';

'Why would anyone use a tripcode on /cm/';

'>>3882127
That's not bad actually because we now have the option to filter';

'>>3882130
Never trip';

'>>3882132
I already have you filtered by other means, just keep being yourself';

'>>3882135
How ?';

'>>3882138
For me its bunny milk';

'*aping *ighnari';

'>>3882177
Please no....';

'It is so large';

'>dog boob gets delated
>bunny boob fine
Unironically based';

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